/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>219
It's over...

Memory is live

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UirkDEvlrFg


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UirkDEvlrFg

awa

https://files.catbox.moe/dksts0.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/ihxgn7.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/v9nphw.mp4

I want to fuck Uruka nonconsensually

>>76356507

>40 mins of footage before I need to clean it up and trim it...

I want to mangle Hime Rie so goddamn bad. I don't know how much longer I can live without feeling my knuckles sink into her soft tummy, over and over and over until she throws up. I need the sensation of my fingers digging into the flesh of her neck as I slam her into a wall until she's even more retarded than she is now. I want to hear her whimper when I break her ankles and force her to crawl on the ground and drink out of a dog bowl. How does she do this to me? I don't feel like this for any other girl.

Uruka loves me...

>>76356507
ayyeeeee /pcg/ bros, is this real?

Nini, /pcg/. I’m very happy we’re getting a part 3 of the Pippa merch streams. Can’t believe she also admitted to being thick around the thighs and booty. Holy shit

why did pippa heart this and retweet it? does she want us to fap to her or not?
https://twitter.com/ReimaruArt/status/1792605315147464860

>>76356808
I hate double-sided onaholes.

>>76356808
>does she want us to fap to her or not?
Depends on the day. She did that, got offline for a few hours, and just got back on. She went to rub one out.

Lumi!

>>76356827
twonaholes*

>>76356827
con: no suction
pro: easy cleanup
pro: you can spit roast it with a friend

>>76356919
>easy cleanup
Yeah, until one day you'll accidentally forget about it having a giant hole at the end and shoot your goo at the wall. The stain never went away.

>>76356523
Having her on while I try and sleep :>

>memory 25 viewers
she even put a translator like Loki... this is very grim

>>76356507
Grim.

>>76356946
now your wall is pregante

>>76356919
>No suction
But that's the best part

>>76356997
It's been slow tonight all around

>>76356997
Wasn't Nasa that low at some point?

>>76356507
Why are the views so much further down from the past week?
It's several standard deviations lower now.

>>76356880
yeah, i noticed that too. recently, after she cooms she always owlposts. every time.

Honestly Sakana should ship me my merchandise I bought

>>76357043
Youtube bullshit. They're messing with the viewcount calculation again.

>>76356997
Something is up with YouTube's algorithm. Views are down for everyone as of 8 or 9 hours ago.

>>76357004
that's why it's a con and not a pro. unless you don't like suction on your penis?

I just want a cute gf (male) to watch phaserd2 gether with.... preferably on my lap in skirt

>>76356578
you can do it anon
never give up

>>76357088
isnt i dunno, 5 am on a weekday

>>76357115
Getting there.

>>76357088
Solar storm destroyed internet pls understand

>>76357040
>>76357042
i believe in her. she can go up
>>76357088
i thought that, but maybe i was coping

I'm GFE

>>76357070
Wait Bitch!!!

>>76357326
Proof?

>>76357326

lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKBHRGNl4lA

[Uruka news]
She just learned that Y.M.C.A is a gay song

I didn't know there was a Uruka general

>>76357533
Wait, it is?

i'll fart pippa's face and you can't stop me

>>76357664
>A minor yab turns into yet another permanent phase split

how do you even get addicted to wagie simulator, specially the retail simulation?

>>76357729
She'll do it right back at you bro

>>76357746
some wagie games can be cathartic because you aren't actually doing the task physically
and then there are the wagie games you can play without the risk of irl like drinking in truck simulator

I want to scratch and sniff uruka

>>76357773
I will use this audio as a fap material right now

uruka sure does love singing the incest song

Fishman Yuko needs help this is sad
>>76357844

>>76357915
doesn't she have a brother

>>76357856
there's this one too

>>76357773
I've been a little out of touch with pippa. From 0 to 100, how moldy is she right now?

>>76357209
iwanttobelieve.jpg

>>76357955
not my problem

And now we wait.

>>76357980
depends on the day and her mood/cycle really. just remember this woman admitted to not showering for months at a time, and she was being dead ass serious.

>>76357962
What the fuck, what kind of sex noises is that? I don't want to imagine that I'm fucking a retard

>>76357955
She deserted her role as Panko in favor of the jews, she made her bed.

>>76358012
shotcut, nice. whatcha makin' anon?

>>76357956
Have you heard about her talking about brother bear?

>Athletic
>As tall as her so around 5'10
>Musically inclined
>Works as a software dev at a Silicon Valley company so makes bank
>Rizzes different flavors of East Asian

Kinda makes sense for Uruga to like him

>>76358070
Something for Pippa's 333k

>>76358055
>I don't want to imagine that I'm fucking a retard
you dont have to imagine fucking a retard
you do it every time you jerk off

>>76358055
would you still have sex with pippa if she sounded like this the entire time?

NOW (Literally right now)
Fujikura Uruka (02:30UTC | LIVE | Supermarket Simulator)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1drnbW-YrA
Kokoromo Memory (09:00UTC | LIVE | Little Kitty, Big City)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UirkDEvlrFg

SOON
Gram Pico (11:00UTC | 1h | T2 Members Only: Social Studies Test 2)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFs7f1ZPHWM
Ayase Yuu (11:00UTC | 1h | Overwatch 2)
https://www.youtube.com/@ayaseyuu/streams
Himemiya Rie (13:00UTC | 3h | Lobotomy Corporation)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2VQH9tfqnE
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | 4h | Something)
https://www.youtube.com/@kannagiloki/streams

LATER
Tenma Maemi (18:00UTC | 8h | Cry of Fear)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz8ucJMTL9A
Ember Amane (19:00UTC | 9h | Animal Well)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Fpxx1dcRYE
Remilia Nephys (19:00UTC | 9h | Lobotomy Corporation)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dcxl5VuhgtE
Dizzy Dokuro (00:00UTC | 14h | Stonks 9800)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_p8MmLDXrE
Chisaka Airi (01:00UTC | 15h | Dress Up)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZeHt96kvbg
Pipkin Pippa (01:00UTC | 15h | Facebook Marketplace)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t7_m9BiyIY
Eimi Isami (02:00UTC | 16h | Cryptmaster)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j74UE52P7E8
Himemiya Rie (03:00UTC | 17h | Pools)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zKYhuKyiWE
Utatane Nasa (04:00UTC | 18h | 100% Accurate English Abbreviations)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE7bc1vjMiA
Jelly Hoshiumi (07:00UTC | 21h | Cover Recording)
https://www.youtube.com/@JellyHoshiumi/streams
Kokoromo Memory (09:00UTC | 23h | Narushio (New Genshin Clone))
https://www.youtube.com/@kokoromomemory_/streams
Ayase Yuu (13:00UTC | 27h | Apex Legends)
https://www.youtube.com/@ayaseyuu/streams
Gram Pico (14:00UTC | 28h | Pico Friend: Gomori)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39sYOmpAK9I
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | 28h | Members Only)
https://www.youtube.com/@kannagiloki/streams

Notes:
>Shiina may stream if she's feeling better
>Rie may guerilla Lobotomy Corp on any given night (Around 10:00UTC to 14:00UTC)
>Pico is taking submissions for a working life zatsu this week https://forms.gle/YwL6zfeVzyd2zDJq5
>Yuu is taking song requests for karaoke https://forms.gle/RpBsKm1u6VnrQssn6
>Phase is doing a clipping contest, it has prizes https://phase-connect.com/clipping-contest/

Girls without a current schedule:
Michi, Lia, Uruka, Shiina, Erina, Saya & Muyu

>>76358068
if she was really favoring the jews she would have kept the gfe going because it was bringing in money. she chose to go against them

Two visits and a quiet night makes sailing quite alright. Goodnight /pcg/.

>>76358055
or perhaps this is more your style

>>76358130
Archive reps say there's a more malicious reason as to why she dropped it entirely, but that's not a topic for this general.

>>76357955
If Yuko doesn't want to be a wagie she should walk back her content change and go hard into pissing ASMR.

>>76358184
then post it in jidf and cross post here, don't be a fag about it

After watching Uruka blabbering for the past few days I realized she's unironically a femcel. She's literally going to become a seething femanon and vtweeter if she ever graduates.

>>76358246
But that'd be an absolutely Liker dicksucking homosexual move

>>76357956
>>76358083
That whole situation makes me laugh because I have always pictured that whole thing as an Elliot Rodger-like situation, except with the roles reversed (Uruka being the femcel while her brother being a Chad) and with subtle incest undertones.

>>76358012
Based, I always knew you could do it in time

>>76358133
nini

>>76357955
why is her only option starbucks?
cant she try being a forklift driver in a warehouse or something else

>>76357955
Nahm she deserves it. Nice to see her fail.

>>76358068
>deserted her role as Panko
huh?

>>76358452
Yuko was supposed to originally be Panko but she got fed up of her time in the basement and left. Pippa confirmed it in her chat in a Green Bread twitch stream.

>>76357088
why do the jeets keep fucking with it they will never beat adblocker chads

>>76358502
based fish
glad we got panko

Memory-chan is so sweet, you guys are missing out
>but i'm EOP
she's got subtitles on

>>76357955
no she abandon her audience must suffer until she learns that is retarded

>>76358502
well we dodged a fucking bullet to say the least

>>76358567
i cant read and fuji is on

this game is so ass bro

>>76357955
This ghost should be the prime example for why no one should engage with GFE retards but the easy upfront money blinds women
Why build a stable and reliable audience over time when you could lie to unstable creeps and pretend they don't repulse every fiber of your being for immediate gains?

>>76358452
She was pippa's nepo hire but bailed and the role of panko went to the runner up, a brown woman from a third world country. This is why panko italiano is so isolato in phaso connecto.

>>76358567
vtubers belong on your second monitor while you do your stuff sorry can't read subtitles

>>76358647
Pippa's one of the last people I'd trust to recommend a hire.

>>76358124
Hell no

>>76358654
This brown woman has some extremely juicy thighs though

>>76358567
>EOP I forgot what that means anyways
>forced to watch chuuba with full attention
>learn JP
>can't have fun with subtitle jank
lose lose for me anon, I multitask too much

>>76358654
You should kill yourself tbqh

>>76358697
Unironically true. Pippa can't be objective so she wants to hire anyone she knows. Funny how she knows a lot about the industry but she still has shit taste

>>76358742
ITALY SUCKS

>>76358647
>Why build a stable and reliable audience over time
The vast majority of vtubers cant do this and you should fuck off already.

roma delenda est

>>76358647
>the gfe schizos are to blame
>not the malicious whore

>>76358697
She recommended Tenma, Sleepy, and Lisa

>>76358697
i just realised i replied to the wrong post, i'm retarded >>76358654

Favourite stream?

>>76358647
This argument would work if she had phased out of GFE gradually over months instead of going full cold turkey while being exposed that she was laughing at GFEtards in alt accounts with her obese slampig /k/nigger groomer circle

>>76358836
Didn't Pippa and Tenma meet in Phase but they just coincidentally got along early on?

i will concentrate all my spiritual energy and try to manifest an explosive diarrhea for airi
nini pcg

>>76358902
They knew each other pre-Phase.

>>76358888
Uruka's Easter(drunk) stream hands down.

>>76358888
The one where she reminds chat she is 100% a virgin.

>>76358902
They did collabs in their pre-phase PLs.

>>76358902
No, they knew each other before Phase. Both knew about Phase from the borderline Nigerian prince scam campaign Fish did but Tenma was too scared to apply with Pippa so Pippa got in first and then recommended Tenma.

>>76358836
All shit

>>76358902
Pippongoloid and Heavenly Fox were friends before phase and both got into pahse. Whether pippa pulled strings to get tenma in gen 1 is up to you.

>Yuko announces she won't do GFE anymore
>GFE enjoyers leave
>Redditors and catalog browsers act all arrogant
>Saying stuff like GFE sucks, she is talented enough to do other things etc
>All those comments got hundreds of likes
>Turns out people like that don't actually watch vtubers
Very funny tbqh

>>76358647
it's a lesson not to be groomed by a pedo /k/ jannie

>>76358836
don't forget hana-chan (chinchilla)

>>76358888
Lumi? Probably the vampire AI game she did.
Phase? Maybe Lia's CWC stream.
>>76358943
You're awake early.

>>76358996
gives me more respect for honest whores who respect the job

>>76358996
her old fans weren't much better, most of them will go on long rants about how much they despise the culture and wish most of the taboos that even slightly stop the culture from becoming more of a twitch whore stomping ground should be ripped away
both sides are just tourists that should just fuck off back to watching OF streamers on twitch

That's great and all but is Fishman pro-Taiwan or a part of the 50 cent army?

I don't know what she's saying but Memory has a very pleasant way of talking

>>76359155
While he's from the mainland, he doesn't really gives 2 shits about hiring someone with ties to Taiwan(Uruka).

>>76358836
Lisa is a total bitch though

>>76359155
Worse, he's now a full blown Canadian

>>76359234
Well she is Korean. Remember Airi ripping on and laughing at her coworker's 3view travel review channel?

>>76359155
Fishman better like Taiwan or he’s getting dank bants sent to his email accounts

>>76359155
>50 cent army

>>76359285
I swear, koreans are the most vain humans. Like a nation created for a skit.

>>76358836
It's funny people talk about a Pippa clique when Phase mainly consists of the Dizzy-Lumi-Remi cliques. Nasa will soon form her own Yakuza clan in the JP branch too

>>76359320
Retard that's what they call wumaos because they used to get paid 50 cents per verified propaganda post on the internet in the early days.

what meds is Panko taking whenever she start streaming?

>>76359246
>love advice from the great duke of hell
This is the last place I would expect to see a reference to it.

>>76359103
I still can't believe fish greenlit that

>>76359409
it's an almost 2 year old image and i feel like i haven't seen it in a millennia

>>76359334
Korea is all kinds of fucked up
>renting is a literal Ponzi scheme
>economy is run by 5 (highly corrupt and spoiled) companies
>life unironically starts at 25
then we have a literal commie-feudal state above it. Almost makes me feel bad for them, almost

>>76359385
the meds that make me go down the archive schizo rabbit hole and convince myself sakana is ian terry

>>76359385
fertility pills for when she comers see me after stream
in all seriousness it's her throat and acid reflex meds, she mentionned gaviscon last week

>>76357955
Meh, who cares. Idol needs to purge the old crusty chuubas and focus on the new gens instead.

>>76358996
>Turns out people like that don't actually watch vtubers
This may come as a shock to you but people who don't like GFE don't want to watch GFE vtubers. "Yuko" is dead in the water since she had nothing but GFE in her core
>but she stopped the GFE!
It will take years to change that perception, honestly better off reincarnating after the drama has died down and starting over from scratch. She'll either make it or more likely she only saw success to begin with because she was grifting off the easiest to manipulate and most retarded audience you can find

>>76359455
The only difference between North and South Korea is that one of them has electricity

I didn't know old beta Minecraft had those strange formations past the 12,000,000+ block mark... The other strange bugged formations also look interesting as well...
and I HAET block game....
Rinmama kinda cute.

>>76358647
Or, you know, just keep doing the GFE and put half of your money in the S&P500 so you can retire comfortably after a few years of coombaiting.

>>76359527
No you dumb faggot. People who somewhat knew about her were circlejerking about how she doesn't need GFE content and said they were going to watch her. Hundreds and thousands of likes everywhere from people just like you. In the end though subhumans like you don't actually watch chuubas. You are just dramafags who hate the culture and like to stick it to anyone who actually enjoys this hobby.

>>76359682
lol, lmao
If they were smart they wouldn't be vtubers

>>76359532
not for long with the femcel problem south korea has

>>76359797
If only it was at least the "desperate for a guy but cant get her life together" type of femcel and not the "Kill all men" type. South-korea is really funny from an outside perspective.

We need more hags. Fish go poach Rie Tanaka. She already streams herself playing games often anyways and is barely breaks 3view,

>>76359615
>just know learning about the far lands
slowpoke.jpg

how is memory still playing this shit I literally fell asleep twice

I want fuji to stretch me

>>76359888
Never interested in block game. Those strange things the early game engine did when pushed too far (or those other things like the pyramid) are quite interesting.

No

>>76360476
5 posts in the last 17 minutes and this nigger's still staring at the thread just waiting to be a cockblock

any airheads around at this hour?

>Sometimes uruka's mouth is bored
I can help with that

>>76360586
That's exactly what you do at these times.

There’s naked broomrape growing in my yard

>150 views
Uruka is going to graduate soon, isn't she?

>>76360591
ye

>>76360881
It's youtube fucking with how the ccv is counted again

>>76360928
Bot isn't running

Still thinking about Pippa's XL thighs...

to all numberfaggots:
1. rope
2. yt ccv calculation changed, so who the fuck knows what that thing is even measuring now
3. if you see neal, offer him rope too

>>76361077
see >>76360558

>memory has less than 50 viewers

>>76361098
It's over. The JP experiment was a failure.

>>76361077
she is skinny fat with a pot belly

>>76356477
more chuubas should smoke.

>>76361147
Go on

>>76360928
>>76361082
Doesn't seem so because the live music channels and JP gamers on my sub list right now have around the same CCVs they usually do. Even moist had his usual numbers when he was on.

All the girls should have an update to remove any footwear.

>>76361172
yeah, me

Pippa's flat butt bouncing around in her hilariously oversized pants...

>>76361077
Does anyone else remember when she talked about how she stopped wearing thigh-highs because they cut into her thighs too much? god i wish i could remember what stream that was from, would be great to clip it together with the XL leggings reveal.
>If some anon out there recalls this stream, please share

>>76360591
sup

>>76361190
numbers are definitely 40-50% lower than normal

Uruka is wearing tights....

I did it.

Poor Memory only has 37 viewers. That's some Grade-A bullshit. Memory deserves better.

>>76361239
"Tight around the thigh area"

>>76361337
>>76361337
congratulations

>>76361239
Should be somewhere in here going by the archives. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cuAz0HzBrE

Uruka's going to become one of those crazy tiny dog femcels that puts a shirt on them and pushes it around in a stroller.

>>76361337
Did what?

Good morning, /pcg/.
Phasers are the best livers.

>>76361239
>>76361354
It's because of the pre-diabetes and DVT.

>>76361385
The craziest thing to me is that after everyone laughed at her for her ridiculous standards she defaulted to "well I'm just gonna become a lesbian" as if another woman would happily take on the role of glorified butler that she wants.

>>76361349
Nah man it has to be more.
How else would I get no gifted sub, if the number is higher thanthere are total viewers?

>>76361349
How many viewers does she normally have?

>>76361545
whatever the jeets are doing is fucking with how viewers are counted, she likely has closer to 80-90 viewers in reality

>>76361349
Most of Phase is getting low views today

>>76361364
Thanks
>>76361423
I made changes to youtube's code.

>>76361349
viewer count is fucked atm

Chat is BFE

Pippa's CCV has been the same for a while now, from the dip when she came back to JP till tonight its been stable. If it was something youtube did you'd think we've have noticed an even larger dip on her end.

>>76361125
>>76361354
I think it was a false hit, unless someone eles can find it. I was searching the captions transcript for "thigh" and also "tight" but i don't think this is the one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cuAz0HzBrE&t=2487s

>>76361665
Thanks Pippa.

The last time I traveled to a location over 300 miles from my residence was about 20 years ago.

>>76361511
I missed it, what were her standards?

>>76361098
This is so sad, please give her a pity watch bros

>>76361750
>Asian
>5'10 and up
>Makes at least 90k a year
>Can cook Asian food

>>76361349
could be worse

>>76361750
Minimums: 90k/year, 5'10", cooks her food. Preferably Asian.

>>76361710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFm0oz_hCNw

>>76361675
Stream numbers are down across the board. Even Holos are seeing anywhere from a 20-50% drop in viewers compared to normal.
Also Pippa only had around 2500 viewers last night when her previous Hololive handcam/unboxing had nearly 5000.

>>76361836
slut

>>76359862
we already poached Ogata Megumi (Loki-sama)

>>76361511
I imagine that all the single ugly Chinese girls in their 30s at the parks with these little shits are still single because of similar standards like Uruka's.

>>76361659
oh yeah it's obvious that something's wrong with these

>>76361868
Is that really her?

>>76361750
>be Chinese but also over 5'10
>cook the food I like 3 times a day
>wake me up gently every morning
>only touch me if I want to be touched otherwise leave me alone
>have the same views as me
>have the same hobbies as me
>90k USD minimum
She then says how she's being incredibly generous with her preferences
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dg-nAgihtLA

>>76361909
no retard

>>76361878
>Fucking Jelly's feet while she codes

>>76361796
So she basically said none of her viewers can date her.

>>76361909

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxV7s1TXq_Y

believe it

>>76361868
This bitch tried to pull a #metoo saying someone grabbed her tits on the street but everyone just laughed.

>>76361943
To be fair, she's also tall(for a girl) and her family is upper middle class. It makes sense for people to like people with the same qualities as them

>>76361981
hence the low ccv last night

>>76361973
i really like this image because the badly drawn ham hands reminds me of higurashi art

>>76361986
Doesn't sound anywhere near the same

>>76361973
I can feel the soul from it

>>76361900
no that looks right

>>76361981
She routinely puts her chat down calling them creepy, gross, weird, etc and says none of them will ever have a chance with her.

>>76361996
She's asking for all that while giving nothing back. She wants a breadwinner, a personal chef and an obedient servant. Meanwhile she's giving back nothing, not even affection unless she decides she feels like it. What does she have to offer other than college loans?

>>76361617
Memory and Pico are 99% between 100 and 150 viewers
youtube's fucked itself in the ass again

>>76361973
Unironically sovlful

>>76361796
>>76361826
when will women realize that a man who makes good money will neither have the time nor inclination to cook and do all their chores for them like some sort of glorified butler/ATM combo? especially when the only thing they have to offer in return is pussy. complete delusion lmao

>>76362079
Hell, Pippa offers more given she'd be happy to be the breadwinner cause she'd still wanna keep streaming. She'd just want a house husband to lighten the load.

>>76361900
>Homo has the same view count as Uruka
lol
lmao

>>76362057
https://youtu.be/9vMa_WElCMk

At least she's not as bad as Hime. Her family won't approve of anyone who isn't from the elite 1%.

>>76361511
That just Uruka being in denial with her homo feelings

>>76361943
>>76361826
>>76361796
Those aren't bad goals to have in a partner. I just hope she knows she'll get beaten if she finds this guy and ends up getting fat like Pippa.

>>76362164
she's also mogging Dizzy's Brazilian church

Yuu is live

Hime tummy

>>76362217
Hime at least has the social skills to aim for a big fish

>>76362135
Money can easily solve this but just hiring a 3rd world maid

>>76362079
I don't think she wants a breadwinner, she just wants the dude to not be a leech. The reason she is able to even live alone in Cali, studying a shitty art course is because her parents will pay for it. So its reasonable that her game plan is to be a trust fund kid and ride it out

>>76362217
Hime is hot enough and degenerate enough to be able to catch one at least.

>>76362325
my face, her tummy

>>76357955
Wait wtf. I heard she graduated or was graduating, did she get fired?

Hime cleavage

>>76362271
>Those aren't bad goals to have in a partner.
You can't expect someone to make all the money AND cook and pamper you while you sit at home and do fuck all. Even as a housewife you're expected to cook and clean and handle chores. She doesn't give anything back. Relationships are a two way street.

Hime should get a womb tattoo

>>76362348
no, her face, *my* tummy
>I'm 385lbs and have a gunt btw

>>76362308
Seriously, what the fuck was Dizzy thinking?

>>76362327
And she's hot af

>>76362325
>>76362365
HIME RAPE! (consensual and affectionate)

>>76362338
>Hime is hot enough
she has a really ugly face

>>76362337
>I don't think she wants a breadwinner, she just wants the dude to not be a leech.
>The reason she is able to even live alone in Cali, studying a shitty art course is because her parents will pay for it.
She wants to move from leeching on her parents to leeching on a man. By definition if he's bringing in all the money that's the breadwinner.

>>76362271

>>76362470
Its cute in a yellow fever way. Could for sure be worse.

Uruka's standards fall almost perfectly in line with those studies done on dating apps that scored Users based on desirability (Height, income, attractiveness, etc) and then looked to see who they were sending requests to. It found that around 90% of women were sending their requests almost exclusively to the top 5% of men while on the male side men were a much more even spread and willing to date down from their own desirability level (and the top 5% of men was almost exclusively going after the top 5% of women).

Tldr; studies on a lot of dating apps showed that most women have crazy unrealistic standards for men regardless of what they offer themselves.

>>76362365
fuck me, Hime

>>76362470
Nah. I'm not even a fan of hime but she's hot.

people who uses adblock won't count as a # anymore

>>76362308
she was trying to raid hina and missclicked

>>76362532
Good

>>76361796
>Asian
>5'10
roru

>>76362532
Didn't they say that a few months ago? Then it changed to be more accurate which is how half the company suddenly jumped to 4 view?

>>76362532
>people who uses

Looks like idol had a melty

>>76362532
Ruh roh, #nigs, jewtube noombers are no longer valid...

>>76362401
men invented the kitchen and gave it to women as a beautiful gift. if they are going to squander it then it's time we take it back from them
>She doesn't give anything back.
she should bear and raise the children. she can cook some meals if properly taught by her husband.

>>76362470
>5-6/10 face
>6-7/10 bod
>is a fun person to be around(on meds)
If she wasn't a such a slut I would fall for her irl

>>76359009
>deleted
lol
lmao

>>76362577
yeah. Honestly the 90k a year is much more realistic

>tune into Runie DMC3 Vergil mode stream
>it's a ruse, she's playing DMC2 instead
How angry would you be?

>>76362650
>5-6/10 face
you should say things like that when she lurks the threads

>>76362650
>>is a fun person to be around(on meds)
*off meds
>If she wasn't a such a slut I would fall for her irl
This is a good thing it means she'll always put out, even if it's for other guys.

>Uruka having standards for men
>Uruka knowing anything about men

Remember, Uruka was the one who thought foreskins worked like earbud tips.

>>76362695
>you should say things like that when she lurks the threads
do you mean shouldn't?

I need to figure out how to become some kind of twink vtuber, then fuck hime. This is the most intelligent strategy.

>>76362650
she has at least an 8/10 face and her body is 10/10

>>76362683
I will always tune in for a DMC2 stream

>>76362643
I love to cook, but that's not the point. The point is I have no desire to take care of a glorified child who's only selling point is you can fuck them. I want a partner not a burden.

>>76362752
yeah my phone changed it because I'm on the toilet with diarrhea from milk tea again.

>>76362683
Finally, a game more suited to Runie's skill level

>>76362792
She's going to be busy homeschooling the kids anon. that's a full time job and harder than a 90k a year job if done properly.

I wanna slobber all over sayas big tail and like just gnaw on it a bit so I can hear her make some squeaky noises

>>76362532
You can easily disprove this by watching your favorite talent logged in and in incognito mode then check the participants page. If I wasn't counted, my name shouldn't show up.

>>76362772
Rie.... please
But I still would will do you

>>76362643
>>76362792
The only thing that Uruka has to her favor is her family wealth, and that's if her brother doesn't get the majority of the share, considering how asian parents overly favor their male children. Oh, and she plays the violin, I guess.

>>76358647
>no one should engage with GFE retards
Her issues was trying to have her cake and eat it too.
>Get numbers from GFE and coombaiting
>Get a big head and listen to the retards saying they would watch if you dropped it to "own the unicorns" or whatever bullshit
>Does exactly that
>Surprised Pikachu face.png, keyboard warriors were in fact not the ones paying her bills or watching her content
>Flounder as she should for trying to grift.

>>76362902
i want to gag on it after i lick her armpits

>Uruka is streaming
Yay
>Eimi is streaming
Yay
>Uruka is still streaming
Yay
>Jelly is streaming
Yay
>Uruka is still streaming
Yay
>Hime is streaming
Yay

>>76362859
Tell me oh wise anon, even if she decides to homeschool how am I going to come home from work to feed her and the kids 3 times a day like she demanded on my hour lunch break?

>>76357955
Why the fuck people here care so much about Yuko? Not even jidf give a crap.

>>76360558
goddamn Pippa is so hot

>>76362956
More like Gay

>>76362964
Prepare the food ahead of time and leave it with heating instructions if required.

>>76362927
I unironically want to have a beer with brother and father bear because they interesting based on Uruka's stories. Hell they sound more interesting that her.

>>76359234
why lisa mean

>>76363030
>heating instructions
No one could be so retarded as to not know how to warm food.

>>76363010
Uruka checking out all the women in the game was pretty gay desu.

I think gfe is fine as long as once the chuuba starts it they don't just drop it all of a sudden

>>76362953
uooh

But do you guys like Shiina?

I wonder if some of the phase connects ever get tired of backreading these threads after every stream

Filian is a friend of phase.
files.catbox.moe/4vahvw.mp4

>>76363066

>>76363140
poggy woggy

>Wanting to marry women born after 1993
NGMI

>>76363129
meh, i guess i'd lick her armpits too if she doesn't talk. she can giggle all she wants though. She can also sit on my face.

>>76363066
>No one could be so retarded as to not know how to warm food
>Puts your dinner in the electric kettle

>>76363129
Only when she wears the succubus cosplay.

>>76363202
Shut up Clara

Having wild unprotected sex with hime but insisting it's cool because I'll pull out at the last minute before cumming and this works for a while, but then one time it doesn't and my semen is so powerful that hime is instantly knocked up with twins and then we are bad parents with mental problems constantly screaming at each other while the kids grow up intending to escape as soon as they can, and resent us in old age when we live apart. Then I die alone in the shed I'm renting when I'm 65 and hime doesn't come to my funeral, I am buried in a tiny plot in an unmarked grave. Hime is begrudgingly taken care of by our sons in her old age and our grandkids are a little afraid of her when she's off her meds. But she will never forget my dick.

Yuu is live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqnbt-uiHH0

hime soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2VQH9tfqnE

>>76363129
Yeah she's great. Hopefully she's feeling better so she can stream today

>>76363140
did she actually do this?

>>76363106
That's honestly true for everything. Be it vtuber or fleshstreamer, suddenly dropping the content you are known for to do something completely different almost always ends poorly.

>>76363309
>OW2
Nah

>>76363129
I'd pump & dump shiina just to make her feel even worse about herself

>>76361098
Youtube is culling again for some retarded reason. This time it affects both JP and EN which is weird(NijiJP has been affected too). Numberfag out.

>>76363129
Shiina is crabsolutely delightful

>>76363269
She should color her og outfit black like this someone and adjust the stars to black next time she adds the wings and horns for Halloween.

>>76363140
is that allowed?

>>76363140

chat is this real?

>>76363129
She seems very keyfabe-y but I like her for the small instances of her genuine autism in her hobbies.

Nyaaa

>>76363471
no. they killed her

>>76363556
based

>>76363140
Not even a furry but that looks great. Why aren't there furry vtubers already? I thought the market would be pretty high for it. Pippa would make a good one.

>>76363619
There are, they generally suck, get low numbers, and end up wrapped in controversy which leads to vtuber corpos not caring.

>>76363524
Hearing her excitedly ramble about pen ink and ultraman is adorable. I still think a pen would be a bad merch idea just because of how niche it is.

>>76363619
Buffpup exists.

>>76363129
she's ok i guess
the handful of times I've showed up in her chat she's responded
but the way she talks most of the time makes me think she's talking to children

>>76363775
But consider https://files.catbox.moe/s44ufj.jpg

>>76363202
Anon, even if I wanted otherwise, those kind of women are already with children, married, or at least with boyfriends.

>>76361511
yeah your friends have unrealistic standards as well sorry to break it to you

Phase version of this when

>>76363619
Debi chan from Niji. The Kemomo friends vtubing corpo. I'm sure there's also more.

>>76363619
furries are all mentally retarded and extremely degenerate so they're generally not very good at being vtubers since they often struggle to hide things like the fact that they go to fursuit orgies and such

>>76363901
She means her female friends are the ones who are 5'10 earning 90k and all the rest.

>>76363876
I don't know what country you live in but 40% of women 30-40 are single because of their own bad decisions. It would be more accurate to say "unmarried women in their 30s are a dumpster fire".

>>76363818
I'm not a furry but...

>>76363960
they made a gooner panel?

>>76361511
>>76363901
I have a feeling her friends are just talking crap for shit and giggles, and Uruka being Uruka, think they are serious.

>>76363976
She's not a furry she's a straight up animal

Goo morning /pcg/!

>>76364012
In my country all girls at least have a child in her mid 20s, and sometimes already divorced or separated at that age.

>>76364029
But?

>>76363960
they should play strip poker with the audience

>>76364098
In my country all girls have at least a dog or two in her mid 20s, and a dozen cats/dogs by the time she is 40.

more lobotomy corp with hime soon it's time to get comfy

>>76364100
Too furry. Her normal form tho? Would

>>76363979
>furries are all mentally retarded and extremely degenerate
So..... perfect male vtubers?

>>76363979
Explain Pippa

I've been watching Lumi for years and I believe she is a far more sexual person than she presents herself as being on stream.

What an organic post

Honestly all phasers should get furry models as a joke

https://twitter.com/rayotsuka/status/1793244724029255699

>>76364383
gumicuck…

>>76364386
This but unironically

Schizo's awake I guess.

>>76364386
Would you?

>>76364367
I would unironically let Lumi cuck me

>>76364367
Obviously, she's human.

>>76364404
The cull...

>>76364421
>>76364498
How many times have you samefagged in this thread today?

Who is your one and only?

>>76364499
I mean who wouldn't?

>>76364608
Jelly!

>>76364608
Alice!

>>76364383
>>76364490
>>76364606
I'm starting to think this is also an anti who's feeding antis on purpose with how consistent it is. I'm hoping it's not just an extremely retarded gumi.

>>76364708
her mods and professional white knights monitor the thread 24/7 and respond to bait every single time it gets posted. they actually are retarded and they do it for free

>>76364659
>>76364698
just noticed that those two have basically the same expression
weird

Im baking

>>76361077
>>76360558
>>76362271
>American
>Gets fat
I should have expected this but I'm still sad. I love stick women.

>>76364789
Anon those women look nothing alike take your meds

Good morning what's been happening since Uruka started waging? How's jell been?

>>76364789
I wish they would collab one day, I don't see any similarities though.

New thread

>>76362115
>>76362115

>>76364708
>just let schizos shit up the thread 24/7 with no pushback
No?

you have to have Terminal Yellow Fever to like a girl like uruka

>>76364903
In what way is your post accusing people of samefagging stopping them from making their posts? The very fact that you've been doing this for literal months should tell you that your posts are ineffective.

>>76364890
Heyyyyyyyyyyyy fuck you buddy

>>76365029
this u? >>76364975

>>76364910
i have TYF then :3

>>76364979
But I'm not. I called him a schizo because he's a schizo.
And so are you apparently. Nobody wants you niggers here.

>>76363546

>>76365050
REE
I was raped!

New thread (real)
>>76350913
>>76350913