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wuca love, if hes happy then im happy

I love/miss my fatherbrotherhusband!!!! Stream soon onegai I am slowly losing touch with reality

>>42677586
imagine

>>42677586
sexcat TToTT

harry potter autism hours

Ike - Ravenclaw
Vox - Gryffindor
Shu - Ravenclaw
Mysta - Hufflepuff
Luca - Hufflepuff

Fuuchan - Ravenclaw (Legatus - Slytherin)
Uki - Slytherin
Sonny - Gryffindor
Alban - Slytherin
Yugo - Hufflepuff

Doppio - Hufflepuff
Ver - Ravenclaw?
Hex - Hufflepuff

Kyo - Gryffindor
Ren - Gryffindor
Aster - Hufflepuff?

i havent watched a vox stream live in so long...milord please just go back to the previous timeslot i beg of you

>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAaaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

>>42678237
I agree with most of it but
>ike - ravenclaw
>alban - slytherin
>yugo - hufflepuff
how?

>>42678237
i know luca took the test and got gryffindor but he'll always be a hufflepuff in my eyes

>>42678326
sorry kindred, your demon needs to take his morning meds

>>42678511
Ike as ravenclaw because smart and blue
alban as slytherin because ambition, cleverness (thief)
yugo was hard, I put hufflepuff because loyal and hardworking and blah blah blah, but I guess he could work as gryffindor too

>>42678549
I agree with him in gryffindor. He's stupid and sheltered but his general way of living life is more in line with gryffindor to me.

mori calliope has called black people dirty niggers on stream how many times now? Why hasnt the twitter community witch hunted her?

News:
Luxiem Anniversary Merch in Animate locations Feb 10: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1602531258386587649?s=20&t=6coeFPD1_QMieTfbxfsfSQ
Luxiem UFO Catcher Plushies: https://twitter.com/seganewsnavi/status/1619968811901550595
Iluna x Ensky Hbby Merch: https://twitter.com/Ensky_Hobby/status/1622430084715126785
Outfit status: 2 weeks

Merch on sale:
TCB Luxiem Artbook: https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/fromagee/detail/detail.php?product_id=1627547
Vox Nendo Preorders (Jan 5-Feb 15): https://www.goodsmileus.com/product/nendoroid-vox-akuma-9880
Noctyx Manekineko Collab (Until Feb 26): https://www.animate.shop/collections/nijisanji-en-vtuber-group-noctyx-x-manekineko-collab-merch
Iluna 6 months
Valentines

BOB(boys on break):
Ike (until feb 16)
Luca (Until feb 15)
Uki (Feb 8-15)
Fulgur
Alban (1 week)
Shu (?)

https://twitter.com/alban_knox/status/1623578369081106433 i love my little brother! stream tomorrow maybe!

LOVE my hardworking cute whore little brother alban !
had a long day volunteering and i come home to alban saying he might stream soon TOT im so happy....i missed him...
https://twitter.com/alban_knox/status/1623578369081106433

Sorry to drag this to another thread but
https://litter.catbox.moe/rig7kk.webp would this be cute with short hair and would it be cuter with high waist jeans or a long skirt?

>>42679990
I don’t know, man

>>42679990
short hair would be cute, i think a long skirt would look better but jeans also work,

psyborg sketch
https://twitter.com/jok_strap/status/1623588426783293441

>>42680083
Something like this?
https://litter.catbox.moe/t07wrf.jpeg
https://litter.catbox.moe/a8pxpj.jpeg

>>42680241
yes, that would work perfectly

Hex deleted his tweets for Zaion because he was getting hate in the quotes. Is it the same for Pio and Ver?

>>42680289
Thank you anon

>>42680468
no problem, good luck!

>>42680363
doppio's is still up but his tweet is vague anyways

>>42680363
Nah staff probably told him to delete it because of the emoji

>>42680728
yeah using her oshi sign was way more on the nose than the others

I apologize for doing this yume art while he's unwell. I just really miss him.

>>42681514
dont apologize, its super cute

>>42678326
I feel ya!

>>42681514
I miss him too... Seeing this right after waking up is both a blessing and a curse, I will now cry. It's really cute...

gay crossdressing petplay with vox akuma (public park bathroom)

>>42681514
TToTT cuteeee...I've been busy with work but I miss him too...

Scary movies and drunk chatting with demon!

I need someone else to bleed .
Suggestions ?

Demon live

Cute german demon

Awwww demon

>>42681514
cute! don’t worry anon, i have a feeling he’s currently having fun and getting a lot better

love members zatsudan so much

Demon being so cute, I love him

I am going to fuck my demon husband so bad

>>42685771
he seems to be touching grass, with how he's been way less online and tweeted from phone. hope he's doing better! i

(sigh occasionally i get some sense of uneasiness maybe because of what happened last dec...but i truly hope for the best!)

Scared demon so cute, I wanna cuddle and hug under a blanket

Awww demon

If demon supposed to be scary and dangerous why he so cute all the time

Demon stop making those noises I’m getting really high cute aggression

Fat cat

>>42687793
How we present ourselves and the monsters within differs person to person. Vox is a voice demon first and foremost, he charms you in like a Siren. Only then will the true terror begin as the fart reverbs get louder

>>42678511
ike is a snake

>>42688979
I'm going to wrap my arms around his cute waist from behind and squish his chubby little tummy and no matter how much he wriggles and whines that it's embarrassing I won't stop!

was vox just as scared watching skinamarink like when he was watching martyrs?

Hex please fix your noise gate... I can hear your family eating in the background

>>42690925
I think he intentionally has his high-pass set up that way to provide more bass and texture to his already deep voice. Of course it's retarded to do so, but here we are

>>42690990
yeah, but eq isn't noise gate...

>>42690590
Hug that fat cat and never let him go!

aw I thought milord was singing the parody one

>>42690768
he even said he would rather watch martyrs

>>42692662
the moment I watched that movie I knew milord HAD to watch it too

ah so it's kyo and ren going to the nijiexpo thing. someone please call him a wigger if you go

How’s demon’s chatting stream?

>>42693183
he just said he wants to jerk off

>>42678326
I was wondering why it feels like I haven't been able to watch him much lately and just remembered that this is why.....

>>42693210
So a good one, looking forward to the vod after work

>>42693183
very comfy

dios mio milord is dead

>i want a snack
you just had pizza you fat fuck

Mysta is whoring himself out on the streets holy cow https://twitter.com/Mysta_Rias/status/1623701899584102401

Mysta is homeless......

milord considering actually making an onlyfans if he could and doing actual drama cds on it if he did along with commissioning raunchy art for it.....

>>42692662
Oh shit. That scary huh. Now I kinda wanna member out of curiosity

my wide........doko..........

Vox...

MILORD'S PENIS SIZE.............

>8 tattoos

god I wish my oshi would talk about his cock and cum

Holy sexo I hope his new outfit looks something like this

>>42696009
I love a jacket with armpit access

>>42695878
i believe this slut has a womb tattoo AND a tramp stamp

uwwwooo milord talking about accidentally giving himself a facial

>>42695568
How long? I need something to fantasize about while I’m out doing work until I can get home and watch for myself…

>>42696009
feet..tummy....armpits....holy SEX !

>>42696099
He has that tacky "property of ___" as a tramp stamp

>>42696225
he said 8 inches

>>42696009
Alban's outfit showing skin fits him so well..slutty cat ToT

>>42696009
I don't know why I've just noticed this but almost everyone draws the boys with no armpit hair, does anyone here even like armpit hair?

>>42696327
whose property is he

>>42695954
same but my oshi's dick is too small he'd be so embarrassed

>>42696691
only baras look good with any body hair...but I feel like wife would look good with a happy trail and some armpit hair

>>42696691
I adore armpit hair and all I want is art of the boys sniffing each others pits but armpit hair looks out of place without hair in other places like forearms, leg, chest, happy trail... and the lads are quite twinkish. Fulgur fits the idea of a guy with body hair but his machine nature makes it hard to envision. Shu has muscles but he's Japanese. Ren is an alien, even though I like the idea of him with a happy trail because of his back hair... Next possible one is Luca but... I don't know... I'm autistic...

>>42696691
I love love love armpit hair. Armpit hair, thick pubes, and a happy trail are all my absolute favorites— chest hair and arm hair doesn’t do anything for me.

>>42695878
Wait did he really say this? I just woke up so i missed half of the stream

>>42696859
>>42697040
>>42697057
Does anyone have fanart with body hair? I feel like I've never seen any before.

>>42696805
I will worship Alban’s cute, tiny dick. Even better if he cries from overwhelm and humiliation during it but also begs me not to stop what I’m doing.

im not a body hair person because i just wanna latch my mouth onto them and suck suck suck!!! but i dont wanna get hair in my teeth

>>42697334
You’re weak. Just pull that floss out of your teeth and get back in there like the rest of us

>>42696747
Xsoliel because he's a communal whore
>>42697150
He did, I tuned in right as he started counting his tattoos.

>>42697334
But the smell is so nice... the appeal of sucking smooth pits is appealing though... licking and sucking Shu's pristine armpits... and he halfheartedly begs you to stop because he's laughing too much and getting hard

Hes getting Sentimental cute bby

>>42696403
Nta but i’m also at work and this will definitely get me through the rest of my shift. IMAGINE

>>42697291
Only ones with a bit of hair because, like that other anon said, people always draw the boys completely bare… I just want a Vox with bushy armpits, is that too much to ask?

i have an 8 inch dildo...time to have fun with it later

>>42697418
He really…
I missed the entire fucking stream…

Vox just sold a ton of 8 inch dildos and he didn’t even need to be sponsored

Hex…dont go

>>42697690

I just got here

>>42697653
If Ricky allows it Vox should totally accept a sex toy sponsorship, it'll sell like crazy.

sex with wife

>>42697820
Sexo

>>42697311
That's so him! I will be always grateful to alban for showing me how good femdom is TToTT

sonny sucking alban's shota cat penis

>>42696691
In the case of what you replied to, it wouldn't make sense on Alban since asides from his height he looks 12 years old. Fuuchan, Luca, Vox, Doppio and Hex I can see with it easily, maybe Mysta and Ren.

>>42698065
mysta definitely has a happy trail

>>42698044
La creatura

>>42698065
I still don't really see any art of those guys with body hair though, seems like everyone draws the anime boys completely hairless.

>>42698521
That's because anime boy art in general doesn't have body hair, just how society is. Unfortunately. I love body hair but am not too big of a fan of muscles

>>42698044
Long cat

>>42698652
That must be a struggle because only baras seem to get body hair.

>>42698521
Out of all of them I think I've only seen Vox and Luca drawn with anything other than a hint of pube. But those arts must be rare as fuck because trying to find any right now I'm coming up dry. If I recall right, Luca's said before that he doesn't grow much body hair so it's amusing that he's one of the ones that suits it most even if it's still only 0.1% of art. I don't mind it on the right guy at all but I'm not really into chest/back/leg hair. Pubes, happytrail and pits are erotic.

>>42698065
>Doppio
Not anymore, after liking the smooth balls he might get addicted and take everything off.

>>42696691
I have for better or worse realized that if drawn right I enjoy hairy pits (and pits in general) on 2d boys more than I'd thought

>>42699544
Imagine straddling him and shaving him until he's so smooth you could play curling on his stomach.

>>42698065
>Alban since asides from his height he looks 12 years old
he will never be a shota

>>42699544
god, can't believe i forgot about this doppio lore

>>42698065
luca is not an option ever since he's admitted he doesnt have any hair there or his chest, mysta does say he does so fanartists can go wild with that.

>>42699913
Alban is a shota that got put on the taffy-pulling machine as punishment for stealing, this real height would be 150cm is that tragedy hadn't happened. I encourage the rape of him as punishment for his misdeeds but this was too much. Poor tiny boy that he was will never be that height again.

my wife................uh...n..m...........

>>42700398
huh...

eroi

>>42701508
KEK

ALIVE

>>42703081
Sorry too busy thinking about my husband’s monster dong

>>42703081
dead

>>42703536
wife's soft warm tummy...

>>42703536
hot

panicking over milord's huge 8 inches and how the hell you're going to fit more than a third inside you...
milord cooing at you to take his 8 inches...
praising you for taking the tip, but he chuckles saying he's nowhere near enough inside of you..
embracing the pleasure that spreads throughout your body when he's fully inside you and you feel like you'll burst...

>>42703596
>>42704005

>>42699544
I need to gargle on his smooth nodes

Vod time

>>42704064
super hot

>>42704064
n-no...........

>>42704064
I want to be fuuchan so bad

>>42704064
wife needs a yandere so bad he wrote sexcat into one.... is noctyx going to take turns torturing him in his fanfic

sex with piochan

>>42704062
No wonder he likes seeing tummy bulge it means that someone fits him

I want to sit on lucas lap and play with his hands and have him get mad at me everytime I press on his sensitive fingertips

>>42698521
Fuuchan gets some scruffy art now and then, bless him.

>>42707371
bara art of himself is 100% his fap material

piochan about to save us from dead hours

piochan...

>>42704062
Him inviting you to straddle his hips and ride him for your first time with him so you can better control the depth, speed, and intensity. It stands imposingly huge between your thighs as you shift and get yourself adjusted— he thinks it’s cute how you assure him “you’re putting it in now— for real this time” over and over and over because he knows you’re not doing it so much to warn him, you’re doing it to psyche yourself up and prepare yourself for what you know will be an intrusive, overwhelming stretch. When you ask him “is it in?” when you’ve only got the tip inside you, it takes every inch of his willpower to not shove you down onto the rest of it so you can really feel it inside of you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTr6LPjv5fE
NINTENDO ONLINE SUCKSSSSSS, how does it still not have stadium. Piochan is playing Pokemon Snap instead!

>>42709354
pio..............

>>42706125
This schizo fuck triggers my ''so cute I want to just squeeze and beat it into submission'' instinct.

piochan's interested in playing new pokemon snap as well. my oshi

>>42709954
I still can't believe his nails are naturally black. what the fuck man

>>42710326
Maybe he's planning to incorporate that into his lore somehow? Bet he got inspired by Kuroshitsuji or something. Could be cool if he turns out to be part reaper or demon of some sort.

>>42698044
Someone needs to turn this gif into Alban

piochan is so silly

>>42710326
His nails are naturally black because he's dead and there's no blood flow.

I love Alban son much hope things get better soon..

god a whole week without the boys really is suffering

Is Kyo a dumbfuck…

>>42715871
don't bring main thread shit into here

>>42715871
Yes, but it's a medical issue he has disclosed before.

>>42715869
6 more days

>>42715934
Its a about a nenmen tho

>>42716186
>6 whole days
it's over

i-is shu okay

>>42716321
im starting to believe theyre back in japan again

>>42716371
sorry he passed out after our 8 hour long sex night

>>42715871
I don't watch him anymore but based

>>42716687
Kyo based for siding with the mob or ? Go back to twitter

>>42715871
Oh no… anyways

Everyone here is are twitter fags.l.i thought you guys were better

hide posts faggot

>>42716495
anon.........I don't think so....I think they just decided to take this week off anyways because why not

>>42716965
The double i is fucking hilarious
>I-I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE BETTER!!!

why is this dude being all petty here kek

i love you piochan for playing the most nostalgic games and going on about all the secrets you remember from them. i didn't think i would love you more and im happy you raided your own waiting room kek

Sonny’s phimosis cock…

>>42717092
please let me schizo, ike's tweet about walking and luca's tweets being sneaky "heh" and shu tweeting from mobile are driving me insane.

it's raining so I made a nice cup of mate tea while thinking about my wife (who I miss very much)

Dad is streaming in English again in 2 hours https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueUpYmMM_pw

>>42717246
they're in japan for the gay park orgy

>>42717418
MY NIGGA OLIVER

>>42716965
We are all from twitter. Fuck Zaion

>>42717591
based

>>42717591
Kek

>>42717197
in my mouth

>>42717687
Already in mine, sorry

We sould talk about the important things, like which boys can fit in picrel and which would get destroyed

>>42717791
which boys can fit in the darkness?

>>42717591
Dont group me with you faggot

>>42717845
Vox's 8 inch shlong

>>42717846
yeah this anon came from livejournal

>>42717791
Fit in his asshole?? His cock or their bodies????? Are they getting unbirthed?

>>42717897
i still dont believe him so this is not a discussion for me

An 8 inch….please dont make me laugh

>>42717897
Oh… well every guy is running a train on his hole

>>42718002
on a 178cm japanese body no less

>>42718002
He didn't say inches, for all we know it's 8 cm, after all they use metric

>>42718353
milord's micro dick..

>>42718075
He's tight virgin hole is not going to last 10+ rounds he needs to train with his brother first.

>>42718449
That's why he panicked when they said 8, he thought people knew he has an 8 cm dicklett.

STOP SAYING I HAVE A SMALL COCK IT'S VERY BIG

>>42718600
it's not about the size, it's about how you use it that matters r-right

>>42718676
Whatever you say Vox

it was better left unsaid, now i have to hear about either his micropenis or 8 inch long anaconda until he graduates

With you guys constantly bringing twitterfaggotry into this thread and siding with a woke mob destined to ruin someone’s career for harmless jokes, I see exactly why this place is turning into a shithole. Even the cock and ball torture people are better than you faggots.

board has been really weird this week

>>42718892
learn to hide posts next time

>>42718676
Shut the fuck up Alban

>>42718835
you would've heard about it regardless let's be honest

>>42718835
I feel like we were gonna find out eventually, it's up to you whether you think he's lying or not

>>42718835
He has a cute little peepee and it's perfectly fine!

unarchived membership stream were vox fucks a onahole next to the mic cums and ends stream and pretends it never happened

>>42719439
he can claim he's doing one of these but no one will know for sure
https://youtu.be/qUiDCyf6CGc

>>42719439
I'm honestly surprised Vox hasn't fulfilled the prophecy, you'd think we would catch him by now

>>42719507
how often do you listen to these that you had a link ready

>>42719439
If it's too short I'll make fun of him for being a minute man but also if it's too long I'll still make fun of him for being nervous.

>>42719606
KEK i searched onahole asmr because i knew it had to exist out there. i haven't listened to it in years but i was pretty into this guy who used his fingers on tenga, he had nice hands. i think his channel's gone though

>>42719886
one day a male vtuber whose niche is onahole asmr

I miss cutest fox detective

>>42720120
i tried looking for any reuploads and found this instead, how has it survived 8 months... vox asmr handcam stream where he fingerfucks a realistic pussy when
https://youtu.be/JZgoueIJrrw

>>42719507
those things look really fuckable

gato gordo y largo del sexo please come back

>>42718835
8 inch is big but it's not abnormally big tho...

>>42701508
Has anyone ever done a redline of his body shape

>>42721427
Anon, the average male penis when erect is like 5 and a half inches. It's vastly above average. Porn however has corrupted so many men and women that they expect everyone to be rocking pipe bombs for cocks

>>42720427
ive never wanted a stream more even if he lies about it, im not even a kindred

aster live https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cq0a2Qfh4oU

>>42722400
ASTERBAITERS RISE

>>42722400

>>42722400
yay

>>42722400
i cannot believe this is my second aster stream in as many days

>>42721427
anon, it's huge. it would be uncomfortable

>>42722400
i'm not that desesperate thanks

>>42718835
8 inch is bullshit. Also he left out the most important thing: Girth.

>>42722603
I love how main was like "We should just watch him sometime" and here we are. Dead hours and drama unites in unlikely places

>>42722711
I wonder if he meant 8 inches hard, or 8 inches soft. If hard, that's a little more understandable. And if he meant soft, I'd hate to know how big it gets when actually hard.

>>42722711
would be funny if it was 8 cm diameter and he's thinner than me

aster just said the thing

>>42721885
>>42722638
You guys really think so? I always had in mind that 17-20cm were big but that's it... just big. Nothing WOW. Above 20cm tho, it's porn or hentai stuff.

>>42722899
are you a virgin maybe

>>42722899
Bruh, even 15 cm is big that's half a fucking ruler 17-20 cm is looney tunes dick, I ain't touching that shit.

>>42723000
I only did blowjobs before...

>>42722787
main congregated around his stream because of a fucking bait post, started watching him ironically, and then his slow chat and gifted memberships wore them down... it's one of those lame "i'm going to fake date this person i hate, i'm definitely not gonna fall in love for real" plots.

>>42723095
i guess i can see how it doesnt seem that big compared to it going inside you but the average size is still huge even without thinking about girth

Aster's jump king stream is a deconstructionist masterpiece, the hours just melted away when I watched it

>>42723102
Anon x Aster, they're living out a fanfiction trope...

>>42723102
but I'm actually enjoying watching aster...

>>42723202
you need to be put down. i'm sorry anon

>>42723102
I can’t believe I made Aster gain viewers

>>42723164
Anon, you kinda made me afraid now KEK but yeah, I think it doesn't really compare to it inside you

>>42723095
>>42723164
If it's a gay male anon, I can also see why size wouldn't seem impressive. Some gay dudes have more meat than some people have for limbs. If you are a fem anon... Your poor cervix would not appreciate large sizes I promise you.

>>42723202
that's the part where you fall in love despite swearing to yourself you wouldn't. who's grooming who now?

>>42723341
you're fine as long as youre stretched properly before, its always going to hurt a little but its nothing horribly painful when done right.

>>42723387
Even an asshole has it's limits, a rectum is between 6-8inches any more than that your in colon town.

>>42723580
Oh for sure, but sizequeens aplenty in the LGBT space.

>>42723387
imagining my oshi hitting my cervix is just for fun, id rather never go through that again

>>42723387
as much as like that shit in fiction it doesn't translate to real life. on some days a 5-incher can hit your cervix.... it instantly ruins all the build-up. sometimes i wish i had a dick, masturbation would be so much simpler

god i'm so bored, I didn't realize wife made my days so much better uuuuuuuuu

>>42723634
I've seen a lot of gaping assholes, I know people like them ginormous.

>>42723704
Hentai has got men believing that women likes to get rammed in the cervix and that thet can shoot cum straight into the uterus like some kind of reverse bladder.

why are you like this aster

anal sex with shu (while he's angry)

Aster moaning

i miss luca, this break is taking forever to go by. it's only been 2 days

maybe it's just because i'm in a pretty bad place right now, but wow, i can't stop replaying and being emotional over deja vu

aster in a micro bikini

How do we break it to milord that his dick is inconvenient... bless his heart but man sex with him would be an ordeal every goddamn time. There is no quick, easy penetration with that thing. Blowjobs would be challenging, too... repetitive motion injury from giving milord a handjob. Finding toys that accommodate his size would be just a massive pain in the ass too. People think bigger is better, but let me tell you, a big dick ain't all it's cracked up to be.

Would be great to edge him though.

>>42727516
I hope tomorrow is a kinder day for you, anon.

it would be funny if one nenmen arcadian and a containment breaker kicked off aster turning his career around

>>42728035
one anon got me to watch uki more, its going to happen

>>42727816
holy sexoooo

>>42728317
he is starved for positive affirmation. you could easily train him into a praise kink

>>42727857
You fool, that's why he has a room full of kindreds ready to give him multi hand handjobs and all sorts of holes to try to fit into. Don't tell me you didn't get invited to the pleasure room!

dad live

kyo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-whtTHf55c

>>42729045
I have the feeling this one will get privated...

i love you dad

If Shu isn't back next week I will commit unspeakable crimes

its been so long since i watched a kyo stream

I miss my cute seiso boyfriend

>>42717418
He's basically on topic anyway. I appreciate him doing a stream for us, I've been studying JP so this is a lot of fun!! Prof love!

I can't stop watching that guy's anahole asmr videos it even made me find a cute boy masturbating

>>42729234
Retard Anon likes on his rm account don't mean he's going to start shit talking zaion as kyo

>>42732065
You what?

>>42732065
I know, I'm sorry I was just anxious lmao

>>42731814
i'm sorry anon, your recommendations are going to be fucked

Can someone normal do a rundown of what everyone is vagueposting about? I gave a look at the catalog but it's the typical clusterfuck and I don't know who's speculating and who's discussing actual events. Please have some porn for the trouble.

>>42733451
Kyo had bottom surgery anon…

>>42733451
check main bro

>>42733451
go to main and ctrl + f his name now no more spoonfeeding

>>42733451
kyo has ligma

>>42733626
He's going to become a cunt boy TOT

>>42733945
wasn't it hava?

>>42734241
Just like your mom

>>42734286
my mom is a cunt boy...?

>>42734409
giwtwm

>>42734409
Yes

>>42734286
mother's cunt...

>>42734452
>>42734464
ToT

>>42734286
go back

so many people have finally seen the light... my star

wife........

Albanyan might stream tomorrow... please.

I kinda miss snakeanon

>>42736793
me too...

>>42736793
i was literally thinking about his fuchan eggnog vocaroo right as i opened this thread

>>42736964
what the fuck happened to my screenshot...

>>42736964
Faggot

>>42722400
ASTERSWEEP

>>42736964
newfagchama........

>>42736793
i'm sure he's still in main, the split has gotten weirdly hostile lately. i was expecting ninianon to be told to fuck off yesterday

>>42737120
I'm not new...I'm just retarded

>>42737124
he was by one anon but hes sharing movies

>>42737124
who the fuck would say that to ninianon

but i really do feel like these threads have increased in hostility these past few weeks...we have had like ongoing yabs this whole month lately so not only theres tourists but also we're already tensed up

>>42737221
mintfag........you're so cute when you're stupid

>>42736793
i dont, he still lurks here and keep it that way. i dont need to know when hes here with his hissing every post

>>42737221
cute dummy sheep

>>42737285
I think him, that one dragoon and ninianon are ok because they follow the rules.....

>>42737336
There's a dragoon? Wtf are they doing here?

>>42737336
i liked his vocaroos and his little greetings and his wrestling autism and the surveyposting he'd do...it's his fault ren went so far in wrestlesanji but im sure he made the one renvader very happy

>>42737336
thats cool. still dont care for him and hes the one who let himself get bullied out in the first place.

>>42737450
he was here trying to get a birthday gift for his sister because she's a yaminion, nothing wrong with that

>>42737223
what newfag doesn't recognize ninianon
>>42737243
the same retards who told snakeanon to fuck off. sure hate thread celebrities or whatever but he kept on topic and didn't shit on any of the boys.

>>42737455
i'm still mad about that ren. god damn he was too op and fucked piochan up....

>>42737549
snakeanon didnt like luca

>>42737247
>>42737299
I can't beat the retarded allegations now, can't I...maybe eating mintchoc did melt my brain

>>42737247
>>42737299
I can't beat the retarded allegations now, can't I...maybe eating mintchoc did melt my brain

>>42737630
but he didn't shit on him did he

>>42737630
he didnt but he never shat on him

>>42737630
I think the person who shared the wrestlers they made /here/ and said they didn't understand why people liked him was another anon. And even if he doesn't, people are allowed to have preferences.

>>42737650
come here mintfag i'll feed you some delicious choco ice cream instead

>>42737508
Awww that's sweet of him, what did he settle on in the end?

>>42737630
I think the person who shared the wrestlers they made /here/ and said they didn't understand why people liked him was another anon. And even if he doesn't, people are allowed to have preferences.

>>42737724
pretty sure those two are the same people, you're allowed but he was poking at it when lucubs were already on edge about luca being gone which set off others telling him to fuck off.

>>42737759
I think he said he was going to learn how to sew to make pape outfits for her?

>>42737724
pretty sure those two are the same people, you're allowed but he was poking at it when lucubs were already on edge about luca being gone which set off others telling him to fuck off.

>>42737630
and i have a few boys i don't like either, as many anons here surely do as well, it's not a crime. we have 16 of them now, it's bound to happen.

>>42736117
Auban...

keep copying you fuck

>>42737909
keep copying you fuck

>>42737751
I don't hate chocolate icecream, it's nice it's just not my favourite.

>>42737977
underage twitfag

>>42737977
underage twitfag

>>42736793
Snakeanon I miss you, you keep discussions on-topic and you don't shit up the thread. I unironically don't care about your intentions because you're cool and nice.

so the spam retard hates snakeanon hmmmmmmmmmm

>>42737977
underage fagtwit

i still think this luxiem 1yr vid is so cute
https://youtu.be/WX4PrF58Q9U

>>42738195
oh i never watched this one

snakeanon don't come back, i dont want to hear you cry about failing auditions again

>>42738101
Brisket snakeanon isn't Sonny, you have to let it go but truthfully, I also miss snakeanon

>>42738195
time to rewatch it, its pretty cute and well-made

>>42738255
EL GATO

>>42737814
>he was going to learn how to sew to make pape outfits for her
Where can I get a little brother like this? My little brother tries to trick me into deez nuts jokes every single time we talk to each other.

wife uploaded the lo-fi version of his orisong to membership and i didn't know...

snakeanon poll because im curious https://strawpoll.com/polls/wAg3AAD8Ky8

>>42738361
is your brother luca?

>>42738378
how it's been 2 fucking days

>>42738443
no notifs and i always forget to check the membership tab... an anon complaining about that in main reminded me to check

>>42738562
I got notifs tho....

>>42738418
Well, he is a super zoomer who has an active irl life, extroverted, and is super "mean". I think he likes jalepeno kettle chips more than cheddar pringles though

>>42738638
my notifs for wife have always been fucked, essentially useless, and he's the only one i have them on for

Rate Each Ren Expression
https://youtu.be/ThF6H-bWkOg

>>42738791
can't believe luca's older brother is in this thread with us

>>42678639
DJ doesn't fit any of them that well because there isn't a "talented fuck up who tries their best" house

>>42737243
at the end of the day, you got to remember that /vt/ is really /holo/ and any yab going on for niji is free food for them. take breaks from this board, anons, it's a hellscape and i'm saying that as someone who spends extensive time in goddamn /vp/.

what a nice start of 2023 right fellas can't wait for next month......

>>42738982
I loooove shit posts

can't wait for the art this will generate
https://twitter.com/KyoKanek0/status/1623915207595814912

>>42738982
2023 and my oshi has barely streamed these past 2 months, im going to kms

at least we have noctyx one year anni this month

>>42739155
tsun tsun

>>42739161
quillminion?

>>42738957
nobody really fits into any house because Rowling is bad at world building and the houses basically boils down to Brave(Main character), Smart , Evil(racist) and Yellow.

>>42739512
Maybe it's a yuguy

>>42739222
I don't care if they don't do anything big I just want them together

I got gifted Pio memba. Does he use it?

>>42739226
Got this as well, but the only thing here that matches me is that i hold grudges and I'm an introverted attention seeker

>>42739631
live asmr drama cd reading this saturday. will be totally speaker friendly

Day over thank god

>>42739512
>>42739548
one of these is half right

>>42739625
noctyx 12 hour plate up stream coming soon

mama mia holy moly

>>42739812
you ever think about those fingers inside of you

>>42739812
>no nipples
where do I get my milk now.....

>>42739861
All the time yes, I dream of him fingerrailing me from behind while his other hand forces his fingers into my health

>>42739808
>plate up
AIEEEEE

>>42739808
that would be really fun to watch

i like how main is a dumpster fire but we're all here gently horny and missing the boys on break. peace and quiet is nice.

>>42739942
My bad, here

yaminions, shu has a honkai sponsored stream

>>42740001
Don't jinx it

piokuma thoughts

>>42739989
plate up is fun...

>>42740111
piokuma balls

*cums on his face *

>>42739861
Yes, and I bet they're hard, cold, and dexterous

>>42740045
i don't care about gacha but i'll watch for shubert...

>>42740202
whenever i read the hanzi i chuckle

>>42740111

>>42740246
i think its a collab with jp senpais so thats something, i dont know when his exact stream is but i saw him in the promo video feesh tweeted

>>42740254
do you mind translating, anon? i'm curious and useless at other languages.

>>42740254
红包拿来 he's a whore for money