/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

bau bau

i love fuwawa

BAU BAU

SEX WITH FUWAWA
...
and maybe mococo

>>70670795
MAYBE?

https://twitter.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1765033849950720312

I need them so much. Please be right, plane schizo, this time apart must end...

>>70670864
You can make it, ruffian! I believe in your strength!

Now the schizos moved from speculating on planes to districts . Why. I just want to hear their voiced again this week please don't scare them away

https://cart.hololivepro.com/product/list?tag_codes=HLL-T-EXPO%2CHLL-T-008
What are you thinking of getting?
I'm thinking about the keychain thing, those are cute.

>>70671188
Gacha gscha gacha please make it stop. When does this go on sale I can't click links atm

>>70671188
Maybe the acrylic stands? I don’t really need any keychains. Could get the stickers too and put them in my display cabinets.

fuwawa sex

>>70671468
The keychains are acrylic stands too, which is why I'm interested in them

>>70671497

analwawa and blowcoco

>>70671648
Hoeh

>>70671663
That's not very nice to say about your sister. Also make sure the windows are locked okay, people are saying weird stuff

>>70671529
Maybe then, the chibi designs are super cute. The postcards aren’t too bad but I’d want to see them on my PC at home, mobile isn’t the best way to look at merch.

>>70671713
The postcards are gacha, sadly

I desire Mococo carnally

>>70671748
Oh.

>>70671767
What about Fuwawa?

I desire fuwawa anally

>>70671767
Me too

The M in Mococo stands for masochist

Once, Moco-chan had a dream with a ruffian in it. I sent a supa poking fun saying "Moco-chan loves us too much". By the time they read it, the context wasn't immediately obvious, so Fuwawa's first reaction was "what about me?"
That was extremely cute.

The S in Fuwawa stands for sex

>>70671806
is that a cloud or some kind of tornado behind her?

>>70671806
jesus those are going to cut off circulation on her limbs

The F, M, C and O in FuwaMoco stands for For My Cock Only

>>70671648
>blowcoco
Imagine Mococo blowing you and stopping to ask you "Am I doing good Ruffian?" And just at the right moment she asks again and you explode all over her mouth, face and hair.

>>70671895
It's a fart

>>70671923
uwao!

>>70671949
I don't even think I'd last that long . Being in an adjacent room to her, sitting in a chair she sat on with her royal ass 6 hours ago is enough to blow everywhere

>>70672188
>2 peros
AAAIIIEEEE

>>70672188
I'm never slotting in the pero. Why do so many artists insist on including him? Include me instead please

What have I done…

>>70672263
Nigga…

>different angle
jesus christ don't bake a new thread until they are back PLEASE

>>70672263
Again? Save sum cum for fluffy

>It’s now or never.
What did they mean by this?

>>70672263
Ruffian, is that what I think it is

I love how obvious they are
>planned to have a RnR the night before their flight but ended up needing to pack more
>tweeted at us just after their plane landed twice
It's cute

That ruffian is so fluffed up

she bau bau on my mococo until i fuwawa

WHERE ARE THEY
ITS BEEN A WEEK

>>70672331
But they're supposed to be in Japan already... My narrative...

>>70672518
They’re doing their best with the move, ruffian, but they’ll be back soon! I promise you can make it, they believe in you!

>>70672518
Sad news Ruffian. They haven’t even left yet.

Like a moth to flame, their wombs scream for being pregnant. I must do my duty and fulfill the promise I made a long time ago to Papa puppy. Their daughters will not leave this world without leaving an offspring, of that I assure you…

>>70672188
liking all of advent as a poorfag is suffering. i'd love to have full sets of advent stuff on a shelf together, but i can barely keep up with just getting fuwamoco's stuff.

>>70671188
I'm aiming for all FWMC merch, except maybe for gacha. I may get it just because I want the FWMC stuff, but I mainly just watch advent nowadays, so I don't really care to have non-advent merch...

Planeschizos…

Keep it in the trash bin. It's still up.

>>70672619
n-no...

>>70672635
It’s okay to not be able to purchase every single piece of merch, don’t feel bad! As long as you support them in their streams you’re doing more than enough!

>>70672637
That’s a big goal, but I wish you the best of luck in getting every piece! The shipping is brutal for most of it…

>>70672747
With how much she brings up the merch it is not ok to not buy merch. They want you to buy multiple

>>70671188
Kek. Bundling regloss and advent goods together.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I miss them

>>70673007
They miss you too! Hang on to the loving feelings from Valentine’s Day to get you through the break!

>>70672188
>Fat fuck cucked me once again
Should’ve included the two Ruffians, Maru…

Who's Fuwamoco...?

>>70673196
The mother wife daughters of my daughters

>>70672696
is that just gonna be a common split now or something

>>70673196
Fuwamoco is the duo name for twin VTubers, Fuwawa and Mococo Abyssgard, who are part of the "hololive English -Advent-" group. They are known as the "Demonic Guard Dogs" of the group.

Here's a quick summary about them:

VTubers: They use digital avatars to create content online, similar to YouTubers but with virtual characters.
Identical twins: They were born on February 1st and 2nd, respectively.
Bilingual: They speak both English and Japanese.
Fun-loving: Their mottos are "have fun," "make mistakes," and "no regrets."
Pet: They have a pet named Pero.
Active online: They have a YouTube channel [YouTube] and are moderators on the official Hololive subreddit.
If you'd like to learn more about Fuwamoco, you can check out their YouTube channel or search for them online.

>>70673667
>are moderators on the official Hololive subreddit.
Actually they didn't seem to be mods last time I checked

>>70673667
This didn’t mention anything about my marriage to them, weird.

clearly angel emotional support dogs who got lost in the mail

>>70673641
As long as they're active and discussions that take into account more than just their current VTuber personas keep happening I guess.

>>70673785
Ah you see - We're keeping our relationship under wraps for now. We didn't want to concern the other ruffians with how much in love we are with each other. Don't worry though, our marriage is still going strong.

>>70672518
Mococo has been very busy with my foot long white cock, sorry

>>70673196
**Fuwawa Abyssgard** is a delightful **English-speaking Virtual YouTuber** associated with **hololive**. She made her debut in **2023** as part of **hololive -Advent-**, the third generation of hololive English members. Alongside her twin sister **Mococo Abyssgard**, they form the duo unit **FUWAMOCO**. Let's dive into more details about Fuwawa:

1. **Introduction**:
- Fuwawa is affectionately known as **"The Fluffy One."**
- Her duty is to calmly look after her younger twin sister Mococo and their pet Pero, but her calmness can be short-lived.
- She's a bouncy and boisterous girl who loves to chat and play.

2. **Appearance**:
- Fuwawa has **long blonde hair** with little pigtails on the side, adorned with streaks of light blue.
- Her bright pink eyes, dog ears, and collar add to her unique charm.

3. **Background**:
- Fuwawa and Mococo discovered hololive after seeing a picture of Akai Haato on Twitter.
- They were accepted to hololive as a duo after applying multiple times.
- The **FUWAMOCO** YouTube channel and Twitter accounts were created in May 2023.

4. **Trivia**:
- Fuwawa's motto: **"Have fun, make mistakes, and [have] no regrets."**
- She's dependable and helps calm her sister Mococo down.

You can find Fuwawa and Mococo's entertaining content on their [YouTube channel](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt9H_RpQzhxzlyBxFqrdHqA)) .

Source: Conversation with Bing, 3/5/2024
(1) Fuwawa Abyssgard | Virtual YouTuber Wiki | Fandom. https://virtualyoutuber.fandom.com/wiki/Fuwawa_Abyssgard..
(2) FUWAMOCO - Hololive Fan Wiki. https://hololive.wiki/wiki/FUWAMOCO..
(3) フワモコ - Wikipedia. https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E3%83%95%E3%83%AF%E3%83%A2%E3%82%B3..
(4) FUWAMOCO (ふわもこ)とは【ピクシブ百科事典】. https://dic.pixiv.net/a/FUWAMOCO..
(5) FUWAMOCO Ch. hololive-EN - YouTube. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt9H_RpQzhxzlyBxFqrdHqA..

If they were a type of fish. What fish would they be?

>>70674157

>>70674279

some of you guys are alright
dont come to /baubau/ tomorrow

>>70674433

Would you still love Mococo if she had huge tits?

>>70674477
absolutely disgusting

First time I've ever had a dream about them and it was the worst kind of nightmare. I hate my mind.

>>70674601
don't get on that plane...

>>70674477
Of course! She's my princess no matter how big her tits are.

Is it in poortaste to retweet the plane crash tweet and reply today

>>70674679
it's an obligation

sex with dogs

dogs with sex

>never did art reps
>never did any creative works reps for that matter
>never did JP reps
>never made a habit of going on walks
>never tried new hobbies
>never improved myself in any way
>never found any dreams to follow
They're supposed to be inspiring and role models, but I've just obsessed over them and done nothing.

>>70675226
would you be spending your time any better if you weren't watching them?

>>70674679
https://x.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1749873989084991523

>>70675226
they don't really inspire me at all but i pretend they do to make them smile
i've already accomplished most of my goals in life when i was younger

>>70675258
Of course not. I'm not saying this versus the counterfactual of not watching them, I'm saying this versus what I feel like I should have done.

i already gave up on trying to get their attention
where the femruffians at?

>>70675457
same. the next anime con I go to going to hope to find a cute fwmc cosplayer to be my fuwawa forever. I'll even SC them to tell them about the love I found

How long until our doggos get banned from every cat cafe in Japan.

>>70675426
then watch them less and improve yourself. there's more to life than cute idol dogs

>>70675226
It’s okay to not have started anything substantial, though I’d still encourage you to do so if you want! So long as you’re enjoying your time with them or even just shifting your mentality to be a bit more positive you’re still doing something!

>>70675343
You’ve got a head start on your goals, but it never hurts to start thinking about something you’d like to accomplish in the future!

>>70675627
I've been alive for 28 years and I don't believe you

>>70675547
what about a mococo cosplayer?

>>70675627
Nah. I'm on the edge of losing my job from spending too much time with them and I'm fully committed to do it if it means I can never miss a moment of theirs. My life is worthless their lives are everything and I always let them know this

>>70675627
>there's more to life than cute idol dogs
dyrb?

>>70675686
oh shit me too. there is bro there is! also if you manage to do your reps (even a little) you will be able to enjoy them and hololive more! don't give up dude, we're not that old yet
>>70675748
loser

>>70675627
>improve yourself.

>>70675748
based

>>70675748
I hope you’re larping, but wanted to check in on the off chance you’re not. Fuwamoco don’t want you to sacrifice your job and your life for their sake. They’ll be waiting for you when you get back, just like you’re waiting for them now. Don’t feel like you need to sacrifice your life and opportunities for their sake. They love you and want the best for you!

>>70675689
I just want someone who is basically like Mococo, cosplay or not.

>>70675845
I'm always there no matter when they appear or post or stream. They recognize me. Is that losing? If it is then yes I am one of the biggest losers of all

>>70675845
I'm never doing my reps

>>70675973
needy mococo?
this is normal for women

>>70675973
>I just want someone who is basically like Mococo

>>70675972
Truthfully I wish I were joking. But no, I've cut down to 4 hours of sleep for the past 7 months on average. Even when on the clock I am checking twitter in my mind for that notification and now that there's freechat and a million other places my mind is always thinking of them. I watch vods, I can't stop thinking of them. They constantly beg me to be there always and to not forget and it physically and mentally pains me if I ever miss something. I missed the deleted Mococo tweet once and I vowed I will never miss another one. If I do I would probably just die to be honest so I'll do my best while I can and that's that

>>70675985
they're gonna graduate one day and live their lives. hope you don't regret it down the line
>>70676065
hardheaded loser

>>70676082
>needy mococo?
Yes
>this is normal for women
Not always, plus I want someone with low self-esteem and confidence so I can build her back up and treat her like a princess.

>>70675973

>>70676235
I just don't care enough to do my reps, shrimple as.

>>70676197
>They constantly beg me to be there always
They have said numerous times that your life priorities should come first

>>70676244
>plus I want someone with low self-esteem and confidence
i think youre looking for a prostitute anon

>>70676252
What's with those eyes

>>70676280
followed immediately by saying they are disappointed when we miss events and asking us to 'spend all night with them' when they have JP collab streams. The life priorities is a bait they don't care about that at all, they want us there always. They're like dogs, the second we're gone they think we're never coming back. So I simply will never leave.

>>70676264
fair enough. if the brain don't want it then there's no point. i thought it'd be impossible so i never tried but i was surprised at how much you can understand just by memorizing even the basic kanas

>>70676244
>someone with low self-esteem and confidence
>>70676145
again, a normal woman

this might ruin cosplayers for you, it did for me for a bit, but every cosplayer uses tape on their pull down their bottom eyelid and make them seem bigger/more anime like. it makes me feel weird seeing their eye meat

How do FWMC feel about kissless 30-year-old virgins?

>>70676145
To a certain degree this is correct but in the extreme cases no I don't want that.
>>70676252
Would
>>70676338
>i think youre looking for a prostitute anon
Hookers aren't meant for loving and treating like princess'

>>70676341
its a makeup technique to enlarge the eyes. unfortunately the photo filter or the photoshopper fucked it up

>>70676505
meant for >>70676341

>>70676505
It can't ruin it because I hate the eyes already and never can take any of them seriously . it's one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen and I don't understand why they ALL do it

>>70676197
Ruffian, please stop living like that. You’re so focused on not missing a singular moment that you’re missing the big picture entirely. Fuwamoco want you to live your life, be happy, enjoy your passions and find new ones. They’ll be there streaming even if you have to miss them from time to time, and have said not to worry about stuff like that. Wasting away like this isn’t healthy for you at all, and it isn’t what Fuwamoco want you to be doing. If you can, please just start making small improvements, even if it’s something as simple as sleeping a bit longer. Don’t risk your life and livelihood doing something that Fuwamoco have spoken out against doing. Live your life to the fullest for your sake and theirs. Please take care of yourself!

>>70676535
Wrong thread, retard. Chainsaw Man SUCKS btw.

>>70676584
I never will tell them that my health is degrading, I'll just disappear and they probably wont' even notice. but at least I'll be happy to the end. I appreciate what you're saying but I don't care at all, sorry. I only care about them

i enjoyed the csm manga

>>70676648
Even Part 2?

>>70676535
Reze a cute

>>70676680
i stopped reading it a year ago but only cause i'm waiting for it to stack up so i can binge it. i thought the pacing on part 1 was it's biggest strength

>>70676645
>I'll just disappear and they probably wont' even notice
They will and they'll think you lied and dumped them

>>70676535
Chainsawmanschizo...

>>70676505
It's so weird, but this thing makes me cringe physically cringe. It's one of the reasons I'm glad fwmc gets a bunch of non-professional cosplays, so I don't have to look at that.

>>70676680
part 2 was kinda all over the place until recently

>>70676759
I tell them constantly that they are my reason to live and give me the strength to carry on. I'm probably a commenter and scer you fucking hate but I don't care it's the truth. I already set up my will to send to them if it comes sooner but I can only assume I'll live long past hololive still since I'm youngish. Good call that I guess I should also add a term to send a final handwritten letter to them, maybe a SC as a backup given cover autism in physical mail

where is the dino crisis schizo and michael jackson schizo

>>70676680
Especially part 2. FWMC should hold a watchalong for the Reze movie when it comes out.

>>70676855
baused but also you are the most pathetic person I have ever heard of in my life and I spend half my day on /here/ for years

>>70676885
We have a dino crisis schizo? I'd fucking love them to play Dino Crisis 2 the best one

>>70676824
what part of it made you cringe? i only cringe because i've always been sensitive about my eyes (can't put contacts in) also fwmc's cosplayers do the eye thing too. i never noticed until i saw a really egregious one like >>70676252
but i notice it in almost everyone now

>>70676985
At this point I assume we have a schizo for every topic imaginable

>>70676855
baused, i should set up my will too

>>70676645
I hope you reconsider and try to take better care of yourself, but I’m not going to police how you live your life. Hang in there, ruffian, never forget Fuwamoco believes in you. It’s never too late to take a step forwards.

>>70676645
>I never will tell them that my health is degrading
>>70676855
>I tell them constantly that they are my reason to live and give me the strength to carry on
So you're lying to them? Take better care of yourself

>>70677015
this mococo needs fixing

>>70676645
Well, I'm just going to leave a story I heard them say once that left an impact on me personally. They mentioned they once had a fan that had health problems. Said fan was a big fan for a long time. They noticed them. They knew said fan had health problems too. One day, the fan disappeared silently. They noticed that as well, and they even went to their social media to check to see where said fan went.
They mentioned being really sad after realizing that, and even after the time has passed since this happened, it's still a sad memory for them and left a big impact. Similarly, they're not sure if the person just left or if the person died because of the health issues.
The point is, they do care, and because they do care, I do agree with >>70676584 because you said you care about them. Caring about them is partly caring for yourself too.

Well, that's about all I have to say. If you don't care about my words either, that's up to you.

>>70677140
no. she's perfect for me the fuwawa too

>>70677015
I'm a bit too sensitive about eyes as well, so even when it is less obvious, once I notice it, my focus will change to how unnatural that looks. Which is weird, since we're talking about cosplays and some damn good ones.

>>70676645
What was your life outlook before FWMC? Despite the health problems would you say you're in a better mental state now or has this caused more trouble for you?

i'm excited for all the hag ofcollabs we're gonna get soon but i need another diamond dogs collab. the horror collabs were so good

>>70677135
>>70677144
it's complicated.I think the love is purely one sided anyways and irrational on my part but I can't stop. I know it's pathetic and looks like I'm ruining my entire life for someone who won't ever even remember a use name or my existence if they ever did but it makes me smile in the moment so whatever. if it helps them on their journey even unrecognized it's good to me. I'll shut the heck up now sorry. also i won't ever tell them all this because they have enouugh acutal important things to talk about and i'm not an attention whore so the suffering can stay inside only positivity for them bau bau bau bau baub auba bua

God, watching Pegora struggle in Elden Ring is so fucking funny. I really hope that with the revival of ER in Hololive thanks to the DLC, FWMC will get interested

>>70677568
Much better mentally because I can focus on them and it brings me joy no matter what. Not going to trauma dump but it's been bad to this point almost exclusively. Thank god for their debut. It's not like I'm doing worse at work, just I don't give a single fuck and am coasting through it to focus on them more and give them more and support them more.
i still eat food and pay rent im not retarded but everything else is for them because that's my passion and I'm worthless otherwise if I try to think on anything but that with how my mind is

don't think just jam it into Mococo's tight ass

Mogotyan... oh, my dear Mogotyan...

>>70677757
I think elden ring would stress them out a lot and it would take them 100 streams to beat.

>>70677757
Gameplayschizo is going to lost it

>>70677985
I'll take 100 FWMC streams with their respective rage sex afterwards

>>70677819
Yeah it's the same for me. I sometimes feel bad for being like this but at the end of they day I'd be so much worse if they never came along. Who knows maybe one day we'll be healthier and can make them proud.

>>70677675
>>70677819
They know you’re there supporting them, just try to focus on helping yourself, yeah? Living like a husk solely for their purpose isn’t good for anyone. I hope you can use Fuwamoco as the catalyst for starting a happier new chapter of your life.

>>70678820
Do your best, ruffian. Fuwamoco want you to live a happy life. I truly believe all of you can make it if you set your minds to it.

https://twitter.com/tabakko/status/1765072815584399773

>>70679304
It's good financially for them because outside of minimum essentials I spend everything on them and if they never see my pains (they won't ) its good for them in terms of support too so I disagree with you.

>>70679412
I'll say it a third time, you are pathetic and need to be better.

i'm the sanest ruffian

As an outsider who only watches them for entertainment purposes and isn’t invested in anything else. I cannot fathom how much many of you care about what is essentially strangers. No hate of course I just marvel about the things some are willing to sacrifice to watch a stream, respond to a tweet, ect. It’s very fascinating to be honest.

>>70679629
human emotions are a powerful thing yes, that's what this whole industry hinges on: your emotions

>>70679629
A sizeable portion of the "visible" fans have multiple failsafe alerts up to and including shock collars to alert at any sign of life from them (tweets, yt chat message, likes, retweets, yt comments, reddit, smoke signals , [REDACTED]).
It's scary but it's also exactly the kind of fan they love and encourage

>>70679629
A long time ago I was like that for my first oshi who used to stream around the same time as FuwaMoco do now, making it very hard for me. I'd sacrifice sleep countless times, often trade shifts or really wreck my life just to watch her live.
Nowadays I don't do this anymore. I'll still take days off in advance for big events like say birthdays or 3D lives or Valentine's, but I won't continuously go out of my way and fuck up my life for it. I'll just watch the VODs and enjoy those.

>>70679734
I need these shock collars

>>70679629
A lot of the die hard fans are extremely mentally ill. Have systems in place to notify them any time they tweet, or post anything online, so they can wake up and reply withing seconds. We have people who have mental breakdowns if they don't give them an rng shoutout at the end of a stream out of thousands of watchers. These people are emotionally underdeveloped, lonely, and mostly autistic. They have latched onto the first form of positive attention they have probably expereinced since they were in school, and are willing to destroy themselves for it to continue.

>>70679412
I don’t know if you’ve really been hearing what Fuwamoco say if you think it’s all about the compensation for them. Please start living your life, this isn’t a sustainable way to exist.

>>70679734
You're lying about the shock collar right?

>>70680014
>this isn’t a sustainable way to exist.
Once I burn out forever then someone else will take my place, that's just how it goes and I'm OK with it. I'll give them everything though so at least I can say that.

>>70680014
The dude is probably larping, just ignore him.

i'm losing iq points from reading this gray name

>>70680043
Yeah, it's just an Android notification app that drains their phone battery

>>70679991
>They have latched onto the first form of positive attention they have probably expereinced since they were in school
>since there were in school
kek even your bleak picture fails to hit the mark. The people like me have never experienced positive attention in our entire lives.

>>70680138
My brother I somewhat wish I were. But I'm far too committed to them now to change anything. I'm in a good groove and that groove is them controlling every aspect of my life. I can't even be productive anymore unless I have a VOD or cover on from them, I'm well trained

>>70679991
>These people are emotionally underdeveloped, lonely, and mostly autistic. They have latched onto the first form of positive attention they have probably expereinced since they were in school, and are willing to destroy themselves for it to continue.
Me

>>70679991
>first form of positive attention from women
FTFY

>>70680145
CJchama…

>>70680145
reading the logs, guy seems new, so might as well try and be nice like fuwamoco said. probably doesn't know any better about fuwamoco or vtubing in general.

i technically had a gf in middle school but she never even hugged me...

>>70680163
Seriously. I can see how it seems I'm faking this shit but I've not been loved my entire life. Barely made it through school, passed around foster homes like trash. Finally find a stable job I can just put my mind down but feel empty and then just as it was getting really dark they debuted and I clung to this life raft as if my life depended on it because it did and does. If saving my life isn't a reason to go all in forever in life debt to them then what is. I've got nothing outside them so they can have all my money because they will actually use it to better thr world

>>70680348
Grim

>>70680330
New or a hell of a newfag LARP on an alt. I'm leaning towards actual newbie though but they keep asking weird questions implying they're hiding knowing more so I have doubts after the last gray name debacle

What a depressing state of affairs
Post FWMC for the love of god

>>70680519
no

>>70680577
uma bros... soon

But what if I just really enjoy supporting people, even more when they got so much joy to share with the world?

Bau bau!

The struggles of earning so much that the max SC limit is actually a limit on YT. I don't want to alt . I also feel weird dropping so much bc they will worry. How do I give them lots and lots of money? 100 voice packs?

>>70680514
yeah seems an actual newfag but who knows nowadays. the only problem was when they started talking about a "past account" found, but discussion was shifted away from that thankfully.

>>70680708
Do you want to give them money or to get attention for it?
If it's the former then just buy a ton of their specific merch.

I think fwmc basically are fallen out of collabing with EN at all outside of calli and Bae. So many collabs happening without them, but maybe it's for the best to avoid the EN corruption . Provided rrat and c are reformed a little. It'll be straight JP collabs exclusively it seems

>>70680888

>>70670711
>>70670744
>>70672479
>>70674433
>>70677675
>>70680646
BAU BAU

>>70680888
Why do they look AI generated?

>>70680762
90% just want to give them as much money as possible with the highest cut going to them possible. 10% selfishly wishing they would know it was from me but idc if anyone else sees so I wouldn't post a receipt or something . I can probably kill the 10% of my mind but you know how it goes. It's a lot of money

>>70680960
Why is my autistic rant quoted amongst the bau bau

kek

>>70681054
BAU BAU

>>70681019
The true fan silently writes them into his will for his entire life savings

>>70679629
why do you even use this thread, entertainmentachizo?

>>70681125
my family is going to be pissed

>>70681080
holy shit it's real kek

>>70681054
>>70681115
He gets it, BAU BAU

>>70681174
(pic didn't attach)

>>70681174
>>70681234
ganbatte ne

>>70681254
>pic says it's attached
>I attach the pic after captcha
>doesnt post pic
>I must be retarded somehow but I don't know how yet

>>70681125
I've done that, I'm the one that originally posted that. I'm taking supporting them to the max in the here and now. My retirement is willed to them and I won't pull from that so it builds to the maximum compound before being delivered. They need their present and future protected

i miss my wives if i don't see them soon i'm gonna kill myself

WUFFIANS!
RAFFEANS!

>>70681080
we had this earlier too

>>70681355

>>70679629
>loving, overly attached oshis foster a loving, overly attached fanbase
What a surprise. There are positives and negatives to everything.

>>70681327
imageattachedschizo...

>>70681080
Ok I thought this was a shitpost but goddamn that's hilarious

>>70681392
Mococœ imagines being molested by raffans
Fuwawa imagines molesting wuffians
Theyre not the same

>>70681479
And I imagine Mococo molesting me while Fuwawa guides her.

>>70681080
Wait, she even shows up in incognito mode… kek

Mogo-tyan I wab you

>>70681479
Fuwawa definitely imagines leglocking wuffians and feeling them fill her up to the brim

>>70681671
I'm superchatting her 5 grand (too much, too little?) To name a plushie after me. God I want to be ground between her legs

I want fuwawa to manipulate my prostate like a foreigner

>>70680708
Buy merchs, specifically stuff like the taiwanese merch. Those will signal to Cover they have high merch potential and push for them more.

>>70681861
I bought some but it pisses me off there's irl limited gacha and I don't want them to think that's OK

>>70681909
ignore the gacha stuff. go for stufff like the onamori and plushies and acrylics.

>>70681909
That's just so embedded into Japanese culture that you can't escape it. You can stop buying it out of principle, but that's not going to prevent them from doing it in the future

>>70682016
I'll have a lot to give away at cons to non schizo ruffians

I want them to sell FuwaMoco fleshlights. I know they would be OK with it

>>70682111
Only if they are molded on a scan of their actual pussies like this
https://www.toydemon.com/masturbators/onaholes/meiki-01-maria-ozawa-onahole

>>70682212
Mococos is a micron wide
Fuwawas can fit a football

>>70681398
>you are just trolling me ruffian
>google it
>get pic related
fuwawa....

>>70681612
aie why will this never be me

>>70682092
Those exist?

>>70683027
Yeah, me.

>>70683027
Existschizo…

>>70680378
Mmmm... Aeon?

>>70682974
Because she is 2000+ years old and a full-grown puppy. The dream of a pure and wholesome high school romance is long gone for both her and (You).

>>70683451
>The dream of a pure and wholesome high school romance is long gone for both her and (You).
But that's why she wants romance and cheesy cliche romance at that, right?

>>70683451
We can both dress up like high schoolers and live out a delusional fantasy...

>>70683162
大犬

I'm watching Miko's live concert vod now and it was very cute

>>70683451
It'll always haunt me that I missed out on highscool love

>>70683542
Baused, cosplay hag who requires breeding

>>70683451
That's what roleplay is for

>>70683564
same
the closest thing I had was being a creepy orbiter of the girl in the friend group
I hate myself

JWU from a nap and started missing them a lot, what the fuck

bua bua

>>70683822
My royal heiny...

>>70683775
Cant miss them if you stop taking your meds, isnt that right fuwawa?

>>70683775
same desu

>>70683822
toaster strudel...

I ba

I forgot I bought the connect the world blu ray. Were FWMC shilling it?

>>70683922
Yes they were on the shill stream

>>70683904
u therefore I am

I'm not a chihuahua

>>70684153
proof?

>>70683775
Did you dream about them? Maybe that means they’re thinking about you too.

>>70683922
Yeah with bae IRyS kiara and mori.

>>70683564
Is overrated.

>>70684393
I find it hard to believe gura isn’t the most popular.

>>70684459
Guess which country that con is in

>>70684393
>separating fuwawa and mococo

>>70684393
I find it hard to believe FWMC isn’t the most popular.

>>70684393
Based Singapore Takos

>>70683564
could be worse. you could have had a high school gf, be forced to break up with her by your controlling father who didn't want you out of the house except to go to school, she eventually moves away says she loves you and that we will meet again in the future, and then in your late 20s after never having met up again you learn she died of a drug overdose.

>>70681836
Is this real? I can't make it appear.

>>70684632
>Is this real?
no it's inspect element

>>70684393

>>70684612
That's rough d*de. My condolences for you and her.

>>70684393
kiar...

>>70684612
Stop leaking Shiori's mengen here, thx

>>70684612
i guess you don't talk to your dad

>>70684612
Damn. Sorry that happened, Ruffian. I'm sure you'll meet again in Ruffian heaven.

>>70684612
Goddamn that's ruff ruffian.

>>70684530
I have never seen non-asian countries do these polls
It's always singapore/thailand/malaysia/indonesia or so

>>70684612
THAT’S LIFE
(THAT’S LIIIIIFE)

They moved to Japan specifically so they can tweet when I'm asleep and I'll miss it by hours. They fucking hate me.

>>70684803
THAT’S WHAT ALL THE PEOPLE SAAAY

>>70684830
That would be true if it wasn't because they hate ME specifically

>>70684830
They moved to Japan specifically so they can tween when I'm awake so I can reply instantly. They fucking love me.

>>70684803
Not that ruffian, but I've been singing that song since 2012...hearing My Way will put me into tears anytime I hear it.

>>70684705
No one else will understand but kek

>>70684612
It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.
Also not your blog faggot.

>>70684889
My Way just makes me think of Jack’s game now

>>70684705
I understand

Are ruffians actually high school girls or virgin ojisans? Both gossip a ton and I've never been proven otherwise

>>70684530
I know is Singapore. And gura is enormous there.

>>70685051
Mostly virgin ojisans

I’m sitting right behind them on the plane. Fuck, it stinks.

>>70685051
Neither. I'm a bitter ojisan who is being healed by them but I've had my experiences

>>70685051
virgin obaasans

>>70685051
virgin ojisans that have never grown up past high school

>>70685155
>there is at least one 30 year old femcel ruffian
>ywn save her

>>70685051
most ruffians are probably autistic male teenagers who would have watched Spongebob in the 2000s/early 2010s if im being honest

>>70685383
I’m a grown man who fucking loved early SpongeBob

>>70685383
I'm well over 30 and I loved watching the first 2 or so seasons of Spongebob way back

I’m a virgin. I am I missing a lot, sex haver ruffians?

>>70685442
same. fuwamocos majority demographic are autists like us but slightly younger, their the most PG of Advent by far honestly

>>70685566
I've only had sex once and it was with a condom and honestly masturbation feels better from a pure penis perspective. However I hear raw sex is great and embracing and kissing the girl is pretty nice so that might give it the edge over masturbation.

>>70684612
Stop leaking the script to Shinkai's next movie

>>70685566
Not at all, cuddling is great though.
>t. assexual ruffian

>>70684705
What happened

>>70683564
You're not missing out on much
I had a girlfriend throughout my last 2 years of high school and we had the same friend group, but I have much more vivid memories of hanging out with everyone together than with just her. Yes we fucked regularly, but it's not all that great. But somehow I care so much more for FWMC comparatively. Maybe this is what real love is

Does your body appeal more to Fuwawa or Mococo?

>>70685566
It depends, there was a time in my life where all I cared about was having sex and honestly it eventually reaches a point where is not that different from just masturbating. Having sex with someone you actually love is a completely different thing though, the last time I had sex with someone I loved I fucking cried while cuddling kek I'm still embarrassed about that

>>70685840
Fuwawa, but I prefer Mococo just a bit more. So I’ve been trying to slim down some.

>>70685906
Noah-sama...

>unvirgins
Holy terrible

SEX HAVERS OUT
OUT

>>70684612
if it's illegal drugs, then you should thank your dad for helping you dodge a bullet.

>>70686143
But I like it here

>>70685840
Mococo, but fuwawa appeals more to me... so I'm on a conundrum.

This thread is awful

>>70685840
Fuwawa and I like Fuwawa.

>>70686199
Time to fatten up

>>70686207
Now it's slightly better.

>>70686283
I love my wives

>>70686282
I'm bulking up for you fuwawa, I promisse!

>>70686175
Well, you post cute Mococo so you can stay. But you must repent!

>>70686391
You misspelled promice silly wuffian

https://twitter.com/The0neulost/status/1765111984498897053

i miss them...

>>70686473
based gorejuiceposter kek

>>70686566
When they said this they were thinking about me specifically

>>70686566
I miss them, over..

>>70686738
Cute!

>>70686473
>>70686573
God that moment was fucking legendary. A surreal experience.

>>70686477
I want to steal Fuwawa away for a moment and be very honest with her.

>>70686573
>>70686954
She can't keep getting away with it

>>70686954
I wish it could be clipped, but mengen...

>>70687039

>>70686954
wut

>>70687161

>>70687191
Member only meme

>>70687246
i dont remember it

>>70687293
https://youtu.be/TYumkmQCrXY?t=10679
>dirtbikerJoecool CA$100.00 Happy Valentine's day to the 2 gorgeous women in my life. Thank you for protecting my smile, healing my broken soul and making me laugh on the ruffest days. I usually feel pretty down on this day but not today thanks to you. I love and adore you both so much. Bau Bau.

>>70687082
Fuck for much this gets brought up someone should just clip it via obs and post it as unlisted /here/
>>70687293
Valentine's day member SC reading, Fuwawa said someone spelt GORGEOUS wrong even though he spelt it right, kinda roasted him about it.
And now it's a meme here.

>>70687404
I remember Fuwawa immediately had me laugh at the guy but then someone here pointed out he actually spelled it right, kek
I could only imagine how he was second guessing

>>70687404
>this guy sudoku'd over the shame without even double-checking
How does she keep getting away with it?

>Fuwawa made some ESL feel bad even though he spelled it right
Truly a wicked woman.

>>70687514
>he actually spelled it right
No he didn't

>>70687404
i do remember that actually

>we now live in a world where Fuwawa is and has always been correct
She's too powerful

Fuwawa is not always correct in fact she is in desperate need of correction often, which I am happy to provide.

>>70687623
It's ok because she said it really quietly and it's impossible to be mean if you're quiet.

>>70686566
the fact they've been tweeting mysterious vague lovey dovey tweets almost every day the past week makes go crazy gachikoi

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/116659593
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>70687763
Fuwawa thread
Fuwawa board
Fuwawa world

>>70687404
kek.