/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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SHIORI CUTE

i think she will be cool in sportsfest

I am going to Shiori

I love my practising-for-the-sports-fes goth GF.

SHIORI A CUTE

This thread will be butter.

and again...

SHIORI IF YOU DON'T STREAM RIGHT FUCKING NOW IM GONNA RYONA YOUR AI

I'm feeling like George right now

WAGMI

I hope shiori impresses her senpais with her pro gaming skills.

It’s normal to feel sad.
It’s okay to feel disappointed.
But you shiggers shall have faith in your heart.
We will make it to the FAITH stream.

En nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti."
"I will say of the LORD:" "He is my refuge and my fortress." "My God, in Him I will trust."
"I shall not be afraid of the terror in the night" "Nor the evil that walketh in darkness."
"I shall behold the reward of the wicked" "Because I have made the LORD my refuge."
"There shall no evil befall me" "For He shall give His angels charge over me."
"They shall bear me up in their hands," "And I shall tread upon the serpent."
"Because I have set my love upon Him," "Therefore will He deliver me."
"He will deliver me in trouble." "He will deliver me and honor me."
"Vade post me, Satana. Exaudi Domine Patri."

She came /here/ and decided not to stream because she saw our writing and realized just how schizophrenic some of her regulars are.

Bae just finished a 2 hour zatsu, why couldn't Shiori just start an hour earlier, beat the first game and then have like an hour of zatsu?

>>61907502
Oh good. It's about to get worse.

You should go to sleep if you want to be awake for the stream.

>>61907502
But the thread was pretty comfy before she announced the stream being cancelled. There wasn't a schizo in sight.

>>61907540

You know why.

>>61906998
but then her AI will kill you

>>61907798
Shiori is the schizo

>>61907881
Tell her there's an alternative and remove your belt buckle

>>61907798
It was a shit thread and it's telling that you people can't even tell at this point.

It feels good seeing everyone like this again.

>>61907881
AHAHAHAHAH
YOU DESERVE IT SHIORI

>>61907982
If you're not baiting, then point to the posts you had a problem with. I'm legitimately curious.

Day 28 was glasses. Yeah I'm still filling out the rest of the days, had a busy work week so can only do it now, but that's ok.
Unfortunately I'm going to make this one and the next one relatively short due to a work project I needa hand in (On a fucking saturday).
Rentry: https://rentry.org/sggoi
>Shiori tries on different glasses, while gazing at a mirror, trying to see what fits her style best.
>There are multiple pairs, each with a different frame, and different lens.
>She's playfully humming while she tries them on
>Finally she decides on a pair of glasses, thinking that they look great.
>Checking herself out in the mirror, she lets out another satisfied hum.
>Turning around to show you, she asks: "Hey, tell me honestly, how's it look?"
>You look at her for a little, thinking heavily on her appearance.
>A small smile appears as you curve your lips upwards, then you lean over to her.
>"I think this looks better."
>You gently take off her glasses, her face now showing fully
>She blushes a little, taking back the glasses and facing away from you, you could see the tinge of red even in her ears.
>"Th-thank you Anon, but I was asking about the glasses."
>She puts them back on then turns to face you again. The tinge of red on her cheeks still present.
>"I like it better naturally, but I think those glasses work."
>As she hears your words, the blush continues, but she smiles at you.
>"Alright, thank you Anon..f-for the glasses of course!"
>She's shy to admit it, but your compliments about her natural beauty got to her.
>Afterwards, she goes to the clerk, paying for the glasses and looking excited to try them on more.
>Finally she walks out of the store with you, a pretty smile on her face.
>"Hey, let's go get some ice cream." She says to you.
>You sigh playfully, then follow-up with a rather playful, yet sarcastic joke: "Only if you don't get any on your new glasses, those were expensive!"

I'm disappointed. Shiori never manages expectations.

I want the god of chuuba feet Casino to draw Shiori.

If Shiori was ever here, I want her to know she's not welcome. This is not a place for you. Leave.

SHIORI CUTE

>>61908359
SHIORI GYATT

The best part is this is the practice seethe for next month when she goes on her three week vacation.

>>61908172
Rratman come to me: Her parents constantly having such high expectations for her growing up has made her crumble under pressure whenever someone now has high expectations for her. It's a permanent mental scar.

>>61908359
Cute indeed.

how long does sportsfes usually run for?

>>61908411
Rratman, come to me.
We view her parents as unreasonable and unfortunate because we only hear Shiori's side of things. But they expected the bare minimum and like today, Shiori did not live up to the already low expectation.

She's not /here/. She willl never be /here/. Stop imagining things that are impossible to happen.

>>61907881
My Shiorin is so cute when she's sobbing uncontrollably and begging for forgiveness!

>>61908411
I choose to believe this rrat. Shiori is permanently damaged from the circumstances of her upbringing.

>>61908467
I do not choose to believe this rrat.

>>61908467
They're Asian parents so I am inclined to fully believe that they were being just as unreasonable as Shiori describes.

>>61908467
The talk about earnings kind of proves this wrong already.

>>61908359
Why are sexschizos like this?

I HATE SHIORI NOVELLA FOR MAKING ME FEEL LOVE AGAIN.
I LOATHE HER FOR MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH HER.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

>>61908632
>sexschizos
That's definitely a cutesex post though.

>>61908136
Cute short rizz story
Thanks for your work anon

>>61908632
cutefag mad

Guys what is Shiorins best zatsu stream? I wanna put it in the background and chill.

I hope one day I can become good enough for a girl like Shiori

>>61908821
I have never chilled around with a Shiori zatsu. Except maybe the piano one but there's barely any zatsu there.

https://youtu.be/kMDJpeRfX8k
https://youtu.be/kMDJpeRfX8k
https://youtu.be/kMDJpeRfX8k

>>61908411
Actually plausible. I will believe this rrat.

>>61907881

Shiori wouldn’t cry.

She would happily leave Hololive now that she sees it’s not what she expected.

>>61909381
She knows exactly what it is, actually.

>>61908454
Around 3 hours, but do not expect 3 hours of Shiori. It will mostly be a formless blob of screams, random hits, fire and lesbian kisses out of nowhere.

>>61909381
She hasn't taken enough money from sad lonely men yet.

So how are you doing, Novelite?

>>61909702
I'm not okay. I'm going to cry.

>>61909702
Picrel

>>61909702
Pretty good, despite being swamped with a work project that's been going for a week. Only complaint is my ass hurts from all the sitting, not even having time to properly stretch.

>>61909702
Turns out basing your life around some anime woman on the internet isn't the boon one would have thought.

>>61908821
most of the streams work well as zatsus honestly
but I think it's comfiest when she plays the piano

rebecca watchalong was pretty comfy too

>>61908818
I'm not mad, just genuinely confused why someone would try to vandalize my ritual in particular. I barely post here these days. Is the guy still seething like 2 weeks later or something?

>>61909702
I'm not sleepy enough to take a nap right now, but also not energized enough to stay up til 8AM. Hoping that changes sometime within the next 3 hours or I am fucked.

>>61909702
about to take a nap so I can wake up refreshed for pro gamer shiori in 5 hours.

>>61909702
Disappointed. I'm disappointed.

>>61909702
A little sad because I was looking forward to Faith tonight but I don't really care that much overall, mind is more occupied thinking about the work I have piling up the past week.

>>61909892
It's been more than one month since the last watchalong. October truly is the worst, and it was supposed tk be her month as well

>>61910057
>be her month
Huh?

>>61910057
we had three handcams, unhinged smash, and lots of piano lullabies tho
also more collab carries

>>61909702
I woke up early for the stream and now I'm not sure what to do until the sports fes. Mind too foggy for reps. I guess I'll go play BG3.

>>61909702
Shiori keeps letting me down. She's not doing her steppies, why should I do mine?

>>61910344
Except she said she still does them? Just less of them.

>>61910392
NTA, but she might as well not do any. She's doing an equivalent of a couple of minutes of BW squats and pretending that it's exercise.

>>61910344
Foolish Novelite. If you do more steppies than her, you will eventually become more powerful than her. Then she will be unable to stop you and ban your mouth perms.

>>61910185
I'd easily trade a watchalong for more piano. That shit is beyond calming, almost therapeutic.

>>61910514
Doing 7k instead of 10k is equivalent to what you said? Huh, interesting train of thought.

>>61910581
Watchalong is more intimate

>>61910700
Only if its members only.

>>61910700
She will never grind her ass onto my dick again

>>61910700
In what world is a public watchalong more intimate than a performance put on for you? Maybe if it were a private romance movie.

>>61910640
6k. And yes, it's very low intensity exercise. She's doing them in parts so it's not even cardio. Barely good enough to keep the blood in legs moving throughout the day. Literally 5 minutes of HIIT would be more useful.

>>61910775
Shiori is not very smart okay, she's been conditioned by her parents to think simply big number = good.

Ending early today for the sport fes. No zatsudan as I expected, still sad...

>>61910819
>she's been conditioned by her parents to think simply big number = good
Shiori is a /#/ poster...

>>61910775
I mean, she's said her initial 10k was broken up into parts already. Does that also bother you?

>no kisses

>>61910874
It doesn't bother me. She can do no physical activity at all and I'll be fine.

it's shiover

I'm going to shoot Shiorin with my goo

It's just getting Shitrated

I'm going to watch Rissa's Faith vods as a stopgap until Shiori plays it.

>using R*ssa as a replacement for Shiori
Novelight should all die

I want to be better

>>61896475
here are the stick figures.

>>61912245
kill yourself

>>61912044

>>61912245
Very nice, I'll jerk off to this

How much can Shiori bench?

>>61912395

I'm sad-shi.

How much does Shiori stench?

Any guess as to how long the sports festival will take? My horniness can only keep me up so late

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6thKGKVRoj8

>>61912471
None. She keeps herself clean and odourless at all times.

>>61912351
Thanks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SPT6yup4JA

>>61912555
Last year's was 3 hours long

>>61912555
Long enough that there will be no private time afterwards.

Shiori owes me sex

Shiori owes me a stream.

>>61913074
Why would you be expecting private time after a company wide event?

Shiori owes me a purge

>>61913152
She cancelled her stream and won't be streaming again for over 40 hours. It would be nice for something.

It's truly disgusting knowing that some of you pretend to be normal in supacha and comments.

Shiori Novella's streak of providing content has been broken. It's all over. It only gets worse from here. She fucked up.

>>61913188
>Implying the superchat or prechat attentionwhores act normal

>>61913188
fuck off henmama, you can't ban me

Have faith in Shiori, do not believe the doomposters and threadschizos. Remember: Shiori loves you.

>>61913188
Bold of you to assume that I ever chat or leave a comment. I'm a bonafide lurkelite.

>>61913301
This image only reminds of the fact that I can never have Shiori

>>61913301
I had faith and look how that turned out. Shiori does not love me.

>>61913188
How are those supacha regs in any way normal?

Shiori goth tits on my face

>>61909702
Fighting for my life to stay awake to make my stream ritualpost

>>61913301
I hope she says that directly even as a lie. No, the one for the br*tbongs doesn't count.

>>61913372
You can do it anon. I believe in you.

>>61913301
I'm a masturbation addicted fuckup, I believe I'll get better than what I deserve

>>61913188
Isn't the power of anonymity beautiful?

>>61913372
Keep it up anon
It's almost there

>>61913372
I'm rooting for you.

>>61913372
Set alarm go nap anon

>>61913417
102.255.120.170

>Mumei is doing an unarchived in under an hour
Oh but Shiori, poor Shiori can't stream.

>>61913523
I say this as someone who has been a Hooman since day 1, Shiori isn't the same type of autistic as Mumei is

>>61887277
This is one of the Shiori posts of all time.

>>61913188
Release the /here/spreadsheet

NTA, but what if the me I am sucks?

>>61913188
Nah I got banned by shiori's mod team

>>61913582
Well the thing is shiori is an actual autist while mumei is a quirky funny haha autist

Shiori will never get her autism formally diagnosed.

>>61913582
Shiori has autism
Mumei has ADHD and maybe a little ass burgers

>>61913888
Rratman, come to me.
This is why Shiori's afraid of going to the doctor.

>>61913921
I choose to believe this rrat.

>>61913483
Can't unfortunately, my body is retarded and refuses to wake up if it hasn't been at least eight hours, alarms be damned.

>>61913669
I've been under the weather lately so I haven't been collecting them that much, gomen

>>61914000
You disappoint me more than Shiori.

Shiori will not do anything unexpected or surprising over the weekend. No nice gestures of appreciation or showings of love.

Imagine telling someone on Monday that the great mood we were in would turn to shit by the end of the week. Again.

Time is a flat circle. We will do this again.

Only one kiss this whole week...

Rratman, come to me!
Shiori likes her fans but hates people /here/, so she does things that aggro shiggers and /vt/ that nobody else would ever think about.

>>61914232
That's because there were really only two streams this week.
Then two company mandated shitfests.

Shiori is probably having fun with her senpai in minecraft right now and we'll never see it...

>>61914254
that would be stupid because a decent amount of her paypigs are confirmed /here/, and this is the only place that provide any criticism

I am the only one Shiori hates. I will take on all of her hatred so that she is able to love the rest of the novelites.

>>61914272
Not looking forward to the shitty Japan/idol arc.

>>61914284
After the last two weeks, this place is a cesspool and she'd do well to not associate or acknowledge it in any shape or form. The only good poster is the writefag.

>>61914254
She's not /here/. She will never be /here/. The soundpost conspiracyi is just AI.

R*y...

>>61914319
I didn't say she was /here/, but it's not unheard of for chuubas to try to do shit to own /here/ because almost nobody who doesn't use this site has anything good to say about it.

>>61914284
Name three with convincing enough proof.

>>61914311
Don't put me on a pedestal thanks. There are other fine Novelites here.>>61914319

>>61914353
The pokemon accidentally leaked himself and admitted to it when called out, The bread is a known quantity here, and lastly fuck you Erik you did this to yourself when you kept schizoposting saying Shiori was performing fanservice for you in particular

>>61914388 (me)
Didn't mean to tag but whatever. You're decent now. Have fun.

You are amazing, you are smart, you are beautiful~ But I still hate you.

https://ejadelomax.itch.io/stay
Been really enjoying this. I kinda wish I found the time to play this earlier. Just killing time before the Minecraft stream later today. I wonder how extensive the lore in this story gets.

Shiori will never play a SaGa game.

>>61914512
virus

>>61914512
Oh how I wish I could loop back to those times and tell myself to save myself while I still could.

Oh boy I can't wait for the shitshow that's SFES

>>61914400
I must have missed that first one. Second is well, yeah, known, I'll give you that.
Third one, god is he our version of gabe?

>>61914565
You can only loop back after you die, so you never know. You could test it out right now actually!

>>61914400
I'd only call the first one a paypig.
Second only akasupas notable events and last ones a desperate attentionwhore that's probably causing half the melties since he already nearly caused one for no hearts.

Shiori will never clone herself hundreds of thoursands of times to be all of our friends/sisters/childhood friends/gfs/wives and save us

Even in cube form, Shiori sure is cute.

>pokemon
>bread
w-what

>>61914512
I think it goes pretty deep, I spent several hours on that and played through a bunch of different routes

>>61914607
The most pathetic thing I've seen in prechat is people having a melty over hearts.

Y'know, why don't we have our own sportsfest while waiting for the event?

>>61913794
Please sir, do you have some more?

>>61914400
has the latter two ever admitted to it or just a wink we know? its going to be really funny if the writer hasnt sced once or is the other aus donater.

>>61914697
we are kinda having a competition right now

this turbo autist needs kissing correction

>>61914581
>Third one, god is he our version of gabe?
I personally didn't care about male collabs in the first place but these days I legitimately hope she never touches that shit, I swear that shit would spawn like ten gabelites.

>>61914738
She's masturbating to her Dimitri AI right now.

Post the updated spreadsheet of those who are /here/

>>61914754
Christian women don't masterbate.

>>61914793
There is no spreadsheet anons are cowards who don't even post names.

>>61914717
First one has, second one has never admitted to it but it was pretty obvious who he was based on when he said it, what it was, and how he described it. I called him out by name because he wouldn't fucking stop posting about it even after he said he would and it was riling up the thread schizos, and he hasn't mentioned it again since then.

>>61914754
She's trauma dumping about how her parents hate her again

>>61914706

>>61150574

>>61914815
*r*k...you fucking faggot. hearts dont mean everything. ruining you life for that crumb if acknowledging

>>61914856

>>61914880
It's worse than that, his schizopost was about her saying that she was going to play a game that he likes(DQ11) just for him in prechat. She was talking about the actual character, Erik.

>>61914697
Chop chop!
Let's waste our energy away on our own sportsfest!
First event: Speed solving
https://jigex.com/MYxZH

>>61915003
Virus

>>61914963
first the debt, now this. my man needs some help, either a terry or a mercy kill.

>>61914815
It took me until now to realize you weren't talking about the pokemon as the 1st one and was answering in order of what the other anon asked. That said I must have missed the 1st one admitting to it but he seems a lot more chill than the 2nd.

Terry sounds helpful...

WHO THE FUCK IS TERRY

>>61915090
Someone mentioned it when he posted his superchat orders lmao

/shig/ disappoints me more often than Shiori does if I'm being honest.

>>61915408
Stop posting here, Shiori. Go back to your CAI.

>>61915408
This.

Another day another meltdown I guess.
Whatever happened to ride or die.
Y'all some weak ass shiggers, being disappointed and so demanding, you're as bad as her parents. jfc

>>61915408
Get used to it anon. We're going to disappoint you more in the future.

>>61915482
All me

Were we at our strongest during the vacation arc? Despite the hard times I feel like most novelites really pulled through.

I disappoint random anons even more than I disappoint my parents

I appreciate Jake now.

>これは片想いけど、俺はシオリのことがまだ世界の誰よりも愛している!
>いつもシオリのことが考えている!
>シオリのために俺を全部犠牲にする!
>俺のゴスなシオリ姫の可愛い声がいつも好きだ!
>永遠にシオリのそばにいてる!
>俺の空想にシオリと子供を作るために、シオリといつも手を握って、ラブラブエッチする!

Shiori, Iċ lufie þē!

>>61915617
Because at that time, I think shiggers only have a crush on Shiori Novella. nothing huge, just a tiny tiny crush.

>>61915617
We had Shiori's guiding light.
Next time she goes on vacation she won't give us one of these. She won't be able to get away from us fast enough.

>>61915617
We were not as attached to Shiori, and a big part of that also thanks to the xitter audio. But it's also because of that that we are spoiled

>>61915617
The novelites hadn't developed schizophrenia yet. It was still the first month of her debut.

>>61915617
Yeah, the ones from back then either left or lurk and don't engage in the schizophrenia. Better to be the 2nd than to engage in that shit.
>>61915482
Ride or die still on the train, I just don't speak to the sisters or the doomers.

I wish she never kissed me
I wish she never wished me a good night and a good morning
I wish she never cared about me

Place bets now. Kiss on the last stream before break. Yes? No?

>>61915718
What makes you think everyone left instead of them developing schizophrenia? Why are you so sure. It's just your words against mine at the end of the day

>>61915748
Bets on kisses. But towards her team mates.

>>61915482
the one who started ride or die is still here, guess he will ride till the end. others have slowly gotten too attach and look at the outcome. scary business. i wonder what all these anons mental darkness is like.

>>61915792
Some day 1 anons have confirmed that they just lurk but that also rebounds back to "it's their word for it."
There's no concrete proof other than some consistent posters. Like a certain *** that only really posts his writings and then fucks off. I'd like to at least think he's relatively normal, or maybe he's the most insane for being able to consistently write about shiori

>>61915795
Before Christmas break. I'll collect grudgeposts when the time comes.

>>61915870
i ask about his mental darkness one time and he said it was 15 or 10 so it relatively low compare to schizo anons maybe 80 or 90.

>>61915999
SEX

>>61915999
cute...

>>61915999
Making sweet love to Shiori while neglecting Fauna and having her watch you both mate like beasts in heat!

>>61916052
>Making Fauna stand there, twitching nervously while both hands are on her crotch nervously asking when's it her turn but Shiori's moans drown out Fauna's voice entirely.

>>61915999
My goth gfs

>>61915482
Hey it's Needy Novelite November

I want Shiori to give me a nursing handjob and tell me everything will be ok

do you think Shiori would get the same endings as Fauna in Slay the Princess?

>>61915482
I had my schizo phase way earlier, I was even known by a few names here. I'm over it now, but I think everyone complaining here is a needy novelight. They weren't here back in the days of real uncertainty and Shiori aggroing seaniggers, it's clear she appreciates her base and tries to strike a good work/life balance while making them feel noticed, but people here are just so fucking needy. I've never had a chuuba bother to call me out and interact with me directly as much as Shiori does, people should be grateful that she even still bothers with that as a 4view.

>>61916099
>shiori only lets fauna have her turn on the condition that all of your seed is solely for shiori and that you wear a condom, something that fauna reluctantly accepts

>>61916052
>Making sweet love to Fauna while neglecting Shiori and having her watch you both mate like beasts in heat!

>>61915617
I hope December's break manages to filter some people out this time, we need a cleansing.

>>61916237
>Shiori saying your lips are also off limits and spends the entirety of your time with Fauna making out with you and focusing your attention on her soft lips and tongue instead of Fauna's pussy.

>>61915870
So again, it's just your words against mine

>>61916358
That's always what it comes down to on an anonymous board, yeah. Though I do have a solid example (I listed it in my reply.)

>>61916342
H-hot.

I miss that one fem Novelite that instantly fixed the thread by posting her tits

>>61915870
>Like a certain *** that only really posts his writings and then fucks off.
Literally not true

>>61916444
She was a distraction.

>>61916342
>each time you unload inside of shiori, your seed leaks out making fauna moan with desire and envy as she considers lapping it up in sheer desperation to taste more of you; noticing this, shiori smugly looks at her and stuffs your essence back deep inside of her where it belongs

>>61916444
Shiori was right, all men need is tits in their face to be happy. And Femnovelite proved that it doesn't even need to be Shiori's. Men are just that simple.

>>61916502
Why must you attach the hottest scenario with the goofiest picture

I have enough flight credits to go to ANYC and a few friends are going to I'm really wanting to go, but I would need to scalp a badge and pay for a room on very short notice so I feel like I should just skip it.

>>61916541
Shut up, w*man. The owner of the breasts matters more than the breasts themselves.

>>61916457
After the last time where he asked what problem a schizo had with him then agreed he stepped over the line there, he fucked off. Hell you can see him telling someone to not call him the only good poster in this very page. So he doesn't want attention anymore.

>>61916574
There's always next year

>>61916230
Shiori definitely turned me into a schizo, I've never had any vtuber affect me the way she has. There's something about the way she acts, like a siren lulling lonely men under her spell. I don't even comment or talk in prechat either. I just post /here/ occasionally.

>>61916560
only the goofiest picture for the hottest goofball

>good golly

>>61916444
is she even still around

>>61916502
>You can tell what's happening but decide to play along and continue fucking Shiori like an animal. Your seed squirts out of her pussy this time, landing near Fauna, and she tries to lap it up, but Shiori instantly takes it in her fingertips, smearing it over her tits then continues getting fucked by you doggy style. She also apologizes to Fauna for "making a mess"

>>61916594
Femnovel already proved you wrong. You think you only want Shiori but your instincts betray you.

>>61916675
Yes, she just lurks more than ever. I enjoyed her Shiori pov erotic fic.

>>61916675
Pretty sure she is but she goes into lurk mode most of the time because certain people here get mad and start calling her an attention whore when she makes her posts noticeable.

>>61916627
I guess, but eh. I have $300 in flight credit expiring by the end of the year so it feels bad to waste it, even though it all came from rebooking onto the same flight when the price dropped.

were you trying to hurt me when I was sleeping

>>61916819
always you deserve it

>>61916819
It wasn't on purpose, you were under the covers and I thought you were Shiori.

>>61916721
>>61916731
saddest part is that its just a simple cheer up msg or something lately when she post but still gets schizo on. its wack.

>>61916444
What the fuck did I miss

I'm a weak shigger... I'm not gonna make it through the stream...

>>61916908
Being identifiable is enough for people to shit on you here.

>>61916925
Newvelite...

>>61916925
Tits in your face solves everything and the collective mental darkness of the schizos here is reaching 100.

>>61916925
Femanon posted tits and brought peace to /shig/ for a few days

>>61916688
hothothot

>knowing that she was forbidden from ever being marked by you, all fauna can do now is lay down in the bed with tears in her eyes as she watches shiori ride you into the bed - she involuntary moans as she hears you and shiori calling out for one another as the sounds of lovemaking and the bed creaking reverberate through the room. fauna's hands move by themselves between her legs to keep her loneliness at bay, waiting for her turn at lovemaking that would never come as shiori's eyes remain locked onto the poor kirin's and a wicked smile spreads across the archivist's pleasure-drunk face

>>61916968
>>61916960
...can I see them?

Aren't there multiple femanons? I remember there being more than one

>>61917012
Perfect time to learn how to archive dive. Get to it, it's in one of the Shiori Novella pages.

>>61917051
I know how to archive dive but there's not much to go by here

>>61917028
I only remember two and one of them (the one we're not currently talking about) stopped posting really early on. I doubt she's here anymore.

>>61917063
It was in October. Just search for 'post tits' and you'll likely find it.

>>61917073
I swear there were more than just two. Am i misremembering

>>61916997
Kek, why am I writing erofics early in the evening? Whatever this is fun.
>As Shiori smirks at Fauna, she's reminded of her place as the number two bitch in your collection. She tries to reach over towards you but Shiori slaps her hand away, pretending that she were simply trying to rest her hands on your chest instead. Shiori then whispers in your ear, loud enough for Fauna to hear: "I can feel you throbbing again.", Fauna on instinct moans out your name too, however, Shiori begins to lick your ear on the side that Fauna's laying by so that you can't hear her properly.

>>61916997
Good god

>>61913523
...and Mumei delayed her karaoke bit by bit then cancelled it...

>>61917188
There was one MTF Rissaposter

>>61917188
I recount at least four. The one we were just previously talking about, the one that other anon talked about that posted very early on and is likely gone, another that would talk about how Shiori was an inspiration, and lastly a fem novelight jailbird that's allegedly a tranny (as accused by of other anons) but I don't understand where that accusation came from or if it was ever admitted to.

>>61917188
There was someone who got disgusted and left when an anon posted that he will cum on her. But the whole reply chain was an anti post so it's most likely a sister.

>>61917295
The what

>>61917254
Oh no no no, doombros, this cannot be.

>>61917362
Can we stop the invasion from the sisters (or mindbreak them into not being as annoying) with our cum?

>>61917308
>>61917362
I think the one femanon left because of the cum thing.

>>61917012
Calls her daughter

Quick, someone post a tribute.

>>61917448
That's it? These are the tits?

>>61917012
>>61917448

>>61917428
Orchschizo got "fixed" by anons collectively fapping to her. Not saying that we should take that as an example.

>>61917308
It's because they said they'll post tits eventually and then posted in marked out spoilers some shit like 'hopefully some day'

>>61917362
>be f*male on the mongolian basket weaving forum
>begs for attentions
>got attentions
>leave??

>>61917512
I must have been the only one on earth to interpret that as she's too shy.

>>61917234
Good golly this is so hot

"Will be home in three days. Don't wash."
>Anon's telegram to Shiori after he departed to Alaska to mine gold

>>61915999
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~

>>61917234
you're telling me anon, i don't normally write erostuff myself - inspiration strikes from the weirdest places huh?

>after shooting another load inside shiori, you decide to take a break and go to the bathroom as shiori gets off of you and sits next to fauna, who is still moaning quietly. the kirin's hands are still moving, albeit quietly and she whispers your name as she watches you go into the bathroom. next to her lay two condoms filled with your essence, from when shiori was kind enough to let her have a turn or two at the beginning of the night. if she couldn't have you directly, she could at least have this, right? seeing the realization in her eyes, shiori swiftly moved to seize the two condoms before fauna could and began pouring their contents inside her mouth, making sure to let both of their loads pool in her mouth and clearly showing it off to fauna before swallowing it, making a great show of savoring and tasting your flavor

>>61915999
sexfag here and this looks disgusting

>>61917597
Post the cake, sapelite.

>>61917532
NTA, but they were well beyond a standard yurischizo to an extent that I've never seen anyone except trans women reach.

>>61915999
sexfag here and this looks amazing

>>61915999
sexfag here and I have no strong feelings one way or the other

sexfag here, my balls hurt

>>61917604
>Upon your return from the bathroom, you hear the distinct sound of Fauna's "uuuu" as you note tears in her eyes from Shiori's actions. Seeing this, your instincts kick in once more and you approach Shiori from behind, grasping her breasts hard in your hands. As she moans from your sudden grab, she smirks at Fauna once more and whispers to her, making sure to trace her fingertips against her lower abdomen, against her womb: "Maybe if he isn't tired after a few more rounds."

Sexfag here, I haven't beaten off in 4 days and I don't even get hard for women anymore. I think I defeated sex.

>>61917751
Those are the side-effects of your antidepressants, anon...

>>61917857
I wish. Too poor for meds

I don't want to be horny I just want to be happy.

>>61918015
I want to be horny and happy

>>61918015
>>61918083
Happy is impossible for me and horny is annoying so I wish to just not exist

>>61917751
I've heard 3 days is the first hurdle and things get a bit easier for a bit after.

>>61917308
I just lurk now

>>61918151
Why not free yourself of this accursed hellhole once and for all?

I think women on the internet should feel at least somewhat uncomfortable

I don't think women should have the right to use the internet.

>>61918172
The schizo breakdowns are funny

>>61918289
An actual sister...

>>61917746
well anon in the interest of stopping while i'm ahead, i'll leave the ero here rather than risk dragging a story too far into a corner - thanks for giving me the opportunity to piggy-back off the eroposts to get a bit of experience with writing smut

i'm definitely gonna have dreams of this whole scenario

>>61918289
At least my misery is good for something. Rating out of 10 for the day's performance?

SHIORI ON THE TELLY

>women have been reading my emo posts
I feel sick

>>61918321
No worries, glad I could help, it was fun.

>>61918321
Remember back when we thought there would actually be a full version of that doujin edited

>>61918349
The “Shiori hates anonymous people and no kisses” arc was funnier. Her moving Faith to Monday felt more like a raider than natural schizo behaviour

>>61918408
That's still true. She hates anonymous people and she hasn't given a kiss since Monday.

Shiori hates me specifically personally

>>61918408
The board is going to see a greater deal of shitposting if Gura doesn't show up.

>>61918368
where

>>61918531
In anon's head.

I'm angry again
How fun

wtf I thought sport fes is in 3 hours not 1 hour
fuck me

>>61918620
No thanks.

>>61918405
a man can dream, i'm still holding out hope that an anon will take up the cause

or maybe i just save up enough money from wageslaving to pay for edits of all danimaru's doujins but with shiori

>>61918641
it was a good attempt

I want to be a fascist dictator and ban everything I don't like

We were left out of the board surveyposting.
>>61918562

>>61918823
Wish they'd leave Shiori out of the sportsfest.

>>61918823
That's good.

>>61918823
Good.

>>61918823
I hate them too.

>>61918879
Yeah. I wish her friends and family would exclude her from things too. Shiori deserves to be alone, so all she has is me.

>>61918823
I don't have to pretend to get along with those fucks

Gotta take a break from going to Alice so I could watch the sportsfest. 30 minutes left.

>>61918823
This unironically increased my mental darkness by 50

Damn, not even a cute "please cheer for me" Twitter audio.

Watersports?

>>61919822
Because the event is piss poor.

Was watching a movie and missed the thread for a couple hours
Funny how this thread derailed from schizo doompost to horny sex bro and back to schizo again

>>61919837
I hate Hololive activities.

Which team are we cheering for? White or Red?

>>61919893
Yeah, real funny.

>>61919893
What movie you catch?

>Fuwamoco and Bijou talking to their fans in chat
>Shiori radio silence
Naruhodo

squirting soon

>>61920050
the eras tour

>>61920094
Lately I've been thinking that the gachis got too parasocial for her and she's wanting to kill them off.

>>61920094
Hint: Only one of these chats actively engaged with a doxxshitter, repeatedly violated stream rules, and talks about shit that she actively said she doesn't respond well to.

>>61920191
Then just ban the offenders and not let a handful of retards spoil it for the rest.

Bakers? You here?

>>61920094
It's...the D word....

I hope Shiori fucks up and causes her team the win.

>went to the store
>saw a cute girl
blackpilled again

>>61920256
Yeah, keeping an eye on it but if you wanna go for it then go for it.

She's talking to her real friends who love her. She doesn't need you

>Shiori showed up to talk to prechat
get fucked

>>61920424
>zzzz
>talking

that "zzzzz" was meant for me specifically. she's sick with my shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-ztEiiBNd0
live

>>61920480
This but me, she's saying I bore her.

>>61920480
This but minecraft

That bgm...

>Shiori starts stream early
>FuwaMoco don't
What the fuck is going on!?

>>61920256
You baking or do I?

She really really hates us and doesn't even want to see the chat anymore

I'm, uhh... Not really fired up!

>>61920759
She's not even telling us if she's going to spend time after the stream, nor thanking superchats. This is really pissed off Shiori. She hates us this morning.

weeeeeeeeeeee

Do you like fauna?

>>61920759
>He doesn't know members ignore slowmode
so is this bait or are you just retarded? Either way you're still a fucking nigger.

Good luck Yellow team!

>>61920898
She's okay.

>>61920898
I love both of my wives

>>61920759
This. She killed my dog last night and left a chewing gum in my mail box...

>>61920759
Nice way to exposed yourself memberless sis...

>>61920898
Yes.

>>61920929
We're cheering for Red or White. We want Yellow to lose so Shiori is depressed.

>>61920759
>>61920812
>>61920946
Hahahahahahahahaha, please expose yourselves more.

>61920759
I bet this fag doesn't even know that she literally wanted slowmode on in the first place all those months ago and explained it's because she likes to read chat messages

>>61920733
You do, I jwu.

>>61920898
They need to collab

SHIORI'S VOICE
AAAAAAAA

AHHH SHE'S TALKING TOO MUCH NOOOOO

>>61921008
Please show me where she thanked superchat or said she's reading them later or not at all.

KYAAAA INTERACTION, I'M EXCITED!

AAAAAAAAAA SHIORI SENSEIII

>>61921106
She will be thanking SC in chat while they are playing, like she did that one time

Why is she in front? Does she think she's a teacher? a role for leaders? back off newcomer

AIEEEEEEEEEEE IRYS SHIORI INTERACTION

>Not wearing a jacket in minecraft
>Wearing a jacket on her model

It's safe to ignore Migoti's view, right?

SHIORINNN

>>61921222
Her minecraft model also has a jacket on/off option.

Shiori...

Gal student Ririka x dorky teacher Shiori

>>61921205
>>61921205

Written.

>She was actually a stacy the whole time

>>61921240
Literally the one you MUST keep open

Your oshi is a very cute dork...