ANYA THREAD!
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>>OPnigger
>>63696456You can't say that anon
heed my call
Soon everything will be in place
There's nobody to clean up the threads!
I love Ina!
>>OPcute
Kronii is the least watched Holo out of everyone in EN judging by the statistic posts and Fauna is the most popular EN Vtuber among content creators interesting
>>63696395My cock is above average
>>63696529didn't ask
Those extra global are killing precious bait threads some catalogfags put a lot of effort into. What a shame^^
>>63696536>above average height>above average dick>decent face>120 IQ>white>below 24 BMI>own a home>own a car>no bitchesCan't win 'em all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6pUYU5lM9Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6pUYU5lM9Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6pUYU5lM9U
>Taylor Swift coursewhat
>Kiara is talking to a male offstream.
>Taylor Swift courseBurgers...
>>63696587the west has fallen...
>Harvard University is breaking new ground in its curriculum, taking a page out of pop culture and offering a course titled "Taylor Swift and Her World." This course, led by Professor Stephanie Burt, aims to dissect the multifaceted influence of the pop icon on music, lyrics, culture, and beyond.
Just watched and listened to Aqua's new song.It seems like the MV is basically about how she becomes like a different person when playing APEX, playing into the whole "Wild Dog" nickname. Which for someone as chuuni as Aqua yeah.
Sex
>Whats the Mayflower- Takanashi KiaraKEK
Gonna tell my kids this is Nerissa
>>63696575Have you tried to get bitches though? Or at least put yourself in a situation where bitches can flock to you? Go to a club(preferably with a friend), eventually some chick will grind on you. Happened to me a good amount of times.
>>63696585Me in her arms
cute wawa singing
>>63696662Her American blood revoked.
wawa
My Ina!
wait does that mean im sticking out my ass for nerissa?
I always knew Taylor Swift was extremely popular but her fanbase became really loud and even bigger in the span of 2 years. Really makes you think. I am sure some kind of brainwashing or deal with the devil is involved.
The Aqua nipples... they...
>>63696529
>>63696529What are you basing this on?
>>63696704>>63696705cuuteeeee
>>63696683The way he writes, he is probably trapped in some weird alpha sigma wolves are cool clusterfuck. Young people have it rough these days.
>>63696683NTA but I went to a club one time and some random girl took one look at me and said "eww" and turned away. Still haven't recovered from that bit, and I don't even think I look that bad since I've had guys compliment my face.
>>63696683I actually live in the middle of nowhere, where the only clubs are for 20 year old college students. Also, I have no friends (physical). In my limited experience, it's harder to keep a relationship than get one.
>>63696724>Gawr Gura>1.3 hrs
>>63696724>>63696727you kids lost? wanna hold my hand?
>>63696762Maybe you should look for a manly man instead of a girl...
>maybe it will make me smarter no...
nerissa butthole
>>63696637
>>63696760Wolves are STUPID. But I thought about getting a husky once.
>>63696724Jesus christ Risu, how did you come in dead last with Gura only streaming 70 minutes for an entire month?
>>63696814what about it?
>>63696704cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute
3 3 3 3
This is only Level 1...
Piss yourself NOW, Nerissa
>>63696835At least Risu had some membership streams
>>63696704cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute
Merry Christmas everyone
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>>63696716it their last hurrah before she hits the wall
My cute real American-citizen wife and her melting orange brain.
>>63696827Good thing you didn't they're really shit dogs to keep
>>63696827Huskies are as bad as pitbulls
>>63696882Hitting the wall and still ending up as a billionaire retired, could be much worse.
>>63696909>>63696935Ok what's a GOOD dog then
>>63696909Huskies are not fully domesticated, but if you wanna lose weight get one, because they make you run around a lot.
>>63696637Is this an edit of her 3D model or a completely new one? If so then is there a download?
>>63696947I hope she doesn't bog herself like the previous queen of pop
>>63696783Yeah that'll do it. If you have someone to go with it should work out, hell, maybe you both are able to leave with someone if you're lucky or at least make out with them.
>>63696882Hit the wall?
>>63696950Labs
>no ina>no fauna>no amelife is suffering
>>63697011what about shiori?
>>63697011artist?
>>63696827Huskies are retarded and noisy, I grew up with one.
>>63697011>kiaraI love life
>>63696850I told her level one might be to complicated for her
name an en more womanly than Nerissa
>>63697011Anon there is a Ina stream in 3 hours...
Kiara is just like me, she would have troubles building the kinder surprise toys
>>63697011>aislop
Warui ko ni nattara oni ga deru yo~Sou naranai tame no "omajinai" da yo~Nanoni Dou shiyou mo nai kuzu kara no 'dou shiyou mo nai'Son'na koto Zettai zettai zettai zettai Zettai ZETTAI ZETTAI YURUSA RENAI
>>63696972Pretty sure it's just an edit of her official 3D model to change the spats into underwear. As for the download, I don't think there is one, I just found it on Pixiv.
>>63696950A husky, don't listen to retards
>>63697074Anon?? Her oshi is live???
>>63697074Calli
>>63696760I've noticed recently about that sigma male shit that a lot of kids are projecting themselves into. Shits fucked. Though, I do find it funny when the videos and YouTube shorts I've seen have Patrick Bateman as their rep of what a sigma male should be
>>63697093I don't watch streams to sleep
>>63696874It's December 1st
>>63697194Yes the first day of Christmas.
>>63697115Kiara isn't womanly, she's girly
>>63696762>and I don't even think I look that bad since I've had guys compliment my face.Have you tried looking for men? You could probably find a feminine looking one.
>>63697194Merry Christmas anon!
Pitbulls are wild animals that humans somehow gaslighted themselves into thinking they are house petsyou might as well have a bobcat as a pet
>>63697093Retard>>63697185Also retard
>AH I CAN"T GET IT IN>OH OH OH AH AH OH
KIARA DID ITKINDA
>>63697121nah shes too manly
CAT
Lapsama my friend
>>63697235Shit, you right
>>63697255big cats are still pretty cute
Kiar...
Kiara..
Kiara...
>>63696716Worse, she's dating a Ch*efs player
>>63697235My oshi gave to me?
>>63696950Argentine Tegu
>>63696715Yes, she wants to rim assholes
stream Dekat di Hatihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMhYjCqYR6Ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMhYjCqYR6Ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMhYjCqYR6E
>>63697255I had fun with pits, but they are really schizo dogs who can completely turn feral in one second. It's not their fault, but they are lousy pets.
>>63697342Nigga that's a lizard
Why didn't Kiara just get some legos?
Do you think your oshi's content will improve or get worse when she starts to realise she's not gonna be having kids anymore
How are we all coping with this?
>>63697373can LEGOs do this?
>>63697331Based. Patrick Mahome’s cock is safe and all mine
>>63697383most of them still have a good 18-20 years before that happens
>>63697373Lego defends their IP very aggressively. Would be too risky.
>>63697368No, it's a dog, wdym?
>>63697383It will improve because i know she will see her fans as surrogate children
NICE FUCKING GAME LARIAN
>>63697383>not gonna be having kids anymoreMy oshi very explicitly stated she literally never wants to have them.
Why the FUCK is there not a Hololive kart racing game yet?
>>63697383as if you are implying that realization is yet to come.
>>63697428BAD DOG
Wata?
>>63697356Based Kaeluarga
>>63697449kart games are for kids
>>63697456Yeah, me
>>63697414Yeah, but their eggs are drying up NOW.
>>63697424
Have the people of Stardew Valley hailed Luna as their ruler yet?
>>63697403Brittany's pussy has to be fucking magical for him to stay with her
>>OPAnya's bouncy Anyas...
>>63697399
>>63697398I'm blown away
>>63697155Movie studios and young impressionable children have been misunderstanding Patrick Bateman so many years, it's hilarious.
>>63697504
>>63697441Oh shit, you can catch Diglets in this game?
>>63697504wtf, lego is afraid of blue cunny?
anyone else feeling the burnout from hololive? it's starting to get boring to be honest. i'm planning on taking a break for a week and see what happens
>>63697552See you tomorrow!
>>63697552this but masturbating
>>63697552this, EN4 when
>>63697455best dog
PEBBLE PILE FOREVER
>>63697533alot of People understand the point but simply choose to ignore it because it's funny
>>63697241Explain the difference
>>OPAnya's butt on my face.
>whoever gets the first burger winsThis is the most american game ever created.
>>63697533It's the same with Lolita. They don't make you read it, because pedos are cool, but to teach you the concept of an unreliable narrator.
Anyone else get the feeling that Luna and Watame could be lovers?
>Hlgg most liked to least liked HolosKiara > Fauna > Fuwamoco > Bae > Ina > Mumei > Bijou > IRyS > Nerissa >Mori > Shiori > Ame > Gura > Kronii
>>63697155
>>63697552most dedicated holofan
>>63697504do they sell legos in china or something
I miss my Ame
>pineapple on burgers
>>63697622Chumbuds...
>>63697641its good, so is peanut butter and jelly
>>63697504it's because of the SEXO
Will it ever be Minecraft Monday again?
So when is Bae's show?
>>63697622It's not to teach you that pedos are cool it's to teach you that little girls are hot
>pineapple on burgersI fucking hate hawaiians so much
>>63697155What even is a sigma male? I know it's referenced in that meme song Biboo sang. Do I want to be one?
>>63697681youre sick
>>63697640
>>63697626proof?
>>63697552I only watch concerts and 3D lives at this point, nothing else really interests meI watch all my oshi's streams out of obligation >though
>>63697589is it possible for neko to become fat enough to outpace the growth of Aqua's tits as ordained by her art papa
>>63697626>Hlgg most liked whores in your family from most liked to least likedyour mother>your sister>your aunt>your dad>your grandmother>your pet dog
shark cunny
>>63697626Why do kfp care so much about their reputation here?
>>63697736Hey we like dogs here
>>63697751Stop replying to yourself
>>63697626>Kiara >FaunaBoth of them get non stop seethe. What are you smoking?
>>63697731NEKO (caps important) is huge and tiny all at once
>>63697736Fwmc….
>>63697709i thought so then i tried it and they were fucking good
>>63697695They said it was 10 AM JST, but the stream is starting at 12 AM JST so I dunnohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFqySiJ1O-E
>>63697626I'd wish my oshi was even more less liked, the less discussion from the holofags the better
>>63697627Reading the comments section of those videos and I don't think they assume it's a joke...
>>63697742Here you go
>>63697552Their increase in behind the scenes work for singing and recordings murdered their other planned streaming content like Worms tournament and ministry
reminder to watch streams
>>63697792>holofags
I really really really want a wawawife....fml....I'm going back to the gym after the stream...
>>63697693Maybe in February.
>>63696788I wish I were a kid and Shiori raped me...
HEY RISSA MY KARLACH JUST DIED. LETS GOOOOOOO
>>63697695It said 10 AM JST on the announcement but Bae will probably tweet about it before it happens
>>63697769Yeah it annoys me when people call him Neko.HIS NAME IS NEKO
>>63697812I hate you talking about my mori
>>63697626>>63697751If you want anyone to believe you, you probably should hold back from replying to yourself, you know that right? You always prematurely samefag
>>63697570Like in a year or so? I'm sure someone has a graph of debut dates.
>>63697802This is hlgg
>>63697794
>>63697681This is true
>>63697793It is unless they're retardedIt's like how whenever someone asks you who Sam Hyde is, you have to say he's an international terrorist or whatever
>>63697794UOH
this will take some time
naw
Do you guys think Kiara will still be in hololive when the new GTA releases? What about Miko?
>>63697794nicei will now cum
Kiara wants you anon to eatrvxxj her nuts
>>63697863I forget the context of why she said this.Besides, you know, being excited at seeing a child.
>>63697848But you love me talking about your mother
>>63697886Almost certainly from Kiara and Miko.
>>63697802just go to wawa
Kiara's nuts in my mouth
>>63697552Funny you should say that, I've always hated Hololive talents, especially Alice
I am currently taking all of the wawa's spicy nuts.
>>63697792If she were less liked but equally popular, then she'd probably get even more discussion. What you want is less popularity -- specifically, less interest from people in this thread.
Recently, Kagura Mea did a stream to tell the honest and brutal truth about corporate vtubers (Holo/Niji), since she knows them and they even tell her this stuff1. If they talk about being sick on twitter and need rest to feel better, it's either to spend time with their b*yfriends or vacation time for themselves. A lot of them will even sound sick/create fake stories of how they got sick to bait some SC or to guilty trip their listeners to supporting them2. Some will play video games a lot because they hate interacting with their weirdo fans, even if they're not good at games, it's easy SC and they can just talk towards themselves while playing.3. In discord, they have two voice chats. A professional voice chat where the vtubers will plan future events or run scripts with other vtubers. The other voice chat is OOC (Out of character) and yes, it's personal talk, girl gossip and they do make fun of your cringy or hate posts on twitter about them.4. They're in it for the money, this is a business. It's not because "they love to make people happy", they're giving a service to entertain to help that brand and themselves get rich.5. Some of the popular vtubers have great tricks with guilty tripping their supporters or even new people into giving superchats. From being a cute airhead that's too dumb to know anything or telling a fake sob story where they pretend to be social retards or super super shy in public and can only relate with their audience.Example of the airhead: https://streamable.com/ji5kuw6. If the vtuber acts "super lewd" or "I'm a degenerate like you guys", it's SOMETIMES just an act to entertain the listeners, they likely just did research on a couple of doujin artists to say their names on stream or say certain things based on what their audience say on twitter/chat (this DOESN'T apply to every girl because there are dirty girls out there)7. Due to the restrictions from Youtube, the vtubers are unable to do more "racy" streams, which they really want to do to gain tons of red superchats. An example said was "Bikini 3D streams"
Which holos are into licking male nipples?
>>63697936>recently
>>63697936How old is this pasta
>>63697947Suisei
>>63697708Grossly oversimplified (that's how these memes always end up anyways), it's basically some kind of third option outside the "traditional" alpha male chad vs beta virgin character type dichotomy. Sigmas are supposed to be some kind of go-your-own-way rogue-ish character, all about self-reliance and independence (this is also adjacent to hustle/grindset "culture"), or at least that's what people who actually use the term unironically would like to tell themselves.
>>63697918But Moom...is Alice...
>>63697848Is it time for your deadbeat larp already? Hold up i got this, shadows, squirm, runt, UMG, corpos, Mori, Kiara, Suisei, and labels.
>>63697918Alice is a nice! cool! girl!
>>63697936Oh man this is old.
>>63697936classic
>>63697918something feels off about this moom
>>63697936I wish a happy holidays too all hololive
>wake up>tenshi souls frameoh yeah, we're so backhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6f4-s4ZQ-4
>>63697708Imagine Charlie from Always Sunny
>>63697988He'll start spamming winner winner at some point during this
Man this thing is so much worse than Lego
>>63698002You son of a bitch.
>>63698023things from Japan are always better
I saw Kiara's nuts.
>>63697947Kiara because likes licking my nipples.
I was without internet for the past 1.5 hrs, what did I miss from Kiara's mengen?
FF16 bros...
>>63697936I haven't seen this one in ages. Where does the time go
>>63698023>plastic blocks, Sweden>:(>plastic blocks, Japan:D
>Kiara is not going to stream the FFXVI DLCNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Thank god, no more FF16.
>>63698002post the picrel where you run with a bucket. I really miss that one.
Wawa's nuts all over my neck face and mouth!
What’s the qrd with Apex in Japan? Is it down in favor of Valorant now?
>>63697936Oh Wooooooooooow !! Anon ! You're SO good at this ! Detecting bots ?! Your parent must be really proud of you aha.No this is not a bot post idiot.Actually Yes there are bot posts for a few weeks now, yes. and yes I made the bot. "Ok but why" ? SIMPLE REASON ----> You simply DID NOT LEAVE ME ANY CHOICE !!!!I explain :>Hololive.Yes, it's that simple, you fuckers are so obsessed about hololive it gets too ridiculous to me. It makes me very embarassed for you actually.For example, LOVING Zaion exacatly when she's getting rightfully excluded from our community, giving us no time to grieve....ahaha sure sure... I know actually that this is just reason for hating the Nijisanji group. I see it everyday, everywhere.Also, this is NOT SIMPLE HATE, it is very organized, with several "holo divisions" actually working very hard for speaking misinformation on the good nijisanji threads. (/hlgg/ & /ggg/ mostly)I actually saw it. And because Nijisanji has at least some proud, we're not willing to go as hard on you. Not until me. I'm alone, alone against waves of disrescting, angry, actually homophobic people, who take any reason to shit on us.I actually made a lot of bots in the last days, at the start they were very obvious, like the Fauna one or the Gura one.Here is a small sample about a /ggg/ attack when the bot was still very bad : https://paste.bingner.com/paste/v5h9s (second bot iteration, quite obvious posts, not posting the latter versions because there are still patterns that help identify them...)But i keep improving them, and they are now totally invisible (i checked the number of answers containing "bot" / "script" for each generation of bots, and there's a full decrease.)Actually, I can choose what Kind of sentiments I want to provock, with carefuly analyzing threads / posts emotions and training the data on posts that creates replies with the most emotion I want. It can be anger / confusion / love etc..I can also chose what kind of replies I get from you anons, (checking the similarity of the replies with reference sentences, and identifying key words in the replies)... Of course I can't update the training data live (I used T5 models, now gpt-3 finetuned with the OpenAI API, but it cost too much (around $250 so far for 20 models), hopefully soon locally alpaca 7B if it's good enough..), I can't update the training data but I use live reinforcement learning techniques to control the generated tokens probability, meaning one model can adapt to create the sort of replies I want. It's working good, once again, I checked the results with actual metrics over a few days , with multiple generations of the bots running on several hololive generals for comparing with each other. I have the data that says it actually has an effect, that lasts for a bit more than two threads after the bot is off.NOW !!! BIG PIECE OF NEWS !!! BE HAPPY !! I will stop the bots on Hololive & hating posts .... AT THE CONDITION THAT THERE'S NOT TOO MUCH HATE on you know what. I will keep analyzing every thread on the board, if I see that a thread is going too high with the "niji hate metrics", bots will be automatically activated to go back to the baseline (yes, there's a model that aims at lowering the overall hate on a thread, I just want people to talk in peace with each other) . So.. less active bot activity from now on.(and fuck the ggg childrens lovers, ill keep bot^ting there ass into the end of times)
>>63697093he doesn't know...
>>63698076YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
>>63698076I'm too tired for more FFXVI
>More excited for the house of the dragon trailer than GTAgod damn it Kiara
>>63698091Someone should stop Aqua from thinking. Clearly it's very dangerous, she should just be dumb.
>>63698004Kanata just got better I can't believe she would punish herself like this. Last I remember she was basically torturing herself against a boss with mechanics she completely couldn't understand
>Kiara have 0 interest in FF16 DLCThank god, glad she hated that ending.
>>63698099I like how this guy thought he was the sane one for doing all this shit
>>63698133
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNZ6fO5Y1T4
>>63698138It was a long time ago but I think it was the boss with directional audio cues...
>Fuwawawawa
>>63698177>directional audio cuesOh dear
>Mori, Nerissa, and FWMC responded immediately
I didn't get the reference and didn't find it funny
MORI UPDATE 4:>vented about how bullshit having massive breasts is and how it's so hard jogging since her tits never get any support>ina said something to the effect of "that's why i don't bother with having boobs lol" and said that ina probably has the right idea>is extremely bothered by (the implication of investment Cover is putting into IRyS's tofu) but literally nothing for sports bras for anyone else>Noel said it didn't bother her because it's nothing new>Is now sniffling, says there's "really nothing anyone can do">it's an "internal matter" and not about the algorithm or numbers>says she's just going to play Fall Guys with KFP to cheer herself up since she saw Kiara doing it in a member's only stream and that it looks far more fun than playing with randos>wants to finish Yakuza next week no matter what
wawas
>>63698177Yeah, it was...
Did last thread archive with dox?
Kiwawa likes being intimate with Nerissa and FuwaMoco
>>63698099huh, it's been a while since I've seen this pasta.
What's with the sudden resurgence of stardew? Did the game get an update or did they get new perms or something?
>>63698199cuuuuuuute
I thought it was funny that Mori was Chang
Why is tutu like this...
Which one, Ruffian?https://files.catbox.moe/axyn7t.jpg
>>63698233Perms
>>63698197This seems fake but I believe it
>Calli does really good screams
>>63698235merry changmas
>Calli is deafSo that explains the music.
So are Advent not going to do weekly group watchalongs after this one? It's been fun
>Calli has really good screamshot
>>63698233Concerned Ape managed to get hold of a fax machine and a landline.
>>63698248Mococo buttholeFuwawa pussy
>Mori does really good screamsyeah, you would know
towawa
unironically, what did she mean by this?
>>63698199I want to be sandwiched between Wawas' wawas.
INTRODUCTIONI have conclusive evidence to suggest Ayamefriend is a female.I will use two metrics to defend this argument, one is empirically supported by this scientific paper:https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S174228761730364X?via%3Dihubwhich found specific typing "mannerisms" or "patterns" that can predict gender at a 95% accuracy rate.And a second metric that is based on female speaking mannerisms, and an assumption that they translate into online text/typing. This is, again, going to be based on sociolinguistic and psycholinguistic research, which has been nicely summed up in this scientific writing article:https://verilymag.com/2015/03/sex-differences-language-women-uptalk>METHODI scoured through warosu with the keywords "where we at?" and logged the last 10 Ayamefriend posts.From these posts, I simply counted the incidence of female-like mannerisms as described in the prior two metrics.These include:The use of speech fillers like "um", "like", "just", "totally"The use of overly effusive adjectives/adverbs, "adorable", "cute", "amazing", "beautiful"Keystrokes that maximize female information gain (IG; reduces entropy/variance) in gender classification: N-A (0.0897), M-O (0.0815), K-A (0.0706), R-I (0.0647), M-A (0.0612). These are set for a one sentence prompt (length: 63 chars), so extrapolate for an average Ayamefriend post (length: 1810 characters; 1810/63 = 28.73, so all IG values are divided by 28.73).>RESULTSSOURCE (listed 1 to 10):>>3148663#>>3145497 #>>3139367 #>>3119255 #>>3117272 #>>3114751 #>>3113048 #>>3110686 #>>3102804 #>SPEECH FILLERS"Like" count: 3, avg 0.3"um" count: 0"just" count: 9, avg 0.9"totally" count: 0, avg 0"adorable" count: 9, avg 0.9"cute" count: 4, avg 0.4"amazing" count: 5, avg 0.5"beautiful" count: 3, avg 0.3"fantastic" count: 2, avg 0.2"sweet" count: 8, avg 0.8"lovely" count: 2, avg 0.2Assuming a standard phrase structure sentence as described by linguist Noam Chomsky in his 1957 book with an average ratio of 1 adverb/adjective/modiffier to 3 words (1:2.66, specifically).Average total word count of all messages: 101 x 10 - 1010, then divided by the ratio (1010/2.66) = 379 expected sentence adhesivestotal "girly" sentence adhesives: 49, meaning 13% of Ayamefriend's sentence modifiers are considered "girly". That's a pretty high number for something that should be near zero.>KEYSTROKES"N-A": 44"M-O": 74"K-A": 10"R-I": 87"M-A": 89So, (44 x 0.0815/28.73) + (74 x 0.0815/28.73) + (10 x 0.0706/28.73) + (87 x 0.0647/28.73) + (89 x 0.0612/28.73) = 0.74482.75% chance Ayamefriend is a female by keystroke alone. Then account for the 95% success rate in modeling, (0.95 x 0.74882) = 0.7068.>CONCLUSIONAyamefriend is very likely a female. There is a 71% chance she is a female by keystrokes alone, and that chance is further increased (though we are unsure by how much; two different metrics) when accounting for her speech adhesives and filler words. Note that I excluded many other "girly" speech fillers and modifiers like "comfy" and "cute". Alas.
>>63697936I haven't seen this in a year, maybe 2.
>>63698197>ina said something to the effect of "that's why i don't bother with having boobs lol">implying she had a choice
Watame was just on my screen. Where did she go?
>>63698197>be Mori and Kronii>do everything in your power to filter the unicorns>unicorns fuck off>regret>start bragging about how big your tits are
>>63698188>Mori>NerissaThey literally just want to fuck Kiara>FWMCThey like doing stuff with their senpai
Lupsama
how come niggas recognize mea pasta but still replying to this burnout shit seriously, its been posted like everyday or everyweek since 2021
[IMPORTANT WAWA NEWS] Tutu is a cat
I'm sick of all these licensed line, I want lego to release more stuff in the creator line or make a new original line for all ages. Not kiddy stuff like dreamzzz or too expensive ideas set
>>63698251the ones theyve had the whole time? jap skill issue
>>63698248I love this artist, I love how he draws assholes. Mococo.
>>63698320MEDS
>>63698144It's a pretty shitty ending. The entire game just tried to copy what XIV and XV did.
>>63698318probably because the niggas who are making the burnout posts are the same ones replying to it
Oona
>>63698337Why not buy the blocks and just build whatever you want instead of buying sets?
>>63698328faaaaaaat
>>63698346They needed it faxed to them
>>63698318Long posts are more recognizable. Sentence long retard statements don't leave much impression
>>63698346>jap skill issuePretty sure it was exactly that. I wouldn't be surprised if they wanted a custom tailored permission email for a paper trail.
>>63698364needs to fucking sleep already
>>63698292damn that's crazy or sorry for you, whatever fits better because i'm not reading that
https://www.youtube.com/live/Mt8el4FTktc?si=b_Ehz7ZGKX-34iZB&t=19646Imagine fucking Okayu while she hits 100 consecutive jumps in SMRPG.
>>63698346I don't see the fax machine in this pic
>>63698292Neat. So what do we do with this information?
>>63698265So Cover still hasn't changed that fax only bullshit, huh?
>>63698361Replying to bait has become very tiring lately. I guess I take a break and only respond to quality posts.
>>63698370I'm not creative enough :( I bought the medium creative box, but all I could make was the equivalent of minecraft dirt house
>>63698292It's within the confidence interval.
>>63698292This is all true
>>63698314>FWMC>They like doing stuff with their senpaiNah, they are dogs, and Kiara is the whitest holo. They want to, you know...
>>63698254>>63698262>>63698272So the roles in this should be reversed
>>63698316
>>63698431I like this fetish more when the clothes are laid out neatly next to them
SOON
KIARA IS THINKING
>>63698279Clearly it's that the Aqua that loves competitive games is struggling against the one that wants to be an idol. The meido Aqua is meant to represent her work in Hololive with lives and singing and dancing, while POV Aqua is the one who wants to get better and prove herself against other strong gamers. POV Aqua shoots Idol Aqua, signifying that she's overcome her, but then we see that Gamer Aqua is stuck behind the screen. What that means is that Gamer Aqua is only someone that comes out when Aqua sits down to play, but the second she gets up, her true self, Idol Aqua, exists. It's who she really wants to be, even if she doesn't want to give up Gamer Aqua.
>>63698437This has been the case since Takamori got back together, yes
>>63698412the fax part is a joke but they do require some form of signed contract. It's how they BTFO Chiyomaru
does anyone have that webm of kanata not being able to hear the track of a song
I don't really care for Astarion but that ending for him gets me.
What if Ame cared?
>>63698454TENCHOU DONT-
>>63698320This also seems fake
>I need to thinkNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>63698420I only make very silly posts
redjuice is crazy
NIPPLE MENTION
>>63698292This kind of weaponized autism is why I come here for
What's wrong with nipples?
>>63698292>AyamefriendWho?
mumei should do a techdeck stream
>>63698532Someone we lost along the way...
>I just copy and pasted that old ass postI can't tell if you guys are playing on the joke or I'm just that old.
>>63698506im glad hes making these extremely high power unofficial designs to encourage people to make cool chuuni art of her
>>63698568I'm the only anon left from the /jp/ days
>>63698467https://files.catbox.moe/jrklrh.webmI got it
Fun means sex btw
>>63698532You know who. Don't try to deny it.
are women allowed to drive in Europe?
>>63698532My retarded islander wife. Hand her over.
>>63698592False
I have been ordered to fuck everything, c'mere teamates.
>>63698302Ina could easily metamorphose her fragile, fleshy form. But she knows the folly of big boobs, so she refrains.
>>63698592Wait, am I just talking to myself then?
Wawa...
>>63698592This is the first piece of OC I made for these threads
>>63698607For now yes. When europe converts to shariah, probably not.
This is Koyori, She's a hardworking coyote. She's very cute and full of love, she's a lot of fun all around.She's my most watched youtube channel in 2023 according to the website and she deserves it!
>>63698601Please no...
>>63698592Still here as well
>>63698601Fuck.....
No Kiara, no one cares about convertibles
God, nostalgiafags are as annoying as schizos.
yet more proof that Kiara still has the mindset of a 14 year old girl
>>63698693>t. schizo
>>63698146last time I saw him he gave up on the actual botting and spent hours accusing random posts in /ggg/ of being bots until he got butthurt that it didn't work and admitted it
Kiara wants to buy a convertible..
How do I get Kiara to stop talking about cars
>>63698601Jesus Christ
Thinking about how my sister used her thousands of her own dollars to buy a 350zx but basically let it rot.
cool art
Kiara.... you don't even have license, what do need a car for?
Rin's Lego stream was better, she should have bought the real stuff instead of those wish bricks.
>>636987211st step: stop being a woman
>Kiara picking up Reine from the airport in her convertible
I don't get why someone from Austria would feel compelled to drive a convertible. You get 3 days of sunlight a year and no beaches
>>63698373
>>63698721Remind her that she can't even drive
>>63698702>Kiara>14 year oldI guess I'm part chumbud
>>63698745It would be pink wouldn't it...
>>63698755they look cool
>>63698734Who?
>duuhhh why supacha called?Super chat pronounced in japanese.>gguuuuuhhh makes new thread early>uhhh why anti called?Because they are against something.https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/anti>durrrr who coco is?https://virtualyoutuber.fandom.com/wiki/Kiryu_Cocohttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiryu_Coco>uh uh sora who???https://virtualyoutuber.fandom.com/wiki/Tokino_Sorahttps://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E3%81%A8%E3%81%8D%E3%81%AE%E3%81%9D%E3%82%89>uhhhhhhh why permission?Policy.>what 5ch????http://5ch.net/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2channel>uhrrrrr where 5ch link?http://5ch.net/>post frogman and soijak>WHERE DOXX??????????>>>>>>>>>>/Search for dox/ roommate>WHY HATE MY FAVORITE????Cuz she suxs.>what kino means????Good quality.>what reps means????Repetitions.>just woke up what happen????????Read the thread or previous thread at>>>/jp/catalog>hurr when is stream?https://holo.poi.cat/youtube-stream>duuuur what gosling means???Referring to actor Ryan Gosling's movieshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryan_Gosling>what naizuri?????????Flat chested paizuri.>what roommate means????Voice actor.>bluuuh what rule 1 2????????????Don't mention 4chan outside of 4chan.>SIMP heh gotemSure did.>uhhh just anime girl???There are boys too.>durrrrrhhhh is my schizo narrative true??Probably no.>jp/indie collab when???????????????Often.>huh how play 2 streams???Open multiple windows or use holotoolshttps://pastebin.com/B60jWLCzhttps://hololive.jetri.co/#/>asanagi who????Mangaka.https://twitter.com/Victim_Girls>why thread deleted after 2000?That's what it was set to.>why live stream only?Reasons.>what does membership give???Click on "join" on their yt page to see for yourself.>durr how youtube-dl work?????????????https://github.com/ytdl-org/youtube-dl/blob/master/README.md#readmehttp://ytdl-org.github.io/youtube-dl/download.html>im ray0 what do i akasupa???????Whoever you please.>what freechat????A premiere set in the distant future to pose as a chatroom.>what oishi gachokoi??Favourites.>what gremlin is???https://virtualyoutuber.fandom.com/wiki/Artia>just twitch????????There's also bilibili.>supacha stream zzzzz????>why all girls gay??????Sex sells.>what ogey means????rrat>what rrat means????https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JacN1MzyeKo>uhhrrr why mikocchi boat????>durr what towa aloe do?????Towa lied about who she talked to during a stream while she wasn't supposed to be heard.Aloe acted innapropriately on twitter.>nurrr where superchat/membership money go??30% to youtube, the rest to cover, youtuber and the government>hurrrrrr gatekeep bad!Agreed
>>63698292It's trueAll of it
>>63698451>Soon I'll be able to make Kiara give me prostate orgasms
>>63698745saved
>>63698755Thanks to global warming we are getting decent summers now, but for AC to work shit has to be closed. So I don't get convertibles at all.
>>63698774I don't get it
>>63698755This is wrong, Austria in the summer is prime convertible land.source: german with a convertible.
Because I like hurting myself I'm gonna post this one.https://streamable.com/26l9y3
>>63698800global is warming??
lel
>>63698840but it's always stormy
>>63698840yes, October used to be cold
>>63698774>why thread deleted after 2000Whe are my 500 imgs?
>>63698851is this a reference to something
>>63698312It should be a goal of any vtuber to get unicorns to fuck off
>>63698800If it's getting warmer explain how the kazamatai is always feeling cold then
Does anyone have that Luna webm?
>>63698885nice abs on that goob
>>63698902>new IPhmm
>>63698909
>>63698902So true sister!
>>63698851>those scratchesthis artist probably does excellent art of sexual violence that they will never post publicly
>>63698898
>>63698233The Perms Fairy got it done
Why are anons posting a bunch of copypastas from 2020 and early 2021?
I wouldn't trust Kiara with a car
>>63698931
>>63698909https://streamable.com/y67wrx
>>63698976the words have to be spoken for it to count
>It's harder to drive in videogames than IRLThis is the kind of retard that pays zero attention to his surroundings while he's driving
>>63698964I bet Kiara would know how to drift
Way too many people should not be on the road, so I'm glad when someone recognizes when they probably shouldn't.
I think somebody should organize a group of holos to play open TTD
>>63698929I just got back from a walk, yes
Would Kiara try anal? Yes or no? Why? Discuss.
Always remember that everything they say is about sex. If a holo mentions her brother, it's a sex partner. If its a friend, it's a sex partner. If she seems happy, it means she had sex. If she is sad, she didnt have sex, but then she had double sex. If a holo is going to the toilet, shes actually going to have quick sex. If she went on a date with another holo, they actually went to have sex. If she fails on a puzzle in a game, its because she is having sex right now and is being distracted. Table smash? Not a fist but it's her hitting the table, because she's having sex. Did she oversleep a stream? Sex. She was having sex and couldnt stop. If she starts a guerilla stream it's because she's having sex right now, but wants to be risky with viewers. Whenever a holo takes a break, its not because shes tired. You know why she takes a break from streaming? To have SEX. Whenever a holo talks about her family, shes actually talking about her sex roleplay she had. The story of a journey with her mother or father? Sex roleplay. She actually had sex. Whenever she laughs, cries or hiccups, whenever she humu humus or thanks someone during a collab, whenever she gets big numbers or is being bullied she's actually having SEX at that very moment. Not only that, but everything is actually a keyword for sex. Thanks for the aka supa = thank you for the sexIm tired this week = im tired from the sex, but ill have more sexIm planning a collab = Im planning to have sexOh sorry, that was just my family in the background = oh im having SEX right nowThank you for all the support everyone = thanks for all the sex im having right now.It all revolves around sex. All holos, every single one, have sex every day, every hour, every moment. Every single narrative, every single noise she lets out is because of sex. The sex she is having. All holos read these threads and theyre here right now. All while having sex. They keep having technical difficulties because they have so much sex, it fries electronics in their room. Theres so much sex happening in their room that the sex waves cause Youtube datacenter to malfunction. Every yab moment is because they cant stop having sex to think straight.
>>63698976
>>63699058underboob is the best
>>63698320
>>63699057Yeah, with me.
>>63698964Well yeah, she can't drive for starters
why is KFP so fucking stupid
>>63699057only before marriage
>>63699042*cums on you*
>>63699093
>>63699061
>>63698956I can't replyThe part of me I lost in the postHooked up on all the anon eyes leaves me paralyzedDeleting two posts back, but I keep moving on(Still taking a break from Hololive)
>>63699093no u
>>63699093they're literally chickens, anon
>>63699096No...
>>63699106>Pulling out
>>63699011>Fauna>light periodWe know this is factually wrong now, she is extra heavy and her veganism is making it worse
>>63699106>>63698933You're the laughingstock of this entire hobbyYour existence is literally a joke from 5ch
Kiara is wondering if someone drunk should have criminal liability
>>63699120
>>63698956For fun.
>>63698885I want more athletic Gura fanart
>>63699167
I hope my Ina's feeling better...
>Kiara drank mead to look cool
mori fat
>>63699144
Imagine if Kiara actually bought something like a Cayman GT4 RS despite not even being able to drive
>>63699150*cums in you**impregnates you**heads off to buy milk and never comes back*
>>63699234Kiara is literally a child
i dont have anything left to post
feets
>>63699149Fauna's just a pussy
>>63699240Ela has a license, but is not allowed to drive (too autistic)
>>63699240How do I get a Towa license?
>>63699240>has a license>can drivewhats the difference
>>63699240>can't drive>can change your tires
merry christmas!,,,,,!
>>63699259Have you checked your rights?
>>63699238ass on my face
>>63699240holos arent supposed to be smart enough to drive it breaks the immersion
>>63699144crazy that this picture is still posted. I made it in March 2021.
>>63699240What's the difference between a license and a permit?
idol sex
>>63699238You will now proceed to reply to yourself with the squirmbeat larp!
>>63699249I'm infertile. Your temper tantrum has no effect on me, manchild.
>>63699240I am extremely distraught about the fact that little to no art with Anya on a VESPA exists. I still remember when her internet died and she took it to Reine's castle to continue her stream, which is where she first mentioned it being the classic yellow.
>>63699293what is rhis rhing?
>>63699280Learner's license
>>63699280One is a public menace
Kiara bit into my nut
>>63699343You're just trying to rile up anons into rape play you can't trick me with your fetish.
>>63699343Y-You little brat! Rape correction needed (more of it)!
>>63699343I can breed you...
>>63699240>Can Drive>Ameyeah, no
>>63699343So as much cum as possible is fine
>>63697988All true where's the lie, I genuinely hate the discussion of her good or bad. Holofag trash
This thread needs more Kiara's ass
>>63699353
>>63698233>>63698953According to Calli, she "made a good point". So it sounds like she convinced someone to let them play it. Thanks Calli!
>>63699347sapling abandoning its pumpkin shell
I still have a childhood hobby. Playing with my dick. It never gets old, doesn't need dlc or complicated hardware shit with wata cooling.
>>63699427Yeah, on my face.
takodachi
>>63699326A permit is basically a restricted license. You can't go on highways with them and you can only drive under supervision of a licensed driver.
>>63699427
used to love making my own lego starfighters from the parts of the several jedi starfighters I had for some reason
LEG OOOOOOOOOOO
I'm going to rape a teamate if Ina isn't feeling better by tomorrow
>>63699418You'll stop talking about her then, right?
>>63699454if I was a girl i would have had nothing to play with growing up
>>63699467i did the same thing with pod racers
Kiara is talking about this thing
>>63699454I got the saggy balls and softer erections dlc.
>>63699454Hanging balls are nature's cooling device.
>>63699475Sir, this is a blue board. Please delete your depraved pictures.
>>63699418>says he hates holos aside from Mori>is always on the hololive thread when Mori is not streamingSilly larping schizo
tummy
Can someone post that really smelly picture? The one that just absolutely reeks? Thanks.
>>63699344You'll care less for ID girls once you remember what reality is like
>>63699418We love holohags here
>don't say it's never gonna happenKiara doesn't know...>>63697504
>>63699280It says permit right there dude, I don't know how they do things in your exotic land but here in Burgerland and Leafistanb you get a permit for supervised driving before you can get your license
>>63699454you could probably get some complicated hardware for it if you wanted
>>63699486Don't bring her up then I won't have to
>>63699516its completely safe
Suisei consistently puts out really good membership wallpapers, wow.
>>63699510Cute
>>63699563
I'm going to a wedding reception tomorrow, should I go get an expensive $50 haircut?
I hope that IRyS plays more Stardew, that last stream was really comfy, and it was fun watching her discover the game for the first time
I want pictures of holos with boxing gloves (Koro-san is fine but I want to branch out).
>>63699578It's a set up anon. Hololive LEGO set coming soon!
>>63699344I wanna see more cute Anyas too...
yea can i get uhhhhhhhhh kiara culo please?
>>63699610I see orca, I post orca.
>>63699240Bae has a license retard.
>>63699616Just buy a top hat for like $20Then send the rest of the money to your oshi.
>>63699454I still play with my tazos
>>63698312>regretlol>start bragging about how big your tits arebasedthey filtered the unfuckables and feel comfortable flaunting their bodies now
>>63699582>one tier for license>one tier for permit>one tier for can drive>one tier for cant drive>cant drive means no license or permit>permit means no licenseso what the fuck is the difference between a "has license" and "can drive"
>>63699616No, just get some clippers and go straight down the middle of your head and be done with it.
>>63699616Yeah. I'm sure the haircut will fix you.
>>63699616I adore these silly MSpaint mooms.And no, not unless you have a glorious full head of hair with lush thick locks. Ever since I passed 25, I realized I wasn't getting much more out of any haircut that cost more than $15-20 dollars by another man who actually knows how to use a buzzer.
>>63699652Not only that, she has a car that she dotes on!
haha... yeah... my future kids...
>>63699656Anon he isn't going to a Monopoly session
Why does Oona yearn for the mines?
>>63699652whats a license retard
>>63699681Ame can drive illegally
>>63699639Dozo
>>63699681Can drive means unsupervised
>>63699616>expensive $50This anon is not a woman
>>63699672Joke's on you, I'm unfuckable and I still lust after them!
>>63699518I come here to shit up the threads because I hate corporate trash like yourself
>>63699616you should get a nice haircut and hit on girls who aren't related to you, they'll be thinking about partnering up and you might be able to kiss one
>>63699695Bae should really play my summer car.
>>63699639
>>63699681One can know how to drive without having a permit or license anon
>>63699741this is how you get stds do not do this
>>63699656I actually have a pretty nice top hatI bought it at a con and it came with some steampunk goggles
>>63699681>so what the fuck is the difference between a "has license" and "can drive"200$+ ticket if you get stopped by the cops
>>63699694If you can grow lush thick locks you shouldn't cut your hair at all Keep it long for as long as you are young
>>63699633I have a few but my image folder is unsorted
>>63699566oh no modesty how awful, i need western sluts
>>63699739You know UMG is a corporation too right? Yet you suck their cock relentlessly lol
>>63699633
>>63699781>>63699768>>636997251/3rd of EN regularly drive despite not having a license?
>>63699741But if they are not related to you, how you keep your bloodline clean?
CHRISTMAS SOON
>>63699735I remember one femanon here saying how she spent like $90 on a haircut or something and pretending she was a girlboss who made like $70/h or something.
>>63699820furea...
>>63699836yeah and it's illegal
>>63699795>>63699828>Reine will never TONJOK youWhy even live?
>>63699828lick
https://youtu.be/bTHTdO2GUZI
>>63699824>vtubers Lmao I'd take that over the shackled cover cucks like this. Vtuber trash
>>63699779>came with some steampunk gogglesYou'd be the coolest guy at the wedding
>>63699836i only know ame knows how to but doesn't nearly do it regularly and doesn't have a license
MTG soon
>>63699884i thought fauna was supposed to be a responsible, sensible, good girl
>>63699906go back
I still think about this Towa
>>63699868It's padoru season soon my dudes
>>63699794My hair no longer grows as fast on top as it does on the sides, but I'm not balding. I get one of those Nazi side cuts every few months to allow my hair on top to stay thicker and even out the hair on the side and my neck.
Back from work, Kiara hasn't been too cute while I've been gone has she?
HOLO MTG TOURNEY NEVER EVER
Which holo feels genuine happiness when she's flirting with the other girls using her anime avatar?
>>63699949Kill yourself holofag cover is currently doing fuck all but holding her back and you can't refute that
>>63699952You should see a doctor if that continues for more than 4 hours
>>63699959>soonnow
>>63699977She's been cuter than usual
GUUUUUUUUUUUUURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>63699572NO armpit hair?
>>63699977I can't tell you about it here. It's a member's stream.
>>63699906You're hilariously mentally ill. Hope you know this. No one believes your a deadbeat. You're just trying to make them look bad. Now after this you'll reply to me by saying they don't need someone to make them look bad or something and then spiral into your Kiara vs Mori bullshit
>>63699995go back
>>63699609Imagine if Kiara was the family maid that lives in your manor house and one day she catches you jerking your underaged meat in your bedroom when she was about to clean your room and then she offers to teach you how to do it properly under the condition you don't tell your parents
cute wawa
>>63699949I can't take that shitposter seriously ever since he had a meltdown and broke character
>>63699820Sovl
AMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I like stepping on the legos soon
>>63699977Extremely cute anon
>>63699952me too, but Guary Okayu instead.
>>63699988Which holo would play my nigga Dr. Teeth?
the only good stream today...
>>63699609sex
>>63700036Why do you care so much about an invisible fan base. I don't give 2 fucks about other fans. Cover is holding her back
>>63700071>JP Practice>ASMR>4 streams in a day
Are half of you paid posters? Why do we do the exact same routine every single day? One day we spend 2 hours discussing Mori with the umg guy, the next day its discussing Mori and Kiara's numbers, the next day its discussing Ame and Gura, next day its discussing Fauna. Then it starts over again. Just don't reply, thats how easy it is.
SHE LOVES US
>>63699820Date needs 5 more swords and his horse needs chopper handlebars
>>63700093you've posted this like 10 times now
>>63700071Ame schedules are historical artifacts
>>63699952That's a good looking Towa
>>63700050according to Osamu Dazai, it isn't that great
>>63700084Ogyaru never fails to cause a tingle in my dingle.
>>63700093I love how Advent has been doing these group watchings; a gen of 5 girls in the same 1-2h timezone is the smartest thing cover has ever done.
>>63700123read the filename
>>63700050
>>63700071>Cali (one L)whats this mean?
underwater kiara cute
>>63700007>>63700071:(
>>63699963I hope you continue to deal with the balding well
>>63700084>>63700143If you guys want to pool our resources to buy a majority share of cover stock, we CAN force them to make official gyaru outfits.
>>63699741>hit on girls who aren't related to youWhat's the point?
>>63700071>halo with moriAh yeah I remember, the stream that ended their bond
>>63700185well i guess there are guys too
>third nipple
>>63700117It's like in the One Piece episode where they give Don Creek some food. Everyone gotta eat somehow.
>>63700184We don't have that kind of money you idiot
>>63699566sometimes I see hijabi cosplayers online, it's so cute how they'll use a different color for the fabric as a stand in for a wig
https://youtu.be/ZfWrxEFYIBgthere WILL be a rainforest advent day I just know it
the heck?
>>63700191There was 0 bond to begin with and now mori doesn't even know who she is
>>63700192Someone made thisSomeone else saved it to their computerScary thought
>>63700184Ok, i'm putting in the 78 cents I currently have on my bankaccount!
>>63700007damn, take me back
>>63700192kek
>>63700174Just because my hairline is a little shorter doesn't mean I'm balding you bratty little femboy fuck, at least I won't have to take estrogen to keep my hair like the guys on /fa/. All I have to do is keep up the exercise and get sunlight and avoid stress.
>>63700231last year was a really bad time to be an EN hololive fan
>>63700192/vt/ cant meme
>>63700231>Scary thoughtNo it's a good thought, it's a reminder that I'm still doing much better than many people
The new merch looks cute
>>63700231How do you know they weren't both the same person?
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1730408360179388611https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1730408360179388611https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1730408360179388611
>>63700266Yeah, if you were a retard
BUY BUY BUY
>>63700256>>63700266go back
>>63700184sure dude I can offer like $10, can you the lend the rest of about $1B?
>>63700219>weSheesh, I thought I was amongst affluent gentlemen...
>>63700192This is a fetish thing isn't it?
>>63700223Kiara will read the thread and make it happen, believe.
>>63700192>Hes cryingThere is no fucking way somebody is still alive after being boxed into a chamber aired out by only Mori's farts, thats just unrealistic
>new york in quotationswhat did they mean by this
>>63700287haha yeah fuck those retards who wanted to watch streams go kill yourself faggot
>>63700191..nigga what?The only thing that's "ended bonds l" in regards to Ame is hera.) Constantly going potato mode and disappearingb.) Being too shy to actually ask people to collab or do things 1-on-1 outside of the burnt-out stink sharkAnd c.) She's burnt out and doesn't even want to participate in New Year's let alone organize group projects
These are adult toys
>Target age>Above 15 years old
>>63700192I like how mori is added here and not given any text because shes never actually done anything like this but catalog denizens cant help but add her everywhere
>>63700313My oshi streamed. Not sure what yours was up to but you still sound bitter
HO LEE SHIT
>>63700266>>63700313Last year was a really bad time for your dad to go on a long business trip if you catch my drift
>>63700287ignoring homoen having no EN3 last year wasn't quite the best experience
>>63700224Is chat boydinner or girldinner?
KNEEL
Kiara is taller than Mori confirmed
SMOL WAWA IS TALLER THAN OPE
MORI MOGGED
kek, she's so happy
>>63700313go back, newfag
I love takamori so much kek
>>63700339she sounds so sleepy
we LOVE empty schedules and no communication. we LOVE no collabs. we LOVE dead hours. and if you disagree? guess what: you're a troll. reported.
Why doesn't Kiara, the tallest and strongest of Myth, not simply eat the rest?
>>63700357>>63700359>>63700366THAT GODDAMN TWO HAT SAMANTHA IS CHEATING AGAIN
>>63700071>Space DandyTAKE ME BACK TO THE GOOD OLE DAYS
Wait yeah she has like 3mm over ame and mori wtf
>>63700348LMAO
>>63700191the clubhouse collab, tango collab, smol mori concert, and worms tournament announcer desk collab were all after this.
>>63700386she tries
ass
>>63700406its the 2 hats
>>63700259I dont touch medication of any kind thank you sirThose estrogen hairloss people are really funny though, I saw people on a hairloss forum talk about getting gaslit into feminizing themselves just to avoid losing hair
It's the hat isn't it?
>>63700398space dandy only came out a couple years ago, I didn't really like it much desu
>>63700385WE love your MOTHER
Kiara wants a win so badly over mori she resorts to height because she know she loves in actual metrics. How sad
>>63700418what about it?
>>63700192>>63700268Do you know how the mediocre thread OP images first came into being? They were funny OC once, taken by the catalogposter powers, tortured and mutilated. A ruined and terrible form of life. And now... perfected. My fighting twitter repost fodder. Whom do you serve?
>>63700398yeah the good old days of half the thread seething about sub vs dub
>>63700349Again, my oshi streamed and did a lot of cool shit, so I really had no complaints
>>63700268Cope SEAsister, watch streams (kek someone was so mad they made a meme).>he doesn't know
cover you jews
towa....
>>63700385sure thing, sis
>>63700192
>>63700443>cute friendly banter between friends>seethes and schizos it into some retarded drama shit>IS FUCKING MEMBERED TO KIARA JUST TO SEETHE
Kiara you can't say that..
>>63700449
give your extra set to your girlfriend
>>63700458what if I like all girls and wanted things to feel fresh
>That's so evilKiara you can't say that
>>63700487Kronie... no...
>>63700357>>63700359>>63700366Changed her tune about the chef hat quick, didn't she
>>63700458That just means you have a bad oshi because none of the good girls had a great 2022
2022 was the best year holoEN has ever had. I enjoyed the no new debuts, abandoned projects, management ineptitude, but you know the best part? the hecking fandom became stronger and able to resist harmful Trolls who say streaming is a good thing and not streaming is negative.
the yen is a cheap whore
>>63700259Just get implants in Turkey when you accept it happening, they use microscopes these days making it look completely natural and you never bald again in the same spot since the new relocated follicles are taken from DHT resistant areas on your head. Downside is if you’re newly balding you’ll probably have to have transplants again.
>>63700443How do you love in metrics?
Gura cute Gura cute
>>63700487Why did they make a horse anal vore the homos? I think that's a little extreme for how little they did
Gacha merch is a new low
>>63699343Go back to doing dildo footjobs in your bathtub, festival
>>63700500If you don't have an oshi that's a skill issue on your part
>>63700522Truly it was by he side all along... her guiding moonlight...
>>63700524>>63700527see >>63700486
>>63700527Yeah, i absolutely loved this exact period last year
>>63700548>new
>>63700557>If you don't have an oshiwho said that
>>63700443Kiara does love Mori we agree
Nice thread who gives a shit what’s posted.
>>63700548Gacha merch has been a thing in Japan for a while
we live in a society
Bae's performance is tonight, right?
>>63700536>>63700573Loses*
Sex with brats
im going to buy the myth minis and im going to cum on them
>>63700527I know you're being ironic but I can't even tell what you're trying to say under all that seethe. It's almost 2024, anon. Whatever hurt you, move on from it.
>>63700595cope*
>>63700579
otsurunnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>63700614don't shitpost with my oshi, monkey
I am not THAT desperate....
>>63700579very cool
>>63700595But how do you love in metrics?
bebi fucking gone.. paaaaaain
i hope we get a big christmas collab this year, the ones from 2020 and 2021 were so good
>>63700585we live in a period
HOT SINGLE CHICKENS IN YOUR AREA.
My Luna is gone
Runa gone, I am going to kms my self
>>63700625Speaking of, I still can't believe there's Costco in JapanAND THEIR HOTDOG IS CHEAPER
Most erotic holos and it's not even close
>>63700653I want to live in my oshi's period
I am not dating a deadbeat
Why are Euro hours so bad?
>>63700658all the waitresses are lesbian...
>>63700618I'm flabbergasted that anons are trying to dispute the obvious fucking suckage that was 2022 holoEN when no one was around except Kiara
>>63700651believe in Ametori
>>63700631Kiara agreed about thing looking grim last year, unless you are willing to discard her words to pretend that it was all fine as she did several mute streams while she was sick
>>63700692Because you are here
>>63700682Yeah, you married him
>>63700682
>>63700678*exists in your path*
>hololive dating service
>>63700620That's exactly what kiara is doing
>>63700615you should buy the acrylic stands too no one's ever cummed on them before it's an untapped market
>>63700658that's a demon ya dingus
I like it when Luna goes NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA really loud directly into my brain hole
>>63700386She's a masochist that can regenrate infinitely she prefers to be the one eaten. Why else do you think she runs a fast food store? Where do you thin kthe meat comes from?
im going to eat a gingerbread cake
>>63700493I was trying to make a funny post to shit on posts like the ones I was replying to :(((
>>63700678My daughters are so sexy.
>>63700692We are collectively down right now, times are bad over here...
Sana may've left but she will never be forgottenSana love!Day 450
>dating service with myth fanbasesI'm ready
>>63700718I did nothing wrong
>>63700433Eh different strokes. Understandable if you don't like episodic comedies but you can't deny it's high quality.
>>63700738Wait, I thought being eaten was the one thing Kiara couldn't regenerate from? Or has power creep retconned that weakness?
STICKING OUT YOUR GYATT FOR NERIZZLERYOU'RE SO BAU BAUYOU'RE SO BIBOO TAXI JUST WANNA BE YOUR SHIORI
>>63700701I'm amused that you dumb faggots always exclude Mori from this conversation
>>63700663
>>63700754Sana love!
https://files.catbox.moe/pja63s.mp4
>>63700771nice nipples shion!
LETS GOOOOOOO
It's horny hours again
>>63700719I thought deadbeats had the Kaiki theme?
I'm gonna top, teamates
>>63700754I still like to imagine the kind of interactions she would've had with Advent...
>>63700801
I just came, what is this about dating other fans, you are all gay now?
>>63700832Different themes for different moods
>>63700794I didn't want to mention DA SQUAD shitting everywhere and making things worse because feelings between fanbases have finally started to settle down. It was not a good year.
>>63700794She released more music in 2022 than all of holo en combined since debut also her solo live and umg
https://twitter.com/shiranuiflare/status/1730690080535458148https://twitter.com/shiranuiflare/status/1730690590369849434What happened to furea during splat?
>>63700767nice gains bro
Sometimes I wish there were more conventions with significant Holo presence, because you guys who meet IRL are way cooler than the islander schizos who hang out here 18 hours a day. We didn't get a good chance to really drink and kick back this last time.
I'm worried for ya'll's hard drives
>>63700848go back, tourist
>>63700658>old version without the inner thigh moleDisgusting
>>63700848I don't think mindbroken can even begin to describe this response to that post
matching with kiwawa
>>63700848And ignore the rest of moris year lmaooooooo I don't give a fuck about other fanbases mori and a good year especially with projects
>>63700701I think people lost sight of how much council/promise improved this year in their content
Wawa on the telly.
>>63700791you're thinking of Makima
>>63700861Go away gay hooman, I will not fall for your tricks
>>63700817Wow, that's pretty great
>>63700861Shut the fuck up, you just wanna hook up with another gay man who just happens to enjoy hololive too
Can Kiara hurry up already, I wanna listen to my good boy asmr. I did really well at the gym today.
>>63700861Are conventions the only things you ever talk about?
>>63700791she made it up so you will unknowingly satisfy her sick sexual fanrasies.
>>63700892it's literally just cuckbeats on damage control
>>63700868>>63700771whoa
Hololive needs more cunny
SHE DID IT
>>63700892im still living in 2020/2021
>>63700848>reply chain had nothing to do with homos>anon is STILL cryingUnironically, absolutely fucking mindbroken
>>63700790STICKING OUT YOUR GWAK FOR IRYZZLERYOU'RE DON DONYOU'RE SO FAUNA TAXI JUST WANNA BE YOUR BAEBY
>>63700923Nah, I talk about streams too, you just have confirmation bias.
>>63700901AM JAPANESE
>>63700921This is safe for work, poop chutes aren't sexual.
>>63700861I will never go to a con even if I can afford all the costs because I'm not American and you people will make fun of how I speak.
>>63700939this, but more hags with huge breasts
>>63700939That Hololive? me
>>63698346mori literally had to beg to management that those kind of perms should be okay too
>>63700767KFP and deadbeats are tops, takodachi and teammates are bottoms, chumbuds are in the corner watching
>it's been 3 hours
T o T
>>63700925...from what? Mori having a good 2022?
https://files.catbox.moe/hs9k9m.mp4
>>63700805>all that fat and still (almost) flatEven fat guys gain more titties than that...
>>63700614Sorry but I don't fuck just any retard on /vt/.
>>63700967Just stop being ESL, lol.>>63700980>>63700987Sugoi
>>63700980>>63700986>>63700987
>>63700980>>63700987
>>63700987>>63700980
>>63700874
>>63700848>shitting everywhere and making things worseHoly revisionism, the thread was fine and we were all talking about the stream without problem, one or two shitters were seething and got quickly dealt with, I assume one of them was you>it's the death of HoloEN!!! WE WILL HAVE WEEKLY HOMO COLLABSand look at things now
>>63700925>2nd in hours streamed >umg contract >sololive >more music projects than all of holo en combined >full album>her own store 2022 was great sorry your oshi is fucking garbage with 0 strive to work or do anything with her career and oh look the trend continued into 2023. I can tell you're a seething chumcuck who lost his will to live during the air bnb AHAHAHHAHS
>>63700958what does it mean if I'm not a footfriend but I find the idea of a woman stepping on me hot?
>>63700980>>63700987I like the glasses
>>63700980>>63700987sugeh
kiara is getting the same autism ame had....
>>63700914>>63700905Weren't anons trying to talk to cute cosplayers at the last convention?
"It is what it is". So many streamers are saying that right now, Is this some new trend?
>>63701056it is what it is
>>63700921>bndagesmeidos this is sfw don't delete onegai
>>63700848even after they die, /vt/ can't help but think about vtuber cock. Sad!
>>63700978>chumbuds are in the corner watchingYeah, the kids playing on the ballpit.
>>63700861If there a hololive event happening again in SoCal let's kick it. Just hope you don't mind a spic hanging out with you.
>>63700901I don't remember this
>>63701056What did they mean by that phrase?
>>63701056whatever happens happens
>>63701056But what is "it"?
>>63700980>>63700987SUGOI
Every Kronii pic is objectively improved by having her snek fangs shown.
To whomever is posting Shion lewds:You are doing God's work sonKeep it up
>>63700861I got a headache after CTWAlso I was rooming with a friend and I'd have felt bad if I left him hanging
>>63701056its a good phrase and its true>ame took another 2 week breakit is what it is, cant do much other than wait and hope she goes back to being normal soon
>>63701131based fangchad
>>63701056This is this and that is that
I'm so glad gura got destroyed during the off collab era. That air bnb thread made me so happy to mori absolutely dunk on guras ego and career in 1 night. She still hasn't recovered and I'm glad she's permanently fucked
>>63701086I do, it's from one of the short variety vids on the main holo channel. Pretty old too, like 5-6 months ago, I think.
>>63700413She also had Ame voice that little story thing in Mori's anniversary
>>63700905>>63700914who said anything about gay sex? it's just holobros hanging out. Doesn't have to be weird..
>>63701155its this ai
>>63701155That's not the reason why she's not streaming copebud...
>>63701056Shouganai
Not to alarm anyone but... porn is being posted...
>>63700901I wonder if Japanese corporate twitter accounts are like American corporate twitter accounts?
>>63701201>>63701199
>>63701056such is life
>>63701201Not anymore!
>>63701178Why would I be gotta remind chumbuds that gura tried and failed and shell always be moris bitch
sugoi kiara
>>63701163August 2022
>>63701056They are copying world famous YouTube celebrity and avant-garde metal musician KingCobraJFS.
>>63701175It's because this thread is filled with stinky fujos and hags who can't understand a "night out on the town" and imagine people having gay sex all the time.
I'm watching Selen, just because there's a chance she mentions Mumei
>>63701227yeah definitely ai
>>63701209takobot...
>>63701026Even the "squad" collabs ended up averaging like 1 every 7 or so weeks between debut and them stopping streaming. Literally nothing overall and it gave us this lovely soundpost.
>>63701056It can't be helped.
>>63701253Reine you can't just tonjok your way through all of life's problems
>>63701056Qué será, seráWhatever will be, will beThe future's not ours to seeQué será, seráWhat will be, will beQué será, será
>>63701257The absolute state of hoocucks
>>63701257dude wowthere's like a whole thread for that lady that you can go in and stuff
This thread is shit
>>63701171
>>63701257thanks, let me know if she gets mentioned
>>63701257"So today I decided to cast migraine on Mumei. Huahuahua!!"
>>63701199why is biboo so big
>>63701269Also it got better numbers than full le cgdgt collab and it makes the parasocial unicorn cucks squirm
>>63701305this thread don't watch streams
>>63701286
https://twitter.com/ourokronii/status/1730693205614850206https://twitter.com/ourokronii/status/1730693205614850206https://twitter.com/ourokronii/status/1730693205614850206
It's time
>>63701326Her ass is too small in that image.
>>63701257will she attend the apex tournament?
>>63701346That dumb bitch couldn't handle noodles that aren't even spicy she's going to die...
>>63701332
>>63701332That's really cool and all but I thought it was funny when the homosexual dude said he'd chop his dick off, got a good kekkle out of me
The phoenix rises at last!
>>63701286I still don't know why the anon who originally made this drew the hooman so fucking gigantic.
KIARA DID IT
REEEE I CAN'T POST IMAGES OF IT
>>63701346nice, thisll be some good suffering
MY WAWA DID IT!
>>63701346nice! when does she plan to do it?
Very good job wawa
>>63701358if you're talking about the HoloNiji thing then we don't know yetthere'll be more info on the 3st
>>63701346for what occasion?
>>6370140510/10
>>63701346She's going to die
>>63701326I would go to war for Tenchou's tasteful underboob
>>63701416I'm like 99.9% sure my oshi will not participate in that cancer, so glad
>>63701416>3st
This bird needs some rules and then we can role some dice and have fun.
>>63700978>KFP and deadbeats are tops, takodachi and teammates are bottomshttps://files.catbox.moe/lb5wzq.png
I watched my cute and girl wife indulge in autistic activities for 3 hours. I love her.
>>63701405She's so happy!
>>63701346I thought they recalled all of those after someone died doing it
>>63701390personally i think its hilarious
>>63698346That's literally how Mori got them perms. She somehow convinced them that blanket perms are ok for Stardew. Hopefully that changes something internally so they accept all blanket perm games since most games have that now.
>>63701455kek
It's glowing!
MOOM SOON!
>>63701413when she hits 1mill
>>63701346This was banned wasn’t it?
>>63701455this is so cute I love it
https://youtu.be/AH4c8RzFyVw?t=14844i was watching the vod and this made me chuckle
>>63701455KEK
>>63701461Only in the states
>>63701455KEK and cuuuuuuuute
>>63701332the recent full cgdct collab beat it in numbers. sorry bro, its over
>>63701466Did she actually say that somewhere? Cuz it'd be great if they started accepting those>>63701508Oh phew we're safe then
kiara....
>>63701390https://youtu.be/RRq4-uktHiI?t=31look how big they aret. guy who originally made it
>>63701455Kek
If you ever feel like getting mad at the shitposting reminder these are mostly obese femcels and Nijicucks absolutely seething at the fact that their dogshit homos and Nijishits are fading into utter irrelevancy while Hololive is soing better than ever.Also a few Phasecucks thinking the shitposting will maks their balding whore relevant.
>>63701455KekFucking precious
>>63701056https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56mu8KSUYqk
>>63701455cute
>>63701455that fat fuck is still eating...
>>63701455Cute lol
>>63701346Didn't they stop making this after some teen died because of it? I wanted to try it.
>>63701455Bitch ass lizard, arm wrestle me for it if you want it so bad
>>63701455Absolutely adorable comicanon!
Orange woman wife accidentally breaking all my arms and legs out of love
Kiwawa should have built the MG RX-0 Unicorn Gundam 03 Phenex instead...
>>63701455Pretty good
>>63701531holy obsessedgo back
>>63701455>tako getting crumbs all over the bedlel
>>63701553Can you get that for 100yen?
>>63701455kek nice
good value
>>63701526But all the gigahoomans died during the Middle Ages...
This stream cost 1.5$
>>63701346i must be getting old because the only thing I think about when I see food challenges is how stupid they are
>>63701553Kiara will never be into Gundam
>>63701520She didn't say outright, but she made it very obvious they got perms in a diffrent way for stardew and had to convince management that something was "ok". Accepting blanket perms is the only real thing we can think of since they obviously didn't get perms the normal way.
Damn, 100 yen used to be around $1......
>>63701560You first Nijicuck. Go watch your 3view oshi choke on a flippino dick.
>>63701526Damn the second version of Dan Dan was such a downgrade...
no way it got that ba....>1 United States Dollar equals 146.81 Japanese Yen
>100 Japanese Yen = 0.68 USDyikes
>>63701486it was here in burgistan, but I guess not in leafland
>>63701269the Squad collabs were not everyone's cup of tea, but they were fun and clippable for people that weren't allergic to StarsI'm glad that Mori is trying to recreate similar chemistry with the girls even if they all are relatively restrained, we could really use a group like SMOK/Oneesangumi that doesn't really hold back in ripping into each other
>>63701531>>63701618go back
>>63701618You're the only one talking about off-topic things here. There's a whole catalog for that that would welcome you with open arms
I want to take kiara to poundland
>>63698601I don't understand what's happening
>>63701628>>63701640is this not good for us?
YEN LOVE
>>63701553Kiara should have built a Rock Raiders Small Digger from 1996.
>poundlanddo bongs really?
>>63701643https://www.ctvnews.ca/health/one-chip-challenge-snacks-recalled-in-canada-after-reported-adverse-reactions-1.6554665
>>63701675whats wrong with that?
The good old days, when you could add a period and figure out how many dollars you were paying.
>>63701664The Japanese economy is failing
>>63701647>this angle again
>>63701675yeah
>>63701650You're right instead I should fall for the Holo v Holo bait made by the seething cucks and obese femcels.
>day 7 earlyyeah it's someone from Advent
I would hope she has day two
good volunteer
>>63701647>fun and clippablenobody says stuff like this unless they're shitposting
>>63701691How dare someone have a reasonable stance on things!
>>63701698go back
Its -8 outside, if I dont survive the tripsayonara
Kiara only organizes Holo Advent to exert tyrannical powers upon the rest of HoloEN
>>63701664Quick, buy your gunpla and mail order Japanese bride NOW!
>>63701703 (me)I DID NOT POST IN THE CHAT I SWEAR
mmmm delicious bait must bite
>>63701703hi anon!
>>63701703ShrektSadchama...
>>63701664all Holo members get paid in yen
>>63701724You think anyone who describes streams as fun is shitposting?
>>63701690which should make japanese things cheaper for me personally right?
They ruined Kiara's idea, fuck cover
>>63701703>>63701744Caught red handed anon!
>HoloEN minus Adventwhy are they excluding them?
>>63701730You first tranny. We will never accept your homoshits and Nijiwhores.
>>63701778Yes but your oshi is making less and less money
>>63701726>girl collabs have no banterthere anon, I pointed it out, I opposed your opinion
Kiara invented advent
>>63701813you sound braindead
COVER CORPORATION DEBUTED ADVENT LITERALLY TO FUCK UP TAKANASHI KIARA'S HAIRBRAINED SCHEMEbased
>>63701664It's good for buying merch. As long as the shipping isn't ridiculously expensive.
>>63701843>TAKANASHI KIARA'S HAIRBRAINED SCHEMEkiara, PLEASE play shadowrun dragonfall.....
>>63701843she was getting too powerful, they had to step in
Kiara is having an unironic >mememe moment. First time in a long while thay she annoys me with one of these
>>63701703This is why I don't post the same opinions here that I post in live chat.
>>63701833Even the girls have commented on this, anon. I know people used to get really fucking mad when it was talked about in the threads because it meant giving credit to homos, but I hope we're past that and can have an actual conversation now.
Kiara invented Advent
>>63701826my oshis recieves usd superchats
>>63701875she was joking autistchama
>>63701875ogey schizo
>>63701875>minor spelling mistakeOpinion discarded.
>100 JPY = 0.92 CADJUST
>>63701842You sound like a cuck.
>>63701330she's the lynchpin of this whole operation
>>63701813go back
StarsEN mention
>>63701898...which go through Cover, a Japanese company, who gives them to your oshi in yen.
>>63701875It was a joke and an obvious one at that autistchama
>>63701875I dream of one day being as autistic as this anon.
>>63701915why is leaf money so weak?
>>63701875for your sake I hope you're not serious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhOFNxzS2_Qtake the 2view pill
>>63701875>paying money to hatewatch
https://twitter.com/Wataaamage/status/1730690670883398107
>>63701889>>63701691
>>63698601This gives me actual anxiety.
>>63701833Anon, show me a single clip of the girls saying something to each other on the level of that KYS clip. I'd prefer if the group was all girls too, but I ain't going to say the streams were not fun as fuck to watch just because it has homos in it.
>>63701970dreamin chu chu Wawa love
>>63701875Send her an akasupa and tell her how you feel.
>>63701938the usd will convert to more yen so she will receive more yen (but the same usd value)
>>63701889wrong thread, sister
>>63701970hot
>>63701960https://www.youtube.com/live/fBf2TufqCAs?si=iD0zqSr5Ah2Mm-7MI'm watching my oshi rn
>>63701664The east has fallen... owarida...