/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>50583827
pressing HFZ shuba's outie belly button.

Pressing the "drop all Ayameposters into an active volcano" button

>>50584135
Alas, I don't think it worked...

>>50585324
Doesnt seem like it

Will we ever see the end of the lock?

>>50588086
Never ever

>>50588086
sure, probably

Lord of the Board Update time, since we're just over a week out from the event.

Firstly, promos.
If you have hyp or promos, and you want to keep it secret, you can drop it in this form: https://forms.gle/sVCgTL5zSnTtpkf69
Promos can be posted in the thread if you don't care about them being secret.
If you previously requested footage, I am editing that footage for you right now and you should get it within 24 hours, barring some untimely accident.

Next, let's cover the tournament format. I have been previously asked to provide a schedule, but anybody asking for that isn't aware that WWE games will take their own time regardless. That said, here is the full tournament format:
Day 1:
>A 30-man and a 20-man Royal Rumble to determine Seeding. Entrants will be largely randomized, with a few exceptions for fairness.
>5 10-man rumbles. An internal scoring system, tallied across all of the rumbles, will determine the Bottom 10 participants that do not proceed.
Day 2:
>10 4-man matches of varying types, (9 on Day 2, 1 on Day 3) all Elimination based. The first person eliminated in each match is out of the tournament; the remaining eliminations determine placement in the next round.
Day 3:
>4 5-man matches of varying types, all Elimination based. The first person eliminated in each match is out of the tournament; the remaining eliminations determine placement in brackets.
>1v1 Brackets begin here, with 16 participants left in the tournament. The first 4 matches in Ro16 will be on Day 3.
Day 4:
>The remaining bracket matches will take place on Day 4, until a new Lord of the Board is crowned.

Because of the tournament format being what it is, Day 1 basically cannot follow any schedule or advance warning regarding who will be in what match (other than the exhibitions). However, Days 2 and 3, and a large part of Day 4, will be able to have detailed match lists showing the participants in advance. We still cannot guarantee any schedule, because 2k22 will do whatever the fuck it wants, and make a tables match take 2 hours or 2 minutes if it really wants to. For those with stricter schedules looking to only tune in for their own thread and nobody else, we apologize and hope you can still tune in when you're able to. For everyone else, we hope you enjoy the event to your fullest.

I will now take any questions you have regarding the event.

>>50591659
Can you estimate a range of how many hours each day's stream will last despite the uncertain match lengths?

>>50594209
We're running roughly the same number of matches a day that HFZ's OP does (12 per day compared to 10~13), and that usually comes out to about 4 hours, give or take 30 minutes. Day 1 might run longer due to the high number of time-consuming Rumbles, and Day 4 might run shorter because 1v1s tend to be pretty quick.
tl;dr: 3~5 hours.

DARK season 4 will resume tomorrow morning, June 2nd at 10 AM Central Time. there likely be a recap, but if you don't remember what happened last, the last stream from season 4 was Survivor Series. it can be found in the twitch archive.
there may also be an episode on sunday morning, June 4th, at 10 AM Central Time.
i hope you will look forward to it.

>>50597060
likely WON'T be a recap*
somehow forgot an entire word there

>>50591659
my thread better not die day 1

>>50604126
20% chance to die on Day 1.
You feelin' lucky?

>>50604126
depends, what's your thread?

>>50607238
/hfz/

>>50608653
I'm so sorry..

I fucking love Stack, bros.

What does hfz think of the new dub wrestling game.

>>50609613
Stack LOVE

>>50610137
Whacky. How’s the jank kino potential, though?

>>50610137
Waiting to see the CAW suite and how good the AI vs AI matches are.

>>50609522
its over...

>>50611902
DYRB

>>50610137
basically what >>50611902 said. i'm fairly optimistic though

>>50591659
>we won't even get to see the entrances of some threads

>>50594768
>3~5 hours
The average length of one (1) tables match. Prepare for the 12 hour kino that is fighting forever (forma de jank).

Lord of the Board will kwab

>>50618895
That was going to happen no matter what. There is no reasonable way to thin down 50 threads in a realistic amount of time without forcing some "qualifiers". With this, it's only 10 threads at most missing out on entrances being shown. Less if they have an exhibition match.
If there was a way to do a 10-man Battle Royale that just has all the entrances at once, then I'd do that, but Battle Royales cap at 8 entrants.

>>50620282
I have time.

>>50620282
Then just use the 8-man BR?

>>50621096
>Use the 8-man BR to cover 50 entrants
Anon, your math reps...

>>50618895
You'll see them in LotB 2.

>>50621420
>LotB 2 will have even more entrants
>even less entrances will be shown
Grim

I miss CoC.

Managing LotB kwabbers

>>50624097
CoC(k)chama will be real this weekend
I choose to habeeb it

I see this positive, the fact CoCOP is gone for a bit probably means he is working out stuff for season 3 to make it even better than 2 already was

>>50625552
"Working out" with her boyfriend.

>>50625605
That boyfriend? ‘Tis me

>>50626758
King correction is needed

>>50627119

https://www.youtube.com/live/tczPVHb5Uxg

>>50628341
Based Adoposter

I haven't followed Holofightz since OP's second hiatus and have no idea what Lord of the Board is? Requesting a spoonfeed so I can catch up easier.

>>50629401
vt league but wrestling

>>50597060
since making that post a mere 15 hours ago, i have somehow developed a fever, chills and fatigue. gonna move today's stream to sunday so i can rest up instead of forcing myself through and making it worse. double streams will have to start next week. gomenasorry

>>50629971
no...

Dark OP is pragenant.

>>50630304
And has starch masks.

>>50629971
DorkOP....

>>50629971
Don’t accidentally join your own fed, Dorkchama...

DO NOT OPEN

>>50629971
DarkOP...

>>50631548
AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I OPE—

>>50620282
it just sucks to come out to see my thread fight and then they show up for 2 seconds and get knocked out without even seeing anything but a general design. its like as if in divegrass a team went out on to the field, no anthems or anything, and plays for one half, its all slurp ball, and thats all we get to see.

streams?

battler

>>50639923
>>50636466
battler looks so fucking stupid in any variant

WHERE ARE THEY

>>50642656
AAAAIIIIEEEEEEEE WHAT IS THIS?????
https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1664528448210235395

>>50644718
1992...

Die the death
Sentenced to death
Great equalizer is the death

>>50650779

>>50642656
Her face is so derpy but her torso is so sexy...

>>50636466
>>50639923

>>50644718
Noooo don't make Towa pregananant

5 minutes until thread kwab

the streams...

>>50660768
It’s over...

>>50591659
What are the scheds again? Is there one this weekend?

>>50663563
It's in the OP

Lord of the Board - June 9th, 10th, 16th, and 17th - will be on the /vt/ league cytube

>>50664036
Oof. I'm just blind

My thread is gonna win.

>>50668745
Nuh uh, my thread’s going over.

>>50668745
my thread is going to kwab so fast you wont see their intro and hard work behind the scenes

/mythread/ > /yourthread/

/mythread/ > /yourthread >>>>>>>>>>>>> /hfz/
My thread is /hfz/, by the way.

/mythread/ >>> /yourthread/ >>>>>>>>>> POWER GAP >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kevin nash >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> battler >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> risu >>>>>>>>>>>>> 35p >>>>>>>>>>>>/hfz/

my thread is /hfz/ btw

>>50663563
All matches start at 12p ET, or 11a CT.
Matches will continue until all of the day's scheduled matches are concluded, hell or high water.
Technical issues (outside of 2k22 crashing, which it will) are incredibly unlikely, but the stream will only be postponed as long as it takes to resolve said issues. 2k22 will absolutely crash and/or need a reboot in the middle of the day, but otherwise it should be fine.
If any of the days run short, I may do some extra exhibition matches with some people that got eliminated, so that they can get some screentime. I know it's not enough to make up for jobbing out Day 1 or anything, but I figure it's better than nothing.

>>50673611
yes that last bit would be nice, but
>running short
lol

Lord of the Board is going to be fucking amazing, bros

>>50676332
Indeed!

Two Minutes to KWABnight

No

>>50644718
please tell down

>>50664036
Will all the emotes be there?

Don't worry anons, I'll win LOTB

>>50686125
>implying she's in

where's the LOCK?

How many bongs until Dark?

>>50687701
Lock Finale never ever

The Lock should say "I'll LOCK you up!" before matches
That would be funny I think

>>50688438
Anon, I....

IN

If mori is the lock, then who is the key?

>>50692996
That's me.

>>50692996
My coc.

>>50692996
Uh, probably me
t. Me

/hfz/ is FINISHED
FINISHEDFINISHEDFINISHED
FINISHEDFINISHEDFINISHEDFINISHED
FINISHEDFINISHEDFINISHEDFINISHEDFINISHEDFINISHEDFINISHEDFINISHEDFINISHEDFINISHEDFINISHEDFINISHEDFINISHEDFINISHEDFINISHEDFINISHEDFINISHEDFINISHEDFINISHEDFINISHEDFINISHEDFINISHEDFINISHEDFINISHEDFINISHEDFINISHEDFINISHEDFINISHEDFINISHEDFINISHEDFINISHEDFINISHEDFINISHEDFINISHEDFINISHEDFINISHEDFINISHEDFINISHEDFINISHEDFINISHEDFINISHEDFINISHEDFINISHEDFINISHEDFINISHEDFINISHEDFINISHEDFINISHED

>>50697464
not yet it isnt

ahaha.wav

THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
of (You).

I hope OP does the 2k20 career mode. The feud with the main rival there is gigadimes.

>>50699129
I hope OP finishes 2k23 career mode

I hope OP finishes her career mode by initiating the parenthood mode

https://poal.me/wif56r

>>50708102
Nice vide....oh shit

>>50591659
>will determine the Bottom 10 participants that do not proceed.
I want to say I understand the necessity of it but thats still a really bitter pill to swallow if you're thread doesn't even really make an appearance

>>50717641
imagine a kwab jester tourny where the loser advances

>>50717641
1 in 5 chance to KWAB

>>50688438
about 13 hours and 20 minutes from now

>>50717641
Every fed's gotta have it's local job guys, don't sweat it too much.

>>50723361
Yep.

>>50723361
its one thing to job but its another to have a unity event where not everyone is given at least one chance to show off their intro

>>50725566
Local job guys don't get entrances, anon.

>>50725798
then its not a unity event

Maybe if you give everyone 2 hour intros each and 15 chances to win, it’ll be a unity event.

If my thread gets through the rumble qualifier then I'm going to tell those that didn't to git gud

If my thread kwabs then I'm going to complain and demand change

LotBOP could keep track of everyone who didn't make it and do exhibitions with the ones who didn't already have one pre booked.

I don't care if other threads don't get an intro. It just means your jabroni nodimes thread isn't worth watching.

Now that LotB is basicly already over, when is the Tag-Tournament gonna happen?

>>50735287
the roster is 60 this time

>>50723361
I know, I get the logistics of it, just gonna suck if its my thread

SENTENCED TO DEATH

Die the death

great equalizer is the KWAB

*makes death KWAB*

Excellent attempt at giving in, /hfz/. However...

Bumpers are the heels in /hfz/, you cannot convince me otherwise

>>50735287
Soon surely

>>50732670
You can have my 0.03€.

Breeding everyone who gets eliminated in round 1

Please make it past round 1
Please make it past round 1
PLEASE make it past round 1...

>>50744021
What's your thread? I have bad news for you if it's /hfz/

>stream hfz/dark/wdc/coc/lotb
wage cage hort, fever hort, logistics hort
>myrise stream
YABBA DABBA DOO!

>>50745634
No...please...

>>50746096
did someone say myrise? perhaps i am feeling a little MOTIVATED today..

Wait a minute, if Omega is fucking dead, does that mean his run in MyRise never happened?

>>50733784
It's purely a time management thing. 2K will sometimes have a 20+ kino match followed by a 5min one sided knock out. So if OP can somehow manage it, hopefully the stragglers who don't get that feature will on the final day.

>>50747821
Anon, did you forget that dead chuubas go to Dark? Omega simply went there in advance

>>50748514
Not a vtuber, but yeah.

DARK Season 4 episode 16 will begin in about 1 hour and 55 minutes. Reply to this post with song requests.
>>50747821
in the DARK main timeline, Omega went through the WWE performance center and broke his neck in a spot shortly into a run on NXT, hired by DARK months later as a booker, and helped broker relationships between DARK and WWE
In the DARK If timeline, he similarly broke his neck in NXT, and was still hired by Shinove, albiet for HFZ Stars

>>50749968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjtIAuZQN_E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX44CAz-JhU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkjSfZ30GM4

>>50749968
https://youtu.be/RSQomZVaows
https://youtu.be/2c8iSppyiyU
https://youtu.be/FDK-HMwos9c

>>50749968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdClSNDqCCg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV2evJx79Yk

>>50749968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rie_1u6Ple8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VchglFlNIvo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TcaWC551bw

>>50749968
starting in about 5 minutes
https://www.twitch.tv/hfzdark

I kinda wish every fed had their own Perd to give chat commentary on the matches while they happen.
It just makes the experience better

USHIROMIYA BATTLER
IS
AMAKUSA ELITE

>>50749968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g0z4DVYeak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjLAn050nac
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySI2ZRAMobw

>>50749968
Please play some OKR!

>>50753574
What's a Perd?

>>50749968
https://youtu.be/2-_unC-g_rY

>>50754680
link some songs

darkbros we're not doing so good....

>>50756768
I'm loving the stream so far, at least.

I barely remember anything that happened in season 4 before Dark If. Why is Ryan and Egg working together now? Why is Rushia feuding with the Bloodline? Why is the FUCKING MONKEEEEEEEEE still running around unopposed? A recap would be nice...

>>50757390
The people that Kronie and Teamate are chasing also merc'd Big Follows, so Egg's out for revenge and working with Teamate to get it.

>>50757480
I remember Big Follows getting scrapped, but I don't remember by who and what else these guys did to warrant getting chased by Kronie and Ryan.

>>50749968
https://youtu.be/XNdBqYxTMbg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skgGmer9t0k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_STATeFXaE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwiSne0iRoI

>>50749968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_iTJtH7QAU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dzJS6r2qzU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QI96hnhcr2E

thanks for watching the stream! come hell or high water, Season 4 will end this summer. next stream should be next Friday morning at 10 AM Central, and if all goes well, and no one else is streaming, i'll shoot to have another episode on Sunday morning as well.
>>50757390
for lore before the midway point of Season 4, you can watch/skim through this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEfsEzePP04 should explain what Teamate/Kronie are up to.
>>50757480 summed up why Ryan and Egg linked up, Rushia beat Roman at Survivor Series and is now going after the Tag Titles too. A FUNKING MONKEEE was never not running around, and is clearly opposed (although it seems the opposition is ineffective)

die the desu

>>50759265
Was a fun stream

>page 10

>>50760770
oh nyo

>>50759265
>the vid is 1 hour long
Time to catch up on all the kino lore I've missed

ARGGGHHH

>>50760770
>page 10 again

excited for lotb! thank you hfz and organizer anons

>>50771236
I fucking love Ci, bros.

LotB must achieve at least 114% WRIST KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO in order to survive....*THAT*

It's me, maskler!

>>50761928
the only lore missing in that video is from Episode 15, 16, and Super Gen Wars, so you could skim those episodes for the rest. ..well you watched 16 already, so i suppose just the other 2

5 more days until LOTB is real

the KWAB is upon us

>>50784423
NEVER

>>50609613
DOKI DOKI WAKU WAKU

>>50781820
DYRBI

I beleeb

I do not beleeb

breeding believers

Breeding breeders

Can I submit /e7g/ as a last minute entry?

>>50794486
The fuck even is /e7g/?

Evading all breedposters

Stop talking about procreation.

I want to procreate with Stack

>>50797770
...unless it involves Ci, right?

>>50798139
No, that's a private matter of Ci and me.

LwaB of the KwaB

Umm...when does the breeding start? I'm waiting

>>50804474
Nevermind I think it's about to st

>the breedings have started

I have been bred.

I am the last unbredbeat

I miss OP.

OPtomos what happened?

OP HATES US

Get ready. It's almost time. In about two hours, THEY who have been denied entry to Lord of The Board will face each other in a 5-way Extreme Rules KO elimination match.
https://youtu.be/yY--HCHoY20

>have to miss kino because of the cage

>>50810608
>Lord of The Board
diablo and Baal, lord of hatred
(watame)

not yet

>>50810608
LIV

>>50814013
Anon... Your time reps...

10 minutes until Reject Bowl

Reject bowl isn't real

LIV

viewers aren't real

fuck you
liars
reject bowl isn't real
no such thing
I refuse to explain

>>50815526
1 viewer....

And that's about it.
Rejects WILL return. Maybe.

>>50816501
Thank you for the stream! It was a cute idea.

>>50591659
I haven't been keeping up. Which teams are participating?

>>50819523
There is 50 theads competing

gomenasai op-san i was playing diablo 4

Keep thread alive
My final message
Goodbye

>>50816501
>missed /become/ winning
Lamy sisters... I'm sorry...

>>50827574

>>50827574
No sake for a month.

kwab of the kwab

>>50837235
Uh, ackshually, it’s
KwaBu of the KWABuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

my pronouns are kwab/kwim/kwis

>>50816501
I need some glorious clips of my match

Any breedable LotB entries so far?

>>50849037
What do you think

>captcha : xxxks4

Sorry I stuck in wagecage, So when’s LotB again???

>>50849235
Already started last weekend you dumb mark.

>>50827574
The VOD is always there, anon

>>50849182
HLAgods, it’s time

This is a sincere request from Lord of the Board OP:
STOP MAKING VTUBERS WITH EXPOSED SHOULDERS

>>50851159
But I like off the shoulder tops, they're sexy

>>50851159
Why? Ya finna shoot cum?

>>50849326
Noo it can’t be no no NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRTGGGGGFGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

general reminder:
watamage is ALWAYS watching

>>50851897
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
TASUKETE, ICEBERG-SAMA

leave Watamage to me

UWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHH

BWISHHHHHHHHHH

BWOMOMOMOMOMOMODUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUN

Leave Watame to me

>>50853194
WHO ARE YOU

>>50853609
I’m John Ina!

Lord of the Die

Baron of the Bump

Duke of the Don’t KWAB, Dummy

Die.

>>50858050
Nyo
Now sing the more Stack music

>>50858148
Ci doesn't know who Stack is.

>>50858558
I will correct this error in knowledge.
*unzips Stack CDs*

No kwab

there was a new official LISA game (or maybe remake?) teased to be released today(?)
if it happens, i'm streaming that on friday instead of Season 4 Episode 17.

>>50861862
Ah, the (tentative/possible) more LISA.

>>50851159
LotB OP... one of those doesn't even have exposed shoulders at all

>>50861862
Hopefully there is new good music

>>50861862
This better be a jork

Lord of the LISA

Ah, the more LISA

>miko fought kson in soulcal
Rusty_ShacklefordFC bros... I don't feel good...

>page 10

>>50851159
Everyone wants to be Holofightz Mel

3 more days until your thread KWABS

3 more hours until your thread KWABs

>>50861862
it releases in July, altho it seems to be just a remaster with several updates.

>>50886177
Booo

3 more minutes until your thread KWABs

>>50889286
why

Yo whaddup.
After much internal deliberation and math, I am here to announce a last-second format change to LotB:
On Day 1, instead of 5 10-Man Rumbles, the 2 highest-ranked rumble participants from the 30/20-man matches (overall) will be given a bye for Ro50. Instead, we will run 6 8-man Battle Royale matches, which will allow every entrance to be seen at least once.
The tournament will still operate the exact same, and 10 threads will still be eliminated Day 1. This also means that Day 1 will be the longest day of the event, with an additional match scheduled.

>>50890887
This is a good change

>>50890887
Wazzzzzzzzzuuuuup
>internal deliberation and math
Nice way of saying “rolled some dice”.

>LoTBDark was a 1view stream on debut
It's looking GRIM as fuck for the main events if some more noise isn't being made.

3 more seconds until your thread KWABs

>>50898542
It was a week day.

If you want similar content and none of the ops are streaming you could always watch VODs or maybe watch The Extinct Light

>>50898542
Surprise stream on a weekday

crab now

>>50909656
Kwabby...

No crab

Love Stack’s music or be 92’d

Almost there

>>50849182
This is the last thing you see before you become {{{bigger}}}

Soon

Will (You) KWAB honorably at 310, anon?

>>50915535
Maybe

3 more posts until your thread KWABs

>>50916926
Dying before reaching the bump limit is KWAB. Reaching the bump limit is just a natural honorable death. Get it right.

LotK

Its the end of the thread as we know it

Thread gonna kwab, haha no one will know that I’m gay and fucked battler

If you add up all the numbers of this post you will get 92.