/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

*GENERAL NUMBERFAG SITES*
>https://playboard.co/en/
>http://ikioi-ranking.com/
>https://vrabi.net/
>https://www.vstats.jp
>https://live-ranking.userlocal.jp/vtuber-ranking
>https://vt.poi.cat/

Hololive sites
>https://www.hololyzer.net/youtube/index.html
>https://trackholo.live/en/
>https://www.hololive-songs.com/
>https://holo-spotify-stats.jirikunes.eu/

Nijisanji sites
>https://niji-mado.web.app/stats/hourly
>https://twitter.com/2434rankings
>https://twitter.com/2434subscriber
>https://www.nijiuta.com/

Twitch
>https://sullygnome.com/
>https://twitchtracker.com/
>https://stats.roki.sh/

GRIM

Jesus Christ it's creepy how quiet it is...
Like the calm before a storm.

>>66378354
Who's the one on the far right?

This guy is really a retard huh
>>66378208

>>66378354
ru...

>>66378371

>>66378367
I...I'm not sure what to say anon, it just feels off right now. Something is definitely about to happen.

>>66378235
/news/ anchor
Reply with a short description of the news and a link to the source!

News from today:
>NijiEN x SPcollect toilet water
https://twitter.com/SPcollect_info/status/1744735782907019319
>Detailed info on Gura aquarium collab released
https://www.uminomori.jp/gaurugura/index.html
>Vtuber Valentine Fes 2024 tickets on sale, 1-on-1 ASMR included feat. Re:Act, Varium, VEE, Ratio Yuires
https://twitter.com/Re_AcT_/status/1744211943739843000
>Haneru hosting Vtuber Prank Show by LivePark
https://twitter.com/LPEVENT0120/status/1742742689383416078
>New Active8 vtubers for official channel of Echizen City (Fukui Prefecture)
https://prtimes.jp/main/html/rd/p/000000135.000033882.html
>Zundamon AI Vtuber
https://twitter.com/AIZundamon/status/1730475569140445377
>Roberu, Astel, Temma on Animedia Februaru issue
https://animeanime.jp/article/img/2024/01/09/82204/647966.html
>Hololive x World of Warship Collab
https://twitter.com/WorldofWarships/status/1744403718974427326
>Enogu founded enogu LLC
https://twitter.com/erimakitamaki/status/1744350140197126474
>Voice Ore introducing affiliate system
https://twitter.com/voice_ore/status/1744592830365057466
>hololive cafe in Taiwan
https://twitter.com/fanfans_tw/status/1744591657386074154

Yesterday's news:
>Phase Connect JP branch announced
https://twitter.com/PhaseConnect/status/1744086848572678398

>>66378354

kek

>>66378367
Storm of what? Another niji yab?

>>66378367
THE FINAL YAB

>/baubau/ numberfagging

Remind me, how long was Zaion's suspension before her termination? If we get nothing today and Selen's radio silence extends to a whole month then she is royally fucked.

>>66378591
month

>>66378591
like 2 months or something.

>>66378416
Wanna know something funny?
Kiara made a profit on crypto and she’s using that money to fund her maldives trip.

>>66378483
Why say this to Rin though instead of Ollie? Lmao

>>66378443
>NijiEN x SPcollect toilet water
nigga what

>>66378426
So I'm not the only one. Maybe Vox will kill himself on stream

>>66378422
Why is this Fauna so cute

>>66378663
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eau_de_toilette
Calling it toilet water is funnier.

Would you like Fuwamoco more than Fauna if they surpassed Fauna in subscribers?

>>66378591
a month, but her suspension was announced

>>66378805
Today marks day 15 doesn’t it?

>>66378790
We're not your father sis

>>66378782
the yam

Among us

>>66378591
> 8th Feb : Suspended
> 10th Mar : Terminated
> 5th May : Sayu's rebuttal manifesto

>>66378763
> this Fauna
> implying Fauna isnt always the cutest
Joking. Idk. Maybe because she looks young and youre a Cunnyseur

>>66378443
Wait, Gura will be in the aquarium for an entire month?

>>66378790
>SNOBS vs SNOBS
Sister please, ae love FWMC and Fauna here

>>66378805
Gwelu had a one month suspension that was stealthed, right? Although he still has his job to this day.

>>66378898

>>66378898
>I wake up screaming
that doesn't happen

>>66378790
I don't watch Fauna so nothing will change.

1:39:12 [en] Future predictions... you know, it's about what will happen. A letter. I will right her a letter.
1:40:07 [en] Coco-chan, how are you? Thanks to you joining Hololive, a lot of good things happened to me.
1:40:16 [en] Coco-chan, how are you? Thanks to you joining Hololive, a lot of good things happened to me. Oh, my... (Korone's crying)
1:41:33 [en] Coco-chan, how are you? Thanks to you joining Hololive, a lot of good things happened... Not only for the Tatsunoko-sans, but also for listeners. Everyone remembers about you. Nobody forgot you.
1:42:14 [en] Everyone remembers you. Nobody forgot you. Keep watching for us in this huge, nice blue sky. I still love you.
https://www.youtube.com/live/Cf7t98ND-SU?si=7Yxvc6pVmvzhnZh4&t=5949

>「DAYBREAK FRONTLINE」 - 音乃瀬奏 (cover) *new*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWexRFqs3Wg
>「名前のない怪物」 - 音乃瀬奏 (cover)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45ZfAdZuaok

>>66379024
Its true but at the same time whats also true is that the past does not matter as much as the present.
They both need to sort themselves out content wise or they will be forgettable in the end.

>>66378790
at this point they will pass whole promise and later Kiara, but Fauna still the the cutest 10k natural machine tho

>>66378914
Iirc she also announced she was taking a "vacation" just before year end

>>66378235
>>66378251
God I want to cum on Irisviel's little feet.

Is there some sort of spreadsheet about subscribers numbers? I would love to know the median of days it takes to reach 1 million in Hololive. Both as a whole and per branch.

>>66378934
It was more made to look like it was his decision since he announced it on his channel.

>>66378367
This charts giving me real Satanic vibes. Dark forces are at work. Stay safe, bros.

>>66378920
How long do you think it takes to move a special needs, semi-retarded shark from one place to another without harming it? This shit takes time and proper handlers.

Would you still love Fauna if she became #1 most subscribed HoloEN member?

>>66379024
this is going to be a thing all year isn't it? people crying over Coco

>>66379101
> Irisviel
her feet are not that small anon

>>66378955
Happens to a lot of people. Just don't think it happens to people who's primary concern is internet drama.

is a 60k box possible with the modded lethal company perms?

>>66379177
coco made hololive

>>66379024
You know, despite how I feel about SUPER 3D, I still hold fond memories of Coco. I can't bring myself to delete any of the images and webms I saved from back then.

>>66379192
I don't doubt that people on the internet say they do it, its not a difficult or creative thing to claim

>>66379156
I love Fauna regardless of her numbers.

>>66378790
Would you like Dora the Explorer more than your favorite show if it had higher ratings?

>>66379156
that's never going to happen.

>>66379236
Me on the bottom right.

Kemono Friends...
It has changed...
https://youtu.be/DTOxLlBcQ7M?t=2267

>>66379156
>Enter Numberfagger threads were schizos obsess over numbers
>Ask nonsensical question
>"Um... would you jerkoff to cute girl with big numbers?"
kys right now

>>66379156
I love her already as she is. Dont care about anything else

>>66379200
Fwmc are in the collab so you already know the fag is gonna drop at least 20k bot on them

>>66378416
Is having room temperature IQ a requirement to initially join NijiEN?

>>66379024
It's funny because Coco when she was in Hololive is not who she became after she left. So people are simply respecting her work while she was within Hololive.

And KSon also cares enough (or has legal obligations) to keep that part of her separate from her current endeavors, lessening the taint to "Coco".
I see a lot of NijiEN fans running around saying how graduations aren't "sad" anymore after two of their talents joined VShojo within months and all of their prior legacy was forgotten, meanwhile we can still have people in the fanbase mourning Coco and paying respect to that time period of Hololive even 2.5 years after she left.
Heck, even Sana still has people mourning her and she didn't even stream that much. That last month was special.

Graduations will never be special to Niji organs because among the definition of "anime girls/boys that stream" they are streamers first and foremost, not "anime girls" or "anime boys".

>>66379240
I'd enjoy Dora the explorer more if it was made by the Japanese. Swiper would be one a horny fiend that's for sure.

Fauna frame up

>>66379292
Buddy, youre dead

>>66379471

>>66379425
Kson existed before holo and Vshojo. she's still the same person and a professional. Only tribalfags separate the art from the artist.

>>66379471
Wish that was me

>>66379553
That episode was kino

>>66379357
Schlirking it to hydrodynamic shark's numbers was special.

>>66378416
It’s funny how NijiEN literally hired nothing but himbos. I can’t think of a single male in NijiEN who I’d consider intelligent.

>>66379437
imagine the doujins

>>66379599
Look at that big meaty tail

>ESL hours

>>66379655
>big meaty tail
>BIG MEATY TAIL
>MEATY TAIL

>>66379656
You're a few hours too late, SEA is asleep

>>66379569
Even within hololive, her solo streams were in the 3k range anon.
Her content in Hololive wouldn't have worked without the blessing and cooperation of the other members.
She would have been isolated and snubbed if she was in niji. Asacoco (niji edition) wouldn't even last 2 weeks.

>>66379569
The artist is useless and irrelevant to the art

>>66378483
oof

>>66379612
Intelligent males don't become Vtubers anon

Just a thought I had but how often do Niji organs go out on out of country vacations? I only know they went to Japan twice (typically for business) meanwhile Kiara takes a yearly trips to Maldives for sexcations with a Holo of her choice.

>>66378790
No? I like Fauna because she's a good streamer. Not that FWMC aren't, they just really aren't my style. I've never specifically watched someone because of their ccv or subs or whatever.

>>66379200
Depends on how many POVs. To get 60k you'd need like 8 EN POVs or something.

>>66379772
sniff sniff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPuCbhHrOZs
Which manager got in Akis ear and told her she needed to interact with as many Ecelebs as possible? Fucks sake she doesn't even play Street Fighter

>>66380121
It's her own insecurity and desire for numbers

>>66380004

>>66378367
>>66378426

>>66380121
Aki has her desperate for popularity for almost half a decade anon

>>66379612
Like 2/3rds of them are nerdy as fuck Asians, I'm sure some actually are smart (as in math or whatever) but just downplay it for vtubing. Same with Holostars, like 80% Asians. The whole himbo thing is just a character act to go along with the models they get.

>>66380121
Hololive's infinite runt. People not watching her so nothing to lose.

>>66380121
what's the problem here? it's not like she would get numbers otherwise
just check the views

>>66380182
Go back faggot

>>66379992
Some like Enna and Rosemi have gone to Europe for vacation. Pretty much every Niji EN member has taken at least 1 non-japan vacation except maybe somje of the newer waves. No one really takes as many vacations as Kiara, she has a passion for traveling. She even went to Korea AND Indonesia from Japan just to do some extra travel.

>>66379795
>Her content in Hololive wouldn't have worked without the blessing and cooperation of the other members.
That's a way to sell her short. She was the one who made things happen.
Look at what became of gen 4 after she left.

MatPat is graduating
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8R1_TqU68yo

>>66380121
If she doesn't play Zangief we riot

>>66380285
Who was it again

>>66380239
pt2

>>66380121
She found something that finally worked for her and is milking it as best she can. If you were her would you not do that? After 4 years or whatever of being dead last in your company?

>>66380234
chuchuchu

>>66380285
This is gonna be some good numbers

>>66380272
>Look at what became of gen 4 after she left.

All of them inclined to various degrees?

>>66380121
>complaining about JAPANESE males
EOP please

>>66379795
Coco was best at polishing gems, she tried her best post-Holo but you can’t polish a turd (2views).

>>66380285
gura noooooooooooooooooooooo

>>66380285
But the theories... theoristomos...

>>66380242

>>66380285
You stole my post.

>>66379612
They WISH they were himbos

>>66379612
Ike's name always used to come up in the archives when I searched for Yosuga no Sora.

>>66380285
Damn, so Pomu's graduation is gonna be overshadowed by Matpat as well.

>>66380121
Basically an addiction at this point.

Kson helping her friend buy a new PC before joining Vshojo
https://files.catbox.moe/zy0cq9.mp4

>>66380285
That's unfortunate. He's one of the first YouTubers I ever watched and while I wasn't a huge fan of the direction he took the channel it's still sad to see him go.

>>66380285
2024 is gonna be the year of youtuber graduations huh?

>>66378367
>>66378426
Guys...
Numbers don't actually produce winds that you can feel...
They're abstractions...

>>66380121
It's not that shes unpopular or that she needed a change or is taking it out on the general fanbase. I think her husband cheated on her.
>>66380231
Wasn't even the case. She got good numbers for a lot of games. She was inconsistent in scheduling and game choice was not always good.

Selen status?

>>66380231
>infinite runt
She had like, what?
THREE separate miracle inclines?
And squandered all of them till now

>>66378367
Toru and Kaela doing pretty good.

>>66380285
I mean he sold his channel last year Good for them for not chasing the grind and just retiring.

>>66380596
this one will stick. she's at the forefront of hololive's cultural shift.

https://twitter.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1744779082951438588

>>66380335
>All of them inclined to various degrees?
No, that's irrelevant. Even AZKi inclined when she got in Hololive.
They just stopped working as a gen. Without Coco tardwrangling them, they can't do anything together.

>>66380652
How can it stick if it isn't an incline to begin with

>>66380687
she went from being a shitter to getting first army numbers. if that isn't an incline, i don't know what is.

>>66380646
Guy made a YouTube Empire so he's probably set for life already.

>>66380646
He talks about that in the video.
Did it in order to make sure the channels can transition into new leaderships.

>>66380718
There was just the Mario Kart tournament anon. Less viewers than previous years.
On your point, she got similar numbers with Vampire Survivors and Holocure, while getting more money.

>>66380656
mococo really needs the attention that Fuwawa gets for free

>>66380656

>>66380656
mococute
chu

>>66380656
BUCHU!

We probally entering into a new age of youtube since big youtubers are retiring left and right the new generation are going to rise up. Got a feeling vtubers are going to be one of the leading forces.

>>66380234
Chu

>>66380285
Curse

>>66380656
Mococ is really upping her "need younger sister" kayfabe, while Fuwawa is playing older, teasing sister. Imagine numbers for Onee-chan/Imouto ASMR RP (with 18+ ver in members)

>>66380887
in japan, maybe. all of the EN vtuber audience is on twitch

>>66380524
I can see Sidemen to be next

>>66380887
But will DSP finally save his house from the clutches of the bank?

If Kotoka does a stream
>in the japanese timeslot
>with a japanese title
>speaking japanese
>collabing with a JP senpai
why should that be included in the EN tally?

>>66380239
>>66380311
so people still won't watch her solo content? wonder how she feels about that

>>66380524
rip Tom Scott

>>66380903
Who puts "like and subscribe" in the thumbnail?

>>66381067
seethe enshartie

>>66381067
>nijisanji EN
that's why

>>66381067
Because she's part of an EN branch. Stop trying to make these arbitrary rules.
Kiara streaming in German, on her German channel, would be on that tally too.

Dorya

>>66381071
It's definitely less now.
There's nothing to suggest she's doing it for her career, a lot suggests its personal.
Like the fact she was caught playing off stream with one of the SF6 dudes before the VCR shit.

>>66381126
No because Kiara gets shit number

>>66381077
He went out with a (flying) bang.

>>66380285
Creating that 4th channel was a huge death flag.

All these big Youtubers retiring just made me realize that Gura just did it before it was cool

>>66381137
Collab with homo starts to incline the wall garden is outdated.

>>66381155
>would be
Stop being obtuse, you illiterate donkey.

>>66381137
Koreans. Never again.

>>66381137
Go Pizza Women!

>>66381198
>not even close to 1m subs

>>66381155
>Kiara seethe
Not now egg

>>66381137
>quadruple down on homo collabs
>get biggest incline in the branch
Unicornsisters...... how could this happen to us.....

predictions?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vams1ADByN0

>>66381327
>not even close to 1m subs

>>66380285
it's so over...

>>66378790
i don't care about the subs but i really want them to do a bunch of collabs

>>66378367
>>66378426
>>66380121

>>66378367
>>66378426
It's so over bros
>>66380285

>>66380656
who is voting mococo is cute? do you want to bau bau mother fucker?

>>66381349
Speaking of 1 millions subs

>>66381327
Why would they care?
They still have all their oshis, whose success isn't going to be outweighed by another succeeding elsewhere.

>>66381419
I'm literally the only stupid faggot that bothered to invest time into her so I doubt the sisters started to go quiet to mourn for me.

>>66378235
/#/ is a cunny general.

new Kanade yab just dropped, check /hlg/

>>66381137
Are they going to surpass Shiori?

>>66381498
>check /hlg/
shan't be doing that

>>66381498
>check /hgl/
lol, lmao even.

>>66381498
I checked and people there are just posting about Kanata and Towa

>>66381498
>check /hlg/
lolno

>>66381137
>yellow gook

>>66380121
This kind of professional interaction is fine and has been working for her. If anything, number-wise, it’s one of the few things that worked for her. What’s the problem?

>>66381432
Good God. The things I would do to this kirin

Why doesn't Kiara seem to care about Pomu graduating? That is her friend.
Cold hearted chicken

>>66381432

>>66379425
It's because Nijis aren't idols. Graduations are meaningful to Holos because Holos are idols. Graduations are an idol thing that other groups use for superficial reasons, that only Hololive does correctly, because Hololive is the only true idol vtuber agency.

>>66381547
>has been working for her
Hasn't. Lack of SC is a good reflection for merch sales also.
>If anything, number-wise, it’s one of the few things that worked for her
You're new

>>66381432
made for paizuri

>>66381524
>>66381526
>>66381534
Kek

do you like watching subbranches of Hololive?

>>66381563
why would she be sad her friend gets out of an abusive relationship?

>>66381523
in a couple of months, yeah. flopvent's sub growth is dead in the water.

Theme for hololive 2024 is worldwide their going to make a new en branch but with people around the world.

Expect an
>Britsh Tomboy
>Lantio Mommy
> An loli German
> Hardcore French Weeb
> Finally an Brazilin who hardcore into football.

Video of a cat shooting another cat to death
https://youtu.be/_Aiyv_l50rY?t=3545

>>66381568
Yeah. Graduations are just another Tuesday for nijis

>>66381563
She is happy pomu is finally escaping from the black company

>>66381663
Not as dead as your split last samurai

>>66381563
Shouldn't she be happy?

Kino non-nijikek, 20 number, 2 more weeks, graduation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aXvDC79vLU

>>66381668
>Brazilin who hardcore into football
That could be fun, BUT in a shocking twist, it's American Football.

>>66381711
ai-generated post

>>66381711
women are not made for playing 3d games especially first person 3d games

>>66381668
the actual theme for hololive in 2024 is increased acceptance and frequency of collabs with stars and collabs outside the "walled garden".

>>66381532
>>>/jp/45753426

>>66381711
Sorry, im watching panko manko

>>66381668
>Finally an Brazilin who hardcore into football
Imagine her turning into either a crying mess or a raging bull when people starts spamming “7-1” in her chat

>>66381711
Phase has grown a lot, it's an encouraging sign. But they still have a lot of growing before they're a contender for 2nd place.
Final-form phase should have over half the talents with over 1k viewers, pippa scraping a 5k average, and several more girls with a mid-2k average.

Saplings I know you're here point me to Faunas best asmr

>>66381757
>Kanade is retarded
We already knew this

>>66381126
>Kiara streaming in German, on her German channel, would be on that tally too.
proof?

PSSSSSSSSSSSST!
>HEY NUMBERFAGS!

WOULD YOU RATHER
1) Solve world hunger forever; or
2) Have Okayu sit on your face for five minutes?

CHOOSE WISELY!

I got curious about what happened to Oboretai and good lord his channel is dead as fuck. I didn't realize homobeggars were this starved of interactions. For reference theirs been more Advent original fan content (animations, remixes, etc) in the past 30 days than there has been homobeggar clips in the past several months.

>>66381820
Yeah and she likes BBC apparently

>>66381858
2

come watch this 2view, she's diving with dave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JE8UzAD6gY

>>66381858
Okayu, zero doubt

>>66381882
Anon, he is squatting on some other channel now because his own got demonetized

>>66380596
Didn't she squander them by dying, though? And this just happens to be an incline arc where she wasn't dead by the end of it, so she can actually attempt to keep the momentum going.

>>66381858
Ogayun

>>66381858
Is this even a hard question? I pick 2 no questions asked!

>>66381882
He now shares channel named Shark ch. with some other clipper.

>>66381915
One of those IS his squating channel

>>66381757
I know how she can pay him back

>>66381953
Cringe and gay

>>66381858
solving world hunger would have fascinating repercussions I believe I would choose that Okayu isn't Fauna.

>>66381563
but she was sad for an hour or so. hey, at least she reacted. wait for the actual graduation if you want to see if she says something or not

>>66364773
>>66365006
Dunno if you are home but here are the video and audio archive
THE AMAZING HUMAN SPRINKLER ARCHIVE
https://gofile.io/d/J8ncEF
https://gofile.io/d/J8ncEF
https://gofile.io/d/J8ncEF

>>66381811
https://youtube.com/live/5DO_owLCOdA

>>66382015
Bless you

>>66381887
Its Jason not Jamiqua

https://youtube.com/watch?v=VxKzdDGB1a4

THE GREAT PURPLE CUNNY IS LIVE

>>66381887
Stop projecting mutt

>>66381757
uh Kanadetomos?

>>66381585
> Hasn't. Lack of SC is a good reflection for merch sales also
I was talking about CCV.
>You're new
I’m not a super oldfag, but I’ve been following Holo since the AL collab and been /here/ since /jp/ days, anon. Tell me how many other kind of contents recently (as in, within past year), outside of males interactions, helped her to repeatedly get decent numbers. See if those aren’t countable on two (or maybe even one) hands

>>66381887
>No mention of cocks anywhere
>Anon can only think about BBC
?

>>66381811
Still my favorite:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R52tdP-hRfU&list=PLeLzFij5dykdhWnY3f3E1Ot-FlcBMVSA_&index=30

fuck off phasebeggars

>>66382015
The fucking hero this thread doesn't even deserve!

>>66381763
panko manko cunny?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lV9pLr9SC7o

>>66381811
Lots of heartbeat if you are into that https://www.youtube.com/live/hC7RIVZ6W38?si=LVZ42xjLvHzne2UP

>>66382015
I don't know what this is, I'm just hoping it's not dolphin porn.
again

>>66382109
Thanks anon, Sorry to be a weirdo but are there any examples of her being horny on stream?

>>66381811
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjRNYm58PUM&t=255s

>>66382201
>/live/
>?si=
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

>>66381858
I had a girl sit on my face. It's pretty cool I guess, but not really all you think it will be as a virgin.

>>66381711
>>66381763
>>66381789
>>66382144
Go back

>>66382094
>Tell me how many other kind of contents recently (as in, within past year),
I can tell you three
>Minecraft
>Splatoon
>3D Lives
Her Minecraft high profile streams had an even greater peak than even her VCR ARK ones. The problem is that she never put the time or the effort on those while on VCR she was pulling continuous 10 hours per day 4 days per week streams.

In the end the conclusion is simple
>people will do what pleases them
and for Aki, whatever she's doing now is the thing she enjoys spending tens of hours a pop, unlike whatever else she did before

>>66381757
its J-san actually

>>66382235
CONFIRMED FOR HOMOSEX

>>66382298
>>>/jp/45754855

>>66382094
>I was talking about CCV
For what, gold medals in this thread? What can she do with those?
She didn't even win any.
>recently
I'm not following your arbitrary time limit.
She started the Vampire Survivors arc. Great numbers, great money, benefited the entire Hololive.
Led to Holocure.
There was an ark revival a little bit after Cocos graduation, good numbers and while other holos didn't start playing it led to the creation of the fanserver that led to even more content that was well received navigating those servers and interacting with the fans.
That was before the latter Mukirose birthday period, which was also good numbers.
>and for Aki, whatever she's doing now is the thing she enjoys
Anon before the VCR servers she was doing the SF6 shit and she was playing off stream with one of the dudes that was also in the VCR servers.
I personally don't care what she gets up to privately but that is in your face.

Kawaii is really strange.
Because the corporation is entirely tailored to whales, they earn far more than they should for such a tiny amount of views.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-BTvxzNkz0
As a result? Videos like this with 1.7k views that have insanely high budget and high production values.

It's a strange thing to behold.

What does Fauna do for membership

HERE NUMBERFAGS, THE ***REAL*** CHARACTER TEST!

Would you rather
1) Have unfettered sexual access to your oshi, with her going to great lengths to please you in WHATEVER manner you desire, to a point you end up not even wanting any more sex with her because she already satisfied your EVERY desire?
2) To be turned into a goat for seven (7) minutes and have unchallenged access to the Goat Toiwer?

CHOOSE WISELY!

>>66381737
physiologically true

>>66382372
meant to include reply to this from here
>>66382253
>and for Aki, whatever she's doing now is the thing she enjoys

If your oshi sent this out would you assume she was announcing graduation on the first week of January?

>>66382441
monkeys paw, my greatest desire is to become a goat, so I can have two in one

>>66381887
stfu deadbeat

adventsharts ruined this general

>>66381858
2 of course, it would allow every girl to grow bigger!

>>66382372
>in your face
none of us are japanese or watch her.

>>66382368
Stop cross posting to your own cuckposts

>>66382441
kek, is this even a hard question? I pick 2, OBVIOUSLY!

>>66382526
You doesn't mean you all the time, sometimes it can mean me

>>66382441
I choose Fuwawa but I would imagine Mococo while fucking her

>>66380796
CURSE YOU PERO

>>66382475
my oshi is fauna and Gura they didn't send their fans jack shit for new years eve.

Why do JPcucks constantly say "shart"?

>>66382253
>>66382473
>>66382372
>I personally don't care what she gets up to privately but that is in your face.
You are starting from the assumption that I care what Aki do privately or publicly.
>I don't
Aki is the girl who had a male guitar player for her acoustic karaokes, that turned me off years ago.
I root for her success but I don't care about her the littlest

>>66382555
You say it's in your face that she's playing street fighter, in what way if it's not on stream? I can't really discuss it with you and I doubt any one else can because we have no frame of reference for what you're talking about.

>>66382610
I never mentioned you once? You asked for examples and I gave you them.

Cow's live ToT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxKzdDGB1a4

>>66382441
Can I choose the girl and still have a chance with the goat tower down the line?
If not, I choose the goat tower

>>66382583
im sorry who?

>>66382441
I choose option 1
7 minutes is too short time.

>>66382648
>cow goes live
>ember immediately drops from 4-view
phase box small

>>66382644
>You asked for examples
You are clearly crossing your wires, I as well gave examples and did so without caring about whatever she's doing now one way or another

>borrow 200k yen from a male named jason
>nothing to see here

>>66382441
Goat tower

>>66382597
And if your oshi did this? >>66382475

>>66382648
I'll wait a few months to see if any of them implode first.

>>66382648
bweh

>>66382616
The in your face part is that she is either actively engaging in or wanting to engage in a relationship with the guy.
It was put onto twitter and I saw it. A lot of people saw it.
>>66382706
So your response still has nothing to do with what im saying. Do you want me to copy paste the post again because I will

>>66382744
Are you lost anon? Why are you under the impression anyone in this thread care about whatever the fuck you are talking about?

One of the things that's great about Phase is that Fishman has a particular desire for girls with nice voices, so you can sense a lot of the girls have very pleasurable speaking voices. It's like the opposite of NijiEN in that respect.
JP speakers can't really appreciate it because they are just struggling to understand the language in the first place.

>>66382760
Muyu has been a small corpo since 2020

>>66382780
I doubt she wants a relationship with him when she's married.

>>66382744
Its me, im jason the loan shark

>>66378235
Another day, another HoloGold
Feels good to be a HoloChad

>>66381834
What do you mean, 'proof'?
She's part of EN, of course she'd count for the EN tally.

>>66382814
There's no way this post isn't AI

>>66382217

>>66382441
... What's a goat tower? I've played goat simulator demon goat thing but what is it?

Im happy for the advent girls but i wish council and hope had gotten this amount of support when they had debuted

>>66382403
Me

>>66382814
I feel like that was missing from Advent for me. It’s not a deal breaker but I really like girls with voices like zeta and gura

>MatPat is graduating
AIEEE

>>66382835
Sure but why would she do male collabs so often if she was married?
You made it clear you don't watch. In 2021 she took a very long break. It's quite clear that was the 2nd child.
Is not a stretch to think that between then and 2023 the relationship took a turn. Not all men appreciate a womans body thats pushed out multiple children

>>66382886
goat like to climb things so you build goat towers to give them something to climb

>>66382301
Nah its nice don't get me wrong. But as a virgin you think it will be much more, and in reality it's just kind of, boring. It will make more sense to you when you get some experience. The most pleasurable thing are things like cuddilng, hugging.

Every anon above me is a nigger

>>66382922
yeah i'm not humoring you any longer, good luck or have fun, etc.

>>66382921
Zetura ASMR stepping on my cock please

>>66378934
They announced it a day or two before he came back lol

>>66382921
So you like Fuwawa?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4774gd3zEqE
Moom

>>66382997
You shouldn't, you literally know nothing about her or actually have positive hopes for her career.

>>66381327
You mean get shilled hard by Marine.

>>66383024
Mococo* and yes.

>>66382441
Do I still have acces to the Goat Tower after becoming human again?

>>66383024
No, Fuwawas sounds too unnatural to my ears. You can tell it’s a voice that’s being put on.

>>66383040
>Graduation announcement
Ohno….

>>66383115
>graduation
from college

>>66382648
She's kind of cute, but I just don't care to watch her. I don't care to watch most girls these days. I just want my Goob back...

>>66383040

>>66380121
anon, she's already done sf6 streams including getting on stream coaching from a guy

>>66383115
Pomu is actually graduating, friend

>>66383040
I wish I could play find the moom...

>>66382441
GOAT TOWER!

Are young JP girls interested in Vtubing? I see less and less fresh blood in the vtubing scene, In corpo it's even worse it's a retirement home. In a year or two Niji and Holo are going to become hag central.

>>66382244
based

>>66383115
I hope so, then she could finally focus on her Hololive activities fulltime.

>>66382403
ASMR, Reading, Drawing/Animation, Zatsus, Games

>>66383040
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=-12RdqXcF7Q
I want her to sing Mortal Eye.

>>66383095
No, you have seven minutes as a goat in the goat tower and that's it

>>66383213
>hag central
oh no, spare us

>>66382968
Yeah, you're giving "sex haver" vibes there, giving up the ultimate secret about sex
>after you have enough of it, it is not a big deal anymore

>>66383244
Then 1.
My oshi is Marine and she can spend whole days masturbating in bed.

>>66383213
>20 years later
>Sora still grinding away in her early twenties

>>66383213
As long as some of those hags want loli models, I don't mind.

>>66383213
>Holo are going to become hag central.
<unenthusiastic>OH NO, PLEASE ANYTHING BUT THAT!

>>66383040
>Fauna
>Moom
>IRyS
We are so fucking back today bros

>>66382968
What is this virgin take? Either you like eating ass, and it's nice, or you don't.
For the record a big ass is great because you get to see the cheeks bounce in every reversed position.

>>66382648
phaseniggers are the new jew shillers, huh?

>>66383213
hags... ew

>>66383213
>grow old with my oshi and die together
Its perfect.....

>>66382403
Why so you can shit up her streams too? Kys.

>>66383155
Goob will always be my #1 but I still have fun watching other girls I’ve grown to like.

>>66383360
The day Mumei becomes a hag I'll die from her sex haki

PSA: the voice actor for ash ketchum is a 55 year old woman

>>66383442
She's just like me

>>66383442
is Goku's older?

>>66383416
Watching chuubas other than my oshi have me feeling empty though. I'm fine since I'm a whore and have a JP and EN oshi but when I watch girls other than my oshis I might be entertained but it doesn't scratch the itch in my soul

>>66382518
did you read the post?

>>66381732
>>66381785
>>66381668
> Finally an Brazilin who hardcore into football.
Kek

Nerissa is going for the Rin Penrose shorts meta it seems
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daval3XmGQQ

I can't believe the duolingo bird lost, despite his threats all the girls quit...

I'm honestly surprised this vod is still up, it felt like a real mask off moment for both or them

>>66355061
if you found that impressive, watch this:

A fairly clean way to kill yourself would be to starve yourself right?
No blood, weird color to your face or whatever and whoever finds you can easily move you

>>66383671
All the fucking
>why is sana getting railed in the ad
posts kek

>>66383676
Qrd?

>>66383040
>Announcement
It's the delayed anniversary merch isn't it?

>>66383674
Calling it Rin Penrose shorts meta is just rude, no one could leech like that britbong.

>>66383674
well she needs to, after she completely ditched the holobox for the niji-x-vshoujo scraps she has to cope with something once the metrics are compared with any of her genmates

>>66383556
>read
Do I look like a nerd?

>>66383734
>can someone QRD me
>he wants the quick Reandown
Haha, guess it's time to not hold back
>orphaned and adopted into a Noble family
>final student of a legendary swordsman
>secret son of the mysterious big bad who's actually good
>such a chad that he not only adds every woman to his ever-expanding harem but also the men
>his sister and her friend (who is the royal princess)'s vaginas becomes waterfalls at the sheer mention of his name
>chosen to pilot an ancient super mecha
>masters and can fully control his *psh nothin personell kid" demonic powers
>wields a tachi and can teleport behind you
>beats one of the most powerful swordsmen in history that's hyped up in Trails in the Sky
>grows up to become a teacher, can romance his underage students
>just saying "haha" makes everybody drop their pants for him
>uses the power of friendship to defeat the true antagonist interdimensional hatred curse that appears at the last second
>is technically royalty, his biological father is the reincarnation of an ancient Emperor
>breaks up budding romances between other characters that were developing in the third game because everybody sucks his dick in the fourth game
>even the protagonists of previous games hype him up
>kills himself in a noble self sacrifice with his fujobait boyfriend to break a curse but not really because the even bigger bigger villains rewrite the timeline to get the true ending
>becomes one of the strongest characters on the continent
>has the option to cuck Estelle away from Joshua, Tita away from Agate, Tio away from Lloyd, etc.
>now a version of himself from an alternate timeline is trying to kill him because he's too chad
>awakens a new inner power to combat this alternate self, giving him heterochromia in the process
>tops Japanese official popularity polls, brought his franchise to the spotlight,
>made it so that the majority of the franchise's games are about him
>is the writer's favorite character, writer goes on to call the previous protagonists embarrassing

>>66383734
drinking stream

>>66383779
yes

>>66060659
>>66061220
Anon, this is petty woman behavior.

>>66383734
following the script
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSDGv2DvJXg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=We4F95K1RsU&ab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=We4F95K1RsU&ab

>>66383754
she's just following in the footsteps of her esteemed japanese senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vtWkeFpNoY

>>66380778
Objectively wrong
She had better numbers this year
If you're using her practice stream last year as a reference those numbers aren't real

>>66383833
>join the largest and most successful vtuber company in the world
>follow the steps of the absolute giga-runts

>>66383852
Retard

>>66380678
>They just stopped working as a gen. Without Coco tardwrangling them, they can't do anything together.
Why does that matter, anon? Watame is having her second solo live. Towa just had one. Kanata is releasing an album finally. Luna got a sick Electone collab.

>>66383829

>>66383691
Not at all. Best is to just take a beyond heroic dose of benzos then a heroic dose of fentanyl as your lights are going out. EZPZ.

>>66383909
those are american drugs, I can get some paracetamol maybe?

>>66383833
>Mel who treats Hololive like a side-gig.

>>66383691
carbon monoxide poisoning, park your car in the garage and plug the exhaust, you won't even know what hit you.

>>66383734
Irys raped Kronii

>>66383905
I wonder how old this little nigger is right now. I wonder if he eould survive to adulthood after smocking a pack a day as a 4 years old

>>66383970
garages are too luxurious

IRyS and Kronii were just joking around until they actually had sex

>>66381668
>britches tomboy
>finnish pelvis
>anschluss german
>Hardcore French Weeb
>finally penicillin sakka

>>66383936
NO. I had a friend (very hot insecure and mentally ill emo girl) try to "kill" herself with her boyfriend back in high school using paracetamol. It didn't kill her and she was in agonizing abdominal pain/puking her guts out for an entire week. Could have permanently fucked her liver up but got lucky.

>>66384006
Dunno about sex but they definitely kissed last time Kronii was in Japan.

>>66378934
gwelus suspension was supposed to be a stealth one but he sperged out on his rm account shading anycolor which made it official suspension

>>66383734
IRyS got drunk and, in a fit of rage over Kronii's poor performance in mario kart, slapped her in the face in front of Yagoo.

>>66384020
So I guess she joined Nijisanji to fix that.
Small world, huh.

>>66384020
>NO. I had a friend (very hot insecure and mentally ill emo girl)
She's lucky as fuck, I say the two more painful ways to go are
>paracetamol overdose
>eating the wrong king of mushrooms
and,in both cases, it's because it doesn't really kill you, it just kills your fucking liver and you die of agonizing pain

>>66384020
Ideally there is no investment of money or whatever to do it and would have to look decent enough for family to find

>>66382610
okay, tranny.

>>66383521
Yes. 87 years old.

>>66384052
Arin Hanson spawned not one, but two of the best memes on the internet.
And that "MOAR" thing, I guess.

>>66383788
Haha...

>>66384006
You jest but this actually happened with IRyS and Bae

checking fauna offchat
>AO, Rirka, pizza boy, Irys, Kronii, Mori, IDs
this is only the autofeeder thing, never seen this before

Didn't think about this when it happened, but that one "I'm not Mococo" clip from the tournament reminded me of my lore rrat.

>>66384114
jesus. i thought nozawa was in her 70s. 10 years older than ancient VAs like akira kamiya. that's wild.

What went wrong? Is she not a First Army anymore?