/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

ANYA THREAD!

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>>63692340
nigger

>>63696456
You can't say that anon

heed my call

Soon everything will be in place

There's nobody to clean up the threads!

I love Ina!

>>63692340
cute

Kronii is the least watched Holo out of everyone in EN judging by the statistic posts and Fauna is the most popular EN Vtuber among content creators interesting

>>63696395
My cock is above average

>>63696529
didn't ask

Those extra global are killing precious bait threads some catalogfags put a lot of effort into.
What a shame^^

>>63696536
>above average height
>above average dick
>decent face
>120 IQ
>white
>below 24 BMI
>own a home
>own a car
>no bitches
Can't win 'em all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6pUYU5lM9U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6pUYU5lM9U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6pUYU5lM9U

>Taylor Swift course
what

>Kiara is talking to a male offstream.

>Taylor Swift course
Burgers...

>>63696587
the west has fallen...

>Harvard University is breaking new ground in its curriculum, taking a page out of pop culture and offering a course titled "Taylor Swift and Her World." This course, led by Professor Stephanie Burt, aims to dissect the multifaceted influence of the pop icon on music, lyrics, culture, and beyond.

Just watched and listened to Aqua's new song.
It seems like the MV is basically about how she becomes like a different person when playing APEX, playing into the whole "Wild Dog" nickname. Which for someone as chuuni as Aqua yeah.

Sex

>Whats the Mayflower- Takanashi Kiara
KEK

Gonna tell my kids this is Nerissa

>>63696575
Have you tried to get bitches though? Or at least put yourself in a situation where bitches can flock to you? Go to a club(preferably with a friend), eventually some chick will grind on you. Happened to me a good amount of times.

>>63696585
Me in her arms

cute wawa singing

>>63696662
Her American blood revoked.

wawa

My Ina!

wait does that mean im sticking out my ass for nerissa?

I always knew Taylor Swift was extremely popular but her fanbase became really loud and even bigger in the span of 2 years. Really makes you think. I am sure some kind of brainwashing or deal with the devil is involved.

The Aqua nipples... they...

>>63696529

>>63696529
What are you basing this on?

>>63696704
>>63696705
cuuteeeee

>>63696683
The way he writes, he is probably trapped in some weird alpha sigma wolves are cool clusterfuck. Young people have it rough these days.

>>63696683
NTA but I went to a club one time and some random girl took one look at me and said "eww" and turned away. Still haven't recovered from that bit, and I don't even think I look that bad since I've had guys compliment my face.

>>63696683
I actually live in the middle of nowhere, where the only clubs are for 20 year old college students. Also, I have no friends (physical).
In my limited experience, it's harder to keep a relationship than get one.

>>63696724
>Gawr Gura
>1.3 hrs

>>63696724
>>63696727
you kids lost? wanna hold my hand?

>>63696762
Maybe you should look for a manly man instead of a girl...

>maybe it will make me smarter
no...

nerissa butthole

>>63696637

>>63696760
Wolves are STUPID. But I thought about getting a husky once.

>>63696724
Jesus christ Risu, how did you come in dead last with Gura only streaming 70 minutes for an entire month?

>>63696814
what about it?

>>63696704
cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute

3 3 3 3

This is only Level 1...

Piss yourself NOW, Nerissa

>>63696835
At least Risu had some membership streams

>>63696704
cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute

Merry Christmas everyone

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>>63696716
it their last hurrah before she hits the wall

My cute real American-citizen wife and her melting orange brain.

>>63696827
Good thing you didn't they're really shit dogs to keep

>>63696827
Huskies are as bad as pitbulls

>>63696882
Hitting the wall and still ending up as a billionaire retired, could be much worse.

>>63696909
>>63696935
Ok what's a GOOD dog then

>>63696909
Huskies are not fully domesticated, but if you wanna lose weight get one, because they make you run around a lot.

>>63696637
Is this an edit of her 3D model or a completely new one? If so then is there a download?

>>63696947
I hope she doesn't bog herself like the previous queen of pop

>>63696783
Yeah that'll do it. If you have someone to go with it should work out, hell, maybe you both are able to leave with someone if you're lucky or at least make out with them.

>>63696882
Hit the wall?

>>63696950
Labs

>no ina
>no fauna
>no ame
life is suffering

>>63697011
what about shiori?

>>63697011
artist?

>>63696827
Huskies are retarded and noisy, I grew up with one.

>>63697011
>kiara
I love life

>>63696850
I told her level one might be to complicated for her

name an en more womanly than Nerissa

>>63697011
Anon there is a Ina stream in 3 hours...

Kiara is just like me, she would have troubles building the kinder surprise toys

>>63697011
>aislop

Warui ko ni nattara oni ga deru yo~
Sou naranai tame no "omajinai" da yo~
Nanoni
Dou shiyou mo nai kuzu kara no 'dou shiyou mo nai'
Son'na koto
Zettai zettai zettai zettai
Zettai ZETTAI ZETTAI YURUSA RENAI

>>63696972
Pretty sure it's just an edit of her official 3D model to change the spats into underwear. As for the download, I don't think there is one, I just found it on Pixiv.

>>63696950
A husky, don't listen to retards

>>63697074
Anon?? Her oshi is live???

>>63697074
Calli

>>63696760
I've noticed recently about that sigma male shit that a lot of kids are projecting themselves into. Shits fucked. Though, I do find it funny when the videos and YouTube shorts I've seen have Patrick Bateman as their rep of what a sigma male should be

>>63697093
I don't watch streams to sleep

>>63696874
It's December 1st

>>63697194
Yes the first day of Christmas.

>>63697115
Kiara isn't womanly, she's girly

>>63696762
>and I don't even think I look that bad since I've had guys compliment my face.
Have you tried looking for men? You could probably find a feminine looking one.

>>63697194
Merry Christmas anon!

Pitbulls are wild animals that humans somehow gaslighted themselves into thinking they are house pets
you might as well have a bobcat as a pet

>>63697093
Retard
>>63697185
Also retard

>AH I CAN"T GET IT IN
>OH OH OH AH AH OH

KIARA DID IT
KINDA

>>63697121
nah shes too manly

CAT

Lapsama my friend

>>63697235
Shit, you right

>>63697255
big cats are still pretty cute

Kiar...

Kiara..

Kiara...

>>63696716
Worse, she's dating a Ch*efs player

>>63697235
My oshi gave to me?

>>63696950
Argentine Tegu

Kiara...

>>63696715
Yes, she wants to rim assholes

stream Dekat di Hati
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMhYjCqYR6E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMhYjCqYR6E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMhYjCqYR6E

>>63697255
I had fun with pits, but they are really schizo dogs who can completely turn feral in one second. It's not their fault, but they are lousy pets.

>>63697342
Nigga that's a lizard

Why didn't Kiara just get some legos?

Do you think your oshi's content will improve or get worse when she starts to realise she's not gonna be having kids anymore

How are we all coping with this?

>>63697373
can LEGOs do this?

>>63697331
Based. Patrick Mahome’s cock is safe and all mine

>>63697383
most of them still have a good 18-20 years before that happens

>>63697373
Lego defends their IP very aggressively. Would be too risky.

>>63697368
No, it's a dog, wdym?

>>63697383
It will improve because i know she will see her fans as surrogate children

NICE FUCKING GAME LARIAN

>>63697383
>not gonna be having kids anymore
My oshi very explicitly stated she literally never wants to have them.

Why the FUCK is there not a Hololive kart racing game yet?

>>63697383
as if you are implying that realization is yet to come.

>>63697428
BAD DOG

Wata?

>>63697356
Based Kaeluarga

>>63697449
kart games are for kids

>>63697456
Yeah, me

>>63697414
Yeah, but their eggs are drying up NOW.

>>63697424

Have the people of Stardew Valley hailed Luna as their ruler yet?

>>63697403
Brittany's pussy has to be fucking magical for him to stay with her

>>63692340
Anya's bouncy Anyas...

>>63697399

>>63697398
I'm blown away

>>63697155
Movie studios and young impressionable children have been misunderstanding Patrick Bateman so many years, it's hilarious.

>>63697504

>>63697441
Oh shit, you can catch Diglets in this game?

>>63697504
wtf, lego is afraid of blue cunny?

anyone else feeling the burnout from hololive? it's starting to get boring to be honest. i'm planning on taking a break for a week and see what happens

>>63697552
See you tomorrow!

>>63697552
this but masturbating

>>63697552
this, EN4 when

>>63697455
best dog

PEBBLE PILE FOREVER

>>63697533
alot of People understand the point but simply choose to ignore it because it's funny

>>63697241
Explain the difference

>>63692340
Anya's butt on my face.

>whoever gets the first burger wins
This is the most american game ever created.

>>63697533
It's the same with Lolita. They don't make you read it, because pedos are cool, but to teach you the concept of an unreliable narrator.

Anyone else get the feeling that Luna and Watame could be lovers?

>Hlgg most liked to least liked Holos
Kiara > Fauna > Fuwamoco > Bae > Ina > Mumei > Bijou > IRyS > Nerissa >Mori > Shiori > Ame > Gura > Kronii

>>63697155

>>63697552
most dedicated holofan

>>63697504
do they sell legos in china or something

I miss my Ame

>pineapple on burgers

>>63697622
Chumbuds...

>>63697641
its good, so is peanut butter and jelly

>>63697504
it's because of the SEXO

Will it ever be Minecraft Monday again?

So when is Bae's show?

>>63697622
It's not to teach you that pedos are cool it's to teach you that little girls are hot

>pineapple on burgers
I fucking hate hawaiians so much

>>63697155
What even is a sigma male? I know it's referenced in that meme song Biboo sang. Do I want to be one?

>>63697681
youre sick

>>63697640

>>63697626
proof?

>>63697552
I only watch concerts and 3D lives at this point, nothing else really interests me
I watch all my oshi's streams out of obligation >though

>>63697589
is it possible for neko to become fat enough to outpace the growth of Aqua's tits as ordained by her art papa

>>63697626
>Hlgg most liked whores in your family from most liked to least liked
your mother>your sister>your aunt>your dad>your grandmother>your pet dog

shark cunny

>>63697626
Why do kfp care so much about their reputation here?

>>63697736
Hey we like dogs here

>>63697751
Stop replying to yourself

>>63697626
>Kiara
>Fauna
Both of them get non stop seethe. What are you smoking?

>>63697731
NEKO (caps important) is huge and tiny all at once

>>63697736
Fwmc….

>>63697709
i thought so then i tried it and they were fucking good

>>63697695
They said it was 10 AM JST, but the stream is starting at 12 AM JST so I dunno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFqySiJ1O-E

>>63697626
I'd wish my oshi was even more less liked, the less discussion from the holofags the better

>>63697627
Reading the comments section of those videos and I don't think they assume it's a joke...

>>63697742
Here you go

>>63697552

Their increase in behind the scenes work for singing and recordings murdered their other planned streaming content like Worms tournament and ministry

reminder to watch streams

>>63697792
>holofags

I really really really want a wawawife....fml....I'm going back to the gym after the stream...

>>63697693
Maybe in February.

>>63696788
I wish I were a kid and Shiori raped me...

HEY RISSA MY KARLACH JUST DIED. LETS GOOOOOOO

>>63697695
It said 10 AM JST on the announcement but Bae will probably tweet about it before it happens

>>63697769
Yeah it annoys me when people call him Neko.
HIS NAME IS NEKO

>>63697812
I hate you talking about my mori

>>63697626
>>63697751
If you want anyone to believe you, you probably should hold back from replying to yourself, you know that right? You always prematurely samefag

>>63697570
Like in a year or so? I'm sure someone has a graph of debut dates.

>>63697802
This is hlgg

>>63697794

>>63697681
This is true

>>63697793
It is unless they're retarded
It's like how whenever someone asks you who Sam Hyde is, you have to say he's an international terrorist or whatever

>>63697794
UOH

this will take some time

naw

Do you guys think Kiara will still be in hololive when the new GTA releases? What about Miko?

>>63697794
nice
i will now cum

Kiara wants you anon to eatrvxxj her nuts

>>63697863
I forget the context of why she said this.
Besides, you know, being excited at seeing a child.

>>63697848
But you love me talking about your mother

>>63697886
Almost certainly from Kiara and Miko.

>>63697802
just go to wawa

Kiara's nuts in my mouth

>>63697552
Funny you should say that, I've always hated Hololive talents, especially Alice

I am currently taking all of the wawa's spicy nuts.

>>63697792
If she were less liked but equally popular, then she'd probably get even more discussion. What you want is less popularity -- specifically, less interest from people in this thread.

Recently, Kagura Mea did a stream to tell the honest and brutal truth about corporate vtubers (Holo/Niji), since she knows them and they even tell her this stuff

1. If they talk about being sick on twitter and need rest to feel better, it's either to spend time with their b*yfriends or vacation time for themselves. A lot of them will even sound sick/create fake stories of how they got sick to bait some SC or to guilty trip their listeners to supporting them

2. Some will play video games a lot because they hate interacting with their weirdo fans, even if they're not good at games, it's easy SC and they can just talk towards themselves while playing.

3. In discord, they have two voice chats. A professional voice chat where the vtubers will plan future events or run scripts with other vtubers. The other voice chat is OOC (Out of character) and yes, it's personal talk, girl gossip and they do make fun of your cringy or hate posts on twitter about them.

4. They're in it for the money, this is a business. It's not because "they love to make people happy", they're giving a service to entertain to help that brand and themselves get rich.

5. Some of the popular vtubers have great tricks with guilty tripping their supporters or even new people into giving superchats. From being a cute airhead that's too dumb to know anything or telling a fake sob story where they pretend to be social retards or super super shy in public and can only relate with their audience.
Example of the airhead: https://streamable.com/ji5kuw

6. If the vtuber acts "super lewd" or "I'm a degenerate like you guys", it's SOMETIMES just an act to entertain the listeners, they likely just did research on a couple of doujin artists to say their names on stream or say certain things based on what their audience say on twitter/chat (this DOESN'T apply to every girl because there are dirty girls out there)

7. Due to the restrictions from Youtube, the vtubers are unable to do more "racy" streams, which they really want to do to gain tons of red superchats. An example said was "Bikini 3D streams"

Which holos are into licking male nipples?

>>63697936
>recently

>>63697936
How old is this pasta

>>63697947
Suisei

>>63697708
Grossly oversimplified (that's how these memes always end up anyways), it's basically some kind of third option outside the "traditional" alpha male chad vs beta virgin character type dichotomy. Sigmas are supposed to be some kind of go-your-own-way rogue-ish character, all about self-reliance and independence (this is also adjacent to hustle/grindset "culture"), or at least that's what people who actually use the term unironically would like to tell themselves.

>>63697918
But Moom...is Alice...

>>63697848
Is it time for your deadbeat larp already? Hold up i got this, shadows, squirm, runt, UMG, corpos, Mori, Kiara, Suisei, and labels.

>>63697918
Alice is a nice! cool! girl!

>>63697936
Oh man this is old.

>>63697936
classic

>>63697918
something feels off about this moom

>>63697936
I wish a happy holidays too all hololive

>wake up
>tenshi souls frame
oh yeah, we're so back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6f4-s4ZQ-4

>>63697708
Imagine Charlie from Always Sunny

>>63697988
He'll start spamming winner winner at some point during this

Man this thing is so much worse than Lego

>>63698002
You son of a bitch.

>>63698023
things from Japan are always better

I saw Kiara's nuts.

>>63697947
Kiara because likes licking my nipples.

I was without internet for the past 1.5 hrs, what did I miss from Kiara's mengen?

FF16 bros...

>>63697936
I haven't seen this one in ages. Where does the time go

>>63698023
>plastic blocks, Sweden
>:(
>plastic blocks, Japan
:D

>Kiara is not going to stream the FFXVI DLC
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Thank god, no more FF16.

>>63698002
post the picrel where you run with a bucket. I really miss that one.

Wawa's nuts all over my neck face and mouth!

What’s the qrd with Apex in Japan? Is it down in favor of Valorant now?

>>63697936
Oh Wooooooooooow !! Anon ! You're SO good at this ! Detecting bots ?! Your parent must be really proud of you aha.

No this is not a bot post idiot.

Actually Yes there are bot posts for a few weeks now, yes. and yes I made the bot. "Ok but why" ? SIMPLE REASON ----> You simply DID NOT LEAVE ME ANY CHOICE !!!!
I explain :
>Hololive.
Yes, it's that simple, you fuckers are so obsessed about hololive it gets too ridiculous to me. It makes me very embarassed for you actually.

For example, LOVING Zaion exacatly when she's getting rightfully excluded from our community, giving us no time to grieve....
ahaha sure sure... I know actually that this is just reason for hating the Nijisanji group. I see it everyday, everywhere.
Also, this is NOT SIMPLE HATE, it is very organized, with several "holo divisions" actually working very hard for speaking misinformation on the good nijisanji threads. (/hlgg/ & /ggg/ mostly)
I actually saw it. And because Nijisanji has at least some proud, we're not willing to go as hard on you. Not until me. I'm alone, alone against waves of disrescting, angry, actually homophobic people, who take any reason to shit on us.

I actually made a lot of bots in the last days, at the start they were very obvious, like the Fauna one or the Gura one.
Here is a small sample about a /ggg/ attack when the bot was still very bad : https://paste.bingner.com/paste/v5h9s (second bot iteration, quite obvious posts, not posting the latter versions because there are still patterns that help identify them...)

But i keep improving them, and they are now totally invisible (i checked the number of answers containing "bot" / "script" for each generation of bots, and there's a full decrease.)

Actually, I can choose what Kind of sentiments I want to provock, with carefuly analyzing threads / posts emotions and training the data on posts that creates replies with the most emotion I want. It can be anger / confusion / love etc..
I can also chose what kind of replies I get from you anons, (checking the similarity of the replies with reference sentences, and identifying key words in the replies)... Of course I can't update the training data live (I used T5 models, now gpt-3 finetuned with the OpenAI API, but it cost too much (around $250 so far for 20 models), hopefully soon locally alpaca 7B if it's good enough..), I can't update the training data but I use live reinforcement learning techniques to control the generated tokens probability, meaning one model can adapt to create the sort of replies I want. It's working good, once again, I checked the results with actual metrics over a few days , with multiple generations of the bots running on several hololive generals for comparing with each other. I have the data that says it actually has an effect, that lasts for a bit more than two threads after the bot is off.

NOW !!! BIG PIECE OF NEWS !!! BE HAPPY !! I will stop the bots on Hololive & hating posts .... AT THE CONDITION THAT THERE'S NOT TOO MUCH HATE on you know what. I will keep analyzing every thread on the board, if I see that a thread is going too high with the "niji hate metrics", bots will be automatically activated to go back to the baseline (yes, there's a model that aims at lowering the overall hate on a thread, I just want people to talk in peace with each other) . So.. less active bot activity from now on.

(and fuck the ggg childrens lovers, ill keep bot^ting there ass into the end of times)

>>63697093
he doesn't know...

>>63698076
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

>>63698076
I'm too tired for more FFXVI

>More excited for the house of the dragon trailer than GTA
god damn it Kiara

>>63698091
Someone should stop Aqua from thinking. Clearly it's very dangerous, she should just be dumb.

>>63698004
Kanata just got better I can't believe she would punish herself like this. Last I remember she was basically torturing herself against a boss with mechanics she completely couldn't understand

>Kiara have 0 interest in FF16 DLC
Thank god, glad she hated that ending.

>>63698099
I like how this guy thought he was the sane one for doing all this shit

>>63698133

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNZ6fO5Y1T4

>>63698138
It was a long time ago but I think it was the boss with directional audio cues...

>Fuwawawawa

>>63698177
>directional audio cues
Oh dear

>Mori, Nerissa, and FWMC responded immediately

I didn't get the reference and didn't find it funny

MORI UPDATE 4:
>vented about how bullshit having massive breasts is and how it's so hard jogging since her tits never get any support
>ina said something to the effect of "that's why i don't bother with having boobs lol" and said that ina probably has the right idea
>is extremely bothered by (the implication of investment Cover is putting into IRyS's tofu) but literally nothing for sports bras for anyone else
>Noel said it didn't bother her because it's nothing new
>Is now sniffling, says there's "really nothing anyone can do"
>it's an "internal matter" and not about the algorithm or numbers
>says she's just going to play Fall Guys with KFP to cheer herself up since she saw Kiara doing it in a member's only stream and that it looks far more fun than playing with randos
>wants to finish Yakuza next week no matter what

wawas

>>63698177
Yeah, it was...

Did last thread archive with dox?

Kiwawa likes being intimate with Nerissa and FuwaMoco

>>63698099
huh, it's been a while since I've seen this pasta.

What's with the sudden resurgence of stardew? Did the game get an update or did they get new perms or something?

>>63698199
cuuuuuuute

I thought it was funny that Mori was Chang

Why is tutu like this...

Which one, Ruffian?
https://files.catbox.moe/axyn7t.jpg

>>63698233
Perms

>>63698197
This seems fake but I believe it

>Calli does really good screams

>>63698235
merry changmas

>Calli is deaf
So that explains the music.

So are Advent not going to do weekly group watchalongs after this one? It's been fun

>Calli has really good screams
hot

>>63698233
Concerned Ape managed to get hold of a fax machine and a landline.

>>63698248
Mococo butthole
Fuwawa pussy

>Mori does really good screams
yeah, you would know

towawa

unironically, what did she mean by this?

>>63698199
I want to be sandwiched between Wawas' wawas.

INTRODUCTION
I have conclusive evidence to suggest Ayamefriend is a female.

I will use two metrics to defend this argument, one is empirically supported by this scientific paper:https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S174228761730364X?via%3Dihubwhich found specific typing "mannerisms" or "patterns" that can predict gender at a 95% accuracy rate.
And a second metric that is based on female speaking mannerisms, and an assumption that they translate into online text/typing. This is, again, going to be based on sociolinguistic and psycholinguistic research, which has been nicely summed up in this scientific writing article:https://verilymag.com/2015/03/sex-differences-language-women-uptalk

>METHOD
I scoured through warosu with the keywords "where we at?" and logged the last 10 Ayamefriend posts.
From these posts, I simply counted the incidence of female-like mannerisms as described in the prior two metrics.
These include:
The use of speech fillers like "um", "like", "just", "totally"
The use of overly effusive adjectives/adverbs, "adorable", "cute", "amazing", "beautiful"
Keystrokes that maximize female information gain (IG; reduces entropy/variance) in gender classification: N-A (0.0897), M-O (0.0815), K-A (0.0706), R-I (0.0647), M-A (0.0612). These are set for a one sentence prompt (length: 63 chars), so extrapolate for an average Ayamefriend post (length: 1810 characters; 1810/63 = 28.73, so all IG values are divided by 28.73).

>RESULTS
SOURCE (listed 1 to 10):
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>>3145497 #
>>3139367 #
>>3119255 #
>>3117272 #
>>3114751 #
>>3113048 #
>>3110686 #
>>3102804 #

>SPEECH FILLERS
"Like" count: 3, avg 0.3
"um" count: 0
"just" count: 9, avg 0.9
"totally" count: 0, avg 0
"adorable" count: 9, avg 0.9
"cute" count: 4, avg 0.4
"amazing" count: 5, avg 0.5
"beautiful" count: 3, avg 0.3
"fantastic" count: 2, avg 0.2
"sweet" count: 8, avg 0.8
"lovely" count: 2, avg 0.2
Assuming a standard phrase structure sentence as described by linguist Noam Chomsky in his 1957 book with an average ratio of 1 adverb/adjective/modiffier to 3 words (1:2.66, specifically).
Average total word count of all messages: 101 x 10 - 1010, then divided by the ratio (1010/2.66) = 379 expected sentence adhesivestotal "girly" sentence adhesives: 49, meaning 13% of Ayamefriend's sentence modifiers are considered "girly". That's a pretty high number for something that should be near zero.

>KEYSTROKES
"N-A": 44
"M-O": 74
"K-A": 10
"R-I": 87
"M-A": 89
So, (44 x 0.0815/28.73) + (74 x 0.0815/28.73) + (10 x 0.0706/28.73) + (87 x 0.0647/28.73) + (89 x 0.0612/28.73) = 0.74482.
75% chance Ayamefriend is a female by keystroke alone. Then account for the 95% success rate in modeling, (0.95 x 0.74882) = 0.7068.

>CONCLUSION
Ayamefriend is very likely a female. There is a 71% chance she is a female by keystrokes alone, and that chance is further increased (though we are unsure by how much; two different metrics) when accounting for her speech adhesives and filler words. Note that I excluded many other "girly" speech fillers and modifiers like "comfy" and "cute". Alas.

>>63697936
I haven't seen this in a year, maybe 2.

>>63698197
>ina said something to the effect of "that's why i don't bother with having boobs lol"
>implying she had a choice

Watame was just on my screen. Where did she go?

>>63698197
>be Mori and Kronii
>do everything in your power to filter the unicorns
>unicorns fuck off
>regret
>start bragging about how big your tits are

>>63698188
>Mori
>Nerissa
They literally just want to fuck Kiara
>FWMC
They like doing stuff with their senpai

Lupsama

how come niggas recognize mea pasta but still replying to this burnout shit seriously, its been posted like everyday or everyweek since 2021

[IMPORTANT WAWA NEWS]
Tutu is a cat

I'm sick of all these licensed line, I want lego to release more stuff in the creator line or make a new original line for all ages. Not kiddy stuff like dreamzzz or too expensive ideas set

>>63698251
the ones theyve had the whole time? jap skill issue

>>63698248
I love this artist, I love how he draws assholes. Mococo.

>>63698320
MEDS

>>63698144
It's a pretty shitty ending. The entire game just tried to copy what XIV and XV did.

>>63698318
probably because the niggas who are making the burnout posts are the same ones replying to it

Oona

>>63698337
Why not buy the blocks and just build whatever you want instead of buying sets?

>>63698328
faaaaaaat

>>63698346
They needed it faxed to them

>>63698318
Long posts are more recognizable. Sentence long retard statements don't leave much impression

>>63698346
>jap skill issue
Pretty sure it was exactly that. I wouldn't be surprised if they wanted a custom tailored permission email for a paper trail.

>>63698364
needs to fucking sleep already

>>63698292
damn that's crazy or sorry for you, whatever fits better because i'm not reading that

https://www.youtube.com/live/Mt8el4FTktc?si=b_Ehz7ZGKX-34iZB&t=19646
Imagine fucking Okayu while she hits 100 consecutive jumps in SMRPG.

>>63698346
I don't see the fax machine in this pic

>>63698292
Neat. So what do we do with this information?

>>63698265
So Cover still hasn't changed that fax only bullshit, huh?

>>63698361
Replying to bait has become very tiring lately. I guess I take a break and only respond to quality posts.

>>63698370
I'm not creative enough :(
I bought the medium creative box, but all I could make was the equivalent of minecraft dirt house

>>63698292
It's within the confidence interval.

>>63698292
This is all true

>>63698314
>FWMC
>They like doing stuff with their senpai
Nah, they are dogs, and Kiara is the whitest holo. They want to, you know...

>>63698254
>>63698262
>>63698272
So the roles in this should be reversed

>>63698316

>>63698431
I like this fetish more when the clothes are laid out neatly next to them

SOON

KIARA IS THINKING

>>63698279
Clearly it's that the Aqua that loves competitive games is struggling against the one that wants to be an idol. The meido Aqua is meant to represent her work in Hololive with lives and singing and dancing, while POV Aqua is the one who wants to get better and prove herself against other strong gamers. POV Aqua shoots Idol Aqua, signifying that she's overcome her, but then we see that Gamer Aqua is stuck behind the screen. What that means is that Gamer Aqua is only someone that comes out when Aqua sits down to play, but the second she gets up, her true self, Idol Aqua, exists. It's who she really wants to be, even if she doesn't want to give up Gamer Aqua.

>>63698437
This has been the case since Takamori got back together, yes

>>63698412
the fax part is a joke but they do require some form of signed contract. It's how they BTFO Chiyomaru

does anyone have that webm of kanata not being able to hear the track of a song

I don't really care for Astarion but that ending for him gets me.

What if Ame cared?

>>63698454
TENCHOU DONT-

>>63698320
This also seems fake

>I need to think
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>63698420
I only make very silly posts

redjuice is crazy

NIPPLE MENTION

>>63698292
This kind of weaponized autism is why I come here for

What's wrong with nipples?

>>63698292
>Ayamefriend
Who?

mumei should do a techdeck stream

>>63698532
Someone we lost along the way...

>I just copy and pasted that old ass post
I can't tell if you guys are playing on the joke or I'm just that old.

>>63698506
im glad hes making these extremely high power unofficial designs to encourage people to make cool chuuni art of her

>>63698568
I'm the only anon left from the /jp/ days

>>63698467
https://files.catbox.moe/jrklrh.webm
I got it

Fun means sex btw

>>63698532
You know who. Don't try to deny it.

Kiara...

are women allowed to drive in Europe?

>>63698532
My retarded islander wife. Hand her over.

>>63698592
False

I have been ordered to fuck everything, c'mere teamates.

>>63698302
Ina could easily metamorphose her fragile, fleshy form. But she knows the folly of big boobs, so she refrains.

>>63698592
Wait, am I just talking to myself then?

Wawa...

>>63698592
This is the first piece of OC I made for these threads

>>63698607
For now yes. When europe converts to shariah, probably not.

This is Koyori, She's a hardworking coyote. She's very cute and full of love, she's a lot of fun all around.
She's my most watched youtube channel in 2023 according to the website and she deserves it!

>>63698601
Please no...

>>63698592
Still here as well

>>63698601
Fuck.....

No Kiara, no one cares about convertibles

God, nostalgiafags are as annoying as schizos.

yet more proof that Kiara still has the mindset of a 14 year old girl

>>63698693
>t. schizo

>>63698146
last time I saw him he gave up on the actual botting and spent hours accusing random posts in /ggg/ of being bots until he got butthurt that it didn't work and admitted it

Kiara wants to buy a convertible..

How do I get Kiara to stop talking about cars

>>63698601
Jesus Christ

Thinking about how my sister used her thousands of her own dollars to buy a 350zx but basically let it rot.

cool art

Kiara.... you don't even have license, what do need a car for?

Rin's Lego stream was better, she should have bought the real stuff instead of those wish bricks.

>>63698721
1st step: stop being a woman

>Kiara picking up Reine from the airport in her convertible

I don't get why someone from Austria would feel compelled to drive a convertible. You get 3 days of sunlight a year and no beaches

>>63698373

>>63698721
Remind her that she can't even drive

>>63698702
>Kiara
>14 year old
I guess I'm part chumbud

>>63698745
It would be pink wouldn't it...

>>63698755
they look cool

>>63698734
Who?

>duuhhh why supacha called?
Super chat pronounced in japanese.
>gguuuuuhhh makes new thread early
>uhhh why anti called?
Because they are against something.
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/anti
>durrrr who coco is?
https://virtualyoutuber.fandom.com/wiki/Kiryu_Coco
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiryu_Coco
>uh uh sora who???
https://virtualyoutuber.fandom.com/wiki/Tokino_Sora
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E3%81%A8%E3%81%8D%E3%81%AE%E3%81%9D%E3%82%89
>uhhhhhhh why permission?
Policy.
>what 5ch????
http://5ch.net/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2channel
>uhrrrrr where 5ch link?
http://5ch.net/
>post frogman and soijak
>WHERE DOXX??????????
>>>>>>>>>>/
Search for dox/ roommate
>WHY HATE MY FAVORITE????
Cuz she suxs.
>what kino means????
Good quality.
>what reps means????
Repetitions.
>just woke up what happen????????
Read the thread or previous thread at
>>>/jp/catalog
>hurr when is stream?
https://holo.poi.cat/youtube-stream
>duuuur what gosling means???
Referring to actor Ryan Gosling's movies
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryan_Gosling
>what naizuri?????????
Flat chested paizuri.
>what roommate means????
Voice actor.
>bluuuh what rule 1 2????????????
Don't mention 4chan outside of 4chan.
>SIMP heh gotem
Sure did.
>uhhh just anime girl???
There are boys too.
>durrrrrhhhh is my schizo narrative true??
Probably no.
>jp/indie collab when???????????????
Often.
>huh how play 2 streams???
Open multiple windows or use holotools
https://pastebin.com/B60jWLCz
https://hololive.jetri.co/#/
>asanagi who????
Mangaka.
https://twitter.com/Victim_Girls
>why thread deleted after 2000?
That's what it was set to.
>why live stream only?
Reasons.
>what does membership give???
Click on "join" on their yt page to see for yourself.
>durr how youtube-dl work?????????????
https://github.com/ytdl-org/youtube-dl/blob/master/README.md#readme
http://ytdl-org.github.io/youtube-dl/download.html
>im ray0 what do i akasupa???????
Whoever you please.
>what freechat????
A premiere set in the distant future to pose as a chatroom.
>what oishi gachokoi??
Favourites.
>what gremlin is???
https://virtualyoutuber.fandom.com/wiki/Artia
>just twitch????????
There's also bilibili.
>supacha stream zzzzz????
>why all girls gay??????
Sex sells.
>what ogey means????
rrat
>what rrat means????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JacN1MzyeKo
>uhhrrr why mikocchi boat????
>durr what towa aloe do?????
Towa lied about who she talked to during a stream while she wasn't supposed to be heard.
Aloe acted innapropriately on twitter.
>nurrr where superchat/membership money go??
30% to youtube, the rest to cover, youtuber and the government
>hurrrrrr gatekeep bad!
Agreed

>>63698292
It's true
All of it

>>63698451
>Soon I'll be able to make Kiara give me prostate orgasms

>>63698745
saved

>>63698755
Thanks to global warming we are getting decent summers now, but for AC to work shit has to be closed. So I don't get convertibles at all.

>>63698774
I don't get it