/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

>inb4 gurass

>>63828590
look how small she is compared to that desk, I want to use her on the desk

Gura cute Gura cute!

I must protect this little dummy always.

Gurass

Sex with a fembud.

The thread will move slowly, so there no way people won't see my post about how much I love gura and her bushy pucci ToT

not reading
I LOVE GURA!!

Gura should stream even if it means she dies from streaming.

how will you protect Gura from adult men?

>>63834235
I have trained my wife in the use of commie boomsticks

I hate my life so much!!

>>63834235
I just kill them and get away with it, not complicated.

>>63834235
I am the adult man and I do the protecting.

Gura's bushy pucci and hairy pits.

Gura is smooth like a shiny pearl.

Gura is fuzzy like a squishy peach.

my wife

>>63834757
>>63834822
fuck off anti

>>63834198
Imagine the effort that went into tweeting this.

>>63835407
This but unironically. I'm not joking when I say Gura's tweets take hours.

Child

>>63835481
I can imagine her actually trying to write a sentence and then after backspacing a million times says "fuck it" and posts this.

Wife soon?

>>63836491
Nope.

>>63834757
>>63834822

My wife
Uuuuuuuuuuuooohhhh

>>63835712
yeah mine

Please sponsor Gura's gaming streams.
Sponsored streams are the only ones she is motivated to do.
If a rich fan(s) pay for her time,
she won't resist showing up.
Then we'll have Gura streams again.

God I need to marry this girl, I mean it.

>>63837856
The ridiculous part is she IS paid for streaming. That's what superchats are. But that's not enough for her, apparently.

>>63838063
I wonder if Gura is dancing to this like a kid right now

>>63838264
Gura wants as much money for as little work as possible. She's part Jewish after all.

>>63838264
Of course it's not, she has to split those with youtube and Cover, it's likely she only gets to keep around $1,000 of the $3,000 that gets donated in an average stream, would you really expect her to work for such a low wage as $1,000/h?

TRANNOIDS IN MY BRAIN!
TRANNOIDS IN MY BRAIN!
TRANNOIDS IN MY BRAIN!
TRANNOIDS IN MY BRAIN!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>63839701
Can relate

>>63838063
*touch*

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>63841224
she's not lonely anymore, I made sure of that.

https://youtu.be/YhcuKg8Zolg
If we truly want our shark back, we need to fuck the stupid out of BOTH of them

So anyway what da chumbies doing?
I'm not sure what to do with myself yet, maybe I'll eat something and watch some anime.

>>63841604
I will take on this quest myself!

>>63841756
Getting over the flu.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LnRz-fqe_9I&pp=ygUMR3VyYSBwaWVyb2dp
>pretends she speaks russian.
>thinks pierogis are polish.
She could be unintentionally funny sometimes

>>63841756
VOD reps, not much else

>>63841815
I will join you, need to make sure we're thorough

gura cute

gura funny

gura ugly

>>63841756
I have to work a night shift tonight in a city that’s about 45 minutes away from me, but areas not dangerous so things should go smoothly (knock on wood)

>>63843060
Good luck, bud.

>>63841756
I'm playing New Vegas again

>>63843251
Ty Chumbie

They should change her into a snail.

>>63844140
nah, too much work..

>>63844250
>>63844140
I really want to have sex with this snail for some reason...

Did she post a schedule anywhere since her return stream?

>>63842020
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bnqZxdauI2Q&pp=ygULZ3VyYSBydXNzaWE%3D
Does gura have a russia ethnic background? YT clips suggest she is too into it

>>63844397
>did
>she
>post
>schedule
>anywhere
>since
>her
>return
>stream

>>63844397
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>63844337
uhhhhhh anon

>>63844140
>>63844250
My pp feel funny

>>63844140
How do I pronebone

>>63833833
When EN first arrived I thought vtubing is a great way for people with different culture to enjoy each other's companion. But they ended up chasing trend one after another.
How to revive vtubing? The answer is patriotism. Love for the country, love for its culture and history, something rarely shown is current vtubing. Shark is a patriot, and I believe she can lead the next wave of content revolution.

Me too Gura, me too.

>>63845692
We could have had slime girl Gura for halloween but she ditched us.

>>63845384
HoloID has actually done great in that aspect. They have been fantastic ambassadors for the country and its culture.

Will you visit Gura in Sendai to free her from captivity?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlqqXAdmyW4
Gura has a Christmas voice pack

Will there be any fembuds at the Sendai Gurarium?

>>63846278
Me

>>63846458
Can I please rape

Gooba in Bae's stream for 5 seconds!

I just want to hug her, and cuddle her, and kiss her, and marry her, and make lots of babies with her, is that really so much to ask? Really?

>>63845384
>>63845895
I will definitely say that part of Gura's appeal to me - and the other Yank EN girls to varying degrees - is simply that it feels nice to see an American girl representing us burgers to a global audience (albeit from behind a facerig) who for ONCE isn't either a) fodder for fat jokes, b) a repulsive masculinized girlboss whore of some kind, and/or c) cynically self-deprecating to the point of genuine blackhearted nihilism
The fact that she consistently gets such warm, positive reception from foreign audiences as a consequence is also a breath of fresh air that warms my heart and restores some of my faith in humanity, and my people in particular. Reminds me that no matter how it seems sometimes, there is still simple goodness left in both us and them after all, and that not EVERYBODY else viscerally hates us (and not in the fun, ribbing way everyfag hates everyfag /here/) due to some combination of envy for the world superpower, disdain for post-war materialism, and actual legitimate grievances suffered at the hands of the CIA or NED or something
In a way, Gura is a reminder that it is still possible for us to restore our honor, both in our own eyes and the eyes of the world. (You) hit the nail on the head anon - she strikes me as a patriot, and unironically stokes feelings of patriotism in me. I'm glad to hear the Indos feel similarly for their girls too, honestly I think everyone deserves to have cultural ambassadors who make them feel this way

my wife

>>63848741
its too much to ask because she does all that with me already, her husband

gurina pisya
gurina popa

Gooba in Bae's stream again!

>>63849171
Don't watch this shit.

I just want to ruin this creature, is that so much to ask? Really?

>>63849429
*rape*

Is that faggot who got banned from /a/ for being a diaper fag still in this thread?

>>63849500
Havent had anyone here talk about diapers until now

>>63849502
Too vanilla, Gura needs ryona correction T u T

I don't like it when people say bad things about my wife.

>>63849584
Last year, around the time Gura pissed in Ame's bed, some fag was posting about diapers and then he posed in some general on /a/ and mod called him a diaper fag and doxxed him

>>63849859
Diaperfag hasn’t been around these parts for a while. You are safe chumbie

>>63849824
I'm not far gone enough to enjoy ryona yet. I would rather protect and cherish my daughterwife.

>>63837983
>no halloween stream
>no thanksgiving stream
>no christmas stream

post more gura in this outfit please, I'm doing a thing..

How do I get a girlfriend like Gura? She doesn't have to have a shark tail obviously but she has to be a c

>>63848763
You're like one of those Tumblr girls who make up deep meanings for the media they consume when there isn't any kek

>>63851059
prowl the local middle school

>>63848763
I agree with you chumbie

>>63850690
I just realized that I don't have any fanart saved of atlantean gura

Gura cute

>>63851331
>"Life has meaning"
>SEAmonkeys on suicide watch
sasuga
>>63851739
I was worried I'd be alone in feeling this way, thanks for validating my autism friend

my sportsball team won

>>63852789
Conglaturation!

>>63852789
they are such simple shapes but yet..

fatfuck

Sex with Hira

>>63853057
Why not sex with Hits?

>>63852789
Yay sportsball!

2023 the year Gura transitioned into being a V-mascot. Where did it all go wrong?

>>63848763
>representing burgers...wait you mean actual burgers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceJBu_CW6NU

>>63854518
I think i'll get borgars tomorrow

>>63854518

i liek borgars too

>>63854518
I meant Americans, but this is cute and a perfect example of what I described above so I shall allow it

>>63846159
I guess you have to pay to hear her say merry christmas this year, I'll just pirate it.

>>63852716
>no comeback
Sasuga seething retard

>>63856580
it was jork while also being a meta play on sharing culture
not to worry we all have the 'tism here (not a real thing btw)

horfhorfhorf I bet she put on a ton of weight this year

I want to grab my sharkwife's folds

>>63857772
>"no comeback"
>still assblasted
>copies supposedly non-existent comeback almost verbatim
Naruhodo ne SEAmongrel
>>63857783
'tism is cozy

>>63858904
>still assblasted
Nah that's just you

Imagine the one dirty t-shirt that she's been using to wipe her pissy cunny with this week.....

>>63859149
>"n-n-no u"
>STILL assblasted
(You)'re cute

>>63858785
Excellent.

>>63859374
>autist can't stop responding to bait
Many such cases.

>>63859374
>>63859149
>>63858904
>>63857772
Alright now kith already. I'm edging over here.

water your shart

>>63859603
https://youtu.be/RLySvVIIF3k
>>63859627
Group kith
chu~

>>63859824
Thank you, Marine.

>>63859824
It's not fair.. I want to pour my own liquid all over her too..

>>63859824
That water? Yeah, all me

>>63851345
How do I know which ones are the Guras

>>63860531
if her breath smells like glue, you might have found her

>>63860531
Find the one with a ton of crayons.

Why do I hate Gooba's face nowadays?

>>63861132
Did (You) do this

>>63861132
Brain problems.

I just goomed.

Gura belongs to me btw.

Gura isn't sexy
You're all are just pedos

>>63862939
Oyasame

>>63862952
My wife is the cutest and sexiest girl in the world.

>>63862939
sleep tight buddy

I don't care what Gura looks like, I will lust for her regardless because I just REALLY fucking love her. Her being insecure and shy about her body makes her even sexier.

Goob

>>63863281
Based and same desu.
And she's confirmed super cute regardless.

I love Gura and like watching her content

There was a thread about which Hololive member has the most erotic body. I said "Gura" and posted this Gura picture and the janny deleted it. No warning for it or nothing. I've posted that Gura pic about a dozen times and it never got deleted until today, lol.

>>63863885
Interesting

I took a huge shit on my Gooba mousepad!

>>63863885
link the thread

I just thought of something
What if Gura is

>>63862952
Short flat girls deserve love too.

>>63865197
Maybe?

>>63864498
rubrubrub

>>63865197
an insecure, overly anxious, but adorable and sweet small girl?

>>63865789
She's not a little girl anymore
She's a little woman

>>63865839
and I made her one

>>63865839
She's still a girl.

>>63865839
But she's only 14.

>>63866090
Isn't she 9 or 10 in human years?

>>63865197
A whore, yes.

I betcha Gooba would like to play Stardew Valley with Mori too...

>>63866090
Mentally

>>63868155
Gura doesn't like Stardew.

Imagine being Advent, all of them undoubtedly watching Gura and Myth take the EN vtubing scene by storm. All of them are so excited to stream with the legendary shark but she burns out just when they join...

I'm bored, I want a Gura stream NOW!

>>63868755
Oh do you

>>63867686
In (Ancient) Greece, they use the comma decimal separator.
So when Gura told us she's 9,000 years old...

yeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssss

Finally.

>>63868925
Nice posture, Gura.

>>63868431
god i miss the '20/'21 era of EN vtubing. back when the industry wasn't completely oversaturated, when it still felt fresh and interesting. it seems like now it's grown stagnant

If this really is Gura's plan, where she's only going to come back and stream once every 3 months for a sponsored stream, then is that what you really want?
You'd really be okay with that?

>>63869078

How would that not be agonizingly painful? To be reminded once every few months that she's living her life without you and that she doesn't need you anymore?
Isn't it better to move on?

Not this again.

She isn't coming back, anon. I don't want to accept it either.

>>63869194
Why did she request to play the drums?

>>63869320
Then you can get on the fork!

>>63869697
She likes drummers. She's talked about this in some stream or other.

Goob morning I love Gura the most!

I think I was a fool to think she ever liked us more than a grocery store cashier likes a customer.

>>63869697

can someone post the voicepack please?

1000 yen to hear more of gura..
what do what do

Gura is really sounding older in her voice work recently.
Not really the soft high-pitched girl anymore. Quite husky these days.

>>63871319
I'll love my wife even if she becomes a hag

>need the full set for the secret voice drama with Gura.
Not as screwed as the JPs at least.

I don't really care about the price. More merch from her like this makes me feel like shit.

>>63869201
>>63869320
>>63870483
>>63871493
just leave already or kys please
nobody here cares about your pathetic whining

>>63871319
Please catbox it

Gura seggzed me for Christmas and hopes we can seggz again for Christmas next year.

>>63871774
Just listen to her recent streams lmao it's not like there's a lot of them

>>63872164
Already did, I want to listen to the voicepack. Please post it

>>63872201
https://mega.nz/folder/3kkl2QSY#G3d_GFEkCPeZvEvsbshWew

In what way would you execute Gura?

>>63872277
She always says the strangest things in these voicepacks. I'm pretty sure she has a writer.

>>63872569
Obviously yeah. If she wrote it she'd have more stuff like the petri dish thing in there.

>>63844337
thats a pussy

>>63872667
no it isn't

I want a voice pack of Gura saying horfhorf garlic bread

>>63872147
That’s great and all, but did she put out for cyb0rseggz too?

Gutsbud, gonna need you to come in here and slay this poster. Thank you.
>>63872537

>>63872874
Gutsbud is sleeping. Let me eat that poster.

Why did she sound so nervous about doing this again next year?

>>63873001
???

>>63872277
Thanks, I hate it.

Thank you for your support, darlings.

>>63872277
Which one are these from?

I love my dumb wife.

>>63872569
>Has a writer
Duh, gura is so lazy she doesn't even bother to write her own voice lines lmao

>>63876020
Needs correction

come home chumbuds. this one streams.

How to make Gura stop hating us?

>>63876710
she's probably a whore. i already have my own indie

You know she could fill like 10 days of content with pure Hololive games at this point. Hell she can do "reacting to hologra". Cam on Gura this burnout thing is bullshit

>>63876710
I'll never watch your streams woman. Vtubers are cringe, I'd rather watch actual streamers before watching not Guras.

>>63876977
Really, she has even said she plays games in her off time. It would be as simple as hitting go live for like an hour whenever she was playing Vidya anyway. Her job isn't that fucking hard

>>63876977
>>63877315
she's not burnt out from playing games or watching things, she's burnt out from us

Watch Perfect Blue to understand Gura

>>63877390
and acting like a stupid shark

>>63876710
Being a loli isn't enough, Gura's pretty voice is the most important part

>>63877496
Lol, it's not that dramatic. She streams videogames on the Internet to perverted old men and makes dumb silly noises, and she's too lazy to even do that.

>>63877496
When do we get to have our way with Gura?

GRIM

>>63878022
Shoo shoo

>>63878022
>Original song
>Custom MV
>Gura collab
>Mogged by a dumb meme song
Sad

>>63878022
no surprise really, the original is a meme song with 66 million views

>>63878293
To be fair it's a cover of a meme song that mogged everything in the vtuber space and leaked its way to the normalfags.

>>63871319
What? I just listened to it. It's the opposite. She's putting on that high pitched voice. What the fuck are you smoking?

>>63878571
Get your ears checked.

>>63878571
NTA, but in the third quarter she moved to a deeper tone than she usually uses.

>>63871319
She grew her first cun hair. It's over bros...

>>63878293
>>63878022
Sorry your catalog thread is slow

>>63879012
impossible

THATS
TOO
DAMN
BAD

>>63833833
Still a whore with a boyfriend.

>>63879545
Anon this is a thread about Gura not your mom.

>>63876710
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/agLXtpvfFkk

chumbuds you better watch out, they even have a cooler name

Is she too burned out to stream tonight?

>>63878022
the whole mv is about NTRing the chumbuds, not surprising people don't want to watch it

That name sucks and doesn't roll off the tongue at all
captcha: XR0J4N

>>63863885
Considering how they let shitposting about her run rampage and kill threads. This doesn't surprise me.

Has she done anything after the Sendai shill stream?

>>63880292
No. She took the money and fucked off as usual. It was a 1:15 minute stream
.

>>63880292
She released a voicepack. Pay up piggy.

>>63880718
why are you posting like this when a download was posted in this thread.

>>63881760
>Pirating merch
Kimoi

>>63881788
voicepacks aren't merch.

>>63881808
Digital merch is still merch.

>>63881846
no. if it isn't physical, it isn't merch.

Havent checked in since the shill stream where she basically just admitted to not giving a fuck about her fans and claimed shes been burnt out for 2 years on playing videogames for millions of dollars.
How you guys been holding up?

>>63881959
People like you are so fucking boring. 4chan has rotted your brains and whatever brief period of healing vtubing gave you failed, your soul is still that of a nigger

>>63881959
I've been dunking on barracudas and cripples, it's pretty entertaining ngl.

>>63881959
poorly honestly
>>63882097
hes not entirely wrong though, maybe you should go back

I miss Gura.

>>63882097
Not well I see

>>63882097
Please post your nasty ass axe wound, there's no way a man made this post.

>>63881959
The threads are so slow. It feels like a lot of people gave up and moved on and the ones left aren't well in the head.

>>63881959
Doing pretty well thanks for asking.
Finishing up my SQL documentation project for uni then I get the rest of the month off to chill and catch up on anime.

The funniest thing about such bait is that it's extremely easy to refer back to the VOD and verify that she in fact basically said the opposite
You might as well say she called herself a Polish Winged Hussar, it has the same impact

>>63882212
>the ones left aren't well in the head
That's true for any legit Chumbud after mid 2022.

>>63882131
>>63882164
>>63882212
sorry to hear that, i genuinely hope she comes back strong for you guys one day
>>63882097
>>63882252
sneed
>>63882251
nice good luck dude

>>63882252
Copium, she said she was burned out on streamer stuff

>>63882252
this has to be one of the most pathetic copes ive seen in a very long time
sure he made a pretty shitter post but he really isnt wrong, the fact that she can only be forced back by mandated streams and refuses to even interact a tiny bit with her fans on twitter is pretty telling.
I love her a lot and want her to come back but pretending she cares about us is just retarded

>>63882252
If anything she said in that stream made you feel optimistic then you're definitely the delusional one here, buddy...

chumbies gura is trying to move on from you. why aren't you doing the same

I miss Dino Gura, she was better

>>63882322
>Can't watch VODs himself
>Can't read
How do retarded ESL faggots like (You) make it through the day without choking on your tongues
She said she appreciates us, far from "basically just admitting to not giving a fuck about her fans". Even if you want to believe that she doesn't give a fuck, she has not admitted as much, and would in fact be deep in denial

>>63882501
It's easier to move on from a million strangers than to move on from a single person you genuinely loved and have been watching for 3 years...

>>63882497
>hallucinating
>"buddy..."
Go back

>>63882600
Actual Gura fans are living their best life while they wait for her.

>>63882571
>says something nice/hopeful
>does the opposite
THE PATENTED GAWR GASLIGHTING GURA SPECIAL

>>63882691
Nice backtrack

>>63882600
you should've seen it coming. she gave you a full year to prepare for that moment

>burned out from streaming to her fans
>but loves money
All the pieces fit.

In an era of mass dopamine downregulation, I would bet good money that 90% of us have been burnt out from far less

>>63883332
Nah unlike gura I have to work for a living. I don't have to option of saying "nah I don't wanna anymore"

>>63883466
We saw another project release today and you claim Gura doesn't work. She doesn't work much, but she does work.

>>63883332
lmao hell fucking no

>>63883517
>Project
Oh yeah a few hours in a sound studio reading a few scripted lines she didn't even write. how does sharky cope with the stress.

>>63883466
Why do none of you fags read
I said that 90% of us are or have been burnt out, not that 90% of us have stopped working. If you force yourself to work THROUGH the burnout, that doesn't mean you aren't burnt out, because otherwise there would be no burn out to force yourself to work through
Man up, stop seething just because women don't have to work as hard as we do
>>63883577
I guess the less intelligent would be less environmentally sensitive on aggregate

>>63883701
>Most people can work through burnout
>But it's okay for sharky to quit working entirely, she's a poor delicate special child, please undastan
Coping.

>>63883332
She could literally stream herself breathing and making noises while she sleeps and she'd get thousands of views and supas, the only thing that would make it taxing on her is that she has a guilty consciousness and fears her fans because she's been lying to them for 3 years. Any other person in her position would milk it to the fullest by at least pretending to give a shit.

>>63883800
>Any other person in her position would milk it to the fullest by at least pretending to give a shit.
This is a point in her favor. I appreciate her honesty.

>>63883701
I quit a job before due to burn out. At least she didn't just bail like I did.

>>63883841
>Gura
>honesty

>>63883876
Yes.

Damn remember the "house hunting" arc?
What was that all about?

We don't talk anymore
We don't laugh anymore
What was all it before?

We're getting a Christmas miracle. I can feel it in my prostate.

>>63884082
shit haiku

that chum jar account in gawrt looks fake. pity.

The best thing you can do, is end it all and leave forever.

The best thing you can do, is end it all and leave forever.

>>63884191
That's my cock, you baka >w<

>>63883762
>Most people can work through burnout
>Women are indistinguishable from children
>Citation: my ass
>Goalpost status: shifted
Your cope isn't working, sister. Don't choose to die on this hill, you have so very much to live for
>>63883800
Meanwhile, in reality, anyone with more than twelve years of life experience can confirm that that isn't how burnout works

>>63883861
Bailing is the worst
Don't give up on your aspirations chumbies

you could say I'm burnt out from burnout being added to the both sides deliberately missing the point shitpost loop
>>63884223
unsurprising, no one has the balls to do it for real

The best thing you can do, is end it all and leave forever.

>>63884557
Why not? Gura gave up hers.

>>63884819
>Gura gave up hers
Name them

>>63884819
Well actually she accomplished all her dreams. You watched the debut stream right

anyone wanna goom?

>>63885016
eh... I don't think I'll goom today. My goom was watery yesterday.

>>63885016
waiting for new gura lewds.

I'm gonna do reps. Take care of my wooly bean /ggg/

>>63885864
I will take good care of her

didn't read the thread but I'm guessing it's been mad gay

>>63886613
You guessed right

>>63884557
Nah bailing is sometimes the right choice. I have a better job now.

>>63886613
not gay enough. I want to suck Gura's shark cocks

>>63886764
Those are my semen storage units T o T