/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>51325932
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

behold

>>51325932
Make sure to do your playlist reps and leave a like on VODS! *chu*

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>>51325785
>t. nijifag who only started watching tempus when vg debuted

>>51325949
amen

>>51325949
Amen

>>51325803
UR WRONG

>>51326187
Magni... ;;

LEADER LOVE

As I riptare enjoyer I hope Altare doesn't collab with rpr 1on1 soon because rpr is in some weird state rn and saying gay stuff that's way too forced and I don't need Altare losing it

>>51326336
That one is obviously an even bigger pervert though?

Axel is posting stream room hours before it starts? This must be a bug in the matrix

SHINTARE CRUMB

ENTER best pussy

I hope they stream tarkov together soon. on twitch even

>>51326002
Every day lately I pray abortion isn't a thing in Elysium so I can baby trap Bettel.

>>51326421
ToT

one of my favorite moments from raft arc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqKjTCM-TxM

>>51326560
i wish i was a cat

Shinri sex noises

>>51326658
Oh man, the good old times

>Read last thread while I was outside chilling at the beach
>Anon posted the most sick, vile, rotten loli rape doujin I've ever seen
And I thought /MANS/ couldn't get any worse with all the ryonafags, pukefags and rapefags that come here.

>>51326897
worse has been posted here

>>51326459
why do you even come here to talk about whatever rpr is doing?

I love Hakka more than Aniki now. I want to marry him. ToT

>>51327020
Yeah you're right, its on par with those shitty morfposters.

>>51326459
don't worry, it's ripdesk era

now on to dream about my oshi being raped by ugly bastards. goodnight /MANS/

I wish there was a way to see how many memberships you've gifted

>>51327243
based, don't let the magmites bite

>>51327243
goodnight i'll try to dream of my oshi raping me instead

>>51327243
good night, i hope your oshi gets plowed into a 3 week break in your dreams

>>51327292
You can? On your purchases page

>>51325949
Amen.

>>51326187
Lore time:
Which members are aware that Magni periodically dies and is swamped out with a new clone?

>>51327292
in your purchases tab on youtube you can find your purchase history, gifteds are listed differently from menshi so you can calculate that way

>>51326459
Ripdesk is better anyway.

>>51327362
>>51327448
Holy shit I didn't know that existed, thank you

>>51327443
All of them but for a completely different reason. They all believe Magni was just trying to be immortal. They don't know about Magmite Prime or the conspiracy surrounding him or Magni's true goal.

>>51327362
NTA but I instantly regret checking mine.

>>51326897
eh there was that one drawing of Vesper fucking a shota version of Altare and that one art of Magni in diapers. Worse things have been posted here

>>51327443
Possible answers;
Vesper because they are close and he's also effectively immortal. Or maybe his blood smells different each time
Bettel because phantom maybe gives him some sort of sixth sense

>>51326897
this nigga reading loli doujin at the beach

"They're goddamn mannequins, aren't they?"
Oh Shinri

>>51327644
Sounds plausible

>>51327690
hey that altnowa art is one of the best

I miss Flay already

that was a nice spitroasting session, now it's time to fix my sleep schedule night /mans/

>>51327690
fuck you that altnowa pic is hot as fuck

>>51327690
>Not into service top vesper and shotare
Unbased taste

>>51327443
Altare. He sees it all from his underwater home

>>51327443

>>51327448
>tfw sent around 200+ menshi gifts across several boys despite only doing it since May
Welp.

>>51327882
ah... he must have watched him kill himself hundreds of times, how heartbreaking

>>51327699
Cool ideas!

>>51327955
Man you're rich

>>51326897
Thats fucked up man. You got a link?

>>51327955
Thanks for making the boys the tempuras happy

>>51327882
Glub, glub

>>51327955
extremely based, that's 200 people happy to get cute emotes and extra content!

>>51327950

Hakka retconning Hakkito origin story to go from being 3d printed to demon slayer to spider man is amazing

>>51327955
nice but wtf do you doing for a living

>>51327955

>>51328199
hakkitos were bit by radioactive Hakka?

>>51328310
We got shat on by a radioactive pigeon

>>51328342
congrats

>>51328342
Amazing

>>51328406
>>51328430
The unchi effect.

Hakka also changed his lore so that he is hakkito prime who learned the ways of the exorcists to show them hakkitos aren't dangerous. He's changing the lore so much it's so cute and silly. I love him.

>>51328495
Oh this idea's cute.

>>51328168
What's the 16bit wars AU?

>>51328495
could turn into a cool meta kayfabe thing where he has a warped perception of himself and his hakkitos due to the corruption, so the shattered wings lore could be a bad omen he thinks is destined to happen but really he's just a bird

Almond 3rd off collab when...

We've just added teenage mutant ninja hakkitos to the lore. We also have a bisexual Vampire. Hakka is also now a rat.

So do all Magni's come with the ports pre-bored into their flesh, or does he have to do that himself?

>>51328655
>a warped perception of himself and his hakkitos due to the corruption
sounds like meet the pyro https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUhOnX8qt3I

>>51328759
I think the corruption is frying his brain

>>51326519
I missed it ToT what happened?

Q remaster confirmed for next week from hakka!

>>51328886
ok they all must play it or I reeee

Hakka might actually play Roblox too. He wants to ask for perms.

https://twitter.com/inchells/status/1668811430337052673

>>51327882
>>51327987
>>51328108
glub glub indeed

>>51328631
Miyabi and Fuma travel to find AI-Altare, who has become an AI after failing to save the world and losing the rest of the Guild and absorbing their memories and powers.

>>51329053
>So you're saying there's a chance?

>>51329110
I wonder how deep Altare's room goes down? Maybe he has it there to keep track of all the lifeless bodies of Magni that don't seem to rot, they lay clear, clearer than they should in the deep ocean.

>>51329110
Man Altare must have the freakiest time living underwater if he sees magni corpses sink and also a giant mecha going around the ocean

>technical issues right before the stream two days on a row
Maybe this clone really did need a bit more time to be in working conditions

>>51328780

>>51329110
i like to think magni doesn't float or sink, because he's not quite human, so altare is forced to dive after and dispose of his body so nobody finds the traumatizing scene he's become so desensitized to

All this Altare and Magni clone shit reminded me of this
https://archiveofourown.org/works/41220000?view_adult=true

How do koipanions not furiously finger themselves during shinri's streams? He keeps heavy breathing and moaning every time he gets scared. ToT

>>51329044
i thought they had roblox perms

>>51329924
why do you think there's never any koi liveposting

>>51329924
Shinri is not for hornyposting, begone

Arupapa is dead.

>>51330146
And we killed him

>>51330146
Blame Arunii for killing him

>>51330120
Don't lie like that

>>51330202
WAAARRGHHDDJSAD STOP, SHINRI IS MY BRO, WE TALK ABOUT TECH AND STUFF

>>51330267
>he doesn't fuck his bro

please tell me how to remove the stupid heart in the chatbox

>no magni telly posting

>>51330407
magmites HATE this magni. not even giving him a chance on his first art stream

>>51328676
This anon is asking the right questions

>>51330401
Youtube chose (You) to spam flushed emotes

Who tied this poor old prospector/sheriff to the train tracks?

>>51330407
The guy on the telly isn't my Magni

>>51330407
I was transfixed by his pretty new face and drawing skills gomen

This game Shinri is playing is such a trip

>>51330509
the only person that would, jeffrey

>>51330551
im actually so intrigued and im wondering how I’ve never heard of it before

>>51330401
That's the second time I see someone mention that today but I can't find anything different on neither mobile or on PC

I don't know why but the way Magni jump right into the stream makes it feel so impersonal.

>>51330120

I really like Magni drawing streams. I wish there was someone he could collab with that could keep up with his drawing speed and skill. He is just too Cuh-racked!

>>51330641
i see why koi's barely post

>magni still making that dumb mouth open while drawing face
yeah, that’s the magni i know

Did bettel happen to say anything about a gorilla stream tonight? I've been at work so I haven't been able to check

>>51330407
MAGNI CLONE ON TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQGPjh14Tsc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQGPjh14Tsc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQGPjh14Tsc

>>51330744
He's too busy watching Magni stream right now

Damn, how did he see that? Magni is crazy

>>51330980
ofc bettel would see dabbing.....

>>51330810
Where's Magni getting his prompts from? Other Holostars or from his membership?

magni rather play diable than do this shit kek

>>51331051
Other Holostars

holy shit shinri

>>51331051
other people(unspecified)
so far holostars is obvious

>>51331090
Ah, okay, thanks.

>>51330834
WOW I HATE THAT FILTHY WHORE

HE DID THAT IN 8 MINUTES

Didn't someone say the game Shinri is playing has a memory leak issue?

>>51331051
>anon things Aruran and Fuma are Magni's viewers in his membership

>>51331236
what is that?

>>51331297
I googled it for you
>A memory leak occurs when a process allocates memory from the paged or nonpaged pools, but doesn't free the memory. As a result, these limited pools of memory are depleted over time, causing Windows to slow down. If memory is completely depleted, failures may result.

Oh I know this one, Magni.

>>51331349
thanks but I googled it too and I still don't understand, game too big?

He's still cool even though I want to kick his face in

magni is cuhracked

>>51331446
Think of it like your roommates not washing the dishes when they're done with them so then you can't use them and they pile up in the sink

good evening perverts what are you doing

i love vesper noir, that is all. i hope his updated model is even sexier. have a good night everyone

>>51331581
the civil war arc of tempus.....

>>51331554
I see, now I understand thank you

>>51331581
cleaning my entire closet and room to shinri’s stream, actually really helps

CLOCK MENTION

>>51331446
The game basically doesn’t clean up after itself while running causing performance issues

there’s a lot more that goes into it but that’s a dumb down version

autist clock woman can't draw

Kronii is that a fucking dildo

he doesn't know how to spell it kek

wtf is he doing, this is so generic, he supposed to turn all these drawing into holostars related or at least funny, where is my lacreativi maglord

ENTER THE FIFTH (9) MEMBER OF TEMPUS

>>51331709
It's clearly a Charizard, idiot.

>>51331722
but it's correct ??

>>51331709
That's a sitting horse

AMEN

>>51331606
Good night based anon. When you wake up, it will be Wednesday.
I want to dream about Vesper. ToT

he kneels...

>>51331704
AMEN

this guy is an actual genius

it takes more than pure drawing skills to be able to think on the spot like magni does, let alone implement it so well and so fast

I just remembered that I had a dream. There was a dezeta moment on stream, Zeta being really cute when talking to Magni and him using his gentle voice, and I really needed to post about it in /mans/ but my phone battery was dead and I was suffering

KEK

ollie...

>>51331581
Starting to feel this sleep pill work and having an internal crisis about when tempus will graduate and what will I do.

I love how bluntly he said
>what if I just drew TITS

Wait, was that a rare Magni mad face?

He's going for it

Saggy ass balls

magni…

>>51331876
5 minutes for the nun picture, he somehow manages to impress me more with every drawing stream

How can she keep getting away with this

Why did I know he wasdoing the american flag just from the stars

>>51332055
god bless ollie
finally gave us america representation

I respect it. It definitely was a game of chicken.

>>51332069
I mean, it's a classic design for a bikini

CHUPADO

>>51331815
I hope you have a wonderful dream! Let's greet him happily tomorrow :>

hakka's socks
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1668825404923060226

wow his mouth moved like THREE TIMES as he read all those members lmao

>>51332212
yeah, my dick

I'm so glad they kept Magni's dark mouth. His ears are extra cute now, I love that you can see the right one more

>>51332235
what

>>51332212
Cute...

>>51332212
What a cute dork

>>51332212
>chubby kid has food themed socks

>>51332283
socks my dick

Discmite sighting

Are you proud of what you see in the mirror?

>>51332430
Magnifying glasses don't work that way

>>51332430
We did it... We killed our own Maglord, I confess

the sucking noises

>>51332450
Its a mirror. He is showing you who did the crime. (you)

>>51332450
anon..... your reading comprehension reps....

does magni not have top teeth?

Oh no

>>51332430
This is a great, "I think I know who made this post" image.

how the fuck? that's so cool

>>51332430

A FUCKING KNIGHTBEAT

The glazing is unreal

Magni's sick twisted mind never ceases to amaze me.

He's fucking insane

Dude, Magni is actually insane

>>51332316
Chubby you say?

A FUCKING KNIGHTBEAT

what is the jackal doing

I should have known Shien would draw something like this

Sasuga bossu, never change

kek

Shien yo...

Is dick and balls just a dogboy thing kek

>>51332761
Game of chicken, round 2!

>>51332316
I wanna jerk off his chubby cock ToT

BOSSU... I KNEEL

>>51332779
Did you not see the dick base and dick gang in Rust? It's a Holostars thing.

>Shien receives bovine retribution for his dick joke

Reminder that Magni is a born deadbeat, and loves drawing skulls

Wait. Did I miscount or did he already did 8 out of the 9 drawings he planned to do?

Max difficulty line from Shinri

if Axel sent one then its also a dick and balls isn't it

He's way more expressive

>>51332813
Hot

>>51332954
It's funny how he said he might not be able to get through them all and will have done so in an hour and some change.

>>51332954
seems so but bettel said he might send a line or maybe that was a joke kek

he's so dumb

rrat?

having a exam in 30 minutes. wish me good luck.

>>51333142
fail your exam

>>51333142
glhf

>>51333142
break your legs

Why is bettel so unoriginal...

>>51333153
I miss that

>>51333142
i hope you fail third world mutt

Is Magni gonna draw a stonetoss comic?

>>51332430
yes.

>>51333142
Good luck, you got this! Make your oshi proud

>>51333074

>>51333142
You attached Flayon to your post so I have no choice but to say I hope you get the worst score possible

>>51333262
potaxel fryios......

>>51333142
Make him proud

Spuddog on telly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iqg6W5Rc9A8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iqg6W5Rc9A8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iqg6W5Rc9A8

cover needs a rule where any new member considered for recruitment has to be at least as talented as magni dezmond

>>51333142
GOOD LUCK MACHIROON

>>51333411
There wouldn't be any new recruits in that case, this man is out of this world

>>51333142
Good LUCK!!!!!!

Damn it, Axel

Axel...

This is sexual harassment

>one line
>makes four
THIS RETARD

I love Tempus

Axel didn't even read the instructions, that's four separate lines

>>51333495
THIS AIN'T EVEN ONE LINE REEEEEEEEEEE

>>51333495
Magni's face when he sees Axel's dick (his mouth is open and ready)

Pretty cool stream idea from Magni, too bad none of the known artist in HoloPro sent in some troll lines to mess with him kek.

>>51333541
he really needs to flash his cock to magni even if it's illegal

This reminds me of a game we used to play in art school 'hide the dick' where someone would draw a peen and the next person had to draw around it so that you couldn't tell it was there in the first place

AAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEE

>Jackal sends a cock
>Dingo sends a cock
>Magni handles both dogs like a champ

>>51333561
Shinri's was pretty close

>>51333259
Kek, based

So, which Magni is this?

>>51333641
Magni knows how to handle the knot

>>51333675
one of the magni clones with a misplaced halo. should be obvious now

>>51333680
giwtwm

>>51333680
cute

>>51333714
>>51333641
Magni getting knotted by two dogs at the same time...

>Magni watching Axel play passpartout and giggling last week
>Axel watching Magni draw around his dick and laughing
Cuties

>>51333495
>Does he want the dick or is he giving the dick?

I'M THE HOTTEST GIRL AROUND

>>51333747
So it was a pre-debut Magni? That makes sense.

someone mentioned homework

>>51333890
WHY ARE AXELOTLS, MAGMITES AND HAKKITOS THE FATTEST FUCKS

HE'S BURNING AAAIIIIIEEEEEEE

>>51333642
Oh ya, Shinri is the one that had him thinking quite a bit.But it had me thinking water slide right away.

>>51333936
Magni was born to burn!

Great start for Axel here

Stupid stoner

>>51333958

>>51333927
WE EAT GOOD

>>51333958
KEK

axel...

>>51333936
SHUT IT DOWN

So we're getting Diablo at Magni's normal time in addition to the collab with Altare?

/MANS/ compilation of Magni line challenges for next OP?

>>51334051
wait was it today or tmrw for diablo?

>>51333993
You gonna be staving the next few days, eat while you can fat fuck.

>>51334091
tomorrow but Altare also has the card opening on his schedule and Magni didn't mention it

>>51334098
Luckily I also have Axel

>>51334091
Unless I misheard, tomorrow. But I wouldn't be surprised if he does a guerilla stream tonight too

>>51334163
he's evolving

>>51334121
I was going to try to ask before he ended but he ended too quickly

this dingo..

Ah, he is retarded. I love him

The shock when it doesn’t work kek

https://twitter.com/yatogamifuma/status/1668835848668983296

>>51334471
Fuma is so cute

>>51334471
Fuma CUTE, Fuma LOVE

>>51334471
huh he posted all of the drawings except ollie's :(

>>51334561
?
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1668835946316578817

dudes gonna leak something trying to flip his screen

>>51334583
damn he's fast

here's magni's line
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1668836513550053377

Axel's brain is melting already...

Axel, please...

>>51334625
What do you guys see here?
I personally see either the back of a chair or the top of a cat's head.

did the others do the IQ test?

Studied physics btw

KEK

KEK

>>51334749
Iirc Magni did

Damn, Magni made the fucking worst twitter thread of all time.

MAKE A BIGGER BALL AND DROP IT HIGHER FOR THE MOMENTUM HOLY FUCKING SHIT can't believe this guy is my oshi

>>51334749
i think just magni. bettel and shinri just played the levels

>>51334898
He isn't your oshi because of his brain is he?

>>51334748
olimar

>why's this shit so thick man? Why is it so thick?

Axel is taking in my cock

>>51334471
Fuma is too cute man...

>>51334799
>>51334897
Kintama brain works the same way

>It’s the method
>Fails every time
kek

So how is Axel doing compared to others?

>>51334171
>a axelmite
The fattest of fucks

I dont think Axel Syrios Ch. HOLOSTARS-EN is very smart

yare yare...
https://twitter.com/10mamomi/status/1668839526121496576

Hottest girl around

>>51335180
You would be 100% correct

Uh he did it?

That was actually surprising solution wtf

That was actually clever KEK

WAIT, HOW DID HE DO THAT SNOWFLAKE PUZZLE?

>>51335180
Apologize.

Axel is smarter when he doesn’t think

He's so dumb that it worked.

>>51335377
He is ultra instinct

>>51335378
I was like "Come on Axel, it needs to be IN the contai-WHAT?"

>>51333495
I recognize that bulge

He did the hanger one faster than Magni somehow.

>>51334748

Axel can't spell

>>51335457
Nice

>>51335457
KEK ToT

Axel is trying too hard to be an engineer and doesn't realize problem solving in this game is simple

>>51334995
IN your cock?

>>51335614 (me)
gdi I can't read
I thought that said talking

Axel youre so dumb and cute

>>51335638
He speaks into my pisshole yeah. He's a dumbass.

>>51335457
Still trying to get the old man to kneel to your coomer ways i see, you sisters are relentless.

>>51335638
>gdi I can't read
Real axelotl hours

>>51335700
Vesper, stop being a retard and do a gorilla stream

>>51335729
actually just a sleep deprived Magmite but yes kek

>>51335881
GO TO SLEEP ALREADY chu~

>IQ: 20

PROFOUND MENTAL RETARDATION

>>51335881
Please go to bed fellow mag

>Why do the axelotls have a shit fetish as usual?

Why is aniki projecting his scat fetish on to axelotls making fun of his poo iq?

I can feel his single core overheating

>>51335699
>ayo this mic kinda sus

Yeah ok Axel is pretty dumb when it comes to physics

>IQ: 10

kek

>>51336082
>why is the guild going bankrupt
This is why.

Imagining axel cheering up a sad axelotl by stuffing it with his thick knot and whispering "now you want the dick and balls method, huh?" ToT

Kek Zaku

I want to b see Vesper and Altare do this. I think they might make me want to kill myself more than when Bettel played.

some people bro
https://twitter.com/anonamos_701/status/1668840598009442304

>>51336542
Kek, nice

.... What is this technique

>>51336542
Damn, this is good

>>51336542
Yeah, that guy is crazy good.

Axel is very steadfast in what he thinks should work

>>51336542

>>51336950
not the rrats.....

>>51336907
Disgusting humble brag giwtwm

>>51336950
[MICHAEL] IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY TODAY

KEK

I don't understand what he thought would happen

>>51337161
you believe he's thinking?

>>51337229
Woah anon. Thinking is illegal in /MANS/

https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1668852809666641921

>>51337643
kek

>>51337643
kek. Magni's favorite animal

>>51337643
cute

>>51337643
Wauw beautiful, next bread OP even

>>51332316
Good

Magni got 112 right?

No more unchi

>>51337784
what the FUCK ??!