/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

If any of you is considering it please send your auction video here first for feedback

Applying so I can fucking hold her hand before/after her surgery for Pomu.

me

LSD Hoshiyomi schizo here. Hope you anons are ready for part 2.

Please do not apply unless you're willing to do fujo stuff with other guys thank you gozaimasu

>>5264565
They saw your thread bro, this is your time.

>>5264581
I will suck a real cock if they let me in

>>5264581
kek

>>5264565
Based based based

>>5264565
I'm rooting for your hoschizo.
but I'm still auditioning

>>5264565
Godspeed you whacko.

>>5264565
You gotta cross the fade just right, you can do it.

>>5264565
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>5264499
auditioning so i can propose to the cute redhead alchemist on stream

>>5264499
I will because fuck it. It's not like I have any dignity left to lose anyway.
And also to NTR >>5264781 on stream.

>>5264565
I BELIEVE IN YOU

>>5264552
u

>>5264565
Please take a course to learn American accent. Honestly you'll have a better chance.

List 3 things you'd have to offer to Nijisanji. Talents, hobbies, favorite games, niches, anything.

>>5264565
god speed man

Do remember, they do not mind streamer pairings, so feel free to go for it on or off stream.. Once you succeed, convince them to come out with you on stream to declare your relationship, surely to thunderous applause (cause Niji fans aren't unicorns like that).

>>5264581
I'm a genuine homo but I probably won't get in because I don't have much experience with streaming. I'll try to apply anyways.

>>5265041
Fish got in so...

Me so I have a chance to marry Pomu

>>5264990
My penis is to small to rape any of the women

>>5264499
I vote for Matt Watson, Chris O Neal, Zach Hadel, Tomar

If any of you try to fuck the girls you're going the way of Shindo Raito, just remember that

Clint Stevens

>>5265079
Fish can sing, I can't.

>>5264499
so how does applying to this go? Do you make a video of yourself or do they provide the models? Whats the protocol?

>>5265182
>Getting into a virtual character you've created, please make a 5 minutes video/audio of you with: (1) A self introduction; and (2) Streaming in character.

>>5265182
You make a video roleplaying as a character (you can use a Live2D or just a substitute .png) and they judge it

>>5265099
dont worry anon, the women rape you

>>5265140
Not too late to learn to sing.

>>5265140
Iburahim hasn't sung at all, you're fine

>>5265099
You're there to be homo so it doesn't matter.

>>5265140
the two biggest nijimales can't sing for shit, it's the mix/tuning doing all the work. practice the bare minimum like clearly enunciating words and you'll be fine.

>>5264565
GOGOGOGO

>>5265140
You don't need to sing but at the very least try and have a confident voice, that's the biggest pitfall male indies fall into, sounding like a mumbling dork

If you get in, how will you dogwhistle to /vt/ in your debut stream?

>>5265262
Eh, I agree with you on Kanae, but Kuzuha definitely improved.

>>5265346
If anyone from /vt/ gets in the dogwhistle will just be whether they act like complete spergy retard or not lol

>>5265376
both of them got singing training so anyone can make it

>>5264565
Godspeed you schizo.
But if you can at least fix your accent a little bit to make it less noticeable.

>>5265376
both of them improved but they're still nowhere near the level of the actually good singers in this agency (which is okay, they make up for it in other areas and the edited singing sounds fine anyway). the difference is kanae streams his raw vocals, afaik we don't have much of those instances for kuzuha.

>>5265414
>afaik we don't have much of those instances for kuzuha.
Didn't he sing live (as in not prerecorded) in Fuwa's 3d?

>>5264581
Now I'm gonna apply just so I can ruin that for you if I get in anon.

>>5265435
i don't know, and maybe i'm picky but that was closer to rapping or fast talking than actual singing to be honest.

>>5265346
Accidentally say ogey and rrat instead of okay and rat

>>5264499
>ESL with strong accent
>Not good enough set up
>No experience with streaming
>No talents applicable for live performances (singing, drawing...)
>Generally shy and insecure
I would love to apply if i were anyone else besides myself

>>5265526
At least you have talents applicable for non live performances...

>>5264861
so long as you promise to keep her happy

>>5265339
This, every time I wander into /wvt/ and check out their males they sound like they have a gun pointed to their heads.

>>5264565
are you going to take acid before the audition again

>>5265346
I would rather kill myself than pander to /vt/ if I got in.
I'd only pander to /vt/ as an indie, and even then only so I could prove I'm /here/ and then tweet "Trans rights!" or something and watch a thread explode.

>>5265781
Baseed

>>5265526
Use this as an excuse to improve yourself.
>ESL with strong accent
Do voice practice. Imitate native speakers. If you try hard enough for long enough, you'll eventually reach the point where you sound just foreign enough to sound exotic while still being fluent.
>Not good enough set up
Save up and get a low to mid-range computer with a cheap $50 USB mic. Stream non-demanding games like RPGmaker stuff.
>No experience with streaming
Just start streaming randomly on Twitch as a nobody with no facecam. Even if your audience is 0 or 1, do your best to act professional. It'll take time but you'll eventually get used to it.
>No talents applicable for live performances (singing, drawing...)
Pick one or two things and practice between streams.
>Generally shy and insecure
See the streaming advice above. Just streaming a lot will eventually get you the confidence to do things you didn't think you could do before.

It'll probably take a few years but you can get pretty good if you try. Maybe Nijisanji and Hololive will be dead by the end of those few years, but even then at least you'll be able to feel good that you put in the effort to become a better person.

>>5265837
Taking bets on who will miss the debut in crypto.

>>5264499

>>5265967
>yagoo fag
lol

So, how many of you guys know Japanese?
I feels like there's so many people who fluent in Japanese going into this audition.
Which makes me wonder, why would they pick me instead of those guys who is multilingual and generally more interesting than me who only know to play FPS.

>>5266091
if they gave a shit about bilingual they'd have said it in the job description

>>5264499
and get ridiculed at by /vt/ yes im in

>>5266091
fuck no, no more FPSfags
the era for another kuzuha is long gone

>>5266091
Fish's Japanese is weeb level so...

>>5266091
Dont some of the most popular male nijis play mostly apex or other FPSs? That part wouldn't be a problem

>>5264565
Godspeed

>>5266091
It's NijiEN, they want you to capture non-JP audiences, not competing with other 100 existing NijiJP.

>>5266354
It's not about competition it's about breadth of audience and not needing a middleman to interact with JP management. Practically speaking would you rather hire someone who speaks your language or someone who doesn't?

>>5266354
It would be dissapointing if none of the guys could speak Japanese and thus barely ever get to collab with other guys/girls.

>>5264565
kek

>>5265701
What was this in response to?

>>5266407
>implying they still won't make you go through the middleman
your corporation reps anon

>>5266493
Nijisanji is actually more corporate than Hololive if that's what you asked.

>>5264499
What designs would you want to see for the male vtuber?

>>5266490
I assume some anon got banned for shitposting somewhere else based on a bunch of deleted posts in the other thread about NijiEN auditions, he said something about EN vtubers sounding cringy

>>5266490

>>5266535
>Ogre
>Edgelord vampire
>Golem
>Anything that isn't a fucking twink wearing female MMO armor

>>5266493
I said "not needing" not that they wouldn't. Your manager not needing to explain your entire contract, events, sponsorships, schedule and everything else to you like you're a child is another bonus if that's how you want to think about it.

>>5266535
A trap
A shota (can also be a trap) for Elira to pretend not to lust after, maybe even a kemoshota if they feel bold
A cool ikemen design attached to a dork
A robot
These are all just my fetish

>>5265346
You think coming back here after I get it? Not a chance i'm staying comfy in my safespace full of yesmen.

>>5266535
More twinks. I'm tired of western Vtubers who are afraid of embracing the bishounen side.

>>5266091
It's not a requirement. Also, its not shortcut for success.

>>5266535
A motherfucking cowboy.
>BGM is an instrumental version of an American folk song
>constantly spouts one-liners from westerns
>calls his watchers cattle

>>5264565
kino is back on the menu boys

>>5266535
megaman style robot

>>5266535
It's his time. Let him debut, Enikara.

>>5266535
Pretty much this but with a slight space theme.

>>5265486
Elira and Pomu have been saying ogey

>>5265346
Something about big guys for you

>>5267084
please be a big guy yourself

>>5267084
I'd shit on any direct /vt/ dog whistles but baneposting is based, I'll kneel for that.

>>5267022
It would be pretty funny for the weight of his peerless (non)legacy to come crashing down on the shoulders of a Holosperg that drops acid

>>5266091
Even in a corporation luck plays a large part in success. Finana probably wasn’t the strongest talent they could pick, she was the one that met their image. You could just match their corporate goal or character concept far better than other competition and get selected to be trained.

>>5266535
Please no more dudes in hoodies and monsterguys.

>>5266535
An actual good bishonen, freakier designs can always debut later.

>>5266659
Okay that's actually interesting

>>5265346
Reveal my first schedule which is just a whole week of Apex for 7 hours a day as a joke. After I end the stream I'll post my actual schedule.

>>5266151
It'd be fine if it was CSGO or Quake. People are just tired of shit games like Apex and Valorant

I hope none of you faggots here ever pass the audition.
Every anons here are autistic, awkward, unfunny degenerates like the vshojo girls and no charisma whatsoever. If you're only auditioning for your waifu/husbando, you will just be another early graduation.
I'm not even a unicorn, I just don't want the first male NijiENs to be anyone of you here, unless you can prove me wrong (unlikely)

>>5264565
niji, hire this man

>>5266659
You can probably get away with your membership being bullet calibers or cattle brands in this case

>>5264565
Please don't tell me you plan on actually drugging yourself for pretty much every stream...

>>5267360
Very well, YOU do it. Show everyone how it's done.

>>5264565
Take LSD again before you stream i beg you

>>5267433
He's projecting, of course he wouldn't consider himself good enough.

>>5267360
Ogey

>>5267454
You don't have to be good at something to understand that no one on this board is talented enough to go corpo

>>5264565
godspeed, you magnificent bastard

what if i audition despite being a literal girl

Real talk for a sec: if you don't already have an established online presence as a streamer, indie or corpo, you shouldn't bother auditioning at all. Any official word implying the opposite is just corpo speak to appear inclusive.

>>5267534
Several Nijis have no past lives as a streamer.

>>5264565
Kino's back on the menu!
Post your audition tape if you don't end up getting in.

>>5267539
And all of NijiEN did.

>>5267555
fishe...

>>5267433
lol I'm not even interested in streaming or auditioning. Just by looking at /aud/ threads and how you fags post here it's very much apparent that none of you (and me, before you fags go muh projection) have none of the charisma and talent to entertain people.

>>5267415
Yeah he's gonna get terminated when they find out kek

>>5264565
Godspeed

>>5266535
supervillain

>>5264499
Not me. I have the autistic stammering voice.

>>5265468
Not sure if he was live in the niji free NY concert but he sounded nice there.

>>5266535
Ossan or manly guy like belmond.

>>5267533
do it

>>5266535
Someone who actually appeals to fags and not just Fujos.

>>5267933
Like?

>>5267899
bara would be cool too

>>5267953
The guy who designed Yashiro and Maimoto does bara so there's always a chance

>>5267969
those are some nice guys he draws

>>5266535
Blacksmith.

all i want is a non human (or human with ears or horns) i need another debi or a small nasty goblin or something like that, i need him to focus on strategy games using monstruous races

>>5267579
She did collab'd with twitch streamers just never debuted.

>>5264499
Seaniggers

>>5268196
That's not much of an "established online presence"

>>5264499
Yes so I can fuck Sasaki

>>5267534
Don't listen to this anon, he's trying to thin out the competition.

>>5264565
Holy based

>>5267582
You're not wrong. It seems like the best we have to offer is an ESL that has to take substances only to still be boring lol.

>>5264499
I'd try if I had experience streaming to be honest
Good luck to the fags applying, you better be funny if you get in

>>5264550
fpbp and same

>>5267582
Oh, I didn't know you had an eye for these things. Do you work for a company, champion?
>I'm not even interested
If you aren't even going to try then remain quiet.

>>5264499
>full name
Can't I just use a pseudonym or something? Do I really need to tell them my name?

>>5269080
Anon... this is literally a job application, of course they need your full name...

>>5269080
The information isn't going to leak. They'll need your name in case you actually make it so they can send you the iPhone with the Nijisanji app for streaming purposes.

Man. I'm scared for whoever gets through here. I'm sure at least one of them will attract a Kpop tier fanbase, and that man's life will be in danger.

>>5269080
They're going to need your credit card info to pay you for Youtube/goods and your address for the iPhone you dumbass of course they need your name.

I'd try it but I'm a wage slave with a job that pays too well to leave. It's not like anyone wants to see someone play civ 6 on deity for 3 days out of the week.

>>5267059
But it was never a mystery is NijiEN lurked/posted here. Pomu might have been on 4chan during the /a/ /jp/ split.

>>5269080
4chin social autism strikes again

>>5269191
Nijisanji is perfect for you. You can treat it like a side gig while keeping your current job. You only need to stream 3 times a week, and I assume after the first few months you'll have free reign to take breaks whenever you want.

>>5269191
A lot of livers have second jobs, second Youtubes even on top of it.

there might be some females who get in but I doubt any male from here will get in and if they do they'll probably be fired for grooming their underage fans or something

>>5269191
A good portion of Niji's adult members are actually wageslaves
Hell, they even have a medical student (Sukoya) who has stopped all solo streams up until March next year

>>5269352
Hololive has the same 3 streams a week requirement for their chuubas. I am actually not sure if any Nijisanji branch other than EN has it.

>>5268926
Sure, take the leap. Go for broke. Spend the coming months feeling your spirit slowly break as your audition video's view count remains at 0. Watch as the tiny handful of final debutes all sound suspiciously similar to indies of decent repute who conspicuously graduated recently.

t. NijiEN1 applicant

>tfw norfern brit
theres no way they'd ever accept my voice

>Sure, take the leap. Go for broke. Spend the coming months feeling your spirit slowly break as your audition video's view count remains at 0. Watch as the tiny handful of final debutes all sound suspiciously similar to indies of decent repute who conspicuously graduated recently.
>t. NijiEN1 applicant

>>5269389
>they'll probably be fired for grooming their underage fans
That's the plan

>>5269438
There's nothing to be lost from trying. Failing isn't something that should crush you forever, it should be something that motivates you to improve. Pomu failed at getting into Hololive, then she bounced back, became an indie and put in the effort to get gud.

>>5269438
why would your spirit break? do you spend months upset over every job audition when you don't hear anything?

>>5269441
People love exotic regional British accents. You'd have something that most other VTubers can't replicate.

>>5269389
>>5269461
Following in his foot steps I see.

>>5269513
every time i see this guy, i think "narukami"

>>5269352
>>5269373
>>5269404
I also sound like the cookie monster but with a deeper voice. No one likes my voice.

>>5269553
Then why the hell are you thinking about applying...

>>5264499
I would but I'm too afraid of stepping out of my comfort zone. I already have a consistent 50-70 live viewers on my streams and that's with exclusively playing grand strategy and occasionally stellaris

>>5266535
If I was a male vtuber I'd make my gimmick weight loss. Start with a fat avatar that eventually becomes ikemen as time goes by. Zatsudan workout streams, ring fit, and regular games for "cheat days". I'd also require fans to workout with me because we're all gonna make it.

>>5269562
It'd be fun too get in or at least try.

>>5269191
Anon if you have enough money to buy good equipment you shouldn't be shy to try! I'd watch you playing civ6 and also ago is a civ fan too, there is no need to shying away!

>>5269588
Plz apply, I need to see that from a big corpo. And Anycolor should have permissions, at least one of the IDs has streamed Stellaris a few times.

>>5269710
VR has also streamed Stellaris

Bros, how fluent do you have to be? I have a slight ESLchama accent... It's kinda like Ina's, but more pronounced.

>>5269769
Ina doesn't have an accent

>>5269769
What language? If it's Korean girls are going to squeal over you.

You miss all the shots you never take. Don't let anyone tell you, you aren't good enough. Try and try again.

>>5269769
Knowing the definition of fluency would be a start.

>>5269588
No way you'll get big numbers etc. playing those kind of games but who cares? A lot of my enjoyment of Nijisanji comes from the fact a lot of their streams feel very homey and relaxed instead of painstakingly preplanned etc. Layla already plays those kind of game by the way, perhaps you might be able to collab with her if you get in,

>>5269801
this is a lie
if you're a pajeet or Pinoy it's already over for you

>>5264565
Im really rooting for you to get in
so that I can report you to the police

>>5269789
Uhh it's kinda slavic, I guess
It's not the retarded kind
>>5269805
You know what I mean anonchama

>>5269907
Yes, I do. Fluency has nothing to do with your accent as long it's not incromprehensible. It's a non-issue in this regard. What you should worry about is if your accent is pleasant to listen to.

>>5264565
KREV LOVE

Someone give me a character idea, I got nothing. I'll probably play Risk of Rain 2 for the video.

>>5271225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6AopdaBW-I

>>5271225
You do know you don't even need to actually play a game, right? You're just simulating the idea. Coming up with a character isn't difficult and you have to do an introduction. If you can't even do that much, this might not be for you.

>>5271225
Something that resonates with you.
Like cyberpunk? Be a cyborg.
Like westerns? Be a cowboy.
Like pirate flicks? Be a pirate.
It's what Hazard Hornet did as an /m/ and tokusatsu fag, except he didn't pull it off. Maybe you will.

Also, I'm not sure if RoR 2 is the game for this. It's great, but I don't think it's all that entertaining to watch someone play it solo.

>>5271225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tMDskksmzg
You can play a character like what noraneko doing

>>5267534
Fish was literally just a Vtweeter

>>5269191
There's someone in Njji who not only has a job, but also wife a and a kid.

>>5271516
Does Valefor still take commissions? I like his bootleg mecha designs

I honestly thought long and hard about applying but I think the pressure would get to me and/or I'd want to do content that isn't really conducive to streaming i.e making a 6 hour long video on a dating simulator or ranting about the CIA breaking sound in vmware and say nigger a bunch. I also think male vtubers are kind of cringe.

>>5269513
I have a feeling that this will happen to EN2

>>5264565
NIJITENDO HIRE THIS MAN

>>5271769
Should also mention that Gwelu's very entertaining in spite of his many responsibilities.

>>5271843
Hopefully the company can detect this kind of creep early and make sure he doesn't make it.

>>5265346
I'll put "rats" as one of my favourite things when I get to the likes/dislikes section.

>>5271769
>>5271893
And it leads to funny situations like when his team won a match in the apex tournament and his wife scolded him for being too loud when commemorating

>>5271358
You telling me to do that type of voice/personality?
>>5271516
I took a shower after making that comment and thought maybe Hades would be better.
>>5271670
This is actually pretty helpful, thanks.

Anyone know how strict they are with the video being five minutes long?

>>5271909
That guy's case was not something a company could do. 5ch autists found his roommate account by noticing a kanae stream playing on his second monitor while he was streaming on twitch, connected the dots and doxxed him by noticing his voice

>>5272189
Try to make sure you meet the 5 minute goal or end it pretty close to it. More than 4minutes.
Remember that it's 2 parts: A character introduction and simulating a stream.

I hope a metalhead applied so Sachou can finally have friend.

>>5272189
Joe Rikiichi went over the time limit by like 15 minutes or something but he was so entertaining that the interviewers didn't even care.

What’s the minimum practise time to make it? Do you think anybody who failed last time is gonna make it in this time?

>>5264550
Don't joke around like that, she is likely gonna have to end up in serious mental therapy if the rrats are correct. You don't just remove such a basic part of a women amd expect everything to be ok.

>>5265346
You know how Gura did the A meme, you do the same but instead of A you say fuck trannies and fuck jannies.

>>5278584
Didn't Nene apply for Hololive like five times?
Also, Kanae originally applied for NijiJP gen 2 and actually didn't make it. Only later he was called up and asked if he wanted to join NijiGamers and look at him now.

>>5264499
https://youtu.be/nqzod5FPJv8
I hope he applies cause I'd unironically watch this autist

>>5278857
I thought Nene sent all applications, or four of them, for a single audition.

>>5269553
That's actually pretty funny you could play up how silly you sound for comedy

>>5264499
my first thought about this was "fish girl is going to be molested"

What do you do if you don't have any talents, aren't interesting and have a shitty voice?

>>5279386
More like fish girl is going to molest autistic boys.

>>5279386
Knowing fish she would probably get off on it.

>>5279386
Not possible, she wants it too badly.

>>5279472
She's reading this thread and getting off to it.

>>5264499
me, I gonna collab with gura through this one day

>>5264565
I haven't seen that thread, did he record something while on LSD?

>>5279444
you stop complaining and start working towards discovering your talents, working on your voice, and building a personality.

>>5279578
>Put in effort to achieve what most other applicants will be capable of naturally
I'm good, thanks.

>>5279444
fake it till you make it

>>5279504
>HoloEN
>Ever gonna collabing with nijis
You have better chance joining Vshoujo

>>5264990
Great actor
Also I can draw pretty decently

>>5267618
any% speedrun of Nijisanji Vtuber career

>>5279444
You know how there are the overconfident types that think they are talented but in reality that absolutely aren't? Can't it work the other way with someone who is interesting but is not aware of that? You won't know until you try.

>>5280182
No, because if you were interesting in any way people would provide you with some kind of validation for it.

>>5264499
>Male character form
>Gender does not matter
?

>>5265781
>>5266627
extremely based

>>5269080
It is literally a job.
No shit they need your name.

>>5280486
How playing a male character is different from playing a dragon, an elf, an animal or a robot?

>>5280486
NijiJP has Suzuki Masaru. He's a boy played by a girl.

>>5266535
rebel
>generally rude as fuck
>actively refers to seniors as equals
>karaoke streams and original songs/covers consist of hard rock and metal
>streams whatever the fuck they want and you're gonna like it
>constantly shitting on chat
>always the black sheep in collabs and will act as a yab absorbent
>sprinkled moments of genuine self-reflection to demonstrate a true purpose behind their rebellious nature
>scars, sleeve and full back tattoos, brass knuckles
this would be me if I had it in me to apply

Does it have to be unedited footage of the stream? I was going to post a clip compilation from various games.

I know nothing about Niji and I don't have a good PC. Would they give me one for free if I get selected?

>>5280844
No. Even Hololive doesn't do it for it's Japanese branch.

>>5280844
No.
Do your Niji reps and get a somewhat decent PC. All you get is a free iPhone which is for the Nijisanji app.

>>5265414
>afaik we don't have much of those instances for kuzuha.
True, but there are some live segments in this
https://youtu.be/e__LwrjH0Ug
And I believe this is mostly untouched
https://youtu.be/W8xhFIXFw5g

>>5269080
Poor anon already got filtered.

>>5280814
It doesn't have to be from an actual stream of yours, look at this video of norakeko to get an idea on what you COULD do >>5271670

>>5278754
w-what are they removing?
>>5264565
i fucking love you

>>5281170
The most common cancer preventive surgery is mastectomy.

>>5271843
Pomu and Elira seem experienced enough to not fall for that shit.
Finana would let you seduce her and then blackmail you for gacha bux.

>>5279643
No one is a natural my buddy

mfw its just traps with female roommates

>>5272189
>You telling me to do that type of voice/personality?
yes

>>5265346
Not /vt/, because that's cringe. I will dog whistle /fit/ though.

Me, and I rather like the idea I got while reading this thread. Wish me luck or a swift death.

>>5264499
What are the perks? They give you a gaming PC or something coz I don't have one.

>Considering applying
>No real redeemable talent (unless you want to see a Solidworks stream?)
>Decent or slightly above decent in vidya
>Decent job so why would i stress out myself on a second job trying to pander to already hateful cucks
>Probably stonewalled on backend to not uwu the female talent
>Probably gonna say a gamer word when/if i get titled in shooters or dota
Fuck it bros, i can't sell myself against this idea, might as well try right?
How the fuck do social rejects like Bahroo find 0 issue with this line of work but normal human beings find it offputting?

>>5283258
Go for it dude, at least you’ll have something to show for it.

>>5283211
probably only the OBS card and a decent webcam

>>5283258
Had just enough confidence to gun for it anyway.

In this line of work especially, Confidence carries you far past talent.

>>5279263
Why would she do that?

>>5283258
People make a big deal out of English speaking talent saying the nigger word but if worst comes to worst you'll just have to make a corporate apology and be done with it, Kiara didn't even need to do that much, don't worry about it

>>5264565
Go for it schizo bro

>>5283501
There’s a big difference between reading a lyric without thinking and saying nigger out of rage

>>5264499
How much do you think they care about themes overlapping between their talents?
As an example would it be fine to apply as a detective when Shellin Burgandy is already around?
Honestly there are so many members that all of my potential ideas are taken in some variation.

>>5266535
Something like Medic from TF2
> and that's how I lost my medical license

>>5284124
The actual character you get is supplied for you by the company, it doesn't matter what you apply as just for an audition.

>>5283921
There's what, around 10 schoolgirls? Two detectives is not the end of the world, probably.

>>5284124
There’s like 10 demons/demon world characters

>>5284124
There's been rrats about no overlapping character traits because of the MeiRoa thing, but I really don't think they give a shit as long as the character design is different. Like Shellin is basically already using the quintessential British Sherlock vibe, but maybe you could go for a different look.

>>5284232
>>5284124

>>5264565
YOU CAN DO IT SCHIZO
GODSPEED

>>5284266
The thing about that was that Roa’s accent was one she come up with herself and was part of her character, not some stock archetype

>>5284124
it probably depends how 'specific' it is and how many livers already fit the bill. a dragon, elf or demon nobody will bat an eye (they are but vague concepts to begin with) however if you're a detective or host for example there will inevitably be comparisons so you would need to bring something new to the table.

>>5283258
Jesus Chirst just be funny. Crack some jokes.
Send in a audition tape where you roast some their competition.

rrat: they dropped hazardhornet for some reason

Get ready for your new NijiEN male.

>>5284221
The female designs seem to be mostly set in stone. Males, however, could have more input of what they want and if Anycolor likes what the person proposes.

>>5284124
thinking about it, shellin CSI version sounds based

>>5284180
>Something like Medic from TF2
If some guy could pull off a good Medic impression I would superchat them all day.

>>5284526
I hope this faggot fucking shoots his brains out, if him or Hazard Hornet get in I'm killing myself, the worst part is this guy has an actual audience making him a likely candidate

>>5284526
>>5284592
who in the world is that

>>5264499
I got a deep voice i am always complimented on but don't have any particular skills but my voice passes the test that is for sure.

>>5284618
One of the guys behind DBZ abridged, he's a charisma black hole with SJW leanings

>>5282121
What kind of sheltered life are you living where you actually believe this?

>>5284633
are you funny or good at making conversation? are you at least ok at video games? (no need for pro gamer level, just enough not to be painful to watch.)
if yes to both of these, give it a try you got nothing to lose.

>>5284526
Fuck Takahata but if AC want instant increased brand awareness they should hire him. He's an ultra-shill that knows other big shills. Its like getting a viral marketer for free.

>>5284853
shut up shut up shut up shut up

>>5264565
It's your time to shine, anon, godspeed

>>5284713
i disagree with anon saying nobody is a natural because some people definitely are. however you can develop most (if not all) of the skills needed to be a vtuber under nijisanji. it's all about how much you want it and how much effort you're able to put into it.
of course it's way too early to audition anywhere if you haven't even tried to practice anything yet though.

Think I'm gonna apply, with a professor type character. I'm a teacher in real life, and would love to do reading streams. I'm also a good singer, so that helps. Wish me luck, anons.

>>5285035
if you have a decent voice maybe try doing one of their "voice contents" scenario ?
that's where niji makes most of their money, you might get a higher chance if you can make voice contents that people actually want to buy
include your singing too ofcourse

>>5264499
Depends, will they let me keep my character?

>>5285151
Kuzuha was allowed to keep his character from his indie days but apparently it's somewhat of a difficult thing to negotiate

>>5285139
Yeah, my thought for an audition was a classroom setting, reading some poetry, and including some singing as well. During the pandemic I've taken to recording multitrack music by myself (barbershop quartets, classical, etc) to keep entertained. That could be a unique gimmick for a stream, watching a 4 part thing coming together in real time.

>>5284853
He’s a problem waiting to happen for a corporation. He has “recovering addict” in his twitter bio and has at least 100 tweets about being an addict and relapsing.

>>5267280
Wdym by monsterguys, like kemonomimi or something else

>>5285248
I don't know if that'd be a yab for Nijisanji standards, but they are a Japanese company and the Japanese aren't big on drugs to put it lightly so it is possible.

>>5285203
wasn't he also scouted? his time as an indie was quite short too.

>>5285035
Anon, don't you fucking step into the niche I'm going for.

Id love to see another Castlehead or Space Ghost style Niji.

When you're applying for vtubing stuff, do you actually need to make a video of you playing a game? Or can you just talk about what you plan to do or give examples of it?
In fact, do you need to record stuff at all, or is voice enough? It's not that I mind making a video, but the ideas I have are voice-based.

>>5264565
I believe in you anon! You can do it!

>>5285310
Sorry anon, may the best professor win.

If I don't hear back, I may just try this concept out anyways, could be fun.

>>5285282

>>5285429
It's good I'm not going for the exact same idea (not a professor, something a bit more complex than that). It just has a similar feel, I think. I'm getting a lot of decent ideas.
And yeah, that sounds nice too.

>>5285543
Thinker golem

Anon, if you debut with: cute voice (NOT DEEP), shounen-like avatar, good FPS skills, interest in trying different FPS games, enough patience to thank SCs. I'll support you.

>>5285543
Middle English chuuba?

https://voca.ro/14awfkn2Ad2z

I think it would be a lot of fun to read Middle English and EME literature, and have the modern English onscreen for viewers to follow along.

>>5286017
Sounds fun.
https://voca.ro/1nBFBmFjuXqi

>>5264565
as a fellow hoshiyomi, i feel like i have a duty. i dont have drugs but i do have a burning alcohol addiction. time for round 2 myself

>>5285035
I'm rooting for you. I want more smart Nijis who can participate in Nijiquiz.

>>5285035
that sounds amazing ngl. if you make it please read dostoyevsky. need a daddy professor to read me some of his books to sleep

>>5286169
But he needs to understand Japanese

>>5286017
If you do table top rpgs
PLEASE SUBMIT AN AUDITION

This goes to anyone other DM/GMs in this thread. Please submit an audition.

>>5286285
Oh shit I completely forgot I could also do that along with my other ideas.

>>5286241
I'm a beginner in Japanese, but it would be my fifth language, so I'm confident I could learn it to a functional level pretty quickly.

>>5286224
Do you prefer a deep voice for reading, a more lilting higher voice, or a mix of both depending on the content I'm reading? Dostoevsky would be good, since I would want to keep things in the public domain as much as possible, for obvious reasons.

>thread coming up with niji male characters: I'm a lvl 2434 Elven Magi who would stream myself reading ancient runes and exclusively sing traditional folk songs, also I'm part Robot and would have crazy robotic tentacles or whatever and I am also half demon and have cool fang teeth and black and red eyes
>actual niji males:

>>5286348
Based Yashiro

>>5286325
whatever your voice is i would enjoy it, sir

>>5286348
You have no say for your default outfit.
Alt outfits are a thing mate

>>5286348
that's my old man and he's based as fuck
t. kuzuha channel

>>5286451
well I mean, when you come up with a million things for your gimmick in order to stand out from your competition to compensate for your personality you're going to have a very busy and unappealing design, you'd be lucky to get another outfit if people aren't immediately turned off by that original one to a point that Niji will just leave you to die.

If you're applying please be a confident male with no mental illness or substance abuse.

You will get pushed out by established indies and western realtubers who can bring their audiences with them.

>>5286548
guess i'll leave

>>5280486
women are more suited to play shotas

>>5286421
Here's a fairly neutral approach, reading part of one of the Lais of Marie de France, Bisclavret.

https://voca.ro/15mN1GgkNsu4

>>5286926
brb cumming

>>5287243
Nice, thanks anon. Want some singing to put you over the edge? Tell me which you prefer, a quartet, or classical solo.

>>5287311
sing some frank sinatra or chet baker please i will spill

>>5287323
Don't have time right now, but I have some barbershop quartets on hand. Not quite great American songbook stuff, but a little older. Nice harmony, though. Just imagine watching a chuuba split himself into 4, record each track one by one, and then debut the performance. I'd like to do that. I think people would enjoy watching it come together start to finish.

https://voca.ro/1iFVzcLItmLy

>>5287474
ANYCOLOR, HIRE THIS MAN

>>5264565
He's doing it bros, he's doing it!!!

>>5287474
PLEASE APPLY I WILL SIMP LEGIT I WILL USE ALL OF MY SAVINGS ON YOU I CANNOT CHALLENGE THIS

Wanted to but can’t, I’ll have to wait for second gen or HoloStars EN

>>5287474
>professor character
>can sing amazingly (and a type of singing that isn't in nijisanji yet)
>can teach the chat interesting stuff
>polyglot
>bed time story streams
>can tell funny school stories
i will be awaiting your debut warmly

>>5287647
i will be waiting with open akasupas

>>5287505
>>5287566
>>5287647
Thanks anons! I'm gonna work on drafting a good audition and hope for the best. Have some more music for the road.

Shine on Me (barbershop):
https://voca.ro/1kZbJRBs6KWo

Solo from Brahms' Neue Liebeslieder (classical, part of a larger performance):
https://voca.ro/1bMJ9RvTIBnp

Thanks for the ideas and support!

>>5287926
you are too fucking based
have you streamed before?

>>5287926
honestly, the only criticism is just your mic, which you can't really changeunless you've got good income, so obviously i cant blame you. i really can't wait to see you stream, whether in nijisanji or just in general. good luck anon!

>>5287975
Nope! Most I've done is stream myself playing Doom megawads to my friends, so they can see how absolutely bonkers the difficulty in Scythe 2 gets. But being a performer and being a teacher means I've got no trouble talking to audiences and groups of people for extended periods of time.

I love games, but if I was to be a chuuba, I'd rather do something different than endless Minecraft streams.

>>5288042
as long as you won't fall into the trap of FPS every day i will be rooting for you

>>5288042
i feel you really should go into streaming, although take it at your own pace of course! i'd be genuinely interested in what you

pleaselinkyouryoutubeortwitchherewhenyoustartoutibegyou

Fuck it, I'mma do it so I can try to fuck fish.

>>5287474
I kneel, you're clearly the better professor. Maybe I'll still fit in there along with you, you're clearly getting in though.

>>5288298
bruh i kneeled long before get in line to simp

>>5288335
Shut up dork, I'm that man's colleague.

>>5264565
Dangerously based

>>5266535
Supreme Gentleman vtuber pls

>>5288348
i get less than 700 dollars a month and i will use all that money on him dont tempt me

>>5266535
If I could choose I would go for a radio host/gentleman type, mix in some horror or mystery type deal.
The thing is I'd need a charecter to really match my voice since its a pure bass voice and that doesn't really fit a lot of anime twinks.

>>5287474
i hope you sing some sea shanty like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-vFUP1vefo

i would love you, anon.

>>5264499
>Male vtuber
Does anyone watch them? Who? Men want waifus and women don't care enough about men to throw money at them (or even stand up for them in general). It's as much of a lost cause as that short-lived trend where porn tried to appeal to women.

>>5266659
>Cattle
Cringe

>Buckos
Based

>Pardners
Ascended

>Banditos
Enlightened

>>5289506
I haven't, though I should, those are fun. For the audition, I was probably going to do something like, read a poem or two, have the bell to end class ring, then do a realtime recording of a barbershop tag, starting with one part, then splitting into two, recording the second, splitting into 3, etc, until all 4 parts are down. Something like this.

https://voca.ro/1j59Rm1fa7mh

Short, but shows exactly how I'd do it, with sheet music and Audacity on screen.

>>5289675
The four most superchatted vtuber streams of all time belong to Nijiguys...

>>5289675
idk you tell me

>>5289764
i'm rooting for you
remember my request when you get in

>>5289826
Alright, and now show me the rankings by revenue.

>>5289675
You are wrong on so many accounts.
Yes the most popular is almost at 1 mil and averages more viewers compared to most girls.
Women throw insane amounts of money at them just like men do so they get noticed.
Women consume pornographic material basically as much as men but it's in a different form, why do you think books like 50 shades of gray form a multi billion dollar industry.

You seem to put women on some pedestal and think they are wildly different yet you just don't notice their habits like their obsession with male idols like in stuff like Kpop, because you are so focused on your own sphere.

>>5289937
SC of all time
>Hololive
coco, rushia, pegora, marine
>Nijisanji
kuzuha, kanae, shachou, fuwa
idk where to find most superchatted singular stream but fuwa broke the record at 17mil yen

>>5289675
>women don't care enough about men to throw money at them
you literally have no idea what you're talking about

>>5289848
i will kiss this host

>>5290165

>>5289675
I feel like this is just bait.