/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Previous Thread: >>46491256

[Anonymous No.]

imagine Gura dancing around with sunburn tanlines on her thighs showing when her dolphin shorts ride up

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How the fuck did the thread die

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New Short in 1 hour get ready bros

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I love my wife so much!!

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pet shart

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Gurass

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Gurass

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I think my wife is retarded

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Thanks Goob. I am healed.

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Buds what the fuck is this?

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>>46499623
Your wife is perfect

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You must love the shark girl very very very much to post here

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Imagine an ISP going out for four whole days

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Gura need me as her personal IT expert and foot licker

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LOOK AT THE QUALITY SHART
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/guramY6vAos

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we're melting down

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>>46499578 (me)
Never mind, my tracker said it wasn't even at 500 replies yet but seems like it was wigging out

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>>46499634
She's taking a jab at all the shitty indie and small corpo vtubers farming youtube algo views by making shorts that have Gura's name in the title
Pretty based to be honest

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I can rest easy knowing my sassy shark is still out there

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>>46499774
What

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>>46499652
if Gura really cared she would get a starlink or amazon oneweb dish

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>>46499774
I love how all the chumkeks are hyperanalyzing this as some big-brained statement on the industry when she's probably sitting in her room smelling her own farts and giggling while shitting stuff onto her channel

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>>46499634
its the April Fool post

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I'm irritated today bros, see you guys tomorrow

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>>46499810
Did you miss that?
Lots of western vtubers farming the shorts meta now cause the algorithm loves it
And many are very shameless and put Gura in the title or thumbnail to make it seem like it's Gura related

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I can't stop watching the shorts...what have gura done to my brain...

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>>46499774
Wot?

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>>46499827
Starlink is a fucking scam
They've delayed mine by multiple YEARS

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>>46499869
No i know that, im wonder how you got that from a video of gura flossing with fart noises in the background.

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>>46499810
Our new overlord Pen Rinrose or whatever likes the Ikea shark and made a short about how much she dislikes fags that think shark = gura so the local schizos are freaking out

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>>46499663
Yep.
This is her just parodying the whole short using her name meta and the people going insane because of it.
She is a genius this is on par with her "goo goo gaa gaa" retort to that one thot that had a meltdown and called her fan base pedos.

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>vtuber, big

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guramY6vAos
>guramY6vAos
dude how

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The catalog bait is about to go into maximum overdrive...

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https://youtu.be/CBGnqaIRAdI

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>>46499909
The short is titled "Gawr Gura said this"

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She's mocking us. It's genuinely over

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>saw tweet

I want to believe, but I see ayame and the similarities...I....I...I don't believe.....
>>46497946
I don't believe this either, because even I was able to go through the steps of purchasing my own house. Its not difficult meeting with a real estate agent, and she isn't terminal hikki level, I I simply don't believe she can't if she can go to Japan and meet all those strangers and staff. She has her family to help walk her through it if need be, I'm sure her mom would be very happy to look through new houses with her. Actual houses, not shitty apartments.

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>>46499972
Inferior version.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mVTaUZfOq_w
kawaiicute gomen because gura refuses to sing it
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/X6Raentt6Jk

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this short is her april fools contribution thats all
really not that deep

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>>46499947
I love Alice

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fart shart

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>>46499917
Kys schlomo

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>>46500068
If that's all she's going to contribute then she shouldn't contribute at all. What an insult

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>>46499917
fuck off jewturd

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>the link starts with Gura
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guramY6vAos
But how???

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>>46500208
Stay mad kek

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>>46500208
your opinion is worthless

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i win

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all leecher chuubas destroyed by simple fart shart noises

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>>46500245
gura

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Gura's short is showing 0 comments for me. YT is so fucked up lol

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>>46500245
Random chance
a 1 in 16777216 chance actually, pretty amazing

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>>46500298
How? The noises in the video are NOT farts you fucking farttard.

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>>46500245
>>46499951
>still doubting her power
ngmi

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>>46499663
>guramY6vAos
>guram
did she pay for this or something?

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>>46499947

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She might be a fart shark but Gura is NOT a goom shark

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Wise shrimps of /ggg/, will Goobidiba be likely to stream today?
Please accept this pizza as tribute.

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>>46499663
See schizos? THIS is how you shitpost.

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>>46499652
Imagine an ISP fixing your internet on a Sunday morning. That's the biggest lie ever told lol

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Fart shart bros we won

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>>46500245
Gura My6vaos, my beloved

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Just a notice that Kiwifarms has been raiding the jew threads for weeks and astroturfing shit over there
Just report and ignore fags mentioning them here, 99% chance they are either Kiwi or SEA

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>>46500479
Saying that Gura should have tweeted earlier isn't a shitpost. It's valid criticism.

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46500526
don't care subhuman

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>>46500526
I don't know what the fuck you are talking about but I don't care about your ghost whore, go back
Stop bringing her up already

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>>46500601
fuck off jewturd

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>>46500526
I am the 1% that loves Gura and Blahaj equally.

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We're healing.

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>>46500470
>Cutest delivery girl
>Not this
I WANT MY REFUND

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>>46500683
Soon we will be back to being the ones raided constantly
Truly a golden age of Gura content is upon us

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>>46500526
No nigger, its literally the jews have been leeching off Gura. Not everyone is a boogieman

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>>46500683
I can't believe /ggg/ is healed by a fucking shitpost. Shork too strong.

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I recently tried shrimp scampi pizza
It was mid, not worth the upcharge

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>one shitty 5 second video killed all the shitposters
lmao

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gura should be required to wear short shorts in her youtube shorts

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>>46500694
32 bucks for 3 pizzas is pretty good
Though if those pizzas are to scale to Gura, they're pretty small...

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>>46500813
Obviously. I wanted her to make up for her crime against her fans and she did.

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>>46500813
They are simply in a call right now discussing how they can turn this video into a bad thing
Give them about 45 more minutes

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>>46500683
No YOU aren't healing, not if I have anything to say about it.

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my wife

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>>46500813
what if Gura is all the shitposters all along

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I could care less about some low effort short, where's the frame Gura?

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>>46500813
We can't stop winning, cumbuds.

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>>46500813
>thinking Gura farting into a microphone in place of streaming is some kind of victory
You guys keep losing, and it's gotten to the point of just being sad

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>>46500601
Why do you feel so called out then? Maybe I wasn't even referring to you?

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>>46500916
:3

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>>46500345
your reaction would be the same for either Gura, GURA or Gura so realistically we'll say a 1 in 6 million chance per video or a 1 in 3350 chance it happened in our universe

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>>46500526
I mean imagine being retarded enough to bring up vtubers from a different corp in the general for a specific vtuber. It's already bad enough when you do in generals for whole corps so why would anyone do it in good faith unless you're talking about an ongoing collab.

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>>46500902
What are you gonna do pick at my scab and eat it?

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>>46500960
cope lol

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>>46500980
(assuming Gura uploads 2000 videos before she retires)

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>>46500813
why are you obsessed with 4chan schizos though

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>>46501021
Cope for what? My oshi streams
Celebrating this short as your weekly content is the real cope

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>>46500979
They don't because they want more people to go shit up their thread / hate their vtubers
Simple as that

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTZiqV_FLkY

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what the fuck. i love this sharnk

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>>46500245
Too bad it was wasted on this low effort crap. Come on Gura, you can do better than this.

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>>46501074
the fact that you are in this thread right now is more than enough proof you obsessed schizo lmao

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>>46501074
Cope harder

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gura is NOT a fart shark and those are NOT fart noises

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>>46501152
Uhhh. I agree it was a waste. But saying Gura is above this is laughable. This is right on her level

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>>46501243
This. This is perfect

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>>46500694
>cardboard isn't soggy
You had ONE JOB

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That's the girl I fell in love with.

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>>46500245
>gura in the title
>gura in the short
>gura in the description
>gura in the tags

>gura even in the URL
a cosmically ordained response to all those leeches putting her in their shorts, how the hell does she do it
https://streamable.com/jolaw8

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>>46501230
Imagine if in Gura's next stream she implies she made those noises herself......

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FART SHART
DOMINATION

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>>46501092
her voice is really nice. i hope koyo and gura interact more in MC or otherwise like they did briefly in rust

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what am I witnessing

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/guramY6vAos

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>wake up
>Gura tweets
>Short
I love my life and my retard wife

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>>46501338
the noises that are CLEARLY not fart noises? there would be no issue if she made them.

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>>46501289
Yea I made this post.

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>>46501368
The epitome of shitposting.

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So how do we stop Gura from becoming depressed and socially anxious and retreating back to her shell again and again?

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>>46501307
Too bad the short is complete garbage. Why can't Gura put in more effort?

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>>46501381
Man you guys really are desperate for anything, huh?

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>>46501307
It would be some funny shit if this short made her an additional 100K subs alone. Talk about power.

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>>46501414
literal shit coming out of the shark asshole

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>>46501444
We can't. That's just who she is.

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>>46501479
She's just like me..

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>>46501444
Just give her more money bro! A few more grand and she'll start streaming again!!!

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>>46501444
Unironically be less obsessive and judgemental and then make everyone else be that way too

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>>46501448
thats the point you nimrod

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>>46501444
You can't. You have to deal with it all your life.

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Do you think Gura would like Youtube poops? She seems like the type of gal who would laugh at CDI King and Hotel Mario.

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>>46501444
you can't fix this sort of thing. you can only accept this and love her anyway

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>>46501444
We need to erp rape her again, it always gets her giggling and she loves saying "no means no".

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Sex with a fembud.

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>>46501533
>It's supposed to be bad
Irony poisoning doesn't make something low effort better.

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>the stream was boring, stop playing shitty MC!!!
>the short is shit, just like her!!!
I see some pattern here, they really got nothing left don't they.

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>>46501448
>Gura
>effort
Lmao

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>>46501616
Nah it does

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>>46501563
You must be REALLY new if you think she hasn't seen pretty much every popular poop

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>>46501616
you are literally too stupid to shit you dumb mf

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>>46501444
You keep pushing Gura to become and better person and to stop being so pathetic.

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>>46501649
It's like there's a common thread between recent Gura uploads and absolutely shit content

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Remember Gura loves her fitbuds
do your reps for Gura

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>>46501307
Fate is on our side.

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>>46501649
It's been like this since forever. You should know this by now.
Just enjoy the shart.

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>>46501450
mirror doko?

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>>46501757
mental illness
>>/vt/?task=search2&ghost=yes&search_text=&search_subject=&search_username=&search_tripcode=&search_email=&search_filename=1678065849642863&search_datefrom=&search_dateto=&search_op=all&search_del=dontcare&search_int=dontcare&search_ord=new&search_capcode=all&search_res=post

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>>46501450

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If low effort fart noises is what she had in mind for shorts all this time then I can't blame management for blocking them. Gura just doesn't seem like a creative person.

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>>46501891
its a mere april fools shitpost
is this really rocket science to some of you retards?

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More Devour goodness coming soon!

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>>46501891
she also had that funny skyrim bugs thing but again corpo had to lick todd's boots

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>>46501891
Low effort fart noises is the final evolution of gura content. Love it or leave, buds. This is the new normal

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>>46501760
I can't remember.. the valentine vod was privated... the words have already faded..................

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I love this retard so fucking much

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>>46501957
Next week for sure, this time!

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i missed the valentines stream so im watching it now
she was really excited to play RE4. the minecraft streams make sense now.
poor goomba

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>>46501891
What fart noises? There are no fart noises! In what world does any noise in the short sound like a fart?

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we could have had more of this but fags had to shut down guras tiktok dreams

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>>46501444
penis in her cunny
mine

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>>46501760
She doesn’t even love her regular chumbuds lmao

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>>46502110
I'm still bitter.

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>>46502110
Her videos were cute, but the need to use royalty free tracks made the tiktoks soulless.

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That's wild. I was actually thinking about how she still hasn't done any of her short shitpost videos today, then she goes and posts one before I even go on the thread. Sasuga, same-chan. And this whole thing with the ISP hort and getting sunburned is just so... Gura. I can't even be mad.

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>>46502270
As compared to her soulful NO MUSIC AT ALL

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>>46502110
Holy based fags
Now only if people shit on her enough about shorts we don't have to endure this crap

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>two communications
>neither of them state whether she is streaming today

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i want gawr and gura to rape me

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>>46502326
Yes, no music is better than hamfisted music that doesn't line up with the motions in the video.

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>>46502493
I had a dream that Gura did a zatsu Gawr stream.....

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>>46502461
Anon, it's a pretty reliable assumption to just answer the "is Gura streaming today" question with "no"

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>>46502561
That makes it more soul. Choreographed music is the most soulless thing in existence.

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>>46502461
The short is the new stream day

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[Anonymous No.]

Alright Gura, you're back from your beach trip with your boyfriend. Now put the frame up. Penis can wait, you just had it

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I wish there was a minecraft stream from anyone. I want to bigfish watch.

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>>46503145
My penis can't wait

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>>46502110
if only she had Youtube streaming dreams...

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Woah I masked and sped up Gura's flossing a while back
With this short of hers, we're basically married now

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>>46503145
Me btw. And I'm not done yet.

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>>46503414
Did she steal your work or copy it?

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>>46503497
Neither, as her husband it's fair use

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do you think she gets jealous or depressed if she sees a longtime chumbie's name on the ghost's stream?

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>>46499810
Picrel

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>>46499774
Yeah and the seething Jews are now here raiding the thread

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>>46503732
Comfy

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>>46503732
it woudl be hard to sleep on such rock hard abs

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>>46503656
All right, Booxister, do you think she wanted to make this obviously management-mandated tweet? There's a big reason why she's reclining.

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>>46503829
the gentle sounds of gura tummy would make up for it

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>>46503145
You can stop pretending you even slightly care about streams, cuckold.

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lol, what a bullshit excuse and a lie. At the end of the last stream she said see ya later and never said when her next stream would be. Whenever she does that you can expect at least 3 days of ghosting. I wonder how long she took thinking of some lie to tell. Got sunburned with her big penised boyfriend on the beach in south Florida and no it wasn't anyone here

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>>46502110
she could've made shorts for YT instead.

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>>46503962
Excuses tend to lose their veracity the more they are used. Gura has been nothing but excuses for like 6-8 months

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>>46499774
>>46503680
If she's "taking a jab at them" then maybe should do something with more effort than fart noises to make herself look better by comparison.

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NASCARbud here
It is Sunday, and Gura is currently watching the Toyota Owners 400 at Richmond Raceway in Virginia, a 3/4-mile racetrack

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>>46503962
>and no it wasn't anyone here
I like how childish this last line is. Just dump an entire post of mental seething and thinks he's cutting of the "rebuttal" of "yeah,me".

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>jewtards gets called out
>bot spam appears

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This guy has been at it all weekend hasn't he?
He's upsetting himself way more than he's upsetting chumbies. What a joke.

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>>46504035
Not with music, which elevates it to a whole new level.

[Anonymous No.]

The delayed “wifi hort” tweet implies she does not have a data plan on her Holophone, am I wrong?

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>>46503656
Didnt gura ban fireholder? he's gotta go somewhere lol

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>>46504116
Yep, it kills your "yeah me" cope. Hurts doesn't it?

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>>46504294
i thought i saw him recently

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>>46504294
He's back, sadly. I don't think she ever banned him.

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>>46504285
She can use her regular phone to tweet. That's not a legit excuse

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>>46503962
yeah me

[Anonymous No.]

>>46504116
His real oshi must of done some number on him, making him a cuck. So he has to project it out to other vtubers. Its sad. But he deserves being miserable with the lies he tells about Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>Be rainbow trident
>Starting to lose hope
>Waiting to see if things improve after 4th Fes
>Gura finally comes back
>MINECRAFTMINECRAFTMINECRAFT
>I do not like Minecraft
>No streams in between these Minecraft days
>Her "communication" is making a single tweet saying ISP hort
>Now shes doing shorts

I'm trying to hold on guys, I really am.
I don't need much, not even a schedule, just please play something besides block game at least once a week.

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>>46504312
its funny that you unironically think you are achievingsomething here

[Anonymous No.]

Surely she is going to stream tonight? If not why bother tweeting as if she even planned to stream any of the other days?

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>>46504271
>Implying Cover's Japanese copyright autism wouldn't have just played it safe and now allowed most music.

Sometimes I hate how Cover makes most content literally "No fun allowed"

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>>46504445
We literally have tiktoks with music. They're still up.

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>>46504312
I pity you

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>>46503962
_____________________________________yeah, me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46503680
wow shameless leech

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>>46504400
anon, she wanted to come back and play RE4 but capcom said no fuck you shark

[Anonymous No.]

sheesh

[Anonymous No.]

>>46504400
just kill yourself and end it all

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>>46504400
It's funny how easy it is to spot the fake chumbuds.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura cute Gura cute!

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>>46504294
He was only temp banned for saying Gura isn't my girlfriend. Hopefully he learned his lesson to not tell lies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46504437
Her short is the content for this week. Stream next week maybe if you don't scare her off

[Anonymous No.]

>>46504312
Dance monkey! Dance!

[Anonymous No.]

I don't care about why she was gone or if she lied or not. I just wanna know if she is gonna stream today. If not then tell us when

[Anonymous No.]

>>46504629
I'm going to need more proof.

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>>46504533
Yeah because it's not like there are plenty of other games Gura can stream or something.

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>>46504437
>If not why [head cannon]
no really where did she say "I planned on streaming but the ISP problem stopped me"
in your mentally ill, /vt/ brainrotted mind this was an excuse or explanation. to her it was a "this happened, I got a sun tan"

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>>46504811
Do you watch streams? She has no clue what to stream and was begging for game ideas.

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>>46504533
That's a bummer, but >>46504811

>>46504605
>>46504621
Go eat a grilled dick sandwich faggots

[Anonymous No.]

>>46504312
>nuh huh i jinxed it you can't say yeah me it's not you!
how fucking old are gura antis

[Anonymous No.]

>>46504312
Fuck, you're right it does... you... you win. I can't believe they finally got us this time, buds...
It's been a good run.

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>>46504814
>oops my isp went out
>but that doesn't mean i was gonna stream anyways haha
holy autism

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>>46504870
He actually thinks posting this makes him a chumbud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46504814
So she was always planning on ghosting us those days and taking 4 day (or more) break after only streaming a few times? That's not really "coming back strong".

[Anonymous No.]

I went to sleep laughing at the schizos after the tweet, I can't believe they're still fucking at it. Even wasting my day sleeping was more productive

[Anonymous No.]

>>46504855
If she spent a modicum of effort she could come up with something
If it's that dire she should just graduate

[Anonymous No.]

I want more minecraft, it's fun to see her JP colleagues admiring her building.

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>>46504855
>She has no clue what to stream and was begging for game ideas.
Man if only there was something Gura could do with that maybe chat with us about it or something? No, better just use it as an excuse not to stream.

[Anonymous No.]

I thought it was Passover, why are the shills still running wild here

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>>46505023
Cool now if only she would stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46504367
you’re baiting right? One of if not the most paranoid holos storing credentials on her regular phone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46505112
>paranoid
Oh yeah kinda like how she's too scared to step out of her door but goes and spends all day outside and gets sunburned

[Anonymous No.]

>>46505041
she did during minecraft but she ran out of things to talk about and had to ask for topics

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>>46504872
Damn bratty antis! Big chumcock correction is required!!

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a bit of a cheapobud, I don't pay for entertainment unless I have to.

Nor do I tip/donate, but that's normal in my country.

I did buy the dino gura plushie though!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46505193
No she didn't do chatting segment and ask chat what to play in any serious manner. She did a little bit of that in the one members stream but not much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46505169
Nice bait, again.
Going outside doesn’t link her to her identity in any way. 0.00001% of people know what she looks like

[Anonymous No.]

What's the point of guaranteed no stream? From what I've seen its about now but I remember her posting the frame like, 1 hour from now too. More than that and its 100% not happening

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I like the Minecraft streams. Love seeing the interactions with other players and it's a good zatsu game. The only bad part is she gets adhd when streaming and barely gets anything done on stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46505193
She could have talked more about the Japan trip. She didn't say much about it compared to the other members

[Anonymous No.]

>>46505322
I like comfy MC Gura. Would even watch paint dry with her like she said in the members

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>>46505322
She doesn't really get much done off stream either.

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>>46505410
Gura has shit taste in games (or no taste at all really) so I don't give a fuck what she plays any more, I just watch for the shart

[Anonymous No.]

Where is the frame?
I'm starting to get worried....

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>>46505438
she did a pond and forest altar offstream last year, no?

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>>46505479
Anon, she's not streaming. I don't know why you keep coping like she's changed

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>>46505438
She gets a lot more done off stream than on stream.

[Anonymous No.]

MEMBERS KARAOKE STREAMS UP

[Anonymous No.]

if only gura was there...

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>>46505460
Doesn't help that people in chat will spam shit like Mario Kart with good recommendations getting drowned out but something you can get lucky and get a good recommendation to her.

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>>46505547
kys and your parents

[Anonymous No.]

Just my luck, on the days I'm not busy Gura doesn't stream. She'll stream tomorrow night and Wednesday when I have shit to do and can't watch.

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>>46505564
isp down four days, plz understand

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>>46505612
>She'll stream tomorrow night and Wednesday
KEK

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>>46505577
>shit like Mario Kart
Mario Kart is good though? Fans get a chance to play with her yeah me and she's normally bratty during it

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>>46505564
Maybe you should tell Gura to actually participate in collabs, it's her own fault.

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>>46505577
Mario Kart is good. you're the one with shit taste .

[Anonymous No.]

If her reason for not streaming or communicating was that she had no internet, why did she end the last stream by saying 'See you later', suggesting that she wasn't planning on streaming in the first place

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>>46505596
Hey retard. You know most of us are members and get notifications when that happens, right? Who are you trying to fool

[Anonymous No.]

Gura never wanted to be a full-time streamer. She wants to be an idol like her wife Miku. We’re lucky we even get streams at all.

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>>46505612
>She'll stream tomorrow
Anon pls...this body hurt excuse will last a while

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>>46505643
There's more interesting games fans can play with her in.

[Anonymous No.]

It's ironic that when she's gone I start to care about her more but when she's here often I care about her less
I don't appreciate her enough when she's around.

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>>46505638
I bet you she does. Who's gonna be laughing then? I'm gonna grudgepost you when it happens

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>>46505702
Imagine shitting on Mario Kart as a suggestion when she's been teasing playing it for fucking months. If Mario Kart won't get in, the garbage you're suggesting she play sure as fuck won't.

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>>46505664
At the least stop spamming it and recommend other games.

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>>46505734
Fine I'm also in that one, SHE WON'T STREAM TOMORROW

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>>46505112
If she's too paranoid then she could let her manager know and they can tweet for her. There is no excuse for the ghosting.

[Anonymous No.]

I forgot I changed my work schedule and have to go to work tomorrow. I don't wanna leave the house...

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>>46505762
I mean one comment suggested she play Faith and she did it like 2 weeks later.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

need gura lolidom

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>>46505893
i'm gonna ask her to play this

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https://files.catbox.moe/9p4o4j.jpg

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>>46506165
would took the permission dude a month

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>>46505460
She proposes plenty of interesting games but always decides against streaming them. I wish she would at least explain why she dropped them all so we'd know more about what games are good to recommend.

[Anonymous No.]

>can't work for days
>come back
>i can work today!
>doesn't work
i wish this seed of resentment wasn't growing in my heart

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>>46506165
>vn puzzle
good luck anon

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>>46506229
She barely tells her viewerbase anything. Sometimes, when she's on the cusp of having said something coherent that gives you real insight into her life, she gets randomly distracted and never brings it up again

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>>46506196

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>>46500813
Lol no

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Gura is my personal fart shark

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>>46505809
ok but tummy hort and mane-chan scary

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>>46506300
Then why don't you bring it up again?

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>>46504400
>>46504870
I don’t think anything Gura does will ever be enough for you
Please just leave. Unmember, who cares. Just stop being a fan of Gura please

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>>46505734
Please do, anon. Please do

[Anonymous No.]

chumkeks turning on each other

[Anonymous No.]

*unsolicited opinion on the state of Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN*

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[Anonymous No.]

Gura, you knew you were taking 4 days off. So instead of ghosting, just tell your fans that you are taking a break and will be back on Monday. That way you won't have to come up with some bs excuse. No ISP is going to fix your internet on a Sunday. That's their 1 day off for the week. You just wanted to spend time with your boy who flew in from Sweden. Nothing wrong with that

[Anonymous No.]

The desperation to try and spin this into some kind of shitposting material was funny at first but now its getting stale. At least Gura provided me with a good laugh today.

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>>46506677
nta but I just unmembered, and my expectations were really low. Good luck to all in the fight for the title of the last chumbud

[Anonymous No.]

gura is not my oshi anymore but I'm still membered

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>>46506914
Yeah they're boring, same shit every week

[Anonymous No.]

Gura should of posted a schedule for April Fools' Day

[Anonymous No.]

I love how weak my chumbud competition is. I WILL be the last chumbud and I WILL marry her

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>>46506913
take your meds, anon

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>>46506913
What else are the voices telling you, cripple-kun?

[Anonymous No.]

It's ogre, we are past the "frame will be up" threshold
Night buds

[Anonymous No.]

never forget how the chinese stole gura in muse dash from us all

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>>46507228
I truly never will

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I'm such a fool...
I was so happy when she tweeted thinking that meant there would be a stream tonight.
Every day without a Gura stream is torture.
Exercising and working no longer helps.

[Anonymous No.]

It honestly baffles me that there are chumbies out there that could be affected by shitposters in any negative way after seeing it all thousands of times already.
It's all a joke.

[Anonymous No.]

why do artists do this
https://twitter.com/KaiserLeospike/status/1642645042744492034

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>>46507522
I have been forged through years of shitposting and dirty tricks and came out a stronger chumbie. All they've done is toughened my skin.

[Anonymous No.]

But no really, beyond all the anti posting, what fucking malfunction does Gura have to just not say "stream x" or "maybe tomorrow" or "not today"

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>>46507637
That's cute, anon. She's still not gonna stream tho

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>>46507693
idk, she's literally always been like this
that's just who she is as a person.

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>>46507624
That's shitty art, but it's not nearly as bad as when artists draw flat girls with medium sized chests. Why is it so fucking hard for people to accept flat girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>46507693
not really caring about it

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>>46507693
Gura is unironically autistic, if people haven't figured this out by now that's on them

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>>46507228
>>46507275
You mean what Coco did? Also Cover could secure Muse Dash perms for EN but they won't.

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck bros you told me she'd be back regularly streaming after fes?

[Anonymous No.]

There is no Good or Evil, there is only Chumbuds and those too weak to seek it

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>>46507702
Well yeah, she's sunburned right now and said it hurts to move.

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>>46507693
This is why someone like Gura needs schedules, because she refuses to say something this simple.

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>>46507693
https://streamable.com/46k29q

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>>46507768
Booba are sexy. Gura agrees.

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>>46507926
I would like to poke her sensitive spots to make her squirm in discomfort. T u T

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>>46507693
The really annoying part is that she does do this... sometimes... then she relapses back to doing nothing. It would honestly be less infuriating if she picked either one and stuck to it.

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>>46507787
>>46507957
>Muh autism
That's not an excuse for ghosting

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>>46507926
Yeah I know. ISP hort, now skin hort, next gonna be PC hort. We've been through this song and dance many times

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>>46508060
It seems you're autistic too

[Anonymous No.]

if you want to watch gura so bad, there's like 450 videos of her to watch.

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>>46508060
that's actually THE excuse for ghosting, forma de actual

[Anonymous No.]

>2 streams a week
>5 break days
the new normal is the reverse of 2021 Gura

[Anonymous No.]

Whats the point in bitching about no communication if your gonna not believe her when she does and make up your own narratives about what you think happened? Its an exercise in stupidity.

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>>46508033
She's an extremely neurotic and emotional girl. I'm sure this year she will be back to the way she was early on and then she'll also do her going away act for a while.

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>>46506677
They will always find something to complain about and move the goal post. Streaming 4 times in a week wasn't enough with gaming now it's "not the right game". Bet you everything that even if it was "the right game" they would complaining about Gura not getting all the achievements or not getting good fast enough to prove she's serious or some other made up line.

>>46506913
Very few do content everyday anon. Is every on of those days a break? Or do you just want to start rumors.

>>46506914
Seems she makes content at least once week since the 3D show so likely by Wednesday.

>>46507522
Gura appeals to a lot causal viewers and newcomers. A lot of v-fans gateway through Gura so there is a good chuck that wouldn't have been around as long. Mods need to get better handle on antis in general at least for the sake of /vt/.

>>46507693
So you're at the point of outing yourself to get a reaction. At least you can understand that you never really cared.

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>>46508142
No, she'll never go back to what she was. Gura looks like this.

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>>46508127
Lying is bad and she has no excuse for not communicating earlier. Also no excuse not to stream today after this break she took.

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I can't believe she took another day off after ghosting us for 3 days...

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>>46508142
Not as emotional as the sisters on this board.

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>>46508212
>complaining about Gura not getting all the achievements or not getting good fast enough to prove she's serious or some other made up line.
Those are both legitimate complaints. Never settle, always be striving for more.

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>>46508060
it is though. she has some aspie or OCD shit going on at the very least

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>ghosting
Because it's one of your favorite words. Please have a spooky Gura.

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>>46508219
The more accurate representation of Gura was peaking at 2021 then a downward trend from there on.

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>>46508219
I'm fairly confident once the Japan trips are out of sight for a while and her health is under control, she'll be back streaming fairly often.

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>>46508374
No. She's been improving in other ways than streaming hours.

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>>46508263
Thanks for proving point.

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>>46508315
This has always been her problem. Gura treats this job like some wagecuck shit and she's maliciously complying
>oh nyoo no internet for 3 days
>what, stream sunday?
>but that's my day off!

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>>46508387
we both know that's never going to happen

[Anonymous No.]

>people like to take my words and twist them

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>>46508424
she missed three days of work anon
the actual work

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>>46508387
You're insane. We are at the very BEGINNING of 2 entire excuse arcs (health+japan) ending. She should be glowing, having not streamed for months, to get back into it. Instead she has the stream output of...when we thought she was having some sort of issue. 4 day breaks are not fucking normal

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>>46508424
well, she is an employee. You can blame her for acting like one

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>>46508387
You said the same thing months ago. Face it, Gura has become a worse person and we allowed it to happen.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm just sitting here watching Faufau. Feels good.

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>>46508464
Holohomework is a spook anon, it's not real. Disregard every other holomember talking about it.

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>>46508088
You're so right, king. She should graduate since there's already an endless amount of content. No one cares about new streams anyway

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>>46508485
Nah this is just her natural state of being.

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>>46508427
Then be glad for the time you spent with her and deal with whatever her new normal is.
>>46508468
We already know what she wanted to do when she came back. She was looking forward to playing RE4 for months but that got canceled. Give her time to get more things to talk about and to think of things to do.

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>>46508509
You have to pay attention to other members talking about it because Gura almost never does. Another flaw. I'd love to hear her bitch about it sometime but she's too scared of upsetting big bad Cover.

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>>46508461
>Don't try to call out my lies or hold me accountable to what I say

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>>46508493
im just watching anime while procrastinating the cleaning I need to do. Just checked and Fauna will probably enjoy faith

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>>46508464
>le projects
fuck right off, i'm so tired of how gullible some of you people are. let me guess, she's busy doing meetings and recordings..on a sunday!

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>>46508624
Why wouldn't she be? Do you think Cover or most of the people they work with adhere to a traditional workweek?

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>>46508578
>entire fucking streamer folds like paper cause no RE4
>despite the hundreds of games available
>several of which she said she wanted to play
>many which she even wrote down on paper, on stream
i can't tell if you're actually defending Gura or false flagging as a retard to make her defenders look bad

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>>46508424
>>46508464
You do realize that stuff is done outside of streaming, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46508624
every holo is busy with meetings and recordings constantly
>>46508580
gura has talked about it quite a few times, she just doesn't like to repeat herself

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>>46508698
Again, we go back to the point of Gura being neurotic and emotional. She didn't get to play RE4 so she is pouting. That is who she is.

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>>46508620
That reminds me that I still have clothes in the dryer, thank you.

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>>46508740
>gura has talked about it quite a few times, she just doesn't like to repeat herself
That's another flaw. Gura should repeat herself more. It's like she pretends she has no new fans.

[Anonymous No.]

is Gawr a gar?

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>>46508703
>You do realize that stuff is done outside of streaming, right?
You do realize she's entirely stopped streaming, right? She isn't THAT busy. It's been years of this excuse and nothing in particular manifesting for Gura that isn't manifesting for other girls. This "work" she does never actually pays off. I'm fucking sick of it, and I'm sick of yesbuds bringing it up when Gura herself doesn't even use it as an excuse

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>>46508771
UOH

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>>46508464
>>46508580
If Gura needs good internet and a good PC to do her Holowork then should that be even more of an incentive to do something about those things? Instead she does nothing about it and uses it as an excuse to not do things like stream.

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>>46508740
When has Gura ever mentioned that they have to write fucking essays to get approval for shit? I don't remember her ever talking about that, but maybe she did in some stream a year or two ago.

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>>46508771
Judging by the egg in that outfit reveal stream, Gura is most likely a Leopard Catshark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46508771
Cute

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>>46508745
If it's such a big deal she is allowed to stream RE4

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>>46508763
No, it isn't, repeating yourself is fucking lame and Gura knows that. That's a big part of the reason posting the same opinions over and over is so retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46508901
Repeating yourself is a basic part of any good streamer's toolkit. She's always wondering what to talk about when the answer is right there: Repeat herself.

[Anonymous No.]

You're all getting mad over a female not providing free content and she isn't even naked. That is all.

[Anonymous No.]

All the talk of Gura's issues just makes me need her more.

[Anonymous No.]

Almost 90 IP guys keep refreshing your IP

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>>46508860
>When has Gura ever mentioned that they have to write fucking essays to get approval for shit
she hasn't
i meant the more general generic descriptions
the other holos i watch (mainly okayu and aqua) don't go into detail about it either other than
"i'm at the studio today" or "i've got some meetings and recordings to do"

[Anonymous No.]

I can fix her

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>>46499774
Can you really blame the indie shitters tho? Gura is literally a diamond, all you have to do to.make money is use her name. Doesn't effect us in any way except by SHITTING UP MY FUCKING FEED.

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>>46508952
And Gura correctly finds that to be retarded even though almost every other streamer does it a lot. Congrats, you're beginning to understand why frequently streaming is difficult for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>I HATE YUKO
>GURA TAKES A JAB AT YUKO
WE ARE

[Anonymous No.]

>>46508996
We can't fix her and that makes it hurt worse.

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>>46509054
It's difficult because she's handicapping herself, yes. And then she makes fun of her fans when they don't know random fact #234 she talked about years ago in a member stream.

[Anonymous No.]

You people are stuck making so many excuses for Gura you don't realize the reason you have to is because she's fucking done. It's not health, not PC, not lack of topics, not ISPs. She just stopped caring about streaming.

After a big break is every content creator's chance to reinvent themselves, show up renewed and powered up. How did Gura show up? Not knowing what the fuck she wants to do, playing 3 cookie cutter minecra streams t then immediately stopped streaming for more days than she was streaming.

She's wilting away more and more and unlike others I don't think anyone here or in her fanbase can stop her. The only times her fanbase has ever turned against her is when she ghosted completely, its happened multiple times, she's acknowledged it multiple times, yet she's right back to it. She cannot be fixed, she has content creator cancer.

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>>46509124
nice spacing fag

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>>46509103
God I want to be there.

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>>46508588
It must be miserable living in your fantasy world. Please seek professional help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46509146
Thanks, I hate not putting proper spacing, don't care how much you seethe about reddit. It's called markup.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>46509124
>not a new ip

[Anonymous No.]

>>46509124
Holy fuck that formatting. I hate how theres unironic gays in here now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46509199
markup my balls redditboy i aint readin it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46509124
We are not reading that

[Anonymous No.]

>>46509110
But she's right to make fun of them. It's not that they need to know everything right away, it's that they need to lurk more before talking. Just like anything else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46509318
Lurking does not tell you what happened in the past. Only what happens now. The "solution" if you can call it that is vod reps that become more unreasonable to ask of new fans by the stream.

[Anonymous No.]

I kinda feel like a retard for being defensive about her months ago. "Oh my god she was having health issues". Turns out she just has clocked off syndrome.

[Anonymous No.]

Have you almost got it out of your system, dorks?

[Anonymous No.]

we love our menherabuds

[Anonymous No.]

>>46509396
"New fans" are exclusively VOD fans now, she doesn't fucking stream. Watching the narrow 20 hours a month she does stream live can't be what defines a fan.

[Anonymous No.]

would you smell gura's fart

[Anonymous No.]

>>46509517
They aren't chumbuds

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>>46509396
It's a combination of watching vods which yes is absolutely a requirement if you're going to pretend to know anything about someone who started streaming years ago, and also just paying attention to people who HAVE been there longer than you and can give you correct information about what's happened. Those two things are a bare minimum before talking about shit.

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>>46509124
>She just stopped caring about streaming.
Stopped reading right there. If you followed Gura back during during her pl, she was the same fucking way. Her first year in Myth was literally an irregularity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46509491
I'm good now. The schizo is pretty toothless all things considered.

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>>46509590
And what am I supposed to make of that?
"Yes it's my fault for getting used to her improved and motivated state, she was shit all along".
Woo

[Anonymous No.]

>>46509517
jews

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>>46509658
anyone who has known gura for a long long time knows how bad she can get, activity and emotions wise
this is nothing