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>Basic Information
https://www.bbbwhy.com/
https://www.youtube.com/@theppshow/\
https://open.spotify.com/show/64hmkmXpetPEVGPlExkDGl
https://www.reddit.com/r/teddy/

>Share Buyback Fraud Explained
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1749490369258250493.html

>GMERICA: RICO's Rough Sting & Launching TEDDY on tZERO, Part 6
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1740642928861876229.html

>GMERICA, part 5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cDAudr8MY0&t=5597s [Open]

>GMERICA DD Series
https://www.reddit.com/r/edwinbarnesc/wiki/index/

>Do companies state that they face bankruptcy...but then *suddenly* do a 180 "Reverse Uno", squeeze short sellers and bring riches to shareholders?
https://reddit.com/r/BBBY/comments/16ohoy3/do_companies_sometimes_officially_state_that_they/

>How Can BBBYQ Exit Chapter 11 In A Way That Benefits Shareholders
https://reddit.com/r/BBBY/comments/15r9jgh/guess_whos_back_salvatores_back/

>End Game: DTC and NSCC are screwed as the DTC just proved shareholders should Directly Register Shares (DRS)
https://reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/13a3yh1/end_game_dtc_and_nscc_are_screwed_as_the_dtc_just/

>Temporary alliance with jews and reddit we can go back to hating each other later
>Don't take any DD for fact use your brain

>Umm Uhh Uhh Uhhh Umm
https://clips.twitch.tv/ImpossibleOnerousCoyotePJSugar-z9qYvrP5icgqvDRr

>As always
Kek bondies

Previousneed on /BBBYQ/:
>57607906

>> No.57622205

>>57622090
Based!

>> No.57622252
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>> No.57622422

>>57622090
BBBY baker is glownigger aile why else would they split the thread over showing GameStop

>> No.57622429

>>57622090
Thanks baker
Teddy gonna win

>> No.57622512
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57622512

>glowwnigger thread
oh well, you sneed the same

>> No.57622558

"I am beyond excited..."

"Nicole at the Delaware store was BEYOND helpful..."

we ARE going to make it, it's impossible that everyone is trolling and gaslighting us, using taylor swift for their advertising on social media, making references to BEYOND if there's no relation, it would just offend us for no benefit to them

https://www.reddit.com/r/Teddy/comments/1arqwt2/new_buybuybaby_post/

>> No.57622609

>>57622558
Offending you is the benefit your dumb baggie, kek

>> No.57622632

MODS=GODS
Happy to post in the real one

>> No.57622685
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i love the fact that the baggies autism prevents them from using this "tainted" thread
idk maybe they think it's bad luck or something

>> No.57622737

>>57622685
It’s because PP hired people in the Philippines to manage these threads. They’re required under the contract to be the OP. So even if it says the same thing, they sperg out.

>> No.57622766

>>57622422
Checked.
>>57622723
You can’t make this shit up. Glowing harder than the sun.

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>>57622737
>>57622766
2 theories
both make sense
which is correct?
both?
neither?
who knows?

>> No.57622833

>>57622779
All I know is it’s certainly weird they would react like this and split the thread twice.

>> No.57622861

>>57622833
>3 times now
guess it really is important to them

>> No.57622963

>>57622779
this is a very cool pepe

>> No.57623008

>>57622609
That must mean we are important to u for some reason. U could offend and spread malice and negativity to anyone in the world. Why ppl in this thread? Why spend hours upon hours each day here of all places

>> No.57623012

>>57622422
Who does aile work for? FBI? NSA? CIA? Some marketing/pr firm? These threads are clearly not so regularly kept up solely by selfless anons over the years.

>> No.57623043

>>57623008
I laugh at Russians dying in their special military operation. They are not important to me.
I laugh at baggies losing all their money. They are not important to me.

>> No.57623069

>a nafo troon
oooooff

>> No.57623090

>>57623043
Alright so ur justification is that u are just a loser then. Got it

>> No.57623106

>>57623012
It’s the posting farm that pp hired out of Manila. Kai’s had receipts, put pp on blast for it a few weeks ago.

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Damn imagine being worth millions and continuing to willfully engage with supposed scitzos on the internet. Why even seek out and engage with the content if it is total nonsense?

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It really is tomorrow.
I can't wait for 5head cifu to eat pavement. I don't think he has the guts to do it tho.

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>>57623153
Hes just pissed bc virtu is goin to 0. Its unironically going to be worthless and he is going to go to prison on top of that

>> No.57623213
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>>57623185
Yes the swap expires tomorrow and then we WAGMI, both BBBYQ and GME chads
Time to fuck the hedgies in their assholes

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Do shills pile into the dark one threads because of the color of their skin?
Nice attempt at gaslighting btw

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any day now

>> No.57623303

>>57623288
Any day now is right nigger

>> No.57623320

>>57623153
Kek it’ll be funny if robinhood is not swimming naked and fidelity is.

>> No.57623330

>>57623213
What says these expire tomorrow? What's inside this? I keep hearing people talk about this but not sure if it's relevant to this.

>> No.57623342

>>57623213
This will never expire, it just gets pushed back indefinitely.

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gib money now pls

>> No.57623523

>>57623330
It’s just fud that gets posted in regards to every Friday since 12/15 came and went with nothing happening.

>> No.57623533

Now that the NOLs are expired, what’s the schizo theory for becoming rich?

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>>57623153
this one might be alright

>> No.57623581

>>57623211
I am naked shorting Virtu.

>> No.57623692

>>57623581
last I checked his fund was doing very poorly.
He lives in reality, and is about to be living behind the wendys.

No one is going to want to work with these assholes once the truth is out.

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Dougshit seems quite pathetic if he is still arguing on twitter about this stock that he insists is supposedly over and done

>> No.57623858

>>57623535
Damn I never thought of that. He really may just be trying to look as innocent to the collusion/foreknowledge as possible. If you’re a fraud it’s better to go down denying everything and still maintain a sliver of credibility to potentially fraud again with someday versus coming clean and removing all doubt.

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Yea dougshit is setting precedent for his future legal battles. As the ceo he may be able to claim that the tech bros writing these algos slipped in shorting functionality and naked shorted lots of stocks, then his accounting people hid this info from him so he didn’t know. This is the way any leadership protects itself structurally, legally, from drug cartels to wallstreet firms. Out of sight out of mind actually can be a real thing where executives have no idea the kind of shit mid level managers are smothering before they get pushed up the chain of command, but I bet he can be connected to all this and will become the bbc pocket.

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>>57623858
>>57623535
I highly doubt his firm could unknowingly be getting balls deep into these kinds of trades without SOMEONE knowing.
I personally think he is probably getting black-out drunk and screaming at his lawyers about wtf they do next. After they leave he gets online to go and follow along with what we know and gets dishearted at being called a legie and that the rest of his life will consist of paying reparations to the BBC train on a daily basis. He's old and faces the rest of his life in jail as very real possibility. He probably considers things like suicide being preferable to getting stuck in a cage. He probably gets some serious fucking phone calls from his powerful investors pissed at why Virtu is doing so poorly. Probably every single regulatrory agency is calling him daily with updates that amount to nothing more than the doomsday clock getting closer to midnight. And when he comes here he sees his face pasted all over as the new front-man tied down to this scandal in the same way KG is the fall guy. It's probably a pretty sad and alienating experience.

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Another Phil photoshop just dropped.

>> No.57624572

Meltdown discord has recent discoveries:
1. U-copy is who runs bbbwhy.com, and they found his real name
2. They have at least 3 Reddit alt accounts that PP runs, and one of them is very, very prominent in r/teddy

>> No.57624585

>>57623581
Yammering about imaginary fraud cases that are going to bring down the entire financial system while shoving bowling pins up their asses.

>> No.57624593

Holy fuck are there still bbby threads? I lost 8k on it and luckily got out right before it was completely delisted. I put some money in crypto and actually made a lot more of my money back. I mean keep your holdings and whatever if you want, but try to get into other stuff too.

>> No.57624713

>>57623535
He knows Madoff never made it out of prison and the team that got him is behind bbby. I could imagine those most guilty of the serious shit when this pops have to had thought about their exit strategies.

>> No.57624824

>>57624593
This charade is kept alive by one jew scammers and his 5 ids.

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>>57624563
Chadphill digitally raping bbbaggots once again
>inb4 muh pixels

>> No.57624955 [DELETED] 

>>57624824
>one jew scammer and his 5 yids
ftfy

>> No.57624963

>>57622090
Hey it's that faggot who keeps messing with the GME bakes.

>> No.57624977
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>>57624572
I thought you faggots just discussed sucking cock on there all day long, kek!

>> No.57625826

Bump

>> No.57625839
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>>57624563

>> No.57625871

>>57624955
checked & kekked

>> No.57626050

>>57625826
Kek, shills finally learned how to bump their own bakes.

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>>57624563

>> No.57626563

>>57626050
>>57624977
>>57624963
>>57623232
>>57622512
>all this seething over a bake
I guess pp's manila shills are not getting paid

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>>57623069
>ziggers are the ones losing money
lmao, pottery

>> No.57626773

>>57626753
>dumb nafotroon lacks reading comprehension
imagine my cock...
also, kek baggies

>> No.57627584

>last thread posted by the Manila posting farm
>lasts 6 days, bumped like clockwork overnight
>they lose the bake, suddenly the thread is hyper bumped and will get burned through in a day and a half
maybe try being less obvious

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Can this whole thing end already please?

>> No.57627663

>>57627653
It did, in September. It’s been over for months.

>> No.57627934

Sounds like something spicy is unfolding for Toys R Us on Tuesday. The show must be about to start. No wonder the seethies were unhinged yesterday.

>> No.57627956

>>57627934
Ok everyone - you heard it. Tuesday is MOASS for sure. There’s no way it doesn’t happen then!

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>>57627956
Oh you silly, silly shilly.

>> No.57628036

>>57627979
He’s right though. Us shills have to get our keks in now. Like you said - on Tuesday it starts. There’s no way your wrong.

>> No.57628094 [DELETED] 

tuesday confirmed
indian shills about to be BTFO by a jew buying a bankrupt toy store stock to vindicate redditors who bought a bankrupt towel store stock after buying a video game store stock
wagmi

>> No.57628219

>>57628094
Not your problem, refugee.
Not your money

>> No.57628221
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>>57628094
This balance sheet is probably loaded with shares of dead companies that have been accumulated over decades. Who knows how much strain this could be putting on Citadel. They didn't just fuck up a little bit. There are like a dozen existential threats to this company and along with it the toppling over of the derivatives market. What a time to be alive!

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>dec 2021
what did the baggie mean by this?

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I just slurped some GME. I figure I snagged about SIX MILLION DOLLARS worth of value once the shorts start closing.
Not a bad deal, to be honest.

>> No.57628621

>>57627934
>Sounds like something spicy is unfolding for Toys R Us on Tuesday
Don't give a shit about toys r Us. When do we get paid for bbby?

>> No.57628630

>>57628621
As fast as things are unfolding? I would say about two more weeks

>> No.57628643

Now that the NOLs have expired, is the only cope theory about winning a fraud case? At least pp can keep you donating beyond the end of the chapter 11 proceedings with that theory.

>> No.57628757

>>57628643
it's... le over.... you can leave and never return without having to worry..... you...... le winned.......

>> No.57628767

I just wish someone would clearly state that this is over. You know, like the judge or FINRA or RC himself or plan administrator.

There’s no way Jake’s dd of 12 minutes of legal billing time from last June was wrong. That was airtight analysis.

>> No.57628808

remember to donate to ppshow, else he wont have enough funds for his boys in manila

>> No.57628878

I wish someone would tell me what go do, what to think, how to feel. It's all just so very tiresome. Aren't you guys sleepy?

>> No.57629143

Did Sixth Street mention their BBBY credit bid in the earnings call today?

>> No.57629372 [DELETED] 

>>57628221
>3 year old cope
kek
has kennoid literally ever even been tied to shorting this 2nd class jewbag stock or is that just a redditnigger theory? be honest bros

>> No.57629475

>>57628767
You act as if CH11 bankruptcies just go on forever. It's been confirmed that the bankruptcy is moving in a direction based on non-public information which is more than likely a fraud case being built around naked shorts trying to front-run dilution that never happened.
Make no mistake about it. We won.
Look at all of these seethies coming out and raging at us.

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>>57629475
This. It's especially suspicious that there are people that post in these threads solely to insist that fraud is impossible.

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>>57629372
Citadel was the market maker for gamestop so silly shilly.
The DTCC had to mishandle the share dividend because there were more synthetic shares than could be covered by the dividend.
This is the state of the shills. We are soooo going to become millionaires.

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Did you know that the average shilly shed, on average, six million tears a day?

>> No.57629672

The GME threads have been successfully destroyed. We'll done

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>> No.57629721

>>57629672
>the idf has completed its objectives in gaza
Same shit different toilet

>> No.57629750

>>57629672
Those poor souls aren't even wrong in their investment choices. They're just annoyed that the MOASS front is opening up and happenings are unfolding without them. The shills are hyper aggressive about keeping GME chads in the containment mindset so they can do nothing buy sit and wait. Whereas BBBYQ has has a rather eventful year. As far as waiting goes, the eternal downward crab is miserable. Going through bankruptcy and having tons of DD and scandal and your shares removed and dockets is actually pretty interesting. I hardly even follow GME even though I still buy shares. MOASS is not going to squeeze on its own, it's literally Teddy that is going to blow this wide open.

>> No.57629761

>>57629560
Wasn't he referring to BBBY? What does this have to do with GME?

>> No.57629778

>>57629475
No, I’m acting as if baggie delusions will go on forever.

>> No.57629817

>>57629761
I don't think it really matters. Short hedge funds pose counterparty risks in that they likely have much of the same pumped-up collateral. So if one squeeze kicks off they will likely destroy the others by force selling this TSLA and AMZN and GOOG. No one is stepping in to slurp up potential hundreds of billions of dollars worth of overpriced garbage. This shit will pop like a balloon unless the fed steps in to pay full price.
It's called illiquidity. It's the most dangerous word to a Wallstreet trader.

>> No.57629880

I mean, we all understand how derivatives work, right? There are four quadrillion dollars worth of derivatives and they all post a looming catastrophe of counterparty risk. If one major institution collapses then hundreds of trillions of dollars worth of risk can be unhedged and fully exposed. Exposed like being ass baked in 10 degree weather. It won't take long before you succumb to the elements. That's what is going to happen here.
Splitting hairs over Citadel? Virtu? Goldman Sachs? It doesn't really matter. Something big is looming.

>> No.57629906

>>57629672
destoyed?
or made comfy?

>> No.57629958
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is this baggie for real?
it reads like satire

>> No.57630006

>>57629958
Yes. This thread has been 100% ironic since at least December. People pretending to be baggies think they’re trolling downies, and people pretending to baggies think they’re trolling baggies.

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i see, very confusing

>> No.57630210

You guys on reddit are so stupid, you can buy toyrf because it’s pink now. They filed. God you guys are such morons. On that note going pink usually means lots of buys incoming, good luck gents. You can check pink status and filings on otcmarkets.com

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>>57629372
>is there any proof at all that kennoid was ever short BBBY?
>>57629560
>Citadel was the market maker for gamestop so silly shilly.
>>57629761
>Wasn't he referring to BBBY? What does this have to do with GME?
>>57629817
>I don't think it really matters.
>Splitting hairs over Citadel? Virtu? Goldman Sachs?
>It doesn't really matter.
>Something big is looming.

>> No.57630225

Antarctica on March 9?

>> No.57630447

What's the latest cope? February 14 came and died. Today is Icahn's birthday (another cope date). What's the next cope?

>> No.57630495 [DELETED] 

>>57630447
you forgot t+nigger for the valentines copedate, shill

>> No.57630506

The baggies needs to donate a lot more to ppstream in order for the next cope date to dispense

>> No.57630619

>>57630495
That's today, and next Tuesday is Cope+2 for Icahn's birthday?

>> No.57630711

LOL

JAKE2B THROWS IN THE TOWEL ON BBBY

>> No.57630719

LOL

DOUG CIFU ADMITS TO FRAUD AND MARKET MANIPULATION

>> No.57630739

>>57630711
sauce?

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>>57630711
Ya'll ain't nuthin but a buncha fuddy duddies

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Hedgies on fucking ledgies, What the hell is going on with TOYRF?

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alexandra scaggs, who once leaked what was going on in BBBY months ago on twitter, is now retweeting this.
>for anyone wondering, she is married to an ex-deutsche director that left in 2009 and has been bouncing around private equity ever since
>spouses cannot be compelled to testify against each other
The disclosure mouth piece is speaking, are you listening?

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>>57630912
By my calculations, there is a 100% correlation between seethies' post frequency and TOYRUS returning.
After isolating the required algorithm to the parameters of the design center manifold, it states that the hypotenuse of perpendicular derivatives to the inverse BBBYQ function means we are owed roughly $5,999,967.677777 dollars in aggregate.
captcha: PP 2 H8

>> No.57630954 [DELETED] 

LOL

REDDITORS BUY A STOCK THAT GOES TO FUCKING 0 ON THE ADVICE OF A BILLIONAIRE TRUST FUND JEW

>> No.57630958

>>57630936
Damn bro, you figured it out. Please sell as soon as shares are reissued, otherwise they’ll hurt my family.

>> No.57630965 [DELETED] 

>>57630912
please refer to >>57628094
thanks

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Seethies sure are scared. I'm all for it.
Looks like Cifu is going the deniability route. But we can prove everything that's taken place it's all on paper. kek.

BBC for kenny and friends otw.

>> No.57631019

>57630739
He's lying you cum slurping giga retard

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>>57631017
>otw
t.

>> No.57631060

>>57630219
Thanks for that greentext synopsis.

>>57630711
Did he market sell his stack kek

>>57630926
>Sujeet

>> No.57631068

>>57631038
Yes, we will live in your head rent free forever.

>> No.57631116 [DELETED] 

>>57631068
>rent free
i pay my rent with keks thanks

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>>57631068
sorry rentoid
no rent = no live
no, i don't accept payment in nols or promises of future equity

>> No.57631138 [DELETED] 

>>57631128
you will never be me

>> No.57631150

>>57631138
No, U
will never be me

>> No.57631153

Are these new shares in the room yet?

>> No.57631155

>>57631068
Too bad you can't live rent free (anywhere other than on the street). Kek PridefulAnon.

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>>57631155
I look forward to your bosses decorating the pavement anon.

Maybe you will join them?

>> No.57631231

>>57630926
https://www.ft.com/content/c2d0f05e-60b6-434f-9200-eb5719f2e234

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NOL shell companies are not entirely unprecedented. After the US regional bank Washington Mutual failed during the financial crisis, its $6bn of NOLs were placed in a publicly traded company that launched in 2012. Eventually, private equity firm KKR invested hundreds of millions of dollars in that shell, known as WMIH.

In 2018, WMIH finally merged with a real business, Nationstar Mortgage, at an aggregate valuation of $3.8bn. WMIH, the shares of which initially traded at around $10, are now above $70.


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NOL shell companies are not entirely unprecedented. After the US regional bank Washington Mutual failed during the financial crisis, its $6bn of NOLs were placed in a publicly traded company that launched in 2012. Eventually, private equity firm KKR invested hundreds of millions of dollars in that shell, WMIH.

In 2018, WMIH finally merged with a real business, Nationstar Mortgage, at an aggregate valuation of $3.8bn. WMIH, the shares of which initially traded at around $10, are now above $70.

>> No.57631238

>>57631231
Kek interesting timing. Shills told me nol theory was just schizo bs tho..

>> No.57631258
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57631258

>>57627934
might be old but I just nooticed this
>gamestop web icon on gme domain
>gamestop web icon on toysrus domain

>> No.57631291
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>>57631258
Whoaa

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>>57630926
Negotiations begin at $6900 per bobby?

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57631455

>>57631258

>> No.57631475
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57631475

Just bought 10k shares of TOYRF too.

Fidelity, before anyone asks.

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57631510

>>57631475
>This security isn't eligible through the clearing system in Canada
Wealthsimple cucked me bros

>> No.57631528

>>57631510
But you still have access to blockbuster. So its even

>> No.57631579
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57631579

>>57631258
This picture doesn't show up on mobile, but the filename in the browser isn't schizo enough for me. Also looks like there might be some kind of web dev issue with the http version of the site. When I type toysrus.com in my Firefox Private browser, it stops me to confirm to go to the http site before finally redirecting me to https. Once there the web icon changes to an actual toys r us web icon

>> No.57631637

>>57631579
I figured it out. Its the logo for a web company called demandware they apparently both use

>> No.57631638

>>57631475
Can buy on any broker, it’s fucking pink you retard holy shit you guys are stupid af.

>> No.57631796

>>57631637
Good idea checking out the dev company

>> No.57631984

>>57630926
>>57631060
>>57631231
>>57631337 checking that string
Here’s the old Alexandra scaggs disclosure from back in October for those curious
>>/biz/thread/56340669#p56341856
>>/biz/thread/56416177#p56417107
Both threads also have some fun shilly meltdowns, see if you can find them all!

>> No.57632155

Everyone enjoying their last few days of being poor? We're probably no more than a few days away from the BIG one.

>> No.57632166
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57632166

>>57632155
Checked. Please Jesus.

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>>57632155
Checked and yes I am, actually.

>> No.57632343

>>57632155
Checked, but I only have 2000 shares though. Is this gonna run up like GME in Jan 21? If so then that will do me just fine.

>> No.57632351

my toyrf doing a lil something something

>> No.57632428
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57632428

>>57631528
No I don't

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57632438

>>57632351
Urgh, I can't, should I? Every time I buy something it fails. GME, BBBY, LRC

>> No.57632479

>>57632438
I only put like 200 in, I truly do not know shit about toys r us except they've been mentioned in teddy passing.

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57632485

>>57632438
>bro just buy the jewish 200% reddit pump for the fourth time in a row, what could go wrong?

>> No.57632494

>>57632485
nigga you hate making money

>> No.57632502 [DELETED] 

>>57632494
>GME
>BBBY
>LRC
>TOY
>"making money"
nigger what

>> No.57632513

>>57632502
skill issue

>> No.57632536
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57632536

>>57632479
you could have bought bbby bonds with that though

>> No.57632543 [DELETED] 

>>57632513
so you admit that swingchads stay winning

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57632554

>>57632536
>>As always
>Kek bondies

>> No.57632558

>>57632536
it was money I had sitting from opening a new account. The only thing I know about bonds is bbby is going to violate them

>> No.57632608

>>57632343
Brokers were buying up shares of MMTLP for $24,000 apiece. Literally anything can happen. And this bear trap is not so epic that it will just be a little finger-wag at those naughty little hedgies.
Their destruction is all but a certainty. The opposite side of the coin is that we will all be the beneficiaries. The entire company of Citadel and Virtu, everything down to the office supply closet will belong to us. The courts will be selling desks and USB cables and unused dirty LCD monitors to scrounge up pennies just to MAYBE buy back one single share. They'll be acting at that level of desperation to ease the burden of the DTCC getting blown the fuck out as well.

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>>57632558
>The only thing I know about bonds is bbby is going to violate them
audible kek
we're at the stage of the baggot descent into madness where they just start acting retarded on purpose (as opposed to by mistake for the past 3 years) and start going "NO I'M RIGHT BECAUSE I AM"

>> No.57632636 [DELETED] 

>>57632608
>Brokers were buying up shares of MMTLP for $24,000 apiece
oh shit nigger really? show me a single gain porn from a my little pony baggie that received 24k for a share

>> No.57632655

>>57632608
shut the fuck up retard lmfao

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57632699

>>57632155
>>57632166
Double checked. We all gonna wagmi frens.

>> No.57632707

>>57632627
I make all my girls laugh

>> No.57632716
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57632716

>>57632699
T...triple checked! King, I kneel
>>57632655
>>57632636
sneed

>> No.57632719 [DELETED] 

>>57632707
post them then
>inb4 no girls

>> No.57632776

>>57632719
I'd post pics of my favorite but she's a little Goofy

>> No.57632820

>>57632608
>$24,000
Thats the equavqilent of GME for $125,000/share. Im thinking WAGMI. Not selling until price is 6 digits minimum. It truly is thebgreatesr time to be alive. (Unless your brown)

>> No.57632833

>>57632820
The greatest time to be alive is NOW. Excuse my typo.

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57632920

>>57632155
Very much so
>>57631984

>> No.57632936

>>57632479
It's part of the TEDDY keiretsu, like all the bankrupt companies.

>> No.57633180

Reminded: when Neelay was first filing his motion, pp had him on the show and said he helped with the motion. ABC also said he thought it was great and going to be successful.

>> No.57633194 [DELETED] 

>>57632820
>still waiting for a single screenshot of some baggot selling a share of my little pony for 24k
kek baggies

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57633269

>>57633194
>Is it already sneedlion feeding time again?
You're my hungriest sneedlion. Here you go my hungry boy! Who's hungry? You are!

>> No.57633337 [DELETED] 

>>57633269
>can't post proof
>there is none
concession status: accepted with full tuition scholarship and stipend

>> No.57633355

>>57633337
>Not your army
>DYOR
>You're not even invested
Sneedlion status: confirmed, and [insert needless faggotry here]

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57633426

>>57633355
dumbass shill too stupid to remember they're supposed to convince me to sell. It's not my job to convince them of shit. More people here need to remember that.

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57633432

Seethies.... I...

>> No.57633464 [DELETED] 

>>57633355
>DYOR
ok just did it
there's no screenshots
baggies BTFO once again
sasuga

>> No.57633473 [DELETED] 

>>57633426
>convince me to sell
sell what?
i want you to buy more (of the 2034 and 2044 bonds)
kek baggies

>> No.57633509

>57633473
>22 posts
He seems awfully "invested" iykwim

>> No.57633518

>>57632155
wagmi

>> No.57633531 [DELETED] 

>>57633509
i own ~75k (principal value) of the 2024 bonds nigger you're right

>> No.57633652

>>57633194
Idk about $24k but it got pretty high
>https://twitter.com/StonkDoc/status/1601431368059146240
Another guy posted screenshots of his account, he made I think about $20m before the trades were reversed. Anyway, I don't think it's relevant to BBBY, but I'm glad to see executives that actually fight for shareholders rather than tweet poop emojis and praise China.

>> No.57633668

>>57622090
Rule 203, 204 etc...

This is why they keep getting away with it.

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57633683

>>57633531
>>57632554

>> No.57633694

>>57633531
Welcome to the winners club. See, it wasn’t so hard. I keep telling shills sisters to at least hedge!

>> No.57633959

>BBBaggies latching on to GME
>now to MyLittlePonyStock (AMC 3)
Pathetic

>> No.57634215

How can i buy the 2034 or 2044 bonds, don't see them on fidelity, shills fuck off, i want to buy them, its my money not your shekels

>> No.57634350
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57634350

>>57634215
You're too late. Buy the rumor sell the Honda Accord.

>> No.57634508

>>57634215
Stop asking dumb nigger questions on a computer. Search it you cock gobbling lazy rent boy then kys

>> No.57634695

>>57634508
Shut the fuck up you Jewish shill, get off a forum if you don't want to see questions being asked.

>> No.57634738

>>57634695
Is there a reason jewish is capitalized? Perhaps an affiliation of some sort?
spoon sneeding time is fucking over.

>> No.57634846

>>57634738
>he says after changing his own iPhone autocorrect

>> No.57634858

>>57634846
>exposes the fact that hes ID hopping
im on a mac phone fag

>> No.57634899

>>57634858
You’re lying. You’re on an iPhone and you don’t even realize what makes it obvious.

>> No.57634919

>>57634899
cope
you were called out for being retarded and then switched IDs to defend yourself.

>> No.57634940

Pp is claiming Larry Chang had to get approval from RC to be interviewed at the Pulte homes event that Kais hosted. Does he not understand that the CEO reports to the board, not the other way around

>> No.57634950

>>57634919
Nothing wrong with changing IDs. I’m at least 7 of them in this thread.

>> No.57635016

So what bottom-of-the-barrel guests are lined up for the pp show tonight? Plur and ABC both turned on PP. Bruno is gone. Does Travis even show up regularly anymore? It’s just Michael (who is totally using that $10k on legal fees, honest, I just can’t update you right now)

>> No.57635034

>>57634940
What if you chair the board and the rest of it is your pals you hand picked?

>> No.57635041

>>57635034
But I don’t chair the board.

>> No.57635048

>>57634738
Ever heard of autocorrect jackass

>> No.57635053

Good work in here guys. Keep it up

>> No.57635055

>>57635053
o7

>> No.57635056

>>57635048
Even my ID says joo. Gme and bbby bros gonna WAGMI

>> No.57635068

>>57635048
>switches IDs again
being called out really got to you.

You will NEVER hold bonds because you are too fucking stupid to find them
You will NEVER hold ToysrUS because you are too fucking stupid to find it

>> No.57635079

>>57635068
Why does it trigger you so much when I switch IDs? Baggies in shambles

>> No.57635082

>57635068
>The shills stand in awe of a truly dynamic ip

>> No.57635084

>>57635068
Its from going to mobile data to wifi u retard

>> No.57635095

One more time so this jew understands

>> No.57635096

>>57635084
>his 6th ID
We're witnessing a mental break down. All this from being called out

>> No.57635108

>>57635096
I love how mad it makes you when I switch IDs

>> No.57635110

>>57635096
Called out for what exactly? Accusing me of ID switching when I just explained its from going to mobile data to wifi. All I asked was a question about bonds yet you're having a meltdown and been patrolling this thread all day, almost like you're paid to be here. Virtu just posted his securities sold but not purchased btw. You shitheads won't be getting paid soon to shill here.

>> No.57635117

>>57635110
>nigger babble all because I called him out
not reading your book faggot

>> No.57635120

>>57635108
>>57635096
>>57635110
This argument looked a lot more interesting from outside the thread

>> No.57635122

>>57635120
>thinly vieled 15th ID
holy shit bro all this from ONE callout?

>> No.57635136

He's calling out 2-3 people as being the same person lmfao. Faggot doesn't even own bbby yet lurks here

>> No.57635140

we didn't really deserve to get robbed of our life savings
if it's over then why are RC and pulte still larping
RC's "i predict... " tweet could be validation of AJ's tinfoil theory about the february 24 2021 mcdonald's ice cream tweet with the frog emoji referring to a leap year (2024 is a leap year), also the crystal ball emoji is in ABC's twitter handle (@zoltarhasspoken) and resembles the purple moon from the pp show
there's also RC's reply "finally" to the cocaine bear movie trailer which released on february 24

>> No.57635145

Ok, I will admit I do feel bad that Michael is getting a divorce. But what do you fucking expect, just being a deadbeat and spending every night being a volunteer cohost to a guy that calls himself “pp”

>> No.57635149
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57635149

I have ~300k bbby shares
~3000 GME shares
and other losely talked about stocks like pic rel.

Meanwhile you cant figure out how to buy stocks and bonds

>> No.57635156

>>57635145
Michael is controlled op..you should know that from his drastic personality change. That or hes about to kill himself

>> No.57635159

>>57635149
I have 300k bbby, yet proceeds to show toysrus and atari. Show the statements fag. And if you're holding it why the fuck are you so hostile from a simple question

>> No.57635163

>>57635156
>le epic michael meme
kys baggie

>> No.57635173

>>57635159
>"im just a girl anon, relax"
Your "simple question" is a behavioral trend and problem that is shitting up the entire community. You faggots post and do lazy shit all day. Lazy theories and lazy how do I questions. All holders like you know how to do is make a gay quip or "smooth brain" joke

>> No.57635179

buttfucker makes worthless posts on r/teddy every fucking day and I make a point to downvote every single one of them

>> No.57635189

>>57635173
You should stay off Reddit, it's clearly getting to you head. I don't do those retarded ass jokes but whatever. I'm lazy for asking if anyone was able to buy bonds outside of fidelity lol ok

>> No.57635197

>>57635189
Because youre about to cry I'll teach you how to be a self sufficient man

go to the faggreddit
search bonds
click the literal sixth result titled "How do i buy bbby bond?"
>https://www.reddit.com/r/Teddy/comments/1997yxq/how_do_i_buy_bbby_bond/

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>baggot infighting
fucking lol

>> No.57635240

>>57635226
Hes a retard but he still will be richer than you very soon. You will be selling your own daughters hole to keep food on your table soon

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>>57635240
>very soon
t.

>> No.57635329

>>57635197
All you had to do lmfao. Now since you're so generous, what's the deal with atari and toyrus

>> No.57635386

>>57635041
this one made me kek. thanks breakfast-anon

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>>57635386

>> No.57636258

>>57635149
>I have ~300k bbby shares
Had

>> No.57636606

Your only job is to convince yourself that you didn't squander your life savings over shit retards wrote on reddit
You are currently failing
Have fun

>> No.57636654

>>57636606
Toyrf was up over 200% today. Go to sleep doug

>> No.57636705

When bbby return at nasdaq i Will sell my entire stock

>> No.57636827

>>57636705
Not me. I will take my cash and buy more. The hedgies want to think the $45 per share is the endgame. The reality is $45 per share is the START of the squeeze. BBBYQ shares will squeeze for $10,000+ per share much like $24,000 shares that MMTLP was selling for.

The thing the shorts don't want you to know is that your BBBYQ shares are not just going to be a pay-out. The shorts still exist and they are going to SQUEEZE.

This is why the silly shillies are such meanie-weenies. They want you to be desperate for dollars. Literal poverty tier wages worth of payment as a bribe to cover up their crimes. Will you let them off the hook?
These people went Epstein island to rape and kill children and they literally ate their flesh on scales that would put Costco to shame.
You don't condone that sort of behavior, do you? If you sell then you are COMPLICIT in genocide.

>> No.57636940

If this retards insane rambling haven't sobered you up by now, nothing will

>> No.57636959

>>57636940
You realize Epstein was arrested for that right? The secret rich people pedophile island is a real thing that happened. Proven in a court of law. The follow up theory of the government being completely aware and complicit with it was also proven true because not a single person who attended the island has been arrested yet.

The only difference between "insane ramblings on 4chan" and "verified fact" is a few years.

>> No.57636981

Seek help, seriously.

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>>57636959
Epstein being real has no correlation with GME, you’re a gullible schizophrenic investing in a meme stock.

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>>57636959
>if chewbacca lives on endor, this does NOT make sense, therefore you must aquit
the absolute state of baggies

>> No.57637218
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57637218

Kek dougies

>> No.57637247

>>57636827
You are sure?
If you dont lie i'm millionaire with my 3,500 share @ 0,44$

>> No.57637497

>>57636959
Clinton and Trump were both at the island multiple times raping kids.

>> No.57637579

>>57637218
kek Dougshit is a short baggie

>> No.57637591

>>57622090
Sir madam. I support inquiries from bbby. Many wrong example from the event you knowing

>> No.57637661

The shares have been extinguished. This ended back in September. There are no NOLs, there’s no credit bid, there’s no payout to former shareholders.

>> No.57637672

>>57637661
But hidden messages in this children's book and the coded tweets? They can't just short a shitty business into bankruptcy, there has to be justice!

>> No.57637684

>>57637661
Don't worry, it'll change. Just be patient please

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57637703

Interesting that our sisyshillies spent the night either a) championing SHF or b) denying Epstein. What a strange coincidence.

>> No.57637707

>>57637672
Very wrong you having! Bbbq most respectful enterprise of soap towels. Free shipping my friend. Number one company. No business bankruption has

>> No.57637710

>>57637703
I denounce Epstein and all that raped children on his island (such as Donald Trump).

>> No.57637714

>le epic fake bad english
Are you the same baggie that flipped out and pretending to be a viet cong for 2.5 days?

>> No.57637753 [DELETED] 

>>57637218
>3-year-old stale copium makes a return
what about the heckin 60 billion that citadel posted in 2021?
also can anyone update me on the status of the swap

>> No.57637756
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I will definitely be selling the new equity we receive in exchange for our bbbyq shares
(which were removed from our accounts due to a corporate action) for any price I can get, given how demoralized I am. Why would I actually use the cash portion of the dividend to buy even more shares, and hold the ones that are already newly received? This could be catastrophic for the entire financial system if the stock happened to be cartoonishly over shorted. I cant think of a single reason why someone would want to hold out of spite into the thousands of dollars and beyond just to propel the financial system off a cliff. Hedge funds, market makers, and banks are some of the most culturally respected institutions in the USA, no reasonable person would want to hold their newly issued teddy shares and even buy more with the cash portion of the dividend. Systematically stealing trillions of dollars of value from the retirement from the working class and then offloading it offshore without ever paying taxes isn't really that big of a deal. 2008 showed us that the global financial system is fair and just and bad actors don't run the show at all, matter of fact they always pay for their crimes, with fines and jail time.

And this is why I will certainly sell my new teddy shares for any price I can get given how relieved I will be that it is all finally over and the extremely effective demoralization campaigns have subsided. Then I will take all the cash and invest it into the sp500 because as the retiring class begins to cash out their 401k's there will need to be massive demand for stocks or otherwise the prices would collapse across the board, if for some reason people were upset at the system and decided to stop playing the game and stop supporting a broken system.

>> No.57637778

>>57637756
But what if you don’t get shares?

>> No.57637782

>the only ones that made profit were hudson bay capital, correctly assuming baggies would buy diluted shares at any price, and the shills that supply the baggies with copium for donations.
and ofc, the shorts

>> No.57637810

>>57637782
One of the greatest transfers of wealth in history. Kek

>> No.57637844

>>57637703
Very strange behavior. I wonder what kinds of characteristics these people all share that would have them so quick to defend the undefendable. Every time I try to pin them down, they are like jelly slipping through my fingers only to reshape before my very eyes.

>> No.57637855

gradually, i began to kek them

>> No.57637874
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57637874

>>57637844
>>57637855
I see you are a gentleman and a scholar. Very nice dubs friend.

>> No.57637924

>>57637844
>>57637874
Seems like meltdown chads are the only ones willing to say raping kids is a bad thing (like what trump did on Epstein island).

>> No.57637938
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57637938

It happens today.
Source: The man on the street wearing a floral bonnet told me.

>> No.57637956

>>57637924
>Trump
That was deboonked, sweaty.

>> No.57637972

>>57637956
See? Baggies refuse to say that trump raping children is a bad thing.

It’s because investing in bbby is inherently for pedophiles.

>> No.57637982

>MmjJRqoZ
kek mindbroken dumbfuck dougshit baggie holy fuck

>> No.57637988
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57637988

The meltdown discord just posted this

>> No.57638009

>>57637988
the search returned
no results

>> No.57638072

>>57637988
This is how I know we're going to make billions of dollars. Imagine some good-ol fashioned internet mischief of blowing out a short hedge fund having random people literally having meltdowns over us doing so. If we were wrong in our thesis they wouldn't bother. And as a bystander, why wouldn't you read the thesis and throw some money at the trade and hope it actually makes you some money?
Not these guys! They come riding to the rescue.
The shills were so prevalent in BBBY and the pushback was so vitriolic it basically confirmed the trade is real. Who needs all those fancy schmancy degrees and learnins and rithmatics? All you need is a hunch and you get to make six million dollars on this trade. I'm not so sure why this makes everyone seethe so much. If someone is naked shorting then they are breaking the law. Don't the meltdowning enjoy the rule of law?

>> No.57638145

>>57638072
For sure. You’re definitely going to be rich. There’s no way this doesn’t work out with you winning.

>> No.57638267

>>57636827
Where will the shorts carry over if a flat fraud payout is received? It would seem one cannot have both. On a new ticker a la teddy? On bbby returned to market?

>> No.57638376
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57638376

I wonder if Ryan Cohen ever thinks about his shareholders?

>> No.57638389

>>57638267
The short positions in BBBYQ will be converted to short positions of TEDDY, which will be thousands per share.

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>>57637988
kek they are so obsessed with a penis YouTuber. Imagine using that seethe towards anything useful.
>picrel is one such seethie weethie giving disclosure last year

>> No.57638475

>>57638389
Can you imagine if that actually happens (it wont).
Nothing ever happens.

>> No.57638474

>>57638267
If there is a disbursement of capital then anyone who was a shareholder at a certain date will be owed that money and shares or whatever. If they owe 100 shares to longs and they only receive 50 then the broker will be naked short to the extent they were selling synthetic shares in excess of the ones they actually owned on behalf of the longs. The broker is not just going to pick up a dangerous illiquid short position and give a courtesy close to short sellers. It just transfers over and the shorts will be required to either maintain their short position by posting margin. Or they can buy back those shares from the longs. These shorts were opened for pennies and the new equity will probably be undervalued to leave zero room for shorts to profit. It will also leave plenty of upside to the benefit of the longs. So not only could there be people buying this new company, but the shorts will be forced to close as well. And none of these factors in the M&A are illegal. You can price things however you want. It's the shorts' impropriety that is causing all of these problems FOR THEMSELVES. All they can do is seethe and whine and cry as their entire $65BN balance sheet unwinds before their very eyes.
I bet no less than 100 different stocks squeeze during MOASS. And that means that every single FFANG company sells off until they are penny stocks. Just in time for us to giga-slurp.

>> No.57638519

>Fraud doesn't happen
>It just doesn't, okay???
>Fraud is ILLEGAL which means that no one would ever commit fraud
>Just don't investigate it, please just don't do it
Can the shills prove that no fraud has taken place? They seem to be very much in denial of any possibility of fraud. What a strange hill to die on.

>> No.57638576

>>57638475
That's assuming that these banks don't actually suffer losses and they all have infinite resources. This is simply not true. They are only profitable because of total-return swaps allows them to profit from their shorts without ever needing to close. So the nature of derivatives is that they are zero-sum games. So every dollar Citadel makes means someone lost a dollar. So someone actually agreed to this. And unfortunately that means that entity is losing money. It also means there are probably billions of dollars worth of collateral propping things up that can implode at any second. Maybe a big selloff in FAANGs or treasuries or a dramatic spike in interest rates. Whatever it is, you know it hurts and someone's cash is very limited and their capital is tied up.
And never forget. At no point can they price us out. They can only hedge their shorts and turn the exposure to net-0. But they can never stop me from taking my wagie check and buying up more shares on a bi-weekly basis. They can never stop their owned shares from dwindling down to zero as they get DRSed.
Even if it feels impossible, and the downward crab invincible. Remember that these guys are shitting bricks and are hanging on by the skin of their teeth.

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>it’s just a balance sheet it’s very simple
>who cares if our liabilities increased by 4.1 billion while assets only increased 3.8 billion
>who cares if that means we “balanced” our balance sheet by reducing equity
>who cares that half of those liabilities are new short positions (securities sold not yet purchased)
>who cares that most of the increase in assets was stocks we bought with those proceeds
>who cares that those stocks are likely overvalued blue chips that everyone else has dogpiled into but that I can’t sell because otherwise I have no collateral
>this is all normal business practices, please stop paying attention
Doug is actually crying this morning

>> No.57638641

>>57638622
Dougshit continuing to seethe and rant like a madman on twitter is all the proof I need to know that he is genuinely in some deep shit right now

>> No.57638650

Notice that not a single baggie is willing to say that it’s a bad thing for Trump to rape children. Curious

>> No.57638657

>>57638650
Trump raping children is bad now please go shower your mother cannot deal with the stench any longer.

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It is a bad thing for Trump to rape children. Trump is a retard. Trump's crimes have nothing to do with Doug Cifu's crimes. Dougshit being a confirmed giga short baggie is all that matters right now. Dougshit will continue to cry and seethe because he has committed fraud.

>> No.57638670

>>57638389
Good lord that would be epic. One thing that always kept me somewhat grounded to reality in regards to this theory is that there is demonstrably great branding in a squeeze. Aside the capital injection, it made gme cool again and culturally gave it a new life in a way that appealed to everyone: money. RC said as much in his gme dd interview “it’s great branding”. Similar to his relatively curious line “it’s not often you see companies who do buybacks file for bankruptcy”, I wonder if this was some type of intel drop for nooticers. If the potential for another gme event exists in bbby why wouldn’t he employ the same successful strategy again. That it’s named after his deceased father is just all the more engaging. IPO-ing an Amazon competitor named after your dead dad who taught you everything into a short squeeze is supremely gigabased.
>>57638474
I appreciate the effort post, I do understand how naked shorting works etc. it’s a bit confusing to me how this will navigate between shorts and brokers but I suppose it’s confusing for them as well in an unprecedented event. Interesting take on faangs. If they try to post collateral with them yes I can see that happening and the recent sell offs of certain things may indicate so. I’m of the mind though that if this does go down as theorized that there is a pretty heavy degree of government handholding/intervention behind the scenes (kgs bodyguard anyone). In that scenario it seems unnecessary and too self harming to tank the rest of the economy if they’re in control, which may be why it’s taken so long. They’ve done a good job making meme stocks retarded the past few years so the actual % of population that are holders is pretty low I think. A windfall for that many people may not materially alter things outside the normal global capital flow as much as people whose lives would change personally might perceive.

>> No.57638735

>>57638670
>it’s a bit confusing to me how this will navigate between shorts and brokers
I don't really see what is so complicated about it. Everything simply carries over in whatever proportion/state they were in when the shares disappeared. For every short that exists there is a long. And to the extent individuals are not in possession of those shorts/obligations then they rest on the broker. It is their books that are ultimately at risk depending on how many shares they actually have and how many they have sold to retail. It's nothing more than a ledger entry that goes tits-up as soon as that exposure starts costing you money.

>> No.57638849

>>57638735
Can you provide a historical example of expired shorts being recreated in new equity?

Just kidding, I know you can’t. Because that’s a retarded concept.

>> No.57638916

If Dougshit is keeping his eyes on reddit and twitter, it might not be too outrageous to think that he would be on 4chan too

>> No.57638974

>>57638916
Apophenia anon is back

>> No.57639000

>>57638974
Not a single bump baggie has a response. Guess virtu is a failing business.

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>>57638849
Can you explain to me why it would be impossible?

As much as you want to call them "expired" shorts or stand up and declare the shares "cancelled" it actually doesn't mean anything. The shares were frozen by court order and no one can just magically cancel your ownership claims ESPECIALLY while CH11 is still ongoing and the plans can be amended.
I actually made this comic to show how ridiculous the whole idea is. This would be like you getting evicted from your house because some new-hire at the bank accidentally "cancelled" the deed to your house. Hey, shillies, I know you and your family have been living in your house for the last 7 years and diligently paying off your mortgage. But I hate to tell you, but the new-hire at the bank accidentally "cancelled" the deed to the house. So like, we don't actually know if you live here anymore or not. So we have to kick you out. We're sorry, but once your deed is cancelled we just have no idea anymore who lives here and who owns it. It can never be undone too for some reason. It just can't ok. Stop asking questions and pack up your things and leave.

>> No.57639041

>>57639000
Wasted digits meaning to tag >>57638622

>> No.57639056

>>57639038
Plz stop. If you ask him to think critically he will clock out early. I want him to stay around this weekend for the entertainment value.

>> No.57639070

I'm still waiting on the proof that no fraud has taken place. Considering that Doug Cifu is now confirmed to be a giga short baggie, I think it is safe to be suspicious of him.

>> No.57639091

>>57638916
Of course he is here.They probably check in every day for a sentiment check. The long drawn out downward crab feels bad and they want to pair it with demoralization. Jim Cramer even admitted as much from an interview he did in the early aughts.
That's the gameplan and I would imagine being naked short a company and those people slurping up shares at your behest memeing about "MOASS" and "infinity pool" is quite interesting to you.

>> No.57639103

>>57639070
He is screeching on twitter about how adding 2 billion dollars worth of securities sold not yet purchased is no big deal. And thats just what they couldn’t get off the books by the end of December. A 50% increase in naked short positions over the course of just 1 year. I wonder which stocks he was shorting?

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>>57639103
I remember it like it was yesterday.
February 6th 2023 - BBBY was running up 15-125% every day for two weeks before it went parabolic and Virtu turned on the barcode algorithm.
To put it bluntly, BBBY was starting to squeeze and the shorts were about to get forced out of their positions. But they were already dead-set on killing BBBY so they basically double and tripled down. They decided they were going to kill this company and they began to internalize basically every single buy order by offsetting it with a naked short. No matter what the buy volume was it was ALWAYS surpassed in sell volume. So they manually drowned out any and all organic volume in this company. They already had Mark Tritton in place who did the buyback and flooded the company will billions of shitty inventory. They thought they had poisoned the victim (bbby) enough that it would be ok to help move things along by smothering it with a pillow.
But that didn't exactly work out, did it? People continued to buy up until October. Well into bankruptcy. Well after all kinds of documents were coming forward. Cifu had to beg on both of his knees to stop the buying once it became apparent that BBBY is about to be a buyout target and Virtu's short exposure will put them out of business.

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>>57639103
The problem is not the money. It's the fact that the securities he may need to buy back are illiquid. I want no less than $10,000 per BBBYQ share. That's a fair price, and I'd rather own it than sell it for some fiat funny-munny.

The problem he has is that he was selling shares to people memeing about infinity-pool and MOASS. All of the liquidity provided to us to buy these shares actually can't be used to bail him out of the mess he's in.
Virtu is BANKRUPT. That $2BN in shorts may as well be $2TN. Good fucking luck lil Duggie.

>> No.57639328

>>57622422
What are the odds aile and ultimatepedo are the same person?

>> No.57639340

>>57638072
Based

>> No.57639362

>>57636827
$10,000 is low anon. MMTLO hit $24,000 and most brokers didn’t allow shorts to close because they knew a halt was coming. Infinity is on the table. Especially if you consider BBBYQ is a part of a conglomerate of shorted companies. Theoretically impossible to close.

>> No.57639387

>>57639038
So you agree you have no example if this happening before. I accept your concession. I hope your attempt at thinking critically didn’t injure you.

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Is Doug shitfu’s bitching on Twitter about sold not yet purchased from like the last day? If so, holy fuck, imagine having that net worth and whining like a panicked child on fucking social media on a Friday night…. This loser is absolutely attempting to set legal precedent for not knowing about any of what is happening behind the scenes invoking RC.

Not only will shitfu be hit with illegal naked shorting, but he will also be hit with dereliction of fiduciary duty, and the breach of fiduciary duty is what he seems to be trying to avoid. Naked shorting is so common he probably isn’t worried about that so much, it’s hard to know exactly. If I were in shitfus position I would approach the feds and seek protection, even if it’s a risk because anything to do with finance is totally corrupted in the regulatory system and government, this whining man’s life is threatened by the banks and much more powerful fish.

>> No.57639393

>>57639091
Based apophenia

>> No.57639428

>>57639388
Checked. He's going to push the boundary of how much the 5th amendment can protect an individual.

>> No.57639433 [DELETED] 

Trump supporters are dunking on bbby now.
>>>/pol/458959358

>> No.57639459

>>57639433
and what would you have me do about this, mentally stable anon?

>> No.57639464

>>57639459
The only way to get back at them is to vote for Biden. But you probably aren’t committed enough to bbby to do that. I understand, it’s pretty obvious now that bbby is a scam.

>> No.57639551

Tedded:
>>57639543
>>57639543
>>57639543

>> No.57639554

If GME got to 400 + in 21 moving BBBY to a new exchange is going to send it further than that. Facts.

Theres a reason PULTE said the pp show boys are gonna be influential in the future

>> No.57639569

>>57639551
Absolutely based. Everyone remember to report anyone else that tries to post a split thread after this.

>> No.57639570

>>57639433
More like the firm running the generals and shitting on pol are the same ones behind aile and meltdown. The “comfy happening” generals seem to be following the same strategy if they aren’t straight up the same people. Tripcode baker is using the same filehost catbox >>/biz/image/VP9+H8erMHmLhj4ZdoE+rw

>> No.57639591

>>57639551
Based no gme keyword bake. Would be better if you didn’t fuck up back links though.

>> No.57639673

>>57639551
Spamming/flooding

>> No.57639683

>>57639324
No wonder 5head has been having a meltdown, all these fuckers are rich on paper only.

The amount of debt they owe is astronomical because they thought they could just keep getting away with all this shit.

>> No.57639691

>>57639683
Move to new thread. Already posted.

>> No.57639694

>>57639554
GME didn’t even get to squeeze retard. They turned off the buy button.

>> No.57639720

Comfy tedded, your are kindly asked to move to the next bake:
>>57639543 #
>>57639543 #
>>57639543 #

>> No.57639722 [DELETED] 

Since there’s already a new thread up, we should fill this one with sage posts until the bump limit.

>> No.57639723

>>57639694
Yeah whatever that’s what it stopped at before they swapped and then closed their short positions.

Gme retards are like amc retards now

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>>57639551
When a thread has too much information about how fucked shitfu is, they bake a new one or flood the current one.

This thread was created for same reason. Gme picture is an attempt at divide and conquer.

>> No.57639733

>>57639388
He was just botching the other day about a tax statement from robinhood showing BBBYQ as pending merger

>> No.57639745

>>57639723
>1pbtid shows up
>shorts closed!!!
Kek price anchoring retard. It’s literally over for you. Negotiations begin at $69,000 per share.

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>>57639720
Faggot thread? No thanks bud.

Rest in penis you cum gargling shills.

>> No.57639777

>>57639551
Baked at 280 posts.

>> No.57639798

>>57639745
2 post by this ID Kek AHoles ID

>> No.57639799 [DELETED] 

Remember to report any split threads that pop up from now on, since we already have the new bake.

>> No.57639815

I think bbby was a bad investment

>> No.57639821

>>57637218
No wonder Doug peeked his big forehead out on twitter again. Virtu is another Melvin capital waiting to happen. Tick tock Dougie.

>> No.57639824

>>57639815
I agree. Many people lost money.

>> No.57639834

>>57639757
oh no baggie, you're gonna use it, and you're gonna like it

>> No.57639836

>>57639824
That’s a good point that I didn’t consider.

>> No.57639846

>>57639824
i don't think it's correct to refer to redditors as "people"

>> No.57639852

Kek! 1 Kek by this kekker! KEK

>> No.57639856

>>57639569
announcing a report is a bannable offense anon

>> No.57639861

>>57639856
oh no it's the faggot police

>> No.57639870

I gotta say this is the busiest the threads have been in months.

>> No.57639872 [DELETED] 

>>57639856
I didn’t announce a report. I announced a future possibility along with suggested remediation.

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>>57639834
I think not lil gay boy.

>> No.57639884

>>57639861
The police that arrest faggots, yes.

>> No.57639887

>>57639872
he's technically correct (the best kind)

>> No.57639900

>>57639870
Yeah, the baggie posting farm in Manila is really worked up since they lost control of baking

>> No.57639902

>>57639884
sounds based, how do you join?

>> No.57639913

"this is the faggot police, stop and i'll shoot you"
"don't you mean "or"?"
"i know what i said"

>> No.57639980

Threaded
>>57622090
>>57622090
>>57622090

>> No.57639988

>>57639980
Tedded:
>>57639543 #
>>57639543 #
>>57639543 #

>> No.57639993

Threaded
>>57639961
>>57639961
>>57639961

>> No.57640006

>>57639993
SPAM THREAD
JANNIES DELETE

>> No.57640012

>>57639993
janitors. this thread was created at 280. this is the real bake
>>57639961
>>57639961
>>57639961

>> No.57640073

>>57640012
Melties are losing their shit. Gotta love it.

>> No.57640091

Pinoy boys i don't think your lying will get you anywhere
jannies can easily check and see when each was created

>> No.57640105

you're welcome to try again (next week)

meanwhile i would seek employment elsewhere, if i was you (thankfully, i'm not)

>> No.57640210

>>57638072
This. The seethe is all the DD i needed to see to buy in KEK

>> No.57641148

Old thread
>>57607906

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>>57622090
My shares are valued at 4 million he thinks. Rubbing his neck beard while playing Elden ring. Better open another Mountain Dew before I check 4chan again