/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55063496
Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.391 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Path to full year profitability after Q4 '22
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>~76.0 (19.0) million shares 25% total held by Mar. 22th, 2023
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29th 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Monday RRP: 2,275.311B, 105P = 21.670B per (roughly)
Tuesday RRP: 2,256.689B, 102P = 22.124B per (roughly)

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
>Q4 + FY22 Earnings 8-K/10-K
news.gamestop.com/node/19986/html
news.gamestop.com/node/19991/html
>2023 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp are issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
>Watch for votes (Rec.: Apr 21) for Jun 15, 2023 @1000 CDT Ann. Meeting
news.gamestop.com/node/20001/html

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

owari da

Why would Ryan and Pulte let this happen?

I hate being a dumfuck baggie bro...

>55063518
Let what happen? It go dip 3%. Kek. We’re closing green today just give it time.

AHAHAHAHAH

YOU DUMBFUCK BAGGIES

GETTING BLOWN OUT BY SOMEONE NEAR A DUMPSTER

https://streamable.com/80zb9v

https://streamable.com/80zb9v

https://streamable.com/80zb9v

https://streamable.com/80zb9v

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>55063535
Screecapped just to kek baggies @ 4:01 pm

>>55063499
>we're closing green today
>>55063535
>3535
yeah I'll check these

>>55063535
>>55063567
Fuck, now look at what you've done. We're going to get kekked even harder

Thread theme https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JOKn33-q4Ao

>>55063496
KEK BAGGIE MAN IS A GOD DAMN DISGRUNTELD WAGIE

WAGMI

>>55063565
anon, you were the garbage all along.

>>55063594
Jimmy's really ugly. Her hair looks like a child colored it in with a marker. Her eyebrows are too thick, the face is fucked upped, the underboob shirt is tasteless and the red tie makes no sense. Nothing about Jimmy says GAMESTOP

I come here to huff the FUD.
It gets my dick rock fucking HARD.

Clown world won't last forever, the market will once again obey the laws of supply and demand.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcV3rLSbY8E

Separate and equal.

>>55063565
>gift cards behind the hangar base tell wagies what gift cards go where when restocking
kek retard hedge niggers dumpster diving

Guys I need a series like Severance and Counterpart. Any ideas?

>>55063496
Who's here at this point? I recognize a few of the posters, but not many. I had great fun here way back when.

>>55063496
Check for votes if you haven't already voted for the June 15th GameStop meeting. Most will email or mail you about voting while some (like Degiro) will need you to contact them. Proxy voting should be available to holders in the following:
Computershare
Vanguard
E*TRADE
Fidelity
TDA
>RH

>>55063744
Nice try shill. Real apes never sold

>>55063744
I stopped having fun in 2021
Everything from then on has been purgatory

>>55063744
All of us, comrade.

>WAGMI

>>55063744
I've been lurking since pre-squeeze and posting oc since early 2022 pll

>>55063744
Don’t

Why didn't you just buy BBBYQ?

>>55063744
>t (you)
It's actually significantly better in here than it's been for over a year.

>>55063885
Baggie bros said it was distraction

If Pulte gets credit for going up yesterday then Pulte gets the blame for going down today. Fuck Pulte he did this to GME

>>55063565
this was made by someone who holds many shares of Gamestop (ticker: GME) stock

>>55063594
the frog looks new

>>55063565
Kino

Friendly reminder

>>55063904
I blame market makers kicking the can

We're officially over the trench lads.
If we can stick out above 23 until days end then we're well on our way across no mans land.

Anyone ever notice how Bitcoin always pumps or dumps in oppslosite to GME? Kek maybe spy does too and I just don't watch that ticker. But every single time we pump btc dumps and vice versa.

Anyway. Debt ceiling going higher right? No way for default and moona, right?

When will we turn the tide?

>>55063940
>Anyway. Debt ceiling going higher right? No way for default and moona, right?
The House passed a bill so we either get their version at the last minute with no chance for Senate changes or we get default. Both options make Democrats look like incompetent jackasses so expect a fountain of salt on /biz/ and /pol/ either way.

>>55063966
>Democrats
>Not incompetent jackasses
Pick 1
To be fair republicans are just democrats in slow motion. Hate this gay fucking political theatre, hate these old fucks like you wouldn't believe.

>faggot reddit shills STILL struggling to keep it above 23
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>faggot reddit shills have completely abandoned the thread
top kek
shift change a little slow today jeets?

CAM ON GAME STOCK CAM ON 23 HOLD THE FAKKIN LINE CAM ON

>>55064106
thanks for clocking in ranjeesh, 0.1 rupees has been deposited to your accoint

>NOOOO I REPORT U
You think this give you power over me

>>55063958
Holy shit they're recycling /pol/ shit at the lowest fidelity to try to justify themselves.
1pbtnig
>>55063927
Cheers for continually reminding us how insane they want us to look.
Lying on paperwork is not the same as lying about physics.
YOU SOLD WHAT YOU DID NOT OWE.
THIS IS PROVEN.
>>55063744
Checked but absolutely a fucking FED.
"oh i've always been here, where is my support structure, oh nooWoooo."
Get shunted aglin cunt.
>>55063565
Brace for it, fuckstick.
I have owned your voice. You consented by putting it on the 4-chongs.
You're going to say shit you have never even heard of.
The worst part is, it will all be true.
If you disbelieved me, you'd post more.
But you won't, you voicecel.
>>55063887
>1 off
Exactly how it is.
Everything is always fucked, just a little bit.
But it's getting better, thanks to you.

Imagine being this unhinged and obsessed over a video game store stock you don't even own

>>55064185
But i do own it baggie bro

>>55063999
I'll check those trips

>nothing ever happens

>>55064185
Imagine being so dedicated that you come to a thread for it to call holders of it shills. They’re clearly trying to paint holders as shills as an attempt to prevent buying. It’s really quite sad.

>>55064185
>not fudding your own stock to make fellow baggies believe there's shill boogeymen out there who want you to sell, forcing them to hold

>>55064185
>Imagine

>>55064248
I do this. Tee hee.

>>55064153
I actually found this in the wagie thread, kek paranoidies with no sense of irony

> t. 2000 DRSed jimmies

>>55064185
wow he said the line again
thank you dikshit! it's really funny the 500th time around!

kek dumbfuck baggies

>>55064319

>>55064277
Based.

>KINGSTON!

>>55063904
I just want one of these rich faggots to misclick and buy my shares for a billion.

Its always been blatantly obvious what (((they))) were going to try kek.....Also, if Ron gets in and appoints Kenny in his cabinet, he gets out of his positions with no repercussion or tax owed

$23 holds
It's joever

>faggot hedgie shills STILL struggling to keep it below 23
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>55063744
we cannot be stopped

>>55063958
If landlords didnt exist, 70% of people would be homeless due to spending equivelant of house mortgage on a university degree, and dont start working until theyre 28.

>>55064431
Saw this earlier. So far we've got: Musk, Citadel, IBKR, Binance, Credit Suisse, Apollo Global, and Saudi Arabia over in their corner.

>>55064475
>I'll take my shares, booked under my name
>COPY THAT!

>>55064481
Basic human necessity such as shelter should not be seen as an investment by anyone but the state.

BBBYQ IS OVER 24

>>55064507
>BBBYQ IS OVER
ftfy

>>55063565
>>55064153
kek, can't wait for the vocaroo upload on this one. don't let us down anon

>>55064153
>YOU SOLD WHAT YOU DID NOT OWE.
>THIS IS PROVEN.
baggies still believe this as everyone who wrote that "proof" they never read realises they were wrong, sells, deletes their account, and doesn't look back. It's no wonder you fall for Pulte and NFT shit, /GME self-selects the stupidest remaining 10% every 6 months as people wise up. In two years the GME holders will consist of a single downs syndrome British man obsessed with skeet shooting, still saying there's "proof".

>>55064502
>you shouldnt be allowed to buy property and put houses there and not sell them
Why is it OK for a construction company to put a house up and sell it for 400k, but I cant rent it out to some retard who is too stupid to save money and buy a house himself?
You see what these faggots use money on?
>new clothes every month
>goyslop
>new ihpone every year
>new ipad
>new mac
>other retarded shit
Meanwhile I saved my money and bought a house at 19, and am 27 now

>>55064561
now kill yourself

>>55064507
Dollars? THOUSAND?

Oh, cents....

>>55064577
>t. Gary, Indiana habitator

>>55064561
What's the SI% on GME?

>>55064481
people would adapt accordingly. i.e living with parents, low-income project housing, apartments

I can never justify leeching landlords charging double premium above average market prices in cities

>>55064589
>>55064577
INDIANA
N
D
I
A
N
A

I hope the powers that be realize this: the longer they delay our tendies, the angrier plebbitors will be. You too, Ryan. It's no secret that you've been sitting on the MOASS button for probably over a year now.

Damn something is definitely happening. The market is being dumped along with us and bbby is pumping like crazy. I wish I could see what the algo is even trying to do.

it's so over we'll unironically be at 15 again this time next week if they drop us 1.5 dollars every day nothing can stop them they just do whatever the fuck they want with us

We should have a /GME/ meetup and have and orgy. Imagine the smell bros

>>55064680
Big D at your service

>>55064674
Would you like to put your mother's life on the line for that statement?

>>55064674
Good to know, I'll save my cash for then.

>55064674
It was up nearly 10% yesterday you retard

we literally opened today 4% down for no fucking reason, they can do whatever they fucking want with infinite fake shares

>>55064703
>big tick energy

>>55063535
Probably not but there is now a gap above. We are likely going back up 5-10% tomorrow or Thursday

>>55064732
>they can do whatever they fucking want with infinite fake shares
>except close their (naked) short positions

>55064674
This is truly pathetic. I can’t believe you think this works.

>>55064577
>Why is it OK for a construction company to put a house up and sell it for 400k, but I cant rent it out to some retard who is too stupid to save money and buy a house himself?
>You see what these faggots use money on?
They built the house and are selling it so someone can live there. You want to own something you have no intention of using and rent it out for as much as you can. Welfare queens aren't much better but don't kid yourself that you'd be any better than them. You aren't contributing anything in this scenario and are just a middleman. Peak jew behavior.

>>55064709
How many moms does this faggots have? This is what the 4th one he'll lose now?

>>55064792
Every time he makes a prediction, the more certain his mother's death becomes. He has the power to stop it. He just doesn't want to. It's like he wants to kill his mother.

>>55064487
Saudi Arabia makes sense. They want a republican that won't kick the oil industry in the ass and interfere with profits. But they don't want to police their own back yard.

nothing can stop what is coming
CAPTCHA: GYOSA

If we finish at $23 OP will suck every dick in this thread

imagine if over two years ago you told the pre-DOTR redditniggers itt that they'd be OOOOing a 10% day that doesn't even get them to $100 pre-split and prophesizing muh MOASS because of said 10% day
only to get slammed the very next day
imagine the absolute seething and sneeding you'd get from those now-roped redditniggers for even suggesting GME would be trading at this low of a price almost 3 years into the future
imagine the utter pants-shitting rage for even suggesting that they'd still be itt begging their basedjew for a MOASS three years later
just fucking lol

fucking ryan do something i can't afford food because i'm bagholding your shit stock

>>55063535
BAGGIES BTFO
KEK DELUSIONAL BAGGIES

> 55064961

Nigger

All I want is some young pussy

>>55064604
Like they do now when they choose to buy iphones and not work until theyre 28 so they cant afford to buy their own property?
>>55064617
Idk what that is
>>55064769
And I bought something so someone can live there and pay me rent instead of the bank.
If rentoids had any economical sense, they would own and not rent.
I earned 25$\hour and get taxed 35% and still manage to buy a house at 19, 8 years ago.
These imbeciles are incapable of saving money. They spend all they got. These same rentoids will rage at the 'unfairness' when you win at stock market, because you bought stocks instead of iphones and mcdonalds.
The same way they seethe when I bought property instead of buying 10 years at university.
Total
Rentoid
Death
I even offered my rentoid to buy my apartment. 50 year old woman didnt have a single dollar in her savings, so couldnt get loan.
How much of an imbecile are you if you dont have any savings at 50?
My gf is 29, worked since 16. doesnt have any money saved up. Doesnt own anything, except a car. She doesnt even have a closet full of clothes and 40 shoes to show for it either, she just spends it all on retarded shit.
I have no empathy for these niggertier 'people'.

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>55065091
>definitive MOASS catalyst #57831763
just three more years bagbros!

>>55065102
How young we talkin, pal?

>>55063622
That's why we have this version now

> 55065139

Have you considered investing in $rope?

>>55065102
Best I can do is a melon

>>55065275
>doesn't realize i get paid double for broken (You)s

>>55065116
>If rentoids had any economical sense
The entire middle class and below is raised on corn syrup and jewish cattle education systems. Sure, you're getting your piece, but you're totally fine with these hebrew operations and it makes you a part of the problem

so even with pulte nothing happened

55065116
But but the Jews do it whys it so bad when I act Jewish

>>55065379
It’s literally tomorrow. Stop whining faggot.

>>55065116
>I have no empathy for these niggertier 'people'.
And as a result these niggertier 'people' aren't going to care about tearing your and every other boomers rental down when they are all sitting empty because no one wants to pay what you're asking. Meanwhile I'll be laughing as you over leveraged boomers and banks eat the bill because you have 10 properties that were destroyed or empty.

Sure is shills in here tonight boys. 10% Monday and down a buck today and they want to act like I havtn made money this week. Your caring only makes me buy more. Thank you shill bros. I hope your rewarded with circumcision blood.

Its tomorrow simply because I use the tomorrow style.

>>55065518
>stock pumps
>social media 'wakes up' because people get a bit excited
>shill bots activate
>shills go back to sleep when GME social media rank falls
Tomorrow posting unironically keeps the shills alive and fed.

NEW RYAN COHEN TWEET

https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1661111283431645228?s=46&t=8ANZdJu-2WmX3TIppHncjA

>>55065518
>>55065556
>up TWO DOLLARS and FIFTEEN CENTS on monday
>"stock pumps"
holy shit you baggies are desperate

>>55065567
clean up your links anon. no trackers needed:
>https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1661111283431645228
better yet:
>https://nitter.net/ryancohen/status/1661111283431645228

>>55065567

i'm so tired of his offtopic hockey tweets. is he saying he's overpaying furlong? no he's not, so the tweet isn't about gamestop. fucking do something for gamestop you're our chairman.

>tfw MOASS

>>55065208
Legal. Max.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/ron-desantis-to-join-elon-musk-on-twitter-wednesday-to-announce-2024-run/ar-AA1bArxA

Elon and Griffin were chilling in the World Cup. Now Elon is promoting Griffins guy, Ron? Elon was also involved in robhinhood sneeze shit in 2021. Elon bought twitter to promote Ron and prevent Moass

>>55065669
It's a big club.

>>55065669
Ever since the Robinhood shit I knew he was a snake.

why bbbyq green and above $0?
why gme red?
why gme no moass?

>>55065669
kek keith just can't catch a break

If I could fix the law, I'd make it so that every residential house has to be registered with a government body that officially records its ownership.
I'd then make it that companies/corporations/businesses couldn't own residential houses without special permission.
And anyone who owns more than one house receives a harsh tax for each additional house they own.
Anyone who is a foreign national without permanent residence who owns a house would be subject to that same tax and be prevented from owning more than one house.
Boom. Housing market fixed.

>>55065273
gemmy looks fine, it's more endearing for it to look handrawn anyways

stupid shit market stupid shit stock stupid shit rc

>>55065732
>If I could fix the law, I'd make it so that every residential house has to be registered with a government body that officially records its ownership.
That's called your county's Assessor's/Recorder's Office.
I agree with the rest. Make buying residential properties for income/speculation purposes extremely painful.

>>55065669
just because you steal somebody's avatar doesn't mean you can hide the smell of sewage emanating from your keyboard

>>55063937
soooo, um, what now?

>>55065567
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Every single registered shareholder NEEDS to work at Gamestop or no MOASS. Read between the lines bros
>ceo and average worker in the same industry
Eeeehhhh????

>>55065732
>>55065767
A person or family’s primary residence should not be subject to taxes or fees of any kind. muh schools can be funded with sales taxes instead

>>55065567
working class an hero? khazar communist? wtf RC?

>>55065814
That too

>>55065855
checked,
also lol khazar communist

>>55065724
His heart is maybe in the right place and they think they're fighting a battle but they never bothered to even find out who the enemy was first.
https://fortune.com/2022/10/05/elon-musk-u-turn-twitter-arbitrage-traders-investors-billionaire-carl-icahn-laughing-bank/

>>55065973
that link is schizo as fuck, kek seo url optimizies

I have been waiting for MOASS for so long...

has anyone watched that dogshit documentary yet? Im considering watching it just to see much it glows but wasting 1.5 hours of my life on that when I could be staring at the chart instead doesnt sound too fun

>>55066259
It's shit and anyone that pays to see it is a massive faggot. Wasn't even worth my time watching it for free.

>>55066277
i'll heed your call and refrain from torrenting it
dubs have deemed it dogshit

>>55065091
holy shit the chart midwit is back posting his debunked garbage once again hahahahahaha

>>55065973
He's either a malicious agent (a plant), or he's just stupid as fuck.

Am I not the hero in this saga?

oh deer

>>55066448
>10 hours ago
When was the headline published? Is that from today?

>>55066259
>>55066277
>>55066302
>not watching the latest APE DOCUMENTARY featuring store-brand Phil Collins
NGMI

>>55065273
>That's why we have this version now

>>55066461
Searching "mass firings at citadel" reveals that the article was from March 2022

>>55066448
*negro

>>55066485
Ok, this is epic

>>55065669
wtf is Musk's problem? has he been cloned too many times or something?

>>55066633
Nice edit

>>55063496
kek dumb fuck baggots

>>55065567
Furlong must be SEETHING at this. I wonder if this is a division in their ranks

I'm going to use my money towards buying a small boat then doxing hedgies and bankers so I can dump car batteries in the waters outside their beach front/water adjacent properties

Also I'm going to hire homeless people to steal catalytic converters from them too and turn a profit on that

Or have the homeless carry small emp devices and wander around corporate car parks, frying cars

Maybe if I'm feeling devilish I'll hire someone to break in and use the ol' suicide cord on their unused properties

>>55067018
Why not arm the homeless?

Another tweet complaining about high paid ceos will help moass!

>>55067041
Why not kill the homeless?

>>55067041
>>5506709
too busy providing them with the necessary tools to damage roads and important infrastructure

>>55066338
>"debunked"
good to know that particular chart was worthy of a paid response. I will be posting it regularly now.

whats up retards
just checking in after a few months
is the squeeze still on?
i see the price is a little more volatiley lately
hows drs doing?

>>55066438
yeah, at this point I am fairly certain the only reason that guy ever even tried to be an Avatar was to gain some weird control over the conversation here. I also think the personality was run by multiple people, but there was one who was particularly emotional and easy to get going, and when he got frazzled he would make mistakes (calling us baggies, telling us other plays were the "real play", dismissing DRS, and on and on).
I bet the fuck is still here watching, but probably got his shit absolutely pushed in for fucking up the avatar to the point where no one will even listen to it when it says "hey guys it's Keith, your resident DD expert, time to sell, it's the top of the squeeze!"
honestly fuck that guy. Hope he gets genital herpes in his eyes as punishment for that BBBY nonsense. A lot of you didn't figure out that the BBBY play was about labeling us "market manipulators" instead of investors. The c-suite of the company was screaming bankruptcy, and the hedge fund shills had people on here rallying group BBBYing. Ken prob went to Gensler and said "see, they aren't investors, the same people are trying to manufacture a short squeeze on a company going bankrupt". I bet BBBY idiots bought them a lot more time to fuck around with Gamestop.

>>55067168

wouldn't it be just CRAZY if the moass was tomorrow ha ha :) wagmi

>>55067257
stop teasing me Ryan

kek VEEERY red dumbfuckies
>muh hecklin reddoid squeezarino!!
>dumps
LMFAO NEVER GOING TO MAKE IT LOL

>>55067222
>to gain some weird control over the conversation here.
>digits of finally knowing
Avatar gassers do what they do not only because they think avatarfags are faggots.

What went wrong baggie bros?

>>55067357
Just day #1011 of baggroids being completely fucking wrong and financially illiterate

>55067357
>does this for free
Kek. I refuse to believe anyone is this devoted.

oops *MOASS* m bad!

>>55067357
>>55067386
What happened to the mags bayne bros >>55064709

>>55067387
Take your meds retard, we’re just laughing at you for our own amusement. Do you have no self awareness to recognize how stupid you all sound?

Just got home from work. I see hedgies really don't want us to hit 25 but it seems to be crabbing upwards slowly but surely. Well, i got time and some extra cash to burn so i put in another buy order at 15. I'm sure it won't ever go that low ever again but if it does i'll have another 1000 shares and if it doesn't go that low than i'm fully satisfied with my current stack. No need to be jewi...i mean greedy about it.

They do it for free.

>>55067456
Baggies literally spend money just to lose it when their stock dumps so get off your high horse baggot

>55067471
nigger

>55067439
>we
Kys faggot especially if you’re a larper who thinks he’s important.

>>55067481
Truth hurts don’t it? Crybaby bitch
>>55067493
Yes “we” dumbfuck. The multitude of posters kekking you. Jesus Christ you’re so dumb

>>55067526
>The multitude of posters
Somehow, "multiple devices while on a private jet en route to a meeting with the court in India" has returned

>55067526

>Phil Collins doesn’t know when the MOASS is.
>He doesn’t know
I know when the MOASS is, and I have important info on Ken Griffin.

>Do you have no self awareness to recognize how stupid you all sound?
Is it really that hard to believe that Wall St exploited a loophole in the system that left them vulnerable? They got too cocky and now they're trapped. It's just that simple.

I can’t believe the hedgies are trying to kek us from behind dumpsters ON FUCKING VIDEO

Lmao

>"she needs to die"

>>55067562
Yeah? Then why has nothing happened in 3 years? Kek

>>55067591
wrong thread, ignore

>>55067471
>lose it
I haven't lost a single one of my 9,134 shares. Each and every one I've ever bought is still safe and comfy registered in my own name. Do people lose shares? how does that happen?

>>55067592
Ask Gabe, Gustavo, and Thomas Lee if nothing has happened in three years.
kek.

I asked ChatGPT to write a story about GME. Here it goes:

Once upon a time, in the chaotic realm of capitalism and finance, there existed a wicked and rapacious hedge fund manager known as Hedgie the Greedy. Hedgie, with his insatiable desire for wealth, sought to devour all the monies of the land, leaving nothing but despair in his wake. However, what made Hedgie truly unique was his fashion sense. He flaunted his power by wearing outrageously short shorts, embracing his feminine side with pride, oblivious to the perplexed gazes of onlookers.

In this convoluted tale, Hedgie's path crossed with a modest and down-to-earth character named Baggie. Baggie, an honest individual with a genuine heart, merely desired tranquility to hold his bags in peace. He was the embodiment of simplicity, often seen donning long-sleeve shirts, exuding an aura of steadfastness and fearlessness. Baggie firmly believed in the long-term success of his game company, undeterred by the chaotic world of finance that surrounded him.

The story took a turn when a conniving weasel-like figure, known as the Shill, slithered into the picture. The Shill, a traitor by nature, would sell his own grandmother for a handful of silver coins. He strutted around in a stuffy business suit, believing he was the epitome of coolness. Little did he know that his true nature was well-known to everyone, who secretly ridiculed him behind his back. The Shill was easily provoked, his face turning pink with rage whenever called out for his treacherous behavior.

The struggling game company, with Baggie as its unwavering backbone, faced immense challenges in a cutthroat industry dominated by Hedgie's insidious influence and the Shill's deceitful schemes. The game developers toiled relentlessly, pouring their hearts and souls into their creations, hoping to conquer the world of gaming.

To be continued [...]

>>55067797
[...] continued.

As fate would have it, Baggie's unwavering spirit and integrity resonated with the masses. Their belief in the game company's potential grew stronger by the day. People began to see through Hedgie's greedy machinations, realizing that genuine talent and passion were worth more than a quick buck. The Shill's true colors were exposed, and his credibility plummeted to new depths.

In an unexpected turn of events, the struggling game company, fueled by Baggie's unwavering dedication and the support of a disillusioned crowd, rose above the odds. Their innovative games captured the hearts of players worldwide, sweeping through the industry like a whirlwind. Hedgie's grip on the market weakened as Baggie's company flourished.

In the end, the world witnessed a triumph against greed and treachery, where the underdog emerged victorious. Baggie's genuine passion and unwavering spirit proved that with integrity and hard work, dreams could be realized. Hedgie, stripped of his ill-gotten gains, was left to ponder the consequences of his insatiable greed. And the Shill, forever known as the traitorous weasel, slunk away in disgrace, his ambitions thwarted.

And so, the tale of the evil greedy Hedgie, the down-to-earth and honest Baggie, and the weasel-like Shill stands as a satirical reminder of the triumph of integrity over greed and the power of true passion in conquering the world.

The End.

>>55067797
>>55067804
Anon its very clear to me that you wrote this story and I mean its fantastic you did a bang up job buddy
Wagmi

niggas out here gettin robbed blind nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyncZauw17s

>>55067846
they conspirin against a nigga
you biiiitcccch

im so fucked up
i forgot i opened another bottle
yaaaallreaddyyy knooooooOOaawdawdawdawdawdawd

>55067592
Melvin, Archegos and Credit Suisse are what we know had exposure, in some degree, to GME.

>>55067592
IT'S BEEN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHS, 2 DAYS, AND 16 HOURS YOU SICK FUCK

>>55067592
You heard it here first guys, nothing happened in the past 3 years! What a galaxy-brained take

Isn’t this a little tone deaf? GameStop employees aren’t highly paid. How much does Matt Furlong make? In 2021 fiscal year, he made 16M. Sure it’s in equities but still….

>>55067967
Who the fuck cares what you think? Are you smarter than me? Right.

https://youtu.be/mES_AK9p370

>>55067967
>but still

kenny

Have hedge funds taken out new short positions on GME? If someone could post some proof of that I might be compelled to sell.

>>55067967
lol his tweets are always deeper than the surface

https://www.irs.gov/pub/irs-drop/rr-03-51.pdf

>>55068144
so he looked up that one article originally containing the image he tweeted, to reference that rule? Sounds like a reach to me.

>>55067018
Caltrops have teams dedicated to crafting and placing cheap and effective

>>55067967
>70k avg pay for worker
>351 times higher pay for avg ceo
>moon rocket looking like the cowboy riding the nuke in dr strangelove
My schizo senses tell me that ryan is trying to tell us tomorrow's starting price of gme: 351 x $70,000.00= $24,570,000.00

I can feel something. A strange feeling. I think it is hope.

gamethot stronk

>>55067967
If my lil' gmes were to do a 351x I'd sell on the spot.

>>55068303
Ultra based meme. Saved

>>55068310
1 million percent.

i was going to blog post but no one wants to read that shit and there are bad faith actors intentionally making threads lower quality so instead i'll just post a forgotten reminder of how things went after Gamestop stock started squeezing in January 2021

See this, hedgies? THIS is how you get them to sell.
https://youtu.be/vh6aZYKspKA

>>55068442
How'd that hunt turn out for you fucking retard baggot? Ahahahahahaha

About as well as your nft marketplace I guess.

>>55067168
It's the chart that confirms this stock is different. Other large cap stocks have nowhere near as much delta on volume. Graph looks flat.

>>55068504
....The investigation was accussing DFV of securities manipulation in relation to the run up.

>>55068532
>>55068513
the level of 'SHUT IT DOWN' that Gamestop got and continues to receive was what tipped me off

I REALLY GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK, YOU CAN JUDGE ME TILL YOUR FACE TURN PINK

>>55068546
Remember the change to how SI% was calculated and how there's zero clarity if that's how they've continued to carry it forward?

>>55065567
>>55067967
WHAT RYAN COHEN SHOULD BE TWEETING ABOUT

>>55067549

Spill the beans fren.

Can any shills and/or hedgie niggers explain why the price is still chilling at ~25x of what it was pre-sneeze?

>>55068591
Well, there’s no dates. Allah simply will not allow them, so let me bless you with one word fren: Soona. And Ken Griffin has been seen engaging in gluttony on the front porch of an apartment building and theft in our city markets. His hands must be cut off and buried.

I asked ChatGPT to tell me a story about MOASS. Here it goes:

Once upon a time, in the realm of financial markets, there arose a phenomenon known as MOASS, an acronym for "Mother of All Short Squeezes." It was a story that captivated the world and forever changed the landscape of investing.

In this tale, there were two primary characters: the diligent retail investors and the formidable hedge funds. The retail investors, driven by a collective belief in the power of unity, discovered a unique opportunity in the stock market. They identified certain heavily shorted stocks—companies that had become targets of bearish investors who bet on their decline.

One such stock was a struggling video game retailer called Gamestop. Sensing an opportunity to challenge the established financial order, the retail investors organized themselves through online platforms and social media, particularly a community known as r/WallStreetBets. They shared insights, analysis, and rallied behind their common cause: to trigger a monumental short squeeze.

Meanwhile, the hedge funds, led by powerful and influential figures, had bet heavily against these stocks, including Gamestop. They believed in the narrative of decline and sought to profit from the companies' struggles. However, they underestimated the power of a united force driven by passion and determination.

As the retail investors continued to accumulate shares of the heavily shorted stocks, the pressure began to mount on the hedge funds. The stock prices of these companies started soaring, defying all expectations. It became a battle of David versus Goliath, with the retail investors challenging the very foundations of the financial system.

To be continued [...]

>>55068622
[...] continued.

News of this uprising spread like wildfire, drawing the attention of the world. People marveled at the resilience and unity displayed by the retail investors, who had become an unstoppable force. This was the birth of the MOASS, a phenomenon that would go down in history.

As the short squeeze intensified, the hedge funds faced mounting losses and were forced to cover their short positions. Panic ensued as the stock prices skyrocketed, defying all logic and projections. The retail investors held their ground, celebrating their newfound power and the potential to reshape the financial landscape.

In the end, the MOASS forever altered the dynamics of the stock market. It served as a wake-up call, reminding the world that the collective power of ordinary individuals could challenge the mightiest of institutions. It inspired a new generation of investors to embrace unity, transparency, and the pursuit of a fairer financial system.

And so, the story of MOASS stands as a testament to the power of unity and determination. It reminds us that in the face of adversity, when the odds seem insurmountable, a united force fueled by passion and unwavering belief can rewrite the rules and pave the way for a more inclusive and equitable future.

The End.

>>55068144
Lol how did you make this connection? Are you Ryan? If you don't answer I'll take it as a confirmation.

> verification not required

>>55068620
Thanks fren. I have to admit Islam is pretty based. Funny how time changes ones perspective.

>>55068144
hmm interesting

>>55068666
those digits...

>>55068303

>>55067967
It is illegal for him to pay employees more, dumbass.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dodge_v._Ford_Motor_Co..

I'LL BE HONEST, WE ALL LIARS,
I'M PULLED OVER AND I GOT PRIORS,
GUESS WHO'S GOING TO JAIL TONIGHT

>>55068793
hello yebot how is your gme?

>>55068765
> Ford was also motivated by a desire to squeeze out his minority shareholders, especially the Dodge brothers, whom he suspected (correctly) of using their Ford dividends to build a rival car company.
What sore fucking losers

>>55068909
Revisionist history. They wanted to allocate capital towards employee salary instead of shareholder dividends, and this is why they were prosecuted.

>>55063744
Been here before yil was even manifested. I dont think i can leave ever, even after the conclusion.

>>55068921
Yea but it seems like they were going to use the dividends for salary as well
as new plants. Shareholders would still end up winning. If the dodge brothers were the only ones making a stink about it then they were concerned over their competitor expanding first, and their dividends going away second.

>>55068921
And yes, the Dodge bros were Jewish.

>>55069004
I do not believe you

i fucking love all these tweets bros
i fucking love bill pulte
i fucking love the heckin mysteries and bread crumbs our basedjew is leaving behind for us to uncover
truly this man is the genius that will make us all gorillionaires
i haven't had this much fun on reddit with my bros in i don't know when
fuck yeah

>>55069004
>dodgy brothers making it illegal to raise wages
>jewish
story checks out

I don't feel so good bros. Another -5% tomorrow

If the dividend was handled incorrectly, why isn't there a lawsuit?

If there isn't enough public evidence to file a lawsuit, why did we ever think the dividend would do anything?

>>55069207
Emmett Till was a rapist and he deserved what he got. Does that answer your question?

>>55069207
>yeah bro just go sue the dtcc y'know the entity that on paper holds all stocks for all companies besides the shares people go well out of their way to remove from their system
>yeah dude, you'll totally win a suit against a criminal syndicate that only exists as a hackneyed way of digitizing stock ownership in clear abuse of many numerous loopholes that is now long obsolete with the invention of blockchain technology and settlement
>you'll definitely be able to pull it off even though as a direct consequence of how they operate everything is behind numerous layers of obfuscation and they have the only oversight, just like you'll totally be able to win a suit against the mob once they turn their books over to you
Doesn't matter. Them handling it incorrectly and in a criminal manner means the company has legal standing to remove all shares from their purview, fuck suing them directly just have them prove they're corrupt and incompetent and go around them. You are a faggot and you should do a flip off a highway overpass.

>>55069291
Good post.

>>55069291
>the company has legal standing to remove all shares from their purview
Okay, so why haven't they done it yet? Looks like shares are still all at the DTCC. We're coming onto a year since the dividend was issued. Do we have a timeline for when the shorts will be forced to close? June? July?

>55063885
>you
>55069207
>we
>55069336
>We're
>we

>>55069291
You're right
cJBs5nPD is a faggot

>>55069336
>bro how come you haven't done something no other company has ever done before and removed all your shares from the mandated mob-esque criminal enterprise
Just shut up. It'll happen before the year is out and if that's not a good enough answer then sell and never return. I don't particularly care as I now have you filtered.

Someone needs to wake them up over at AMC. The freaking evidence is already printed out for them to view at anytime on the actual AMC investor site. Yes, AMC is giving them the paperwork showing AA scammed them. The users in the pic discuss this if you want to look it up.

I don't know how many of them are left over there. There is a way to get back at some of the fucks that did that to them. Some may have no idea about that lawsuit. But if they have read that evidence and still believe in AA, then there is nothing anyone can to make them see the truth.

>>55069291
>55069336
they may not actually have legal purview yet but they're getting there. There was an interesting post about this a while back: the registered owner of the shares is the fiduciary. Beneficiaries aren't fiduciaries, meaning they aren't owed fiduciary duty. So Cede is the current fiduciary.

>>55069403
You can't wake the dead.

>>55069403
When will we find out we've been scammed? I don't want to wait another three years

>>55069336
>DTCC
DTC, not the DTCC which is the parent company of the DTC but does not share in it's obligations to the DTC which is part of the federal reserve. The DTCC is ostentatiously just a clearinghouse.

>>55069291
DTC not the DTCC

>>55069500
>just a clearinghouse.
Jaime, let's pull up their securities sold but not yet purchased

>>55069500
>>55069508
I appreciate the clarification but for the record fuck both entities with a whole live cat up the ass.

>>55069509
That is the DTC which has that problem, the DTCC is it's parent company but is not a federal reserve member or liable for the DTC despite owning them. The reason it's set up as just a clearinghouse is to skim a little off of every trade with zero risk which is what the saddle the DTC, and the federal reserve by extent, with.

>>55069525
Fuck the DTCC primarily, the DTC is effectively just a shell company to keep liabilities off of the DTCC's books.

>>55069351
>>55069353
Why are you guys so rude and uncomfy? I think my questions should be simple to answer if the investment is still a sound one. We should be constantly evaluating new information as it comes in. Who knows, it might further strengthen our conviction in the thesis.

>>55069403
So I started reading....but I wonder why and how the CTB and FTDs are so high for AMC. I feel like it has to be more manipulation given how much they were already diluted.

>>55069628
You smell like kike. Kill yourself.

>>55065351
The same normies are the ones worshipping jews.
Fuckoff, they are cattle. They deserve to be exploited.
If houses cost 1/10 of the price, they would still use their money on corn syrup, iphones and spend all their time on tiktok instead of learning things

kek dumbfuck baggies

>>55068921
Ford wanted to give higher wages, jews sued him and used the reason as 'he should only focus on maximizing payouts for shareholders'
Jews won

>>55069669
That's because those destroyed any social mobility they may have had. Fuck everyone over 30, and especially fuck anyone over 50, and especially especially fuck every single man woman and child who got a covid jab. Die in your bed and then give it to me.

>>55069692
In effect limiting corporate employee salary based on "average minimum" rather than individual skill or value to the company.

>>55069697
They're the ones voting for immigration, faggotry and jewry.
And I'm supposed to feel bad for these blood traitors?
If I can get learnt, so can they. But they refuse, even when you shove proof down their throaths. They just want to hold the beleifs of the majority and feel included, no matter how retarded the shit they spew is.

>>55069697
>over 30
Fuck off, midget. Millennials have had about five total years of good economic conditions. Most of us don't own homes either.

>1 removed reply
Kill yourself boomer kike.

>>55069714
We had 0 so you should shut the fuck up.

>>55069721
Three of those years were under Trump so unless you're still a teenager you had them too.

>>55069751
2016 to 2019?

Good years?

>>55069771
If you're this bad at math no wonder you can'r keep a job.

>>55069791
Are you talking 2020? I'd be surprised if you are.

>>55069771
Better years. We haven't had any "good years" since zionists held the economy hostage in order to create the federal reserve.

>>55069808
I don't know if you were working in that time but it was still pretty shit. Not as retarded as the Covid BS but economically it was pretty shit with a fair few businesses putting freezes on pay or hiring and other countries dumping commodities on the market to price out American companies (oil was the big one, as was aluminum).

>>55069403
>EVdC
evidence as id

>>55069525
>with a whole live cat up the ass
Can we go for two live cats who are also pissed off with each other?

I'm selling

>18

Shares at market open. Fuck Ryan Cohen

>>55070598
OK. Bye.

tick tock

:)

nice to see everyone here so nice and early kekking my baggies

GM E

>>55070803
>lower than in 2018
>institutions sold when the price was twice as high

What a dumb fuck baggie cope chart

>>55070803
>>55070931

kek retarded keith bbby mike le kite skeet shoot retarded cripple baggies

its so fucking simple

>>55071010
Yes, hedgies are shorting your stock more and more because it's going to zero.

chart very weebly wobbly this is financial advice

tick tock

>>55069403
>AMC is giving them the paperwork showing AA scammed them.

qrd on this? I mean I know about its history of dilutions and all the grifting AA did but I have been out of the loop the last 2 months. Last I knew they were trying to do a reverse split and the court ordered a pause on it while they investigate AMC

Any chance it will still happen?

>>55071400
What's the days to cover at?

If shares are going for thousands of dollars in the dark pools, is it possible to short a stock at those prices?

All that compensation is on paper, Ryan!

>>55071010
This chart and the
((debunked)) >>55065091

....

another crab week, Ryan is living in his own reality. He acts like he was born yesterday. "CEO GETTING PAID MORE!!!!! REEEEEE! INEQUALITY!!! DONT DIVIDE PEOPLE!! NO LEFT NO RIGHT!! WE ARE THE PEOPLE!! REEEEE!"

Goddamn idiot

Funny how there are people that come to these threads to call out RC instead of the corrupt hedge funds that manipulate the market with reckless abandon. What's the matter, you're not allowed to ridicule Ken Griffin?

OPEN THE CASINO

BIG
I
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>>55071886
CHICANERY

>>55071886
Bet they can't break 6 million volume. Ever. The number gets lower ever day. Like the holocaust.

>>55071965
fucking kek

Dead thread
No volume
Kek baggots

Dead market
No shares
Kek hedgies

dead economy
no pension funds
kek boomer

>>55072115
And you have nothing to show for it except -5% yesterday. Kek cohen cocksuckers

>>55072129
The economy is quite strong. Check SPYs price. Dumbfuck. Ahahahahahahaaha

>>55067967
I wish I made 70k a year.

Baker is passed out on the couch...yadayada

Remember when they said GameStop would go bankrupt and the price was going to zero? Kek Ken Griffin cocksuckers

>>55072153
>>55072153
>>55072153
Threaded.

>>55065855
>>55068585 85 85
Checked and nice.