/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>pippa going on and on and on about shit that was covered in the congressional hearing she hasn't watched

Fuck pippa is boring

Black

i miss slugma.

I love Shiina!

I love my little sister very much !

stinky

Pippa LOVE

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

>>54407933
would

Airi died seeing that option

>>54408005
slinky

Is Phase Connect Coffee good for you?

I’m glad I stayed watching Lumi…

>Pippa standing up for herself

PANKO MANKO

Do I watch Airi's new VA or Pippa talking about glownigger psyops? Either one has Lumi karaoke in the background.

I love women.

Lia sucks pussy

Any tips for using vtube studio?

I am enjoying the Uruka stream. Her vocal mannerisms are funny when she gets excited.

You're gonna love my nuts.

>>54407933

>>54408182
Likewise, except when I don't.

>>54408153
Giving psyops more attention is the wrong thing to do

>>54408182
There’s no women here

>”Evidence seller, I’m going into congress and I need your strongest alien evidence.”

Country roads leading me back home with Lumi's hot dinner waiting for us...

God, please, I just want to marry Tenma and have two kids with her. Am I asking too much? I would love to have a healthy and meaningful relationship with Tenma. Oh God, please, let me marry her. I will forever be your slave, just let me marry Tenma. God, please, I will pray to you every second of me living on this planet, just let me marry Tenma.

Airi is fighting the voices inside her head lets GOOOOOOOO

>>54408327
Yes
her heart cannot take the rigors of childbirth.

>>54408327
Post pbr

>>54408182
>I love women.
gay

>>54408357
The strong should fear the weak.

>>54408357
are they korean voices?

AIRI PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST REST YOUR VOICE

Why is this Airi speaking more clearly than normal?

I love Panko.
I will always love Panko.
Not a day goes by where I don't think about how much I love Panko.

Airi please....

you should have sent the supa without the extra (((emphasis))), because it's a good point.

>"just too many people" take
I love this retard

Just curious, anyone watching Gurame tonight since the phase streams aren't all that interesting?

>>54408429

ohohoho

Honestly Airi should have sex with Erina as reward for helping her

It's like rrats. People talk about it but never deliver proof.

Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vkR1G_DUVc

>>54408627
more like onahole

Wait, you can touch a women and then she opens up to you emotionally? I don't understand women or people at all.

>>54408524
what was it? i missed it

>>54408524
I don't know what the supa was, but him actually being named Bankman makes anything about him look anti-semitic by default

I do really care about the aliens, I'm just looking at the eye tracking

>>54408657
I have proof that I’ve fucked Tenma

Lumi trust status?

>>54408633
Erina you've got a job right now, stop posting here.

>>54408675

>>54408657
rrats make me crazy...

i miss rie...

>>54408675
Only if you're attractive

Ayys have been used as glow coverups since forever nothing interesting ever happens

>>54408701
did she see everyone talking shit about her eye tracking a few days ago and decide to do something about it?

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 13 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

>>54408686
>>54408696
> Bankman (((Fried))) is having charges dropped and something in Ukraine is probably going badly still. So Aliens is what the Wheel of psyops came up with.
I didn't catch a screenshot, but that's the contents.

>>54408675
I wouldn't know.

AIRI'S WARM COZY THIGHS

>>54408327
Tenma wouldn't like you posting this.

The prices for Airi's eggs have gone up...

>>54408524
>>54408806
She's such a retard, I wish she wasn't so entertaining

[Airi News] crazy?

>>54408833
This but Panko

>>54408384
I will make it happen. Because I want to.

Erina is encouraging egg laying art of Airi now

Femanon status?

>>54408920
cRAZY?

I think Pippa needs a tic-tak UFO to fly into her STINKY mouth

>>54408806
that was, indeed, a good point
why do you /pol/fag need to put this extra shit it? that's the best way to alienate people from you

>>54408741
too high, hard to not gosling for her

>>54408701
I already watched a streamer talk about all this so I just have it in the background.

[Fish news] He's trying to replace the Minecraft server with a Factorio server

>>54408852
But I love her. Why wouldn't she like it?

[Fish News] He wants a PC Factorio server.

>>54409007

[Phase news] Official Factorio server coming.
(You) might be able to play with the fish soon™

>>54408741
Can I please have a few minutes?

>>54409067
This game is crack to nerds

>>54408741
She didn't know american pie so it's at rock bottom

>>54408942
Panko...

>>54408675
Only if they're already kinda into you and open to being touched. Otherwise the door slams shut.

>Fishman is addicted to cracktorio
Enjoy your extra delays

>>54409046
>>54409067
>>54409090
Entirely his idea I'm sure.

>>54409090
>>54409067
Need to get a computer

>>54409019
with the state the west is in its time people woke up to the kike menace, we are decades too late to care about muh optics

>>54408741
I will kidnap her.

>>54408988
She could have goslings too if she just debuted and shared her channel

>>54408741

>>54409152
No this is how he learns to automate his shipping process.

>>54408806
I despise that more people aren't livid about SBF. But politics and lack of attention spans win again, per usual

Pippa doesn't know about operation Highjump and admiral Byrd

>>54409117
yes
t. nerd

femanon status?

>>54408741
It's over for me.

>>54409174
You have to ease people into the truth otherwise they'll ignore everything you say.

>>54408741
It's fucking with my heart

Imagine Pippa sitting on your lap at a cafe while she tells her friends her theories

I think what I've learned from this game is to be good looking and British.

>>54409256
She's stupid.

>>54409287
You're beginning to question your heterosexuality.

>>54408741

>>54409257
>SBF
Super Best Friends?

>>54409256
I want to highjump into Pippa’s bed with her and make admiral bryd watch us fuck.

Don't leave me....

>>54409319
>good looking and British.
I'm in bros

>>54408081
Only if Airi supplies the milk

>>54409376
sam bankman-fried, cryptojew and cuckold

>>54409265
Daydreaming about plap plap plap

>>54409376
San Brancisco Fay

>>54409019
There's nothing incorrect about it, people have just been conditioned to have strong negative reactions towards any noticing. You'd think being on places like 4chan long enough would desensitize you but didn't work for Pippa

>>54409174
You're right. But messages need to be tailored to the audience and the environment. You can't expect people to go from 0 to 100 all in one go. If you push too hard, its just human nature to resist.
If anon-kun had sent it without the ((())), then he would have had his message read in front of everyone, instead of being deleted.

>>54408985
Try watching Milo Moire - PlopEgg #2 Art Basel (uncensored)

RATE THE LOOM
RATE THE OPTIMISM
RATE THE SINGING
RATE THE ENERGY
RATE THE ENDURANCE
RATE THE STREAM

>>54409287
how that worked for previous generations?
blm and antifa proved that only violence works, unless people fear they wont listen to you

Not even a pro alien guy but Pippa's takes are braindead

>why do the aliens only come to the US?
That's a very good question Pippa. Why DO they always come to the US?

>>54409531
Not a gosling but I'll always enjoy her singing/10

What direction do Pippa's eyes track when she refreshes the thread

>>54409531
I trust Lumi a lot

>Pippa tests her mic by just screaming

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>54409531
She’ll be the Best Buy employee of the month in no time.
Genshin karaoke is always kino.

What happened to Airi's voice???

>>54409571
>BLM and antifa
>Feared
>Worked
Lol lmao

>>54409531
Going to give my best buy card to/10
???/10
TRUSTING/10
high energy/10
normal/10
fun/10

>>54409531
I don't want to trust Lumi but I trust Lumi/10

>>54409621
>still manually F5'ing in 2023

>>54409152
I think this makes lumi a drug dealer, add it to her list of crimes

>>54409376
The FTX guy who was basically running the world 2nd largest panzi scheme and using the money to make massive political donations (and breaking numerous campaign laws in the process). Some other crypto guy got butthurt about it and exposed how insolvent FTX actually was and caused it to collapse which lost a lot of wealthy people a lot of money.

PUNCHING AIRINA LETS GOOOO

>>54409608
Thats not true, the Brazilian government reported actual alien abductions. I think the reason why there's been less reported sightings is because there's far less spiritual belief or energy that manifests them like in LAT/South American countries.

>>54409428
That he won’t meet the same fate as Fernando Perez Algaba is something

Are Lumi and Neonbeat dating?

>>54409608
Aliens have been sighted outside the us

>>54409531
Trust levels are high

>>54409702
I like hitting the update button

>>54409531
Her singing just completely obliterates my defenses. She is the embodiment of a siren.

>>54409531
She's a fucking siren

>>54409531
I was going to make a smug comment about something retarded she said before karaoke started, but I forgot what it was because of the karaoke.

>>54409721
Aliens anon
ALIENS

>>54409718
>panzi

>>54409531
first genshit stream I endured through to the end, don't tell me I ain't loyal

>Airi doesn't know what circumcision is
Imagine the room when Uruka's foreskin tweets are brought up

Holy schizo

Nah, I'd side with the aliens, imagine the sex

what the fuck is this song on lumi's dad's stream

>>54409826
oh no, how unfortunate

>>54409721
Not this fucking bullshit again. Aliens aren't demons.

>>54409571
Only approved viloence works. Antifa and blm were allowed to do what they wanted because they had massive financial backing.

>>54409531
good loom good energy the optimism is nice the singing was great as usual

she sounds diferent tonight
just now she sounded like yuko

>>54409718
And eventually he'll either pay a fine and go live in Israel or he'll be sentenced, "die in prison," and go live in Israel

[Airi News] Doesn't know what a circumcision is. Now is trying to search it up.

My god, pippa is such a brainlet, but she thinks she's smart as shit.

>>54409931
you sound different tonight

>>54409900
Yung Gravy?

>talking about marvel movies again
Grim

>>54409941
He had the last of his charges dropped this week. Hes a free man.

[Sheep News]
https://twitter.com/chikafujilisa/status/1684746783459790848

>>54409931
Different VA. This even speaks more clear and concise compared to the usual slight slurring of the other Airi.

Is it just me or does the topic seem to really piss of Pippa?

>>54409531
Fun rant, good energy, nice karaoke/10

>Pippa finishing her twitter arguments on stream

>retard
we are so back bros

this pippa stream is a bit boring

>>54409920
Exactly, what if they weren't demons but angels? What if aliens just take the form of whatever our brains try and comprehend them as?

>Pippa is in a bitter mood

Rrats?

>she asked Uruka on stream

>Airi asking Uruka in her chat about circumcision

>>54410037
i dont know what that is

airi seems like she would be the kind of mom to give her son a circumcision at 13

>>54410121
Build-a-Bear's website was down for a few hours. Probably.

>>54410121
someone probably has a chart that explains it

Uwuka...

>>54410057
>Watching tiktok
Grim

Airina is a great idea and normally I'd be so hyped for this but I really wanted to watch Airi's reaction to super seducer to gauge how pure she really is irl. Super seducer is great at getting reactions out of people.
I still can't believe a boomer like her would be as pure as she seems.
Tho Erina is definitely passing the super seducer test that zoomer never touched a man.
Speaking of Erina she is like ten times cuter with her fake Airi voice.
If Erina had a normal non giantess mommy model and this voice I would watch her much more.
Also I am tempted to make an Airi dressed like Erina edit...

Also ALIENS AREN'T REAL, THE US GOVERNMENT IS FAKING THEM, IT'S ALL A DISTRACTION

pcg is a distraction

>LEMMiNO
kino

>>54408184
Yeah me.

>>54410226
well this whole website is an unironic honeypot now, so

To be fair Pippa, the post you were replying you has a picture of the comic not the movie

>Visiting Earth is the alien equivent of Titan sub tours

This honestly makes too much sense.

>Otakon tomorrow
>no Pippa
:(

>>54410121
Its that time

>>54410269
>now

Erina called me sweetie and gave me kisses...

This post is a distraction.

has there been any announcements on meet and greets at otakon?

>>54410306
She streamed after the last couple of cons

>>54410226
yeah, from me

>>54410335

>>54410104

>Pippa doing a stream about aliens without Sleepy

This feels wrong.

>>54410306
>thought it was Otakuthon
canadabros...

>>54410215
>Also I am tempted to make an Airi dressed like Erina edit.
Please, I need this.

>>54409531
Almost makes me want to join for movie night/10

>>54410306
She's just doing a call in like she always does

>Don't google circumcision either

>>54407932
There are government task forces out there that receive regular briefings on vtuber memes. They might have spent an entire presentation on one of your shitposts.

>>54410409
Sleepy would probably have better takes.

*distracts you*

>>54409531
I kneel to Loom for finding a way to make Genshin streams not shit.
Just make them karaoke with genshin in the background, brilliant.

>>54410358
these kind of meet n greets are usually announced day of

Am I the only one who genuinely wants to fuck Pippa while she’s dressed like an alien?

>>54410274

>blazing saddles

>>54410215
>muh distraction
yeah such a great distraction from people watching netflix

>>54410333
Were you paying her?

Is Pippa in a bad mood? She sounds like she's about the end the stream early.

>>54410555
She should cover that alien song soda did

>>54410555
no, no you are not

>>54410555
Yes, but not for the alien suit part.

Freak.

>>54410515
>I can waste both government time and money with my shitposts
Thanks anon, you've given me renewed motivation

>>54410605
Hey, the new season of Baki wasn't a disappointment.

So there's a rrat floating around that Selen is gonna graduate, would she be a good fit in Phase? Assuming we ignore the "phase who" drama from years ago?

>>54410274
man they did Rorschach dirty in the Watchmen "sequel" jesus christ
>was very obviously right wing in the comic
>but wasn't hit you over the head with his politics
>basically meant to make you question your own moral absolutism and adhering to your own strict principals
>HBO: THE TOWN WILL FLOOD WITH LIBERAL TEARS WE'RE TERRORISTS WE ARE ALL RORSCHACH
no wonder Alan Moore hates talking about Watchmen in any way shape or form

Holy shit Pippa, Discord didn't exist in 2004. It was either Ventrilo, forums, or IRC.

>>54410182
>>54410312
isn't that in like another week

My penis is a massive distraction.

>>54410583
>tiktok
grim

Yes, yesss. Focus on the ayys...

>>54410626
Might be pre con stress

>>54410540
I was really holding out hope for a return to Dave though

>>54410678
phase doesnt hire niggers

>>54410688
I didn't watch that bullshit because I knew it would have ended up being leftist propaganda.

>>54410626
She already said yes.

>>54410121
A walmart worker complimented her hat today when pippa was buying more coke.

does anyone have an archive of the Uruka circumcision tweet?

Uruka is really lustful tonight.

>war thunder
Remember when someone leaked classified challenger 2 documents on it's forum?
https://ukdefencejournal.org.uk/classified-challenger-tank-specs-leaked-online-for-videogame/

>>54410521

>>54410694
>massive distraction
Big things truly do come in small packages

God pippa's so annoying when she's being dumb on purpose

>>54410117
You sound like a bit of a dumbass, anon

>>54410820

>>54410821

>>54410814
>Uruka being horny.
It's a day ending in y I see.

>>54410816
> Remember when someone leaked classified challenger 2 documents on it's forum?
That happens roughly every 50-90 days.

>>54410816
>challenger
>lecrerc
>some chink round
>lynx
theres others but I dont remember

>>54410121
She's annoyed that she had to stop watching the shork to stream.

>>54410521
she's just better pippa honestly.

>>54410872

>>54410678
who

>>54410842
>on purpose

uruka is raven in a wig

>bro why didn't they use their fucking iphones to take video in fucking 2004

>we are the Forerunners
Someone's only played the good Halo games I see

>>54410678
Yes, but she probably wants to be a full time APEX/react streamer so would fit better in that crowd

>>54410821
You just annihilated this Anon… and you didn’t even lay a finger on him…

>Airi still asking about foreskin

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

>>54410555
Coomers are dumb.

>>54411164
yeah, mine

>>54410409
Sleepy would just make her look like a dumbass, besides she doesn’t like to dive into this stuff because she hides her power level

>>54410688
Moore originally wrote him as a parody of the right-wing and intended the readers to think he was wrong but he accidently made him too likeable and the only one who didn't compromise his values at the end.

Pippa would be happier if she let me sex her butthole

>>54411073
please understand
pippa stupid

Can pippa have a fun stream where she just talks about something cute or adorable?

i hope you guys enjoying the uruka's stream

>>54411164
Yeah, mi-
...

>Pippa keeps asking "whats up with this UFO story?"
>She starts watching the Lemmino video
>Gets distracted with Twitter
>With Watchmen
>With chat supas
>She's about to click off the video to talk about a distraction rant

This autism is fucking killing me watch the video and listen you fucking retard spaz REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>54411263
That was the vtuber stream the other day. They can't all be bangers.

>>54411191
This is unironically what would happen if aliens were "confirmed." Unless they started a full scale invasion or became your neighbor nothing would really change.

>>54411285
She would pass the eye tracking test!

>>54410958
A good description of Panko

>>54411305

>>54410808
>54383680

>>54410821
You murdered him, man.

>>54411263
You must have missed yesterday bro.

>>54411324
hahaha they stole this anon's foreskin hahahahaha

>>54411164
>Airi will never circle her tongue around the inside of your foreskin

>>54410696
better?
>>>/wsg/5195147

[Erina News] She's an ass person

>>54411372
>>54383680
I'm retarded

>>54411164
>”foreskin? what about FIVEskin? Nyuck nyuck nyuck!”

>>54411325
she makes fun of tiktok zoomers while having less attention span than a average one

>>54411412
gonna tear yours off, pankophile. gonna wear it like a hat, pretend im a ghost.

>>54411439
here's the other one

>>54411438
Well she is brown

im praying to god that airi's mom walks in on the forskin talk and spanks her tiny hiney live on stream for bring up lewd topics

>The military is just a bunch of schizos

>>54411434
much better

Is there a full moon? Why are they all acting so strangely?

>wolfussy

>>54411487
Thanks anon

>>54411464
XQC had better attention watching this shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39LdKnY1tRw

I had never watched Erina much but she's actually kind of retarded isn't she?

SPICBROS NOW IS OUR TIME!

>>54411487
Uruka please stop

>>54411540
ye

Pippa just invited jelly on stream and she refused, they hate eachother

>>54411513
The ones that aren’t faggots indeed are schizos. Lmao

>>54411540
She's a certified DORK.

>>54411487
Oh yeah, someone told uruka about frotting in chat.

[Phase News] Pippa has officially offered to be a representative of humans for meeting aliens, should they choose to appear during the stream.

>>54410121
The tribute posters didn't cum enough semen.

Thank you Erina

Airi sure loves to show us her thighs and boobs I love her

>>54411539
well XQCs attention span is better as well when he does not pause to read superchats and say:

OH MY GOD HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLUMBIANARYAN1488, WOW YOUR MOM DIED THATS PRETTY SAD IM SORRY THAT HAPPENED TO YOU

FARTANDSHITXDLOL: HI PIPPA DID YOU KNOW THAT (SHIT NOBODY CARES ABOUT)

>>54411665
Holy shit tiezuri?

>>54410121
For some reason the alien stuff seems to really piss her off

pippa news she hates mexicans

>>54411598
Jelly wishes death upon reaction streamers.

>>54411615
Pippa...

The stream is saved

>>54411731
News?

ENTER

Sudden crossover episode

>>54411615
THEY'RE HERE

This is TRUE OVERLAP

>>54411540
Um, have you ever talked to women?

THE ALIENS HAVE INVADED PIPPA'S STREAM

lmao what

I had both stream open with sound on and I am freaking out with the double sound. I thought I was tripping.

ENTER

>>54411781
No.

the night is saved

GUYS A SURPRISED COLLAB JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>54411540
femcel lesbo in need of correction. Pic somewhat related

>>54411790
Distracted. Now she will just bitch about "yeah this story makes no sense, no one said anything, you are stupid".

Fucking grifter bitch.

This stream lost me but now we're so back

>>54410121
Couldn't watch gura

foreskin obsession

I hope Pippa doesn't actually mind this random call

What the fuck!

>>54411844
Lmao, the alien react shit flopped hard

>>54411852
yeah but Erina is a child

AAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU CAN HEAR AIRI DYING ON PIPPA'S END

I don't want any alien freaks to live around me or try to co-exist. I'd shoot it if it moved into a neighborhood nearby unless it looked human.

Airi is now obsessed with circumcision

ALIENS CONFIRMED ON PIPPA'S STREAM
ALIENS ACCEPTED PIPPA'S OFFER >>54411615

>>54410693
>anons actually track this shit

GIVE IT BACK

FORESKIN COLLAB

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO

>Airi invading other streams to talk about foreskin
My sides are in orbit. Do you think Uruka regrets what she's done?

>Its when they cut all the skin off a dick

Watching women talk about mens parts is just as funny as watching men talk about womens parts. They always just almost right but miss a critical detail.

>>54411955
I'd rather have aliens than niggers.

>interrupt senpai's retarded stream to ask about foreskin
SO BASED
GEN2 I KNEEL!

>>54411958
Korean men also tip their doctors as infants

>calling Pippa to ask about circumcision
Weird timeliy

WHY ARE THESE GIRLS OBSESSED WITH FORESKIN?

Finally the stream turn good. I was about to shoot myself from shitty joke superchat overload.

remember that if you are circumcised you are like a cow marked by a jew

You still have it, right Anon?

>>54411980
first time?

Uruka is self conscious about her foreskin

Airina when she hears some people cut their foreskins

Circumcision isn't a joke, it's mutilation of infants.

>>54410693
>>54411980
I thought her period was around the 20th

>>54412060
Of course, I'm a real human bean

airi struggling with her last breath to ask about foreskin

>>54412031
Women have always envied men having pockets.

>>54412058
as if i had a choice

You do still have your forsjiny, anon?

>>54412018
That is true

Pippa fuck the alien shit keep the collab going!

>>54410232
Goyslop for redditors

>>54412008
Seeing anons itt talk about female orgasms or periods is painful.

>>54412058
t-thanks for reminding me...

You can easily google this. I don't get it...

Bros I don't watch Airi is she ok?

>>54411945
She’s an adult but she’s not too old for a paddling.

>>54411955
Even if the alien is a cute princess!?

>>54412060
Yes, I don't live in America

>>54412162
it's content

>gremlin noises coming from airi's mic
poor pon wolf

>>54412159
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>54412058
I'll have vengeance.

>>54412162
It's funny

>Airi talking about foreskin with this quiet sickly voice
I know I shouldn’t laugh

>>54410232
his newest video is unironically CIA propaganda, guy is biggest goyslop maker ever

Airi sounds very... vulnerable right now

>>54412032
She was about to get the story on the UFO hearing after asking "I don't know whats going on, lets learn",

Now she's been distracted by silly gurls talking about bois.

Autism

Would Airi like you more, or less if you were uncut

who in phase would be most likely to give someone a circumsion

Well Urunerds? Can you pull it off?

>>54411412
>Airi and Erina came to laugh at me
You did this. I'm going to kill you you ball-licking bitch

>>54412060
Yes and I was born in America

>>54412172
Lost her voice after coming back from AX. Currently in two-month wait to see medical specialist.

I will not eat ze bugs!

>>54412162
Based Hooman

>>54412230
she wouldn't be able to scream, anon.

>>54411980
You must be new to /vt/

>>54412060
Yes, feels good

>>54412212
stop laughing...

>never gives a shit about getting DMCA'd
>goes against doctors orders and keeps trying to talk
>just jumps into random senpai's streams to ask questions
It's official. Airi is definitely the alpha of Phase.