/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Pipkiss

Phasers are the best livers.

>No title

Hello google? I'm looking for /pcg/ - Phase Connect General

i miss Lumi UUUUUUUUU

Title WHERE

Snail sex.

>>91726966
I'll be home soon

>>91726980
the fuck

PCG stands for Panko cunny gooning by the way

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

I miss my druggie ravewife.
5 hours to go, so I've gotta be strong.

>You are a plumber
>You go to your new customer
>She is a single woman living alone
>She sounds very familiar to one of the chinese cartoon girls from Phase

What would you do?

>>91726980
NO

>>91726980
Get this phony

I'm nervous

Me when I open the thread and see the lack of subject

CRISPY RETARD OP

>>91726989
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT GUN

>>91727023
Someone already wrote a Pippa fanfic of that

>>91727058
we're not looping this again

it's gonna be prerecorded I can just feel it

I'm angry. Angry about elves

>>91727058
>>91727096
kek

>>91727099
how long ago would this have had to be prerecorded

Sex with op.

I have to HAND it to you OP, you tried your best!

I love Runie
She a cutie

Op is a girl! Baka!

>>91727196
No, she is a very evil woman

>>91727099
Which Phaser would find it tragic and hot that my wife killed herself and I still blame myself?

We are going to have to give memory anon a basic life signs test.
1) anon must successfully open the door on the first try
2) anon must be able to descend a set of 15 stairs without missing a single one I suspect he will faceplant trying to jump down multiple
3) he must successfully make an op post
If any of these fail, memory anon must apologize to memory in perfect Japanese for being so stupid

>>91727377
Dizzy, Shiina

which phaser is a white girl

Thank God the dark days are over at last

Is all of Gen 3 going to be at the anniversary stream?

>>91727413
We're gonna be okay lad

>>91726885
Why Pico has no twitch?

>>91726885
one job

I love Shiina!

I'm going to feed and seed Dizzy

I will now anti Memoryposter.

WHO CARES ABOUT THE SUBJECT NO ONE MENTIONS IT ANYWAYS AND YOU CAN JUST SEARCH PCG AND IT COMES UP ANYWAYS

>>91727413
Really? I feel like they're just getting started

>>91727247
That's my favorite kind!

>>91727643
they're probably going to make you wear a football helmet around the office at this rate.

The subject /pcg/ is really cool, shame we don't have it

i hate cardio

Make your bets now.
Will she be there tonight?

>>91727398
But he fell going up the stairs

>>91727714
Yes

Why is the winter pcg so unhappy this year? We need to be happier

>>91727643

>>91727185
>collabing with a tranny
Fucking grim

>>91727714
I believe

>>91727413
oh yeah baby let me tongue your ear with my negativity. MMMMMM, I mean hi pippa

>>91727643
I have filters set up so it shows up like that, putting pcg at the front
do you see the problem?

>>91727643

>>91727792
Yena is just a woman, anon. She literally said she doesn't even care what you call her

>>91727792
IRL collabing no less

>>91727900
>defending a tranny
Please fuck off back to /jidf/ and never come back

>>91727792
wait what

>>91727948

https://x.com/LemonLeafASMR/status/1326355021093498880

Is this a hint that she will Phase in or am i reading too much into this

If a vtuber took your advice, would it actually help them?

>>91727993
take your meds that has nothing to do with phasing in

>>91727993
>that subtle foreshadowing
nice, quality post

>>91727993
Woah

>>91727960

>>91727993
Both will become Phase friends.

>>91727776
Thank you for this GIF, I just went on a thread backread because of it

>>91727993
what did she mean by this.....

>>91728019
My advice to hime would be to marry me
so yes it would but also destroy her vtubing career

>>91727960
Self-described pansexual they/them. Funny how some retard here said this was going to be Runie before gen 3 debut.

>>91728036
>>91728055
so that's a man?

>>91728036
grim

>>91728036
non-binary only really means she's not straight anon. Has nothing to do with tranny-ism

>>91728036
Idol really did a number on poor Lisa...

>>91728081
No, it's a woman, she's just retarded

>>91728116
Lisa was always a retarded leftie cali girl

>>91727993
YES

>>91728081
No, a woman who's mentally ill in a not-good way.

>>91728150
>T. Never watched Lisa

>>91728143
>>91728162
kek what the fuck

>>91727023
Tell the cunt to actually stream

I feel like all the Lisa posting just makes people hate Lisa more
maybe we should stop and keep it in the correct thread

>>91728181
Go on then tell us what kind of person Lisa is

>>91728213
Nobody hates Lisa

>>91727454
It's gonna be either
>>91725761
>>91725958
This or
>>91715341

>>91728213
>people

>>91728213
but i want to fuck lisa while she whispers sweet nothings with that adorable voice of hers

Moo
https://youtu.be/eVWtKz1KQJ8

>>91728231
A nerdy reformed tomboy who likes music and anime, pretty chill and non judgemental, cares about her image a lot likes hanging out with friends but is also a bit of a neet sometimes spending a lot of time in bed on her phone, likes kids and wants to me a housewife, loves art as well, kinda airheaded but pretty mature.

>>91728081
when women call themselves queer/nonbinary/pansexual it's just so they can get attention by latching onto the LGBTQIABRAAP train. 90% of the women that describe themselves this way are just bisexual girls with short hair

>>91728238
>>91728289
Fuck off and talk about your boring 2 view elsewhere

Have a picture of Lumi.

>>91727713
I hate gumis and their blog posts.

>>91727714
lol no

>>91728362
No, woman

>>91728328
So what part of that says she isn't a retarded lefty?

Hag sex

>>91728213
We love Lisa so much we want to impregnate and dote on her wtf.

>>91728238
I do after seeing all the spam. Just like with the cliotranny.
>>91728355
"Bisexual" just means "horny and confused"

>>91728362
>numbers
You're not making your case better

>>91728355
why do they want to jump on that train.

>>91728440
Lefty girls don't want kids or to be housewives because it's anti feminist

>>91728507
Go shill her there instead they love dogshit

>>91728378
Careful he's gonna start spamming Capipis cause he thinks you are one like that makes a point. Usual Gumi meltie.

is it normal that im actually terrified of whats gonna happen today? i feel like we are gonna get a yab as big as the yuri situation, i dont even wanna watch the euphoria anniversary out of fear of whats gonna happen

>>91728576
i am nervous as well. when does it happen.

>>91728362

>>91728530
in online leftist spaces LGBTQIABRAAP people are treated like royalty, and normal women want to get that same kind of love and attention for doing nothing like gay people do

deerpits

>>91728576
nah, at worst it will be a prerecorded joke and hina will still be MIA

I'm gonna kill a pcg anon if Fauna joins phase.
Don't even joke about this shit.

>>91728614
And on our side Pippa is a faggot and we make fun of her for it.

What time is the anniversary collab?

>>91728657
Ok

>>91728576
Maybe your mother can hold your hand while you watch the thing?

>>91728657
I'm gonna blow a pcg anon if Fauna joins Phase.

>>91728668
in 10 min

>>91728614
I see.
>>91728663
Correction time!

>>91728576
nothing ever happens

>>91728657
Ok

>>91728238
Wrong

>>91728668
4 and a half hours

>>91728616
>Me when deerpits

>>91728657
Start with yourself :)

>Ember raided the anni WR rather than the much earlier Dizzy collab
I know it means nothing but this is only making me more anxious.

>>91728714
Gumis are nobody.
Thanks for confirmation.

>>91728714
>Posts Lisa's friend

>>91728378
>>91728566
you ok?

>>91728668
it's already over

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3wN7bmRpQA

I think you count as a successful vtuber if you have 10+ people watching you.

>>91728759
Yeah cause I got in front of your meltie and now you wont ruin the thread. Now you are playing it off. Yes I am off my meds.

i scared

>>91728791
Speaking from experience?

>>91728801
get back on them onegai

In case you need a reminder. He's been shitting up the thread all day.

>>91728820
I threw them in the trash back in 2021 cause they broke my dick when I was on them. Never again.

>>91728819
No

>>91728740
Dizzy called Ember fat and now they're no longer on speaking terms.

>>91728906
is she really fat

>>91728839
Lisa fags shit up this thread every single day

>>91728934
just her ass

What is going on today, /pcg/?

>>91728863
It's not like you were ever gonna use it for anything important kek

>>91728951
good enough for me

I look like this

>>91728965
That's not nice

>>91728963
Everyone is on edge because of the Gen 3 anniversary stream later.

>>91728978
harohime

>>91728963

>>91728990
But it's true!

>>91728978
NUH UH

In a little over 4 hours the fate of phase connect will be decided

Do you think Lumi is pissed that no one has found her and made her pregnant yet?

>>91729060
I use it to goon to my oshi

>>91728978
post your arse

>>91728978

>>91729098

>>91728978
Then carry a gun, because pepper spray won't stop me

>>91729143
RARU

>>91729095
Thanks for proving my point :D

>>91729078
She's probably thankful she still has her pre-pregoo body, but nature is telling her to GET PREGNANT

>>91729143
is that a girl bum

>>91729143
C...Clio?

You guys aren't prepared for the anniversary...
I am not allowed to drop too many hints but oh boy...

None of the Gen 3 girls have even talked about the anniversary or tweeted about it…obviously Hina is a massive question mark but are Muyu and Saya even gonna be there?

>>91729177
I use it to goon to your oshi as well. And you cant stop me.

>>91729188
it's lisa's

>>91729206
Farewell orgy

>>91729143
Lumi?

>>91729078
Lumi only wants to be found by someone with a minimum 7 digit bank account

>>91729224
nice

>>91729213
>None of the Gen 3 girls have even talked about the anniversary
eimi did

>>91729143
Dressed very modestly. Would not rape, rather court respectfully.

>>91729206
stop ur making my anxeity worse

>>91729213
Saya said that she would be there

>>91729252
>2:34 pm
why that specific?

>>91729143
literally rocking the Clio fit

>>91729219
Go ahead, might as well give it the the attention only you can ;)
Or ever will

Rie is back on Sunday with a 100k endurance stream, ganbatte princess

https://x.com/HimemiyaRie/status/1869099753822355805

Which Phase girl would be okay dating a guy that doesn't make a bunch of money?

>>91729337
You are talking like you are any different and this even more sad lmao

>>91729252
Amy "nothing ever happens" Isami

Why is Phase friend Menace at 2.5 ccv for a zatsu stream? Is she bigger than 99% of Phase?

>>91729351
uh um Lumi? idk.

>>91729143
De ja vu for some reason. Which pornstar is this?

>>91729351
OOooh blogbait.

>>91729351
No woman would

>>91729252
I mean she was right
nothing did happen yesterday at 2:34 pm

>>91729351
all of them once they start getting old and realize that Mr. Perfect rich guy isn't going to come sweep them off their feet

I'm hoping next invaders has a girl like this and pic related
https://x.com/jjjjjjjjjjjje_/status/1868656176055116048

2.7k to go

>>91729423
my eyes wtf spoiler that shit

https://litter.catbox.moe/f4mbyr.mp4

>>91729436

>>91729361
It's funny you should say that

>>91729341
And you fuckers couldnt give Nasa 1k to reach 30k. I despise you.

>>91729423
OCCHI GIGANTI ENORMI

>>91729447
Hello twitter

>>91729451
Do it yourself

>>91729423
stop one man spamming your off topic guro fetish shit

Frankly I owe Dizzy orgasms

>>91729469
fuck I didn't check the tweet

Jelly is a pickme whore

>>91729600
everyone in awawaland can tell that jelly is built for white men (me)
sakana should just ship her to my house already

If you don't reply to bait for the next 24 hours, you will have a nice dream with your oshi

>>91729600
Is she okay?

>So I've been away for awhile but don't worry. I've dealt with the issue, everything will be fine now

>>91729634
You wouldn't be able to keep up with her need for daily steak and Korean BBQ.

>>91729658
>If you don't reply to bait for the next 24 hours

>>91729680
As long as she starts streaming again i wouldn't care

>>91729658
I never reply to bait but also I got dream raped by someone who isn't my oshi twice now

>>91729658
No dreams for me today thanks. One nuclear holocaust nightmare is enough. I'm on my second doppio already.

>>91729600
love jelly kek

Less of a tall ask than Eimi actually streaming

I just want to know why there wasnt at least a tweet put out
the fans are owed that much at least

I was searching for my blogposting general but couldn't find it because it didn't have a title

>>91729738
Have some self respect

>>91729341
Endurance streams don't work. If she want's 100k subs she needs to stream daily, post lots of shorts, PM content galore, and get Fish to buy her youtube ads.

>>91729829
It's not like I donate. I just like her voice

>>91729447
Just drink fucking tapwater, free, taste better and healthier (if you are from a first world country, no America is not a first world country)

>>91729230
And a 7 inch cock.
And 7 feet tall.

>>91729848
Have some self respect

>>91729912
ogey

I would rather pick Pippa than Jelly to be honest desu

Instead of a hundred songs
Hime should have a hundred children with me

Oh shit, Phase uploaded a picture of my wife hugging me. That was supposed to be private

>>91729978
you're a stuffed animal?
that explains a lot about the post quality on here...

>>91729978
YOURE FAT

>>91726885
Nice subject, FAGGOT.

>>91730083
thanks darling

Can you enjoy your oshi's stream even in post nut clarity?

The fight is dimI hope the phone break let it ring

Zako zako~

I look like this, which phaser would let me hit?

Phase Insider News

Wait there's anons here that actually watch their favorite streamer play games? You don't get mad that they're bad at them and playing them wrong?

>>91730290

>>91730223

>>91730314
I literally don't care about games

After yuri died phase inclined
maybe another sacrifice is needed...

>>91730314
No. I just want someone to play AC4!

>>91730314
I like open world rpg slop so I'm safe

>>91730307

>>91730314
Phase doesn't stream.

>>91730363
Saya...

>>91730314
I only watched ONE (1) Phase Connect stream, it was in 2022 Pippa sucked at my favorite game and decided i would rather just shitpost instead of watching streams

>>91728594
NOW (Literally right now)
Dead minutes

SOON
Dizzy Dokuro & Hakushika Iori (21:00UTC | 40m | Christmas Handcam)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MP1rOHxyHLQ

LATER
Rinkou 'Lia' Ashelia (00:00UTC | 3h40m | LARPing as Elfs w/ Bao) It's probably Bao's channel
https://www.twitch.tv/asheliarinkou
https://www.twitch.tv/bao
Phase Euphoria (00:00UTC | 3h40m | ANNIVERSARY: The Great Euphorian Rescue)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijeZSVQArII
Runie Ruse (01:15UTC | 4h55m | Ruseday: Present Wrapping)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzuPedU_TuI
Pipkin Pippa (02:00UTC | 5h40m | Freeciv)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfAtwskQ-7A
Jelly Hoshiumi (02:10UTC | 5h50m | Making Momonga - Handcam)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1QzOjGsaj4
Gram Pico (03:00UTC | 6h40m | GTA V - Story Mode)
https://www.youtube.com/@grampico/streams
Utatane Nasa (05:00UTC | 8h40m | Ramen)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cazIHbRlhUI
Kokoromo Memory (13:00UTC | 16h40m | An RPG with Too Many Spoilers 2)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Be78JlByss

Notes:
>Lia is taking good/naughty list submissions for a collab w/ Bao today https://forms.gle/3ewGMuE9QXVRfmDn7
>Muyu is guerrilla schedule until her throat recovers
>Clara is guerrilla schedule for the month
>Maid Café schedule https://files.catbox.moe/2rrqxg.jpg

Girls without a current schedule:
Nasa, Michi, Tenma, Uruka, Shiina, Remi, Panko, Airi, Ember, Saya, Hina, Eimi, Loki & Yuu

>>91730314
I’ve been playing videogames for 25 years. I don’t care if a girl sucks at them especially if she tries her best

>>91729949
>100 dogshit songs nobody remembers
>Pippa has 2 everyone knows

remember when pippa used to be good

>>91730487
you're trying too hard man

huh what is this place

>>91730487
The sad thing is that people will engage with this seriously.

>>91730487
>2
What?

>>91730487
Pippa only has one people remember

>>91729078
>he doesn't know about me

>>91730487
yeah because they suck ass and pippa knows it and gets mad when people reminder her about them.
No one likes any of those songs, people paly them just to make pippa mad

>>91730532
purgatory

rrat merchant. The Euphoria collab is upon us, and I'm gonna watch it.

I need the strongest rrats you've got.

>>91730398
Cooler than your lame ass.

>>91730573
This one will phase in tonight

>>91730314
If I cared about the game I'd play it myself

>>91730606
the great rescue from the burakku company?!

>>91730573
Enna WILL phase in by April 2025

>>91730606
weak rrat

>>91729600
Jelly is a femcel.

>>91730686
She only pretends to be one for attention and money

>>91730652
strong rrat

>>91730567
Pippa the ripper is actually good, literally every other vtuber likes it

>>91730652
You stink.

>>91730573
it will actually be live, the girls will have fun doing it, and hina will come back right after with another "i'm back" stream explaining in detail the whole situation.
She then will be back streaming like normal

>>91730606
Misplaced rrat.

This one will show up as a surprise call-in for the Tsunquest reunion. Not mentioning her own name once in an sttempt to avoid legal trouble.

>>91730573
My rrats are too strong for you, tourist.

>>91730573
Hina likes it up the bum

The anniversary will change your perception on a lot of things...

>>91730573
No more rrats.

>>91730573
Hina will be on stream BUT it's just going to be Fauna puppeting her model

>>91730652

>>91730887
uma delicia

>>91730887

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/125288804
https://x.com/FRZR_r18/status/1869102766041514105
https://catbox.moe/c/ptwjfh

>>91730887
WHAT THE FUCK at least skin, gut, prepare the meat and season it

>>91730843
No she doesn't.
She'd still let you do it to be nice, but that's different from liking it and she'd expect ice cream afterwards.

>>91730573
Fishman is graduating Hina so fauna could join

>>91730887
I should thank God more often for making me a white man in a majority white 1st world country

>>91730720
Pippa the Ripper has soul. Everyone who listens to it knows it came from a very sincere and real place. Any kind of minor singing quality issue or technical problem is completely irrelevant compared to the raw emotion conveyed in the song.

>>91730720
pippa the ripper is dogshit, its like listening to Friday by rebecca black
>literally every other vtuber likes it
women lie, remember when sayu posted that selfie and everyone called her pretty?
https://x.com/sayusyn/status/1836721668708008380

>>91730887
I ain’t eating that shit, my pcgigga

>>91730573
This is Hina's graduation stream. The great Euphorian rescue implies that Hina has been rescued from being a vtuber

>>91731046
Curious George aah photograph

Unironically, how does djerma stew taste like?

>>91727023
I show her how to actually brew coffee

rrat: the great hina rescue is a rp stream with chat and it'll fail because the runatics always get the bad end

The Clara Kaminari gooning fanfiction

senzawa

>>91728029
The newest ep was hilarious

>>91730573
>>91730981
RRAT: Hina was never Hina.

From the beginning the Hina character was meant to be puppeted by an incoming high profile poach, and in the meantime the Hina we know was only ever supposed to be a stand-in. She's actually just a warehouse drone benchwarming, and the hiatus is her returning to her station transporting coffee, giving time for BBs to forget her and become receptive towards the incoming true VA.

>>91731126
like a tomato curry with peanut-ness probably

spreading rrats is no good...

>>91730472
Can you add the advent calandar link to the notes section, please?
Probably quite late to ask though.

>>91730487
The only song I can even remember from Rie is the welcome to the cumzone cover

>>91729423
What is the style that the girl eating the strawberries called and what is her twitter? I really don't trust this guy won't give the right link but I like this style alot and how she looks (please don't give me another guro link that one is scarring enough)

>>91731323
And everyone has heard Pippa the Ripper

>anons still think Hina is going to show up

>>91731371
she's literally on the thumbnail

>>91731371
yeah and Clara is Japanese according to Lumi, so it must be true

>>91730314
No, because when she's bad at them she gets mad and that amuses me.

>>91730573
Hina will show up in the collab.

It will be Aiko's voice.

I'm so sorry.

>>91731241
This is believable.

>>91731443

hina will be replaced by yuri

>>91730314
If they're entertaining then I don't really care if they're bad at my favorite game.

>>91730314
Women being bad at video games is funny.

>>91731467
wtf they sound eerily the same, hina may really just be aiko putting on an onee-san style streamer voice...

>>91731443
There's only one person besides Hina who can do the voice

The anniversary will blow you away

>>91731505
This.

catbox has been fucking up for me all month. Only like 1 of 10 soundposts actually play for me now

>>91731528
:)

Soon

Since pipkm pippa will be doing a christmas concert featuring alienmixture, it solidifies the rrat that she is the green invader

>>91731241
>>91731670
Combine these rrats

>>91731677
It's actually femanon.

>>91731677
when was the last time someone from the pippaverse phased in

>>91731179
The what?

>>91731677
AM is one of those cases where the corporate restrictions made someone funny and enjoyable and it falling away immediately killed the content.

>>91731677
>the new Invie that will 'save' phase is the TVA blowjob girl
I'm sorry Hime, please take me back as a member

>>91731749

rrat: sakana forgot to post hina’s second hiatus

>>91731791

I'm gonna fucking morb

>>91731791
Phase
Connect
Is
A
Retirement
Home
For
Washed
Up
Asian (is Alien asian?)
Sluts

>>91731862
but the soundposts in this thread work fine

>>91731825
The most likely theory in this thread.

>>91731907
for you

You guys have such low expectations for the Invaders. Currently, this company can do high poaches like VShojo, if truly needed.

>>91731954
I'll believe it when I see it.

>>91731954
get mint then

>>91731954
I don't think they should even be adding more people. The ones that are already here need to stream and it could be almost 24 hours straight of cawntent to consuuuuuume

Was he right?

>>91731954
Minto, Doobi & Doki.
That's all i want

>>91731925
i feel like i should do a batman joke here but i'm not witty enough so have an eimi

>>91732016
He's married with a kid I think its safe to give up at this stage. As long as you don't get fat

>>91731862
just use a different DNS dumbass

>>91731954
I could not give a shit if the new invader is Barack Obama. We're full, I don't care about new phasers.

>>91732016
Is pippa a coke girly or a pepsi tranny?

>>91731954
Phase doesn't even need new members.

We're gonna be a laughing stock of the catalog for few days if something goes wrong...
I don't want it

Fucking hell.
Fishman knew the truth from the start. That's why he forbid green women.

>>91680281

will the new invaders solve the dead hours

>>91732051
>batman joke
How the fuck do you get that from it? Are you autistic?

>>91732081
I remember her saying she liked coca cola.

>>91731862

>>91732122
>catalog
ew

Even if I was allowed to tell you what is going to be in the anniversary you guys would not believe me anyways~

>>91731872
Alien has some fleshposts on her twitter

>>91730314
is she having fun?
if yes, then I can deal with her being bad at it

I'm not even that green...

>>91732162
Oh shit Eimi joi confirmed

>>91732162
ok when will you post your tits though

>>91732122
That's for unstable holo nuclei, phase cores are stable (0 graduations)

>>91732134
the whole bane thing with "the big guy" and "for you" skit etc

>>91732112
How dare you to NOT TRUST

TRUST THE DOG'S PLAN
80 YEARS OF STREAM
WEEK 38

>>91732189
I WILL find you and RAPE you

>>91732189
Fuck off, Kermit.

>>91732162
vagueposting is so 2021

just how many actual phase girls are in the thread right now?
we're either having a massive larper infestation, or they're real, which would be even worse

>>91732060
I've tried 3 different DNS servers and it's still broken

>>91732276
I am Pippa

>>91732244
Do you have the other kinda pills, with the better lumi

winter break ruined /vt/

T-thanks Wemi...
https://twitter.com/Remilia_Nephys/status/1869064414906957879

>>91732276
>just how many actual phase girls are in the thread
zero
>we're either having a massive larper infestation
seems the same as always, but this time the local larpers are invader larpers

>>91732276
Surely the phase girls will answer random anon because... b-because they will, ok?!
kek

>>91732309
Pippa i forgive you. I'll watch your next stream i promise