/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Next stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxyS3lRyktA

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Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella

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Shiori~n Love!!!

https://youtu.be/Tx4u9RQ6Hh4

>>55627330
>Plato's Complete Works
I wonder if Shiorin reads Philosophy.

Hello fellow Novelites,

the polling for book club is finished and our winners are:

Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck
>readable here
https://giove.isti.cnr.it/demo/eread/Libri/sad/OfMiceAndMen.pdf
This is the longer option, although still a fairly light read.

The Rats in the Walls - Howard Phillips Lovecraft
>readable here
https://www.hplovecraft.com/writings/texts/fiction/rw.aspx
This is the shorter option.

>>55627330
here

Only was able to catch the first 15ish minutes of the stream before I went out for my regularly scheduled physical activity/human interaction, what did I miss?

shiori folder report
im at 121, mostly fan art but with one or two gosling edits, no ai stuff and i made sure i dont have any repeats
how is yours going

JWU from my shopping trip in a Kiara shirt. No one recognized it and all the Shiorin goth gfs ignored me. Anyway, how was the collab bros? Must watch or can I do my sleep reps first?

Where my milk?

>>55627650
291, excluding the unarchived karaoke and the sounds I save.

It's over, Novelights.

>Shiorin posts up waiting room for asmr stream
>Antigfe nijinigger leaves

Thoughts on Shiori's relationship with Nerissa?

>>55627754
It's elites! Damn Rissa...

>>55627779
Do I still have time to write fanfic? I'm drunk enough to be sappy, yet sober enough to still write fairly well

Have a beautiful night Novelites! Let's do our best for the rest of the week, okay~?

>>55628026
Hi Shiorin

>>55627952
>chain bikini
do girls really do this?

>>55627906
cute banter. i thought this tweet was quite accurate https://twitter.com/Bottomfr4gg3r/status/1689094603176058880

>>55627754
Novelights makes me feel like a night light you use to read books. It's cute

The gfedooming got to me, but I feel a little more hopeful after tonight's chat message. Tomorrow for sure.

>>55627650
A lot of fanarts, some reaction images and a folder of Shiorin with glasses

>>55628026
Good night, Shiori. I love you.

Remember to eat no more than 500 calories in a day while weight training so you can bridal carry shiorin, so you can be the perfect twink husband

SHIORI I KNOW YOU ARE /HERE/ PLEASE MARRY ME, I CAN BE YOUR KU100 EXCEPT INSTEAD OF A MIC IT'S JUST MY OWN HEAD

>>55627650
196 regular, 61 nsfw, ~100? screenshots.

>>55627906
they're cute and make me smile. It's clear they both have fun with the dynamic and are happy to play it up for their viewers.

Rissa's a slut who just fucks anyone who gives her the time of day, though. Shiori likes to watch.

>>55627691
If you're tired then sleep, collab starts a little slow but at the half it gets better, also it was chill collab

>>55628026
Thank you, Shiori~n

>>55628026
Shiorin I love you!

I love how enthusiastic the JP commenters still are on Shiori's VODs. You just know they don't know what she's rambling about and they think it's some advanced English they haven't learned yet but it just barely makes sense in any language.

SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX

>>55628496
It's basically the Miko effect, but EN instead of JP. I love it.

Novella, My Beloved Novella

>>55628026
Thank you Shiorin! I will not reply to baits anymore!

>>55628282
>gfedooming got to you
Faggot. But here because you know you should be devoted to the Goddess and you sound like you haven't seen the thumbnail yet.

>>55628369
I'm impressed actors can go so low without any issues, inhuman stuff. I'll do it the old fashion way for Shiorin.

>>55628496
I know this feeling I watch Chloe and la+ all the time

>>55627650
201, including audios and edits, might have 5 repeats but idk yet

Was nice to daydream about posting my art on Twitter for Shiori to see for a while there, but in the end I think I'll refrain.
That way there's no confirmation I'd get be skipped over by those that deserve it more, and can just cope with the imaginary like in my heart.

>>55628496
this is what jps think is advanced english

>>55628642
Actors have the benefit of having nutritionists/trainers and access to crazy resources to pull this kind of stuff. The millions of dollars on the line also helps, but method actors like Bale are insane.

>>55628884
I never thought Moom could be topped in the autism department, albeit Shiori having a different flavor of autism.

Shiori is mexican

>>55628656
I love Laplus's vocal patterns. I have shitty barely passed N4 Japanese so I don't really catch much of what she's talking about if I don't focus, but she's just so engaging and committed to her character it's a joy to listen to regardless.

>>55628846
I want to draw some dorky art for Shiorin too, but I worry it might make it to the stream slideshow.

>>55629104
That's a whole angle of anxiety I hadn't even considered.

>>55628496
Shiorin does have a particular way of speaking that I can't describe. It's different from the other HoloENs.

>>55629050
I fucking wish

What objects does Shiori use to masturbate with? Don't say "me."

>>55629270
She does have that male mannikin she bought.

HETBROS?

>>55629169
she speaks differently from udder holomem.

>>55629270
me

>>55629270
one of those furry tail buttplugs
You just know.

>>55629270
Biboo.

>>55629270
Shiori 100% has a collection of every Bad Dragon dildo and has used each one.

>>55629270
>Don't say "me"
A dildo that's a 1:1 cast of my cock for when I'm away

Shiorin will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill into your bowl of bran flakes for breakfast.

>>55629461
But only once. Just to see what it feels like.

>>55629270
Why do you think she has 3 tables in one room?

>>55628369
I'm literally already doing this but 1,200-1,500 calories a day cause I'm not trying to make all my teeth and hair fall out. Went from 195lbs to 175lbs since spring.

>>55629270

>>55629461
I think this is my favorite shart. She looks so cute in it despite the sexual nature of it. Like a warm comforting lewdness you would find in a partner who's also your best friend

>>55629270
Is female masturbation easier or harder? I can only masturbate like once a week due to medical problems desu

>>55629461
I hope she uses the bad dragon that has my name many times

>>55629779
It's definitely easier to do it more discretely...

>>55627906
I think Shiori's way too autistic to be a good collab partner with anyone

>>55629887
I was thinking this but i'd have to see more collabs first. Fauna has magical abilities, if she can't make a good collab with her then she's doomed. Mumei and Ame would be fucking fantastic collab partners if they got out of their shells which they won't do

Remember why you're here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YMuWwdBbUA

>>55629270
pillbugs

>>55630013
can't believe Shiori is blowfly girl

>>55630011
this but with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KJeyIzqno4

>>55630011
I too have been re-listening to this. Shiori does it so well.

>>55629270
https://youtu.be/ZL6KlgYz328

I want Shiori to pee on me

>>55630055
I masturbated to that story

>>55630264

>>55629887
I want to see more Shiori and FuwaMoco. The open VC collab was very interesting.

>>55630264

>>55630310
It's hot tho

>>55630371
>>55630372
Shiorin....

>>55630372

>>55630372
Yeah, I can see this being an opinion of the Shiori Cannibal Fantasy Novella

>>55630372
>>55630371

>>55630372

>>55630477
her lips are so tiny

Shiori has a nice smile

>>55630439
I love this clip of my JP oshi so much even though I've never been able to find the context of it.

>>55630371
>>55630372

>>55630504
But kissable

>this msg is for schizos only
Later nerds.

>>55630011
Every time I listen to this, I chuckle when she lowers her voice at the "beneath my skin" parts.

She read and responded to my comment after saying my name onstream, nice try but I still have the upper hand.

t. Schizo

>>55630946
beat this, dweeb

>>55630959
I love her effort.

>>55631103
What the fuck are you doing posting here, Mori.

>>55631103
Hi Mori.

>>55631103
Fuck off Mori

>>55631103
Mori, what did we tell you about being /here/

>>55631103
i really want you to sit on my face mori, love you

>>55631103
jesus jesus japanesus

>>55631103
post tits, mori

>>55631103
why doesn't shiorin ever mention you, mori

>>55631103
get away from my wife mori

>>55631331
Doesn't she respect her work ethic or something?

>>55631103
I want you and Shiori to sit on my face, Mori.

Should I watch the VOD?

>>55631445
Name three reasons why you wouldn't.

>>55631445
Why wouldn't you watch it?

What if it's Risu?
Or Reine.

>>55631103
Mori...

>>55631494
>>55631103
Please sit on my face Risu.

>>55631445
>the two absolute sex symbols of EN
even if the stream was objectively bad, you're a faggot if you avoid it

>>55631460
boring gameplay
yurishitting
betrayal of the goslings and gfefags

>>55631580
True
Nerissa tried but it got rebuffed
No such thing
>>55631544
This is still true

>>55631494
>Risu
Yes, she gave a lot hints about visiting this board
>Reine
Not really

>>55631494
Please give me a nursing handjob Reine

BUG EATIN'

>>55631580
>boring gameplay
Fair
>yurishitting
The aggressively straight Shiori? Lol.
>betrayal of the goslings and gfefags
I can't tell if you're just falseflagging now. This is probably bait but go look at the next thumbnail and tell me it's a "betrayal" of anything. >>55628639

>>55631684
SCISSORS USIN'

>>55631494
Fuck, I could actually see it being Rrrrrrrisu.

>>55631695
What if she means she loves the fanfics, not -us-

>>55631763
>hearteyes over fanfics
Just say you're a faggot or something at this point.

>>55631460
>>55631489
>>55631544
People seemed to be being negative so I genuinely didn't know. I'm a bad fan.

>>55631445
it's great to see nerissa being able to handle shiori, parallel to bigger collabs where she is hard to go with the flow

>>55631823
Shiorin is going to be absolute chaos in bigger holo collabs for sure...

>>55631799
Catalog posters aren't people. Either way, the biggest issue with the collab was the game choice

>>55631799
Don't worry, the stream was good. This general and /ope/ were just getting aggressively raided during the entire thing and they migrated to catalog afterwards.

>>55631494
Risu has come for the novelites... She's done with the saplings

>>55631799
I can guarantee you that most negativity you see /here/ is a falseflag.
>how?
I've yet to see a single anon arguing in "good faith" provide an actual argument.
The collab was fine, enjoy it.
>I'm a bad fan.
Nah, I can see how coming in from a hard day or just waking up or just being busy might influence your decision when you're seeing shitters trying to shit. Ignore it.

>>55631799
Some people are still obsessed trying to attack Shiori, to the point to go other splits just to falseflag

Hewroooooo Novelites!

>>55632013
get away sicko

>>55632013
Put that sqrl butt on my face.

>>55631695

that's common for asmr, a lot of otherwise non gfe holos have done it

>>55631639
>hints
senpai, it wasn't even a hint, she straight up said directly she's on the /vt/ board multiple times

>>55632013
Shiori save me!

>>55631799
You're not. I also hate all collabs and I will never watch one.

I think it'd be depressing if a holo was actually here in the split and it wasn't Shiori
I don't wasn't Shiori here, for obvious reasons but I would rather her than some other girl

Has Shiori confirmed she has an ASMR mic or is she going to do some whispering only?

I DON'T LOVE HER
I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATER HER I HATE HER LEAVE ME ALONE

>>55632222
Based get

How many words should my fanfic submission be?

>>55629270
why, me of course?

>>55632322
500 words and more.

>larping as Shiori
jesas

wtf more can you do besides read literal romantic fanfics between you and your viewers? pop out of the screen ring style and give them a blowjob? please?

>>55632391

>>55632391
>>55632403

>>55632410
I think it's more people need constant reassurance and to be told everyday. I think someone had quantified the days since the last kiss, or she called herself "your girlfriend" or something to that effect.

>>55632322
probably not too long, gotta go fast
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1688625773840838659

>>55632410
Cashapp and venmo info

>>55632391
Ehh?????

>>55632465
>>55632493

>>55632493
>>55632465

>>55632391
>>55632465
>>55632493
This thread is cursed
NYAKUZA TASUKETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>55632391
>>55632465
>>55632493

>>55632635

>>55632635

Don't think this was posted in this time slot so may as well throw it out there.
https://poal.me/pfiqz0

>>55631704
CHOKIN LOVIN'

oh hey, the first Shiori-type game, haven't seen it mentioned before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzINr5cWFfM

>>55632589
>Niggerman wasn't just Lovecrafts pet
>He was also a star character in his stories
I only now know this after reading rats in the wall, yet I've been screaming out NIGGERMAN TASUKETEEEE on here since Ina and thoroughly related it just to her
Now I feel like niggerman is equally relevant to both Ina and Shiori

>>55632723
Seems like a lot of novelites are saplings who missed the actual GFE content

The tentative Shioricore chart

>>55632723
is Fauna the most popular holo /here/?
not complaining I'm just curious, I've seen so many polls about so many different things and fauna is always on the top 3 (unless it's a "who do you hate the most" poll, in that case, Mori always wins)

>>55632861
Needs From Under the Cork Tree by Fall Out Boy and The Sickness by Disturbed.

>>55632723
>No none option
Damn guess I'm one of the few filthy outsiders that didn't have a holo oshi before Shiori.

>>55632763
looks pretty nice, and the main character looks cool
>>55632861
oh man this takes me back, I didn't have the same taste but I do miss this era

>>55632952
but you did have a favorite right?

>>55632813
pursuits of intelligence, former emo/scene girls, music tastes, body types, bright yellow eyes, female-dominant relationship with viewers, strong zatsudan
>>55632883
If you look at pre-advent, since of course they skew everything once they debuted, Fauna was the fastest growing and consistent streamer. Gura of course exists but she had her large streaming gaps.
I'd rather not get into further details though since numberfagging gives me hives.

>>55632723
Not in holoEN. Of those options I'd say Mumei.

>>55633024
No. My kamioshi is a JP indie vsinger.
Shiori's my literal first holo I've bothered to watch for more than debut and I've been here every day since.

>>55632307
>>55629342
Why do we want goslingniggers in this general when all they do is post Ryan Gosling and pretend that they’re him?

>>55632861
Put Hawthorne Heights, she mentioned them on stream.

>>55632723
My oshi was Haachama for 3-4 years, but >Various Things< have occurred that eventually made me turn elsewhere.

>>55633130
Compared to the hell of tonight's collab goslingfags are more than welcome. This entire thread was looking like a shitty version of /u/

>>55631799
its a shitty game played on the lowest difficulty and you could tell shiori wanted to raise it and shiori in general seems hard to talk to but in general i still smiled a lot during it

>>55633141
she'll be back
honestly Haachama and Shiori seems like a good combo

>>55632723
>https://poal.me/pfiqz0
Where's Coco and Kaine?

>>55632013
STAY AWAY FROM ME

>>55633206
This thread was fine. If anything, I feel bad about what /ope/ went through. It's slow over there and they had like 3 catalog-africans posting off-cooldown

>>55632723
There were hologirls I enjoyed, but I don't think I've felt this drawn to a vtuber. I'd hesitate on calling anyone my oshi, since it doesn't feel right, but the fact I yearn to join Shiori's membership might mean that she's the one.

Just caught up on the vod

>no goodbye kiss

It's ORIOVER

She HATES us

>>55633342
No way, there were tons of niggers in here spamming yurishit even after Shiorin deflected it. This place has always been GFE and it was extremely apparent when the tourists started coming in tonight.

>>55632723
Saplings are the most disloyal fanbase

>>55632883
fug I should watch fauna more if she's at least half like shiori but also has sexo bare feet model

>>55633459
that image, good golly, i need her to chain me up

>>55633459
>>55633538
Reminder that this is canon.

do you think cover would allow a person to create a video summary of each stream?
rather than chaving multiple clips of any single stream, to make a summary video of a stream.
i find making this type of videos more fun than shorter clips, and the guidelines arent that clear about the extent of derivative other than just "dont be lazy and cut the source, add some creativity"

>>55633474
I think most of the ones /here/ will still say Fauna is #1. That poll doesn't imply that you switched, just "who was it before Shiori"

>>55633476
Fauna is like a peppy less autistic white girl version of Shiori. Like if you befriended the one popular girl in school who joined the anime club and now she talks your ear off every day.

>>55633409
Last time she gave a kiss: 4 streams ago
Last time she said she's the goth gf:3 streams ago
One of the streams is a collab and the other a 30 minute monetization celebration stream

>>55633798
I feel like Fauna would laugh at me behind my back to her more popular friends, while Shiori would straight up call me a fag.

>>55633786
>all the Lamy flavors

>>55633474
I love mommy but autism streams too powerful

>>55633786
i need to learn nip just to listen to Marine zatsus. Her songs and MVs are a work of art, i just know i'd fall in love if i hear her ramble for hours

>>55633786
All the Lamy is in top 5

>>55633883
this leads to bully police Shiori confronting Fauna in front of you to correct her behavior.

>>55633828
>G-GFE isn't over, it's just a collab! She can't just flirt like that!!
>One was a collab
Uhhhhh Gfebros? Your response?

>>55634054
"How dare you laugh at anon! He may be a loser, but you shouldn't bully him."

>>55633883
both would make fun of you

>>55634086
my response is your mother KEK

>>55633883
Shiori is against bullying!

>>55634151
Shiori is a bully who hates bullies because, like she told us yesterday, she can't stand competition

>>55634110
Would they also push me over? Step on me? Tell me how disgusting I am? Laugh at me for getting a boner from their bullying?
Just curious.

>>55634110
They got that dog in them.

jwu how was stuff

>>55634086
Because this is happening tomorrow
https://www.youtube.com/live/PxyS3lRyktA?feature=share
Also
https://youtu.be/6ivw5In0XVo?t=683
https://youtu.be/6ivw5In0XVo?t=6202
https://youtu.be/6ivw5In0XVo?t=829
https://youtu.be/6ivw5In0XVo?t=10217

>you got caught peeking

>>55634353
Shiori's not disappointed, she's pleased

>>55634353
>they see your cock

>>55634353
Pffft what are they gonna do

>>55634417
And Nerissa is embarrassed but doesn't really hate it

>>55634317

Well?

>>55634496

>>55634553
I want more sex hair shiori

>>55634281
I don't think the stream was the best. Something about her character makes streams feel awkward even though she herself doesn't seem awkward in conversations, more like she makes the ambience awkward. Narissa was also yuribaiting a lot which Shiori kept rejecting. But Shiori was in it, so it's a good stream that you should watch, and i'm sure that in 3 or 4 more streams they'll have really good chemistry as they get used to each other's streaming styles more. I feel like they have the potential to be the best pair in the group with some time.

Which one of you posted a bug review?

>>55634593
>Narissa was also yuribaiting a lot which Shiori kept rejecting
They should just create a No Way Fag dynamic

>>55634553
The head is fucked, her eyes are like 2/3 of the way down from the crown

>>55634626
>rissa's attempts at seducing gigahet Shiori keeps getting more desperate with every collab

>>55634626
I'd subscribe to this but these threads are gonna be hell

>>55634666
Danganronpa lookin headass

>>55634625
That's Klaus Schwaub, he finally found his oshi

>>55634626
I hope so, one of the best deflections today was
"I love you"
"I love me too"
Shiori will never give in

>>55634730
She has Danganronpa character design in general I feel

>>55634626
Shiori I know you are /here/ please take this comment under consideration

>>55634794
What would Shiori's execution be?

>>55634673
Collab #56
Nerissa spent her own money to commission a Kaneki Ken themed costume to seduce Shiori

>>55634794
I actually thought that a few days ago, it's very much in line with the aesthetic.

>>55634833
>not twink enough

>>55631445
It was okay.

>>55633135
>>55632927
Sorry was in the shower. Top 3 rows are things she absolutely does listen to. The bottom rows are speculation (her favorite games, Shrek 2, never met a pianist that didn't love The Nocturnes etc) or just things I imagined her singing and laughed about

>>55634809
Something like Celestia's execution, where it's got a really dramatic set up, like recreating a famous death from literature or a stage play, but then it abruptly ends with a pair of giant scissors interrupting the scene to slice her in half

Similar question, what's the motive that gets her to kill someone?

>>55632723
>saplings dominating
lol, I fucking knew it. I recognize some of your posting styles.

>>55634809
A bunch of shota twinks come out and it makes her think she will get beaten to death by them but then they all sudden burst open and spill out thousands of flesh eating bugs who eat her alive.

I don't have an x. Are there any lovey-dovey fanfics or is it all lore 'tism? She said she'd be down for some horny posts in no way up stream. Would be a shame if nobody wrote it for her.

>>55635112
She's promised access to the library area that is currently locked.

>just saw the news about her 10 day break
This is a joke right? That's literally career self sabotage; surely it's all part of some grand scheme that she has in motion?

>>55635284
It's a family break she can't say no to.

>>55633647
We need more of this side of her.

>>55635284
It's a family thing and judging by the stories she's told about them so far, it seems like it's very difficult saying no to them.

>>55635284
>career self sabotage

She's in hololive, set for life, unlike (you) seething 2view sister.

>>55633476
Fauna is just a really good streamer. Funny, punctual, professional, but also very endearing and quirky. There's a reason she's so popular /here/.

>>55635342
>it seems like it's very difficult saying no to them.
Was she the one that mentioned that saying no means getting disowned? Definitely more of a joke but still gives an idea of how important it is to go. She's gonna be releasing things during her break anyways, so it'll be fine

>>55635371
>She's in hololive, set for life
I would hope so, she deserves it.

>>55635112
If it's a play you want, you could opt for something Lovecraftian, such as a reenactment of reading the King in Yellow.
>>55635228
Given Shiori's empathy, I feel like she would be the kind of character who murders in order to save the group. (probably out of something like loving the protagonist?)

>>55635434
>punctual, professional
She's had some moments that have driven me crazy, mostly during the time where she was moving and everything was a mess with cancelled streams and taking too long to post schedules, even having no schedule and mentioning the stream a couple hours beforehand, but mostly yes.

>>55632064
>>55632173
>>55633328

>>55635228
She feels conflicted about murder, and especially knowing that if she wins the trial everyone else dies, but her compulsion to archive knowledge, and return to her newfound life of freedom(this being after advents escape) leads her to do it anyway

After her death the library wing opens and turns out to be filled with a bunch or fiction and children's books, nothing that actually helps an escape...except for a silly picture book that happens to explain the big ending twist, but nobody understands that yet

>>55635138
>Never thought I’d die fighting side by side with a Sapling!.
(me probably) when saplings start to come here just to chill not giving a fuck about the rest of the board hating us.

>>55635512
>>55635228
>>55635112
>>55634809
Hello zoomerchama

>>55635371
Shitposting aside, it's almost impossible to self-sabotage once you're in Hololive.
Even at the lowest of low, heck even when you have stars numbers, you're likely to earn more than most upper-middle class jobs.
It's basically a chuuba's dream come true.

>>55627691
>>55627779
>>55628292
>>55628385
>>55632465
>>55632493
>>55632635
>>55632694
>>55632712
damn glasses brat... LASIK corrections necessary

>>55635612
God I wish.

>>55634553
eat me Shiori-san please

>>55635643
after doing conservative math I recall calculating that axel is upper middle class income based on the likes of his membership post alone. Anyone in Hololive has already made it

Saplings consistently get attached to the most hated Holos. I remember /MANS/ was filled with saplings too who were attached to Vesper. We are a curse upon a vtuber.

>>55635643
>>55635735
maybe I should become a holostar

>>55635770
That's so sweet, saplings inherited the motherly empathetic qualities from Fauna

>>55635770
>we

>>55635735
>hold extremely low ccv
>still make enough to mog people who go to school for 10 years by acting like an insufferable efuckboy
Being a Holostar must be the most braindead job out there.

>>55629270
My face

>>55635787
good luck playing russian roulette against tens of thousands of applicants every day

>>55635826
it's less like said vtuber becomes hated and then saplings come, and more like saplings come and then they become hated

Did any of you watch her roommate before she debuted, or are you shiorinewbies.

Have a good day today book friends, stay hydrated, get your steps in and kneel to Shiorin! My goals today are get more reading in before work and get more steps in after work.

>>55635961
no one did

>>55635961
I watched Omori stream 1, I will watch Omori stream 2 tomorrow. Seeing that it became one of her favorite games it's a very exciting stream to me

>>55635961
Malicediary

>>55635961
I watched her stuff for a while, but I wasn’t an active follower. Liked her content regardless though.

>>55635961
I enjoyed her sister's content, and then hers.

>>55635735
okay but is Uyu making even minimum wage?

>>55635961
reverse
i watched her old stuff after she became my oshi, and... i don't think her autism is a kayfabe anymore

>>55636053
There's another Shiori? Wonderful!

>>55635961
? I don't watch vtubers, nerd.

>>55635844
Just 600 viewers is probably enough to put you in the 99th percentile of all vtubers. A dedicated community of that size can go a long way. One of my college friends was a twitch streamer and was able to pay his bills with around that much.
>>55635961
I followed her 2nd channel on holodex a long time ago but watched maybe one stream. Some of the highlight videos on the original channel made me chuckle.

>>55635961
I ignored her PL because EN bad and only ever watched JP chuubas. After seeing her debut, I binged tons of her non collab PL content. I believe Shiori is and will remain the only EN streamer I enjoy. She's the only EN brave enough to do unashamed GFE that isn't a whore about it.

Profit posting aside, remember that a lot of Holos (plus Homos) are absolutely awful with money and constantly spend it recklessly.

Shiori staring at me cutely and intently as I'm reading Dota 2 patch notes

Posting my mediocre upscale of Shinn's IRyS kissing Advent set. Hopefully he'll post the full res one day.
https://twitter.com/__SHlNN__/status/1688231728740261888

I think Fauna and Shiori should kiss

>>55636333
with me

>>55636333
yeah with me

>>55636197
I imagine Shiori is one of the holos that will not fall into this.
Many, and I mean many, rag on Axel about his ps5 thing, and yes, he's retarded with money, but he spent most of his money on treating his little brother well because he gave said little brother a lot of shit in the past, buying him new shoes, going out to see movies with him and dinners, as well as his music projects.
t. former /mans/ resident.

God I want to break the bed hinges fucking her brains out then bask in the afterglow as she starts talking to me about how bats aren't related to rodents at all and are in fact more closely related to lemurs than them.

>>55635899
not any more different than real life

Shiori talking about some dumb bullshit again and I shut her up by shoving my tongue inside of her mouth

>>55636418
this but my cock

>>55636257
>frenching Shiori while she gazes intently into your eyes
SEX

>>55636418
I could be his dumb boyfriend who doesn't understand anything she says

>>55636257
>>55636333
Fuck off

NO TEXT

>>55636613
kys

>>55635787
>spent a lot of $ upgrading my pc and mic setup
>commissioned an admittedly small name gacha game artist to do my model
>streamed once and realized even as someone who can hold real conversations that it is actually hard to be interesting coming up with random bullshit to 0 people
It's harder than it looks

>>55636617
Cursed soundpost

>>55636418
>At first her eyes widen with shock
>And then they soften as she realizes what's happening
>And then she closes them and you feel her tongue massage yours back
>And then her arms wrap around your body
>You're on the floor now
>She's taking off your clothes
>You're not going to get any work done today

>>55636617
I find this highly cursed.

>>55636690
looking back I think the reason why I fantasize about french kissing so much might be that running gag in 6teen where this one pair would kiss each other nonstop

>>55636617
Delet this

>>55636617
Does shiori like LL?

Ok so I missed the stream because a buddy visiting almost fell into a diabetic coma and didnt have all the shit he needed and we had to call an ambulance. So how was stream and what kind of fun did I end up missing because of this fat fuck?

>>55636796
Welcome back anon, it was fine, good maybe?

>>55636796
It was alright, it took them a while to lossen up and talk normally

>>55636679
Honestly seeing that Artemis tranny convinced me that with enough cash ads and twitter buildup into marketing your debut it's entirely possible to get views just by having a great publicity jumpstart. Starting with 10 viewers is infinitely more hopeful than starting with 0

>>55636755
I remember watching that sometimes when it was on, but I didn't watch it religiously like I did with TDI

>>55636867
>TDI
funny I was going to draw an MS Paint Shiori that looks like Gwen in TDI style but I got lazy

>>55636796
you can check the thread

>>55636368
As cringey and unbearable I find Axel just based on how he acts and presents himself, I can at least respect him taking care of his brother like that.

>>55635543
It's all relative, you're just spoiled.

>>55636963
can't stand the way he talks in english, he sounds high and braindead. In japanese he sounds entertaining, it's like whiplash.

>>55636885
I have this weird addiction with shows that start with a large cast that gets slowly pruned until you end up with one or two people. Tdi, squid game, danganronpa, etc. Also death games like Saw.

>>55635600
/uuu/ has some spergs who think Shiori is the coming of the antichrist. We're not all like that though.

>>55637092
Total Drama would be a solid show, if Canadians weren't weird retards adding farts and vomit to everything

>>55636963
He made me realize that I've been an insufferable retard going around and proclaiming my love for oneechan characters. Because I found him annoying when he was going on about "ecchi neechans"

>>55637115
Unfortunately it seems like a lot of the other generals are like this.

>>55637115
>>55637143
More Shiori~n for me then

can we talk about shiori being sweet to (you)

>>55635643
>it's almost impossible to self-sabotage once you're in Hololive
It's absolutely possible, just look at Sana. Even Kronii has managed to self-sabotage to an impressive degree.
Note that this doesn't mean her channel will disappear or that she can't afford rent, it just means that she's performing at a significantly lower level than her potential. (Kronii could easily have been number 2 in HoloEN but she's actively squandering it even now.)

>still no Ryona abuse/ schizo menhera art
come on novellites

>>55637196
I think, and I'm saying this as someone who likes her, that Kronii doesn't care all that much.
I'm not saying she hates it but it feels like she does what she needs for the paycheck and is not particularly enthusiastic about doing more than that. Maybe she really is depressed

>>55636197
>a lot of Holos (plus Homos) are absolutely awful with money and constantly spend it recklessly.
Axel for sure. But then you have absolute misers like Fauna, Ina and Gura to balance it out.

>>55636865
Starting from 10 vs starting from 0 is absolutely a massive difference. I'm just being a contratian asshole and saying streaming is harder than it looks, as much as I hate myself for saying so.

>>55637196
>just look at Sana
It's not her fault, Pako is cursed

>>55637206
there are some, you need to look harder

Shiori doesn't really love me
I don't trust her

>>55637143
Some generals have a problem of letting catalog schizos reside and making that thread their home. They bring all their dogshit npc catalog opinions and treat the general as if it were the catalog by talking about board drama. I wouldn't be surprised if they are the ones who also crosspost and do their weird gatekeeping. Once you take sight of them, you snip them from the bud and throw them out.

>>55637115
Is there a reason so many generals hate her? I can understand not liking her since she’s not for everybody, but it seems like widespread hate on /vt/ alone.

>>55637206
I want to punch Shiori

>>55637256
I can empathize with her on that. If I got a Holo gig, I wouldn’t want to be under the pressure of being number 1, I’d rather just take the paycheck and chill while numberfags seethe about it.

>>55637169
She'd be reading at her desk, it'd be a thick tome of some ancient civilization and I would have prepared her a pot of tea, at just the right time she was getting thirsty. I'd enter her study and without even lifting her head from the book, she'd ask me what I wanted, when I replied that I bought her some tea, she'd point to a small table beside her and tell me to leave it there. After all, we can't have liquid near the books. So I put the pot on the table and pour her a cup, and go to leave the room. When I'm nearly at the door, she calls out to me and tells me to stop. I turn to face her and she's now turned around looking directly at me. You forgot my hug, she murmurs, holding her arms out a little. Somewhat embarrassed, but also immensely happy, I make my way across the room where I bend over a little and we have an awkward hug where she's seated but I'm standing. I go to pull away from her, so she can get back to her book and she pulls me back towards her with her arms behind my neck. She gives me a quick kiss, smiles at me and looking in my eyes she unwraps her arms from around my neck and says that'll be all now, and she's looking forward to dinner.

>>55637256
>Kronii doesn't care all that much
And that's fine. But it's still self-sabotage. It's like a millionaire who doesn't invest his money and instead spends it all on hookers and blow. Totally within his rights to do that, but I can't help but feel like it's a bit of a waste.

>>55637381
generally each gen of holoen has the one that get shitposted the most. Most of them don't even watch her and just threadread and be armchair psychologists

>>55637349
She doesn't, but no streamer/entertainer does. She might care about you as much as a streamer does care about her viewership in general (unlikely, just from size), but if your think she will be your gf in particular you're almost definitely NGMI. If you enjoy her as a streamer and just want to find someone, somewhere and her existence motivates you to be better, you can still make it though.

>>55637429
nice...

>>55637349

>>55637381
>Debut
>RM posting pre-debut constantly saying things like "She'll be boring" "She hated her vanilla model" "She won't gfe / do lewd things"
>Falseflagging turned up to 11 by bvtm and nijiniggers
>Unable to keep up with her talking
A combination of all of these.
I can guarantee 8 out of 10 posts pre-debut talked about "Clean slate, past doesn't matter" and those anons that posted that are now actively pretending they never said it.
Funny enough with all of that, it still doesn't reach Fauna / Mumei doomposting and will eventually be silenced when months have passed and Shiori is still being Shiori.
Some will probably put on the "I always supported her" mask and try to fit in praising her GFE or praising her zatsu content.

>>55637381
Some schizos got broken so hard that they started spamming catalog and inside of random generals with Shiori for days just to falseflag, of course some people fell for it and believe it was some kind of shilling.

>>55637381
Not sure but reasons I've seen mentioned are
>Disappointing debut after big hype pre debut
>Annoying voice that doesn't fit model
>ESL
>Chinese
>Lisp
>Talks too much
>Too autistic and weird
>GFE bad
So pretty much just bad tastes

>>55637169
Do you want lewd sweet or just cute sweet. I can craft up a story depending on what you want, I'm bored enough.

>>55637460
but she told me she was being honest; "I just want you to be happy"... why would she lie like that

>>55637559
>Annoying voice that doesn't fit model
She sounds exactly like almost every goth fujo girl I've ever met, what the fuck is the problem here?

>>55637616
People wanted some sort of deep voiced mommy character

>>55637616
They wanted the mommy voice

>>55637616
Somehow people saw the model and wanted a mommy voice

>>55637381
These people don't really investigate claims, they just jump on the bandwagon as long as they have a gut feeling about it. The people on /uuu/ got a bad vibe from Shiori's debut and that's all it took.

>>55637429
that's the good stuff

>>55637569
I was thinking cute...

>>55637641
>The people on /uuu/ got a bad vibe from Shiori's debut and that's all it took.
They fear her for she is the sapling stealer

>>55637616
Schizos went all-in in that soundpost, then got SHOCKED when it didn't sound like their fantasies then blamed her for having a "shit voice" because most trend hoping monkeys have negative IQ.

Is this GFE sufficient to you guys? I'd heard about her and have been desperate for a good EN GFE experience, but she seems to play it super lightly. Next stream looks exciting though.

>>55637678
Alright. Lemme create one in a bit.

>>55637641
The "ticking time bomb" narrative is pushed, based of course on days 1-3 catalog shitposting that she will surely collab with males and the fanbase will go nuclear.

>>55637616
her first edit she got was the "get me pregnant" one, so everyone expected some deep mommy voice

>>55637631
>>55637629
>>55637626
>mommy
Her model is clearly young though. I think they just wanted someone less soft-spoken. Some people have this idea that goth = metal and they need to scream all the time.

>>55637689
>weak coomers can't imagine get me pregnant with Shiori~n's voice

>>55637716
My heart flutters at her good morning voice and the 'I love you'. I think I'm good. I don't need everything in the first week or two, I want to be with her for a long time after all.

Shiori's voice is perfect for the model and I can't imagine it speaking any other voice now

>>55637771
Now that I really imagine it, it would be a lot more sexy if it was her real voice instead

>>55637716
We're still real early but yeah, next stream looks very promising

i want to hold hands with shiori

>>55637716
Light GFE is always what makes me happy cause it feels more genuine. Shiori keeps it extra light and simple in a very pleasant way, which i prefer, cause accidental GFE like Chikafuji Lisa absolutely kills me

>>55637768
No they really wanted the mommy voice

>>55637807
get some help weirdo

>>55637768
Coomers see a girl wearing black goth gear and think they'll get pegged and dominated

Guys, is Shiorin?

I've never met a goth girl with a mommy voice irl

>>55637716
I if you'r elooking for GFE where the girl acknowledges (You) you might want to look into low 3views, speaking from experience. Big vtuber GFE is a hard sell.

>>55637857
Cute? yeah

>>55637771
For real, I don't even want to listen to those clips and videos because they aren't her.

>>55637687
It can't be denied that some of them have voiced concern about vocal saplings on twitter changing their icons, etc. But it's so stupid, it makes perfect sense that this brief period post-debut will be like this, and it's not like she's doing poorly.

>>55637716
It's been pretty meagre since the parasite stream. Hoping this next one will make up for it. Otherwise I'll consider her GFE arc over personally.

>>55637855
>think they'll get pegged and dominated
いたい bros...

Shiori doesn't feel like a girlfriend to me, she feels like a really good friend who teases you a lot and wouldn't fuck you but would let you cum on her face because she understands the way your lizard brain works

>>55637835
i love you too shiori

>>55637909
>vocal saplings on twitter changing their icons
Being a vtuber and seeing a long time fan change their oshi mark sounds painful

>>55637816 (me)
>>55637878
I don't like overly personal GFE, but I like girls who aren't afraid to ham it up. I like affection, but I don't want it to feel like the chuuba herself has gotten overly invested.

She keeps bringing up Otome games but the only one she's mentioned by name is Hakuouki and I've already read that. Shiori, namedrop more Otome games.

>>55637921
I would say blowjobs and handjobs are permissible, maybe a titfuck on special occasions.

>>55637966
If someone changes their oshi mark within the first week, it's probably a fan you never wanted.

>>55637878
NTA, but I don't want her to a acknowledge me or anyone else specifically. That's why I can't get into 3/2view GFE chuubas. If there are too few viewers it becomes too intimate and weird, not to mention singular schizos in chat get too much power.

>>55637991
I think a Q&A stream would get you an answer. Maybe even commenting either her youtube or twitter posts lets her give you a more well prepared list.

>>55637980
Wrong post im retarded
>>55637716 (me)

Do you guys think that Shiori has an Excel sheet with the names and tendencies of all the fans she's noticed? She is an archiver after all

>>55637483
we are speedrunning abandonment and betrayal alredy, huh?

>>55638006
>Shiori casually jerking you off while she reads a book so you can calm down

>>55635770
You know nothing of hate kiddo
>t. deadebeat

>>55637991
Are you a femanon or just gay? I will never understand straight men playing otome games just because the girl they're in love with like otome games.

>>55637921
>>55638006
>Going on a tangent
>Say something lewd accidentally
>Notices you're getting hard
>"You're not going to listen to me properly if you're like that, come on, I'll take care of it for you and we can go back to talking about bugs"

>You're slaving away doing some programming at home, and it isn't pretty
>Shiori is quietly reading a book on the couch behind you, unbothered by your keyboard clacking
>You've had it with these bugs. Nothing you try seems to work. The framework is a pile of shit. The previous programmer didn't leave any helpful comments. Etc etc.
>You slump back and let out an exhausted sigh. It coincides with Shiori finishing her book, closing it ceremoniously, and letting out a pleased sigh.
>Both of you notice this coincidence and your eyes meet. You don't need words to understand each other. She smiles at you.
>Time for a break.

>>55638081
My condolences, I'm glad your pain and suffering has calmed down

>>55637909
When the fuck are the hacks at cover going to realize a genuine GFEchuuba would be a black hole for cash

>>55637678
>It's 6pm
>You just arrive home from work
>Shiorin, your goth gf, is busy reading a book on the couch
>You go to the kitchen, making sure you're quiet enough to not disturb her
>You grab some fruit and a knife, slicing them exactly as she prefers, all to see her smile
>After you finish, you head back to where she is
>You gently place the fruit on the side table next to her
>"Did you have a tiring day?" she asks you without lifting her head up from her book
>"Yeah, but it's worth it for you" you respond, half cringing at your own response
>However, despite thinking it's cringe, she doesn't
>She lowers her book and smiles at you then motions for you to sit next to her
>You do so
>She starts to read aloud
>"And the hard working anon returned to his lovely abode, taking his rightful place next to his beloved"
>"Wait a moment" you start to think
>You know what book she has in her hand
>You know for a fact that the line she just read out doesn't exist in that book
>She continues to read aloud "He gently put his arm around her, leaned his head back and closed his eyes"
>For some reason you feel compelled to follow what she's saying, as if she's directing a play, she the narrator and you the performer
>You do as she says
>She then gets ontop of you, holding your cheeks in both her hands and she gently kisses your forehead
>"Welcome home anon" she says in a quiet whisper
>You almost open your eyes but she interrupts you
>"The tired man didn't open his eyes, but still accepted her welcome, so instead he laid his hand on her back"
>Again you follow her lead
>She then gets comfortable ontop of you and whispers
>"The young man then whispered into her ear, the 3 words that make her heart jump every time, no matter how many times they're repeated"
>You know this one, it's something you experienced the very first time and experience every time
>"I love you" you say to her
>She smiles, though you can't see it, you know she's smiling and she responds
>"I love you too"