/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

It's bauver, I'm sorry but the coyote kissed me and I couldn't say no

Do not I repeat do NOT fall for her tricks during the collab. She'll try to be very cute and sweet to turn you into a Joshukun and steal you away from Fuwawa and Mococœ, Stay loyal and don't falter.
FuwaMoco love.

COYOTE MENTION

>>68950992
Here's another one

I'll only tolerate it because it's official and big enough to where it isn't her doing a collab with them just for fun, it's more like a shill event.
But watch out what you're doing Koyo, you're getting close to the line..

>>65181431
Koyori for sure. I literally want to marry her, she's the perfect woman for me in all aspects.
I'm not saying this lightly either, I'd move over to Japan and marry her instantly if I could.

Koyori kissed me... goddamn this woman is so lovable and cute
We don't deserve her

>>63826490
Young women are trouble and mentally unstable
Old women know what they are doing, they make good housewives and they will do anything to be attractive for you including acting like fresh lolis, whereas real lolis would just call you a creep and throw tiktok slang at you

>>63742205
One of the very few where the answer is unironically yes

This is Koyori, She's a hardworking coyote. She's very cute and full of love, she's a lot of fun all around.
She's my most watched youtube channel in 2023 according to the website and she deserves it!

jghfw
How cute and smart and beautiful and sexy and lovable was my coyote wife?

Have you congratulated the best pink holo and the hardest working girl we have yet?
She finally reached 1M after 666 days since her debut. She's overjoyed, she cried a bit, she's been thanking everyone and talking about her next goals.

>>55820874
What happened to Koyori?
She was as pure as fresh winter's snow just weeks ago and look at her now...

>>55361591
Don't call my cute coyote wife that

>>52682921
Yeah and I don't see how she's anything but the most pure coyote I've ever seen

I have obtained Koyori's bride voice pack
She really loves me too much

>>50705130
Hags want to be young and fertile again so they act like energetic zesty pichi pichi girls to attract males like us. And it works.
There's nothing hotter than hags pretending to be youthful fresh girls.

Meanwhile look at the lolis out there like Gura, Shion, Laplus and their energy levels..

Abandon the zoomer lolis.
Come home, anon. Come home to hagtown.
Where the women are trad and just want to stay at home and cook for you while raising your children.

>absolutely loves being a holo and everything about holo culture
>instantly fit in, so much so that many of her senpai call HER senpai, feels like she should have always been there
>upholds top tier idol standards and makes sure no one has any reason to be upset or disappointed
>smart, funny, witty, a bit lewd
>sings cutely and can also do enka singing in a mature voice
>streams a ton, never gets tired, never burns out, enjoys her job
>adores and loves her fans and is just the right amount of possessive over them
>does nice GFE ASMR with some kissy too for members
>interacts with fans a lot and gives a lot of updates to members
>puts effort into translating things to English for her overseas fans cause she appreciates them a lot too
>drinks mayonnaise

How could you possibly not be in love with her? She's amazing

I love her so much bros. How is it possible for one girl to be this perfect of a fit for Hololive?

>You didn't stop believing in me, right Joshukun?