/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>76365784
Imagine your kids want something and you tell them that if you had pockets that deep you wouldn't have married the budget option before kissing your wife as she LOUDLY protests.

>>76044652
>Pippa and Dizzy bonded over elaborate childhood rape fantasies by classmates and authority figures that never manifested cause they weren't pretty enough

>>75451983
>>75453384
Grim doesn't begin to describe this.

Brother's birthday party today. Wish me luck dealing with people please.
I'm autistic so no idea if my sister in law hates me or not.
Also grandma is a sweetheart but way too nosy

>>75297134
1) Deliberate agitprop by attention seekers making catalog threads and coming back here to take credit
2) Political hysteria from both sides.
3) N00MBERS that are very small in the grand scheme of things but just large enough to be worrisome
4) The (alleged and real) courting of dramatubers and anti-fans
5) The (alleged and real) outreach to indies with controversial pasts
6) Lumi
7) Pippa

>>74966600
>Forgive me for overslept

>>74857950
It keeps happening huh

>>74783337
>>74783311
So what you're saying is we need to find a light skinned Mexican to knock her up in order to create the ultimate emotional rollercoaster being?
I like how you think. It would essentially be a Tolkien/Star Trek/40k Elf without the training.

>>74723968
Here's a tip for both you and anyone else getting promoted.
Once you hesr the first whisperings of the promotion *instantly* start looking for a new job and keep looking until you can line up four or five interviews.
Then quit 8 months after the promotion.
That way you'll upgrade your salary without having to be in charge of people who feel like they were fucked over.
It's the secret they don't tell you.

>/vt/ is so inundated by newfags schizos and direction brained nolifers that there's unironic meltdowns over Iwasaki anime OSTs
It's never been more over.

Anyone else think the coffee was originally planned to be a one-off until people shit talked it into becoming a Thing?

>>74495757
>>74496412
The fuck did we do this time?

JWU anything interesting happen in the last 7 hours?
Dumb econ takes don't count.
>>74394461
>>74393894
https://gcpawards.com/blog/laszlo-polgar-the-man-who-raised-three-child-prodigies
She cooking

>>74353664
>>74353718
https://files.catbox.moe/jn6193.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/7nsooe.mp4
Britney turned into the tweaker next to the gas station ATM.

>>74304126
Generally chuubas that have the most female/schizo antis have the most married fans.
Selects for men that enjoy a certain overwhelming feminity.

Goodnight retards.

>>74257038
Lab tech.
I hear
>retarded doctor squealing
>centrifuge whirring
>lemon squeaking
That's my day/night.

>>74204954
>Pico applied because of Nasa
>Pico knows how to behave at a cabaret club
>Nasa might've touched the glowdog

>>74105595
Absolutely obliterated by vending machine sex toys for the 50th time today
(The entire room reeks like a whorehouse and is littered with towels and empty Strong Zero cans while rock blares through the cheap TV to drown out her squeaks and screeches)

>>74035158
>been nearly half a year since she moved back home
>definitely had to be quiet and quick the whole time
>surrounded by legal loli nips and hapas touching her all day
>getting dressed by your bestie who you probably have Those feelings for because you're horrifically maladjusted and brain rotted by anime
>mfw you can buy sex toys from vending machines in Japan
Yup.

>>74009831
>The whole debacle was orchestrated by Kevin to justify the invasion of /li/raq, sweeping surveillance of bakers and a coverup of the disappearance of Wonderverse funds

>>73992437
My oshi said multiple times that suicide is an entirely reasonable way to deal with things if you're not making it.

>>73956926
No it doesn't. Trust me. AI images don't really have "lines" in the strictest sense and use a random mix of gradients so jigging them is really painful. We used to jig a ton of AI back in late 2022 because sufficiently big art with backgrounds was still incredibly rare but moved off it due to how unpleasant it got.

>Uruka inching closer and closer to the 11 hour mark