/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

imagine swallowing one of her chocolate logs...

Who is hyped for Movie May?

I hope Gura gasses me with her farts...

>>74185159
But we're back?

>>73801068
>>73801211
>>73801240
>>73801457
>"silent"
At least pretend to do your thread reps

imagine having one of her chocolate logs slide down your throat...

>>73596957
all hours are gura hours, if the queen feels like streaming you bow out to watch it, otufit reveal or not

I want to go back to 2021 and stay there forever too.

getting enslaved by cover sounds really good...

>>72529545
I would tell my chumbies that I'm thinking about them, that I hope they're doing okay, and that I'm sorry for not being able to be around as much anymore.

I think my birds like it when I act autistic

>>72142090
those were the days...

>>71941871

I honestly wonder what it's like to live with Gura

remember when Gura wanted to spend white day with us last year and then forgot about it? those were the days...

I'd love it if she randomly posted "thinking of you, chumbies~" with a cute pic, or something like that

Anyone see that shitpost by anon up there? I was physically cringing, it reads like he wrote the whole thing in one draft. He kept chugging massive syphilitic horse cock, his large intestine was perforated Mr. Hands-style (like writing a shitpost in one draft while being anally pulverized by elephants bad), just overall sloppy from his side in more ways than one. He should officially check out of the gene pool

>>68126881
Thanks bud, I hope so too - trust me, if not for the credits I already had from years ago and the performance grants I got from my current college I probably wouldn't have bothered lol
But I learned long ago that I simply don't have the people skills to find a valuable career like yours without playing the faggoty corporate credentialism game, so CV filler it is

>>67786663
>Making an entire post about "the issue" is you doing that.
No, it isn't. It is you being autistically (and more importantly, INCORRECTLY) hyperliteral and assuming that "the issue" *has* has to be a literal singular item, which is simplistic, shallow and one-dimensional thinking.
>There is a person... like literally everyone.
This is my whole point, you moron. The fact that people have issues and feelings does not imply that issues do not exist - it in fact EXPLICITLY necessitates that they DO exist.
>Literally nothing has fundamentally changed.
Pulling things out of your ass again, are we? You have no evidence, and Gura's behavior is clear evidence to the contrary.
>I have said, probably literally to you
Believe me, this is thankfully the first time I've ever had this particularly mind-numbing conversation. Aim better. While you're at it, maybe learn a lesson in humility - to stop making assumptions and pretending to understand the first thing how humans operate while laughably whining about other people engaging in speculation and mistaking one anon for another on the basket weaving forum.
>that because she was streaming didn't mean she would keep streaming, that she would disappear and then eventually stream again, and wow, look, that fucking happened.
The fact that her behavior changes magically proves that her behavior changes for no reason?
Anon, that is literally the dumbest thing I have ever heard in my life. Gura could literally live forever while oscillate between streaming and ghosting ten thousand times, for literal *years* at a time, and it would still not somehow constitute evidence that nothing ever happens to her. All it means is that these are all particular and isolated events with their own narrative and cohesive internal logic, which happen to have outcomes which may or may not be similar in particular ways (whether they influence her to stream or engage on Twitter more or less). Stop oversimplifying things by trying to boil everything down to a single unified function - otherwise, *I* can simply point to the fact that her behavior probably will change again in the future (after all, if ONE thing managed to make her ghost this hard for this long, then it stands to reason that a similar stimulus would produce a similar outcome) and say, oh, would you look at that, SOMETHING HAPPENED AGAIN, and know that it proves *me* right - not you.
>Please just remember this conversation next time you're whining and trying to "figure out" the exact same situation for the 15th time.
I'll remember that you threw a temper tantrum because you were too prodigiously, jaw-droppingly stupid to notice the simple, inarguable fact that you and I and any other number of anonymous faggots could literally have this conversation for the fifteen TRILLIONTH time, and you would still be NO closer to proving the nonsense-upon-stilts that is a) things keep happening, therefore b) they must only ever happen for no reason, and also c) they all must only ever be part of one singular interconnected causal chain of events and never be unrelated, QED

>>67544340
Here, I'll spoonfeed (You) your English language rep for the day, as I'm sure you're exhausted and just on break and shitposting between sessions of praying to your faggot cow deity or whatever it is you heathens worship:
>She did it on purpose for overlapping her. I say game on.
In context of the full thread (which I have read, and you have not), this sentence of yours would naturally be interpreted by native, fluent, *actual* English speakers as indicating a) that you have a red jewel embedded in your forehead, and b) tacit approval of the rock's antics. Nobody with more IQ points than chromosomes would take it as encouragement of the shark taking vengeance instead
I sincerely hope for everyone's sake that this has cleared things up and helps you to avoid making similarly grievous communication errors in the future - if only because watching your kind shit yourselves all over my board as though it were main street in New Delhi is thoroughly unpleasant
Please give my kindest regards to your fellow Dravidians :)

>>65394430
>Wittier, funnier
Than Gura? Are you high? One of the key reasons she specifically stands out is specifically because she's one of the rare, precious few exceptions to the rule of women not being witty and funny. She simply doesn't have all that much competition in the space so far as this particular element of personality is concerned
>Have more interesting and varied content
THIS part is more believable, however - although with perms autism it's debatable to what degree this was Gura's fault
Even so, this is a pretty narrow and myopic set of standards to judge vtubers by. There is so, so much more to a girl's appeal than just her wit (again, notwithstanding Gura being S-tier in that category anyway) and the content she makes. Many of which are far more important

>>65272279
>>65272271
>>65272245
>>65272235
>>65272224
>>65272200
>>65272171
>>65272126
>>65272107
>>65272079
>>65272048
>>65272014
>>65272287
>>65272290

>>65224190
>>65224294
>>65224399

>>65127547
You have no business being in /ggg/ anymore anon. Are you only here to shitpost now?