/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gurass

I love Gura the most!

>>49871771
>>49871827
Stop coping. She had a gate before that. She upgraded to a more aggressive one right after the stream where she used a fan to hide any background noises.

Weeeeeeeeeeeee

>>49871938
what is it with artists and backpacks
gura is NOT a child

>>49871973
Even if she wasn't artists have picked up that Gura has an infantilization fetish.

>>49871938
I love this artist so much T u T

Thoughts?
https://files.catbox.moe/iv6yek.png

>>49871912
>she upgraded to a more aggressive one
jesas anon, you don't "upgrade" it, you just fiddle with the settings of one, might as well say gura is an alien because she has a microphone with how nonsensical you are being

also fans on the bg means her noisegate is LOWER btw

do you think she bought another squishmallow yet

Hello my fellow chumbies, I am Gura's husband.

>>49872134
I wish Gura would do that to my butt too...

>>49872134
Source?

>>49872145
Fucking retard, I am aware. Why then would she make up a whole story about her noisegate? Literally no one asked.

>>49872258
>Why then would she make up a whole story about her noisegate
because the fans were loud onstream? also as I told you the story is about how the noisegate was not working properly, it's LITERALLY the opposite of what you're thinking about

>>49872193
Greetings my fellow chumbies, this is my post.

>>49872361
The fan was explained by saying her PC was hot. It's not as if we had a whole PC hort arc just a couple weeks before that, that should have been solved at that point.

>>49872237
Drawthread

>>49872430
again anon learn to read, noisegate higher = fans lower

get it, noisegate was not higher because we heard the fans like crazy throughout the stream

https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/108310879

>>49872600
Uuuuuooooooohhhhhhhh

>>49872525
You are missing the point. There shouldn't have been any reason for the fan to be there. She said specifically that it was for her PC not because her ac is broken.

>>49872258
>>49872361
>>49872430
>>49872525
I just want to take a moment to remind you of the retarded thing that you're currently arguing back and forth about and implore you to reconsider whether or not you want to continue this conversation. You're arguing about whether or not Gura was using a fan and/or a noise gate to cut out baby sounds in the background of her streams because some kissless virgin came to the conclusion that Gura has given birth because of the timeline. That's the stupid shit you're wasting your life on right now.

Gura is NOT a goom shark

>>49872827
Please don't make fun of kissless virgins. Gura is one.

>>49872827
I know it sounds fucking stupid. Do you think I enjoy having this make this much sense? I don't.

>>49872793
your point is retarded anon, your point is that she has some weirdo sound supressing setup but IT'S LITERALLY THE OPPOSITE, here watch while the game is paused because her noise gate isn't working you can hear
>mouse clickling
>every keyboard press
>every time she moves on her chair
>all her mugs clickling
>her mouth noises
https://www.youtube.com/live/FA8FJcgCWdM?feature=share&t=1063

amuse me again anon, tell me what was this setup that allows us to hear all that supposed to mute?

>>49872928
>gura has a baby because she has a fan
damn, I didn't knew all of holo EN were mothers

So is it the pajeet?

>>49872980
God damn that stream was so good. She made so many mouth noises.

>>49872980
>>49873061
Ok. Why is there a fan to keep the temp of her PC in check when her PC should've been fixed? I'm not saying I'm right, I'm saying that something does not make sense.

I remember when she used to do karaoke like every other week

>>49873422
Thats just your low intelligence kicking in.

>>49872600
That's his best art by far T u T

>>49873490
133 iq. You should be worried when I feel like something ain't right.

>>49872904
Then why does she always make me goom to her?

>>49873526
>133 iq.
Holy fuck what a retard. 247 iq here how can someone being this stupid?

>>49873422
> when her PC should've been fixed
>should've been
I got some bad news about the state of her PC anon...
also nice deflection after being proven wrong about the noisegate

>>49873673
Believe what you will.

>>49873429
she can only sing so many songs before she runs out

The longer she’s away without a proper solo stream the more difficult she’s making it for her when she does come back. She should just stream.

>>49873526
Finally a post dumb enough to make me smile.

>>49873740

>>49873703
I don't think the rrat about the noisegate has been destroyed sufficiently. You might be right. I'll admit that I can't fully recall the order about which things played out on what streams. I'm currently not in a situation where I can find out. I'll check later.

>>49873848
First of all she can gladly sing repeats
Second she has long since said she'd want to do a holo karaoke and that there's a lot of holo orisongs she was supposedly practicing

>>49873941
She's learning new songs because fuckheads kept calling her out for singing the same "basic" songs.

>>49873941
NTA but she's been VERY conservative about her voice lately, to the point of not even wanting to do other voices, this is proably not a good time for karas

>>49874055
Her voice was destroyed offstream. You could say her not streaming until it's healed is being conservative, but I'd prefer to say that Hololive members that don't do this are fucking retards risking their livelihood.

Anything gura related from Cover's inability to add permissions to their discord servers?

What’s up everybody

>>49874293

>>49874366
Oh, you know, the usual. Rrats everywhere and everyone is depressed.

>>49874413
lol

>>49874366
I am good.

>>49874481
Looks kinda dead to me.

I don't know what I should say in the digital message

>>49874796
She will not read them anyway, so don't think too much about it

>>49874829
Retard.

>>49874796
Just say Gura cute Gura cute!

>>49874796
I was thinking about larping as a grayfag white knight.

>>49874796
If you don't know what to say, draw something.

>>49874413
>everyone
I'm not depressed at all. You guys make me feel awesome about myself because I'm not retarded.

>>49874944
the drawing one is $41 which i dont really want to pay

>>49874962
t. 132 IQlet

>>49874962
Retards don't realize that they are retards. This is the problem. Most of the time they're self confident and feel good about themselves.

>>49874366
Going to work in a few. Still loving my shark girlfriend. The usual.

>>49873422
>Why is there a fan to keep the temp of her PC in check when her PC should've been fixed?
Her PC isn't even broken, it's just a matter of tech literacy and AMD being shit at explaining what's different with the new generation. She has a 7900X, which is DESIGNED to run at 95C. The Zen4 generation chips, they will boost as hard as possible to hit 95C and then stay there rock steady without throttling -- it's not like older chips where reaching high temps causes them to pump the breaks to try to bring temperature down, the Zen4 chips basically have cruise control set at 95C and will not go over or under that value no matter how hard you try.

More details if anybody wants to read further -- guy tested a 7950X with a range of coolers and fan speeds and the thing always stayed at 95C during full load no matter what:
https://www.techpowerup.com/review/amd-ryzen-9-7950x-cooling-requirements-thermal-throttling/

Whatever instability Gura had wasn't related to her CPU temp, it's probably software related and not hardware, but sadly AMD did a poor job of explaining the differences in Zen4 vs older generations so it's a reasonable response to see "holy shit my CPU is super hot that must be the problem".

>>49875023
It's 133 and that ain't me.
>>49875057
This is me.

>>49875118
Bro who cares holy shit

>>49875144
Shut up retard. Let the grown ups try and figure things out.

>>49875144
I care because I want to help Gura. It makes me sad to see her think her PC is broken because she doesn't realize that's just how her CPU operates. Honestly, if she were to put it into 65W Eco Mode it would be the best streaming CPU in existence, just requires a little bit of configuration to get there.

>>49875118
see, this is why i only use intel. i never have to wonder whether i should be worried about the heat. i should always be worried.

>>49875118
Do kids not liquid cool their cpus anymore?

>>49875362
There's no need, we have le fan.

4x games are really chill, Gura should try playing them. Mumei's civ games went well.

>>49875917
And Le noisegate to make up for it.

>>49875923
Gura's brain turns off too much for them. You should know this.

>>49876043
This is it. The final cope. It works on everything. Never will there be a single threadshitter that will be able to overcome it. Well done, anon, you should get Obama's Nobel prize for peace.

slit

Gura doesn't like video games

>>49876339
GET IN THE SLIT

>>49876351
No shit. Every female gamer loves zelda for whatever reason so if a girl doesn't like zelda they don't like games that much in general.

>>49875121
>didn't even get the shitty joke
Sorry, 131 IQlet.

>>49876422
Gura doesnt like any game unless it's zoomer horror shit.

>>49876422
Can't confirm but thats one of the most logical posts itt today.

>>49876564
Watch streams.

>>49876549
How was that a joke?

I know it's slightly OT but this sudden Bae karaoke is God tier, my God it made me wish I could get such an evening from Gura again too. All those soft, emotional slow songs. Really getting to me, and Gura was always so good at those..

>>49875362
Liquid cooling isn't enough to keep the Zen4 processors from hitting 95C. That chart there has a 420mm Arctic AIO liquid cooler on it, the best liquid cooler on the market at the time of that test, and the 7950X still hit 95C during full core workloads.

These processors view temps under 95C as a challenge. They will boost as hard as possible to hit 95C. But, once they get there, instead of slamming on the breaks like older processors used to, they feather the gas to stay exactly at 95C indefinitely.

Gura doesn't like video games or anime, and that's completely fine. We love our normalfag wife.

>>49876593
What streams

>>49876782
Yea, if only she would love us for who we are as well... As weird and schizo as that may be.

>>49876738
I wish I could stand watching other girls karaokes. Gura is the only one I like to listen to sing.

>>49876738
I feel you. It's not even just karaoke for me though, even a regular stream of a silly dumb game gets to me. I watch for a little bit and then 'this would be a really fun Gura stream' pops into my head.

>>49876043
I think her brain is fine, it could probably use the workout from 4x, and there's no time pressure in a game like civ.

>>49876840
irys is decent

Sex with a fembud.

>dortmund gonna win title
>vitaliy won in paris
pretty comfy weekend

>>49876782
In general, sure, but she does have specific ones that she likes.
>>49876902
This isn't debatable. She's even played civ6 a little bit offstream and she obviously didn't like it enough to keep playing.

>>49877032
There's a strategist sleeping within her mind, waiting to become the roman general she was born to be.

>>49877021
Ban the soccerfag pls.

I wish she could play hi fi rush. I really like the game and I think it would make a good stream.

>>49874366
hey man

>>49877164
Can she not? It even came up while she was in Japan. Then again I guess she probably can't, I figure someone would have touched it by now.

>>49877164
I'd take anything at this point. Except for kiara collabs, I've about had it with those.

didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

>>49877452
No such thing as too much sametori

>>49877500
Untill a couple of weeks ago I would've agreed. Then it dawned upon me that the reason for those collabs is probably not something we're gonna like. Quite the opposite, it would seem.

>>49877650
You should see my brain.

>>49877597
Even if it was just a watchalong and a sametory collab for the week I'd be fine with it since I was expecting something like that to begin with, but when it's sametori and nothing else, no activity at all, I dunno what the fuck.

Good morning buds. I love Gura.

>>49877755
Nah, I want regular solo streams. If she has enough time for collabs and watchalongs, then she has enough time to do regular solo streams.

>>49877755
I was only able to come up with one explanation. I said it in the last thread but I'll say it again. They made a pact in Japan. Gura is gonna graduate soon but plans to groom us into eggs so we would let go easier when the time comes. Kiara agreed because me me me and $$$ and will now do everything for Gura to cover her. When she seemingly put gura on the spot at the start of girls talk it was planned. An act. Call me delusional or a schizo, go on then.

>>49877763
Unfortunately she doesn't care about you

>>49875118
Jesus, what a fucking nerd

>>49877763
same, but the schizos are starting up again.

>>49878043
Fortunately I don't care about you

>>49878033
I'm not saying I don't want solo streams, I'm saying I set my expectations very low.
>>49878035
Do you really have to reply to me with the dumbest thing you can think of?

>>49875923
civ games are fucking boring

>>49878092
Yes, I was here the whole time, tho.
I ebb and I flow.

>>49878092
>>49877763
>>49871857
>>49871901
Not as much as I do tho

>>49878132
You have to actually pay attention to them, which does filter a lot of Gura's audience and Gura herself.

>>49878132
stfu civ6 is fun to play

>>49878105
Unfortunately she still doesn't care about you

My love for my wife gura is unmatched, rivaled only by my other two wives fauna and okayu.

>>49878124
I didn't have to and I didn't.
Go on then, have at me, tell me why it's impossible. Shouldn't be too hard.

nah

>>49878035
You had me until the 'me me me' shit you egg

>>49878337
Are you really denying that Kiara does me me me? She's aware that she's like that and makes jokes about it.

>>49878252
Fortunately I still don't care about you

>>49878337
Are you insinuating that kiara would refuse an offer like that? Do you doubt that she would relish being let in and involved in that?

>>49878264
Pretty sure the burden of proof is on the person spouting random bullshit not the ones calling you out on it.
>>49878337
>You had me until
Literally everything else that anon said was worse than making a jab at Kiara. You're honestly just as bad if that's what you were offended by.

>>49875923
Gura's too stupid for those kinds of games.

I've hit the gacha phase where I stop giving a shit and quit. I'm free.

>>49875923
I love Goob Goob but that would be a disaster

>>49879024
Now find a new gacha to play. There's always a better one with new game play and art style.

>>49879056
It would be a hilarious disaster.

>>49879124
No. I only play a gacha every year or two. I'm full.

>>49878719
Burden of proof? How should I have proof? I care for logical arguments. I look at the info I have and come up with theories. This is how my brain works. I then use other people to debunk my theories so I end up with more information in total. I care not about making a fool of myself. Anonymously, even.

>>49879207
>logical arguments
Making up rrats that she's going to graduate isn't logical.

Gura should play more Rimworld or similar games again. They're really not that hard to learn and they give her a lot of stuff to bounce off of.

I bought the digital message
mostly because I'm going and it'd feel silly not to buy it if I was going to the concert.
Now I just need to figure out what to say.
Do you think I'd be allowed to call her my sharkwife in the message?

>>49879275
Considering our current circumstances, I would argue that it is.

>>49879320
Hard to say. It's like sending a letter where obviously they're gonna filter the fuck out of everything but you also don't know where the line is. Ideally they'll email you and say 'no, change it'.

>>49879320
"Look at my cute shark wife."

>>49879320
I don't think "sharkwife" is gonna be an issue.
I can't say the same of the term "daughterwife" tho.
See? I'm not that unlogical.

>>49879335
No it's really not. Also that thinking that therec is some scheme to transfer her fans to other EN members is also stupid.

>>49879320
Actually wait, you should email THEM. The contact link gets dropped in here daily anyways, you may as well use it for its intended purpose, try asking them if it's okay or if they'll tell you if it's not when the time comes.

>>49879492
If you say so. Just so you know: denying the logic of an argument isn't a logical argument, neither does it debunk the former logical argument.

Booty

>>49879648
Gross. I like a fat shark ass but that's too fat.

>>49879394
I wish they emailed you a confirmation that they received it. All I got was something like "your msg has been saved" after filling out the google doc

>>49879648
I hate this so much but still would.

>>49879641
There is no "logic" to your "argument". You're just making stuff up.

>>49879320
>>49879610
And ask them why she isn't streaming and to go fuck themselves while your at it.

>>49879889
Yes. I'm making stuff up within the boundaries of logic and reason. I would hope this would be clear, as outrageous as my theories are, they are not impossible. That is why you are bothered by me. If you would be able to debunk what I am saying, there wouldn't be a problem, now would there?

So what's his cope gonna be when Gura is still around by this time next year?

Gura daijoubu

>>49880038 (me)
Important to note here is that I do in fact want to be proven wrong.
I am not the enemy.

>>49880046
Probably that one stream every two months is fine and that you're an anti for being worried. Couldn't help myself, sorry.

>>49880046
See>>49880111
I don't need cope. I care only for getting closer to the truth. No matter how many times I need to be wrong first.

DOMO DINO DESU

>>49880038
Again the burden of proof is on the person making stuff up. You have no proof.

>>49880126
That was hilarious, btw.
>>49880046
So, to answer your question more accurately: I would rejoice.

Gura masturbates 10 times a day.

>>49880310
You seem to be under the impression that proof and logic are things that are completely unrelated. You would be wrong, obviously.

>>49880382
Nah I help her at least 8 times a day.

>>49880280
Fuck dino we love same here

>>49880482
They're the same person.

I think Gura should squirt on my face to make up for Movie May.

>>49880445
You mean the "logic" in the stuff you are making up?

>>49880280
What if instead of "shahahahark" we would have had "oh dinononono"

Ugra

She hates us

>>49880517
meds

>>49880521
She's going to squirt all over us on her birthday. Believe it.

I don't get it, is she just gone?
There's no way there isn't a little voice niggling in the back of her skull saying "psst your fans sperged out like 3-4 times cause you didn't talk to them, have you talked to them recently? you haven't have you? just say something"

>>49880757
>I don't get it, is she just gone?
yea

>>49880757
It's just baffling, guess she really stopped giving a fuck about us. I feel bad about the ones here constantly declaring their love for her while they're not even in her mind

>>49880520
Ffs, as long as they are within the boundaries of logic and reason, yes.
If there was no logic in what I said, it would be easy to point out my logical inconsistencies and debunk it on the spot and you won't have to resort to keep repeating that I just made it up when I already admitted I indeed did.
Is it the truth for certain? No, obviously not, but it is possible and that's bothering me. Therefore, prove me wrong, I beg of you. This is a plea for help. I care not about whose burden it should be. If a man is drowning and calls for help, will you stand at the edge of the pond and tell him that it is his own burden to make sure not to drown?

>>49880757
There is, but that makes her even more anxious. So she streams even less, which makes people even more antsy, which makes her stream less.
The less consistent she is the more she makes it hard for herself

>>49880757
Why do you keep asking questions she's already answered?

>>49880757
I dunno. Not showing up for Ina's totsu pushed me from disgruntled to just plain confused, I don't even give a shit about totsus but it was weird that she didn't even send in a shitpost. I'm aware that Kiara said her internet died during the post-stream girlstalk but it kinda defies belief that her internet dies this hard this often, I could believe during primetime hours or a day but not entire weekends. We've got nothing but speculation and nothing makes sense.

>>49881017
Well, this is as good a time as any to be confused.

>>49881017
if she didn't want you to speculate, she would just use words

>>49881515
If there's anything I'm certain of it's that she does not want us to speculate, because she's not a fan of people coming up with crazy theories about and pushing them as truth, but she's dumb.

I hope isekai is real, and it's not some Re:zero shit. I wanna go on adventures with a childhood friend that is just like Gura..

>>49881591
>does not want us to speculate, because she's not a fan of people coming up with crazy theories about and pushing them as truth
Well thats whats going to happen if she refuses to explain anything.

>>49881591
doubling and quadrupling down with her insane lockdown on communications is unambiguous. she wants you speculating.

>>49881515
She said she doesn't want us to speculate, but then basically says nothing and is as vague as possible, which of course causes maximum speculation.. This wouldn't be a problem if she just seriously talked to us for once.

>>49881620
This but I get isekai'd in one of those slow life manga where all I do is farm and relax with my gurawife.

>>49881738
The more sense she makes, the unhappier she is. Saying you want her to make sense is tantamount to anti behavior.

>>49881591
I see what you did there.
I obviously disagree. I think gura would be the kind of person that would in fact leave hidden messages instead of just telling us the truth. I would argue that she might've. Reflect has always been sus. The short is sus. The thumbnails have been sus for a while now. The obvious scrambling as of late. And these are just the things that won't get me banned.

Lot of people annoyed at a baby.

>>49881900
>I see what you did there.
That's funny because I sure don't and I'm the one who made the post.

>>49881938
I thought you where making fun of my theory, I'm sorry bud.

>>49881900
Yeah Gura is definitely the girl to play Da Vinci Code with us

>>49881834
This self destructive behavior isn't good for her and won't make her happy in the long run.

>>49881996
Gawr Gura, known complex puzzle enjoyer

>>49881996
Exactly. I'm not a schizo btw.

Gura is MY wife
Not yours

She really isn't as dumb as she made people believe. This should be obvious.

>>49882197
She's not as smart as you believe either.

If you look at the last 10 thumbnails it clearly tells us to be right center in St. Peter's Basilica on the 1st of June at exactly noon

More ASMR never ever

>>49878204
Yes, that means it's boring. Gura has played a couple of those types of games. Teraria or whatever it's called was another boring type of game. Gura has played a lot of them

>>49882197
Right, she's like the 8th smartest person in EN

>>49882197
No Gura is really dumb. There's literally no benefit to not streaming and treating her fans like this.

>>49879648
They are both BUILT as fuck, for you know what

>>49882315
Is this a new one? Kinda cute.

This is exactly what happened with Sana. Gura has always wanted this to be her stream schedule, 2 or 3 times a month. Same shit she did before Hololive. Once her 1 year contract is up in September she'll be leaving Hololive

>>49882246
>Looking for this?
Pisses off again.
>Hear me out
Lol bye.

>>49882197
gura dumb

>>49882286
this is a midwit take though

She just doesn't care. There are no hidden messages or anything.

>>49882569
wrong, she cares too much, that's her problem

>>49882286
It lowers expectations, got anyone asking for more called a schizo, and means less work for her.

>>49882081
I made this post

>>49882630
She's not exactly showing it..

Stop being mean to my shark wife

>>49882749
I don't understand the point of this image. Someone explain.

>>49882637
HoloEN fans in general will lash out at anyone that criticizes a EN talent, that's nothing new.

>>49882788
350 Minecoins AND extra cheese

>>49882857
True but you'd think they wouldnt be so eager to friendly fire...

>>49882934 (me)
I meant that in a rhetorical way.
I mean, that's exactly what I would expect.

>>49882316
Gura and Shion twerking their big booties to ghetto rap…

>>49874404
I like how the mouth on her hoodie was changed to look a bit more like an actual mouth, to show that she's actually an Impostor.

>>49883038
ugh..

>>49883039
Another hidden message discovered. We're on a roll today, buds.

Where's the karaoke she talked about

I'm sweaty and stinly

>>49883133
Where is movie May? I bet they got lost in the same place.

>>49882934
That's what happens when you inculcate a culture of over positivity and owning le toxic fans. These people are functionally more destructive than antis are given the circumstances.

>>49882372
Yep this is an eerie repeat of what Sana did

>>49883139
Hi, Stinly.

>>49883133
Karaoke is the one thing I can excuse her not doing if indeed she is recording a lot

>>49881017
Not even a retweet or tweet is bizarre. She did it for Ame so why not ina

I'll come back during comfy hours I guess

>>49883176
I honestly don't care if we lose movie may. Karaokes are 1000x better

>>49883280
Shut up. You're gonna make me come up with more rrats.

>>49883188
Its the 0 communication that is the problem she just falls off the face of the earth and we are here paying for memberships we can not use not knowing if she will come back because and to top it off we never know what she will be playing because she dropped schedules.
Yes, I understand people have things going on with their lives but just straight up ghosting the fans that pay you.... We are the reason she got as far as she did. All she has to do at most is let us know she will not stream for a week or 2 or longer so we know.

>>49883310
See you in a year

>>49883188
All streaming uses her voice. The only inexcusable thing is not making member posts, and she already made a member post and would be repeating herself if she did that.

>>49883390
You should know by now she is not going to do any of that.

>>49883389
Good good, let the rrats flow through you, young padawan

Gura really did just disappear after that collab huh. Gura just forgets that she's supposed to be a streamer and what being in Hololive entails most of the time at this point.

>was already pregnant for WWE (poll) jun 15 2022
>w/ ame birthday call in jun 19 2022
rrat about ame covering for gura
>tremors membership jun 26 2022
arguing about traveling (maybe?)
>off collab jun 28 2022
>gave birth before japan trip oct-dec 2022
>taking care of child feb - present

>>49883310
Stop posting inferior versions.

>>49883456
Who cares if it's repetition
post shit

People here thought she had friends in Hololive roru rumao

I saw a girl walking her dog by herself that reminded me of a gura a little
I wish I knew how to talk to girls

>>49883558
Gura cares. You've already been told what's going on. Go read the old post again if you want it repeated.

I just want her stream then I'm reminded that I'm as retarded as her. half a year in as a resident in a foreign country I still haven't finished applying for the most important government ID and still don't have a bank account.

>>49883582
You should stay away from children

>>49883582
Just compliment her dog. Even I can do that and I'm a huge autist.

>>49883631
Everyone else also repeats things when they explain what's going on to their fans. Stop making excuses for Gura.

intense necessity to goom

>>49883498
Ait. She owed ame for
>>49883545
It was meant to be, there you have it.
It's stupid, I know.

>>49883582
never talk to a girl

>>49883088
Don’t allow it to upset you too much.
It’s a natural process, it’s just a mating ritual. Girls with booties that big have to attract the right kind of mates somehow. Gura and Shion twerking their thick asses to ghetto gangster rap beats is how they signal to the studs that they are ready for breeding.

Hello Gura, please do a hololive clips reaction stream.

>>49883545
Tremors watch along was jun 26 2021 so nice try but we can also look at dates.

>>49883582
same here chumbie

>>49884223
>>49883545
?

>>49883973
How can I get a girlfriend that I can groom into becoming Gura if i never talk to girls?
I want to get a girl similar to Gura and then buy all of Gura's beauty products for her.
Maybe I'll make her dress up like Gura too.

i miss hearing her voice

>>49884354
Just dress yourself up as gura

>>49884354
And make her pregnant like Gura too.

I'm sorry.

You fags killed her motivation when you said no to react streams

>>49884354
Just become gura yourself

I said I'm sorry.

>>49884766
I didn't say no.

I want to have angry sex with Gura

>>49884908
I want to have loving sex where we pretend to be angry with each other with Gura.

Sucks to be a chumbud

>>49884766
I was in favor of it, and even made suggestions on how to do it without getting in trouble. Not that cover would allow it anyway..

>>49884766
Anon, that can't be the main reason. Get a grip.

>>49884956
used up and thrown away..

>>49885102
Yeah you, not me

>>49885134
Pray tell, how is it then that we find ourselves in this here same pit of despair?

>>49885102
She "used me up" plenty of times. ToT

She's just scared of feistybuds that's why she's only ztreaming on Kiara's channel and why she banned ztream and ghosting

>>49884766
You fucking retard. It doesn't matter what we say. Cover would never allow her to do react streams, even on Twitch. How fucking retarded are you?

What a sad state of affairs…

>>49885211
We may be in the same pit but I don't feel despair. My happiness doesn't solely lie with gura even if shes the love of my life.

>>49885283
This will play out great in the long run.
Unless there is no long run.

>>49885283
people really should start using zombieing, since that's way more accurate

>>49885341
must be nice having multiple sources of happiness..

>>49882197
We know she's not. Only yesmen beta male faggots believe that. They also believed the "she's a lesbian" kayfabe as cope for not wanting to think about her getting pounded by some other guy, lol

>>49885341
Whatever, chadtist.
>>49885349
True but it sounds stupid.

>>49884956
if you watch western vtubers you have no right to say that

>>49880757
She just doesn't care. I've been saying this for almost a year. She doesn't give a shit about her fans but you still have yesmen acting like she does and making excuses for her

>>49885349
It makes you sound more like a whiny zoomers to use a term like that so people don't like it. Of course most are still acting like that now, but ghosting is already a meme word on this board so it sounds better

>>49885423
Yet, have you seen the replies I got? These retarded yesmen are among us.

>>49885494
>unironically anti-ing for a year
jesas

>>49885283
The longer she waits, the more awkward its going to be

>>49885576
>saying she doesn't card about her fans is being an anti
The yesman mind. It's fucking true and you know it. It's okay to admit

>>49885102
All of us food
That hasn't died

>>49883545
Her Gorn’s stream on May 6, 2022 to her last WWE stream on Jun 15, 2022 all in Sweden (without a working permeant) after the poal yab 4 days later she showed up and did her Birthday streams At Ames in the usa as a cover.
That was 21 streams in Sweden. This was after the house hunting that did not take place to start with.
Also as of right now she is not really working all as hard as she has said her work for the most part has been almost done for a wile, She has put some work off but not really that hard and long to finish but she has had plenty of time to stream but she did some traveling with family and also had him over but the best part of all of this is That the 2 of them Are now Married if Mori was telling the truth in her drunk rant when chatting with her. Yes I am In Japan and hang out with her. When Mori gets to drinking she will leak stuff but likes to mix a bit of truth with lies but only sometimes. But yes the Sweden rrat was 100% true. As of right now she could have streamed but put work off so she did not have too. I also found out she had Ina move her Birthday stream to close to her time slot so she did not have to stream that day so she had another excuse. From what I was told she has now figured out she can set around and do nothing and still make a shit load of money and she is actively taking advantage of it and a few of the other girls are not happy. Also gura has had 2 silent suspensions because had they announced it they where afraid of the backlash that would have been caused by gura’s fans. One was with a fight with management and the other was something that Happened with that Vampire Holostarts EN ass hole (had to do with computer help). This is the truth not the full truth but I do have more information on some stuff like I was told she sent her Boyfriends Dick pic to some of the girls and some other kind of photo she may have been in it but unsure and it was talked about heavily in the discord. Gura is not only a very big pervert (not joking) she likes her guys older and her girls Younger (not joking when I say she is a Lolicon.)

Yes long read but worth it.

EN is boring without fauna and gura. At least I have Korone streams to catch up to but still.

>>49885570
Yes, there are tons of them in here. They believe you have to like everything about someone to be a fan. If not, you're an anti in their mind. It's the dumbest thing ever.

Incredibly retarded schizo swill above not worth reading.

>>49885888
Don't worry nobody was going to read it.

>>49885751
Lmao now we talking.

>>49885751
Woah… where did you get this info?

>>49885888
>>49885914
I am gonna read it and I am gonna laugh at it.

>>49886004
They said they was with Mori and she was drunk or some shit and started talking?
Hell it's a hard read but if any of this is true then she really can get away with anything

It came to him in a drea- from a drunk Mori in japan apparently.

>>49886106
You should have known this before, She gets away with not streaming all the time.

can someone write a hornypost I want to read a hornypost I want it to be at least 100 words long

I think I'm gonna smoke a couple of joints now lmao

I woke up and come to the tread in hopes of a Gura update just to see the 1st Schizo post in over 2 weeks.

Someone tell me why I shouldn't bother installing mtg arena on stream when it comes out.

>>49886392
my condolences, but this isn't the first by far, unless you mean the first you saw.

>>49885866
They probably don't know the definition of oshi and how fans push them to reach higher.

Thanks for the laughs so early in the morning

>>49886445
The 1st I saw in like 2 weeks.
The only posts iv seen till now were people upset with no streams/communications

Gura is both the most meticulous mastermind and also the biggest mess that doesn't know what she's doing more than half the time.

Gura is a shark

Gura is a girl shark

>>49886666
>>49886641
Both meds

>>49885824
Nowadays when Gura isn't streaming I watch Henya, she streams at Gura's usual time and her solo content is pretty good https://twitch.tv/henyathegenius

Fuck I believe it. I suspected that the one stream where she showed us the fart soundboard the first time. after Japan. She seemed drunk and was acting all weird. As if she was making fun of us with some third party. I thought at that time that she was having a party somewhere with friends and that she was doing it as a joke. On our behalf.

stop menhera posting buds
yes you i know what you just posted

>>49886639
My genius retard

I really really miss her. But it never really puts me in an actual "doomy" feeling. I just believe my shork wife.

>>49886693
lol

>>49886693
whore

>>49885751
proof next thread?

>>49886727
I'm sorry for believing the rrats?

>>49886693
Stop posting non holos. Definitely not the right place

>>49886726
I don't think she was acting weird and if she had people with her we could have heard them. She did find the sound board funny is all.

>>49886801
turn in your badge

>>49883545
That's the only explanation for the hiatus and the inactivity. She won't be able to hide this forever and when she finally gets found out I hope she gets harassed and goes bald from the stress.

>>49886940
The only thing she's going bald from is my headpats.

>>49886940
But her cunny is already bald..

>>49886885
That laugh scares me for some reason. Just thinking about it makes me uneasy.

>>49885751
Sure but you gotta post some real proof if you don't wanna pass for some underage faggot.

>>49886801
you should be, specially that "my uncle works at nintendo" tier shit

So now that schizos are beginning to unravel, comfy time soon?

>>49887017
Proof?

>>49887017
Thinking people are constantly making fun of you is unironically a sign of schizophrenia. Genuinely.

>>49886851
I mean desu I don't really see how that's any different from recommending people to watch other HoloEN members just because Gura isn't streaming. This is the Gura general not the HoloEN general.

>>49887114
If you carry the comfy within your heart, it is always comfy time.

>>49887074
It's too fucking outrageous. Why not come up with something more believable?

another day of nothing huh

>Gura is literally the girl from Oshi no Ko
Of all the bitches in hololive I thought the first one to get pregnant would've been Mori, I never expected Gura to drop the idol act after less than 2 years.
The most ironic part is that she updated her twitter profile to say "idol" only after she supposedly already got pregnant. I think she underestimates the backslash that her shitty spiteful character is gonna cause in the future.

She was literally on stream 3 days ago
What is wrong with you guys

>>49887215
There's no saving your rrat. I'm sorry lol

>>49887137
Shut up back there.
>>49887116
What do you mean proof? It's a member stream, you wouldn't be able to see it anyway.

When will they post actual proof? I really want to hang myself and I have been a very patient Ebi..
WHY WONT YOU LET ME DIE?!!

>>49887232
>you guys
Go back

>>49887232
ikr, she is streaming often but people want her to stream 24/7 fucking retarded unicorns

>>49887215
Proof? yea you don't have nothing to back up your fake info on gura.

>>49887323
I'm a member. Will not be next month because I'm not getting anything in return for my membership anymore.

>>49887232
>you guys
not even the retards spamming it believe their own shit, they just doing it to shit on the thread anon

>>49887232
in a collab on Kiara's channel for kfp
Why can't she stream for us or do anything at all for this movie may idea she had?

>>49887232
>>49887341
>Last Gura solo stream was 17 days ago with no explanation
Don't pretend like there isn't something wrong here.

>>49887443
eigo very not gutto

>>49887323
>I was honestly trying to point out a worrying symptom that may actually be out of his control to the point he should consider seeing a doctor
>He just thinks I was trying to make fun of him
It's easy to see how this shit goes untreated

>>49887456
she is working on projects off stream and has not much time and she is doing it for us

>>49887584
she's doing it for herself

>>49887443
Then go look at the laugh, bud. It's the first member stream after Japan I think.

>>49887584
she had enough time for two collabs with Kiara on Kiara's channel but not enough time for us, got it

>>49887664
Timestamp?

>>49887584
speaking of projects, does anybody have some plans for her bd? I don't have anything planned but I'm curious if we should plan something as small as it may be

>>49887702
Nah I'm too busy with projects right now

>>49887690
If she had the time for that she had the time to post an update on Twitter or members only on youtube.

>>49887697
I don't know how to do that. And I regret to announce that I am one of those phone people.

>>49886639
>I have pretended to be mentally retarded for 7 years

>>49887702
She doesn't deserve anything special this year other than you showing up.

>>49887760
>literally avoiding posting proof
so you got nothing? got it

>>49885739
i definitely wouldn't be interested in someone just by the amount they stream, that's incredibly pathetic and shallow

>>49887142
Even that is stretching it but at least gura has collabed with them so it's vaguely on topic and the fact that it got deleted proves its off topic

>>49887760
she laughed all the why though it so kinda hard to pinpoint the one you talked about and I would have to rewatch the whole thing and i am not doing that to give her anymore views then I have too because that means she gets more money from doing nothing and that would be me enabling her behaver

>>49887372
The house hunting trip was between April 24 and May 6th, 2022. It was exactly 9 months in January. It makes sense that she gave birth between the second half of December January's during the hiatus. She needed the doctor's permission to leave for Japan because she was still weak. The WWE poll in June and everything that happened in 2021 and in the past with that person only adds more credibility to the rrat that she has given birth and she's taking care of the child now.

>>49887811
I literally can't post a fuking timestamp and all I said was that I suspected something a while back. And that one of her laughs was uncanny at that point. What do you want me to prove?

>>49887702
hard to get excited about her bday stream when you know its mandated by management just to sell merch.

>>49887876
so no proof then

>>49887702
I think there was so etching someone was planning earlier in the year but I can't remember. Cameo just feels like a cop out right now.

>>49887912
Don't worry you already prove that you're just a faggot.

>>49887922
Apply for Cover's accountant jobs and find out if she got maternity leave directly from them. Simple as.

>>49887876
I don't think that is the case but hell far if it is if she just told us that was the case then people would not go ape shit when she needs time off. Its not hard to just tell us why she can not stream.

>>49887865
The one where she did the fart on the soundboard for the first time ffs. At least pretend to read what I'm writing before you start shitting on me.

>>49887993
So no proof?

>>49887912
I dunno anon, you sound like you're just making unironically you need meds

>>49887993
>or someone who works for them now could give us some kind of information?
Yea unlikely anyone will tell us anything about Gura.

>>49888053
Ok dude, but that's just like your opinion and stuff.

>>49887912
Let us judge whether the laugh was uncanny. I'm sure it wasn't.

>>49888124
it was pretty cunny