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>> No.15746310
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I love Gura!

>> No.15746316
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I hope learning what her voice sounds like on the cunny mic doesn't put her off using it

>> No.15746344
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i love this shark so much it gives me chest pain

>> No.15746364
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Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.15746408
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>> No.15746455
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Here's Gura teasing us after noticing the stream died.

I'm still not sure if she realized the warning message that displayed and sent most of chat into an absolute panic.

>> No.15746465
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>>15746316
I pray for more karaoke with it. It's not just her voice, I love the energy it gives brings out in her.

>> No.15746489

>>15746455
without a doubt she thought it was just lag

>> No.15746525

>>15746489
OBS probably just went red making her think it was her Internet/YouTube lag.

>> No.15746530
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>>15746465
>gives brings out
Fuck, I'm retarded.

>> No.15746535

>>15746489
Imagine her laughter when she realized what really happened.

>> No.15746561
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>>15746489
Yeah, that makes sense. How calm she was when it came back and the teasing I totally thought she pulled a funny on us. I hope she knows what actually happened now.

>> No.15746569

Kinda surprised she hasn't crashed Mori's stream for some chill chat

>> No.15746625
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I am deeply in love with Gura and everything about her!

>> No.15746638

>>15746455
She's such a fucking brat. I love her

>> No.15746646

>>15746465
she's had the leg trackers since September and only now set them up.. this shark and technology

>> No.15746685 [SPOILER] 
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>>15746625
Even her butt?

>> No.15746705

I have just been informed that Gura streamed today. What the FUCK? She didn't think to even tweet it out? Gura, I love you, but sometimes your retardation is too much for me to handle.

>> No.15746706

>>15746561
i felt unironic relief when i heard her voice again after the stream came back

looking back, the thing im most surprised at is a youtube copyright strike like that getting resolved in less than 5 business days. omega must have connections

>> No.15746716
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>>15746489
I'd like to see her reaction when she looked at the VOD and saw susan shut it down for copyright infringement

>> No.15746727

>>15746569
Two guerilla collabs in one day.

>> No.15746734
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I'm in love with Gura!

>> No.15746736

>>15746569
I was hoping for that too, now Sana is there with her big voice.

>> No.15746744

>>15746716
She might not even realize unless she watches clips because it didn't pop up in the vod

>> No.15746750
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>>15746685
especially her butt

>> No.15746771

>>15746646
actually october, they didn't arrived on time in september

>> No.15746775

>>15746744
it was still in the VOD for the first hour or so.

>> No.15746778

>>15746706
The fact it was resolved so quickly makes me think was just youtube bugging out

>> No.15746792
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>> No.15746797

>>15746716
She wouldn't realize it because the vod was untouched. Maybe she still doesn't know and will find out from superchats.

>> No.15746831

>>15746705
she barely spoke anyway, you didn't miss much if you're not interested in migo's new year stream to begin with

>> No.15746832

>>15746705
you bitched about this all of last thread, can't you just kys already?

>> No.15746839

>>15746744
>unless she watches clips
she probably does, even then im sure she learned once she read the comments

>> No.15746857

>>15746839
She does watch them, I just meant unless she watches them from that stream specifically

>> No.15746870

>>15746705
dont worry she'll tweet it tomorrow

>> No.15746891

>>15746797
there are a few comments about it

>> No.15746926

>>15746705
>I have just been informed that Gura streamed today.
whoever informed you was lying

>> No.15746974

>>15746832
I haven't been on 4channel all day you fucking spastic.
>>15746870
Where can I even find the stream, Chumbro? Is it the one that's still live?

>> No.15747000

>>15746974
yes, it's miko's stream that's still live.

>> No.15747006

>>15746685
I love her butt

>> No.15747013
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>>15746926
Are you saying I've been bamboozled?

>> No.15747069
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>>15747006
she knows we love it

>> No.15747092
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I miss the Shark guys

>> No.15747139
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Can someone please tell me which stream it was that she said she smells fanmail?
Not the time during the expo panel, I remember it was during a SC reading fairly recently

>> No.15747148
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i dont wanna be wednesday schizo but that's my prediction.
The last couple times around she surprised us with a timely schedule. it's been awhile since she took the usual break and miko made her work today even if it was just a cameo.

>> No.15747162
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Oh, and here's a streamable including the "round is a shape" moment and all the moments that got censored in the original stream: https://streamable.com/juxwc6

Maybe I'm the last person to realize this, but Streamable is probably one of the easiest ways to make clips and soundposts btw.

>> No.15747217

>>15747148
chance of her streaming is:
tomorrow: 5%
tuesday: 60%
wednesday 35%

>> No.15747257

>>15747148
nah I'm thinking tuesday at the latest

>> No.15747264
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>>15747162
>that sass

>> No.15747274

Well, it's looking like she'll be busy for a while before getting back to her old games she left hanging. Likely will be in whatever collab games are on Ame's birthday and the Mario Kart Tournament happening on the same day. After that, hopefully we'll have a normal schedule of games.

>> No.15747296

>>15747069
>the heavy breathing before the "chat are you back"
my dick can only take so fucking much

>> No.15747310
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>>15747162
AAAH god I love her and miss her

>> No.15747311
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dino belly dino belly

>> No.15747352
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>>15747311
must rub

>> No.15747383
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>>15747311
round belly round belly

>> No.15747444

>>15747013
only if you make up some arbitrary rules on what is or isn't a stream. Gura was live today, that's all that matters

>> No.15747519
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>> No.15747521

>>15747162
>Streamable is probably one of the easiest ways to make clips and soundposts btw.
I use their clipping tool to get what I want to make a soundpost then just sperate the audio with ffmpeg.

>> No.15747546

>>15747444
Actually, she wasn't just live, she was also cute

>> No.15747630
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>>15747519
What's with that tummy?

>> No.15747639

>>15747521
Yeah, just getting the section you want without downloading the whole video is the most annoying part. There are literally dozens of YT clipping sites, but streamable is the only one that actually works.

>> No.15747750

>>15747630
the editing on her face makes her look like a monster

>> No.15747773

>>15747519
>>15747630
Something weird is going on there, bad angle or photoshop mishap. Nice otherwise. I wonder if Gura has a cute small butt like that.

>> No.15747775
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>>15747519
>flat chested
sauce please

>> No.15747811

>>15747775
https://twitter.com/mojoecos

>> No.15747823
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>>15747750
Looks like she got punched in the mouth

>> No.15747860

>>15747519
Lmao that badly photoshopped tummy.

>> No.15747920
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>> No.15747923

can someone post the giant list of twitter search terms to catch all the gura fanart

>> No.15747954

>>15747630
her ribs are sticking out a bit

>> No.15748015

>>15747519
https://twitter.com/mojoecos/status/1476858380190846977
https://twitter.com/mojoecos/status/1406577325588639752
She has a good body

>> No.15748040
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>> No.15748078

>>15748040
now THIS I can get into

>> No.15748122
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>>15746277
What do you think her necrotic pussy would smell like after she dies?

>> No.15748144

>>15748122
You ever smell rotted fish?

>> No.15748147
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>>15748078
https://twitter.com/deer_piggy

>> No.15748200

>>15747519
>>15747630
Im probably in the minority but I don't really like Gura cosplays. A lot of the time they don't really remind me of her and I'm really in love with Gura's personality over anything else
>>15747823
This is extremely cute though

>> No.15748214

>>15748200
Gura likes them and I like imagining her liking them while looking at them.

>> No.15748247
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>>15748015
Damn, she was built for flat character cosplay. And since we're sharing, here's one I imagine Gura would like. lol

>> No.15748274
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>>15748200
what about this one?

>> No.15748292

>>15748214
Gura can like them, I just like Gura not someone pretending to be her.

>> No.15748411

Do female chumbuds exist?

>> No.15748429

>>15748411
Not according to Gura

>> No.15748434

>>15748411
I can smell a timeloop coming..

>> No.15748459

>>15748411
Mittsu is not only a fembud, she's a chumbud prime. She is crazy about Gura.

>> No.15748470

>>15748274
I probably just explained it poorly. That cosplay is pretty good and she's cute, I just don't care about Gura cosplays in general because they aren't actually Gura.

>> No.15748486

>>15748411
fauna

>> No.15748490
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>>15748274
Cute, who is that?

>> No.15748508

>>15748411
Unfortunately no, but maybe someday

>> No.15748513

>>15747630
Gura’s a goblin but not like this…

>> No.15748542

>>15748470
Yeah, I get what you mean. I prefer fanart over cosplay for that reason, but I definitely appreciate the good ones.

>> No.15748563

>>15748490
jesus, someone give this poor girl some melanin before she gets skin cancer from the sun

>> No.15748581

>>15748411
Fauna and her mom

>> No.15748591

>>15748563
Asian girls look better pale than tanned

>> No.15748660

>>15748411
shion
fauna
ame
okayu

>> No.15748678

>>15748660
Ame is a HERfag

>> No.15748684

>>15748411
yea me

>> No.15748709

>>15746277
her fingers and the choice of glasses is fucking cute holy shit

>> No.15748736

>>15748591
Being that pale is not natural but she probably photoshopped it

>> No.15748772

Gura is not a good singer but she tries her best and has fun so it is still fun to watch her :)

>> No.15748787
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What an interesting attempt at baiting

>> No.15748821
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>> No.15748835
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>>15748787
pouty Gura cute

>> No.15748839

>>15748821
thanks goombles

>> No.15748914
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I really hope Gura does more random member's only Uke practices like she did last week, those are so calming and sweet

>> No.15749116

All these cosplays hiding the puss. Show me cunnytoe

>> No.15749122

>>15747823
Lol this is what i picture whenever gura tells a story like “oh at the supermarket today” or “i went and got a burger”

>> No.15749149
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>>15746455
>>15747069
This female shark child must be stopped.

>> No.15749164

>>15749116
I don't want to pay for their onlyfans

>> No.15749236
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>>15749116
will this suffice?

>> No.15749299
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UOOOHHHH

>> No.15749414

>>15749299
TuT

>> No.15749479
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>Gura is drinking juice.
>She spills the juice on her lap.
>It makes it look like she wet herself.
Do you make fun of her?

>> No.15749509

>>15749479
Yeah, while I'm licking her clean

>> No.15749516

>>15749479
Of course not. I would instead offer my mouth for her to wring her clothes out into.

>> No.15749559
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>> No.15749580

>>15749299
belly dance shark

>> No.15749592

>>15749299
T o T

>> No.15749664

>>15749299
Source?

>> No.15749724

Calli talking about Gura's feet

>> No.15749762

>>15749724
Clown car feet sound painful

>> No.15749902

>>15749479
tease her about it at first, then help her get changed

>> No.15749915

>>15749664
https://twitter.com/imnoteds/status/1477877483328442368?t=OoLtEujtt8Mi_FwdMHSKRg&s=19

>> No.15749957
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>>15746778
this
>>15747296
it's possible it's just because she's contorting her abdomen from side to side causing air to get pushed in and out along with her movement. I can imitate it by twisting my hips to one side and my chest and arms to the other. do it alternatingly and you get the same effect

>> No.15750076

>>15747092
better quality from danbooru
https://cdn.donmai.us/original/1e/8b/__gawr_gura_hololive_and_1_more_drawn_by_nami_nyaa__1e8b55ae79e32addc56bdb85566ad9ce.png

>> No.15750132

How cute was Gura in the collab?

>> No.15750145

>>15747092
hang in there bud

>> No.15750183

>>15750132
there was not much of her but boy when she was there it was cute.

>> No.15750222

>>15747139
she mentioned it again?

>> No.15750236 [SPOILER] 
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Gurass

>> No.15750289

>>15750132
Very cute from what little she was speaking. Your mileage may vary on the collab, some liked it and others didn't. I thought it was funny.

>> No.15750315

>>15750132
https://streamable.com/sd4jy3

>> No.15750411

>>15750222
yeah, somebody brought up fanmail during a SC reading not long ago, can't remember where though

>> No.15750455

>>15750132
Very cute as usual, I'm just happy we got her talking with Korone and Miko, if only a little

>> No.15750465

>>15750411
Could swear that was during the gift wrapping stream(s)

>> No.15750478

>>15750411
Was it during the wrapping stream or maybe the shrimp shrine? it's when she mentioned getting a pinboard to put her mail on

>> No.15750526

>>15750411
gift wrapping stream

>> No.15750532

What do you think Gura's favorite smells are?

>> No.15750542

>>15750532
mine

>> No.15750554

>>15750532
me

>> No.15750572

>>15750411
Not this one senpai? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeNcc6RNFUY&t=2h43m35s

>> No.15750630
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>>15750572
God, she's so weird. I love her.

>> No.15750665

>>15750572
I swear I said "senpai?" Hwo the fuck fif it turn into senpai? is this a 4ch thing?

>> No.15750686

>>15750465
>>15750526
>>15750478
No it wasn't the gift wrapping stream, that's where she talked about wanting to pin them up, not that she smells them.
>>15750572
YES thank you, damn it finally

>> No.15750698

How was gura?

>> No.15750706

>>15750665
lol, yeah, some filter.

>> No.15750710

has she only mentioned smelling mail twice? Could have sworn she did it in a member stream too.

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>>15750665
ah yeah. it is lol
>>15750686
come play to guracord senpai

>> No.15750723

>>15750686
oops thought you meant fanmail in general

>> No.15750796

>>15746705
I'm starting to think schizos are right and she just hates chumbies.

I hate us too, to be fair

>> No.15750860

>>15750796
It's the only explanation. She was on twitter so it's not like she didn't have the opportunity. She chose not to.

>> No.15750875

>>15748411
You really want to know?
With just panties on, I hug my IKEA shark every night thinking it's Gura...

>> No.15750905

>>15750875
Those are banned.

>> No.15750912

>>15750796
she loves us so much she didn't want to make us go through that stream

>> No.15750932

>>15750875
>panties
Fake chumbud

>> No.15751114

>>15750796
>schizos
I mean she tends to make it pretty obvious with her actions over words but I dont blame her for a second too. The faster she filters viewers the better..... well for me.

>> No.15751156
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15751156

oh nyo

>> No.15751173

>>15750796
>>15750860
>>15750912
>>15751114
*pisses up your ass*

>> No.15751211

>>15748821

>> No.15751216

>>15750875
>>15748684
Are there any fembuds posting here other than L*ly? I bet these are both her

>> No.15751219

>>15750532
the subtle smell of green irish tweed i rubbed onto the letter i sent her

>> No.15751236

>>15751216
rent free

>> No.15751250

>>15751236
yeah I was right

>> No.15751271

>>15751216
Lily Hooper is pretty based though.

>> No.15751280

She will never be your girlfriend. I’m sorry. It won’t happen. I’m not saying this to hurt you. I want you to find happiness. Don’t go down a road filled with false promises. Go out and find your own weeb girl who is perfect for you, not a glowing mirage on your monitor. Just unsubscribe, unfollow, and walk away

>> No.15751296

>>15750932
it's cold
https://litter.catbox.moe/yzftns.jpg

>> No.15751303

>>15751280
wow, you've changed my life! thanks mysterious faggot

>> No.15751308

goomba join Mori

>> No.15751329

>>15750912
unironically, In my own case that might be true. Here I am, salty about missing it because I had already heard about it, even when I wasn't aware that Gura will be participating. Just because I have to wait for hours til the stream ends to watch the VOD and I have nothing to do atm.
I'm not mad at gura for not announcing it though, that's just asking for the near impossible no matter the so called "streamer's etiquette" "streamer's code" the schizos here keep yapping about.
Anyway, was it actually bad?

>> No.15751351

>>15751296
T... TuT?

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>>15751296

>> No.15751370

>>15751296
>https://litter.catbox.moe/yzftns.jpg
looks like the shark has no panties. lore accurate. ban pants

>> No.15751374

>>15751280
I will be the last chumbud, you can't stop me

>> No.15751378
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>>15751280
*unsubscribed from your 2view blog*

>> No.15751379
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>> No.15751384

>>15751329
DVR is on btw for that stream, roughly -6:40:00 as of now.

>> No.15751396

>>15751296
quick.
what are those grey pants you're wearing called?
<spoilers> if u don't know ur not a girl</spoilers>

>> No.15751398

>>15751296
I don't believe you're real

>> No.15751415

FUCK YOU LILY HOOPER

>> No.15751439

>>15751396
>those spoilers
retardbud..

>> No.15751443

>>15751384
WAIT WHATkongo

>> No.15751448

>>15751415
That's not Lily.

>> No.15751464

>>15751448
No, but just like in general

>> No.15751471

>>15751379
>card blocking hand
lol

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>>15751443

>> No.15751478

>>15751216
I mean I wear a t-shirt when I hug my shark at night and although i have 2 ikea sharks they are not big enough I sleep with one the exact same height as Gura.

>> No.15751483

>>15751439
I forgot how to use it <spoiler>it happened last time as well</spoiler>

>> No.15751494

>>15751296
uh, please be in connecticut

>> No.15751501

>>15751280
yes she will

>> No.15751504

>>15751471
Hands are hard to draw please undahstand.
>>15751483
Ctrl+S

>> No.15751511

>>15751483
oh nyo..

>> No.15751516

I want discord to leave.

>> No.15751529

>>15751415
Been seeing a lot of threats from you guys but not a lot of follow through.

>> No.15751541
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Now that I think about it, it's only fair that Gura hasn't had full tracking in any of the 3D collab streams. It just wouldn't be fair for the other members. She's far too erotic.

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>>15751464
it's also not a chumbud, probably just some random instagram thot.
If there's no timestamp on a piece of paper it's fake.

>> No.15751553

>>15751529
They're just being tsundere don't mind them.

>> No.15751561

Do you think Gura ACTUALLY didn't know what simp meant?

>> No.15751562
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15751562

h-hey guys what's going on in this thread

>> No.15751570
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>>15751296
I don't belieb it, but either way, nice.

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>>15751473
Was it any good? Nothing against Korone and Miko but I don't usually watch jap streams because. Surprise, I don't know jap.

And with that many girls, there is very little focus on any one of them. and the stream also included kiara

>> No.15751600

>>15751561
Do you think Gura ACTUALLY didn't know what a car was?

>> No.15751626

>>15751296
i don't care if you're a dude i need you

>> No.15751628

>>15751561
She was just flexing her meme magic skills to establish her dominance early on.

>> No.15751630

>>15751562
Mucho bored chumbies having a good time messing with each other.
>>15751584
Gura probably only spoke for maybe 90 seconds total, she was very cute though.

>> No.15751634

>>15751504
>>15751511
I've always just typed the whole brackets lol thank you.
oh, it's the square brackets lol I forgot

>> No.15751639

>>15751584
eh.... it was ok. I HATE AME!!! meme aside Ame kinda dropped the ball on the entire thing a couple times.

>> No.15751641

>>15751296
pic with timestamp otherwise fake

>> No.15751657

>>15751554
I don't care if it's fake, I've fapped to less.

>> No.15751686

>>15751561
probably not, she doesn't know what a lot of random things mean

>> No.15751688

>>15751639
That was funny though

>> No.15751697

>>15751562
I have no idea and I'm going to ignore it.

>> No.15751705

>>15751630
Huh, so that clip on twitter that let me know I missed Gura was all I needed to watch?

>> No.15751704

>>15751529
i hope your ports are closed

>> No.15751709

>>15751561
she btfo any chance of redditors spamming it with the shrimp meme, it was based as fuck

>> No.15751724
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>> No.15751744

>>15751561
Im not sure if you're referring to the one HER stream where she was asking that to chat or something from Gura

>> No.15751774

>>15751396
HEY, he didn't reply quick! that's a dude buds!

>> No.15751836

>>15751724
Night buddy.

>> No.15751840
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15751840

Does anyone have a timestamp for when Gura talked about being afraid of being anesthetized? It was either New Year's or the Shrimp Shrine stream, but those are both long ones to comb through.

>> No.15751842

>>15751724
G'night chumbie.

>> No.15751890

>>15751724
sleep tight chumbie

>> No.15751903

>>15751840
it was the shrimp shrine stream and chat traffic starts at 04:38:22, so probably just before that

>> No.15751919

>>15751840
im pretty sure it was the shrimp shrine stream, though dont remember exactly when. I think it was when the guy who broke his ribs sent a SC or something

>> No.15751921

>>15751724
Oyasame

>> No.15751929

>>15751840
GURA NOOOO DONT GET THE VACCINE YOUR HEART GURA

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>>15751724

>> No.15751984

are there any fembuds here who ARENT lesbians?

>> No.15751994

>>15751984
fanbase reflects the oshi

>> No.15752011

>>15751994
fair enough

>> No.15752020

>>15751984
If there were at one point they arent anymore.

>> No.15752035

>>15751984
Women apart from fauna don't watch gura, they feel intimidated

>> No.15752074

>>15751308
made me check

>> No.15752093

>>15752035
fauna's probably bi. I don't think female vegans exist that don't wanna eat pussy

>> No.15752134

>>15752093
I mean im technically bi in terms of sexual attraction but emotional attraction is way better to me and no male could ever reach the level of love i hold for Gura.

>> No.15752175

>>15752134
But Gura IS male...

>> No.15752179

>>15752134
i bet i could

>> No.15752184

>>15752134
Gura has 2 futa shark cocks though.

>> No.15752188

>>15752134
pretty based

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>>15751903
>>15751919
Thanks
https://youtu.be/UbWBCjw5zJA?t=16666

>> No.15752235

>>15752184
yea... thats the best part. I can get 2 dicks at once and not actually have to deal with males

>> No.15752296

>>15752235
so what about men do you not like if it isn't the manliest thing anyone can have

>> No.15752335

>>15752134
>im technically bi in terms of sexual attraction
so is every other lesbian

>> No.15752373

https://files.catbox.moe/z94u18.mp4

>> No.15752375

>>15752296
Penis feels good and trigger my monkey brain but men arent soft and cute like girls are. Even traps dont feel like women anyone who says they do is full of cope.
>>15752335
id say most but not every.

>> No.15752430

>>15752373
Hey people are just excited/angry that there are actually fembuds.

>> No.15752457
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I really really really love Gura and I hope she streams tomorrow

>> No.15752473
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15752473

I am now excruciatingly aware of how lonely I am

>> No.15752497

>>15752375
as a homo, do you think gura is also a homo?
please enlighten us

>> No.15752578

>>15752473
So how I feel every time I wake up and have felt for the past 12 years of my life. It won't ever stop. 32 and I will probably die alone. At least I'm not a virgin.

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I don't think I'll ever get over that Gura knows we like her butt

>> No.15752615
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>there are fembuds
>none of them like men
god is a comedian

>> No.15752616

>>15752497
not her, but it's pretty obvious she's at least attracted to girls given all the signs. Even her mannerisms and interests have big lesbian vibes

>> No.15752621

>>15752497
I feel like that is very very obvious.
Gura wants us to know or at least think she is one so I'd say its a pretty safe bet to make.

>> No.15752648

>>15752578
Ha, good for you, I guess...

>> No.15752665

>>15752588
It'd be weirder if we didn't since butt is universally liked.

>> No.15752671

>>15752430
there's literally one that posts here and it's been known for months.

>> No.15752712

>>15750315
Why does she insist on speaking in such ugly tones when interacting with JPs? She sounds like a mid-30s chain smoker there.

>> No.15752724

>>15752671
You know how long these things take to sink it sometimes. Gura gave the fembuds attention so people feel left out.

>> No.15752730

>>15752671
What are you talking about, I never saw proof of an actual woman here, only traps. And traps are men and therefore gay.

>> No.15752732

>>15752578
being emotionally dead other than when watching Gura sucks but at least I don't have to feel this

>> No.15752778

>>15752615
fauna's mom is a chumbud and she liked men enough to create fauna.
have hope, anon.

>> No.15752789

>>15752615
the normalfag ones are probably straight.
Anybody posting on the Gura split on a mongolian basket weaving forum dedicated to her is obviously in love with her, thus lesbians and bi are here.

>> No.15752793

>>15752712
she is not interacting with a JP in that clip

>> No.15752805

>>15752732
It really only got bad after my bipolar abusive ex girlfriend had a mental break tried to kill herself and then blamed me, left me, and had me never contact her again.

>> No.15752819

I love Gura, you can't make me not love her.

>> No.15752852

>>15752712
shes talking to kiara retard and she sounds like she always does

>> No.15752868

>>15752789
>Gura split on a mongolian basket weaving forum dedicated to her is obviously in love with her
i want everyone here to know i love her more than any of (you)

>> No.15752875

someone turn Gura's mom's oh nyo into a soundpost please

>> No.15752900

Nice job chumbies, I think we scared off the shizos for now with our little diversion.

>> No.15752902

>>15752730
I mean just because people scream tranny every time they think a girl is here doesnt make them right. Id say its way less likely for actual trans people to be fans over real women honestly.

>> No.15752907

>>15752852
>she sounds like she always does
No she doesn't she's doing the hurp durp retard voice. Sounds like a fucking 40 year old cafeteria lady.

>> No.15752913

>>15752868
nta but you probably love her more than me yeah, but Gura isn't my oshi I just love watching her.

>> No.15752951

>>15752805
damn.. well at least you feel happy when watching gura

>> No.15752993

>>15752902
I know an irl tran that loves gura. They're a lolicon to a very unhealthy level but yeah those people exist. But I refuse to believe anyone on 4ch is a woman, just for equality sake. The only reason people would want to declare that they are a woman is for attention.

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>>15752868
I highly doubt it, honestly I don't think anybody loves her more than I do

>> No.15753032

>>15752902
well the anime / weeb fandom that vtubing is a part of naturally attracts trannies, so there's an increased likelihood

>> No.15753042

>>15752993
lgbt people generally want a lot of attention, yeah, and they're often mean about it.

>> No.15753077

>>15752993
The only reason people declare anything is for attention retard.
People saying I LOVE GURA is them trying to get attention.

>> No.15753081

>>15748411
Not /here/ that's for sure.

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Chumbuds, you infinitely disappoint me with all this fembuds talk.

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>>15753077
This is true. I LOVE GURA!

>> No.15753149

>>15751280
I already have a girlfriend but I'll dump her for Gura.

>> No.15753164

>>15753125
>Gura likes knowing fembuds exist
>I like knowing fembuds exist
WE ARE

>> No.15753171
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cute little shark thing
im not even sure what it is

>> No.15753176
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>>15753125
can you blame us

>> No.15753194

>>15753125
I seriously think Gura would get more close and lovey with her chat if more fembuds made themselves known

>> No.15753195

>>15753171
that's gup. she's setting up

>> No.15753204

>>15751296
I feel like I've seen this picture before on discord when i was part of a lolicon discord. Ain't that an artist going by the name pan?

>> No.15753228

>>15753171
that's gwomp gooper

>> No.15753274

>>15751156
What the fuck is that

>> No.15753275

>>15753204
pan piano?

>> No.15753284

>>15751296
No timestamp no isreal.

>> No.15753327

>>15753275
Nah, it's a flip artist.

>> No.15753328

>>15753032
Oddly enough, Gura and Ame both got an extremely high proportion of male viewers even compared to other Holos.

>> No.15753333

>>15753125
Same. Only woman you should be thinking of is Gura.

>> No.15753341

>>15753274
Crayfish, a kind of shrimp. Commonly used in cooking down in the south for foods like gumbo

>> No.15753344

>>15753194
I'd rather she be more distant than stop treating chat like it's vast majority male

>> No.15753359

>>15752875
Oh yeah, I was planning to anyway

>> No.15753367

>>15753341
It's massive

>> No.15753370
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I feel like Gura and I would make the cutest couple

>> No.15753375

>>15753328
>Gura and Ame both got an extremely high proportion of male viewers even compared to other Holos
Source? Ame said her demos on stream before, but Gura never did so not sure where you're getting your info.

>> No.15753386

>>15753328
Well male viewers and male subs are pretty different. There really is no way to tell how many of her active viewers are male/female

>> No.15753399

>>15753367
That's how they get down the Mississippi and over in New Orleans

>> No.15753401

>>15753344
that's a pretty gay opinion

>> No.15753405

>>15753274
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macrobrachium_rosenbergii

>> No.15753409

>>15753228
You mean goop goop

>> No.15753415

>>15753386
youtube tells you

>> No.15753431

>>15753399
I will not go there

>> No.15753462

>>15753415
And Gura doesnt tell us whats your point? I doubt shes ever even looked at it.

>> No.15753485

>>15753431
https://youtu.be/nOOSHsq-KMo?t=336

>> No.15753492

>>15753462
it's really easy to find

>> No.15753529

>>15753431
Why not, I wanna try their gumbo real bad I've heard good things. As a leaf I don't get out much and want to try as much as I can from outside my country. I'd say some foods are the most culturally full things the US has to offer and so I want it.

>> No.15753528

>>15753462
>There really is no way to tell how many of her active viewers are male/female

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>>15753485

>> No.15753575

>>15753492
>>15753528
Ok than post her live demographics for streams then?

>> No.15753588

i wish she gura more nature documentary watchalongs
that first one was a lot of fun

>> No.15753601

>>15753575
only the channel owner can see it anon, but it's like two clicks from the "manage video" page.

>> No.15753613

>>15753485
thats not cute..

>> No.15753615

>>15753485
I hate that alot
>>15753529
Bugs too big

>> No.15753618

>>15753485
holy shit what is this guy's problem?

>> No.15753622

>>15753375
Various polls, clippers posting their demographics, headcounts at conventions, and how Holos talk about it. It's not really one source, just a ton of estimates giving an overall picture. I wonder if someone collated it all.

>> No.15753633

>>15753588
I think you had a mild stroke there, but I agree. More nature show watchalongs would be fun.

>> No.15753640

>>15753601
then where the fuck do you get the info on her demographics you retard?

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>>15753588
next time you have a thought like this, instead of posting it here, post it to the latest vod since she recently reconfirmed that she reads comments.

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>>15753615

>> No.15753662

>>15753640
you seem very confused about the nature of this discussion.

>> No.15753668

>>15753601
no shit nigger thats the point >WE dont know and cant find out. Its not really easy to find out and we dont know.
Jesus dude use that tiny shrimp brain of yours.

>> No.15753680

>>15753657
what

>> No.15753691

Good old /ggg/ arguing over semantics and misunderstandings

>> No.15753692

>>15753668
i was responding to a post doubting that she had looked at it. it is virtually certain that she has checked it numerous times, because it is so easy to find. the suggestion that she hasn't looked at it can be dismissed as ludicrous.

>> No.15753699

>>15753622
A lot of things that are not Gawr Gura's demographics.

>> No.15753701

>>15753668
He got poop for a brain, thats how shrimps work.

>> No.15753702

>>15753680
>alot
you new to the internet or something?

>> No.15753719

>>15753657
An Alot is that fuzzy creature, a lot is the phrase you were looking for

>> No.15753723

>>15753615
>bugs too big
Boy you gotta grow some thicker skin. Go camping, see the planet and enjoy some nature. Doing /out/ shit is fun and relaxing, dont be afraid of things.

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Shark!

>> No.15753739

>>15753723
No

>> No.15753750

>>15753733
k?

>> No.15753759

>>15753622
>Various polls, clippers posting their demographics
>clipper polls
Fucking really? Those are heavily biased towards younger audiences and are barely a fraction of Gura's viewers, since clippers encompass many different VTubers and most of Gura's viewers aren't going to be on that clippers channel.
>headcounts at conventions
Which is only americans that are willing to go to the convention.
>and how Holos talk about it
True given by how Gura mentioned it during the minecraft stream, but still only she knows the actual numbers.
Still pretty biased and shitty way to estimate it if those are the only sources

>> No.15753782

>>15753733
Cute shirt. What is this?

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>>15753733
wait is that heroin

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>> No.15753843

>>15753622
>headcounts at convention
no offense but I really wouldnt ever consider going to a nerd convention as a solo fembud.

>> No.15753855

>>15753843
meh, you'd be surprised

>> No.15753878

>>15753855
no im saying.... its likely a lot of fembuds would never consider going which effects the numbers quite a bit.

>> No.15753883

>>15753723
I absolutely hate bugs and I can't stand them. I still think it's really cute though how Gura was a bug girl that collected mantises and had pet butterflies. And how she made beetles fight each other

>> No.15753909

>>15753883
What if gura put a friendly little millepede in your hand

>> No.15753911

>>15753843
You go to conventions in groups you retard. Going to a convention alone is retarded and boring. Trust me, I've done it both ways and I can say the convention is so much better with friends. Plus after dark you can chill with them in hotel rooms and shit, and maybe to go a bar or something and have a drink together.

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>>15753782
Monster Fight! https://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ324547.html
>>15753820
She's gotta make a living somehow.

>> No.15753939

>>15753759
I mean, you can try to bend over backwards to explain how every piece of data is inaccurate, but the simplest explanation is just that it's true that other Holos get more female viewers than Gura and Ame. It's just an interesting tidbit, you can believe it or not.

>> No.15753943

>>15753911
Yeah, friends...

>> No.15753972

>>15753911
my only friends are goop goop and my cat

>> No.15753989

>>15753972
can i see your cat

>> No.15753995

>>15753909
>Anon! Anon! Close your eyes and put out your hands!
>Ok now open your eyes! Isn't it cuuute?
>Haha don't freak out you wierdo it's just a bug, considering we got more stuff to do!

>> No.15754020

>>15753989
no he's shy

>> No.15754031

>>15753995
>considering
Fucking phone this is what I get for posting while in bed.

>> No.15754096

>>15753995
where did i go wrong

>> No.15754118

Ame told her demographics some months ago and she had 93% male viewers. I kinda doubt Gura's is any different.

>> No.15754134

>>15753995
I am going to eat that bug in front of her.

>> No.15754174

>>15754118
7% is a fucking huge number and I bet Gura's is higher.

>> No.15754228

>>15754118
7% of Gura fans is still 259,000 fembuds

>> No.15754272

>>15754228
Or, hear me out, not all of that 7% are actually women try closer to 1%

>> No.15754286

>>15753939
the simplest explanation is you're retarded for taking any stats seriously unless they're from a good source

>> No.15754294

I bet gura is NOT in bed right now

>> No.15754328

>>15754294
sorry, I'll be done soon

>> No.15754333

>>15754228
Yeah, I'm not saying there are no female viewers, just that Gura and Ame have one of the smallest % of them (Hololive is around 80% male viewers overall and Gurame has 90%+ male viewers).

>> No.15754335

>>15754272
I have my profile set as male on youtube and im not one so.... that works both ways.

>> No.15754360

>>15754335
Google can tell you're lying.

>> No.15754395

i hacked guras account and it said there is actually only one male chumbud

and its me

>> No.15754399

>>15754360
Google cant fucking count live viewers anon.....

>> No.15754453

>>15754395
>i hacked guras account and it said there is actually only one male chumbud
>and its me


Since gura is super gay for cute girls, that means you're the only chum bud that has a ZERO percent chance to get with her.

SAD!

>> No.15754477

>>15754286
>malding over the obvious truth that mostly dudes are watching.
but why...?

>> No.15754483

>>15754294
Gura is in bed with me

>> No.15754501

>>15754477
I'm malding over you trying to pass off unreliable information as reliable. Fuck off with that shit.

>> No.15754540

>>15754501
The statistics hold up better than your conspiracy theories, I assure you.

>> No.15754589

>>15753909
Id freak out and throw it as fast as I can then probably get angry at her

>> No.15754620

>>15754118
Gura most certainly has as higher female viewership percentage than Ame.

>> No.15754651

>>15754477
No shit more guys are watching her percentage wise, but you don't know the number.

>> No.15754663

>>15754335
>I have my profile set as male on youtube and im not one
why?

>> No.15754710

>>15754663
Because thats what its set to as default when you make an account and I cant care less to change it. Or at least it used to be.

>> No.15754752

>>15754620
Mori does, but not Gura. It is a bit strange.

>> No.15754790

>>15754752
you dont know that....

>> No.15754806

>>15754752
again, stop assuming stats based off fucking clipper polls you dumb nigger

>> No.15754818

>>15754806
why should he

>> No.15754836

>>15754710
doesn't it default to "no gender" or something? I dont think it goes to male anymore

>> No.15754838

>>15754806
>all the data lines up perfectly, but it definitely got specifically Gura's viewership significantly wrong and no one else's.

>> No.15754863

>>15754838
>all the data lines up perfectly
lines up with what?

>> No.15754886

>>15754863
his dick

>> No.15754910
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>>15754863
this graph

>> No.15754924

>>15754863
Ame and other Holos literally telling us their demographics.

>> No.15754930

This has got to be one of the dumber shitpile arguments over nothing you fucks have generated recently

>> No.15754934

i miss amesame
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bkIm5ZZZis

>> No.15754943

>>15754924
>and other Holos
who?

>> No.15754968

>>15754943
Taiwan ring a bell?

>> No.15754975

it doesn't matter how many fembuds there are because they're all sad sacks like you who wishes they had a gura girlfriend and having a vagina doesnt change anything

>> No.15754986
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>> No.15755005

>>15754986
Me on the right

>> No.15755010

>>15754836
Just tested it and it forces you to choose now a days and lets you enter any custom gender you want.
My gender is retarded nigger now I expect you all to refer to me as such.

>> No.15755011

>>15754986
me on the left

>> No.15755030

>>15755005
>>15755011
HOT

>> No.15755031
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>>15754975
but it's hot when a girl masturbates

>> No.15755047

>>15754975
This is factually correct.
>>15755031
also correct.

>> No.15755056

>>15754975
Yeah, it doesn't matter, it's just interesting. I mean there's not even that much difference between Holos, who cares if it's 85% or 95% male.

>> No.15755058

>>15754986
me watching (not pictured)

>> No.15755066
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>>15755005
>>15755011
oh my

>> No.15755069
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>>15754934
they're just more secretive about it now

>> No.15755072

>>15754975
>they're all sad sacks like you who wishes they had a gura girlfriend
>wishing to have literally the perfect girl as a girlfriend makes you sad
yeah, thats me

>> No.15755094

>>15755010
based

>> No.15755115

>>15754986
>makes them kiss
>makes them fuck
gura keeps telling us to find love amongst ourselves, but many will refuse to listen

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>>15755115
We may have alliances of convenience, but they will always be temporary. All shrimps ultimate goal is to take their place next to the Queen.

>> No.15755192

>>15755115
Well, we don't exactly get along while Gura's gone...

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15755205

>>15755010
>>15755094

>> No.15755223

>>15755192
We do though? Chumbuds are pretty happy loving Gura.

>> No.15755230

>>15755205
based

>> No.15755286
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15755286

>>15751984
>are there any fembuds here who ARENT lesbians?
Can you blame them? Really, consider this: The likelihood of them having met a man that isn't worth hating is so low as to be pathetic. They're socially and culturally driven from men who would even consider the idea of -forever- as a serious concept. Those men go on to become what's labeled "incels" and are so riddled with hatred and insecurities as to be unviable. Meanwhile, women who actually try to be with men find little more than animals that fuck anything that moves.

Human society and culture is so deeply broken as to be irreparable. Struggle against that damage with every fiber of your being and you're probably still going to fail. Woe betide our species. The damage can not be undone.

>> No.15755330

>>15755115
I'll never love anyone as much as I love Gura, unless they have the exact same personality, interests, and mannerisms, etc. as her

>> No.15755373

I miss Gura....

>> No.15755383

>>15755286
which is why you form a parasocial relationship with a perfect shark girl

>> No.15755397

>I kinda wish bloop didn't exist and he was a shrimp instead

Ina easily has the best fan mascot connection deal going on

>> No.15755403

>>15755286
Even more so trying to find a dude that likes anime and stuff that isnt a total fucking loser.

>> No.15755412

>>15755397
I like bloop more now that he's me and Gura's child

>> No.15755519

>>15755403
I have a six figure job and I'm pretty good looking as a guy, though I'm a shut-in and put zero effort into finding a woman

>> No.15755566

>>15755397
bloop was always my least favourite, he looks like such a fucking retard. It's fun bullying him now though and joking about gura never showing him

>> No.15755594

>>15755397
Bloop annoys me because whenever I see him I think of all the pantyshots and cunny that the blue bastard censored

>> No.15755642

>>15755403
Do you say that as a person looking for a lover or a person looking for an asset? The structure of western culture naturally herds weebs into a "loser" position. There are men who would dedicate their lives to love, and yet they have very little in the way of money or assets.

It takes a great deal of courage for a successful woman to look at a "loser" and realize that, under the loss, there is something more. However, if they do not find that courage they will be just as soul-crushingly alone as that loser. For some men the difference between victory and failure is love and nothing else.

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15755739

>>15755594
unforgiveable

>> No.15755800

>>15755403
Yeah, winners don't really have time for anime and stuff.

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>> No.15755882

>>15755800
what do "winners" have time for? What a retarded statement

>> No.15755945

>>15755882
A dreary life with a lot of worldly assets but no time nor will to do anything with them

>> No.15755950

Thoughts?
>>15754567
>>15755651

>> No.15755957

>>15755882
winning duh

>> No.15755962

>>15755882
Not being a loser requires a lot of time investment.

>> No.15755993

>>15755950
>ywn have small penis futa shark gf
why live

>> No.15756113

>>15755962
Not really, I'm a software engineer and most of the people I work with do nothing but play games, watch vtubers, and watch anime.

>> No.15756131
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15756131

The fact that 4chan goes ballistic over even the slightest implication of trannies, but loves futas will always confuse me

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>>15755950
..cute..

>> No.15756154

>>15756131
dont start this discussion

>> No.15756158

>>15756131
Futa
>Female with a penis
Trans
>Male trying to be female

>> No.15756163

>>15756113
Well yeah, most so-called "total losers" do have jobs and aren't really that bad.

>> No.15756207

>>15756163
so what's the definition of a "loser" then? When I think of a loser I picture either some crack addict on the streets covered in tattoos or a 36 year old NEET that does nothing but shit their pants all day in their mother's basement

>> No.15756310

>>15756207
idk, I guess ask the people saying all men in society are total losers. I assume they have very inflated standards.

>> No.15756340

>>15756310
get over yourself

>> No.15756407

>>15756340
What do you mean?

>> No.15756491

>>15756207
>>15756310
It's entirely arbitrary and judgmental. A fairy tale is enough to communicate the difference: Aladdin calls it a "diamond in the rough." It's a story about a man who has nothing and is downtrodden by society but in love with a woman at the height of success. He is manipulated by a villain, finds a wishgranter, and instead of wishing for wealth or power he wishes for the means to impress a woman of wealth and power. His intention is, in and of itself, love. Not possessions, not success, but affection for a lady.

There is not much romance left in this world. In fact, there's not much of an interest in the idea of romance anymore. True romance, mind you, the classical idea of romance. It languishes and dies under the weight of modern life.

>> No.15756559

I wanna say I love Gura once more before the thread dies

>> No.15756580

>>15756559
I also love Gura

>> No.15756654

>>15756559
i love her the most for eternity. any subsequent posts claiming or implying to be me are false.

>> No.15756683

>>15756654
aren't false*
Sorry, typo.

>> No.15756765
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15756765

GOOD MORNING SIRS!

>> No.15756771

>>15756765
Morning buddy.

>> No.15756830
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15756830

>>15756771
Just want to say you're looking cute today!

>> No.15756875
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15756875

>>15756765
Samemorning

>> No.15756914

>>15756491
Jasmine was given a line-up of princes and was essentially shopping for one to marry, and Aladdin wishes to be a prince so he can compete. She's presented as a virtuous character who was only won over by the magic carpet ride, though.
A different example is Holes, where the guy wishes for a big pig in order to present it to the girl's father so he can marry the girl, but in that story he becomes disillusioned because the girl literally only cares about how big the pig is.
I'd say modern life is still set up pretty similarly to this.

>> No.15757061

>>15756830
Thanks buddy.
>>15756914
The magic carpet only facilitated the act. It wasn't the magic carpet that made the ride special, but rather the places Aladdin chose to go. It wasn't the miraculous nature of the magic carpet ride that won Jasmine. It was Aladdin himself.

>> No.15757183

Here's Mama Shark saying domo, same desu
https://streamable.com/5wjmsj
I'll make a soundpost later

>> No.15757211

>>15757061
I'm just describing the scene that won her over.
You could argue that the magic carpet was necessary to get Jasmine to stop being stubborn and give Aladdin a chance, though.

>> No.15757250
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15757250

>>15757183
And here's otsusame and bye baby:
https://streamable.com/fpvgnb
Now I need to go to sleep because it's morning here now too. lol.

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>>15757183
Does gura's mom have a distinguishabke accent?

>> No.15757310

>>15757285
Sounds Russian/Siberian

>> No.15757324

>>15757285
Indonesian

>> No.15757356

>>15757285
Atlantean

>> No.15757366

>>15757211
>You could argue that the magic carpet was necessary to get Jasmine to stop being stubborn and give Aladdin a chance, though.
The essence of romance is that reason is a false prophet.

>> No.15757370

>>15757285
Tutsi

>> No.15757381

>>15757183
>>15757250
Her mom is so great. She teased her pretty hard without even trying.

>> No.15757480

>>15757366
And yet, it's presented quite logically where they simply enjoy doing things together.

>> No.15757522

>>15757480
>yet, it's presented quite logically where they simply enjoy doing things together.
That's all it takes, and all it should ever take.

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>> No.15757696

>>15757522
Since it's not a purely spiritual world, it does involve negotiating some physical/material obstacles, unfortunately.

>> No.15757739

>>15757540
Oh nice. Clean.

>> No.15757751

>>15757696
>Since it's not a purely spiritual world, it does involve negotiating some physical/material obstacles, unfortunately.
Tell me about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EFA5p4WwXQ

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