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>> No.51315338
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>>51315319
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>> No.51315359

>tries to blow up the wall, instead of the barricade 2 feet away
Bettel...

>> No.51315385
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>>51315319
Make sure to do your playlist reps and leave a like on VODS! *chu*

>FLAYON'S BIRTHDAY MERCH IS LIVE! (On sale until July 10th 18:00 JST)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/machinaxflayon_bd2023
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/machina-x-flayon

>MAGNI'S COPIUM RELEASE CELEBRATION MERCH IS LIVE! (On sale until July 3rd 18:00 JST)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/magnidezmond_copiumrelease
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/magni-dezmond

>BETTEL'S BIRTHDAY MERCH IS LIVE! (On sale until June 19th 18:00 JST)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/gavisbettel_bd2023
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/gavis-bettel

>Summer Camp Voice packs are LIVE!
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempus_summercampvoice

>April Fools Situation Voice Packs are still available!
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_aprilfoolsday2023

>Valentine's Situation Voice Packs are still available!
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2023

>HQ/VG Acrylic Stands are still live! (On sale until out of stock!)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_acrylicstand
https://shop.geekjack.net/products/holostars-english-tempus-acrylic-stand

>> No.51315411
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ALMOND CUTE, ALMOND LOVE~

>> No.51315428

I can't wait for Shinri to call their managers niggers on stream for releasing Tempus gen 3

>> No.51315462

>>51315359
Don't think that'd work either.

>> No.51315464

>>51315210
Yep, tho Magni said something a few streams ago that made ot sound like there a good reason for it, so who knows.

>> No.51315477

most likely to say a slur on stream
Vesper > Shinri > Axel >>>>>>>> the rest

>> No.51315524

>>51315477
Actually no, Vesper has more control over his speech on stream, Axel or Hakka are far more likely to

>> No.51315540

>>51315477
Why is shinri so high up there

>> No.51315543

>>51315477
Axel > Hakka > Vesper

>> No.51315601

>>51315477
Axel > Hakka >> Magni >>> Vesper > the rest.

>> No.51315629

>>51315477
Shinri would be way down at the bottom of that list dude. Even drunk, he's way more composed than people like Magni and Axel.
It would go like this:
Vesper > Axel > Magni > Altare > Hakka > Bettel > Flayon > Shinri

>> No.51315639

>>51315524
>Vesper has more control over his speech on stream
>"should I say this? fuck it-" every stream
that nigga lacks impulse control

>> No.51315674

>>51315428
Gen 3 already debuted though, they just never stream

>> No.51315682

Altnowa in my soul, slowly dying out

>> No.51315683

>>51315629
>all four HQ boys at the top
feels right

>> No.51315696

>>51315477
Axel has already said cunt, he should be number 1

>> No.51315710

>>51315674
what gen is jeffrey part of?

>> No.51315751

>>51315710
Jeff is the gen 1 vtweeter, cover experimenting again

>> No.51315780

>>51315751
you know jeffrey streams right?

>> No.51315776

>>51315683
THEY ARE short-tempered

>> No.51315804

Leader on the telly

>> No.51315806

>>51315751
>vtweeter
he literally just uploaded a vlog

>> No.51315810

>>51315751
how dare you spread this lie about my oshi Jefferey

>> No.51315826
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i love my retarded jobber jester but he needs to be punched

>> No.51315832

LEADER ON THE TELLY

>> No.51315915

>>51315804
>>51315832
JOBBERS
LEADER ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnISog4kMMk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnISog4kMMk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnISog4kMMk

>> No.51315957

my unironic rrat is that i think cover purposefully hired more “stable” people for tempus gen 2 because they realized HQ is composed 3/4 of high maintenance menheras

>> No.51315965

LEADER CUTE~

>> No.51315991

>>51315639
Not that kind of impulse contol

>> No.51316065

altventurers have a stick up their butts

>> No.51316109

>>51315957
Who's the 1 who isn't

>> No.51316120
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>>51315957
VG still has 1 month to have their own japan arc

>> No.51316127
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>>51315319
H-hey kids... D-do you need someone to play with you? I have a bowl of candy in the van, I'd hate for it to go to waste..

>> No.51316138

>>51316065
yeah, altare's.

>> No.51316140

HE KIDNAPPED SHINRI

>> No.51316161

>>51315083
>7th anniversary of HQ's debut while whatever the 7th gen is called has been out for a month
>28-man anniversary collab, takes an hour for them to get their audio set up, and by then someone has already dropped from the call and others have taken a Zoom nap
>we're getting raided by Florbublius dramafags
>Tempus guild hall table is like Doug Dimmadome's hat and extends out into the countryside
>overlap is 7x worse than it used to be and dead hours 7x deader

>> No.51316170

>>51316109
axel, hes a low maintenance menhera

>> No.51316219

he just ate him in front of Shinri..

>> No.51316225

ALTARE HAS KIDNAPPED SHINRI AND IS THREATENING TO EAT HIM
ALL OF SHINRI's DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE~

>> No.51316236

>>51316161
kek

>> No.51316254

so shintare are back in tarkov

>> No.51316259
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>>51315338
Amen

>> No.51316304

>>51316161
I mean even if the eventual new boys aren't Tempus. The overlap and dead hour range is very real.

>> No.51316306

>>51316065
TOT BEING IMPALED VLAD STYLE BY OUR GLORIOUS TALL DARK AND HANDSOME LEADER

>> No.51316326

Do you think Bettel is not scared and pretending to be scared, or actually scared and pretending to be confident? I thought it was the former, but then he had some shaky breaths that had my mind going.

>> No.51316337
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god this took way too long
good night /MANS/

>> No.51316336

>>51316161
KEK

>> No.51316396

>>51316326
Very likely the latter and I don't blame him since ryonafags want to kidnap him and hurt him.

>> No.51316423

>>51316161
The thought of dead hours with 28 members caused me to physically recoil. Surely they would get eu members or something...

>> No.51316430

I'm hoping they debut a rival guild themed generation. Or a generation of monsters (Monsters)
I think that would be an awful theme for hololive, but antagonism and rivalry might work for EN stars

>> No.51316442

>>51316337
there was A PUZZLE? nooo
good job anon

>> No.51316449

>>51316326
He wasn't scared at all in his first phasmo stream

>> No.51316460

>>51316326
He's playing up his fear much like everything he does, and one of his 'secrets' to his comedy is to say something with confidence because if it goes wrong it's funny.

>> No.51316500
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>>51315477
Absoljütely correct. It's not a matter IF Vesper will say nigger, it's a matter of WHEN he will say nigger.

>> No.51316507

>>51316460
Almost like…he’s a streamer :O

>> No.51316508

>>51316337
Lol I assumed it was finished already and didn't bother to click! Sleep well anon

>> No.51316516
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>> No.51316545

>>51316516
vesmachidrawanon come back

>> No.51316551

>>51316161
>tempus table is like doug dimmadome’s hat
i keked

>> No.51316560

>>51316500
God you catalogfags are cringe

>> No.51316571

>>51316460
>anon figures out what a performance is

>> No.51316576

>>51316337
wait... i didn't even see this puzzle.... no....

>> No.51316592

>>51315190
Weren't the names HQ and VG created by the guys themselves? Management calls them all Tempus

>> No.51316649

>>51316592
>Weren't the names HQ and VG created by the guys themselves?
no. according to vesper "headquarters" and "vanguard" was originally supposed to be an internal name and that all of them were supposed to be "tempus" in public. he was surprised when the vg boys were so open about using those terms publicly.

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>>51316507
>>51316571
what's with the passive aggressive responses, I'm not even insulting or saying anything bad about him

>> No.51316683

>>51316592
Do you seriously think HQ and VG would've called themselves those names if not for management? Those names didn't come from any of them.

>> No.51316752

>>51316664
Donmai, it's that kind of day where /mans/ gets pissy over every dumb thing out there

>> No.51316805

>>51316500
Who is the glowing green guy, I never understood this reference

>> No.51316820

>>51316592
Not that I know of. I remember one of the boys (Shinri?) filling us in on the names and another of the boys (Magni) being terrified to even say it in public because those were just internal names up until that point

>> No.51316834

>>51316752
are the sisters in sync perhaps?

>> No.51316837

>>51316752
i really think it's the sexual frustration getting to anons (not me, i had sex last night)

>> No.51316851
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>>51316560
Oh. Sorry I offended you nigger

>> No.51316915

>>51316837
>I had sex last night
cringe. I bet you change your underwear everyday too fag

>> No.51316927

Will Kronii appear with Vesper on the NTR podcast?

>> No.51316931

>>51316805
mr metokur. pippa was a fan of his, and he often talked about cia glowys. i think the artist who made this said something about how his cancer turned him into a glowy, don't remember

>> No.51316954

Tempus Gen 3
>cleric that tries to convert people
>witch doctor that promotes homeopathic medicines
>dogecoin cultist
>racist templar

>> No.51316959

How do you like your eggs, /mans/?
hard boiled is disgusting

>> No.51316966

>>51316931
Thanks!

>> No.51316989

>>51316959
deviled

>> No.51316998

>>51316954
That's just Magni divided into 4 characters

>> No.51317004

>>51316959
I don't, eggs are nasty and stinky

>> No.51317007
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>>51316805
Don't worry about it. But when you do see them on the street they're pretty obvious since they glow in the dark. Make sure to run them over capiche?

>> No.51317015

>>51316959
Hardboiled, fuck you

>> No.51317031

>>51316959
over medium cuz if any of the white is undercooked i want to gag but i like the yolk to be a little runny still

>> No.51317046

>>51316959
i don't eat the yolk

>> No.51317050

>>51316927
how is that NTR? it would be NTR if shinri was there taking kronii away from vesper

>> No.51317057

>>51316998
okay i take it back, we don't need five magnis running around

>> No.51317082
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>>51316915
and you don't??

>> No.51317083

>>51316959
Just like Altare said

>> No.51317086

>>51317007
KEK

>> No.51317113

>>51316959
Scrambled for sure.
And hey, at least hard boiled eggs are better than soft boiled ones

>> No.51317114

>>51317050
It's cucking the fans

>> No.51317115

>>51316959
scrambled with a bit of garlic salt or hard boiled

>> No.51317135
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>>51316959
Century eggs.

>> No.51317159

>>51316959
softboiled or sunnyside up

>> No.51317160

>eggs and blood and tears
ok

>> No.51317196

>>51316954
Druid, Bard(Regulus), Cavalier, Cleric.

>> No.51317197

>>51316959
SUNNY SIDE UP LFG

>> No.51317198

Bettel: fuck those rrats, man!

>> No.51317262

>>51316959
poached or soft boiled.

>> No.51317268

>>51317057
I'll do the world a favor and confine them to my bedroom

>> No.51317271

>>51317050
ToT and need art of it!

>> No.51317282

>>51316959
Fertilized.

>> No.51317293

Bettel hates rats....Baettel bros what do we do....

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>>51316396
He doesn't really seem scared, but this is hot so I choose to believe this instead.

>> No.51317319

>>51317113
No no, you misunderstand I like soft boiled

>> No.51317361 [SPOILER] 
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>>51316959
To old to cook anything with

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>>51316545

>> No.51317480

PILOT HUBBY ON THE TELEEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbdouJGOxxk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbdouJGOxxk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbdouJGOxxk

>> No.51317491

>>51316959
no no soft boiled is FUCKING DISGUSTING what is the point of boiling the egg if your just going to eat it basically raw but hot? disgusting, vile, and rotten.

>> No.51317501
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>>51317361
whore.

>> No.51317502

>>51317430
damn vesmachidrawanon has had enough.... seems like /mans/ is a toxic thread now

>> No.51317518

>>51317480
grrrrr

>> No.51317522

>>51317430
damn that's how you dress bruh?

>> No.51317561

>Has only had lobster once or twice in his life
wtf

>> No.51317568

>>51317430
why is Bettel dressed like a gay gigolo or something

>> No.51317596

>>51316959
Straight to the pan and fried.

>> No.51317604

>>51317568
there are only so many options in the sims and i dont think he had any DLC at the beginning

>> No.51317611

>>51317430
i miss you and I'll miss you

>> No.51317651

>>51317082
no, I change them every other day

>>51317568
its for a bit

>> No.51317663

>>51317502
>seems like /mans/ is a toxic thread now
>now

>> No.51317686
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>>51317568
because he's a fat whore

>> No.51317692

>>51315319
Rape, marry, kill already in correct order

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>>51317361
based!

>> No.51317783

No strawberry picking :(

>> No.51317816

flay better be extra cute this stream to make up for reading even more birthday stuff

>> No.51317815

i wanna go strawberry picking with altare…

>> No.51317853

>>51317816
Already achieved

>> No.51317873

I never remembered amnesia having guns before. is this the first game thats had them?

>> No.51317878
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Do the boys read their donations? I wanna help them with my care.

>> No.51317887

giving hickies on flay's neck as he jumps on you ToT

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>>51317853
jesus christ why am so easy

>> No.51317941

Does it bother you when your oshi collabs with a female vtuber? Would you be more likely to watch a tempus member who stated from the beginning that they would never collab with women?

>> No.51317945
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.51317956

>>51317941
comachama...

>> No.51317971

>>51317941
There's a thread for those kind of people

>> No.51317973

>>51317878
>>51317941
Who are you people
Go away

>> No.51317995

>>51317930
Having a loved one jump at you so so close like that....and tease...dont feel bad for being weak

>> No.51318018

Altare's so cute and funny rn

>> No.51318022

>>51317941
i'd pay money to watch him fuck a girl

>> No.51318037

>>51317941
that sounds retarded

>> No.51318040
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>>51317941

>> No.51318046

>>51318022
that girl? me

>> No.51318060

>>51317941
idc i dont watch my oshi to pretend he's my boyfriend. I just hate the reaction from /here/tards

>> No.51318061

>>51318018
cun....cunn.....

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>>51318022

>> No.51318090

>>51318018
ToT…?

>> No.51318160

Bro waved at him and he shot him in the face

>> No.51318230

>>51318160
he shouldn't have been waving then.

>> No.51318249
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FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>> No.51318255

Altare…?

>> No.51318273

>>51318160
well yeah "bro" was black

>> No.51318325

>>51318255
glitch in the Elysium server donmai

>> No.51318358

why does square enix hates the holo gaijins so much... they sponsor normal gaijins...

>> No.51318382

>>51318255
>Just subscribed
>Can't use his chat
T_T

>> No.51318410

>Even Flay's fanmail looks STRAIGHT out of a RPG maker
love it honestly

>> No.51318493

>9 months
You guys giving birth to your Tempus babies now

>> No.51318577

don't fucking dare. i'm warning you

>> No.51318585

>>51318358
they dont buy enough ramen

>> No.51318621

>>51318577
What happen

>> No.51318633

>>51318382
welcome to altare. he’s neurotic but cute

>> No.51318644

>>51318493
i'm expecting tempura to announce that they gave birth and named their baby Magtaresper Sydeznoreg

>> No.51318658

>>51318493
I had to create a new account this year so I lost progress and now I'm only 5 month. Gonna sting when everyone else get their 1 year badge...

>> No.51318665

kek

>> No.51318692

>i want to go to an onsen with the boys
>you get closer after going to an onsen
tempus skinship…

>> No.51318705

>>51318658
No... I'm sorry

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>> No.51318722

>>51318658
Oof, I can feel that pain anon...im sowwy...

>> No.51318727

>>51318621
its looping back to babies....

>> No.51318756

>>51318658
It happened to me with HQ.. At least I have my VG menshis whoring correctly

>> No.51318766

>>51318727
You're doing this to yourself

>> No.51318827

OURPLE BIRD ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp4f2EA2ITk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp4f2EA2ITk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp4f2EA2ITk

>> No.51318834

Wtf. An Altare kiss? What just happened? Is this allowed

>> No.51318854

Uhh these Gorons are looking at Altare kinda funny

>> No.51318867

rare tartar kiss,,,

>> No.51318890

Altare chu…

>> No.51318909
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>>51315780
>>51315806
>>51315810
is Jeffrey the /MANS/ version of Todd? help me, lore masters

>> No.51318926

>>51318854
Dude my mind was so innocent just moments ago

>> No.51318942

I want to make bettel 24/7 pregnant even though he hates children...

>> No.51318954

>>51318854
i wanna see them ruin his twink bussy ToT

>> No.51318969

>>51318909
Who the fuck is Todd?

>> No.51318976

Now I just need a Shinri chu~ and I'll have collected them all like the infinity stones

>> No.51319003

>>51318942
You just reminded me of that Morf fic...

>> No.51319024

>>51318976
send him a superchat and ask him if he like hi-chew candy and he'll say chu a bunch of times while talking about his favorite flavor

>> No.51319031

>>51318976
what would you even do once you have this power?

>> No.51319033
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Hermanito...

>> No.51319036

>>51318909
he was a psychiatrist that was in Nowa's twitter space during the Japan arc. also made a space himself right after questioning his own humanity after listening to Nowa's twitter space

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>>51319036
The soundpost

>> No.51319098

>flay will never command me around and say "good anon" to me
AAAAAAAA HESW FUCKING MOEWING MY DICXK HURTS

>> No.51319099
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>>51318909
He was just some random psychologist that listened to a Vesper Twitter space while he was on his menhera meltdown in Japan, made a space afterwards talking about how listening to that space made him wish stop being human.

>> No.51319111

>>51318633
He's not even in my subscription list...

>> No.51319114

>>51319031
Total brotuber enjoyer annihilation chu~

>> No.51319157

Bettel has said rat too many times this stream

>> No.51319170

>>51319033
Hermanito whoring himself out in a corner might be a reality...

>> No.51319194

>>51319099
>you know, i’m tired of being a human being
i’ll always laugh

>> No.51319200

>>51318976
has bettel chu'd?

>> No.51319231

>>51318976
Post them p-please

>> No.51319247
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>>51318969
Todd and Chuuni-kun are the only good Nijimales (tulpas that /nijien/ made up cause their male vtubers are so fucking awful)

>>51319036
>>51319036
ohhh, right! I don't know how I could forget about him. thanks anons

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>> No.51319261

>>51318976
Hand over the chus.

>> No.51319298

>>51319252
what does this have to do with tempus

>> No.51319303

>>51319252
what does this have to do with tempus?

>> No.51319305
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>>51319098
submit him a script and it could be a reality

>> No.51319310

>>51319252
who? also reddit

>> No.51319319

>>51319252
wrong thread

>> No.51319342

easy baiting

>> No.51319363

>>51319252
left thread

>> No.51319371
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>>51319305
i...don't have the balls to do that..i'm a coward

>> No.51319380

>>51319342
/mans/ and biting bait, name a more iconic duo.

>> No.51319381

>>51319252
Kinda funny how most bisexual men have all such similar taste

>> No.51319385

This coin pusher game eems like a reasonably comfy game for four bucks, might pick it up

>> No.51319428

>>51319371
skill issue, i got him to read some really good stuff during his first machibo but i'm too embarrassed to go back and listen to it again

>> No.51319431

>>51319342
>>51319380
where even is the bait, you neurotic women

>> No.51319441

>>51319200
nta but yea a couple of times

>> No.51319454

>>51319261
If you want them, you'll have to take them.
But you already knew that.
nta tho :3

>> No.51319471

He couldn't kill the babies :(

>> No.51319483

>>51319431
embarrassed Noct shill trying to cover their butt after they realized no one gives a shit about him here if its not a picture/fic of him fucking Altare

>> No.51319527

>don’t do school, stay in drugs kids
wise words to live by

>> No.51319548

>>51319252
the natural order of men trying to push hypermasculinity for so many years. the pendulum always swings back.

>> No.51319588

>>51319428
skill issue, i would listen to flay degrading me all hours of the day :3c ....but i don't want to be the first coomer to request a suggestive audio

>> No.51319629

that poor korok

>> No.51319630

>>51319252
I thought it was funny cause Altare dressed his Link as himself

>> No.51319672

>oh no my coins are being pushed
What does he think the point of this game is?

>> No.51319706

Altare, don't drop-

>> No.51319729

>>51317941
Fool. There are no unicorns here.

>> No.51319739

>>51319588
you know what? fair although it wouldn't be as suspcious if you suggest dialogue of games he's played and mentioned on stream maybe

>> No.51319846

>>51319371
DO it baaaka

>> No.51319847

flayon and altare never stop talking, i can't take the spitroast

>> No.51319868

the best altare streams are the ones that are 10 parts into a series where he just zatsus about random bullshit with chat while messing around in a game. zelda is scratching my itch good

>> No.51319892
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>>51319847
I am struggling

>> No.51319997

>>51315319
UOH

>> No.51320009

Altare? Your recall?

>> No.51320023

Flay Flay accidentally almost killing me....uooh....

>> No.51320029

Not the human centipede…

>> No.51320035

>>51317941
you should probably be going to the /cbdct/ general for that

>> No.51320061

>>51319739
i can't think of any game where there's dialog of someone calling them a dirty whore that pretends to be prude
>>51319846
I CANT

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>>51317941
>Does it bother you when your oshi collabs with a female vtuber?
No, not at all.
>Would you be more likely to watch a tempus member who stated from the beginning that they would never collab with women?
No. I judge them by the quality of their content.

>> No.51320110

If Altare is doing this on purpose it's working because I'm getting very annoyed

>> No.51320125

>>51319868
Yeah I love his Minecraft streams so much for that reason

>> No.51320183

>>51320110
he’s unironically retarded about puzzles and seems to have trouble navigating 3d spade sometimes

>> No.51320211

HE DID IT

>> No.51320252

>some people take more time than others

>> No.51320316

took a nap and dreamed that holostars were moved onto Kick

>> No.51320321

>>51320061
Not going to give away my go to media but otome games get pretty close to that, nothing really explicit unless it has H scenes

>> No.51320371

>>51320061
>someone calling them a dirty whore that pretends to be prude
Why does Ina's face suddenly popped into my mind?

>> No.51320426

>actual spoiler in chat
Somebody spank that guy

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>>51320183
Could be talking about Vesper here

>> No.51320584

>>51320371
off topic

>> No.51320628

>>51320567
Literally any Tempus boy
LOVE

>> No.51320663
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>> No.51320700

>>51320061
You wanna do it so you should, Flay will understand and RESPECT your confidence

>> No.51320706

why tempus have to use shitty western animators for official animations. no one want to watch ugly shit

>> No.51320715
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LET ME FUCKING MARRY AND COMFORT YOU YOU ADORABLE LITTLE BRATTY SHIT

>> No.51320716

>>51320628
unless it's flayon who actively makes puzzles harder for himself and will not budge... in me power.........

>> No.51320747

>>51320700
>t.Flay

>> No.51320755

Hakkamom based, she wanna runover a thief

>> No.51320801

>>51320706
It for comedy and the videos all have different artists

>> No.51320826

the banjo kazooie voice kek

>> No.51320847

>>51320700
ogey flayon, but you won't bait me

>> No.51320865

Just wondering when Altare will fuck me

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>>51320706
I beleeb

>> No.51320960

Wild and silly Altare

>> No.51321017

>>51320747
>>51320847
Just further proves that you should really do it dont be a COWARD

>> No.51321043

What fun about someone drawing a Line you gotta complete, he shouldve made them doodle instead

>> No.51321082
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51321082

which Tempus boy would this be?

>> No.51321083

>>51320706
I just want to see a new Bunpercars animation. His judgemagni is the best looking one I've seen.

>> No.51321141

>>51321082
Is she a rape victim?

>> No.51321184

>>51321141
yes

>> No.51321214

>>51321082
Vespy

>> No.51321219

>>51321082
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh why did you remind me this existed anon....bad anon.....

>> No.51321223

>>51321082
>>51321141
This thread is getting dark...

>> No.51321251

>>51321184
[vesper]

>> No.51321321

is it me or has hakka become a better streamer than axel? i thought his solo content was shit at first but he's pretty good at talking to his chat now

>> No.51321339

>>51321082
bettel or vesper

>> No.51321377

>>51321082
Vesper, and in a sad way

>> No.51321417

>>51321321
He has improved but come on now you don't need to bring axel down

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>> No.51321455

Who has a clean enough asshole to rim

>> No.51321508

he definitely wants to fuck the earholes

>> No.51321515

>>51321417
true, my b. i just never thought axel was good at solo content. everybody has their strong and weak points

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>>51321082
all these Nowa and Bettel replies..truly the designated rapebaits of Tempus

>> No.51321553

>>51321417
Can't bring one up without bringing another down in this thread

>> No.51321581

>magni told bettel to watch out for flayon
kek

>> No.51321606

>>51321444
oh fucking sex

>> No.51321622

>>51321017
this is what will happen if i do it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woioRec-kiQ

>> No.51321633

Yeah I can't continue watching Flayon, his voice is making me horny wtfff

>> No.51321636

>>51321553
/mans/ is usually pretty good at not doing that tbf

>> No.51321679

>>51320706
If it's comedic then they have to. What, are you gonna use a cool artstyle for skits?

>> No.51321725

SICK

>> No.51321739

>>51321444
want to pat his head

>> No.51321751

that's cool but wouldn't you die that close to lava

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>>51321622
Look he just said, he wouldn't get mad at your or anything like that! There is nothing to worry about!
Also Im glad he said that for my own sake too...

>> No.51321804

>>51321633
have you not watched him before?

>> No.51321825
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51321825

Fire Temple > Wind Temple > Construct Factory > Water Temple > Lightning Temple

>> No.51321860

>>51318658
That happened to me when I switched some account settings around on Youtube and it unsubscribed me to everyone :( It hurts.

>> No.51321887

>>51321082
you can't drop this without the sauce

>> No.51321896 [DELETED] 

>>51321825
you mean aesthetic wise or gameplay wise? because if latter you are so off

>> No.51321961

>>51321896
Both are taken into account

>> No.51322020

>>51321887
geiger counter by quzilax

>> No.51322024

>>51321961
ok that's more understandable

>> No.51322078

Cute stutter…

>> No.51322091
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MAMA ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/live/B_i3FSDRqEI

>> No.51322104

>>51321825
I really like the Water Temple otherwise I can agree.

>> No.51322128

Fuma and seaweed senpai dropped by Hakka's stream, are the japs attracted by this game? KEK

>> No.51322136

I only did 1 social link in p5 because I didn't want to feel like I was cheating on him...

>> No.51322144

Hermanito Hakka winning hard, Astel and Fuma in his chat

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>>51321795
m-maybe next month i'll request something suggestive...HES TOO FUCKING SEXY I CANT ACT RIGHT

>> No.51322196

>>51322128
Fuma streamed it last week and likes Hakka

>> No.51322200

>>51322128
I think so, Ive seen Polka play it a LOT lately, so wouldn't be surprised if its like "a thing" for more JP

>> No.51322209
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I love this guy like you wouldn't believe!!! OH! It sounds like his next cover is all starting to come together!!! I'm really excited, I don't know at all what it could be, so it'll be a total surprise! Axel does like surprises, and especially giving them to others, so I wonder if his extra secrecy surrounding this cover is for that, because Kickback kind of maybe got spilled too quick. But-! There was still so much unknown and the hype surrounding that was amazing. I can still clearly remember everything about the day it dropped- I loved it so much! Ah, I can't wait, he sounds proud of the mixing, and so I hope that means he's proud of his own efforts with the vocals too. I want to hurry up and hear him praise a cover of his again!!! Cover releases are so much fun for everyone, I hope that as the day gets nearer more and more axelotls come to hype up Axel and everyone who's come together to make a new cover possible. I'm just so curious, I really loved the MVs for Kickback and YATTA, so I wonder if it's the same person? Even if it's not I'll be very happy no matter what. The amount of heart and soul this guy puts into his productions really rub off on the people he works with and creates some amazing works! Man. I'm happy for Axel, he's found such great spot for himself. He's doing amazing and having so many once-in-a-lifetime experiences. This guy man, never takes his place in Tempus for granted- I hope that I can continue to support him for a long time!!! Work hard Axel, I know you always do, but we're all cheering you on anyways! And take as much time to rest as you need whenever you do, sleep well, and I hope that you're always happy and healthy!!!
AXEL LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.51322228

>filtered post
oh its the axelotl prime nigger

>> No.51322281

>>51322209
AXELOTL PRIME LOVE! chu~

>> No.51322331

>>51322228
Fair.

>> No.51322347

>>51322209
It'll be a dark day when you stop posting even though I never read them

>> No.51322391

almond pokemon love

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>>51322176
Yesssss, gooooooood
I'll join you and do something too~

>> No.51322413

>>51322176
if you're still a coward you could always make a side account to submit the request

>> No.51322422

>>51322228
shut the fuck up dumb nigger
>>51322209
super cute axelotl prime, i can't wait to hear another cover from him too. i hope you have a good night!

>> No.51322516

Does that mean he wants to do real asmr content?

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>>51322413
unacceptable, it MUST be their main account.
FLay needs to know the blushy love is to be directed at their main account not some new burner

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>> No.51322672

>>51322541
woah I zoned out making this post I didnt even realize I searched up and attached that pic

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>>51322209
he's so inspiring for knocking out so much song content back to back, you can really see his passion at work when he's so busy! AXEL LOVE! AXELOTL PRIME LOVE!!!!!

>> No.51322706

Racist Altare...

>> No.51322792

>>51322413
that's the plan
>>51322414
that would help me feel less of a coomer
>>51322541
if i did that i would send the request and then take my revolver and kill myself

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>>51322281
I love you too! Thank you for always supporting Axel with me! Chu~!!!
>>51322347
That's fine, and thank you for putting up with it! You get a kiss from me to you as well, if you want it, chu~!
>>51322422
I hope you enjoy it when it comes out- Axel's so passionate about his cover works! My day's just beginning, but I hope you had a good night/day as well!!! Chu~!!!
>>51322692
Isn't he! Yeah, he really does love what he does and wants to make the most of it. I do truly adore him and that passion. I love you too!!! Please always nice meals and the best of sleep, CHU~!!!

>> No.51322837

>>51322347
No one lives forever anon. Cherish the moments.

>> No.51322840

>>51322792
jesus kek

>> No.51322884

SHOTS FIRED AT AXEL BY SHINRI

>> No.51322904

>>51322541
Do you want that anon to die on the spot? Let them take it one step at a time.

>> No.51322946

>>51322884
no one watch shinri give us some context

>> No.51322963

>>51322209
Why didn't you SC him more

>> No.51322984

>>51322946
Axel can't read

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>>51322792
>>51322904
Noo, it will be fine. Trust me

>> No.51322997

>>51322884
The darkness takes hold bro.

>> No.51323042

>>51322994
I will hold you accountable if it goes wrong and that anon blows their brains out

>> No.51323156

>>51322837
Cherishing the moment only makes things hurt even more when they end though

>> No.51323187

>>51323042
I will!
I'lll make sure they are okay, it will all go alright!

>> No.51323189

I need Flay lewds, I had a terrible day

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>>51322994
i want it to be fine...i really do...but i'm a jobber so i wouldn't even be able to end myself correctly kek, so fuck it

>> No.51323224

>>51323189
make/commission some, you'll feel better

>> No.51323277

Fire temple loses its charm fast

>> No.51323294

>>51322627
This dude dumb as a brick. Due to his zoomer instincts of running around like a moron and short attention span doesn't know about the bunny toy for the beast.

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>>51323156
I know.

>> No.51323346 [SPOILER] 

>>51323189
>>51322414

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>>51323189
i don't have lewds so have this art of him cuddling machiroons

>> No.51323400

>>51323311
You motherfucker.

>> No.51323411

>>51323189
I have these ones of young Flay I made yesterday
https://files.catbox.moe/onlnk4.png
https://files.catbox.moe/ynno41.png

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>>51323219
Cute weak Machiroon falling down in shock after narrowly missing themselves, with the gun flying out of their hands, as you break down in tears at what you almost just did to yourself, ready to be held and comforted!!! (Preferably by Flay Flay of course!) as he reassures that he loves you and would never judge you for being a little horny!!!

>> No.51323495 [SPOILER] 

>>51323346
>>51323350
>>51323411
Thanks
>>51323224
Eventually

>> No.51323544

damn i had a hard day too i need leader to try and rape me

>> No.51323646

wait there's cuckoldry in spiderman?

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>>51323493
this is what happened last time i attempted kek
i need a hug from flay so bad...

>> No.51323672

>>51323544
get in line

>> No.51323709

>>51323646
Norman Osborne fucked Gwen Stacy

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>>51322837
>>51323156
Hey no offence, but why are you guys implying that I'm going to die? I can't die, that'd mean I can't watch Axel anymore.

>> No.51323727

>>51323544
Spoil something in his chat, he seemed pretty ready just now

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>>51323709

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>>51323650
Jeeeez im sorry anon
Mega big hugs dont ever do anything to hurt yourself again please. It might be hard not to but plz plz dont.

>> No.51323777

HE DID IT BETTEL BIG BRAIN

>> No.51323787

>>51323646
Marvel can't give my boy Pete a break
>>51323709
that was retconned he actually fucked Mysterio who was hired by Harry

>> No.51323823

>>51323294
Holy fuck, through sheer brute (brute) force he got the better ending

>> No.51324057

he's being so mysterious lately

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>>51323717
are you immortal??????????

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Imagine watching any of the slurpers instead of watching shinri

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>>51323776
it's all cool now, i'm not so menhera now after a few years of self-reflection and looking for a purpose. i have flay to live for now, i would just be ending it all out of embarrassment KEK also hugs and chus for you chuuu~ now i just need to think about how to request it in a respectful manner...

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>>51323787
Probably my favourite way to discredit Sins Past and the weird self-inserting old man creeps that actually wanted Norman to fuck Gwen Stacy

>> No.51324346

>>51324279
Mama is for when I want maximum comfy.

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>>51324212
Well, no, but love is immortal!

>> No.51324510

>>51324284
Good.I can relate, Hugs and Chus~
Yeah, I'd say a lil something simple like "Dont do this if you aren't comfortable with it or change it around into something that you WOULD be comfortable saying, I'll understand!"
Thats what I would say I suppose

>> No.51324586

So, Shinri is just playing a creepy version of The Unfinished Swan, huh?

>> No.51324617

I love Altare.....

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>>51323717
Are you telling me you're not human?

>> No.51324811

HE DID IT

>> No.51324835

Fire temple getto

>> No.51324885

>>51324510
yeah i'll word it like that, i don't want to sound demanding like "tell me i'm worthless and simulate beating me up NOW"

>> No.51325060

>>51324885
yeah as long as you arent like, desperate or pathetic about it he will DEF be chill

>> No.51325073

>>51324885
Can you just not superchat him with this embarrassing shit? Why do Flayon fans have to be coomers? No one else has to have a discussion about how to properly write your fetish voicelines so you don’t make anyone uncomfy.

>> No.51325127

Zelda please stop talking

>> No.51325165

>>51325127
idk what they were thinking with that voice actress

>> No.51325172

why is flayon not pregnant yet? fucking christ you faggots are useless

>> No.51325208

>>51325073
Flayon literally says
>DO it, request MOANS if you have the balls
I dont blame people for wanted to take up that offer but are still apprehensive about it

>> No.51325232

>>51325073
They're talking about T3 script requests anon

>> No.51325244

>>51325073
are you actually retarded or purposely being obtuse?

>> No.51325255

>>51323411
PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT

>> No.51325330

that sound aiya

>> No.51325424

He REALLY loves vesmachi's style....nice....

>> No.51325502

Feels so bad that they'll never be able to play certain games simply because the companies ceased to exist

>> No.51325526

Altare will never let me forget that he is an actual child

>> No.51325604

Controversial opinion but I hate when vtubers acknowledge "the person behind the character" like Hakka did on twitter. Keeping the immersion is literally the whole point...

>> No.51325623

>>51323189
Is there a nsfw tag for him like Shinri? I hate having to find lewds once in blue moon.

>> No.51325666

>>51325604
they do it all the time bro

>> No.51325680
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>>51325208

>> No.51325724

>>51325680
I am NOT a pervert....

>> No.51325732

>>51325604
Do you mute when they talk about real life experiences?

>> No.51325753

>>51325604
That's not controversial, it's basic kayfabe, brother

>> No.51325785

>>51325604
just say you don't watch tempus and want recommendations on streams to start you off

>> No.51325801

>>51325623
there isn't, just gotta get lucky digging and the for you page

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>>51325724
The evidence says otherwise.

>> No.51325819

>>51325604
what did hakka do?

>> No.51325844

>>51325803
dammit.....I yield,,,,

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