/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>77269480
BAUSED

plenty of holos stream less than once a week this is fine it's going to be fine

They really were talking about us in the interview like we we're their lovers or something, like that fresh exciting love of a new relationship where you just wanna tell everyone, It's so adorable

>>77269670
I dont want to live with less than 1 stream per week though

>>77269575
REDO THE DAMNED THREAD,WHERE IS THE FUCKING SUBJECT GODDAMNIT

>>77269670
sound like holos i don't follow

>>77269766
wtf i missed it? swear i clicked it there was even the autocomplete when i clicked subject
oh well

>>77269766
meh it still comes up when you type in baubau chillout

>>77269766
It still shows up when you search for bau, so it’s fine.

>>77269670
I don't watch plenty of Holos, I watch Fuwamoco.

>>77269792
Well Mumei is great and if you like FWMC I think you would probably enjoy her too

Wish I could get 10 minutes alone with them to tell them how much I love them and what they mean to me, I could be happy with just that short conversation.

>>77269981
You can already tell them that.

>>77269981
We all know that's not what you want to do with them.

>>77270037
Some things you just can't say over social media Anon, unless I were to write a letter, but that's a huge gamble, the fags at cover could just decide they don't like my ink choice and toss it. Along with reading an incredibly personal letter meant for just them.

>>77269862
fake whore no thanks

>>77269840
>>77269792
FuwaMoco are some of the biggest HoloFans there are and would be sad to hear you don't watch their senpai

>>77269981
Meet and greets are 3 minutes I think, is that enough time?

>>77270187
Nobody is watching some of their senpai because they don't fucking stream.

>>77270187
I think they respect their fans watching choices just like we respect theirs, well some of us do anyway. I highly doubt they care if their fans watch someone else or not.

>>77270187
I'm not sure about that. They're very possessive of their Ruffians

>>77270234
It would have to be, but no way am I saying something as embarrassing as what's in my head out loud in a crowd of other people, so I'd just hint at it.

>>77270234
Meet and greets aren't alone

>>77270271
They don't mind it, but they clearly are the jealous type and a little possessive. They wanna be first even if they can't say it.

>>77270242
How can you say that with a straight face when FWMC are on a half year hiatus in their debut year?

>>77270187
who said i don't watch other holos? i watch jp daily, i don't usually watch those who rarely streams.

>>77270186
She is neither of those things. You have never watched her kindly fuck off.

>>77270464
Yeah Mumei is actually pretty damn good, from what I hear her fans almost lost her to the other sickness plaguing promise for a while, but she actually listened to them and some of her fans even say she teeters on GFE now, I'm happy for Hoomans

Who will win the AkuPeko SF6 duel?

I had a dream about FuwaMoco

>>77270561
What was it about?

>>77270526
Mumei is the kind of person that does GFE accidentally by just being herself, it's beautiful and perfect and I love her. I also love FuwaMoco but their content is more deliberate

>>77270642
I'm glad she makes you happy, never really got it before FWMC but I get it now honestly, Oshi's are fucking wild and you get swept away whether you want to be or not.

>>77270599
It was of a vast wasteland with an infinite number of swords spread out to the horizon like countless grave markers. An unlimited number of giant cogwheels turned in the burning sky.

>>77270234
3 minutes will fly by and I will do nothing but blurt out how much I love them

>>77270297
The manager isn't going to give a shit if you spill your spaghetti

>>77270861
I'd try to make them laugh too. maybe comment some thing dumb about how they're a lot taller 'in person' or something

>>77270832
Why do dreams have to be so lit sometimes
It's good inspiration at least

>>77270908
Im not funny enough to spontaneously be able to make it them laugh unfortunately so I'll just try to make them happy complimenting them

>>77270890
The manager will know you're a sperg and filter you from all future submissions and hide your chat messages.

>>77270973
I think the situation in general is prime for laughs, meeting someone new can be awkward and a lot of the time people want an excuse to laugh and shake off some awkwardness, I think I could do it.

>>77270832
Tracer...

>>77270995
Manechan has had to look at all my submissions she already knows I'm a sperg

>>77270951
I don't think I've actually had a pleasant dream in my entire life. Even though I've had a handful of sex dreams about Holos I never get to finish so they're just frustrating

>>77271100
Trying to finish is what's waking you up anon

>>77270995
Well the manager should fucking know that FWMC loves their spaghetti spillers

>>77271200
True, they go gaga for just about any love bomb or love comment so. now they just need to start FUCKING BELIEVING THEM and we'll be all set.

>>77271100
You could jack of to the thought of rest of it. That's what I usually do.
You could also try to master lucid dreaming so you could just try to fuck around even if you're stuck in a nightmare or something

>>77271237
They believe all the love comments and that's why the love us all so much

>>77271432
I've managed to do it a few times and its really close to the real thing, kind of amazing how accurately your brain can replicate things its never done or has little experience in

>>77271486
They want to believe them but they probably don't feel worthy or worth that attention because of the trauma they've suffered. We're making good progress though, I want them to understand how much they're loved.

https://x.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1797556573843464686

https://x.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1797556573843464686

>>77271696
>>77271707
Do I reply with a timestamp? Or do I tweet it with the hashtag?

>>77271707
posting timestamps won't get me shadowbanned like in YouTube, will it?

>>77271790
I would assume the hashtag.

>>77271707
Not to be negative but we haven't had a FWMC Morning in almost a month, that just rubs me the wrong way

Alright, who's going to post FWMC morning 28?

>>77271937
How is it meant to rub you the wrong way? they wanna collect this stuff early in advance so they have it on hand when the 100th episode comes around, they start early, we know this.

>>77271980
I'll do it.

There are a lot of episodes of fuwamoco morning.

>>77272068
https://pastebin.com/9bQeDj9L

>>77272068
There are, I'm debating diving in and watching a ton of them because there's been so many my memories are kinda blurred together.

>>77272068
96 episodes actually

Oh god there's so many episodes.

>>77271696
>>77271707
Time to go through the soundposts

I wanna pick #50
But I'm not there and I'm still salty

>>77272130
oh thank god he's just straight up drawing naked fuwamoco now
keep up the good work vampy, my cocki s pleased

>>77272130
Nice, but I can already foresee the janny wont like this one

>>77272130
Why does a young fully-grown demon dog puppy need so much milk.

>>77272130
Holy shit....

>>77272204
I approve of it so there's no reason to delete it
>t. Purity chad

>always thinking about my favorite moments involving them
>get asked a question by time
>mind suddenly draws blanks
every single time

I like the one where they had to address a misunderstanding

i'm going to have to check the hashtag to make sure my moment wasn't already taken by the time i figure out which one it is

i'll leave #28 to someone else, though repeat mentions aren't bad either, we have good reason to be proud of our LTST singing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_hsZFDEKPs&t=1184s

someone should pick the panties question from #41

>>77272303
Especially something as vast as FWMCM, It all blends together for me.

So does this mean that they've already picked what submissions will be used in the next few FWMC mornings?
The hashtag is going to be filled with clips and your walks and doggies of the day are going to be buried

>>77272704
Fuck it, I'm going for it. I DO think about this moment often.

if mococko did actually have a penis would you still watch her

>>77272704
>In the end cats are good too
I will save them

>>77272704
I want to give them a huge litter of pups

>>77272888
I would unsub to everyone else and exclusively watch her

>>77272888
Yeah because even if she has one she's so much like an actual girl that it doesn't bother me, unlike most trannies.

>>77272888
I would become Raul but for Fuwawa

watching fuckin irys rn of all people, this is what no streams does to a mfer

>>77272928
I want them to give me a litter of puppies

twitter blue fags get another massive leg up being able to fit more than caveman speak to answer the prompt not to mention the boost in visibility. I bought it just for this sorry I can't live in the shadows any longer

>>77273347
If you can't be concise and succinct in your replies, it wasn't worth it anyways.

>the time you picked my scoop
>the time you picked my submission
>the time I was ESR
I don't doubt it was memorable to you but jesus christ that's not what they are looking for

>>77273347
what's even there to say, just drop your link on the hashtag

I'll help you out since I already submitted mine: Mococo's batman dream

>>77273390
This is why true fans try to create moments that everyone can enjoy, but you still know you were the one behind it.

Do we reply to the tweet or do we use the hashtag?

>>77273666
hashtag I guess, I did both

>>77273390
It probably won't be used for whatever they're cooking up but since half the point of the show is user submissions it probably makes them happy to read that getting their walk or dog picked made those ruffians happy enough to leave a lasting impression

>>77273666
i simply used the hashtag satan

>>77272838
madman

>finally work up the courage to start posting #FWMCMORNING submissions again this weekend
>all will be buried and gone now
I am never making it onto the show am I?

>>77273913
just post it again once they have a schedule

>>77273384
https://x.com/AlizonetoRocha/status/1797571348107280528

>>77273913
There's not really any point posting submissions until it comes back, just repost them when they start scheduling them again

>>77273965
>https://x.com/AlizonetoRocha/status/1797571348107280528
That's pretty light for his brand of mental illness.

>>77273965

>>77273965
jesas

FUWAMOCOMORNING 43 (sleepy edition) this episode was made for me, start to finish, also one of the few I couldn't make it live (I never forgave myself) so funny and so cute!
FUWAMOCOMORNING FRIDAY 13th
the whole episode gimmick is so creepy that I had to save it for the next gen!

FuwaMoco Morning for me is a short format morning show, that is held every Friday, Wednesday and Monday! aka FUWAMOCO! The way to start my day with the right paw! Hosted by my favorite demon guard dogs!
The show gives me so much joy, as a ruffian I get to interact with you two!

It gives me the energy to leave the bed on harsh days and is something I look forward to every week, is really a part of the FuwaMoco way of doing things that I love, even if I never had the joy of getting selected or called at the end of the episode, I loved everyone one of them

The show is funny, light and informative! A good bite size stream even for those on the go! Is the major selling point for me is how intimate it feels, getting ready for the day with you two is so rewarding and the way you both keep bringing new ideias to the format is great too!

It's true the time often goes way beyond 20 min, that is something that I like too, it feels like good slow fun without much worry for time limits, is like hanging out with you, lovely cute fluffy and fuzzy gals, I want it to go forever, I really do, I want to see Natto conquered

I want to keep trying and guess where Pero is next and what he is up to, I want to hear all about the dreams you have with the ruffians and mammapuppy and pappapuppy, I want to hear your opinion on the new merch releases and events for Hololive and I want to see the ruffians walk

I want to hear you tell me how the new doggie of the day BAU BAUs, even if he mews instead, I am discovering the world with the photos everyone submits and I am loving it, it feels like a old program I really loved about culture and food, but with crazy vistas instead!

I want to see new specials episodes and new Mococo art, sometimes new guests like Koyori and that one time Nerissa left a video message! I always look forward to it, is something very dear to me.


To finalize, I have my two favorites, yes, but to highlight a favorite moment in 43 and Friday the 13th even as I am watching it again right now to do it, would undersell the geniuses behind the full composition, it was perfect down to the very details!

I believe the preparation for both are impeccable done and the fact that 43 sells the joke of one of my favorite tropes makes it stand out even more to me, Friday 13th took me by surprise even if I had guessed some aspects of it, the way it went gave me a sense of dread for real!

in short is the full thing that makes me love it, both the morning show and the episodes I mention, I love how it brings me the viewer and you two the ones behind it closer, the Ruffians benefit from a short sweet time with you sweeties and you two get to see us bright and early!

It works as great motivators for you and for us, Ruffians run on FuwaMoco battery and FuwaMoco runs on Ruffians battery, this is the best Morning Show ever in the story of Morning Shows! I really appreciate your effort to keep it going even after going to a JST timezone!

I always feel like I want more and more of it, more time with you and more episodes and yet I feel satisfied and ready to get my hands on the job and work hard! My heart always gets warmed by the end of it, I am really grateful, it is always great fun to watch it! I love you FWMC

>>77273965
...j-jesas...

>>77273965
holy shit

>>77274024
That reminds me you could just put your wall in the alt text of the image you post

>>77274024
holy fuck and I though *I* was wordy and jabbered on about my love and appreciation for them too much.

>>77273965
damn, why does being Brazilian and being mentally-ill go hand in hand.

>>77273965
This is unironically the type of response they love to sit down and read. When I get back from work I'm going to probably do a 1/14 minimum because I cannot fit what I love about fuwamoco morning into 240 characters or whatever the limit is and I can't afford premium.

>>77274179
isn't premium like $3

>>77274236
basic yeah

>>77274179
>because I cannot fit what I love about fuwamoco morning into 240 characters or whatever the limit is and I can't afford premium.
Just take a screencap of whatever you type in notepad.

>>77274309
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh I should have looked at this thread before I submitted. oh well whats done is done

My favorite moment is when Fuwawa had to admit she was sexy live.

>>77274398
baused

>>77274398

>>77274378
Yeah, I really only started doing that not that long ago.

/baubau/ talking about men again
always brown too for some reason

>>77274516

>>77274398
Damn right, I wasn't gonna let that shit she said slide, Fuwawa IS sexy

>bookmarked
kek which one of you was it

She's gorgeous and she knows it.

>>77274630
Me

>>77274630
ehehehe

>>77274630
>mfw bookmarkschizo only pushes posts further up the algorithm by bookmarking
he's a hero

are we watching kosexy biboo in a few hours?

>>77274643
You had so long to spell it right Ruffian come on.

>>77274721
no i'm watching aqua and pekora play street fighter and miko play nardo

>>77274721
why is this brat streaming so early

>>77274742
prob because of zeta and orange woman

>>77274643
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1_TrjK0090&t=8531s

https://x.com/friedscream/status/1797577184951079045

>>77275009
severe bautism but I gotta hand it to him he's a pro at baiting likes from them, maybe even a reply in this case.

>>77275009
thanks monsters inc but i already submitted through the hashtag lol

>>77274944
fuwawa? gorgeous?
>ehehehe

>>77275009
Obviously they will see both what is even the point of this question?

>>77275080
>>77275022

>>77275060
i fucking love this woman

>>77275009
Do Ruffians really need step by step instructions for everything? Why does everyone over complicate and overthink so much even in simple shit like this? I know they'll reply to that because they know their fans are literal retards but jesus christ.

I keep having to fucking block and report twitter bots, Elon for fucks sake.

>>77275137
Don't lump me in, I just assumed the hashtag or a direct tweet reply, the obvious answer is usually the simplest.

>>77275137
Fuwawa needs to change my diaper

>>77275137
open wide wuffian

>>77275193
why is she teasing me with those floofies? MAMA MAMA MAMA FUWAWA

>>77275193
mama i don't want to drink from the bottle i want to drink straight from the source!!

>>77275193
That look always makes me think this is a planned kidnapping, her eggs have dried up yet she still wants to raise a child with Mococo.

>>77275291
>>77275257

>>77275291
do hags still produce quality milk even if their womb is barren?

>>77275346
holy mother of milk jugs!

>>77275346
The crimes I would commit to nurse from those floofies, for just a day.

>>77275346

>>77275346
Imagine how much bigger they'd get once she had a puppy or 11...

mama fuwawa i'm thirsty!!

>>77275445
She'd produce too much and she'd be all swollen and her puppies wouldn't hungry enough, so its up to me to relieve her burdens.

>>77275469
she milks me as I milk her, as god intended.

fluffy love

>>77275504
the best experience

Fluffy love!

>>77275605
my mocotyan

>>77275605

>>77275605
Moco-chan if you keep making that grumpy face I'm gonna kiss you right on your lips. and hold your hand without a glove.

I love the way she bounces

>>77275646

>>77275646
There's no way she doesn't know exactly what she is doing to me with those head nods. Fuwawa needs to take responsibility.

>>77275681
My baby is just jamming, your lewd thoughts are your own, besides. That's MY wife.

>>77275646
>>77275667
>>77275681
mother of god

>>77275605
rabu mogojan

>>77275605

Little bit of Fuzzy love too...?

>>77275780
of course!

>>77275780
I want to sample the fuzz

>>77275780
rape

Her royal highness...

her royal thighness

her royal niceass...

ass

I love them, have a good day everyone

>>77275913
oh my goodness Moco-chan...

>>77275879
Need more back and shoulders, then I'll be happy. BUT NO TAIL

kage bushin no jutsu

>>77275953

>>77275913
Mocotyan, the pon-de-rings... they're making you extra fuzzy...

>>77275978
LONG HAIR MOCOCO HOLY FUCKING
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>77275978
icomochi... onegai

>>77276058
careful anon this was enough to warrant me a 3 day

>>77276058
Sayonara....gorilla-san.

just a passer-by here. the blue one has nice big tetas.

>>77276206
yes i'm aware, but that's my wife and her name is fuwawa abyssgard. needless to say i'm quite the lucky guy

>>77276206
Check them out sometime if you're not bullshitting, they're both fun and sweet girls. They're not streaming much but the the Donkey Kong vods are quintessential FuwaMoco.

>>77276206
Yes, she does.

>>77276058
Another gorilla life needlessly lost. The jungle has fallen rather quiet recently...

>>77276206
She does.

>>77276302
By the time we warned him, its too late, They're pretty much all gone now, or toeing the line. Sad times ahead honestly.

Don’t look tranny janny! It’s a woman!
ywnbaw faggot

sisters love each other

>>77276250
she's muy hermosa.
>>77276272
will do, mi amigo.

>>77276503
get off the fucking stove before I rape your sister

>>77276503
i'm gonna bend fuwawa over the stove and breed her

>>77276503
Fuwawa, how many times do I need to rape you before you get off my fucking stove, I'm hungry.

>rape
This is what society becomes when you chase away all of the gorillas and only nasty cum stained chimps remain.

Take us to paradise

>>77276786
I got warned for this, careful.

>>77276786
I'll take that gorgeous princess to paradise

>>77276837
holy shit is NOTHING sacred?

>>77276837
I've also been warned for this.

https://x.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1797597480265384251

>retweeting traced slop

rabu fuwawa rabu rabu

>>77277178
Fuwasoup....I need some before I die.

Have you ever wanted to cum inside of Mococo?

>>77277284
Holy thigh squish

>>77277178
>instant reply by Senchou
Fuwawa must be in bliss

>>77277178

>Friday 8pm CST
FWMC COLLAB
FWMC COLLAB
FWMC COLLAB

I want to eat out fuwamoco too. What do they taste like?

>>77277530
>???
i'm not getting my hopes up

>>77277533
Canceled again probably, FWMC hate her on stream

>>77277462
Every second of the day yes.

>>77277577
meant for >>77277533

>>77277617

>>77276272
>they're both fun and sweet girls.
I read that as both fun and sweaty

>>77277530
I know fuwawa is screaming right now, and probably a little wet.

>Really soon
So are we coming back to a semi-normal schedule or what? Or is this going to be them pumping out only FWMC morning for a week and a quarter to hit 100 and then dropping it?

>>77277670
This is also true, except that sweat is for me.

>>77277679
I'm going in

>>77277679

>>77277724
Get new material, they've implied it'll continue, although I wouldn't mind it if it was once or twice a week at most after EP 100

>>77277649
I'm getting silly again Mococo

>>77277735
Not before her oshi you aren't.

>>77277724
Probably a week to get to 99 with no other streams and then saving 100 for whenever they can actually return as a big finale to the show

>>77277774
Well then, are we going back to semi-regular streaming with the return of FWMC morning, because it would be weird if it was just FWMC morning that came back with nothing else really happening during the week for them.

>>77277178
Are they gonna be there when Rissa meets Marine?

>>77277906
Don't know, wouldn't venture to know, they're back when they're back. If you know them you know they're gone right now for a good reason. People are complaining about nothing but SC readings, if they did a different type of stream in response would you still complain? I wouldn't mind, I'd welcome something a little different.

>>77277957
Why so defensive? Calm down there schizo, I was just asking if they might be coming back soon-ish with that tweet.

>>77277530
giwtwm

>>77278041
Apologies in that case, I don't know honestly. Maybe it means they'll have slightly more freedom in the schedule? Maybe some things are ramping down a bit but they're still busy.

>>77278054
Goddamn cop more of a feel Mococo, you skeevy dog.

>>77277957
maybe they read my idea of making episode 100 a special one. then making it the last with a nice send off to fwmc morning

>>77278136
>ask what we like about FWMC Morning
>only to end it

>>77278085
Yeah, just a hope given they talked about some things falling off on the back end and starting to work through some of the homework in that Sat stream a week and a half ago. But then again they also said during that stream that they were thinking about cooling it a little with taking on homework but then kinda flipped it on Thursday with the reverse statement.

>>77278136
Based on what their tweets have said I am fairly confident they're gonna keep making them after 100, but If that's the case, I'd prefer them once a week.

>>77278176
I see it happening honestly might as well end it on a milestone

>>77278193
God bless them but they're women, we'll have to actually wait and see what happens after to truly know.

>>77278176
>>77278196
i'm shitposting, but i wouldn't mind if gone and replaced with something else later. no need for 3 streams a week at weird time for fwmc (midnight jst) anymore

>>77278294
I'd prefer it around once a week free up some slots for them to try a few other things or just take some more rest days.

I propose FWMC After Dark for members.

>>77278404
but mococo doesnt like sex

>>77278176
We saw what happened after 100 days of streaming. I imagine it will change drastically after ep 100 for fwmcmorning too. They probably wish they had wrapped it up before this long summer break from streams but that didn't work out.

>>77278136
>my idea
Heh. Well 100's going to be a milestone for them so that's a given. It honestly sounded like they'll continue it but they always end up doing something different instead. At most, if they did start to cut back on it. I'd would cut it to two days a week for a compromise. Mondays for Mococo Pup Talks to start the week and Fridays to wrap up with Fuwawa to end it.
>>77278404
Restrict it to Tier 2 minimum so we don't have ARSfags gifting subs.

My favorite part of FWMC morning was when they answered my question, but that's not worth tweeting at them

I think reducing frequency is the way to go. Moco-chan wants to do ring fit but is worried about spamming it, do it once a week and have one less FWMC Morning. Doesn't have to be at the same time, since it would be weird to exercise at 1am once DST changes, but maybe something like 8-9am for them, and no FWMC Morning the previous night means they can (in theory) rest for longer before having to weak up earlier for the stream. On practice they'll still be on twitter until 3am, but that's their choice, not an obligation.

>>77278496
Not against this idea honestly, I like FWMCM but having something different replace it after 100 episodes or at least maybe one episode a week would be preferable. Depends on how they do their full schedules when they come back.

FWMC should play Rabbit and Steel it looks easy enough for them

>>77278446
Doesn't matter if she likes it if the Ruffians want it they'll together it.

>>77278536
>bipoc brown rabbits
dei no...

brace yourselves for the worst likeschizo wave yet when people get their episode 100 submissions skipped

Finished bookmarking all replies with timestamps. Hopefully everyone made their submissions! Thanks!!

>>77278294
>i wouldn't mind if gone and replaced with something else later. no need for 3 streams a week at weird time for fwmc
When would they do those streams then? That's probably the only time besides the evening when people from NA can watch them, if they do weekly streams at a more "convenient" time for them most of us will either be at work or sleeping.

>>77278598
don't fwmc usually choose what they see only a few days before the stream anyway?

>>77278598
>>77278606

>>77278598
my submissions get skipped regardless of episode

>>77278598
>>77278630
I thought they said Suzu handled submissions and the only thing they do themselves are Rawr n’ Responses.

>>77278598
Haha jokes on you, I never submit anything and rarely reply/post in the hashtag on twitter.

>>77278598
>skipped during their 100 episode celebration
I’M ABOUT TO MENHERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>77278696
they just said that to throw her under the bus like with SCs

>>77278736
>AND you don’t get ESR
O Im laffin

>>77278628
Just make the swap. I've been VoDgang for a long time before them for someone else, I'll be Vodgang again for them. It'll hurt a little because I actually got to watch a decent amount of their streams live, but I'll live.

>>77278696
No they said FWMC Morning were the only ones that they chose without Suzu. But if people go menhera I'm sure they will retcon that and throw her under the bus for the ??th time

>>77278755
The SC thing was the fault of a bunch of retards, if they hadn't spammed oranges for attention we may not be here. And on second thought maybe that's a good thing.

>>77278755
how many times have fwmc done that by now

>>77278829
Best thing she did was ban Raul, but you saw how that went. Think she's a tad overhated lmao

>100 ESR for the finale episode 100
>still not ESR
>multiple ruffians 2x ESR in the same episode because they are retarded
Should I just send a SC to get ESR to remove the risk of not getting it?

>>77278864
You're putting too much stock into a fucking title. Relax.

>>77278901
They literally have said it's a requirement for marriage with them. I think you're underselling it a bit.

>>77278934
>a requirement for marriage with them
>been ESR twice
yeah i'm thinking i won

>>77278805
But that's basically telling their main audience to just stop watching live a weekly thing they'd do, I honestly don't see them doing that, they said multiple times that they want to stream for us and that they wouldn't change streaming times. It's important for them.

>>77278963
but was it from each of them? I've only gotten Mococo ESR so I really need the Fuwawa one because a marriage isn't happening if I can't marry both of them.

>>77278963
>forgetting about the 8-time world champion Marina

>>77278934
Timestamp?

>>77279009
first was from fuwawa
second was from both

what do you think wuffians?

>>77279046
SEX.

>>77279004
they lied to you

>>77279046
mating press

>>77279046
How the fuck does that bra work

>>77279004
And if you actually like them for them, you'd be fine with sometimes having to watch VoDs.

>>77279079
KYS brown tranny.

>>77279039
https://x.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1732099557193076793

>RUFFIANS how are the marriage plans going along?
>Fuwamoco has yet to thank me as an extra special ruffian at the end of Fuwamoco Morning so poorly
>That's horrible! Well, we'll just have to make you an extra special Ruffian right now then huh, Psyhoices!

>>77278934
Gonna need a timestamp for that specifically, doesn't sound like something they'd say in earnest.

>>77279046
Not big and saggy enough

>>77279091
No. Even FWMC know that watching live is a million times better. They'll never do that change.

>>77279113

>>77279095
>No bau bau after calling his name
Fake ESR

>>77279095
esrchads RISE UP

>>77279137
Perfect

>>77279095
Well shit I shoulda been more menhera and bitched on twitter for things. I feel like I get punished for having a smidgen of sanity sometimes.

>>77279095
So headcanon, ok.

I'm not ESR because they don't want people to know I'm their favorite ruffian

>>77279146
that was in the DM that every ESR receives after being granted the title.

>>77279221
My cope is my name maybe got called out on a stream once and I just wasn't there, but that's doubtful

>>77279093

I've been consistent since the beginning that if I don't get ESR by the end of episode 100 I'm oshihenning. So far no luck and it seems that day is drawing near... I am scared.

>>77279135
Again you have no dedication to them, you'd freak out about having to watch some of their streams as VoDs. I'm not saying EVERY stream would swap to a meh time for NA, just that you wouldn't be able to see all of them live.

>>77279280
It was a good run. I'll treat them well when you're gone

>>77279280
I've been to every stream since around christmas at the cost of my own health sometimes and I still haven't gotten it, am I invisible or something? Or do they hate me specifically.

do your floofies hang low?

>>77279280
Kami Puppy, may this tranny never be granted the title of ESR by the end of episode 100 so that there will be one less menhera in the fold.

Baumen.

>>77279095
Why the fuck do they reward fans for being openly whiny and bitchy?

>>77279280
Fuck you. They're gonna keep doing it. You just want an excuse.

>>77279335
Thank you. I still have hope I'll get in. No giving up until it's actually over. If there are 100 names picked and I still am not one of them, especially if some people get double dipped I'll probably bitch on twitter then kill myself

>>77279380
because they love menheras. that's not a shitpost it's reality. If you are a normal person that doesn't traumadump you're just fucking boring. Make them worry, insult them, stir up drama. They live for that kind of shit given their taste in media.

fuwawa!

Also after the bitching here about liking their favorites they went back and liked me too, do they think I'm here whining about that? Cause if that's the case I'm kinda insulted.

>Immerse myself in weeb stuff from a young age because I don't like western culture
>Develop yellow fever
>Learn Japanese in order to not even rely on content that's translates to English
>Hope to marry my way into japanese citizenship one day
>Fall in love with two white NA women
How the fuck does that happen?

>>77279349

>>77279498
Yes, they can tell who you are by your posting style and times. They have an in depth spreadsheet and see everything, ruffian.

what are we watching /baubau/?

>>77279498
Yes they have a spreadsheet and use AI to identify posting style and know all the menheras who come here to complain anonymously

>>77279565
Fubuki and Kazama playing kusoge

>>77279565

>>77279542
Then they'd see that I haven't said a damn negative thing about them, so that doesn't make sense, even if it wasn't bullshit. Its just strange. I never complain about shit they do.

>>77278590
shit taste, brown anime style girls are cute. In fact some of the best colour choices for the rabbits are the ones with brown skin. Brown dancer is bunnyfu

>>77279603
>Ew I don't like that one Moco-chan, pick a different color...

>>77279565
Mikochi playing Borutos dad

>>77279599
>I haven't said a damn negative thing about them
But you have thought it.

>>77279509
Turns out while you idolized the Japs, you really just wanted a dorky girl like you that shares similar interests and figured there were none in the west.
Secret is, they (FuwaMoco) are a rarity in both the west and the east, which I think is what hooked in so many /jp/'s, old weebs, and general 'otaku'.

I only love and watch them for their bodies. I'm happy.

>>77279654
Fuck you got me, I hope they were reading my mind when I was drunk and kissing images of them on my screen. I hope that balances out my private menhera.

>>77279565
sakura getting a rasengan was funny

>>77279599
It's not strange. They usually pick names from people who don't interact much. It's a way to hook new fans. If you're already tweeting at them you don't need ESR because they already know you better than most ruffians who only watch streams

>>77279693
Retard

>>77279565
Gonna watch Wawa's NV stream from last week cause I was busy this weekend. Other than that gonna catch up on Frieren and the reboot of S&W

>>77279719
Dunno, the situation with the likes makes me wonder if they dislike me for some reason, that's the only time they've interacted with me for like a month, when it used to be fairly consistent beforehand, maybe they were just trying to rope me in. Doesn't really bother me but it makes me wonder.

https://x.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1797613331093840154
https://x.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1797613664788512801

Big Day++
Incoming 3 hours on Twitter

>>77279719
>SC reading to dangle the carrot in front of the entrenched ruffians
>Replies to mostly non-Ruffians during RNR to try and hook in new fans
Bleh.

https://x.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1797614179337351583
beri beri beri cute

shiori sex approved

Sex with autistic hags

GO TO SLEEP and GET OFF TWITTER you STUPID FUCKING DOGS

Anyone else going to anime expo? Expecting lots of huge Ws with wuffians and the orgy is gonna be kitty litty

>>77279805
I know its hard to shake those thoughts but they definitely don't dislike you or deliberately avoiding you. Just works out like that sometimes.

>>77280085
It's only 10pm in Japan

>>77280185
I believed it for a long time early on, but yeah I know, ultimately I love them to death, even if it took me getting shitfaced to finally get it lmao. Even if I'm a bit boring and don't have many skills to impress them, I'll keep trying to impress them with my love and passion.

>>77280158
Hopefully they'll announce CTW soon and you can go to that on Sunday too.

better prepare your wallets for more merch
https://x.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1797614839529136429

>>77280012
I'll sex Shiori

>Reply to one of their posts for the first time in a while
>They're instantly posting more shit
Well, I guess that means getting a like is out the window now.

I wish more fan artists drew things like cuddling or kissing FWMC more, I need porn for my heart goddamnit. Koahri's Mococo handholding lit a fire in me.

>>77280403
skeb

Oh damn, Marine got full puppy access, god I'm jealous.

>the "most important homework yet" was a figure

>>77280552
Can't wait for all the jar posting.

JP Ruffian replying to Marine about not forgiving her for eating them lmao

let's play first strike /baubau/

>>77280817
Whats that? Bowling?

Is advent really skipping ahead of promise for figures? Nerissa also was teasing the announcement too. I can't tell if it's just them being massive hololive nerds or if they are getting merch. Did we stuff the ballot for fhr survey that much??

>>77280868
mahjong

>>77280817
oops i meant 3rd strike kek
>>77280868
SF

>>77280897
maybe both gens are getting at the same time? it is an announcement with yagoo

>>77280897
It's them wanting figures themselves which is why they have puppy eyes.

>>77280552
>>77280897
They can be excited just to see new hololive stuff in general, it doesn't have to be specifically them

>>77280897
I forgot about that survey. Yeah ruffians probably made them take notice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=3-dVoybK3zY

To be honest if you don't make it onto episode 100 in some way you may as well give up on everything.

>>77281094
They know me and love me, and I love them.

At least for holoJP they announce a FUCKTON of figures at once and then take over a year to launch all of them. It's perfectly possible to announce both Promise and Advent together while still respecting seniority in the release schedule. Don't expect preorders any time soon.

>>77281229
Limited AX early release it is

>>77281094
I won't even get to watch it live but I know it in my heart that they love me.

https://x.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1797620110120878590

>>77281498
My poll rigging wives...

>>77281498
you heard them lads, get to work

>>77281498
Want to what, fuck? I'll let them know I guess

>>77281498
want to what the figures?
cum all over them?
yeah me too mococo

>>77281776
>>77281602
call them dumb dogs on #helpfwmc and you'll get a reply or at least a like

>>77281436
nurse mogotyan...

>>77281436
nurse I'm not feeling so good I can't stop thinking about tearing all of your clothes off and fucking you until I pass out

>>77281436
Nurse Mococo, my groin really hurts could you please take a close look at it.

>>77279940
Would you?

>>77282178
No, I only have eyes for dogs, not librarians.

>>77281436
Doctor, doctor give me the news, I've got a bad case of lovin' you!

I LOVE FUWAMOCO! btw, where is Pero? I miss that fat fuck...

How do we stop Senchou?

>>77282271
Lots and lots of sex