/rrat/ - Hakos Baelz

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Rrrats slain edition

>Main links
Recent Streams:
Minecraft Part 1
https://youtu.be/ozSK5q4Fys0
Minecraft Part 2 Electric Boogaloo (live now)
https://youtu.be/Nr5nhXf_wOE

Next Stream: Uno (No link yet)

Baelz's Twitter: https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz
Current schedule: https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1442333713015050245

>Where can I find arts?
Twitter:
https://twitter.com/hashtag/illustrayBAE?src=hashtag_click
https://twitter.com/hashtag/ベーアート?src=hashtag_click
Danbooru: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=hakos_baelz
Pixiv: https://www.pixiv.net/en/tags/ハコス・ベールズ/artworks
Azure-gallery: https://azure-gallery.net/illusts?query=vtuber%3Aハコス・ベールズ

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My favorite Chinese VTuber. After Hecatia.

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>>10578662
Tytyt.
I was about to make it if no one else did.
>rrrats slain
Was about to write the same thing for the thread.

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I knew you could do it Bae!

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>>10578723
*Hong Kong/Asian-Australian. She spoke Canto, not Mandarin.

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>>10578780
Ok, my favorite Chinese-speaking VTuber, after Hecatia.

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Hong Kong refugee?
Commie rat?
No wonder Coco graduate.

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>>10578816
Why would a commie have a nazi flag on her head?

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>>10578808
She said she doesn't speak it only understands it

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hi it's me her chinese boyfriend

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>>10578874
She spoke it in the clip tho
https://streamable.com/iqri3e

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>>10578861
anon, I have news for you

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>>10578897
Sorry but she wants that Japanese dick

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>>10578874
Such a shame.
Sorry, Bae, you have to swap places with Selen she's fluent.

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She needs the big tree.

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Let's see if I can get myself to sleep while listening to her.

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>>10578974
She must really need to pee.

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Missed the beginning of the stream, did she mention anything about the yab?

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>>10579045
check the tail end of last thread

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>>10579045
Yeah. Conformed Canto.

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Like how Mori was there to lighten the mood by being an absolute cringelord. Holy shit cringe as fuck.

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>>10578905
It's probably super basic stuff, the kind of thing you pick up when growing up from your parents

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>>10579065
Based rrat.

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>>10578874
Doesn't matter I can still introduce her to my family

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>>10579085
Was she dropped by JPs or was it literally nothing?

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>>10579093
>didn't watch the clip
Anon...

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bakatori

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>>10579145
So far, nothing. I hope JPbros know the difference, but (warning: limited American education incoming) every nation in Asia seems to be in a million-year blood feud, so I don't fucking know.

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>>10578662
https://youtu.be/unYAWpvG6jo

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>>10578950
Selen's not fluent either

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>>10579145
>>10579274
Japanese are fine with Taiwan and Hong Kong.

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>>10578808
I didn't know it was possible, but equating Cantonese with Chinese is actually more incorrect than equating China with Taiwan

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I don't think JP's mind. they're at least aware that the HKers and Taiwanese are different from the mainlanders. The only problem would be the zhangs who will try to dig some dirt on her like what they did to Petra. I put trust in Omega would deal with them if they lay their hands on her.

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Im never fucking catching up to these minecraft vods...

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>>10579392
Should be watching 'em live, bub.
Got only yourself to blame.

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>>10579409
but I'm euro with a normal sleep schedule it's why I can catch the current stream and her bayonetta/chill zatsus

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>>10579392
>having a life
Not gonna make it.

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when is it more than just liking? im way past that already

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>>10579345
It would be easier for a Spanish speaker to communicate with a French speaker than for a Cantonese speaker to communicate with a Mandarin Chinese speaker.

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>>10579392
We're getting to the point where it'll be impossible to keep up with every MC VOD on the En server, just like it's impossible to do so for JP. At that point, it's probs justified to try and get high flights off of clips/timestamps and watch what you can live.

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>>10579454
Ah, no wonder you watch her, oh saviour of dead hours.
You're gonna make it. Just watch some bit and pieces whenever you have the time instead of trying to watch the full thing.

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>>10579454
dw bro, im the same, but i still watch every vod and stay up on weekends to catch her live. shes perfect.

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CHINK LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>about 9k watching
>14 dislikes
BUT MUH FINAL YAB!!!

Looks like /vt/ blew this way out of proportion just like the Kronii "drama".

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Are Cantonese movie watchalongs still on the table? She seemed a bit defensive...

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>>10579665
Idiots who want to bait with 'chink chink chink' can't even understand how mmbig of a difference Canto is vs Mandarin. What's new?

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>>10578662
Wait, they edited out the part where she spoke Chinese?

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>>10579703
Chink

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But will the JP holos still collab with her? ;__;

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>>10579703
Going by the definition, she is technically a chink.

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Despite her voice, the stream almost feels peaceful without anyone else in VC.

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>>10579724
If they collab with Indonesians, why wouldn't they with Cantonese Australian?

Rat is fine.

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>>10579774
Nice CCP propaganda.

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>>10579713
She muted it on her end, but it was picked up by IRyS when she was streaming.

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>>10579812
CCP speaks Mandarin, not Cantonese.

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I fucking told you retards she just needed to explain it, trying to ignore it would just fuel more speculation and drama.

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Stop replying to bait, you fucking imbeciles

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Pin pong pin pong?

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>>10579929
but it is the only thing that gives me any pleasure in my life

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According to the numbers thread, she's been getting several HK superchats now.

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>>10579953
Have you tried jacking off?

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fuck, i'm starting to love her ESL accent.

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>>10579812
The same CCP trying to crush dialects like hers everywhere in China
https://www.sixthtone.com/news/1008504/sichuan-says-officials-must-drop-dialects-at-work

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>>10579982
kiara's accent is superior.

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This rat is getting FAT.

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>>10580027
E cup soon™

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What part of China do you think she's from?

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>>10579815
Also looks like IRyS has taken her stream down (probably because of that), so it's just that clip we have here left.

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>>10580119
>implying HK is China
Maybe Guangdong if she's a mainlander.

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>>10580119

She's a full fucken blown Aussie her parent's are obviously not.

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>>10580119
Kuala Lumpur

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>>10580119
None
No joke, she clearly doesn't speak it like a native, people on the HK and TW forums were even laughing about it

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>>10580119
Chinatown.

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>>10579345
*Formosa
FTFY

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>>10580169
The extent to which the rat gets bullied never ceases to amaze me.

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HoloCN is back!!

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>>10580169
cope

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>>10579982
Her voice is absolutely intoxicating to me. I can't stop listening to it.

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WE HECKIN LOVE HOLOCHINKS!!!!!!!

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>>10580227
she needs to stop screaming..

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>>10579982
>>10580227
it doesn't make me fall asleep, which is a good thing I guess

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I wanna be in Bae's pond..

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>>10580263
I want her to scream in my anuse.

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>>10580210
>>10580248
Don't you Nijinigger have a penguin to watch who is actually full blown mainland chink?

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Someone took that "if Sana is the largest council, why doesn't she eat the others" too seriously.

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>>10580219
The real cope here is not realizing that Cantonese is the language of the oppressed and a symbol of resistance
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-40406429

Imagine shitting on your allies

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>>10580292
i love this fucking art

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>>10579982
Not another acquired taste for shit voice. Nyooooooo

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>>10580301
My mom speaks cantonese. Chinks are not my allies regardless, fool.

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>not using push-to-talk on d*scord or other voip services
ishygddt

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>>10580292
Sanas slapping her tits to obliterate the earth was okay but this is disturbing

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>>10580328
So you're a chink too

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>>10580292
>Sana
>not literally named for Kronus Kronii
Magnificent art though

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NO NO NO NO ITS RAT A GOOD CHINk LMAO

HOLY COPE

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For those genuinely ignorant;
Canto = TW and HK
Mandarin = CCP
Bae spoke Canto.
For those who know and are just stirring shit, based, but c'mon.

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>>10580362
no way.. anyway nuke china.
>>10580418
Cantonese isn't only spoken in HK

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>>10580341
It is, but you gotta appreciate whenever someone that knows how to draw references a relatively old piece of art.

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I want to give this rrat a kiss on the lips

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>>10580418
>spoiler
kys

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>>10580436
>>10580418
>TW and
Read.

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>>10580539
I'd be a hypocrite, otherwise.

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>>10580535
Watch out for the teeth

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Brrat...

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>>10580169
If true, that would be no surprise. Being born in a Western country with an Asian heritage means you won't have as much exposure to your Asian language and thus would be terrible at it compared to those who actually live in Asian countries (mostly your vocab and pronunciation will be bad).

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CREEPER HATE

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>>10580541
What I mean is that cantonese is spoken not only in HK alone, but in a whole region. TW also doesn't speak cantonese.

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>>10580655
Isn't this the 3rd time she gets attacked by a creeper this week?

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I have a feeling this portal business will barely be used.

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>>10580655
put cats everywhere

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>>10580687
She's always getting attacked by something.
Magnetic for impromptu collab but unlucky with games.

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>>10580887
It's a great excuse to build shit though.

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who's going to use the playground

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>>10578780
150 million people in mainland still speak canto as their household language

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>>10580292
>"if Sana is the largest council, why doesn't she eat the others"
THIS PLEASES LRRRR

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>>10580980
moomer

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>>10581026
And they're usually dissidents.

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>>10581133
Cope.

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>>10581133
yes every one in guangdong is a dissident shenzhen was a secretly working for the west this whole time, you cracked it

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>>10581133
Good.

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BEEG SANA

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ENTER SPACE (to the vc)

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Biggie Smalls

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Bogans on the telly

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sims music?

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They could bury a spider and wait for someone to dig it up.

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Now this is some babu shit.

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>>10581715
https://files.catbox.moe/kxi5tr.mp3

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Bae has cute hairstyle confirmed

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>>10581715
What happened? I missed it.

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>>10581803
She switched to a bgm that sounds like Pekora's (same composer).

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>what if I strip
go ahead Bae

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>>10581991
Man! I was hoping she did more 'little' shit.

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So when is she going to fuck Roberu already?

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really falling for this cute rat

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>>10582060
>Sana calls herself a space baby
Okay, I'm satisfied.

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>>10582336
Maybe next year, ID 1-2 and EN 1 have to get flown in for their 3Ds first.

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>>10582336
When she finally reveals her "ara ara" oneechan side.

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>She blew out Calli's ears
Based

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>>10582831
Wait until nigger of Nippon makes her blow something else.

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>>10582831
I want to be blew out by Bae

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>>10582831
pranked!

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Man, i was looking forward to hours of comfy minecraft streams but this rat just won't stop screaming in my ear and she's always unmuted in the call, i really hope she calms down at some point 'cause i don't mind her personality, but the loud literal screaming too much for me.

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>>10583202
lol filtered by the rrat

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>>10583368
I honestly wouldn't care if it didn't affect the other girls, i switched to Irys because she had her volume lower even though she's my least favorite EN girl.

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post the chink yab

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This is party part 2

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>watch part of first stream in the background yesterday
>ok 1 am I should sleep
>wake up
>not only have I missed half of it but another stream started to which I already missed half
I think I'll become a clipfag, rrat is too much.

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>>10585026
You are fool to think we sleep anon, foolishness incarnated.

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Playground looks great I must say

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>>10585026
I just sleep to Baelz streams.

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I've never watched this much minecraft before.

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The only thing I don't get is why even hide the fact that she can speak it?

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>>10586647
Because people overreact to shit regardless of justification. See people shitposting for hours over 2 lines of Canto.

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>>10586647
She said she can't speak it very well. It's like if I were to claim I know french, when I only remember the numbers.

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>>10586785
Yea but if you just let people know you speak it a little than way less people would care than finding out you basically lied about it.
>>10586811
Not speaking it well is still speaking it. I mean Haachama "speaks" English and hell so does Bae sometimes I think, it's hard to tell.

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>>10586647
Because any self-respecting Hololive fan is an enemy of China.

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>>10586923
I think it's obvious why a member of Hololive believes their cantonese language would do well to go unmentioned. I think, like the other anon said, schizos are gonna be schizos regardless of how they find out. Accusing that she lied (by omission) is the kind of hyperbolic bullshit that got Coco and Haachama in deep shit, so please stay in global.

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>>10588447
There's plenty of 2nd gen Chinese kids who can only understand Chinese but not speak it. It's really not that unreasonable to assume she's like that

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>>10586647
Fear of exclusion, mostly.

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>>10586785
I think there would have been less shitposting if she just put cantonese in her debut stream, but at the same I think it might have been a management thing.

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>>10586647
JP audience are notoriously racist towards anything even remotely related to China

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>>10589915
>cantonese in her debut stream
Lol that would have been an open invitation for disaster.

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>>10589915
She said she doesn't speak it fluently.... Besides it was a multiple choice format. She couldn't pick canto

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>>10589936
>China
You mean all of Asia that's not Japan?

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Reminder there is a UNO collab featuring Bae, Calli, Gura and Kronii in ~8 hours on Calli's channel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuJbF5fSUNo

>tfw won't even have time to slightly catch up with MC VODs before more collabs
Someone stop this rat plz

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>>10590322
>Someone stop this rat plz
Burnout when?

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As much as I like the rat, she needs to stop screaming most of the time. Heck she is inconsiderate during the VC calls lately with those sudden shrieks. Hoping this gets to her in a way.

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>>10590761
This is where the GoXLR will help because she can apply a compressor to her mic before going into discord. Right now her only compressor is on OBS.

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>>10591121
It just now occurred to me that GoXLR is different than Megas XLR. I thought it was strange but based when threads said Ame was constantly shilling it too.

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I'm glad the rat just obliterated the rumors instantly like a chad

Queen shit.

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>>10588135
Why is she such a mom?

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>>10589936
Based. Fuck China.

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>>10591291
That would be dangerously based

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>>10589936
For what it's worth China is even worse, they are literally brainwashed to hate Japan from birth which recently (as in this year) has been extended to the rest of the world.

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>>10589936
I thought they liked chinese cuisine and three kingdoms stories?

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Do you think mamarat knows she is a vtuber? She has been doing this since her previous persona so I’d imagine mamarat knows a bit and approves of it. Or do you think mamarat just thinks she’s playing games like how Pekora hided it for almost a year before revealing to Pekomama.

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>>10592919
She has said mama rrat knows she does something with the computer and internet, but not exactly what she does.

I'm guessing mama rrat just doesn't want to touch it with a 10 foot pole

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>>10591291
I'd be amazed if any HoloEN knows about Megas

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>>10590374
>Burnout when?
After she finally reached the R. In other words very loong time from now

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>>10593929
She can’t reach the R. R is surrounded by too many hungry possessive women. Bae is too seiso and too inexperienced to fight with them and would get herself hurt really badly because those gals would fight dirty.

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>>10592919
Realistically yeah. I assume her parents will be helping her manage her finances, or maybe not.

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>>10591346
What did she say? what rumors? there aren't any rumors, anon. She was talking to her mom in cantonese. There are clips of it. It's also not a big deal because it means she's not a mainlander or has any connection to CCP bullshit.

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>>10594023
Don't worry, at the Christmas eve, R will hold Totsumachi so Bae can easily talk to the man of her dream. And guaranteed no backlash either since Sora called in last year

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Any clip of part with Cantonese? I missed everything.

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>>10596468
just get the vod from /t/

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>>10595264
With special R?

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Being a koreadog didn't stop Ina from JP collabs so I don't think this will either... maybe...

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>>10596707
>/t/
which vod tho? both of baelz's are public.

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>>10597072
Irys's PoV is the one that got privated and the one that has the unmuted audio

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>Schedule 2 days off
>still fills time with guerillas
This rat is sweaty.

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>>10596889
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

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>>10597150
Found it.
Now I need the timestamp, I'm not going to watch 5h+

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>>10596974
Its not like Ayame would have collabed with a Gaijin anyways.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njaQbk5VHCg
This is Baelz's chinese. she's pretty bad at it.
her mom sounds really old though like in her 50s

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>>10596468
https://youtu.be/njaQbk5VHCg

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>>10597389
>>10597713
Holy fuck that ok sounds cute

[Anonymous No.]

she sounds cute talking to mommy rat

[Anonymous No.]

Did anything interesting happen during the second MC stream? I fell asleep like half an hour in.

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>>10597886
Not that i can remember, granted i switched to Calli the second she started streaming.

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As a cantonese speaker this makes me lover her even more

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I'm catching up on her mc part 2 vod now. Bae shut down all rrats yet again. She is too powerful. BAE LOVE

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>>10600273
Chink

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>>10601232
timestamp?

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>>10601612
It is among the very first things she addresses once the stream starts. Like 3 min in.

[Anonymous No.]

Bae is an おじさん now. Thoughts?

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>>10602040
Would bring home to meet お母さん

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>>10602040
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about

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>>10597389
This tone makes her sound more like a child actually.

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so rrat is a chubby asian.
And this was on IRyS stream right?
ok cool

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>>10597713
I'd honestly rather listen to brrat speak canto than Japanese. Unless this was a red herring and she's not actually fluent, in which case I will be incredibly disappointed at her for getting my hopes up.

As an American, I seek the dopamine hit of experiencing new frontiers in cultural appropriation. I've gotten my fill of Japanese, and Korea is too busy being obsessed with Korean Nsync. I know nothing about Cantonese, which makes it a yet untapped source of cultural enrichment.

Also, Petra is boring as shit and Selen probably forgot more Cantonese than she ever even learned, so Nijisanji's kind of a dead end.

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Is Uno only on Calli-neechan's channel?
https://youtu.be/tuJbF5fSUNo
Live in 2 hours

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>>10602510
that means ojisan. She confirmed she likes how fans consider her and IRyS an old Kansai couple. Then she asked which of them are the oji and oba-sans. Chat said she is ojisan and she accepted it

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Bae spotted on rimworld

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>>10603034
I need the Bae model so I can use her in the ratgirl mod

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>>10603091
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2397301999

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>>10603177
s-sugoi... time to use Aqua as well and disable cleaning for her.

[Anonymous No.]

Cooking streams when?

[Anonymous No.]

Can anyone superchat her and tell her to stop yelling so much? Even Calli mentioned how loud she is lol.

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>>10603430
She knows and apologise about it every stream before forgetting and screaming anyways
Give it time, maybe for her to get better setup
Enjoy ear leeds meanwhile, it's part of the rat experience

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>>10591121
>>10603430
soon, it'll be fixed

[Anonymous No.]

>embodiment of chaos
>causing yabs left and right
Makes sense boom boom.

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>>10603430
no I don't think I will

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>>10603034
aroe...

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>>10603034
> no aki no mel

doshde?

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>>10603606
The yab is that she's been debuffing herself and trying to act white the whole time. In turn, a website dedicated to appreciating oriental culture will inevitably be angry about lost potential for cooking streams, cultural enrichment, Cantonese language/cultural trivia, and other such content that would differentiate her as a worthwhile and partially educational source of entertainment.

Honestly, does she really think the west wants yet another "white girl plays video games" experience? HoloMyth, Vshoujo and the over nine thousand 2views already offer that. Instead of trying to go all in on doing the same thing as everyone else, brrat should play to her strengths and be a wholesome cultural ambassador.

As a rule of thumb, the worst thing a vtuber can be isn't Chinese, Malaysian or whatever. It's "boring."

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Give it a rest already

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>>10604096
IS THAT

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>>10597389
I know a guy that I met in back when I studied in Australia that is either MY or HK but was raised in Australia, pretty sure he said his Cantonese was only around the basics and a bit rough with pronunciations, similar to cases with people that was born on other countries but migrated to US and can barely speak their own languages.

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>>10604096
Abayo anon.....

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>>10596889
Speaking of R, Bae should be very happy today after getting so much juicy info about him from his collab like his perfume, shampoo, underwear and which side his dick curves

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>>10602707
Petra and Selen are full blooded zhang mainlanders.

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soon bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuJbF5fSUNo

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I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Hakos Baelz. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Hakos Baelz as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go 12 hours without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits in the shape of cheese wheels to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of sweet cream per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that octuplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. Her natural belly shape will be a fucking sphere. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. If she doesn't have any eggs I will synthesize them from her DNA. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her

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>>10605093
I never believed Selen spoke a word of Cantonese. The math studies story cemented that belief. I already watch her for based 90s gamer girl kino, but she doesn't offer any cultural enrichment.

Petra is a hardcore weeb who goes hard on general JP pandering and doesn't cater to my niche. She's relatively boring and I'm not particularly into her fake polite streaming personality. I have to hard pass.

Rrat is struggling to find her niche and trying to be Hololive's Petra, but I see a greater chance of her leaning into her incorporating Cantonese linguiatics/cultural into her content simply by virtue of competitive pressure. Being a low performer in hololive is a bad look, and rrat being the third lowest in hololive after ankimo and sana means that she's much more likely to reconsider staying the course. That's a growth opportunity for brratcoin. And since she's not off-putting like Petra, I find that to be of interest.

>>10605661
Needs to be updated with recent information.

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>>10604507

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>>10605867
The most recent information is that I want to fuck bae so badly. Tiny Chinese girls with tight little frames get absolutely massive when they're pregnant. Their womb overtakes their entire torso, it literally looks DeviantArt size when they're full term. The smallest ones look like they're carrying a fucking beachball under their shirt. Not to mention the overflow of hormones and suddenly increased nutrient intake balloons their breasts. They go from the body of an anorexic model with a height of 4'9" to an actual shortstack and every pregnancy just increases their stackedness. I want to fucking breed the rat until she surpasses an hourglass figure and goes straight to a Mayan fertility idol. I'm going to architect this rat into the fucking tower of babel through nothing but cum.

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>>10580027
Ffat rrat

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>>10606203
Based and architect pilled

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>>10606203
You've earned this, brother.

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>>10604096
God damn please... I dont want to jerk off to the rrat.

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>>10606921
does it count if I jerked off to a fic in the infinity thread that involves all the council members?

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>>10602752
>>10605493
moved back 10 minutes

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>>10606921
Never forget what Susan would take from you if she ever decided to let you have it in the first place, which she won't.

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>>10603370
she eats cereals for breakfast
never a proper Malaysian but I love her anyways

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>>10607289
Idk why I keep thinking that shes flat but she has some good boing.

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>>10607105
10 more minutes

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You know I think this is all a blessing in disguise barring Damascus posts like .. this >>10606203 .. for the first time, Baelz is notably interesting for something, something other than being both too obnoxious and too tame at the same time. Suddenly other Chinese diaspora are very interested in her and so on.

I think maybe if it wasn't management (I would assume it is) hiding the fact, Baelz herself probably was afraid it'll turn off the JP audience and she clearly specifically wants their ear. I mean it could have been hidden for good reason beyond "what if Mr R doesn't like Chinese girls doushio" - it could have been "what if they start spamming me" for a number of reasons. Japanese are anti-chinese, Chinese anti-HK/westernized girls, and from multiple angles it could have been phrased a revenge for Coco etc. So far so good however.

I mean I always thought she just sort of sounded Asian to begin with, that kind of squeaky voice is more common from them, it just all makes perfect sense now.

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it's live
https://youtu.be/tuJbF5fSUNo

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>>10608447
No, it's dead. On arrival. Like every EN stream.

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Hello, I'm very interested in Bae's midriff.
Can you guys share some?

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Kronii is suffocating Bae with her tits.

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Bae is supposed to be taller than Gura

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>>10608945
I'd love to be in either Bae's or Kronii's position.

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They are being cute together.

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>>10608115
>Japanese are anti-chinese
Bamco just spent two seasons of SD Gundam plus a motion comic sucking off China. It's probably anti-CCP sentiment mixed in with the usual xenophobia they have towards everyone in general.

Chinese history wank hasn't even been uncommon in weeb entertainment for as long as I can remember, nor has the hatred of China ramped up until they became a bigger part of the global economy, started causing issues by sucking up and consolidating investment at the expense of other countries' workers, and unleashing a bio-engineered supervirus upon the entire world.

And among people who aren't retarded (which admittedly most people are), this is all usually directed at the rank and file mandarinfags. If anything, it'd be better to have media chinks representing Chinese culture in a positive, entertaining way than just letting China declare ownership over (and strangle) all chink culture and people.

>>10608555
Based fives. A trainwreck as always

>>10608721
Asked and answered.

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Bae is the smallest but the loudest

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thats how it works

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>>10609230
>trainwreck
Trainwrecks are interesting.

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>>10609230
The actions of profit driven corporations do not reflect popular sentiment.

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Bae's winning

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Gotta love the friendly fire shooting everywhere

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Bae is so extra tiny on this stream...

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Rat challenges Shark. Nice

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I will never forgive Calliope Mori.

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Cowboy Bae...

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you played west of loathing you got this

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Loving how kronii bluffing makes everyone hold their breath

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3 cowboys, just kronii left. No

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>>10610481
that +2 was a dick move. she kinda sucks at uno....

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She won!

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RAT SUPREMACY

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>>10609495
Not this one. It's a cringewatch stream, like watching a car crash in slow motion. That's, kind of entertainment. In small doses. At least baelz won. Good for her. Underdog victory.
>>10609497
If they were poorly received then fans wouldn't have supported that kind of content until now. Nip weebs love their cultural exports all the same (I.E. westaboos).

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Yass Queen

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I kind of want to dick this shark now

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She's slayin

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Bae can't be stopped.

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They expect to be able to beat the rat in a game of pure chaos?

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>>10611863
Pure chaos... or pure stupidity?

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Harder. Gotta love this rat.

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Everyone else wants their oshi to lose
Why are we like this

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>>10611965
Is stupidity not just the same as chaos?

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>>10612091
Who doesn't want that lovely thigh slap from their oshi?

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>>10612091
Because the most fun thing is seeing your oshi do the punishment.

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>>10612238
exactly
we want Bae to lose

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>>10612231
It's nuanced.

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Let's be honest. BaeNii is the TakaMori of EN2, except better because it's friendly and organic instead of forced and cringe. Literally the only two en2 chubas I enjoy. Glad they're a recurring collab pair. Didn't watch any of Kronii's collab with maymay outside of the fever dream clip. Say what you will, but this is the ship I enjoy watching most because of their nice balance between chill insecurity and perky insecurity.

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Team Tiny!

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>>10612502
MuBaeNii is a power trio

Thats not to say Fauna/Sana are bad (they're fun with the girls), but Mumei, Bae, and Kronii just have... Strange energy with eachother that just works.

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She just can't lose

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LET'S FAKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Calli's dying and you're laughing?

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>>10612859
yes.

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>>10612859
It's funny and I am tired of pretending it isn't

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Calli is cursed

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>>10612502
>BaeNii
KronBae,
BaeNii sounds like "elder sister Bae"

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Come the fuck on Mori. Let Bae do moe moe kyun.

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Rat is being cringe again

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I'd like to see that copypasta

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>Mori is cringing like a motherfucker
>Bae is enjoying the zoomer humor
this is kino

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>>10597713
what the fuck. her normal voice is so loveable. just speak normally instead of trying so hard god damn rat.

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>>10614300
stop triying to stirr shit up faggot

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lmao she threw kronii under the bus

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Baetrayal
Then adding Moe moe cute.

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I am going to DESTROY Bae (sexually)

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>>10614435

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Bae's punishments for the others:
Gura valley girl tweet
Mori uwu tweet
Kronii to be decided

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I really wish there'd be another uno stream with a dumb punishment wheel, but with rat / sana / gura / irys instead. Mori and Kronii suffering is funny but they run out of steam too fast.

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>>10614996
>Kronii to be decided
dinner and a movie

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>>10614300
I hope she eventually will, her screaming filters me hard some streams.

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>>10615324
god yes, that whole group would actually play along.

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>>10614300
I am starting to think this is her natural state. She might be actually a really loud person who randomly screams.

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>>10615702
The voice and accents aren't, and that's what filters people.

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>>10578874
>She said
how naive

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>>10615324
Still too early for this collab IMO
they need to poke more fun at mori's ''too cool 4 school'' persona, that's when you get the fun interactions, but bae and kronii respect her too much.
What im saying, is that council should pull a nepolabo on mori (towa) where they just take the piss of her fabricated persona

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>>10580169
>>10580639
>>10589672
An old lady from Hong Kong once told me that the better your Cantonese gets, the worse your English becomes, so she can’t be speaking it all that well if she doesn’t sound like she’s fresh off the boat.

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>>10616168
yeah. Calli got a lot better for me when Kiara and Ame kept throwing jabs at her and ended up making her goofier side pop up

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If you play New World join the /vt/ company on Andlang

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https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1443395502360313860?s=20

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>>10617999
check out those victorious trips

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>last night people were saying the general is going to be raided for weeks
>we are back to being desolate within 24 hours
I am not sure if this is a good thing or a bad thing

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>>10622174
Its good, rat squashed any potential yab, its all good shit.

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>>10609230
>>10608115
Doesn't seem to have any strong reactions

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>>10622174
>wanting break neck speed generals
its fine, if anything, i love these threads because schizos get weeded out inmediatly and we have relatively 0 drama

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>>10622174
would've been a bigger yab if it was mandarin spoken by ccp bitches but it died down quick since if they shit on canto speakers/hong kong it makes them defacto ccp supporting retards.

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>>10622423
I wouldn't be too surprised. I'd expect the Japanese to be more informed about Cantonese vs Mandarin. Side against a Cantonese speaker and you risk swearing allegiance to Winnie the Pooh.

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>>10578905
My parents are from HK but i grew up in canada since i was 3. my cantonese is mediocre at best and has an accent. i can hear her accent cuz it sounds like mine.

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>>10580169
>>10580639
i grew up in NA since i was 3 and my canto is from my parents. my canto is pretty crap and i can confirm that her canto is pretty bad as well cuz i can hear her accent when she spoke canto because i have it as well

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>>10626726
Pretty much the same for most Australian Born Chinese (ABCs)

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>>10616235
What really perplexes me is how she developed such a strong bogan accent (unless it's all acting). All ABCs I know grow up having a mixed British/American accent rather than a bogan one when it comes to speaking English.

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>>10627409
yeah man, how did an australian get an aussie accent? It's a real head scratcher, I personally can't quite work it out

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New bread:
>>10632350
>>10632350
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