/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gurass

I love my wife so much!!

She can't be stopped!

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>68860833
SNIFFFFFF

She said she is MY shark! That's it, we're getting married!

I am so fucking jelly for the people that gets to hear her practicing her singing T o T

>still in love with her
>after more than 3 years
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER.

>5k ARS is about 6 bucks
oof

Life is good.

gura wants to bite me

>>68860872
*pinch*

O-oh. Oh God. I forgot how much I love her.

Gura Cute

Sex with a fembud.

I love her.

>>68860936
I...I saw that and assumed he felt bad that he could only give like $30...but 6? Holy shit. Are our Argentine bros ok?

ONE MORE

WHY AM I NOT ALLOWED TO TYPE EMOTES YOUTUBE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

Only one more song. Better pay up before she goes.

>>68861026
lol imagine donating his entire years sallary only to give Guba just enough for her to buy a Twix, lul

>>68861026
Isnt Argentina invading a neighboor right now?

>>68861026
>Are our Argentine bros ok?
I don't think Argentina was ever ok when they lost the Falklands to the UK. Not even the world cup can fix that.

>>68860872

>>68861085
because ur gay

>>68860825
>Members unarchived karaoke at 5PM EST.
I had zero chance to watch this. Why did she schedule it for this time? My guess is that she's raising my child.

Gawr Gura is MY wife, not yours. >:3

>another karaoke this week
I LOVE HER

>>68861131
kek

ANOTHER KARAOKE CONFIRMED

Another karaoke this week lets go!

>>68861131
perfect chubby cheeks

wondering if whatever she had planned for valentines is another prerecorded thing like the ASMR collab thing with Fauna, if she's planning on a karaoke as well

Reminder that this karaoke was practice for the public one and that's why she's been goofy-singing

Shinkiro it is. Said she should've stopped half and hour ago. Public karaoke sometime later when voice is good. Still got that Valentines stream coming up.

Please for the love of God tell me we found a way to archive member streams the thought of this getting lost depresses the shit outta me

>>68861125
Wrong country

>>68861125
Venezuela is (was?) invading Your-A-Gay.

I haven't felt this happy in so long. Her singing does things to me buds. I fucking love her.

>>68861259
No such way exists, sorry bud

>>68861307
Oh well, at least I was here.

>>68861259
Download it from YouTube 3 hours later

I LOVE HERRRRRR!

>>68861259
You poor faggot stop fucking begging for 3 hours straight holy shit

>>68861273
>>68861270
Ah my bad for some reason I always get them mixed up. Something in the spelling scrambles my brainmeats

>>68861273
What are they fighting over? 2 sugar canes & 3 bananas? Neither country have anything of value, wtf

>>68861241
Not sure but Gooba is certainly going to plan something good for sure on that day. I can feel it in my Chumble bones.

>>68861131
pontificate aroma spiral

Chumbuds, come here

>>68861333
I'm LITERALLY watching her, you stupid idiot.

>>68861330
>2 layers of youtube compression
that's a sin

her little claps...ToT

why are gura's ears so fucking massive wtf

>>68861131
She's perfect.

>>68861026

>>68861399
I've been staring at them all stream

>>68861386
Then use yt-dlp you fucking shitstain tard!

>>68861399
So she can hear how much I FUCKING LOVE HER!

>>68861442
I thought yt-dlp didn't work with member streams?

Gura daisuke's Marine senpai

>>68861349
Probably a distraction from the corruption and taking advantage of how nobody will stop them while they loot their neighboor since the rest of the world is on fire

>>68861476
--cookies-from-browser

NO GURA DON'T TAKE IT AWAY!!!!!!!!!

>>68861427
Wow and I thought Argentina losing the Falklands was the worst that happened to that country.

>>68861543
Ooooooooh. You're smart. I take it back, mate. You deserved calling me out. Thank you!

she can move around with wasd???

lel this fucking shark

Gura was a robot all along and needs calibration?

Is she back for real this time?

NEW SOUNDPOST

I think she might be returded!

She's such a dork, she's the best.

i'll soundpost that one later

she's such a dork I love her.

I will never get tired of her awkward dorky goodbyes

>that ending
MY HEART...

>keeping the ending screen longer for an unarchived stream...
might be retarded

God I'm so stupidly in love with this dork!
Chumbies status?

>>68860259
Queen as well

I've never noticed how her pupil dilates in the end card up until now.

AIEEEEEEEE MY COMMENT DIDN'T GET IN

Sweet
Git my comment in

>>68861259
couldnt you just use a screen recording software if nothing else?

>youtube took a bit for the vod page to open and I didn't get a comment in
Pain..God she was so fucking cute tonight.

>>68861703
can you soundpost the life of brian song too

0i5H-db8gYY: Downloading 1 format(s): 299+140

4.87GiB for 299, did i get it all?

So I think it's safe to say no stream till Valentine's. I don't think her next karaoke would be that day, because why would she have needed so much prep time for it? Unless she's doing something special for members and then a public karaoke.

>>68861427
I used to imagine anons as average white pc geek
I imagine them like this now thanks to /vt/

>>68860936
It’s one thing if an obvious shitposter is sending it but the guy is sending his equivalent of a $100. Trying to do apples to apples would probably bankrupt him

not sharing it tho lmao

Don't go...

>>68860936
I bought 300 games with ARS it's only 300$ total

shoooot my archive broke, good stream tho

I got a read and I got a comment in just in time
I LOVE HER SO FUCKING MUCH I ACTUALLY NEED TO MARRY HER!!

I love her
I love her
I love her
I love herI love her

M

>>68860833
Based Gurass poster

Child

>>68862113
M RT

>>68862019
A college buys Windows 11 licenses from one of those SA tard countries for 5 bucks and resells them in germany for 50 bucks. Dude earns like 2000 USD a month wranling licenses for tards

>>68862113
M

>>68861259
ytarchive is fine.

>>68861891
Total duration is 2:35:04, should match >>68861966

>>68861891
>>68861966
Mine's 4.96gb, 5,204,576 kb

>>68862113
M+RT

>>68862113
MMM

someone got that spin at the end?

what the fuck is youtube doing again? my emote button keeps going away and I cant even copy paste them from chat

>>68862113
M

She's the love of my life!

Archivebud post the link, gotta rewatch it again.

>>68862216
I think you should have gone to colleague, chumbud.

>>68862113
M RT

i didnt realize this was not going to be archived. I was going to get membership now that she's back but i really only watch vods

>>68862113
>>68862259
M+RT

>>68862113
M RT

>>68862256
>Mine's 4.96gb, 5,204,576 kb
Hmm nooo? Well, i assume yours are after merging then

>>68862113
M RT
my heart really hurts

>>68862236
>>68862256
mine matches but I sadly closed my cmd window so I don't have the exact text

I don't understand why she didn't mention the Valentine stream.

>>68862610
Her karaokes always make my day great I missed them.

>>68861926
The entirety of SEA is only just slightly double the American population. Among that a generous estimate of 10% speak English. This board isn’t mostly sea otherwise people would care about ID more

Anyways, nice karaoke, now i am gonna watch siswet19 videos and pretend its Gura, see ya arch users...

I like that gura isn't a drama creator or surfing drama in general for views. she's beyond that nonsense, she's chilling

>>68862113
M

>>68862457
Please more handcam, Gura. Please don't say it's impossible. The first one was so much fun.

>>68862113
M

>>68862708
It helps that she’s not greedy and internet savvy

>>68862216
yeah i bought all my textbooks from SEA countries back when i was in college for pennies on the dollar

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>68862674
Gura doesn't multitask well. She was pretty focused on singing and her new setup today.

>>68862113
M RT

stream tomorrow or? chumbuds share info pls

>>68863094
Wednesday

>>68863094
she didn't even mention valentine's

>>68863158
She already said multiple times before she's preparing things for vday.

Hahahahahah now that Gura is finished, look what kind of shit our niji friends gonna pull in a couple of minutes :D :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o65VwnQvWW4

>Gura can use WASD keys to move her model in the holoapp
I wonder if it's just a special build of the HoloEarth Unity app at this point.

>>68863271
oh boy

>>68862960
samen

Now that our hearts are full of Goob. What are chumbies doing for the rest of the night?

>>68862256
did you embed the thumbnail?

>>68862256
If you embedded the thumbnail (and description) that's probably where the difference is; thumbnail itself is 121KB.
Variations in ytarchive and ffmpeg versions also result in different sizes but they're on the order of hundreds of bytes max.

>>68863264
i'm just saying in terms of info from this stream there was none

>>68863271
>Gura karaoke
>NijiYab of the day
>Mumei karaoke

Why are mattresses so expensive buds? Looks like i'm dropping almost a whole grand on just a decent one.

>>68863363
I'm gonna try to sing more and then play paruwarudo

>>68863383
>ffmpeg versions
on this subject, if you're having trouble muxing the files, upgrade ffmpeg to 6.1.1

>>68862708
gura seems like the type who can appreciate a nice grill

>>68863363
Still got some pizza and might play some Palworld. Or I'll watch youtube and pass out

>>68863271
What, some drama shit? Don't care desu.

>>68863440
comfort and having a back that doesn't hurt is a luxury

>>68863441

>>68863271
Seeing how selens shit boiled down to being Rushia without a bf I’ll side with them. Now take your shit to the catalog

>>68861954
its even worse than that. that is the government enforced exchange rate. thats more like $600 to him
>>68861427
>tfw only 2 parties in the US
Bro I wish there were like 12 so nothing would ever get done

I dropped my cookies noooo
I just updated it like six hours ago

>>68863673
Niji defense force is everywhere today lmao

>>68863440
look up sleep like the dead and see if you can find a decent factory direct store in your area. ignore big retail and internet-only.

>>68863440
Ah, the true passage into adulthood is realizing how expensive all the things you take for granted are.

>>68863440
Economics

>>68863363
I am playing rainbow six

>>68863271

>>68863271
dont care for anything other than gura so you can kindly take this offtopic shit outta here

>>68863778
My cookies kept expiring mid-download. YouTube seems to be up to some fuckery

>>68863778
Gura...

Man i know yall are some CS guys and whatnot but that shit is just modern wizardry. tried yt-dlp got an error message, 3 google searches down applying fixes and i cant get it to work idfk. well at least i watched it live, but I'd love to rewatch it too.

>>68863440
Probably inflation desu

>>68863910
we cant all be masters of our arts like Walter the White

>>68863772
Nothing would get done and it would still screw us over. 2 is the lesser of two evils when the evil one isn’t in power

a question, is gawr gura's upcoming valentine's stream also going to be for members only?

>>68863887
They're refreshing cookies you're currently using in the browser much quicker now. You need to grab cookies from a separate browser which you then close and do not use, or an incognito window, which you then close and do not use. They'll last longer.

>>68863772
>Bro I wish there were like 12 so nothing would ever get done
Based af

>>68863910
unironically join the fan discord, they have archives behind a channel that requires membership """proof"""

>>68863271
It's bad karma to laugh at others' misfortune.
Even if I'm guilty of it myself sometimes, right now I am too happy and emotional from Gura's stream to have anything but pity for them.

>>68864060
Yes, she might have a public section but it’s almost always for members. Makes things easier and less judgmental

>>68864060
Good question but I doubt its gonna be members only but Gooba is cooking up something for sure

>>68864093
I know, that would be my next approach but I like the idea of being independent so i tried it myself

>>68864057
literally everything the federal government does is bad

>>68863772
>Bro I wish there were like 12 so nothing would ever get done
then you get a bunch of parties forming alliances, so they can push through their garbage agendas. I personally think that all politicians are actual scum that should be publicly executed. They only aim to enrich themselves and actively want to make my life worse while doing so.

>>68863271
fucking scripted BS

>>68864093
ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew

>>68864033
I inflate your mothers butthole

>>68863792
>Threadshit holo generals with Nijiyab catalogshit
>Or else (You) are the catalogsister
Ogey

>>68864777
no matter what it's better than retards posting it to gofile and youtube

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

>>68864940
Wrong.

>>68864893
>Causing drama for no reason out of spite in /ggg/ after a great members karaoke
Exactly something a retarded nijinig would do. KYS.

archive doko?

Talk more about how cute my wife was today. I like it when people do that.

>>68865406
How the fuck am *I* causing drama, streetshitter-kun? I'm literally telling the dramafags to gtfo
Kindly die of dysentery

>>68863271
I guess out of context but nobody seems to care, who is this guy talking, isnt Elira a woman vtuber? I genuinely have almost no idea about nijisanji. Why is he choosing to host this on her channel? This almost just looks like her channel got hacked if the guy didnt talk so calmly.

>>68865687
Cause I cant fucking read you asshole. Sorry.

>>68865616
I liked when she said she needed to pee

>>68865616
She was as cute as my penis was hard, which is to say painfully so
>>68865822
It's okay anon
I'm pretty sure literally everybody's IQ drops by about thirty points everytime the cataloglizards invade, and that includes me

>>68863905
kek

Guras favourite flower is Hydrangea:

"Sadly, the entire plant, including the flower buds, is quite toxic to pets and children. All parts of Hydrangea contain traces of cyanide. Accidental ingestion could cause shortness of breath, dizziness, fainting, and a rapid pulse. Severe cases of poisoning could also lead to convulsions and death"

Gura has Pica, she ate sand & shewed on marbles as a kid, she also licked countertops

In one of her streams she mentioned her moder planted the most beautiful Hydrangea in their backyard

Given Gura has Pica it's safe to say she munched on those flowers, she has mentioned having ALL these sympoms of hydrange poisioning:

"shortness of breath, dizziness, fainting, and a rapid pulse"

>>68865616
But that is my wife?

>>68864594
Keeping communism out and becoming a world superpower was pretty neat

>>68864710
Ironically that’s why people trust Trump and that guy in Australia? Vietnam? Whatever but they were already really rich at the start and once you get in range of a billion dollars money loses all meaning. It’s why they start doing dumb shit like making a yacht so big it needs to be pulled by another yacht or multiple divorces

BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN

>>68866623
>I have no rrat and I must ogey

>>68866623
1 problems with that she’d be dead by now if she kept ingesting it or it already flushed out of her system.

>>68866928
>Keeping communism out
>He doesn't know
F-fedbud, (You) BECAME the communists

Gura needs to eat more red meat

>>68867448
I have some red meat for her <3

>>68867551
Yeah mine

>>68867551
>>68867625
Don't mind if she bites it off?

>>68867363
Shes still eating them, dumdum

>>68867852
It's a steak anon, that's what you're supposed to do

>>68864067
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

>>68867402
I meant in the 1980s but yea it’s been pretty bad recently

Do you guys think there is ANY possibility that any of the Holo members have a secret CB account?

WIFE CUTE

>>68863910
If you want to try it again in the future, check https://github.com/HoloArchivists/hollow_memories/blob/master/archiving_livestreams.md#saving-a-members-only-stream
But otherwise >>68864093 seems to be accurate. I ended up getting an error message partway and manually updated the cookie file, but the download wasn't interrupted at any point.

>>68868514
No

>>68868629
Why are you guys overcomplicating shit?

yt-dlp --cookies-from-browser firefox --live-from-start "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0i5H-db8gYY"

That is ALL that is needed...

Gura is very cute

>>68868874
Racist! Stop being a homophobe

are yo uguys still talking about a member stream archive when in the old days we'd already have an archive posted by now

>>68868786
Anon, you shouldn't be using yt-dlp for ongoing stream. And aside from that, because --cookies-from-browser is currently unreliable because of the above mentioned change to cookies on youtube's end

>>68863440
I've been saying I want to get a new mattress for almost 2 years. I really should get around to doing that...

>>68869047
All the oldfags left.

>>68869047
Look at this fucking anon insulting our wife by watching double-encoded YouTube archives...

>>68869251
newfag...

Just a reminder if you bought any of the hololive fes messages you have just over a day to fill the form in if you haven't as long as my math is right.

>>68868458
I wouldn't want her to ever bring it up on stream both for her sake and ours, and I know for a fact that she wouldn't want to either
But part of me also has a burning curiosity that wants to know what she thinks, if anything, about this moment in history and the great geopolitical schizodrama that is unfolding before our very eyes
Wouldn't shock me at all if doomscrolling-induced stress is part of what gave her the need to detox from the internet and go touch grass, many such cases
God, I wish I could hold and comfort her and reassure her that Globohomo shall be vanquished in the end - "the gates of hell shall not prevail against us"

>>68869195
>Shitloads of 2 year members still
no

>>68869101
yt-dlp works perfectly for ongoing streams, are you a fucking retard or a windows user (same thing really), also, --cookies-from-browser has worked flawlessly for over 2 years now, even with YT change!

You are getting skillissued so fucking hard

>>68866928
>Keeping communism out
half of the federal government is attempting to force communism in

>>68869519
The issue with yt-dlp is that it silently drops segments and then goes on to produce a file literally missing pieces of the stream without you knowing. So does it "work perfectly for ongoing streams", or do you just assume it does, meanwhile you're saving incomplete archives?

>>68866623
>her moder
shouldn't it be mother?

I miss audiobud and his vods. I miss being able to check the regular place knowing I could watch my sharkwife sing again.

>>68869512
she said her dad likes nascar and someone in her family owns guns, because she has complained on screen about carrying a gun around, and her family stopped watching football and baseball.
so if nothing else papa shark is mega based

is there really nobody willing to slap it on mega

>>68870300
What's in it for me?

>>68870569
A billion (you)s

>>68869847
What kind of ass backwards build of yt-dlp do you use? One from 1963?

Default yt-dlp has verbose output AND default is 10 retries on segment timeouts, picrel

>>68870569
spreading Gura love should be enough but I guess not

>>68870694
>the ARS of attention
No thanks

>no soundposts
>no vods
>everyone is a jerk
I don't like /ggg/ anymore

>>68870980
Im lvling in wow fuck off

>>68870269
>Papa shark MAGAlodon all but confirmed
>But also not one of those schizo boomer types who thinks anime is le ebin and can't tell the difference between idolshit and onlyfans, supports his daughter and fawns over her achievements in Hololive
He sounds like a good man, and I'm not at all surprised he raised such a lovely daughter
Sasuga sharkfamily

>>68870980
You have people teaching you how to fish, hope you're learning so come next time you can spread the love and share your archive yourself

shark calibrating

>>68860936
>>68861026
>>68861427
if you are paying in ars just don't send red supers. just send the cheap ones and save your money for being a member. I don't even think they can buy merch because I doubt anyone is selling it to them for the shit exchange rate that youtube is giving because ARS are literally worth LESS than what youtube says they are

>>68871169
Fishing isn't going to archive it for people who weren't there when the stream was live. People shouldn't have to run 1000 redundant downloads when one person could do it once and upload it.

>>68870980
I blame that one anon whining for like an hour and a half like a faggot.

Yeah Papashark sounds like a great dad. I love my dad but he had to work a ton when I was young and causes tension sometimes.

>>68870780
>the ARS of attention
Holy fuck my sides
Here, have my ARS (You)

>>68870269
wait I just want to add, incase someone gets confused. she wasn't bitching about guns existing, she was bitching that she hurt her shoulder carrying the gun because the gun was heavy and she is a womanlet

>>68871177
Based soundpost anon.

>>68871177
thank you chumbie now can I please have a life of brian soundpost I want to listen to it again

>>68871401
t. Gura

>>68871690
I said he sounds like a great dad. Maybe if I said HE IS a great dad.

is it even possible to get last year's valentine vod anymore

>>68871401
I wonder what he would think of all the anons /here/ constantly slobbering over the thought of his daughter's cunny and/or unironically wating to marry her

>>68872041
*wanting

>>68872041
I cant help it her mannerisms and cuteness just trigger longing for Gura headpats.

>>68872340
Same desu

>>68871890
Nope. Get fucked.

>>68871165
I love that he keeps all of her awards and little things she gets working in Hololive for himself for something of a shrine for his daughter.
I love my proud doting father-in-law.

>>68871890
it's right there wdym
https://rentry.org/gawrchive2

>>68872041
Happy, disturbed, a bit worried, and a smidgen of pride

this one is a good one

>>68871890
Funny I was thinking about this today. I probably have it downloaded but I realize my files are so unorganized I don't know if I actually do. I actually forgot I have a lot of her old taken down vods I meant to grab and never did.

>>68872777
god she's so cute

>>68872729
P-papashark, is that (You)?
May I just say that a) your daughter is lovely, b) I see her as the sister I never had, and c) may I have her hand in marriage
No I am not from Alabama

We should sing that dwarf song for Guras birthday

>>68872619
>Builds an otaku cunnyshrine for his daughter
He's just like me frfr

>>68872777
checked
also is that the rumored goomba roomba lifesized edition

>the hobbit
>wizards
>dwarves
what's next?

>>68871531
God this is so hot.

>>68873236
Newbud... fan projects like that have been terrible, ask bjoarn how the song him and others from the discord sung for her go.

>>68873455
orcs
the unga bunga meta

>>68873455
Gura is going to get in to learning how to manipulate my penis with her little feet.

>>68871531
What was she carrying it for? I assume hunting?

Just got back from work and missed half of the karaoke. Where's the torrrent?

>>68873818
Archivers are being bitches and decided they won't share it this time. Wait for it to be uploaded by someone else.

>>68871165
I would get along very well with Papashark

>>68874064
But why?

Anyone watch those Gurarium videos on Youtube? One of them covered their experience at the Sendai Aquarium and had clips of Gura speaking in Japanese for the pre-shows. I was physically cringing, it sounded like she did the whole thing in one take. She kept pronouncing "same desu" as "same deSUUUUU", her tone was off (like reading a script in 1 take bad), just overall sloppy from her side. She's checked out officially.

>>68874175
People being extra annoying about it all day

I missed the stream..

>The sisters are back

>>68874410
I didn't notice anybody being annoying. I didn't make any posts about it until a few minutes ago or read most of the threads earlier though.

>>68874324
>She kept pronouncing "same desu" as "same deSUUUUU",
the japanese love that shit. no wonder all the merch sold out instantly and the lines were out the door.

>>68874587
The minority ruins everyones fun as usual

psa some black nigger company or something is imploding because of some drama
expect their pajeet drones to be shitting up /ggg/ even more than the usual

>>68872777
I can see this being posted shortly before every stream.

>>68874813
They don't have to have ruined everything. Someone could up it right now. But they won't, for some reason.

>Boderlands 4 confirmed
reminder Gura listed Boderlands as one of her interests in her debut

I let my seedbox expire and I have a cgnat connection. unless you know a good ddl site that can take a 6gb file im out.

>>68873793
could be hunting, could also be pest control or just shooting in the woods and they made her carry it, didn't she say someone in her family owns a farm and also she went somewhere in the mid west for family reunions?
the thing that hurts my arm shooting, though this would be a stretch is when I do high power. most rifle shooting classes, rotc, appleseed and I think boyscouts have kids do basically the high power course from 25 yards using .22lrs. when I did appleseed (and some high power shoots when I started) I didn't have a shooting coat so the sling you would use to support the rifle would cause my arm hurt like fuck later that day, like borderline feel like it was broken.

Gura's Karafun track volume is always all over the place.

I missed the Karaoke...
Where can I watch it...?
Is usual place still there?

Anyone see that shitpost by anon up there? I was physically cringing, it reads like he wrote the whole thing in one draft. He kept chugging massive syphilitic horse cock, his large intestine was perforated Mr. Hands-style (like writing a shitpost in one draft while being anally pulverized by elephants bad), just overall sloppy from his side in more ways than one. He should officially check out of the gene pool

>>68875161
thanks for trying, I was feeling pretty shitty but your post made me feel better

>>68873701
We should chip in for a professional mixer.

>>68875564
Dont feel too bad anon. I had to miss the last hour of the karaoke and it seems like it was the best part too

>>68864940
how about stop being a zoomer and torrent it like all the rest of the deleted VODs in the gawrchive?

I would kill for a youtube upload frankly. please post one when you notice it

>>68874838
Business as usual. I don't know what's been going on with that drama as I typically ignore it all, but I get the impression it's big this time? If they didn't just bring it all on themselves, then power to them and I hope they do okay.
So anyway, I love Gura.

>>68875161
Throwaway google drive is what i use for sharing files that size to a bunch of people at once for a period of time.

>>68875123
Borderlands 3 was hot garbage. No hype for 4.

Imagine if papa shark is one of the orbiters here, it would be amazing!

Or maybe mama shark orbits here? If so, mama shark; i want to throw you over my shoulders and fireman-carry you out of a sockhop! See you on saturday?

>>68875362
Definitely a rifle no way a couple of pistols could hurt and if she’s carrying then it’s most likely for hunting. Kind of like a golf caddy but for killing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeB7WKjVQSQ

>>68875403
Usual place turned into a discord but the other place might have it. Or just wait for the reupload by her dedicated karaoke clippers

>>68876459
Mama/papa shark, if (You) guys are here, I have only one question for you:
I just want to rape your daughter creature, is this too much to ask?

>>68875392
She needs to drop karafun by like -5dB so it doesn't overpower her voice

>>68876707
could also be a shotgun. people use those for hunting as well and as things like clay shooting. clay shotguns are pretty heavy. not sure how heavy a hunting double barrel is, but a pump can be annoyingly heavy when fully loaded due to the fact all the weight will be up in the front

>>68876855
Karaoke clippers don't post the full stream which is what most people here are inteested in.

>>68876153
The gameplay was fine, it's mostly the story that was bad. Wish they would go back to something like Borderlands 1.

How are you fellas feelin' today?

>>68876832
I stumbled across this clip just the other day
Imagine being the sort of decadent, helpless fuck who makes a girl like Gura degrade herself with such disgusting work at such an ungodly hour of the day
Such people are an affront to natural selection and will be the first to go once the apocalypse hits, and when that happens, I say good fucking riddance

>>68876707
Could be something as simple as just a bb-rifle, for a tiny frail young female Gura even a bb-rifle is heavy enough to carry around, maybe she only carried it in their yard and shooting at cans, or walking to closest field to shoot cans

Anywho, WHO FUCKING CARES, the most pointless lore ever, worse than cunny-droolers

Papashark and Mamashark are going to be my parents too, and together with my wife Gura we're going to take family trips to Disney World.

>>68877312
>diamond chumbud shared before the vod
It's so Gover

>>68877312
My tummy hurts but Gura heals.

>>68875392
It’s weird I’ve seen it happen to others but never as drastic as hers then again her music choices also change just as much

FUUUUCK I MISSED THE KARAOKE LIVE AHHH

missed the stream. what was on the setlist?

>>68870269
>someone in her family owns guns
Probably more than one, but do you remember those anons that used to say that Gura is a submarine captain? Well, let's just say it's pretty funny that they used to say that...

>>68877312
wow is that a diamondbud?

>>68877340
Hey fuck (You), girls with guns is sexy
Therefore, Gura with guns is coom-explosion-tier

>>68877522
kekeke, he missed the karaoke live, Kimoi!

>>68876832
Why is Kaiba like this?

>>68871401
He posts about drums 24/7

>>68877326
you are telling me, if you had the ability you would not call Gura at 8 am and say >janny, come and unclog my toilet

I just think torrents are much better for this so I was hoping someone with a setup better for seeding would do it
https://mega.nz/file/x2U2hAyA#SB5chKkIsrPmGk_xJnmXzwZEUK2l-f_hBbdyexpyido

>>68877587
At first glance I thought this was a parody of the goldbud where the gold bars were replaced by fries and the gold filling was replaced by fryer grease, then like a quarter of a second later my eyes focused and I realized it was just the normal goldbud
I'm not even fatfuckbud nor am I currently hungry, what the fuck is my problem

>>68877822
Fucking based

>>68877578
>anons that used to say that Gura is a submarine captain?
Nooo, what was being said is that Guras aunt is a submarine captain (and also for some freaking ass backward logic as usual with leftists, Guras submarine LGBT aunt wrote about defending muslims, the religion that has jailed and killed LGBTQ+-/& people in modern history)

>>68877340
well you outed yourself as a thirdworlder. you would be shocked how much heavier an actual gun is compared to a bb gun

>>68877522
Meh, it was okay. She didn't even really try to sing well. She gave less than 50% effort.

>>68877778
The poop wasn’t blue eyes shaped

>>68877551
It went hard af

>>68877578
Gura just became a submarine captain?
>>68878024
how would Gura's aunt be a submarine captain? women are banned from being on submarines

>>68875123
the fuck you liar i didnt see anything on /v/

>>68877822
>drums
https://youtu.be/NwXUlaluqb0?t=4204

>>68878026
Where the fuck did i say anything that would insinuate that i claimed a real gun isnt much heavier than a BB gun!

I hate fucking braindead retards like you that are so fucking stupid that they add fictional imaginary things into peoples comments that hasn't been said, then comment on said fictional non existent claims....

Fucking brazilians man....

>>68878168
>women are banned from being on submarines
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FT0gp36HTm4

Reeeeeaaaaalllllly?

>>68877865
I mean, I might SAY that just to bait her into coming over in her maid getup
But once she showed up? Nah, I can think of much better uses for a woman in a cute maid outfit

>>68877171
i liked that they expanded the lore of the destroyer but i felt that the twins could've had more done with them. plus i felt that the gameplay was a bit better than BL2 although the drop rate for legendaries was too high
Also it was a bit of a plot hole that tyreen was able to absorb part of the destroyer but it didn't occur to the Eridians/Nyriad to do that

>>68878388
>reddit spacing
>doesn't own a gun
>has a small penis
>thinks gura was talking about a light ass fuck bb gun when she has said she has a gun multiple times on stream
yeah, you are a third worlder

>>68877910
Thank you, King.

>>68878795
>worlder
Minor spelling error, i win, get fucked and flogged, back to your favela

Oh look it's the retard that makes things up arguing with people again.

>>68878203
https://twitter.com/Borderlands
why would I lie

>>68877822
>Gura left home not because she wanted to, but had to because her dad was bangin' the drums constantly.

>>68878611
>In 2010, Secretary of Defense Robert M. Gates lifted the ban, which barred females from serving aboard submarines.
basically obongo is a piece of shit who ruins everything
I am pretty sure there are literally no women submarine captains. there is one lt cmr who is a 2nd in command on a sub

>>68878026
How much do bb guns weigh? I think all my rifles are in the 6-8 lb range.

>>68878795
>>68879030
>worlder
... that's not a spelling error, anon

>>68879030
nope, you outed yourself as a noguns, which means you are from some thirdworld shithole like england and therefore aren't a person