/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58357060
They're making the frogs gay

I just slurped

>>58338670
I also would like to be rich now
Please

Deranged thread full of mentally ill retards

>>57742151
This seethie is coming unhinged.

gib money now pls

>>57522647
>Kek narrative controllies
This is exactly correct. To put it plainly Citadel was operating a looting scheme of endless amounts of naked shorts and the SEC and FINRA were the getaway drivers. That's actually quite a profound sentiment when it comes down to a cadre of private sector operational management to step in and put a stop to the madness. The MMTLP saga sounds about as violently criminal as white collar crime as you can get. Creating an unauthorized entity to get naked shorted is akin to someone kicking in your door and robbing you at gunpoint in the middle of the night.
Let's not mince our words. This is pure desperation you would expect from someone who financially drowning and looking to you and me and everyone else under the water. The problem is the Citadel balance sheet is so hyper leveraged (likely shorts opened at $4 per share back in 2020) that can NEVER be bought back without this massive counterparty to TRILLIONS of dollars worth of derivatives.
This is a big fucking mess they created and they said it themselves. GME can theoretically go to infinity and we've all been literally meming exacting that sentiment.
There is a non-zero chance we are standing on the cusp of the end of the dollar or the U.S. capital markets as we know them. Literally two weeks away.

>>57488584
Such as BBBY CH11 disbursement to shareholders?

>obsessing this much about a stock they insist is over day after day
spare me your excuses, I've already heard it all

>>57334563
They need to fucking pay up already

>they obsess over a stock they never owned while claiming it's over and that no one should care
>they obsess over internet personalities who discuss the stock
mental illness. if you reply to this post, you admit to being mentally ill.

I just want more transparency and some clear cut answers to everything that has been going on with this bankruptcy. It's undeniable how strange it's been, especially with all of the retards that never owned the stock in the first place still being extremely emotionally invested in the whole thing while still insisting that it's over.
>This. Better bring up Dougshit again.

I really want to see the chapter 11 officially and definitively end already.

>>56985248
>>56985300
What could make someone seethe this much? I get the sense that this person is drunk off his ass and coming to terms with being royally FUCKED.

>>56784688
I like being white too.

>>56700290
>>56706230
>>56706240
>>56706247
It's literally a hedgie using the smile.jpeg image to spread fud.

I sleep pretty well. However I recently took a new position and my company is now 2 days in the office. The job is more stressful and the commute is starting to wear me down.
I used to have a care-free work from home lifestyle that allowed me to smart-shop and cook healthy meals and work out throughout the day. Now I am tied to a phone waiting to take calls with management combing over performance metrics. And the job is so tedious it would put Sisyphus to shame.
I want to go back, bros. I even recently got a comfy little raise that was like gravy on top. However the stress of being in the office is causing me to waste food and eat out more often and not work out. I literally went from completely free (happily working two jobs) of body and mind to a literal office wage cuck like that red-faced wagie pepe.

>>56538433
>He doesn't know

>>56467561
GME was the idiosyncratic risk.
However, my thesis has long been that hedgies made a retreat and like a wounded vampire desperately in need of sustenance, their ONLY chance for survival was another cellar boxing target and they needed a hard win ASAP. Once they saw RC sell his shares they began to make their move and he gave them all of the rope they needed to hang themselves.
They were underwater already to GME so it didn't matter if they blew up trying to prey on BBBY. This is THE domino that kicks off MOASS.
RC's passions and goals necessitate that he have access to the capital markets to see his plans come to fruition. Citadel's systemic naked short position is akin to a beat up old car sitting in the parking lot rusting away in your brand new condo complex you invested in. It needs to be towed away IMMEDIATELY. The rusted out car belongs to Ken Griffin and inside the glove box is all his illegal drug money and black book full of contacts. And inside the drunk are a bunch of decaying dead hookers he killed and raped. Everyone is standing around asking "wtf is up with this car? Why can't it move? What is going on?" And you can see KG desperately trying to sabotage the tow company by letting out the air in the tires of the tow company.
He would love nothing more than to sneak in and drive the car away without anyone finding out. He gets on his knees every night and PRAYS that he will never be caught and BEGS GOD for mercy if he can just get that cursed car away from the crowd that has gathered around pointing at the rotting, stinking disgusting car cooking in the sun.
These people are worried about JUSTICE. They are worried about the REPERCUSSIONS for their actions.
Too fucking bad. There is no way out but to pay the tax-cattle their tendies. There is no more freedom either, just the BBC cage or the mercy of the ledge.
Say goodbye to your loved ones, hedgies. You ruined your own lives.

larping shills are the worst. get real pal, you're only here because you have no life

>>56213434
Sure, it'll be September 29, 2023 at 1:52 PM EST. Stupid bitch, I can't predict the future. It'll fucking happen when it happens.

the fucking "no fun allowed" police is here
if you don't like a livestream of chucklefucks shooting the shit then i guess don't watch it

the peepee youtube man really lives rent free in your heads. i bought bbby long before he did. stop pretending some youtube goober is the sole reason people hold this stock

Dougshit is throwing another temper tantrum I see. Don't even reply to me Dougshit, I already know you are "all in on dogshit" you goddamn broken record.