/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Airi is cute

>>51671687
I want to cum
in pippa's bum

i love hime so much

>>51671687
I love them so much

>>51671687
That girl looks like she smells nice...

ピッパ抱きします!

Pippa LOVE

PIPKIN, KSON, NEURO AND FLAKES WILL BE MINE OR THEY WILL BURN!

I like Lia! only Lia! always Lia!
So proud of Lia for all she did this weekend at Offkai!!!

>>51671739

Offkai goers finally get to sleep this includes Sakana

cum

what now? any vod or music reps i should do?

I love Panko.
I will always love Panko.
Not a day goes by where I don't think about how much I love Panko.

https://www.twitch.tv/pippa

>"oh I already read that"

>>51671892
You're full of bologna.

I love my girlfriend Ember!

stinky

>>51671883
mandatory "stream Potion by Michiru" comment

I want to hug the Pippa.

http://poal.me/7lfk9r

Fuck pipnigs

jig?

Does anyone have that picture of Uruka's thighs from the coffee stream?

>>51671978

>>51671810
As the sun shone brightly on Father's Day, Xalamon and Henri, the two passionate husbands, embarked on a joyous celebration of their unique love story. Defying societal norms, they had fought for their right to marry and build a family together. Xalamon, having recently given birth to their son Sakana through the magic of Phase World's best witch Michiru. He felt a deep connection to the joys and challenges of fatherhood.

Henri, being the romantic at heart, had planned an extravagant surprise for Xalamon. With an air of mischief, he discreetly reached out to their closest friends and family, inviting them to a grand Father's Day extravaganza at their luxurious residence.
As the day dawned, Henri filled their home with the tantalizing aroma of a gourmet breakfast, accompanied by a fine selection of champagne. Xalamon awoke to the delightful sight of a lavish spread, his heart brimming with gratitude for the life they had created together.

With a mischievous smile, Henri presented Xalamon with an opulent gift box, containing a sparkling diamond necklace. Xalamon's eyes widened with surprise and excitement as he embraced Henri, feeling like the luckiest man in the world.
In the afternoon, they gathered by the pool, surrounded by the laughter and cheers of their loved ones. All the talents from Phase Connect were there, Pippa, Lia, and Lumi even baked a cake together. A live band played their favorite songs, setting the tone for an unforgettable day. Henri, with his charm and wit, took the stage and performed a heartfelt serenade dedicated to Xalamon, the love of his life.
As the evening approached, a grand fireworks display illuminated the night sky, captivating everyone's hearts. The celebrations continued late into the night, with dancing and laughter. Tenma even got drunk and defeated everyone in Mahjong until Michiru stepped in and put Tenma in her place with her gamer ability.

Deep into the late night, long after everyone else had left and Sakana peacefully slumbered in his crib, Xalamon and Henri found themselves nestled together in their cozy bed. The room was bathed in the soft glow of candlelight, casting a warm and intimate ambiance. Henri looked at Xalamon, his eyes filled with love and adoration.

With a gentle touch, Henri caressed Xalamon's cheek, tracing his fingers along the contours of his face. Xalamon's heart skipped a beat, feeling the tenderness and affection radiating from Henri's touch. Their gazes locked, and in that moment, their unspoken connection spoke volumes.
Henri leaned in slowly, capturing Xalamon's lips in a gentle and lingering kiss. The room seemed to fade away as they melted into each other's embrace, their souls intertwining in a passionate dance. Time stood still as they lost themselves in the depths of their love.

With each caress, they explored the contours of each other's bodies, savoring the sensation of skin against skin. Their bodies moved in harmony, guided by a profound understanding of one another's desires and needs. Every touch, every whisper of their love, deepened the connection they shared.
Henri whispered words of love and devotion, his voice a tender melody that echoed in Xalamon's heart. They whispered secrets, dreams, and promises of a lifetime together. The room was filled with the sweet symphony of their shared desires, their bodies moving with a synchronicity born from years of love and trust.

Their love-making was an expression of their deepest emotions, a celebration of the unique bond they had forged. In the quiet intimacy of that moment, they found solace, passion, and an unbreakable connection that transcended the physical realm.
As their bodies entwined, they reveled in the profound intimacy of their union, surrendering to the waves of pleasure that washed over them. Their breaths intertwined, their hearts beating as one, as they basked in the ecstasy of their love.

Afterwards, as they lay together, their bodies intertwined and hearts still racing, they whispered words of gratitude and appreciation. The room was filled with a sense of fulfillment, a testament to the depth of their love and the joy they found in each other.
With a final gentle kiss, they drifted into a peaceful slumber, wrapped in each other's arms. In that moment, they knew that their love would endure, unyielding and unwavering, forever lighting their path as they navigated the beautiful journey of fatherhood and the boundless depths of their love for one another.

>>51671993
Get with the time, gramps. We're jongers now.

>>51671883
Phase Friend Beryl LeRou is singing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcFYTgwACZA

Phase Friend (?) Raki Razuki is doing a zatsu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diiqo5qRH1M

I think Shiina SUCKS

Good night, /pcg/. I wish you nice dreams of your oshi.

>>51671913
I'm glad Ember still has a huge ass

>>51671687
airi sucks

>>51671883
Go to sleep to wake up early for Jelly?

I'm going to stop Lumi.

>>51672058
Sleep tight, Airihead.

>>51672089
a good ol' fashioned jelly jerk sounds good

>>51672036
where's the room then, you jongers always talk about jong but never seem to fill up rooms

>>51672118

>>51672130
If it was up your butt you'd know.

>>51672036
I think jongers should Phase out!

>>51672085
Take it back!

>>51671687
Drop Idol Corp from the op

For me? the highlight of the entire weekend was Lia screaming "SAAAKKKAANAAAA" while she busted him sitting at the jong table in his coffee shop.
the look of dread on his face when he heard Lia's voice.

>>51672194
Didn't get a picture of it but late on Saturday there were some asian moms jonging with the PC crowd while one of their kids sat on the couch and played with his mom's phone.

>>51672038
Yeah me

>>51671987
Don't do it, they are all ugly
Fuck Likers

>>51672310
man was just admiring his work having all his girls sat around him

>>51672089
good idea d e s u

>>51672310
clip or webm of this moment?

>>51672058
Goodnight Airihead

lumi has been suspiciously quiet for hours

>>51672310
timestamp pl0x

>>51672371
wew

>>51672310
Is there an archive cause that sounds kino

>>51672371
where do you find these anon

Do you think Lia has realized that goon isn't a racial slur yet?

>>51672525
I am sure someone talked to her about it

pippa no longer reads my superchats why is that

>>51672525
but it is

>>51672433
new plot soon

Dizzy's slimy tits

>>51672525
the better question is what race did Lia think "goon" was a slur for when she heard it?

I will guess jewish.

>>51671279
I felt the same about Wemi. She seemed like she might be too nervous or too polite to talk to anybody and she'd have to just... wander around talking to herself or get rejected by people and just sit in silence. I think it came pretty close to happening, too.

>>51672477
even the stream was deleted
sakana is frankly disappointed in lia, he thought she would be his idol but lia has no filter + shes an idiot+ shes genuinely autistic so now shes more a liability

>>51671394
honestly, i do care about both sides of it. I cant help myself when it comes to it. Just like pippa when she enters her moods, wherether kayfabe or not i just want to hug her and let her know wagmi.

It's now Juneteenth on the east coast. YouTube has FREE emotes for you to celebrate this historical day. Show your favorite chuuba some PCG PRIDE!

>>51672371
What is happening in this image?

>>51672608
Chinese maybe? It’s similar to gook

>>51672699
>Juneteenth is a national holiday
>don't even get it off in commiefornia
what's the point

>>51672700
Throat cream pie.

>>51672569
Probably just bad timing but do you see your superchats popping up on screen? If not then you are shadowbanned by google.

>>51672608
nigger no doubt

>>51672700
Artist's rendition of my first date with Shiina

>>51672757
o-oh...

>>51672699
I thought this was just a racist caricature. I thought someone made this as a joke to mock trannies. It turns out it is a real youtube emote and you're not kidding.

>>51672700
Shiina’s vacuum cleaning service

>>51672310
someone make a catbox clip please. i must know if this is real.

>>51672699
Np thanks, I hate black people.

>>51672700
My daily routine

>>51672699
pooners rise up

I can't wait for offkai to be over. So then I can stop feeling sad I couldn't go.

>>51672753
I live in California and I have it off.

>>51671388
>>51671460
>>51671492
>>51671579

>>51672801
It’s beyond parody at this point

>>51672904
I live in California and I don't

>>51672699
what the fuck it's real

>>51672597
Didn't ask

>>51672891
It ended 3 hours ago

Will OffKia 2023 be looked at as the peak of Phase Connect? How can it get better than this?

>>51672635
>now shes more a liability

>>51672699
I don't even get how this became a thing. Why do they need the day off when not many of them work anyways too?

>>51672925
Screw the coffee. If Sakana can make this happen, I will literally fly anywhere in the world to see it in person.

>>51672925

>>51672970
Next year it is explicitly a Phase convention and everyone else is just a guest.

>>51672970
>Peak of Phase Connect
bro at this point Sakana can do better with a large tent and a dream

>>51672925
YELLOW WOMANNNNN

>>51672925
Incredibly based anon, i believe in sad yippie finally defeating yellow woman

>>51672941
Somehow this emote is more racist than all of 4chan combined. Is this based?

>>51672635
In terms of presentation and spectacle? No. this was THE event.

Next time, other small corpos with any extra money are gonna make it much more difficult for Phase to have a complete takeover of the hotel lobby.

>Lia's anniversary is on Juneteenth

>>51672925
Don't ramp chads usually win though?

[Lia News] she is teasing drinking for tomorrow. I will try not to concernfag.

>>51672925
>Kraken
>winning
Lol
Lmao

>>51673241
She went off her meds specifically for this weekend just so she could get drunk

Pippa love~!

I really do love this dumb overthinking dork.

>>51673241
Isn’t she a little young for that?

>>51672925
Lia is a wedge and was born into a family of wedges. Wedge always wins.

>>51673173
I've always found it amazing how much actually-appropriate use this image gets

>>51673201
Robot battles have a really bad balance between fun and actually effective strategies, and can only work when people don't try that hard

>>51672962
where's Yuri?

>>51673310
Just like vtubing and gaming

>>51673327
She got deployed to Afghanistan

>>51672925
>gen 3 will debut sometime before OffKai
>there will be 22 roombas running around
what a time to be alive

>>51673327
https://twitter.com/nanobites_/status/1670289054225530880
She made a scene and had to be escorted out

>>51673327
bro. whos gonna tell him

Any femanons want to go to offkai with me next year? You have to pay for the tickets and also give me blowjobs.

Who would be the top in a Jelly/Shiina relationship?

>>51673327
nanobites is on a sad arc into irrelevancy, a cautionary tale

>>51670298
From which league team is the original logo? I was thinking it was from Greece, but I have no idea.

>>51673173
>seen this picture for like 8 months
>just now noticed the Lia oshi mark on the dashiki
kek

>>51673327
Right here.

>>51673378
Shiina? Jelly is the bottom in every ship.

>>51673414
Jelly is a feral beast in the bedroom, I just know it

>>51673394
Eredivisie's Fortuna Sittard

>>51673286
No, she's flying to Germany for this stream

>>51673451

>>51673451
I believe you based on her diet alone. She's a carnivore.

I will plap Wemi.

>>51673327
She died on the way to her home planet

I can't believe that Fishman didn't let one of his top talents, Kirsche, go to offkai. You would think he would treat the girl that Pippa leeched off of to get where she is today, better.

>>51672763
yeah it popped up on screen, me and a few other people

>>51673555
Dad...?

>>51673327
you'd be better off not knowing

>>51673451
she would ride like beast in heat

>>51673555
please fuck seething femanon instead, she needs to get laid

>>51673555
You look old. Like an uncle. I can't tell if it's the creepy or cool kind but definitely an uncle of some kind.

>>51673555
Sorry dude, you're being recruited into the likers. It's bubble butt bitos only for you.

>>51673555
oji-san...

>>51673555
Godspeed you sexy beast

>>51673555
very cute

>>51673588
someone asked fishman where the Kirsche coffee was, I hope that got on camera

>>51673555
fix her anon.

>>51673555
Pedoji-san
I'll be rooting for you, but you would have more chances acting your age

>>51673472
Thanks, Familia

>>51673327
She’ll be fine I think. She seems to be really pushing her art stuff more now. I’m rooting for her.

>>51673327
likely contemplating suicide after watching her friends she turned her back to last year debut in Idol, and then days later watch as her former home Phase Connect literally had a Big 3 level takeover of a con

>>51673691
not possible, she's already perfect

>>51673671
"youre one year too early" - Sakana (probably)

>>51673709
many vtubers love daddy figures, since they lack them in their own lives

I'm just gonna up and say it. I'm sick and tired of the post office getting so many days off. They get days off for the stupidest shit.

>>51673746
That's why I said act your age.

>>51672801
Niggers are walking, breathing racist caricatures. Every defining character trait which could be ascribed to a nigger is considered derogatory to some degree due to the fact that it is tainted purely on account of being associated with them. it’s their natural state of being to encompass and display every single negative stereotype about themselves all the time.

>>51671687
Wait, Sleepy was at OffKai?

>>51673758
My bank is closed tomorrow, so this is their fault. They just wanted more days off, those dirty bankers

>twink ceo
Fishman has competition
https://twitter.com/mino_mieko/status/1670570365016219651

Juneteenth Fact: Experts say Vtubing is Black Culture when its fans use ebonics like "ayo" and Black-inspired zoomer creole.

>go to write Lia kudo
>log in
>see I wrote one last year for her
>look at it
>a lot of the old guard got filtered and haven't been seen since that time

>>51673818
IMMA BOUT TO BOSS THAT BUSSY

>>51673876
Only the strongest cucks survive Liker bro…

>>51672586
The word you’re thinking of is coon.

>>51673555
Alright femanons, deerotic poster and brat poster both said they like hands, are this guys hands nice? What about hands makes them nice?

>>51672464
>>51672477
>>51672817
It's very real, it happened at the beginning of the stream, like 10 minutes in. Sakana is sitting alone at the mahjong table... waiting for a challenge or whatever.

>>51673327
waking up from a comma?

>>51673818
I wish my parents had money so I could start a vtuber company...

What the fuck jelly made a bgm for new corpo girl

>>51673801
Her friend who was selling cards? of her walked her around on an ipad.

>>51673818
Hot

>>51673818
who would top?

>>51673976
She is cute

>>51673976
yeah and she's good, pippa also likes that particular chuuba, raided her in fact

>>51672710
>>51673917
Black peepo obviously. Goons are tough guys in da hood. One basketball couch got in trouble a few years ago for calling out his players, saying that "they were acting like goons".

I ask again: what was the thing Lia teased last night for gen2 panel? Was she just baiting to get people to watch or was there an announcement?

>>51673976
That is my wife

>>51673977
was her friend hot?

>>51673986
He's already getting topped by Aviel. So Sakana is a bottom by default.

>>51673595
She had a shit ton of superchats for a smaller than average stream, so try not to worry about it. I know that pain though, she hasn’t read aloud any of my member milestones for 4 months in a row. At least she read a few of my chats tonight and Friday.

>>51673918
I do like them when they are veiny.

>>51672569
>>51673595
Shut the fuck up, she gets tons of superchats, she will invariably miss a few of those dumb $2 chats. Archivebro has you on his list, but she didn't read it today.

>>51674053
>At least she read a few of my chats
Isn't that a lot more special than reading the big fat green message?

any good stream doko

>>51674013
looks like she also loves her back

Lumi is gone…for a whole week…what am I gonna do? Who am I gonna watch? I can’t last a full week without Lumi, it’s not possible. Everything sucks and I’m gonna take my anger out by being a the most vitriolic anti forwards everyone else.

>>51674098
>17 streamers
>0 streams

>>51674032
it was just bait

>>51673977
Oh, so her friend selling those prints walked around with her on the Ipad. That’s pretty neat but fuck, I can’t believe I missed it.

>>51673942
This one?
,

>>51672569
Which one were you?

>>51674124
Watch one of her wives instead.

>>51673818
holy heck thats one cute boy
I Like. A lot.

Like to the point I am gonna jerk off to him

>>51674115
Pippa is poaching her right out of the cradle

>>51673818
he looks like an actual child

>>51674153
I don't think it was streamed, you can go check out Pippa's roomba vod for the minute of her that was on stream if you really want to.

>>51674178
lol it would be hilarious if you uploaded a video of you doing it hahahahah

>>51674200
she kinda sounds like Lisa is i can see why

https://twitter.com/lumikaneko/status/1670650500537282560
I MISS LUMI
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>51674178
liker no

>>51672970
Phase can set up a con only for themselves, where each talent has time to do whatever they want. They only have to get something right, and that's the Internet + audio issues. If they can do that, they are golden.

>>51674274
YELLOW WOMAAAAAAAAAN

>>51674274
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>51674021
There are so many slurs for niggers it’s honestly insane, thank you for expnding my slur library anyways

>>51674124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o20XUBgiUBk

>>51674274
calling it now, by the time she gets back two corpo vtubers will have graduated

>>51674274
this is where the fun (the sadness) begins

>>51674115
good, i'm fully Pixelpilled now

>>51674317
It's not really a traditional slur for niggers, but realistically any word that anyone ever uses to refer to them is functionally a slur.

>>51673451
>>51673501
>>51673525
>>51673613
>>51673378
Shiina goes to the gym and is strong. Her only major issue is her scoliosis, which may be a real problem in a combat situation.

I like Lumi, I love her streams and I watch her to destress a lot of the time.
I also hate Lumi, she causes me a disgusting amount of stress a lot of the time.
Fuck you Lumi.

>>51674124
try the pixellink girls, something new

>>51674317
Any completely neutral descriptor becomes a slur simply by association, especially if it means black, but also any delinquent behavior associated with them like "gang" or "thug."

>>51674153
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1849753543?t=01h11m08s

>>51670522
was she the Lucy cosplayer? If she was, she's unironicaly hot

>>51674274
I hope she has made up good fake personality about hows shes not a vtuber to her normies friends. Like, you can't tell anyone you are a vtuber.

Fucking yellow whore, delaying my jellylumi collab by another week, kys

>>51674390
How much does she bench press, bro?

Future Phase Connect Gen 3 talent is doing a karaoke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcFYTgwACZA

>>51674094
I guess, but the times I sent them she didn’t read any of my regular chats either. It’s feast or famine when it comes to attention from your oshi.

>>51674509
lemao idol will poach her as an individual talent

>>51673605
It would be funny to discover Yuri was always the most /here/tuber of them all

>>51673588
>>51673744
I was watching today the old Pippa + Kirsche stream called something like "Abusing the healer" (they are playing Tera). Kirsche mentions that she made a video with her lore, and sent it to Phase, presumably as an application to Invaders. She was too hot to handle, not idol enough for Fishman.

>>51674464
I can't imagine she can say anything related to what she does without her friends just assuming she does onlyfans. She probably just says she's doing something related to whatever her degree was or consulting work with an NDA.

>>51674544
They just released Gen 2 and Fishman was spotted in her chat previously.

>>51674161
let's assume the average chat is 10$, incorporating the membership gifts as well; that's 14,000 dollars in 7 days

what

>>51674544
Why are you even here?

>>51674209
10-4 anon, I’ll check it out tomorrow.

>>51674568
fishman just loves to run around, doesn't really mean anything
>They just released Gen 2
infinite money glitch

>>51674594
the average is NOT $10 it's like two Pippa reads all of them

>>51674178
yeah im def getting hit on by likers next year at offkai, im scared

>>51674594
>$10
$2

>>51674509
>>51674544
>>51674568
GO BACK TO /pkg/ SCHIZO
NO ONE LIKES TALENT SPECULATION

>>51674594
Could've been in Pippa's chat. Some Brazilian repeatedly sending Happy Birthday and ESL supas for $0.33 per

>>51674613
am i not allowed to watch more than one company?

I can't believe Lumi is dead

>>51674594
>let's assume the average chat is 10$
That's a big fucking assumption when most of her audience is latinx. The average is $5 according to PB.

>>51674650
phase konnect bros...

>>51674661
>>51674639
>>51674649
fair enough
>>51674657
lol

>>51674554
I would argue she is second only to Pippa
Although I wouldn't have any receipts for that

>>51674404
You are right, the word that the coach used was not "goons", it was "thugs" in fact.
But yeah, basically any word that is used to describe gangs, immediately is associated with blacks unless you specify ethnic group like Hispanic gangs.

>>51674681
kek

>>51674659
shes offline at this time, its joever

>>51673371
I'll need a hotel room, preferably one that is facing away from traffic and also has a balcony. I like to look at the stars at night. If you can afford a suite that's even better and I will respect you more. I'll also need exclusive access to your credit card for the event so I can buy all of the Iori merchandise and yes that includes the standee auctioned off at the end of OffKai. Ember went for 1700 and I would like to beat that for deer wife.
While we are at the con, you are not allowed to leave my side for more than 3 seconds or you forfeit being my pretend boyfriend. Just the same, you are not allowed to take breaks. This is a big con and there's alot of places to hit, we will not miss a single panel or event happening because your feet hurt. Get in shape, you literally have a year
>yeah but my friends are going and-
No
>but i want to see [vtuber] she's my oshi
Not without my express written approval. You will have to submit your oshi to me for consideration beforehand if you want approval to see her. If I do approve of her, there's a few simple rules to follow: no flirty chit-chat, lingering on a handshake, maintain eye contact at all times, and you have to introduce me as your girlfriend so that she knows you're taken. Failure to abide by any of those rules will result in this your immediate termination as my pretend con bf. Now I'm sure you're asking yourself
>Ioriposter, if I cant be away from you for more than 3 seconds how do I use the bathroom?
I will grant you 1 minute alone within the bathroom to pee and get out. If it's #2 fucking hold it until the con is over. Now if I have to go, you will be waiting outside the ladies room holding my things for me. No you aren't allowed to follow me into the restroom, creep.
As for the tickets while I can pay for them, I would prefer we split the cost. If that is a problem for you then find some other femanon who will haul your ass around a con for the weekend. Now regarding the blowjobs: not gonna happen. I will however allow you to jerk off within my vicinity. You will be doing so in the bathroom of our hotel room so I don't have to watch. If you're not weird about it, I may even moan, but only once.
I haven't even mentioned the cosplay yet or the rules about touching. That's a whole other set of rules you're going to have to abide by.

>>51674390
It's not about physical strength it's about spirit and motivation.

>>51674124
>Lumi gone for a week
>all streams go smoothly
>no drama or scandals
The sphere needs a break every now and then

>>51674414
Thanks for spoonfeeding me anon.

>>51674124
I relate to this post.

Fair warning, prepare the shitposts to double. You can blame us gumis for thread troubles until she returns.

>>51674739
alright, sounds like a plan

>>51674702
Yeah I agree, always figured Herekin Herea was always the most prolific

>>51674739
rape

>>51674739
I remember this episode of Space Dandy

>>51673918
They seem nice but it's not zoomed in enough. For men's hands I think working man's hands are the most appealing. For women slender and well kept with a particular weakness for long hoodie sleeves covering the palm partially so the fingers poke out...

>>51674739
this sounds kind of hot tf

>>51674739
You aren't even remotely worth that amount of effort and cuckoldry, femanon. Chill out.

>>51674739
Your terms are acceptable, but I want to get a picture with the Iori standee before you take it home.

>>51674554
I wouldn't even doubt that for a moment

Did anybody archive the offkai stream with all the gen2 girls doing mbti and answering questions?

>>51674739
>not holding my weiner while i pee
gonna hafta pass

>>51674739
This is a joke (I think), but I once found a woman's dating profile on bumble with shockingly similar prose regarding her requirements for a man to take her virginity.

>>51674739
>I may even moan, but only once
i kek'd

>>51674901
Check the past threads for a Mega link.

Bad news guys. I just found out that gura from the cunnychad pictures is actually a man.

>>51674739
will you at least moan 0 or is it just a normal moan?

>>51674739
You say this, but in my experience people, girls especially, concede leadership super easily if you show them you have a stronger personality than theirs, and I'm pretty sure I can backbone mog any /pcg/ femanon

Phase friend/former employee mins is streaming drawing silver woof

https://www.twitch.tv/minsgraph

>>51674962

>>51674658
You are a whore
Verification not required.

>>51674963
>"zeeerrrooooo"
?

>>51674739
*breathes heavily*

Did your oshi wish their papa a Happy Father's Day?

>>51674998
yes, but preferably with japanese pronunciation, I've been ruined by nip countdown ASMR

>>51674999
why are you replying to yourself

>>51675012
Yeah, panko called me bright and early this morning. it was very sweet of her.

>>51674962
guess im a liker for a night then

>>51674764
Literally vshojo

>>51674996

>>51675012
https://twitter.com/shisuimichiru/status/1670340583762849795
yeah

>>51674739
i can make you happy ioriposter

>>51674962
w/e balls didn't touch
im still straight

>>51674998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQvSmqChm6M&t=3m11s

>>51674739
Whoah, I get to go on a date with the Iori poster if I do all that? Tempting…is it ok to fap to my oshi too?

>>51674764
dumb whore

>>51675063
I was looking for this. Thanks

Top ten yab moments?

https://twitter.com/jellyhoshiumi/status/1670630237380681728
I will never forgive Offkai for distressing the Jelly

>>51674989
I didn't know Mins spoke fluent english, I thought it was just broken english and japanese

How do we save vtubing?

>>51675181
let it die, i want my life back

>>51675069
Forgetting about someone, bito?

>>51674509
YT recommended me one if her karaoke streams last week. Good setlist, good singer, kino chuuba.

>>51675097
You're asking if you can pleasure yourself to your own oshi despite being on a weekend-long date with me? What do you think the answer is? Disgusting...

>>51675197
You WILL waste 18 hours of your day in /pcg/ even when there aren't any streams and you WILL like it.

>>51674274
bye lumi

>>51675181
when pippa retires next month

>>51675181
I can't wait for it die so this place dies too.

>>51675181

>>51675270
Just be a cuckquean. You'll always be second choice

>>51675299
THIS IS IT, FINALLY, TWO MORE WEEKS, FOR REAL THIS TIME

>>51675265
bite me

>>51675394
ok :3

>>51675270
Iori poster I don't want to date you because you're a disgusting girl and that would be so so icky!

>>51675181
Streams need to be broken apart into separate feeds that your local client then pieces together. That way you can decide to put some, or all of it, on whatever screen/windows you want. For example: one feed is the vtuber against their background, a second feed is their game or whatever thing they're showing, a third could be chat, and a fourth feed is on their feet at all times. I think this would add a lot more flexibility to vtubing in general.

>>51674962
Who are you talking about? I need pics to know who you’re talking about.

>>51674739
Ioriposter, you're cute however I love my oshi too much.

https://www.twitch.tv/kirsche
Phase friend/enemy Kirsche is showing hands!

>>51675270
Watch blade runner 2049, when goslings makes the prositute put on joi's body. Thats your job, as the prostitute.

>>51675270
Hey can you keep the gumi's busy for a week? They really like being talked down to and abused and they're really going to need it.

>>51675465

>>51675405
wait no it was supposed to be an insult

>>51675181
There's is no saving.
Only a race to the bottom of the abyss.

Everyone say goodbye to Iori!

>>51675270
So.. can I fap to you? I would need some kind of stimulus though…

>>51675465
nice claws

>>51675465
wow shes fat af

>>51675270
Sounds like you're into it, not-saying-no means yes

>>51675521
too soon

>>51675521
Who's Iori's oshi? I can't think of anyone graduating.

>>51675334
What was that commandment in the Bible? 'Thou shall have no other Gods before me'? Well, let's apply the same rule here. While we are together on this date, I will be the center of your attention, the one who occupies your world. You will not be thinking of other women besides me, but you also will not be masturbating to the thought of me because that's gross.

>>51675611
sex is gross

>>51675465
>acrylic nails
>fat person hands
I'm happy that I finally have some good arbitrary reasons to hate kirsche that no one can argue with

>>51675611
>you also will not be masturbating
AND DROPPED

>>51674739
You sound like you'd be fun to rape

>>51675465
Why do those hands not surprise me at all?

>>51675643
>doesn't like the smell of gasoline
I've got mine too.

how dare kirsche talk badly about us, she's just a pippa leech.
without pippa and us she would have NO audience.
that ungrateful bitch. i'm gonna fuck her because i hate her so much

>>51675571
Some Niji girl just was terminated it seems.

>>51674739
...what are the other rules? I accept your terms and will follow them to the letter, but can I know what they are?

>>51675680
Oh fuck this stupid bitch jesus christ

>>51675507
*nibbles on your nipples*

>>51675715
I have hairy nipples you can nibble on mine if you would like.

>>51675465
How do people do anything with nails that long?

>>51675692
Yellow women not wasting any time.

>>51675715
*rapes you*

>>51675611
Sounds paradoxical. Can we just have sex instead?

>>51675465
At least she is likable

>>51674274

>>51675692
is it Gundou?

>>51675571

>>51675768
less than an hour for the first one

>>51675791
Lumi is rich now after her cutouts sold for $3500.

>>51675521
yeah I always thought she'd be the first to graduate, stagnant numbers, sad but alas

Jesus Christ have some self respect guys.
It would be easier and cheaper just to buy a cosplay of your oshi and rent a prostitute.

>Ham Hands
Ham Hands

>>51675465
Imagine how fat her tits must be with sausage fingers like those

>>51675794
Shigu konobo

>>51675571
>>51675692
Gundou has been on suspension for months now.
The most retarded reason for it as well. She was making fun of a baseball tournament asking if the pitcher could intentionally aim for the batter and it made national news because Japanese people are autistic about baseball.
Truly the blackest of black companies.

>>51675571
I assume this: >>51675542

>>51675611
I'm gonna have sex with you so you won't be so mad any more. I can dress like Iori but I won't be shaving my beard.

>>51674343
>>51675813

>>51675465
Grim

>>51675846
>She was making fun of a baseball tournament asking if the pitcher could intentionally aim for the batter and it made national news because Japanese people are autistic about baseball
kek I remember that, insane that's enough to fire her when she clearly wasn't being malicious.

>>51675692
so it's a day ending in y

I'm not usually up this late... /pcg/ gets weird at this hour huh

>>51675878

>>51674343
Any bets on the next one?

>>51675465
how do you wipe your ass with nails that long

>>51675643
The sleeves are hot though. Will think about the handjob later

Lumi made the call.

Would you rape Kirsche, an-non?

>>51675930
with my mouth

>>51675846
I can not accept they are that retarded. Has to be something else.

>>51675824
What's the fishcut on those tho? Bet the girls receive 20%

>>51675955
yes, she is my slampig

>>51675923
im going to rape you as well

>>51675955
My dick is unironically not long enough to pierce the fat folds

>>51675715
what

Kirsche's hands are exactly as I imagined them to be. Am warming up to her, shes like your funny fat girl friend.

>>51675955
only marital rape, I'm not a degenerate

>>51675611
only if you promise to masturbate at least once in the bathroom as well
Also One pair of your panties are mine when we arrive, think of it like a gift

>>51675930
Obviously Nym does it for her, like everything else

>>51675999
You just know she'll do some depraved shit to earn her keep. Anal mandatory

>>51675955
That seems like a lot of work when a cheap pizza could win her over

>>51675930
Do you dig your fingertips into your bits when you wipe anon?

>>51675999
Fat people are never funny, they are a shrine to decadence and laziness. They embody negative attributes we should all aim to rid ourselves of, and being fat is an incredibly strong indicator of lower mental capabilities.

I learned to always wipe my butt after showering because there is always poop there that moistened up from the water.

fuck I liked Gundou too.The brimstone of vtuber companies

>>51675842
imagine the handjobs

>>51676105
just fucking wash your ass anon

>>51675955
Nah, but I'd smash if she offered first.

>>51675923
It's random. I think anons are still hyped from the con

>>51676108

>>51676108
imagine the prostate simulation

>>51676105
how hard is it to clean your asscrack with soap and water?

>>51676101
fat ppl can be funny, comedy is largely born as misery

>>51675465
damn, I like her but I'm disappointed

am i a lesser man for wanting iori poster to peg and degrade me?

>>51676103
Please tell me you aren't saying what I think you're saying

>>51676178
Just like black people can graduate from college, doesn't mean they all do/are, most of them don't/aren't.

>>51676233
Do not say yes to this poster he will get off on it.

>>51676233
you're a lesser man for caring what fags on the internet think of you

>>51676233
yes

>>51676233
mommy issues moment

>>51675955
is kirsche badmouthing pippa behind her back again?

>>51676233
yes
i just want iori poster

hime...babygirl, i miss you...forgive me princess...UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

>>51676233
Are the femanons here less of a woman for wanting to be degraded?

>>51676101
imagine being this sensitive

[kirsche news] she doesn't celebrate juneteenth

>>51675906
>>51675978
>>51676103
It was absolutely about the baseball thing.
Just released what is basically a gun to the head hostage video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrCfYFf5H_g

>>51676242
Gundou Mirei got rituallistically terminated by Nijisanji

>>51676329
>again
you better have some evidence for that rrat, anon