/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

New thread, new me. Mornin' buds.

>>51550414
Evening mate. I'm endeavouring to be strictly positive this time!

Gura is mine, you know.

>listen to Gura ASMR
>10 minutes in
>"hey have you heard of this bubbly orange juice drink? I think it's called Fanta"
I love this retarded shork so much <3

Is this very cute pic canon? If so, does it mean that Gura is part shark on her father's side, and her mum was just another white woman who enjoys bestiality?

>>51550628
You can see her gills and tail right there...

>>51550441
That's the spirit.

when i went to college bible study, i was taught this way of thinking, and i don't want to forget it. for those within the church; we called them the 5 Means of Christian Growth. Prayer; Scripture; Fellowship; Ministry; Suffering. basically, they all had an idea behind them and they were what we practiced and reflected on frequently. so it was kinda like:

Prayer - Simply Talking to God. On your own or with others. Some people kept prayer journals to go back and see all the answered ones.

Scripture - Reading the Bible. working through and understanding passages. pretty much actually studying the word.

Fellowship - Being around other people who shared your faith. talking and building relationships together. working through problems and hanging with each other.

Ministry - People in your life who did not participate in fellowship but who you gave your faith to. so ideally they became a part of the group eventually. anybody who you evangelized to.

Suffering - Different from the rest because nobody asks for this. so sometimes things don't go your way and you might lose opportunities. ultimately, down the road you are thankful though, because God has strengthened you through it.

they all had like specific specific passages to back-up the reasoning and it was kinda a big ethos that the church had. for me personally, i had a reminder set on my phone each day with them and i would reflect and meditate which i had completed. but, i stopped caring for this anymore.

Gurass

I'm havin a smoothie for breakfast today instead of a monster, buds.

>>51550706
>i was taught this way of thinking, and i don't want to forget it.
You lost all faith in god and you'll lose all faith in gura. You don't need 70 steps to do that.

What kind of person is Gura in reality? She seems relatively well adjusted compared to other holobitches, to say nothing of other chuubas. Even her menhera moments aren't that bad comparatively speaking.

Triple Gura Attack!!!

>>51550706
Your faith was strong, it seems. Why give up on the Lord, tho? When clearly, the Lord hasn't given up on you yet. C'mon, people, the signs are out there. The great Revelation is already taking place, yet the Lord seems to be waiting for something before he returns. Ever considered that he might be waiting just for you?

>>51550864
She more normie than people /here/ think but not normie enough for actual normies. She's outgoing enough to audition for a children's tv show but still needs me to change her diapers

where is your oshi? does she not love you anymore?

>>51550923
Take this!

>>51550986
She cannot be here because she loves us too much. The emotional attachment she felt for us ultimately proved harmful for her spirit, unfortunately.

Just took a giant fat shit after eating 4 burgers 2 milkshakes and 1kg of ice-cream. Is this what anal sex feels like? Whew. Gonna go rewatch maid RP now

Where is he?

>>51550986
She broke up with me, and I cant seem to let go.

>>51550441
ASMR love nest soon?

>>51551200
She's spent all this time perfecting it. I believe.

>>51550864
A bit of a normie but mostly just sticks to being indoors most of the time, only venturing out for food or groceries. Doesn't like being in crowds and prefers to eat all by herself.

>>51551280
>sticks to being indoors most of the time, only venturing out for food
How can she be both a hikineet and a normie? Like what does she do with her time if she isn't into anime, slash fic and kpop like other shut-in chuuba bitches?

>>51551200
Per my goal I can only say I'm positive!

>>51550706
I stopped being religious when I figured there was no god after taking calculus 2.

>>51551437
Go back.

Don't open.

>>51551742
This a blue board anon.

>>51550441
I'm positive Gura wont be streaming today

>>51551437
Watch Youtube all day like me. And she may not be an anime aficionado, but she is a huge fan of the vocaloid side of japanese culture and loves the hell out of rhythm games, things which aren't exactly normie.

Do you think her manager stopped tweeting for her because she saw all the rrats about it and it made her feel awkward?

>>51550864
honestly turns out she's probably the most normie out of Myth, which is why she connected better with Council over time

Myth has Ina, who barely recovered from complete bottle-pissing NEETdom after her social life peaked in high school and tumbled ever since
Ame, who's a delinquent from a broken family who spends more on collecting weird rocks and pet feed than own meals and clothing herself
Kiara, who's been trying to become a Japanese idol since she was 14 and went through all sort of humiliating shit just for the sake of that
Mori, who watched Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann and decided the only way to deal with bullying and mental trauma is to just say fuck it and move to her weeb dreamland with 0 japanese ability and try to become a part of their music scene (and it somehow worked)

Gura is like a slightly weeby girl that gardens and watches TikTok all day

Dreamed of her again... I dreamed she streamed Outlast Trials for 7 hours and the title was "all-nighter trials" or something like that.

>>51552026
More like the manager gave up on her.

>>51552082
That wasn't a dream, you had a glimpse of a different timeline, the good timeline.

>>51552104
Manager gave up on us. Their stance on talent breaks seems to be that they should take more of them, for any reason they want, and they give lectures if the talents are trying to stream through health reasons.

>>51552309
Honestly a good policy, the backlash if a beloved talent looks like they're being worked to death would be huge. You still get that whenever any of them complain about being overworked (which is actually just a "female experience normal workload for the first time in her life" thing).

As for Gura the reason she can do whatever she wants are obvious and have been said a million times, Cover loses very little from the current arrangement so there's no need to rock the boat and risk making her have a melty.

Gura will probably start streaming 12 hours of Diablo 4 every day to catch up to Fubuki and Polka in power so they can collab.

>>51552569
She should play PoE with me instead.

Something has happened, nothing else makes sense - It was bad enough going through all of "movie" may with no updates but 17 days of June too, over a month and a half with zero social media activity even manager likes. Less than 72 hours until her birthday and no tweet, no hyping, nothing. It's actually unprecedented even for Gura.

>>51552040
>she's probably the most normie out of Myth
That's a big reason why she got as popular as she did. Also probably a big component of why she burnt out living the chuuba lifestyle much faster than the rest.

I don't think I even know what a "normie" is anymore. I'm very out of touch.
I'm a nervous wreck that avoids people and responsibility as much as I can while spending most of my free time at home doing dumb shit. But I also have a job and go run essential errands and stuff like that while doing my best playing it cool.
Am I a normie?

Cover is an incompetent company. They're neglected their responsibility for addressing gura's issue, and yet, still they shilling that stupid HQ and that trash concert. We should boycott Cover itself and burn down their building like KyoAni building.

>>51552587
>Something has happened, nothing else makes sense
You'd better not start with party-rape level of rrats again. Girls get raped all the time without quitting their jobs or disappearing from public life. Most likely nothing new has happened at all.

>>51552651
First of all they are normalfags, and yes you are one. If you can hold down a job and not drop your spaghetti while talking to random people then normalfag is you.

>>51552670
Well I don't like speculating but in the past before her Gura, she's a lot of haters or stalkers way back, that's why.

>>51552670
I don't have a rrat to offer, I am just saying she has gone awol, even in her worst ghosting periods you could expect a bit of twitter activity if nothing else.

>>51552659
>We should boycott Cover itself and burn down their building like KyoAni building.
Godspeed anon, I will support your brave and selfless act by shorting Cover stock before you do it.

>>51552659
Sounds like you are being retarded

Gura has made it obvious enough that she's just straight-up going to leave the company if they try to make her do something she doesn't like. Her past behavior alone shows she will just quit, ghost, or otherwise disappear at the slightest inconvenience. Or take her whole nihilism rant years ago, it's obvious she has a very hedonistic outlook on life that entails "whatever brooo, i'm not feeling it" over minor grievances. She may have felt motivated to be an idol a month ago, but literally anything can make her drop that dream completely because her brain is wired to take the path of least resistance (avoiding short-term suffering being prioritised over gaining long-term happiness).

That results in people walking on eggshells around her because one misstep and it's ghosting town. Just look at how Kiara was like "I'm worried that she'd be annoyed if I ask her too much for collabs" recently.

tl;dr management has no power to do anything besides trying to be friendly and accomodating her.

>>51552699
>and not drop your spaghetti
You might be surprised with how much spaghetti you can get away with dropping while continuing to do those things.
Not that it doesn't still drain your very soul a little bit every time.

>>51552811
So your rrat is that Gura is a short-fuse time-bomb shark-girl? Ayyyyyy based if true.

>>51552811
I'd would be tragic irony if it was true, since then it'd turn out the girl touted as THE idol of EN had the least idol-adjacent mentality of them all

>>51552723
>even in her worst ghosting periods you could expect a bit of twitter activity
As somebody else mentioned already, Gura's mentally checked out of Cover already, to the point where she doesn't even care enough to pretend to be working.

>>51552040
Uhhh, I think you're confused. You've got peak normie tastes if traveling to a foreign country to be some band's groupie is interesting to you.

>>51552866
Nah, you don't get it. Which is fine. Nothing wrong with being a normalfag as long as you don't try to force change on places where autism thrives like this.

>>51552953
you're retarded if you think setting your entire life around that is normie behavior
especially since it wasn't even that popular of a group

when was the last time someone at Hololive missed their bday stream or completely silent leading up to it?

3 days away from birthday and still radio silence lol, what else can it be at this point except graduation.

>>51552938
The Gura wants to be a true IDOL shit started when the homos arrived on the scene and she ignored them and got marginally closer to JP
It was never true beyond bastardization of the term to mean - she won't cuck her fans with homo collabs.
If it were ever true she would have more than one ori song after almost 3 years and would be improving herself and inspiring her fans instead of steadily getting worse by every single metric.

>>51552811
That's good in some ways, bad in others.

>>51553072
I don't think anyone has been silent for weeks like this without being on vacation/hiatus.

>>51553028
Sorry, I didn't mean to give the impression that I was some "just b urself" fag.

>>51553072
Chammers

>>51552699
Gura drops her spaghetti all the time so she's safe.

>>51553040
It's the absolute peak normie attitude, what every normie would consider their ideal young life adventure.

>>51552699
according to your standards every single chuba is a normalfag then

>>51552651
not really, the average anon /here/ complaining about le normalfags is an absolute bottom of the barrel failure of a human being that thinks going outside to buy your groceries requires lvl 100 social skills, don't take their standards seriously

>>51553149
sure as shit don't see many normalfags doing it

>>51553171
Yes! With the exception of Gura (probably). It's exceedingly rare for a woman *not* to be a normalfag

>>51553072
I don't know but it doesn't seem like the kind of thing to happen unless they are on a pre announced health break or something like Miko/Chammers. The fact Cover has said nothing makes me think she is actually just going to show up at the last minute.

If it were me I would feel pretty fucking guilty getting showered with love and money having to talk about how much you value your fans when you just finished ghosting them for over a month and a half out of nowhere. Interesting to see how she is going to handle it.

huh

>>51553424
based, I'll still love you Gary

Over the years I have fucking MASTERED exchanges with retailers. I speak confidently with intent and have a series of preset lines for various surprise convos I might encounter with them. Very rarely does it get awkward and I am always in and out like the wind.
I think I have become peak normalfag.

>>51553081
Ironically, Mori of all people is going through the idol arc I always imagined for Gura.

>>51553270
yeah man, the weeb rapper that was perma bullied all her life is peak normalfag. Also holding down a job isn't that hard, specially a shit one

>>51553235
Anon, you're just fucking retarded. Every normie thinks traveling the world is the best thing ever and they do it a lot, and it's a bragging point for the rest of their life that they once lived in some exotic country for a year or two.

>>51553498
I say "um" a lot

Does Gura even understand why we want to rape her so hard?

>>51553532
nta but being into rap and getting bullied is pretty normie tier.

>>51553557
man, we're talking about a womanchild that sunk over 5 years into that shit working an absolute deadend monkey job while learning language from 4chan, so she could make nerd club raps
that's extreme autism

>>51553528
Yeah she always had the music output down but seeing her go from Ms 5% to actually caring about holo and how what she does affects her fans and giving them pretty much everything they want has me jealous.

>>51553532
Mori gets piss drunk at bars and is the loudest in the room frequently. She is peak normalfag whether you believe it or not.

>>51553149
TIL Nancy Spungen was peak normie, she would probably turn over in her grave hearing that horseshit.

>>51553498
I was an absolute social retard up until senior year of college or so but now I can easily carry myself out of any conversation after basically having to learn from scratch what human interaction, still hate doing it so many of my friendships don't last in lieu of just plain getting tired of keeping up with them

I don't even know how I'm feeling anymore.

>>51552364
They worked IRyS so hard she got vocal nodules and still had to record while on vocal rest. I think Gura is simply too big to make her do anything short of legal action

>>51553628
not just rap, japanese rap
>getting bullied is normie behavior
what? so what is not normie? bullying?

>>51553651
>and is the loudest in the room frequently
peak autism, can't control her volume

If she atleast liked and retweeted stuff with maybe a short update on what shes doing throughout the day, it wouldnt hurt nearly as bad. Id miss her but atleast wouldnt feel neglected

This debate on what is or isn't a normalfag is pretty amusing at least.

>>51553648
>actually caring about holo and how what she does affects her fans and giving them pretty much everything they want
If that's what you want from Gura then take it up with her.

I think we can clear this up:

Normalfags have 5 criteria
>Functional member of society
>Not autistic or schizo
>Extrovert
>In a romantic relationship
>Has a large friend group
I would say if you tick off 2 or more of these criteria, you are a normalfag.

>>51553886
So almost all holos are normalfags

>>51553913
Pretty much yes. Women generally are.

Gura's memory about Hololive has been erased. This is the only logical explanation of the current situation.

>>51553886
So you can be an abyssmal friendless loser who's never had a gf, but you have a job and aren't schizo/autistic and you're a normalfag?
Wish I could convince normalfags of this

>>51553835
I'm feeling sad for the ones thinking having a job or being able to live alone is "peak normalfag". Sounds like people coping about not being able to live a fulfilling life by calling out the ones who can normies

>>51553989
i thought we mattered and she wouldnt forget her fans..

I can't find any good guro of Gura wtf

>>51553841
How many times has she heard some variation of
>Constant shit communication and ghosting makes us feel like you don't care
She isn't willing or able to change apparently no matter how it makes us feel.

>>51553990
Sure, some people are loners but they still function and contribute to society so I would call that enough of a normalfag. If it makes it better for you the threshold could be 3 of those criteria required instead of 2, but I think it would apply for your example either way.

>>51554005
>Sounds like people coping about not being able to live a fulfilling life
The fact that you don't understand this is what makes you a normalfag.

>>51553989
Kino amnesia arc incoming??

>>51553990
this, I'm a kissless 28 year old virgin but because I have a shit job so I don't starve on my 3rd world country I'm peak normalfag

>>51554080
jesus anon have you ever actually seen or spoken to a normie? they consider you abnormal if you aren't partying every weekend bro

if youre
>from a first world country
>woman
>white
youre almost automatically a normalfag. not even debatable. everything else is up in the air. watching vtubers and getting invested in them does show autism

Baby come back, yeah, any kind of fool could see
There was something in everything about you
Baby come back, you can blame it all on me
I was wrong, and I just can't live without you

new chilla's fart game dropped, maybe that will lure her that
god knows why these girls love this guy's trash

>>51554127
it's literally just excuses, I'm not saying become a doctor but being say, a fucking warehouse worker does NOT require you to be a normie, bet if you lived somewhere with no NEETbux you'd be working on something

>>51554306
cool. she will play it off stream. hoocha!

What if one of the holomem just skinwalked her for her birthday - who could do the best job?

>>51554384
Luna

>>51554373
I wouldnt doubt it..

>>51554080
society can employ a lot of absolutely insane people, just because you have 0 skills or talents doesn't make your classification true, the only thing that makes something "normie" is having a normie social life, because it's them that decide what is normal and not us

I love Gura the most!

>>51554005
Uh, normalfag means being normal, yeah. But it's more about their tastes, such as wanting to travel the world and meet new people. That's an extremely mainstream sentiment, but there are people who find tourism boring and would rather read a book or watch a documentary about the country instead. Normalfags do tend to think of such people as sad or boring for not sharing their tastes, which is why they're considered an obnoxious breed.

>>51554679
Prove it.

you're all normie tier losers except for this chud:
>>51554675
he's special.

>>51554675
I pretty much agree with everything you said, I'm mostly just calling out the sad sad anon that thinks just having a job is some sort of feat

If you aren't refusing to stop playing a crappy single player game as your mom yells at you while you are shitting yourself and doing it all on stream. You're a fuckin' normie.

>>51555166
I CAN'T PAUSE THE GAME MOM IT'S ONLINE

>>51555211
lmao jesas i felt this one

>>51554743
I just goomed the third time to Gura within 15 hours

>>51555211
multiplayer games are normie

>>51555451
>3 times within 15 hours
I'm not going to judge, we all have different goom rates. But you're a hundred years too early to challenge me, bud.

>weeks of radio silence until her birthday
Not cool

>>51555451
If it doesn't start smelling like burnt tires you ain't trying hard enough

>>51555686
that means she has a really big surprise for y'all!

didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

>>51555732
Shes gregnant with everyones baby, Surprise!

We like fortnite! I like fornite! Fornite fortnite!
*flosses*

>>51553886
Seems I'm safe.

>>51555732
The surprise will be that there's no Birthday stream and that she'll just keep ghosting us more.

>>51556085
>no Birthday stream and that she'll just keep ghosting us more.
Be honest. Will this be the last straw for any people here? Or would suddenly showing up on 'Birthday Stream' day feel more bitter?

>>51555719
>smelling like burnt tires
When was the last time you checked your penis engine? Is your nutbladder still okay?

>>51555961

remember when this looked like a one off thing we'd bounce off from

>>51556223
It's a bad look either way, but I can't really feel bad since it was so easy to avoid. Like at a certain point you have to be capable of meeting certain expectations.

>>51556510
>we'd bounce off from
The only way "we" could bounce back is by pushing Gura to get her act together which people refuse to do.

Imagine having sex with a woman

>>51556705
Yeah with this one

>>51556705
Gross

>>51551437
KPop is normie

>>51553683
That was more because she kept being a retard and doing 6 hour streams while she hadn’t recovered while putting off recordings which meant that they couldn’t put off recordings any more and meant she had to keep taking small breaks instead of 1 big one and fixing it.

>>51554008
That’s for the season finale where she remembers and it empowers her to fight the villain.

>>51556984
who's the villain?

>>51556684
Why are you pretending people didn’t spew words all over her comments and try “push Gura”?

>>51557039
Artemis of the Blue who erased Gura’s memory to try steal Gura’s place in Hololive

>>51557048
She isn't dumb. It isn't hard to tell the real chumbies from the fakes.

>>51554384
Pekora.

>>51554675
As if non-normalfags don't think of people who don't share their tastes as sad or boring. Just saying.

How do we make streaming more fun for Gura?

>>51557048
Vocal minority and it was too little too late. Before that they were mostly showering her with generic praise.

>>51557048
It took a whole year for people to start doing that in March/April. It worked initially until the whiteknights went into overdrive and organized a campaign to harass them into shutting up. It only started again recently in June but now she is too far gone to save.

>>51557150
Chat better. Most of you can accomplish this by not chatting at all.

>>51557118
>She isn't dumb
Idk about that. Her handling of all of this was pretty dumb.

>>51557150
Take away her bank account and reset it to 0(zero). That will give her a reason to stream again. Not even kidding, if she had a real reason to stream again it will soon raise the enjoyment levels.

>>51557139
They generally don't. Since they have more niche tastes, they tend to be more aware of how different people have different tastes, whereas normalfags genuinely believe it's weird and wrong.

If Gura wants to be free of us, then she should free us too.
Graduate.
Have one big graduation month with lots of collabs and stuff, like Coco/Sana. Which let's face it, would mean she'd give us basically the same amount of content as the rest of a normal 2023 packed in 1 month.

Then move on. It will be so much better to remember her as what she was than someone who will eventually degrade into showing up every 3 months.

>>51552811
Are all women this difficult, or is it just the finite minority that's this mentally ill? What's up with that?

>>51558353
If I could be set free now (and if I had the knowledge knowing it's not going to get any better) then I would take it in a heartbeat. As you said, at least I could leave on a high remembering the good times rather than the bad.

>>51553081
That's not what being an idol means though? Actual irl idols work adjacently with both men and women on a professional level, be it collabs, interviews, sponsorships, and with music.

>>51558353
but think of the money. Also that'd require a modicum of appreciation for your fans.

and the disingenuous homobeggar shows up

I like how you asshole try to guess shit. We don't and will never know. Just enjoy what you have and as tired as that sounds, you're gonna realize Gura is also a reason to try to learn to cope. Think will go bad and will spiral out of anything you can do. You're not smart you're not special at least in this situation.

Beside me of course cause I impregnated her.

she's pregnant

>>51558808
yeah, with me

>>51557150
kill all coomers

warning VERY CUTE SHARK
https://twitter.com/sharkudon/status/1670065985246875648

>>51558520
That's why I called it a bastardisation in my post, I still want no males but all the shitposting about Gura being a "true" idol like her JP senpai for no other reason than she blanked the homos pissed me off.
Let's see all these projects, let's see some more original music and then maybe we can start calling her Idol.

I fucking hate american/english vtubers but I've been listening to this slut's singing streams and she's pretty decent

>>51559213
more projects coming soon, it takes a lot of time and effort to raise one like her og song, took over 9 months, I expect more songs and some other stuff in 3 days

>>51554679
Would extra ruin

>>51559313
You sound like one of those faggots on her last vod comments

gooba made me goom

3 days and nothing
if weekend passes with nothing still, the rrats of no birthday may actually be true

What's more likely: Gura is pregnant or Gura doesn't like streaming anymore?

>>51559535
you really thing she'd go to a dance practise while being pregnant? lmao

>>51559633
She never went to dance practice regardless

>Wake up
>Go to use the bathroom
>See this
What do?

>>51559760
we know she did, we heard stories from japan from her and from other girls

>>51559796
Steal stuff toy

>>51559874
Well okay that's fine. At least I know she's working really hard.

Take the indie pill

>>51559796
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP START STREAMING START STREAMING START STREAMING START STREAMING START STREAMING START STREAMING PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

>>51559313
Don't give me that bull. Bae, who has been here less time than Gura, has put out more covers, originals, and is now about to rock out a new EP. Hell, Kronii has put out more covers than Gura.
It isn't impossible, it's about WANTING to put out content and music.
The only reason I'm not counting Mori, is because of the Universal deal.

>>51560171
Yeah keep plapping her... I'm sure that raping my oshi will get her to stream.

>>51551499
That's interesting, considering that Calc 2 is typically when you learn the proof for Euler's identity, and I've seen a bunch of fellow mathematicians say that fomula personally convinced them there is god for some reason.
I never believed in religious stuff myself, however.

No ztreams, no covers, no eps....

I've got a secret for those of you who honestly haven't figured it out yet: the biggest anti is darkmaze

>>51552670
You keep going back to that, but it's retarded. October was after the party and it was one of Gura's best months in over a year. She never once showed signs of being traumatized. I don't understand why you faggots are so fixated on 5-7 of mori's sister's friends showing up to the Air bnb when in all likelihood, Gura just stayed in her room the entire time. And if that pic of the girl talking to mori in the kitchen was her, then it just shows how comfortable she was around everyone.

>>51553131
Haachama missed the deadline for her birthday concert because of school last year, but she wasn't silent about it. She announced her birthday stream well in advance and leading up to it, she would say that she was trying to work on it.
Gura hasn't said a single thing about it and never announced it officially or otherwise. Gura is the only holomen to completely ghost her fans before their birthday like this.

>>51561118
If Cover is cool with letting the birthday get skipped then it is what it is.

For Sana, it was easy for her to look at her life as a freelance artist prior to Hololive, and her life after joining and decide she wanted her old life back. What is Gura going to go back to if she graduates?

>>51560875
>October was after the party and it was one of Gura's best months in over a year
No it wasn't. It was her best month in... a month. Basically every other month before that was better. Unless you mean it was Gura's best month since then, but the same thing can be applied to every month so...

>>51561315
She'll open a bakery with Holo money

>>51561315
An even worse fanbase full of retards asking her to be le drunk gremlin and collab beggars who want her to collab with whores like Shylily

>>51561315
Yeah, if Sana hated Hololive, then probably all of the other girls do too.

>>51558520
Your analogy is dogshit.
No japanese idol group is mixed gender and there's a reason for that. The female idols that interact with males do it in a professional setting (just like Hololive - most of the staff are men). However, IRL idols collabing with male idols is unheard of. No one wants to watch their oshi fawn over and flirt with some bishonen faggot for hours at a time and that's literally what collabs between Hololive and Holostars is.
An IRL idol being interviewed by a male TV host or taking part in a variety show with male performers is not the same as you watching them hang out with a male friend who is closer to them than you are.
How are you so dumb that you can't discern the difference?

>>51561315
She'll move in with the person she has wanted yo live with for over 3 years.

>>51561370
The line is a moving average dumbbud, the dot shows October was the most she streamed in a montg since January 2022

>>51561633
I've watched all of those collabs, JPs and ENs, and I've never seen them flirt. Maybe Matsuri a bit, but she's just teasing/trying to make others uncomfortable on purpose. Also they're not mixed gens, dunno where you took that from.

>>51561370
Dumbbud, you aren't looking at the correct part of the graph. The blue dots are here actual hours streamed per month. The red line is her average which is experiencing a downward trend. But even if you didn't know how to read the graph, how the fuck did you forget what October was like, especially after the drought we had been experiencing for months? Did you just start watching her?

>>51561370
You should learn how to read a graph.

>>51561743
>>51561916
>>51561941
Not an argument. Cope and seethe

She's probably visiting Poseidon. She'll be back on Monday and post the frame for her birthday

>>51561993
Why do you have autism?

How to punish Ame for Gura not streaming?

>>51561993
What do you mean? You pointed to the wrong part of the graph, anon. The only other month in 2022 that she streamed as much as she did in October, was January.

>guras birthday starts
>gura shows off all the finished projects
>everything's fun, she looked like she was having fun
>surprise zatsu at the end
>"alright guys, let's have a talk. I dont really know how to say this, Ive got a little tiny bit of an announcement..."

>>51562003
Isn't Gura in Japan? She said she would be there in June.

Can't we just ask Kiara again? Gura's birthday is in 3 days I'm sure she would understand how we feel

goob morning
I had a dream I was diagnosed with a rare form of cancer, so I then asked Gura if she would go on a road trip across America with me. She did but then she kept getting angry at my driving and she yelled at me for avoiding coasts (?) and driving through forests instead (??).
Then I woke up at exactly 5am without an alarm to watch Korone's outfit stream but she postponed it again, then I sleepily bought something off of ebay and went back to bed and I woke up to watch Aqua's karaoke.
How has your morning been buds?

>>51562270
She said soon not June

>>51562304
I took a shit

>>51561490
if you loved Hololive prior to joining, you might end up disillusioned in a "don't meet your heroes" sense
that's why a lot of the girls that end up the most loyal and enthusiastic about Holo tends to be those that didn't know much about it prior (ex. Subaru, Marine)

>>51562286
>Gura's birthday is in 3 days
not exactly, if we go off of the time she usually streams it's around actually 3 days and 8 hours remaining. it's not quite dawn of the first day yet

Of course she's not going to skip get birthday you retards
Cover has merch to sell, they wouldn't let her skip

>>51561633
What?
Fucking Babymetal has collabed with bands like Sabaton and DragonForce in the past, and that's just one example, fuck you mean?

>>51562534
retard

>>51562347
No. She definitely said June.

>>51562481
I feel like ina and kiara kind of poke holes in this theory, they were the biggest fans of hololive before joining in myth and they're pretty clearly still enthusiastic and committed to it

>>51562612
Proof?

>>51562661
I made it up

I'm from SEA I have no money for superchats someone please ask Kiara

It's unironically been at least like 4 weeks since I fapped to anyone else other than Gura. I don't think this is healthy, it's gotten to a point where I fapped to her rm once and felt disgusted at myself after it.

>>51562657
eh, Kiara seems to have been really disillusioned about her oshi
Ina had a whole 3 month hiatus of just not being able to deal with Holo

>>51562792
shes an adult its fine

>>51562572
Sabaton and DragonForce are musicians, you stupid piece of shit. How the fuck is an idol making music with a male band the same as watching them hang out with male idols or friends, you braindead retard?
I don't think anyone here would be upset if Gura collabed with or made a track with Tatsuro Yamashita, for example. It's a completely professional setting.
However, watching your oshi get closer to and enjoying the company of another male in a personal setting is not something that happens in the idol industry. When you watch a hololive/holostars collab, it feels like you are watching friends hang out and so it's completely alien to what real idols do.

>>51562794
you're making assumptions there

>>51562703
Fuck you, asshole. Stop pretending to be me, faggot.
>>51562661
She said it in a members stream when she came back from Japan and talked about how she was going back in June. Later, she said she wasn't sure about her birthday stream because the studio was going to be completely booked in June, but she wasn't sure yet.

>>51561993
>be objectively incorrect
>mald and piss when people point it out instead of manning up and admitting a mistake

>>51563027
I watched that stream. I don't recall her saying June

>>51562794
It's eternally funny to me that Mori, the person who originally viewed idols as an inferior type of entertainers and overall hacks, has gained far more respect for idols themselves than anyone else in EN. To the point where she practically takes their sayings to heart.
That's some origin story.

>>51563064
because she didn't and studio being booked was about doing 3d birthday not birthday stream in general

>>51563084
she was always the dark horse, right cuckbeat?

>>51552811
Of course that's how they'd act. Imagine hardballing your employee when they're arguably the most popular vtuber of all time by the numbers. It's just not going to happen. She prints money on demand even when she's not doing anything.

>>51563064
The time she said she was going back and the time she said she wasn't sure about using the studio for her birthday were in two separate streams. Regardless, why would she have said she was trying to reserve the studio for her birthday if she wasn't going to be in Japan for it?

>>51562905
You're actually fucking stupid. I'm not gonna bother trying to explain your wall of text of insecurities because they legit give me brain damage.

>>51551280
Yeah sure that's how she got a sunburn

>>51563131
You're the reason why no one likes us

>>51563131
Yeah she was, chumbud. And I'm glad she's here

>>51563177
I said that watching your oshi connecting with another male on a personal level is different from the professional settings in which idols interact with men. Instead of making an argument for why you think that's wrong, you gave up and just called me stupid. The reason is because you know you're wrong and you literally have no argument. Kill yourself.

>>51563027
Open up wide fucker, I'm gonna cum in your mouth, bitch.

>>51562304
I had a dream Gura was acting autistic and I was treating her like a child until we managed to get her confidence up and she was back to normal
I did not like this dream. Now I'm just sitting in the dark debating on what food to try and order.

>>51563304
Why are you so upset?

>>51563279
>The reason because you know you're wrong-
Kill yourself.
Literally the only reason you think there's any difference is because you somehow think that any and all interaction between two idols means anything else than simple interaction. I'm not mentally ill like you, don't bunch me up with your retarded ass. But by all means, keep thinking that way, I don't give a shit.

How early did Gura announce her birthday streams in previous years?

>>51563392
Kill yourself. I should kick your fucking teeth in.

>>51563392

>>51563434
No I don't think I will

>>51562150
Plap correction

>>51563434
well excuuuuuuuse me princess!

>>51563389
Why the ever living fuck would you EVER want to watch your oshi have more fun with another man than she does with you? How could you possibly find that entertaining or enjoyable?
Why would you EVER want to watch the girl you like become better friends with another guy than she is with you? If she becomes their friend, then you have to sit there, knowing you won't ever get to talk to your oshi or get to know them the way that the holostars will. So why the fuck would you EVER want to see that?
You are literally a fucking retarded cuck.
Flay yourself alive and roll around in salt.

Ah yes, great conversations to be had in this place. Anyway, im gonna dip. You guys keep saying kys, or whatever. If it keeps you entertained, anyway.

>>51563675
>when you're a loser that loses an argument in /ggg/

>>51563675
>You guys
all me

>>51563636
God, I don't fucking care. Again, kill yourself. Goddamn retard.

>>51563721
Gura is my angel and she'll never betray me unlike your whore oshi you fucking cuck

ztream tonight?

>>51563701
I wasn't the one arguing tho

>>51563721
Part of growing up is admitting when you're wrong instead of getting upset like child.

>>51563636
holy shit you really are mentally ill. why are you comparing a vtuber with a girl you actually know irl?

has gura even done anything remotely gfe to encourage this?

>>51563835
>>51563825
>>51563811
>>51563791
>>51563772
>>51563721
>>51563718
>>51563701
>>51563675
>>51563636
uh, yeah, these posts?
all me btw

>>51563825
Yeah because what that dude made perfect sense. Not.

>>51563392
4-5 days.

I like Gura

>>51563850
whoa pal, stop taking credit for my quarterly /vt/ shitposting

>>51563835
Holy newfag tourist...
No wonder you're such a retard faggot.

>>51563911
I wrote this post too

>>51563772
Cry some more. Bitch about it, come on I wanna see you squeal, bitchboy.

>>51563863
AND you're ESL on top of it?
Why are you even here, you retard cuck?

When is the graduation announcement?

Soon

retard

>>51563772
You have to be in a romantic relationship in the first place to be cucked. You've never met her, you don't even know each other personally in the first place. That's a far cry from a romantic relationship.. also your logic implies that watching a shonen anime for example with guy and a girl just talking makes me a cuckold..? And anyone that watches romance anime is a cuck that slurps wife's bf's cum? Honestly you dips calling everyone else cuck is bizzare ngl

>>51563945
This post? All me as well.

>>51563980
80 hours remain

>>51563835
>has gura even done anything remotely gfe to encourage this?
Yeah. Besides all the stuff she tells us both in members streams and public ones, she's an idol in an idol company, you braindead nigger.

>>51564116
Name them, then.

>>51563910
keep telling yourself that, bud. i'm well aware of how unicorn you fucks are, that doesn't mean i'll stop calling you out on it. you actual, literal manchildren.

>>51564116
>all the stuff she tells us
A-are you really implying Gura ie GFE?
Her last solo stream where she interacted with us was 40 days ago
No tweet
No members post

>>51564030
>You have to be in a romantic relationship in the first place to be cucked
That's only true for the type of cuckoldry where you yourself participate in person.
If you continue to support a woman you've fallen in love with knowing she's getting railed by some other guy, and you enjoy that arrangement, then you are a cuck. Plain and simple.

>>51564116
Idols do their best to entertain, they are some of the most hard-working people in entertainment industry. Gura couldn't be bothered to tweet, let alone produce music and stream consistently. That's the opposite of an idol, that's a nasty insult to actual idols tbqh

>>51564030
NTA but there is boat load of difference between getting jealous of a real girl who you have at least some level of rapport with interacting with a guy and getting jealous of an actual anime character - one makes you a schizo the other is natural reaction (though unhealthy when applied to a streamer)

>>51564116
>idol
that shit died forever ago and you all know it. it's a running gag at this point. none of them remotely act like an idol aside from a VERY select few. having matching outfits and singing songs together on stage does not make someone an idol.

>>51564238
Jwu, what the fuck is this dude going on about?

>>51564273
This is a hobby for autists and schizos yes

>>51564238
>fallen in love with
oh geez

>>51564216
Yes she loves us

>>51564182
>>51564172
>>51564216
You don't belong here, newfag. This thread is for people who actually care about Gura. Not surface-level redditfugee faggot clipwatchers.
Go the fuck back, you subhuman shit-eating retard.

>>51564319
>also your logic implies that watching a shonen anime for example with guy and a girl just talking makes me a cuckold..? And anyone that watches romance anime is a cuck
Yeah but not so autistic or schizo that his analogy makes any sense

>>51564238
Explain saplings and hoomans

Lmao, is this an actual raid? Where are these normalfag retards coming from?

>>51564363
i would venture to say that i care more about her than people who would crucify her for something like merely interacting with a male. go off though, king

Why are you even arguing with obvious tourists?

Are there chumbies here defending homos again? Why is this so hard to understand? NO. MEN. ALLOWED.

>>51552811
midwit take
partially right but misses the bigger point

>>51564373
You've watched Hololive long enough to understand that it isn't an anime, right newfag? These girls aren't actors. Are you sure you belong here?

Sex with a fembud.

>>51564238
See there's your problem, you fell in love with someone you don't even fuckin know, bro.

>>51564399
nono, dont get it twisted. if you walk into a room of downies and call them out for shitting and pissing all over the floor, they're still the retards. neck yourself

>>51564453
You better leave then.

>>51564473
I was saying exactly that to the retard who made that comparison in my post? >>51564273

>>51564373
You're logic is retarded because you're implying that Gura is nothing more than an anime character and that her streams are a scripted television show. You fundamentally misunderstand this hobby. Kill yourself, moron.

>>51564473
>>51564542
Holy fuck can either of you read the reply chain, I was literally saying that

>>51564508
Im not the one collabing with gura homolover. No. Males. Allowed

>>51564542
>you're logic

>>51564393
>Explain why cucks enjoy being cucked
I have no fucking clue, anon. If I knew my oshi was getting creampied by some other guy when the stream ends, it would break my heart. But some people enjoy the thought of it, I guess.

>>51564393
It's 2023 anon, what time period are you from

>>51564420
Go back to your discord group or twitter, you tranny zoomer faggot.

>>51564494
>>51564498
Why do you think people watch vtubers, anon? Do you think more people would watch them if they had girlfriends? Do you think more people would watch them if they streamed with a boyfriend?

why are you still here?

>>51564663
Rude anon.. but you do you

>>51564774
Just to suffer

>>51564734
Nice Gurass

>>51564774
I hate myself and I want to die.

It's actually ridiculous that a few retards throwing in the
>She can interact with males if she wants chud
bait can get so much attention when she is completely MIA and not interacting with ANYONE at the moment. Stale homo bait should be the last thing people are worried about. I'm ashamed I gave them a single (you)

>>51564772
ah yes, it's impossible to just enjoy the content because they have anime tiddies. you let this tiny corner of a schizophrenic hugbox delude you into thinking you're the majority

>>51564883
It's the default tourist take. Yet another reason why males in holo were a mistake. If there was no possibility of it they wouldn't even show up and we wouldn't have to listen to their retardation.

>>51564883
At least you know better now

>>51564772
People have celebrity crushes all the time, single or otherwise.

Gura mention
Kiara and Gura recorded the song together while in Japan
She arrived when gura left and high fived her

>>51565141
timestamp next thread

>>51564663
Asmrtists are better the more slutty they are

>>51565186
It's an ongoing stream and Kiara goes on forever, I ain't doing it

>>51565141
anything that suggests gura might actually be a sort of tyler durden like entity in kiara's mind?

>>51565236
She might be one in all of our minds

>>51565209
I will never watch your whores

>>51565141
IRyS said that was what they were recording when she met Gura

>>51559796
tell her to fucking stream

>>51565260
yeah that's what I'm thinking at this point
her streams/updates became less and less frequent because she was literally fading out of existence within the collective consciousness
the "mountain king" stream being 8 hours long was a desperate attempt for "Gawr Gura" to continue existing, but it wasn't enough, and she's no longer able to manifest in the "real" world

>>51564909
Then why would you watch these girls instead of h anime or browse pixiv? It's because you've developed a connection to them and you, yourself are parasocial.

>>51565414
this, but after I ravage her butthole

>>51565353

>>51565044
These girls aren't celebrities, you dumb SEAfaggot.

this summer better be worth it

>>51565449
Based sheep sharing japanese confections

>>51565141
>>51565297
So my earlier posts itt were right and she is in Japan.

>>51565449
I am not keeping up with Kiara, I take it she hasn't gone back to Japan recently to do this and this all happened on the last visit?

>>51565541
You dumb retard, this is from the last Japan trip

>>51565541
No, that was earlier this year

>>51565478
Tell me what makes them any different. They have up to millions of fans, and you don't have a chance with any of them.

>>51565449
She met Watame?
Why can't Gura talk to us? She promised she would stream the next time she went to Japan.

>>51565576
>>51565603
I don't ever remember Watame saying she met Gura.

>>51565661
>>51565716
it's a /hlgg/ injoke

>>51565553
yes, it was all at the start of the year when Gura on break in Japan

>>51565821
But what if isreal

>>51565141
will you post the timestamp after the stream?

>>51566544
No

where is a good place to sell my concert ticket?
im not excited anymore

I want to suck on Gura's dual phimotic futa shark cocks.

>>51568544
Post it on reddit, say you don’t feel like going anymore.

>>51568608
>reddit
no thanks, any other recommendations?
also i dont even have an account so its not like i can post on the hugbox with karma requirements

>>51568544
Can't you resell them on ticketmaster? Facebook, ebay, or yes, even reddit. Could just walk into the discord and see if anyone bites, as well.

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>51568694
Nah

>>51568544
>>51568695
I just sold my EXTRA ticket on ebay for $300

>>51568695
>>51568792
yea ill go with ebay
thanks dudes

Haven't been here in over a day. It looks like there still isn't any Gura news or activity

>>51568544
>>51568822
if you are who i think you are
dont to it
youll regret it

>>51568882
Increasingly unlikely that there ever will be

>>51568927
You're very confident he'll regret it, but it's not like he can't still stream it or something if he changes his mind.

>>51569002
he will 100000% regret it
if you're at the venue, you can rewatch the stream every single time and go back in time to being there. you can find YOURSELF in the crowd on stream every single time.

>>51568927
no i wont
Gura is done and so am i

>>51569076
Guess it really depends on if he has faith left or not. And apparently he doesn't, so that's that, no reason for him to go if he's convinced it'll just be a bitter memory rather than a fond one. Can't say I blame him, I'm having a hard time holding on as well.

>>51568927
>>51569076
Who the fuck cares? It's pre-recorded anyways, you dumb asshole. And why would you want to go there just to watch a video of Gura when she won't even stream?

>>51568927
nta but ive been the one sad about the event on here for the last 4 days, i cant bring myself to sell this ticket no matter how bad things are. i still want to see gura sing man, i know ill never forget it as long as i live