/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

JAWS (1975) WATCHALONG!!
16:00 EDT / 21:00 BST / 05:00 JST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CEEbyjh4Wo

BIRTHDAY PARTY!!
20:00 EDT / 01:00 BST / 09:00 JST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86UdOrzFXxQ

gura keeps getting cuter. she's going to destroy the world with a cute singularity

Why is Gura so obsessed with feet?

>>5388652
She told the origin story already.

I'm on a rollercoaster of emotions today and my dad's having what might be the worst day of his life, today of all days. We've had our differences but I'm going to be there for him. God bless this shark for helping me be strong for my family and myself. I am so grateful to be in a world with her in it.

>>5388531
I hope Gura will not betray us as well. Please Gura, just stay the way you are now.

>>5388703
GURA MY DOG DIED LET'S GOOOOOO

>>5388784

Do you want to be eaten by gura?

>>5388998
Yes, but only sexually. Vore counts if she's enjoying it.

>>5388652
She just gives her audience what they want and she is a saint for doing so.

>>5388531
I love this cake so much. It's actually well made, and Gura was willing to indulge us being dumb with it. It was truly made with love.

>>5388737
You know, even people at their eighties can still be cute and funny. I think Gura is one of them.

Does everybody have their Jaws ready? There is a working torrent at rutracker, here is a magnet for it:

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:a146052b99e48adf48ef89aa3102287b8ab77ca7&dn=Jaws.1975.MVO.AVOx5.BDRip.1080p.CHD.Soccer.mkv&tr=http%3a%2f%2fbt4.t-ru.org%2fann&tr=http%3a%2f%2fretracker.local%2fannounce

>>5389223
It's here too:
https://archive.org/details/jaws_20210113

>>5389177
I have been burned by three of her colleagues already though. I am getting worried.

Anyone else feeling a swell of emotions leading up to tonight? Alot of people here have talked about Gura bringing them out of an emotional dead end, myself included, and given all of the hype of this week it feels like it's coming to a head. Merch, possible song, Gura being cute and happy, it's all so exciting.

>>5389305
Yes, I'm really happy for her, and I'm riding the wave of excitement. I hope she feels the love today.

>>5389223
nice tranny porn anon, I should have been suspicious when I saw fartemis at the beginning

>>5389305
I'm excited, but I don't think it's to the extent some people are posting. Gura cute, will probably be samegaki, might cry, I want to see her merch.

>>5388652
I think she's just obsessed with being nice to her fans.

Cake doesn't look that bad. I was expecting a disaster from what she described during the cake decorating stream.

>>5389560
She is, and she's also grooming her fans to like feet because she likes feet.

>>5389639
>because she likes feet.
And breast milk

>>5389668
And vore

>>5389639
>Gura grooming her largely underage fanbase to indulge her fetishes
Supremely based.

>>5388681
huh?

>>5389668
The breast milk thing is kinda new isn't it? I recall her talking about it a couple of times before but there were something like 8 mentions of it in the gardening stream. Was it just her being extra samegaki from the critical levels of sugar she'd been eating?

>>5389639
it's cute how she pretends to dislike feet. cheeky brat, your chuuba was barefoot on her debut, don't try to tell me the sky is green and the grass is blue.

>>5389875
no, please try to tell me the sky is green and the grass is blue, I love when you blatantly lie to me GOORUHHHHHHHHHHH
The funniest part is some people actually believe her.

>>5389868
Breast milk isn't new, she's been talking about Ame milk and milking everything forever

ame milk

>>5389875
>>5389917
But what if you lived on Namek?

>>5389875
>was barefoot on her debut
Really? I never noticed...

>>5389305
GURA YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE FOR MY HAPPINESS LET'S GOOOO

It's still morning, right?

>>5389305
I hope she has a wonderful day. She deserves it for helping so many people find strength. This shark should be happy every day of her life.

>>5388531
based

>>5388998
I want Gura to gently and lovingly tear into my neck with her teeth as she cuddles with me until I pass out from blood loss. I then want her to nurse me back to health just so we can do it again.
I think that would be great.

>>5389305
not really, her novelty has worn off and i can only stomach someone being bad at video games for so long.

>>5389668
ultra based

>>5390124
go back

5390124
You never belonged then.
Fuck off

>>5390045
She really does, it makes me so happy that she's finally starting to see all of the hard work she's put in paying off. She sounded so excited and enthusiastic during both streams yesterday.

>>5389305
I'm fucking ready to watch our shark give it her all again. Can't wait to see the surprises that she has ready for us

>>5389305
It's been a great week. Love my Gura. I hope she feels as happy and satisfied as me. I say this before we even got to the best part.

>>5390168
Why do these >>5390124 fags come here

>>5388652
NOOO s-she was just listening to what the f-fans wanted!! she's not a p-p-pervert...

>>5388531
Extremely based. Gura is wonderful!

>>5388784
>>5390003
You guys are real comedians. No, you shouldn't burden her with your problems. But telling her that she helps you shoulder your own burdens isn't the same as dumping your issues on her doorstep.

She IS responsible for people being happy. Not in the sense that she MUST do it, but in the sense that just being there and putting herself out there helps people find hope. I've had it happen to me: Somebody just walks up to me and tells me that seeing me helped them keep trying. I owe that to her, she is responsible for that, because she inspired me.

If you have to rib someone about it then rib away. 4chan's not a blog, and if I couldn't take it then the strength she gives me wouldn't be worth much. It's worth everything to me. I will always love her for just being who she is.

>>5388531
Gura said FEET first.

I want her to put her feet in the feet cake and then eat the cake off her feet.

>>5390282
Thanks for saying that alot better than I could chumbud.

>>5390282
Gura literally doing 1 Timothy 4:16 to chumbud and chumbud to those around him.

Will you judge her original song based on the song itself or because Gura herself sang it?

>>5390282
You can say she inspires you without sounding like a complete sap every time you do it.

>>5390282
Bro it wasn't that deep

>>5388652
because its funny

>>5390453
I'll judge it based on how badly the mixer butchered her again.

>>5389668
Who's breastmilk does she like?

>>5390453
I will simply enjoy it.

>>5390282
I love Gura, too!

>>5390282
I bet you're one of the faggots who sends red superchats about how a family member died.

>>5390453
a little from Column A, a little from Column B.

>>5390282
Cope. Gura laughed at >>5388812 proving that even she thinks your need for pity and validation is pathetic.

>>5390596
You are the one coping here, lol.

>>5390637
>no u
Pathetic.

Gura's feet should be illegal, they're too lewd.

>>5390740
It's illegal NOT to show them in Atlantis

what type of energy drinks does gura drink? she mentioned caffeine mixed with water, as a decaf energy drink

>>5390705
Says loser engaging in hopeless mantra repetition in every single thread. Now keep crying.

>>5390769
Please watch streams.

>>5390769
Look in previous threads, anons figured out the brand.

>>5388652
Feet are funny.

Reminder for newfags:
>Attend the birthday stream. No excuses
>Stay on topic
>Don't respond to bait

>>5390780
Who do you think he is?

>>5390811
Thanks, Gura.

>>5390769

>>5390596

Gura being soppy, LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMuEMRbJB9I

There are moments for each mood.
Today is her birthday.
People will congratulate and thank her.

the AAC encoding artifacts in friday's karaoke stream are way worse than they normally are.

>>5390971
Susan found the way to fuck us in the end? Or is it Gura-side?

>>5391004
unless she turned her audio bitrate way down, i'm gonna assume it was susan.

>>5391015
Well, we had all those download desync issues for some reason.

>>5391047
failing over to a backup encoding system? some kind of load incident would explain the fragment delivery problems, but wasn't it video that was behind?

ffprobe says:
Stream #0:0(und): Audio: aac (LC) (mp4a / 0x6134706D), 44100 Hz, stereo, fltp, 128 kb/s (default)

identical to 20 may:
Stream #0:0(und): Audio: aac (LC) (mp4a / 0x6134706D), 44100 Hz, stereo, fltp, 128 kb/s (default)

>>5391123
Maybe it does the fallback in case of any significant desync to decrease load?

Happy birthday to my cute little daughtershark.

This the thread for the birthday gawrl?

>>5390453
I know Gura said she wanted us to like it based on the song itself, but my bias is very strong...

>>5391197
i saw someone claiming they use hardware-accelerated encoding but i didn't follow up on that, not even to the point of seeing if hardware AAC encoders even exist. it's clear that the AAC stream isn't being encoded on her PC, because when we get a VOD archive with opus, the lowpass filter transition band visible in the AAC stream looks radically different in the opus stream, and there's shit way past 16 kHz in it.

>>5391268
Gura does get some people who criticize her so I expect she'll be lasering in on them to see what they think and ignoring the people who like everything she does. Not that she doesn't appreciate those people, just... not for their opinions.

>>5390453
I'll judge it based on the song itself, but Gura has such an angelic voice I struggle to imagine not liking it, shitty mixing aside. In which case I'll just look forward to the superior live version.

>>5391268
I guess this is kinda like how a parent feels when viewing their child's performance

>>5390453
I will love it no matter what so I will be a poor arbiter on its quality. I’m sorry Gura.

You guys seem really confident that we'll get her original song tonight.
Just remember to keep your expectations in check.

>>5391519
The ONLY thing I'm expecting is voicepacks and I will be legit upset if there aren't any. But I'm absolutely certain that won't happen.

>>5391519
I am expecting an announcement tonight with a release within 1 to 3 weeks.

>>5390847
You're welcome, Gura

>>5390453
I judged Sorairo Days by the song and didn't like it.
I judged Ai Kotoba III by the song and didn't like it.
I will judge Gura's original by the song and I'll see if I like it or not.

>>5391273
>if hardware AAC encoders even exist
If anyone was going to custom tailor an ASIC to reduce load on their freakishly large datacenters it'd probably be Google.

>>5391597
how'd you like country roads, though?

>>5391936
Didn't like it either. I'm not feeling too great about this now kek.

Check this out chumbuds
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=paxfZyZO2Eg

I have a rock-solid belief in Gura's taste in music. It's as shitty as my taste is.

>>5392011
What do you like then?

>>5391597
I didn't like those two song covers because the mixing, and country roads was okay but not great. I do think there will be a difference between those and her original songs though. Despite her past of letting things slide, I'm pretty confident she won't accept bad mixing. If she writes the lyrics herself I'm also more likely to appreciate it because i don't expect her to just write garbage. I really do believe whenever her music is ready it will be well done and enjoyable.

Farmer girls make do

well, here's some evidence for her having perfect pitch. she starts singing "royals" without the backing track having ever given her a pitch reference, and gets the right key. i guess it's possible she heard a pitch reference in her monitor mix that didn't make to the broadcast mix, but this is a lot more compelling than the dango song clip.

https://files.catbox.moe/kjti25.m4a

>>5392161
How does one get a good pitch?

>>5392100
w-why is the corn cob dripping anon

>>5392076
Loved Fly me to the moon.
Loved Kiss from a Rose.
Loved Sunday Morning.
Loved Under the Bridge.
Loved I do Adore.
Loved Vanilla Twilight.
Loved Lost Boy.
Loved Stitches.
Loved Crazy.
Loved Fragile.
Loved Believer.
Just a few highlights from her karaokes.
I definitely don't expect her originals to feel anything like her karaokes but I definitely do love her voice.

>>5392192
i don't know. mine doesn't work as well as i'd like.

>>5392100
That would be extremely painful. Kneeling on corn actually used to be a torture method.

>>5392288
Superior shark body wins again.

https://twitter.com/seongdam504/status/1406626282666790917
GURA BABY

JWU
how'd the collab go?

>>5392799
Pretty damn cute, I would be happy to see more.

>>5392799
Pretty awkward and no one breaks an ice.

>>5391586
That would be smart, if they have any confidence in it they should hype that thing as hard as they can

5392981
Begone seanigger.

>>5392799
They focused mostly on the game but had some quite cute moment and especially when out shark tried to use some basic Japanese, It was a great stepping stone for more collab for her.

>>5392100
All this makes me think of is that dumb girl who got raped to death with a corn cob.

>>5393183
The girl with the taco dad?

>>5393254
yes

>>5393183
>>5393254
>>5393298
Jesus anons...

dudul is too strong

>>5393361
A legend

There was mention of someone getting the DMC VAs to read out a message to her. Anyone got details on that? I've missed the last few threads.

>>5393183
???

>>5393361
I will get some Big M today to celebrate with my shark wife

>>5393538
at this point all you are doing by posting about it is risking that you'll spoil the surprise

>>5393538
There are like half a dozen vergil and dante vids respectively plus at least one from Leon Kennedy (he uses it to shill a Netflix series)

>>5393608
Imagine thinking she doesn't know already.

>>5393694
I wouldn't be surprised if Gura is actually here

>>5393358
Mollie tibbetts was her name

>>5393584
>not salman

>>5393816
>>5393584
I have cake and redbull, which is probably what she has already eaten today.

>>5393757
What would gura do in /ggg/?

>>5393867
She's a hornyposter of course

>>5393867

Look for cunny threads.

>>5393867
Read posts in stupid voices.

>>5393867
Occasionally lurk to make sure that her chumbuds are behaving. Maybe to laugh at some anons

>>5393859
Store bought cake or did you make it?

>>5393867
I think we all know.

Guys... I think Gura likes blowjobs? I'm not sure. There's not enough evidence.

>>5392192
practice singing over music and learning how to read scores, if you aren't a savant born with perfect pitch you can get most of the way there by practice

>>5393867
She's a ritualposter.

>>5394327
gura was the salman.webm poster
source: trust me dude

>>5393867
Aggressive and unrelenting hornyposting. Like the kind that goes into detail about smells and textures.

>>5393867
Be cute as fuck.

>>5394327
Gura always posts Oyasame even when she doesn't.

>>5394039
Hey gura, if you're really here I just want to say thank you for everything. I hope you go far with this career and accomplish your goals in life. I hope to do as much as you in life

>>5394081
keep researching

>>5394449
Those are the best ones. I wish I could do them.

>>5394511
Top scientists are on it. Maybe we can get a grant proposal written up.

>>5394081
Doesn't gura canonically have teeth in her throat?

>>5394504
Thank you, anon!

>>5394578

I believe

>>5394572
That was a joke, and even if it isn't, 99% of artists ignore her not wearing clothes underwater. I'll use canon non-adherence for good.

>>5394648
>99% of artists ignore her not wearing clothes underwater.
Cowards

I really like this
https://twitter.com/KhoaPhan96/status/1406616480507039748?s=19

>>5394648
Only shark facts that doesnt seem to change is her gills
Tail has been described as sandpaper rough and huggable at different times for example

>>5394572
>>5394648
>>5394712
Fuckers always forget the gills too. How dare they?

>>5394449
Definitely sounds like she would be trying to groom us

>>5394733
I was wondering for a solid 20 seconds where that eyeball came from until I remembered Terraria

Is she still getting that/those messages from the DMC VAs from >us?

>>5394733
Damn, that's pretty naisu

>>5394747

>>5389868
shes gregnant and milky

>>5394802
No. The project fell through. All of them, including the ones not from here.

>>5394733
>you will never have gura's steamy cunny pressed against the back of your neck as you carry her
Why even live

>>5394860
oh...

>>5394891
Do not believe his rrats.

>>5394903
Why do you insist on ruining surprises?

>>5395012
Every chumbud deserves to be happy and excited for Gura's big day

>>5395012
I don't think bringing someone down is a good way to lead into a pleasant surprise.

>>5394802
Source?

When will Gura reach 3 million subscribers, chumchuds? Do your reps. For her.

Gura forgot to turn on slow mode and now theres tons of spam in chat, looks like bots

>>5395012
It's not a surprise for us, its a surprise for Gura. It's not about us.

Do I coom now or after the streams

>>5395248
Report for spam, then block them.

>>5395234
>chumchuds
go back to global

>>5395234
That's not what that means, retard.

What would be Gura's answer?

Aww hell, what's your answer?

>>5395285
It could be about us if people kept their damn mouths shut. 90% of the people asking don't know how to use archives.

>>5395328
Why are you trying to make this about us and not about Gura? If someone gives someone else a birthday present, do you think it's a present for you instead of them? Enjoy a happy moment from Gura, that is our surprise and gift.

>>5395315
73
Took me longer to solve the Captcha than this. I might be actually autistic shit.

5 minutes until Gura!

>>5395393
65, you missed the - 8.

>>5395393
And also I added another 8 so I'm retarded.
65

>>5389842
Once when she was playing Terraria, she tested the waters by telling a story where she misunderstood what a foot fetish was and embarrassed herself. Since then, she's been pandering to footfags.

>>5395315
>What would be Gura's answer?
6

JWU for Jaws and will watch the collab after, was it a good time?

Cute shark soon!

>Jaws is a 50-year-old movie

No, I'm not meming

what is everyone eating during the jaws stream? i made some hamburger and frozen cheesy broccoli

>>5395315
"HMMM, this mathematical expression is too ambiguous to solve due to lack of parentheses around the various operations. Whoever made this is a dusseldorf" - Gura , probably

>>5395524

Yes. It also began the summer blockbuster trend so in a way you can thank Jaws for all the Michael Bay films.

>>5395531
Popcorn! Made with coconut oil and butter flavored salt.

>>5395495
Yes. There was a bit of communication troubles as expected but it worked out fine. They got got by sweaty killers or as some say streamsnipers but that's just how the cookie crumbled

>>5395315
72?

>>5395531
Nothing! Might get some m&ms though

>>5395539
What was the dusseldorf thing about? I missed that bit and can't be bothered to find it again

SHORK SHORK SHORK SHORK

I have never watched jaws before, I just know the premise.

>>5395315
65

>>5395596
Yeah, but most blockbusters are way better than those until recently, so you can't be mad at Jaws

'bout fuckin time

>>5393867
4chan shitpost review stream when
would any vtuber be allowed to do this?

>>5395671
It was about Gura dabbing on krauts. It was glorious.

>>5395861
Gura rating rrats would be a killer. Not going to happen though, 4chan is a designated bad site.

I'm going to watch gura's watch along without the movie and you can't stop me

>>5395869
can you give me the rough timestamp? sorry to be a bother

Gura sucked too much frosting.

Who here actually enjoys Gura and isn’t just acting like they like her so they can spam muh big numbers and talk shit about Ai when she’s done nothing to deserve it?

I MADE IT HOME JUST IN TIME FOR THE WATCHALONG FUCK YES

>knock on wood
Good reflex. I once said I had never broken a bone and the very fucking next day guess what happened?

>>5395949
No, I just remember it was in the gardening stream.

when the >>> hits 00:20

>>5395965
I think most of us, /ggg/ is pretty chill

I've already watched this movie like a dozen times so I'm not even watching. I just want to listen to Gura ramble.

>>5395965
There are people in the latter category?

>>5395965
You would notice that numberfagging is actively discouraged here.

>sHaaaAAAAk
sHaaaAAAAk

>>5395949
Anon you picked the worst time to ask to be fed

I know she's not obsessed with sharks for real but it's still weird she hasn't seen Jaws.

>doesn't know Jaws is a horror movie

This will be the first of Gura's streams I've missed in a month. Have fun for me.

>>5395965
just started watching her streams a couple days ago, had only watched reuploads of her songs before. she has a sweet demeanor and i like listening to her, i wish i had started sooner maybe it's a good thing though so i don't get overly attached

>>5396112
it's an old movie I haven't watched it yet either

>>5396112
It was quite a bit before her time. I haven't watched it either.

>>5396112
It's probably pretty normal to have no seen it nowadays. I watched it when I was a kid but don't remember much.

>>5396137
you might want to leave this thread now before it gets any worse

>tfw movie venue I used to watch the movie breaks immediately
>tfw can't be fixed
welp, looks like I'm missing out on this one. Enjoy the movie lads

>>5396232
Shame.

>>5396112
My first time too.
It's what happens when the internet took over tv before you were 15

>>5396232
>>5389275

Jesus fuck, apparently I downloaded a 4k movie and my computer cant handle it.

>>5396226
I’m here for the shit flinging. It’s gonna be a good time.

>>5396135
Ok :^)

gura please stop talking about naked children, you've gone too far this time

>>5396291
>1970
>4k
bruh

I agree Gura, the old blazers and broncos are cool as shit

>>5396353
Its probably an upscaled version that was made more recently.

>>5396353
1975, and yes, the film stock in those days was plenty appropriate for 4k scanning today, especially with all the daytime exteriors shot on slow film.

>>5396353
It's film, you can scan it at arbitrarily high resolutions, including 4K.

>>5396353
There are UHD rereleases.

Gura low-key "he's seen some shit".

>>5396398
Didn't know you could scan it like that, my first thought was it was upscaled from 1080p

Playthrough when?

For any lateanons using amazon, we're about ten seconds ahead of the timer on the stream. as in, if the onstream timer reads 20m 24s, we're at 00:20:34.

>>5396405
Low key?

ya know if gura was a genius, she'd disable super chat on the birthday stream and just link everyone to her voice pack, less money to FUCKING SUSAN

>>5396527
Oh god, I remember that game.

>>5396544
Under her breath if you will.

>>5396545
The people that are SCing her are going to buy her voicepack anyway, and doing that would just mean that people like me that want to SC during the birthday stream can't.

>>5396539
Ame would look good with a ponytail

Society hasn't advanced since the 70s I see, "I can't go to the beach?! I dont care if people are dying! Fuck public safety!"

CUTE SNORT DETECTED

>>5396933
Two more weeks to flatten the shark spread

first snort

>>5396933
It actively regressed.

EROTIC IMPULSES UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

>erotic impulses
Yes Gura you cause that.

Gura with the freudian slip

EROTIC IMPULSES UUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

GURA'S EROTIC IMPULSES UOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

erotic shark...

>>5397012
ToT

GURA'S EROTIC IMPULSES UUUUOOHHHH

>Erotic Impulses
You don't say, Cute and Funny shark

Gura sends us some erotic impulses.

>>5397081
I wanna get drunk and fool around with gura

SHARK ERRATIC UOOOOHHHHH

what kinda pizza do i order bros?

>>5397173
pinapple

>>5397173
pepeloni

>>5397173
bathwater

And now deeze nuts.

>>5397216
>>5397173
and without pepeloni

These random people don't deserve to live after this dumbassery, Darwin awards for them all.

>>5397173
IIRC Gura said she likes sausage pizza without cheese during the nacho collab.

I'm gonna chum ToT

I'm chummin', gura!

chumming uoh

I'm chuuuuming

GURA I'M CHUMMING UOOH

UUUUOOOOOOOOHHHH PARTIALLY-DENUDED BONE

We will all chum together on this blessed day

Now I want a Close Encounters Of The Third Kind watchalong

>>5388531
>mfw can't stop looking at Gura's legs and feet

>>5397624
yeah it's very distracting

Gura's "edging just around yabe" commentary is awesome.

I forgot just how much I loved this movie.

has anyone had pizzahut's nacho cheese stuffed crust? is it better than the regular stuffed crust?

also gura cute

>>5397666
Damn straight Satan.

Kid imitating dad is awesome moment. Spielberg is setting something here, right?

>blushing while looking at young kid and father

The shark is in heat!

>>5397710
Huh, Satan guided my cock hand for the first time on these boards!

>>5397686
It gives you the ballpark shits ontop of the usual stomach cramps, but it tastes pretty good - though I prefer the usual Stuffed Crust.

>you're in sharks
*spit take*

urine sharks!

>>5397777
>7777

God i wish i was "in sharks"

I want to be in shark

I want to have sex with Gawr Gura of HololiveEN.

>>5397777
>>5397666
AAAAAA NUMBERS Im going insane niggerman

ah, nothing like a nice tall glass of red wine

man this oceanographic institute guy is a real prick

>>5397828
Allright, now I know I was blessed.
Thank you Gura!

>>5397868
I don't even know what to feel anymore.

UUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH GURA'S SHARK MILK

Shark milk....

>>5390369
Haha wouldn’t that be funny…

>>5397965
I want Gura's shark milk. Gura, I'm chumming

I went on the jaws ride at the universal theme park before, it was alright,

>>5398107
That ride was ass. The fireball part was the only cool thing

>"heavy breathing"

holy shit the whole set for this scene is so cool

JESUS FUCK

Gura scared!

I WANT TO HUG SCARED SHARK

Headpat the scared shark

>>5388531
Did we ever find out what she broke at the end of cake stream?

I love this tacky-ass suit

making little sharks with gura!!

I wanna make little sharks with gura

MAKE LITTLE SHARKS WITH GOORUH

>>5398278
The condom

>>5398278
Just dropped something like a plate, nothing interesting. She probably got scared that carpet will get stained or a thing of that nature.

>>5398278
She just spilled her bag of frosting piping tips.

>>5398282
I'd like it in navy blue with little gura tridents all over it like that.

First nigga of a movie shows up at 54 minutes lol.

c-chumming

I'm gonna CHUUUUUUM!

"All they do is swim, eat and make baby sharks."
EROTIC IMPULSES

Mayor has the awesomest suits.

mesugaki gura these past few days is such a blessing

Everyone in this movie except the protagonists are kinda retarded

DO IT FOR THE OLD MAN

>>5398457
samegaki impulses come out when she's done with most of her work and doesn't have to worry

>>5398457
It really has been

>>5398493
movies dont happen unless people are retarded

>>5398493
I literally don't care if any of them die.

is there a single fuckable women in this movie beside the first one to die

>A large predator
thank god they found the fat fuck trying to hurt gura

>>5398538
the brunette and the redhead with the shota at the start of this scene

WE DO A LITTLE TROLLING

Just a prank bro

>>5398565
>>A large predator
did they catch klaus

this blonde screaming is also hot, paizuri potential

>>5398457
More like past couple of weeks imo. It feels like she's completely comfortable being herself on stream now and isn't afraid to joke around and fully let out her sense of humor. I can definitely tell a difference between now and a couple of months ago, and it is indeed amazing.

>>5398493
Literal NPCs

Shark so beeg that Gura's turnin' 'stralian

>THAT'S A BIG SHARK

>>5398612
Do you go on twitter?

cawfee

gween tea

>>5398735
Gween Tea

>cawfee
>gween tea
Watchalong please Gura

How is the movie only halfway through, they don't make movies like they used to

>>5398677
I fully agree. Good old days are literally right now, enjoy it fuckers.

Turn me into chum gura!!

Gura's gonna make me chum!

>>5398766
Older generations had longer attention spans.

>>5398845
Aw shit misquote.

>>5398759
It's slow paced. People don't have the same attention span anymore

>did you take your meds
lol

Oh no, trust me I don't need a rubber for this shark.

>>5398759
>>5398928
what, movies are bloated nowadays, shit like transformers going over 2h just throwing action scenes to the wall.

the chum line

THEY'RE CHUMMING!

i dont think ive seen a watch-a-long before, this set and pose is erotic

>>5399046
>Oo shiny
>Michael Bay Bang
>Hit song faggery
They're bloated with attention grabbers to keep the kids and zoomies in line.

>>5399148
>having to watch every move with Gura twice because you're always too "busy" during the first time

>you lose one you rig one
Uh, we don't say that in 2021...

>>5388703
Thanks for not SCing it. Hope shit gets better with your pa chumbud

I'M GURA'S DEDICATED CHUM BOY UOHHHHH

he said the thing!!

So all the people worried that there would be way too many people for a watchalong, is the 8k too many?

God I love this movie.

>>5399540
I think it is normal. Not too much for sure.

>>5392239
My man sleeping on Electric Love

>>5399605
Not that anon, but please don't make him list all the songs he liked. Gura sang a lot of songs.

uh oh

This testosterone scene is great. You don't get that much these days.

>>5399750
pictures with two guras always lead my mind to impure places....

why does gura's timer need hundredths of seconds?

>>5399886
Erotic impulses.

>>5399886
Add a bluehair and we have a full progression.

that tail must make prone boning really hard

>>5399928
>he hasn't seen her speedrunning streams

>>5399598
It's a ton for a timer only watchalong

This movie is fucking boring. I'd rather watch Interstellar or Inception again than this shit.

reminder: gura expands in the water.

>>5399980
It lifts up. Like a cat.

Kind of out of left field but any of you know about this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPKcwCBOqoc
Apparently this guy did some 2 million celebration thingy for Gura. First time I heard about it so am just wondering if anyone cares who he is. All I know is he is a niji.

>>5400122
Shut up, this has been great.

>>5400122
What awful taste

>>5400122
Are you a faggot. Genuine question.

>>5400122
terminally shit taste

>>5400122
Go watch your Michael Bay, zoomie

>LOOK AT THE GIRTH OF THAT THING

the GIRTH UOH

Gura looking at your girth!

shark tube

This movie is kino. First time watching. Thanks Gura

>>5400447
Old school Spielberg is comfy kino

>>5400447
It aged like fine wine

Shark is gonna do to Matt what Gura did to Aqua

>>5400567
APEX PREDATOR

Matt was a chumbud to the end.

Was this the scene that scared her? I had the stream running on the background while playing.

>>5400628
Yes

>>5400628
The severed head jumpscare freaked her out really hard

>>5400628
No it was the part where there was a dead body that popped out.

>>5400663
>>5400674
Ah, i see.

GG for fisherman

Guys, this shark looks kinda derpy and cute

spoilers, gura...

>>5400742
Yeah, and the one in the movie does too,

>>5400742
Quint would disagree

Just because of the length of the movie this felt incredibly rewarding

>>5400864
Yeah, the payoff is fucking awesome.
F for Quint.

>>5400864
We are rewarded for our patience

>>5400864
Turns out that building up your monster properly makes it more rewarding when the heroes finally defeat it

>>5400796
She already spoiled the movie when she mentioned they shoul use the oxygen tank to kill the shark.

>>5400926
even if you haven't watched the movie, you are familiar with that ending

>>5400926
the movie hinted at it when Matt shouted about the cans being compressed oxygen, calm down

GURA APPROVED MOVIE. NO ARGUMENTS AGAINST IT NOW

>>5400926
>what is setting up.

>chat clapping after the movie

do americans really?

8/10 would watch again

>>5400926
The movie itself foreshadows that pretty damn hard, haven't ever seen it before but I could tell that was how it would end.