/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

i'm so confused

Lapsama my friend

...I don't get it?

>>46926533
rape

I jerked off to too much time bitches before this..

>nahone
>does not nahone

cute

I REQUIRE ANY AND ALL QUASON SOUNDPOSTS. Please

>>46926627

So Ame understands it, but Kronii still hasn't a clue.

check this out

When does the 5D begin

>timeduo stream
>not a timeduo OP
cringe Kronie

The hard part of this game isn't the time travel, it's that each piece has different time travel rules, based on interpreting how they move on the regular chess board.

>Ame explains time travel to the concept of time

Zoom the board out Kronii you dingus so you can see the time moves, they are on further boards

They're not going to finish a single game of this.

>>46926629
You won't get it, its complex and you need a proper tutorial to understand

I thought this was going to be Yugioh 5Ds...

Wait does Ame actually understand this game?

This is a good stream

KIARA LOVE

these 2 are dumb

>>46926616
>>46926629
git gud

Yeah, like, I totally get it now

There is like no time duo porn, there’s a doujin that’s ok and that’s it.

I just tuned in to the collab
What's this game all about?

My Ela

The niggers in inglewood already stole the bgm of this stream can’t have shit

'melier

they decided to not decide the rules of the game or show us the tutorial
shit streamers

>>46926616
hi confused i'm anonymous

>>46926577
True, but there are a LOT of bisexuals.

>>46926596
Ina would have raped on her stream, but actually for real

Gura cute

>>46926657
Knight is the fun one. 2 spaces in one direction, then 1 space in another (which could be time).

....

>>46926663
she's only the warden of time, fucking nerd

>>46926644

>>46926714
I remember her

ame sounds haggier than usual today

>>46926657
The hard part is tracking like 5 board states

>>46926697
Kaela's new outfit is easily one of the best regal-type outfits in all of hololive

I love Mori!

>>46926644

5D battle starts!
Kronii is completely flabbergasted!

I don't think Kronii understand time

>>46926643
who tops?

True 5D chess

>When you accidentally jizz in IRyS eye.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0XQ7M3UM18&t=14119s

>>46922821
nah, she's correct, as far as outing and dates go, Mori seems to be handling the bulk of planning and logistics
we only hear more about Kiara's because she actually TALKS about them, while with Mori you're lucky if some involved Holo casually remarks about the outing a week to six months later

>>46926627

Damn, am too retarded for this game. Just like Korean lessons, i will just enjoy the cute noises

Wtf just happened

Who do you think has softer breasts Ame or Kronii?

Isn't Kronii asian?
She's supposed to be smart

They probably should have used the option to play on a 5x5 board to make things easier to comprehend.

What the fuck just happened

Is this game too big brain for them?

>winning is considered a win
thank you kronii

The sexual tension in this collab is palpable

>>46926668
She played the tutorial and some puzzles apparently

>>46926795
Kronii

Since when has Ame been into chess?

>>46926795
Ame, but Kronii has perkier nipples.

It's amazing that someone actually made this.

Amagnus Watsen

Are you guys really okay with Kronii domestically abusing Mumei?

>>46926795
Don't know but Ame has the softest ass

>>46926793
>>46926809
They sent the knight 2 spaces in one direction, then one space back in time.

bros

>>46926827

It’s not really that complicated anon

>>46926795
My Ame

>>46926801
rurmao
have you ever watched half the JPs?

When is the sex scene

Honestly I'd rather see them square off in Blitz instead

>le chess girlboss

>>46926774
Kronii tops but then domination_loss

IRyS should play this game with Gura

>>46926827
Fate DNA please understand

>>46926801
No amount of being Asian outweighs being woman

>>46926827
Winning on any board is a win overall

I dun ge' i'

Is Kronii's brain in Interstellar mode right now?

naruhodon't

God these time giggles make me happy

>i see

>>46926742
Why don't you remember this, instead?

whos winning?

This is so boring Jesus

>i dont know if you can make a move on present presently in the middle timeline

>>46926897
IRyS could luckshit he way into victory

>>46926897
That would create a singularity. It simply cannot be allowed to happen.

>>46926883
They'd lose on time every game

>>46926787
>as far as outing and dates go, Mori seems to be handling the bulk of planning and logistics
Kiara specified that's what happens when they go to Japan. For example when Mori came to Austria it was Kiara the one that organized everything

I wakaranai

Big think.

yep, makes sense

>>46926897
And just let them die?

Yeah, i think im starting to get it.

>>46926897
Regular checkers might be too much for those two let alone chess

they have no idea what's going on and not in an entertaining way

>>46926811
Regular chess would be too big brain for them.

Why are they both hiding their tits off screen? I'd rather watch those time travel

For being the Warden of Time, Kronii sure is shit at this whole time-travel thing.

Oh no no no teakeks, this is what your oshi looks like in real life??

>>46926760
Thanks homie. You got the Reine one too?

*waiting for moom outfit reveal with my hooman friends*

I'm learnding

>>46926787
I mean talking about it does play a huge role in knowing about it. I think she still loses in long distance travel plans and collabs though

What does this expression convey?

>>46926973
>>46926962

I still don't know who Kronii but that won't stop me from calling this strawberry rat cute.

>>46926854
Seek jesus in your life

>>46926897
No one would survive that...

So how many timelines can you create?

fatty catty

Checkmate in 39 turns

Do you think Ame enjoys having an equally autistic person to spend time with?

Nahone

>>46926787
>talks about taking HoloX out on a nomikai
>a couple months go by
>eikaiwa with Lui/Chloe, they offhandedly mention the nomikai that apparently took place a few weeks ago
>7 months later, Mori offhandedly mentions that IRyS was also there
I think it's funny

large cat

>>46926651
>blonde
>hair vents
Nero?

I don't get it

What's with Ame and picking shitty puzzle games for collabs? Is she hoping that the puzzles will keep her partner busy so she doesn't have to do smalltalk?

needs bgm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2I8jOxea3o

>>46926755
Huge agree

>>46926816

>>46926750
just remember that Ame is 2 years older now than she was at debut

>>46927029
69

>Ame: You said you wanted to get quirky, right

>>46927040
They will play 600 turns and the result will be a checkmate on turn 2

>>46927064
Kronii picked this one

>>46926897
that would require gura to show up on stream so no bueno

>Hey Ame wanna collab?
>Sure, what are we doing?
>I don't know, let's look for a game with time travel
>Ok, look at this chess one
>Oh this works, nice
Retards, should have chosen another game

>>46926941
Then watch something else! Gosh!

This isn't as bad as the Ame/Kiara chess stream, but there's still time.

>>46927008
Kazamatai are way too cute

Please STOP THINKING. the universal continuum is COLLAPSING!

uhhhh based?

>>46926750
She turned 30 yesterday

>Warden of time doesn't understand time

>>46927094
yeah, like Minecraft, or Apex.
dumbass.

>>46926627
Lapfriend my friend

I should have studied the game before watching the stream as some people did

>>46927097
Nigga ain't you dead?

who controls the present?

I can feel my brain falling apart watching this.

>>46927064
Kronii literally talked to her about this one on a train in Japan

>>46927064
They talked about this on a train

>>46926787
KFP don't watch streams, what do you expect? They're basically chumbuds except their oshi's numbers are trash.

Well, Luna's on soon.

I've come to the conclusion that knowing how to play regular chess would probably be a good starting point for me to understand this stream.

>>46927129
Based John Smith plays by no one's rules

Those black lines are actually super helpful

>>46927064
>5D chess
>shitty
Sorry you're too small brain for it

>>46927149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7VAnAgmshA

Who is more out of her depth: Kronii in this collab or Bae giving out life advice in 90 minutes?

SHE'S DOING IT

Does the gimmick even matter when they barely can checkmate in normal chess

>>46926941
Don’t use the lord’s name in vain

>>46927153
God?

>>46927020
Does she? It's not like those are common, and Mori still arranged the airbnb and tailored it to Myth's (Kiara's) preferences and prepared a bunch of stuff for them there.

Stop fucking about with knights... You don't know enough about chess to use them...

I have no idea what's going on

>>46927153
The present is a living thing Anon.
An organism that controls itself

>four knights
WE GOT A

>>46927151
He got better

>>46926841
Nice doxxbait, not gonna post it

>>46926997
Wrong doxx fag

>>46927151
Nigga, its easter in Japan....
He ressurected

>>46927094
Yea they should of played Overwatch 2, Tracer has time travel so it makes sense

I don't get it

>>46927071
ah yeah that'sh the shtuffsh

>>46927093
Shit choice. They can barely handle regular chess

>>46927153
The jews

>>46927064
According to Ame, Kronii suggested it

Why does Kaela put brown mooshrooms in a boat on the top of a tree?

>Ame's little "no"

there's like a bajillion forks and free pieces they can both take
wtf are they doing

>>46926892
>domination_loss
perfect

>>46927181
wouldn't help
t. understander

>>46926997
>you know I had to do it to em.

>>46927230
PLEASE BE IN LONDON!

>>46927192
Bae. Kronii at least has a partner in crime (in time) that can help her bullshit her way through this. Bae is a straight up fish out of water.

>>46927181
All you need to know is the king is whipped and the queen SLAYS and can do whatever she wants and the rest of the pieces just serve them

>>46927151
>He lacks critical information

>>46927064
Ame wouldn't pick this game, she wouldn't even start a collab

What's the win condition for this game? Same as normal chess? Wouldn't that take forever with the timeline jumping?

>>46927153
the present doesn't exist. The moment you think about "the present" that thought is already technically in the past

>>46924384
why is there so much Gardevoir Fauna art? I don't recall her ever mentioning that pokemon

>>46927093
>>46927239
She looked at a game called 5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel and thought it would be easy to jump into without reading up on it?

>>46927029
I created 100 in 1 game

i think im stupid

>>46927192
Bae because she’s actually taking herself seriously

>>46927297
You only need to win on one board

>>46927181
It wouldn't

>>46927291
Fucking SJWs designing games

>>46927181
Queen = Terminator King = John Connor

>>46927207
You can't expect KFP to know anything about any other member, especially when they're trying to aggrandize Kiara.

fauna withdrawals are stronger than usual after yesterday's stream

>>46927296
HOLY FUCK
SOMEONE TELL PETER

>>46927223
>>46927228
>>46927296
Holy based.

I SEE IT
I CAN SEE ALL OF TIME

My brain will had a confusion maybe certainly not

>>46927042
Ame can abuse Kronii because Kronii is a doofus

>>46927153
Your actions

>>46927302
people want to fuck fauna
people also want to fuck gardevoir
they are both green

>>46927181
Once you start branching into other timelines some pieces don't even move the right way so I doubt it

>>46927296
Ewan McGregor, go back into your hole.

>This collab

>>46927297
Win on any board in the present, which is always the furthest timeline back

>>46927094
Why? This game looks fun

Am I retarded?

>Kronii is confused because she's the warden of time who oversees strictly maintained linear timelines and enforces the rules
>Ame is not confused because she's a seasoned time traveller who doesn't care about the rules of time
KINO

>>46926997
no, this is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qD_xsdbj6Ow

>>46927296
HOLY SHIT
ISRAEL

>>46927322
But how far back are you allowed to jump?

>>46927248
Subtle reference to the works of Dali

>>46927325
what's a terminator king?

>>46927334
pathetic sapling
you know nothing of withdrawals

>>46927020
neither one really counts as a date, and even then Mori has a decent bit of instances of securing stuff for larger/longer trips (like homiemoon or the place for Myth to crash at at first offcollab)
collabs are a whole other thing because it's a more of a professional management thing, but Mori's TTRPG and eikaiwa streams were all decently organized in regards of their flow, though TTRPG started suffering later on due to her overscheduling herself

the biggest difference between collabs and dates is the fact that collabs sometimes require you to actually put pressure on other participants and that's where Mori tends to fail horribly

Kaela wife

This game is proof that less is more

>>46927255
This has to be a solvable game desu, it wouldn't be too hard to find the forced win for white from the starting position

Ames long blonde hair and glasses makes her look like a fucking NERD It's very cute

jgbfhowf

how's time women game going

>>46927094
Yeah. they should have played some shit like A Hat In Time
Retard

>>46927361
kek

>>46927396
Holy shit

Why is that one timeline stuck there?

>>46927396
go back omegshart

>>46927255
Taking the fork leads to the dead of the king's grandfather losing the game on all timelines

Saturday Sven Co-op, with /hlgg/!
If you're not watching streams, doing vod reps, supporting your oshi in other ways or you can just multi-task, you're more than welcome to join in as we shoot our way through problems, cooperatively!

Before joining, make sure you have the game and the /hlgg/ server pack downloaded and installed, linked here >>46906308
Once in game, open up console with ` or ~ key and enter
>connect sven.hololive.global.gripe
The password is:rage

See you here for some low poly fps cooperative gaming.

>>46927329
Did I give you permission to reply to me, faggot?

Fortnite?

>>46927408
>AI art with Ina and Fauna
OH NO

>>46927153
Me

I'm going to write cover and tell them to ban all chess and chess-derivative content for at least EN.

>>46927408
We will get an Ina Fauna collab some day, mark my words

>>46927402
DO NOT FINGER FUCK JESUS' WUSSY

>>46927207
For Kiara, Multiple Austria, Maldives, Korea, planning Bali, not all with Holomems either. Mori has NA ya

>>46927428
this game was a terrible mistake

>>46927428
They're messing up the timelines very liberally

>>46927406
I think thats a Counterside character

Fort Night?

Faumei post

I'm just going to say it
I do not like watching this game

Ame and Kronii don't know that Kaela is also playing 5d chess with them

man, these 2 should just have sex instead

>>46927403
Each piece has rules for how it can move back in time or between timelines that are roughly based on how it moves in two dimensions on the board.

>>46927484
brainlet

Ame is the nerd here

>>46927468
Ina x Fauna will never happen
Ame x Fauna will never happen
Fauna is a hater or something

>>46927428
Just got back from home of wife friend?

>>46927479
Faumei reply

>>46927484
t. brainlet

can any time travelers in this thread tell me when they close the game and start having discord sex on stream?

>>46927488

Is Kronii drowning in confusion or does she just sound like that?

>>46927337

Turns out games that you don't understand or can't even be bothered to understand are boring to watch. Who would have thought?

>>46927361
KIARA PLEASE SING METAL

>>46927230
C-cute!

>>46927408
AI art is the only way we'll ever see these two interact

>>46927297
If you checkmate on any board you win. You might think that just means you could move your king out of check back in time or into parallel timelines, but that just means you end up with a board with two kings and its twice as easy for them to put you into check there. Also shit like queens move diagonally through the 4th and 5th dimensions, so they can check into their past or future or parallel timelines. In effect it means games don't really last that long usually because the longer and wider the timelines get the more likely all of the squares of one board somewhere will be in check at one point or another.

The fun begins once they uncage the queens

>>46927535
LMFAO

Ame...

>>46927517

>>46927029
A shitload, but there's kind of a balancing mechanism (each player have can have no more than 1 more active timeline than the opponent).

>>46927525
5 minutes from now

>>46927532
Cute cosplayers

>>46927497
Well yes
But you could say that about almost all 1:1 collabs

>>46927527

>>46927532
That's a big Gura

This is boring I’m going to go jerk of

>>46927534
Both.

>>46927532
that gura is just a nigga

wwwwwwww

>>46927532
i am deeply retarded and it took me a minute to register there were two guras

>>46927321
kek no way

>>46927540
Didn't Fauna try touching Ina's hair in the first MythCouncil offcollab, to which Ina was offended?

>>46927527
>>46927582
So cool...

>>46927514
They're the underground groomer resistance

>>46927484
heh, anon is stupid
It's more entertaining with two people who are competent at chess getting flabbergasted at the extra rules and adapting

Kronii is slowly being corrupted, abandoning the main, curated timeline in favor of the madness of other timelines.

>>46927593
Funniest shit I've ever seen

>>46927532
cute

>Kiara KoRn Karaoke
>Backstroke of the west watchalong instead of the prequels
Do you rike

>>46927586
4 U

I think Kronii and Ame should cancel the collab and make another one with discord call sex

>>46927593

>>46927153
Towa

they should have played Fortnite

>>46927532
all of them are guys...

>>46927181
Hikaru Nakamura did a stream playing this and even he struggled to understand it

>>46927556
>>46927500
Oh I see now, thanks. I shouldn't have missed the start of the stream.

>>46927514
Mori x Fauna also hasn't happened

>>46927534
He understands things better than she lets on a lot of the time. She's just kind of bad at articulating her thoughts on anything remotely complex

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP MAKING NEW TIMELINES

>>46927410
They weren't really specific on the rules, just in person meeting then Mori could have taken it but once they introduced collabs then that's pretty much that. She should be above Ame either way though

Who's winning?

>>46926663
She's just the warden. She protects the Alpha timeline or something.

>>46927546
Didn't Fauna try touching Ina's hair in the first MythCouncil offcollab, to which Ina was offended?

cute giggles

>>46927534
She sounds like that

>>46927639
>>Backstroke of the west
haven't thought about that in a LONG time, wow. sounds fun though

>>46927673

>It's because you took my horse from me
CUTE LAUGH

>>46927685
I have no idea!

>>46927673

>>46927532
Ah yes, Hololive English: Mori, Gura, Spare Gura and Kiara.

>>46927685
Depends when

It might not look like it, but this 2 are more stupid that you may think

>>46927690
yea, Ina has serious rage issues

Oh no, Kronii is about to unleash hell

>>46927670
confirmed Fauna hates myth

>>46926663
She could do the same with nature and Fauna

>>46927639
SOUL

I'm having a brain aneurysm

How do you win in this game?

>>46927396
Imagine being a time janny

THE WORLD IS SYMMETRIC
THERE IS NO MAIN TIMELINE

I don't think they'll reach checkmate

JWU, how's 5D chess been so far?

>>46927532
>cutting scars
>man legs
>wide gura
>stockings holding on for dear life

>>46927099
I have no idea what's going on it's still as painful

>>46927717
>>46927685
How do you even win? Checkmating seems to be difficult enough in normal chess already.

>>46927023
no thoughts head empty

>>46927514
hot

niggers

Lets say there are 3 categories
>smart ENs
>average ENs
>dumb ENs
Where would you place Ame and Kronii, this is not a comment on the current stream, just in general

Kronii wants to commit the horus heresy in all time lines

>>46927647
this but sex wtih me

Stand back, minna san! Imma do it!

>>46927724
Don't worry, it looks like it

>>46927685
Me

Kroniis becoming a FATFUCK on stream. We cant let her get away with this!

>>46927685
In the future, past or present? And which one of those?

>>46927768
>Ame
smart
>Kronii
average

>>46927751
I do not know

>>46927724
I really dislike that glasses+hair combo on Ame. It really does make her look like a dumb bimbo. Well, dumber than usual.

>>46927736
Nah she loves her oshi

Sasuga detective.

>>46927787
filtered

Holos should play shogi instead

>>46927532
Hey it's that schizo fembeat

altoids!
i keep my drugs in them, i hope kronii does the same

>>46927761
You have to get a checkmate, but you can also get checkmates in the past.

>>46927778
DON'T DO IT ANON, YOU'LL DIE

Guys you told me Ame and Kronii were smart...

>>46927768
Ame is in genius category

>>46927514
Fauna is best buddies with Gura which means Ame hates her guts. And because Ame refuses to collab with Fauna, Ina also acts like Fauna doesn't exist.

They've been on different sides of the Myth war since the beginning. There's no reconciling that.

>>46927751

Why does Mumei have coconuts?

>>46927710
>but

yeah just turn this into a zatsu the chess thing ain't going anywhere

>>46927431
A Hat in Time would be kino tho

>>46927768
>smart ENs
No such thing exists

>>46927797
yeah it seems like that sort of stream. they should have sex instead.

FAKMI my beloved

>>46927795
kronii won that gura brain game

If you met a fellow hololive fan irl, which fanbase would you least like to meet?
I think for me it's a sapling. They probably smell irl.

>>46927745
if you just have to get one checkmate, I think you should send all your horsies to one timeline and bumrush him

>>46927826
You are just a brainlet

>>46927768
the smart and average categories are just empty

>>46927817
So your average fembeat then

Been awhile since i thought of this

Call Ina and Kiara, turn this into a mahjong stream instead.

>>46927674
I was referring less to the rules and more the fact that she was pretty lax in the past about getting actual declarative statements regarding their schedule from other Holos, so stuff like the Jump King event she commissioned a fair bit of stuff for turned into a more casual thing in the end
right now she seems to have a better and more strict approach to scheduling and if she cannot get proper declarations of interest she just doesn't organize the thing instead of doing it half-baked

>>46927396
I HATE LORE
I HATE LORE
THE CHUNNI LORE HAS LEAD TO NOTHING AND IS WORTHLESS!

>>46927768
It's a really dumb question because you can be smart at some things and dumb at others.
The only ones who are really dumb in EN are Mumei(ADHD) and IRyS(Just dumb)

>>46927847
fauna

>>46927778

>>46927724
I already assumed my oshis brains are smoother then a polished turd. They're perfect

this is boring

>Does this support castling?
>What's that?
Ame...

>>46927023

>>46927855
Kronii is smart, thanks for acknowledging it!

>>46927844
how new?

I've started eating cereal with yogurt instead of milk
It's so much better

>>46927768
Both in average.

>>46927403
Its based on their normal movement, but instead of only moving in 2D space they can move in the fourth dimension (forward or back on their timeline) or the fifth dimension (to adjacent parallel timelines). So a pawn can move one square forward, or forward in back in time on its same square, or to the next adjacent parallel timeline. A rook can move to any point forward or back on its timeline, or as far across parallel timelines as long as its not obstructed by a piece, just like normal. You can also move diagonally, through space, time, and parallel timelines, you just gotta visualize it as extra dimensions on the board and extrapolate its normal 2D moves into those higher dimensions.

>>46927620
Ina secretly wanted the girls to give her headpats like she was giving to them, and when Ina finally brought it up Fauna immediately went to give her a pat Ina dodged. Ina does not want pity pats, she wants real pats.

>>46927768
Dumb for both, anything else is cope.

>what's castling?
Ame...

>>46927803
yeah but her oshi also hates myth
and council, hololive in general, most of all streaming
so that doesn't count

>Jug of yogurt
YEAH MINE

>>46927847
explain what is pictured here then

>>46927768
Ame in smart Kronii in average, this should tell you enough about the state of EN's intelligence