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LOVE my hardworking cute whore little brother alban !
sonny puzz !
https://puzzle.aggie.io/A1icwv

I love/miss my fatherbrotherhusband!!!! Please stream tomorrow...

fat cat

miss wife……………

ike hatw whwre ike

>>42628814
this is so fucking cute. mysta love!!!

if you wanna get horny again, looks like piochan will be uploading his vampire drama cd by itself later today (totally speaker friendly)

me and my mommy wife

new briskovid sex
https://poipiku.com/183735/8281182.html

>>42629214
thanks for my life

He sees me

>>42629114
Good, guess Im watching it with familythis time around!

woke up to voxs nintendog fuckup...hes so dumb i love him

>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAaaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

wuca love! day 2
i had a dream anime impulse announced iluna joining with all 6 members but they added luca and said "Aster's Support". so, he was just on a seperate screen helping aster talk to fans and that's how we found out aster is terrified of talking to his fans for some reason.

>>42630440
>luca is /NijiEN/'s stand-in
too many layers of irony

News:
Valentine's Day VP and God releases Feb 7: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1622777163748458496
Luxiem Anniversary Merch in Animate locations Feb 10: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1602531258386587649?s=20&t=6coeFPD1_QMieTfbxfsfSQ
Luxiem UFO Catcher Plushies: https://twitter.com/seganewsnavi/status/1619968811901550595
Iluna x Ensky Hbby Merch: https://twitter.com/Ensky_Hobby/status/1622430084715126785
Outfit status: 2 weeks

Merch on sale:
TCB Luxiem Artbook: https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/fromagee/detail/detail.php?product_id=1627547
Vox Nendo Preorders (Jan 5-Feb 15): https://www.goodsmileus.com/product/nendoroid-vox-akuma-9880
Noctyx Manekineko Collab (Until Feb 26): https://www.animate.shop/collections/nijisanji-en-vtuber-group-noctyx-x-manekineko-collab-merch
Iluna 6 months

BOB(boys on break):
Ike (until feb 16)
Luca (Until feb 15)
Uki (Feb 8-15)
Fulgur
Alban (1 week)
Shu (?)

>>42630440
aster needing an emotional support himbo...

i miss demon

I miss my wife..............

I'm trying to be sane and do other stuff but I badly miss Shu I started sulking and tearing up. I thought I was over this. It's so surprising that his absence didn't make me stray away but is a actually doing the opposite.

Dear Heavenly Father, thank you because I know that it is your will for me to live life and to live it abundantly. Though you have set the option of life or death before me, and you urge me to choose life.

This warms my heart and gives me hope when I have no reason to stay hopeful. It gives me the assurance that you love and care about my well-being.

So I ask that you take over my thought process and fill it with reasons to want to live.

In Jesus’ name, Amen.

>>42632262
poor yaminion, maybe he'll finally come back when the other boys do on the 15th

>>42631773
I hope he gets a lot of cool announcements at the direct today

>>42632394
baamen

Vox literally has a asmr about work place sexual harassment….luxiem sister go die

>>42633279
wrong thread, anon?

I want to grab piochan's cock while he's sleeping and play with it

>>42633414
This but my oshi

>>42633279
He made like 3 anon which one?

>>42633393
Stop replying to catalogfags

>>42633279
wrong thread no one cares

>>42633393
the copypaste shitposter mixed up his tabs

Ignore tourists and post sex.

i wish i'd get workplace harassed by this man

none of this would happen if aster completed playing jump king

QRD on aster?

Luxiem comfort orgy while on break!

>>42633279
wrong thread no one cares

>>42633709
Sometimes my mind drifts to Vox chikan where he’s feeling me up and fingering me on a crowded train and I’m completely powerless to stop him

>>42633913
Holy sexo

>>42633709
Sometimes my mind drifts to Vox chikan where he’s feeling me up and fingering me on a crowded train and I’m completely powerless to stop him

>>42633988
Holy sexo

i wish i still had the screenshot of anon asking if she should listen to the Vox blowjob ASMR and 3 kindred replied within 15 seconds asking which one

i wish i still had the screenshot of anon asking if she should listen to the Vox blowjob ASMR and 3 kindred replied within 15 seconds asking which one

>>42634098
Kek I remember that. I might have it somewhere way down in my gallery

>>42634129
Kek I remember that. I might have it somewhere way down in my gallery

>>42632394
baamen... thankyou wife for the one stream and the date with alan... i now have something to look forward too this long cold week...

>>42632694
>>42634195
Oh shit I just realised I didn't change amen to baamen...

>>42632394
baamen, can't wait until he comes back....

>>42633414
playing with his dick cause there's nothing else to do while he's spooning you fast asleep

>>42634295
gasp, what blasphemy! it's probably just your delirium and i pray that wife's guiding light will lead you to salvation

gato gordo del sexo please come back I'm slowly turning into a schizo

>>42634817
If wife doesn't come back soon I really am going to off myself

>>42635229
prayer circle anon... not like this... suicide is a cardinal sin... please do not sacrifice your mortal body from wife's saving grace...
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1msZAoh8ir0

>>42635543
I just want to rest, life is too hard why can't I just become a corpse and get eaten by worms. Wife is the only light in my life and he's isn't even streaming right now.

>>42632394
baamen

>>42635964
same... i have nothing much to offer you but i hope you find peace anon. i'm counting the days when i see wife again and that itself is my current reason for waking up today...
i've been rationing his vods but i hope he'll be back before i get desperate and watch the simulacra one...

>>42636522
I have my episodes every now and then, I'll be fine in a couple weeks or months and hopefully wife would be back by then because even when I'm sad he alway cheers me up.

dead

>>42638117
Alive!

>>42636268
theyre back. post the boys in red if you got em

>>42638117
I'd rather have this than whatever is happening right now

I need Shu to fuck my ass. while he's pissed, of course

>>42638846
i read this very wrong

>>42638913
some people like that too

>>42638689
Based ver poster. Anyways, Cat lewds good.

>>42639032
true they do

>>42639128
dont ban me, shu has male presenting nipples

Niji wouldnt dare suspend my oshi, its good knowing antis will never touch him

>>42638913
he can piss inside me I don't mind

>>42639173
I've gotten warnings or a ban several time for posting my wife's tits

>>42639367
I got banned for posting shota wife but he had no pants on because his lower half was sheep.....

>>42639250
in your ass?

>>42639367
wife has female presenting nipples, he lactates

>>42639437
yeah

>>42638846
>fuck my ass
Anal sucks. I don't understand the appeal.

>>42639509
my gspot is up there

>>42639468
based

>>42638378
Stop shilling your dead thread here

>>42639509
we do have male anons here, they dont have another hole to use

>>42639509
you going to magick anon a second hole?

vod watching, I love my stinky gamer bf that is mildly upset that his funny dog game didn't work! He had pretty good foresight to get the ds version the day before.

>>42639788
My yume image didn't attach so have a soup vox instead

>>42639637
I thought he was a female anon... In that case, I understand but I was talking about women who love anal

>>42639509
Obviously for men it’s the only option so that + prostate is the appeal for them, but as far as women go, anal intensifies any vaginal and clitoral stimulation so that in and of itself makes it worth it for me. Seriously though, just having a buttplug in your ass while you’re having your pussy fucked makes everything feel so much stronger even when the buttplug isn’t being played with/pushed on/etc. Just having it sit there makes the vaginal stimulation feel so much more intense, doubly so if your ass is actually, actively being fucked or played with. You’ll come so hard you cry, piss, or both.

>>42639919
i'm female. i like anal because why not? if shu is mad at me he would fuck me with no lube at all too

worry not fellow sheeps, wife will always be here for us
https://twitter.com/gems_julez/status/1623301266544771072

>>42639509
I was not excepting anal to get the timeloop treatment but sure

>>42639113
you got a cute and hardworking cat right there

i hope piochan tweets another one of his schizo thoughts and ignores this mess

>>42640132
I mean it's a much nicer topic to loop than the other ones we have

>>42639405
I get banned for male nipples but this is fine
>>42639455
Men can also lactate

>>42640204
Cat?

>>42640111
man his rigging was so shit. it still is but this is barely a moving png that blinks now and then. i hope they somehow redo the rigging for his entire face with his outfit

>>42640355
You dont want him to support his gen mate?

>>42640355
i like to imagine it'll be so wrapped in kayfabe, it'll go over most people's heads.

>>42640517
True! It's amusing, I was just surprised

>>42640204
Thank you villion! Your oshi is really cute too! I should watch his streams more I love soft boys ToT

>>42640728
He could just straight up say a student council member is now in jail for manslaughter for shooting and evaporating an evil spirit and we're trying to get her out of jail right now so that's why she can't stream.

>>42640728
piochan's mind works in mysterious ways...

>>42640639
I wonder if cat's pp is that long too

>>42640639
oh, nevermind

>>42640823
don't know if i can say he's soft, but he's definitely cute

Hex do a random stream please, we technically didnt get a stream today….

>>42639509
reminds me of my cousin having to go to the doctor two different times cause her asshole was falling out after anal

and she still keeps doing it

>>42642143
skill issue

>>42642143
based, but i heard if you do too much anal you end up shitting yourself

god I love older man. why did wife turn me into this....

>>42642143
Not the relapse after prolapse

sucking albans nipples until he cums

>>42642576
my age gap with wife is too small for him to satisfy my hunger for older men.... i wish we could get a 40+ ojisan in EN

>>42641988
He's hates us....

>>42643228
40 year old ojisan....w-wow....

>>42643228
I honestly feel like 35 is the limit for people who getting into streaming because any older than that people are already kind of settling down, they don't want an unpredictable job. The next age group is probably older grandpas 65+ who does it for fun

Cute

>>42643423
I dunno, there's a lot of people out there old enough but their lives are boring as shit. Streaming might sound fun for them, even if it's for a couple of years only

>>42643630
If only we can get Paul R. Ericson our stock market liver, he's 40 and a fail business man.

>>42643361
that's about how old he'll have to be for at least some wrinkles and a significant enough gap in life experience.
>>42643423
EN has accelerated hard, when will it settle down so we can get part-time people like in JP. then you could totally hire some married dude with a kid or two, whether he makes it part of his kayfabe or not

>>42644048
EN Gwelu, I kind of want that desu it'd be pretty cute to hear his wife in the background cooking or his baby breaking into the stream room kek. Bonus point if he does the troll marriage reveal as well.

>>42643515
Luca loves Mysta

AI hate, I don't want to do math, so I can improve my Ike by 0.05 percent.

>>42644141
anything that could break the mold. i want a shota and bara too, but ultimately that change is just skin-deep if the person inside is another 20something guy raised on the internet.

>>42644489
>no glasses
You can improve it by 100 percent if there were glasses

>>42644759
He looks very cute with glasses, but the AI is shit at the eyewear straps.

Where is my debi/shiba tier en boy. Give me a creature

>>42644549
I honestly think they need to hire somone older who is a normie or normie passing, like an office worker or something because I'm kind of tired of zoomers, hell pull a nagao and hire a stuntman.

Limmy confirmed for the gamer wave as your normalfag middle aged family man

>>42645054
Finally a real scottishman with a thick accent

>>42644921
Would there even be an audience for a little creature? The EN audience seems to favour ikemen, I kind of want a rat kek, like a literal rat not anthropomorphic rat.

>>42645166
Furries exist

>>42645188
Furries like animal that has people like features not literal animals

>>42645234
I wish I was like you

>>42645234
what furry has people like features other than they can stand on two feet

>>42644968
paul ericsson should be real

>>42645313
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh tits checkmate

>>42645313
sometimes they don't stand on two feet either...... anyways, kuroblood model when?

>>42645297
Welp you like animals I guess, I'm not the furry judge like what you like.
>>42645313
They don't look like the actual animals do, like for a rabbit they'll have front facing eyes and less prominent nose, the ears are placed incorrectly, small things. I suppose saying they're human like isn't correct it's more like they're not accurately animal like.

>>42645567
I more meant that there are furries that just fuck animals but you have a point too

>>42645621
I don't think furries want to actually fuck animals, those are just crazy people.

>>42645350
The more I think about paul r ericson it's starting to feel like we're talking abouts Gary V but as a vtuber.

>>42644759
Good enough.

Is anyone streaming later….

>>42639509
https://old.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/17c8oa/i_23m_just_discovered_prostate_stimulation_and_i/?context=3
For some people, once you start, you just can't stop. (I know it's reddit but this post is one of the funniest things I've ever read, it's worth it.)

>>42647929
manifesting this for vox he deserves it after a hard 400 year life

>>42647882
piochan will be blowing you in an hour (if you are a trombone)

>>42647882
doppio, kyo, aster, ren and ver

fulgur in pomu's stream

>>42648049
He dosen't shit about ass stuff he needs someone to teach him.

NIJISANJI EN CAN NOW PARTICIPATE IN KOUSHIEN, THE GAME IS IN ENGLISH NOW

>>42648251
WIFE CRUMBS

>>42647929
This is actually really hot wtf

>>42648982
Dont they already participate?

wife is nintendo's bitch....

>>42648982
You know nobody would (I would)

>>42649233
They can actually be coaches now since they can understand the game

>>42649279
Can you explain koushien to me? I thought it was AI controlled?

i'm so excited for wife to stream a whole week of zeldatsudan again!! so comfy!!!

>>42639128
>blue poop
>green nipple
shu needs to see a doctor

>>42649376
nta but before the actual tournaments we see, all the coaches have streams where they create their team members and also train them before the big game. once it's the big game, it is all AI controlled but they have to build them to have something to go off of. it's like creating a sim with personality traits and then putting it on auto pertaining to those traits.

>>42649536
anon that's not green...

>>42649410
I miss him so much, please come back soon or I'll have to commit die.

>>42649536
Colour blind anon...

POWERPRO IS 99 CENTS THEY CAN JUST GET IT

no.........wife.............don't go..............

>>42649376
You play as a coach of a school baseball team. The event rules are as following: You have three years to build and teach your team in game, which requires HOURS of pre and a great understanding of the systems in-game. However some events are completely random and can change how players develop. One of the random in-game events legit can have a student die via a hit and run, another could move countries. On the flipside, one might befriend a famous player from a prior game and get giant stat buffs. In order for the livers to be more attached to the players development per-year, you have to name them after other members. JP will typically draft 10 names and the rest are randomly assigned to you. Hence why some teams end up with way more EN reps than others. In the first appearance for EN, Pomu (who was sick and returning from her treatment) won the tournament via a Homerun. Last year saw Vox become a very popular pitcher and Luca as a fantastic base stealer

Twitter is fucking imploding, everyday feels like a count down until the site dies, where the fuck am I going to get all my fanart now Elon musk you faggot, can someone assassinate him already

>>42649993
I wanna make a Niji team... I want them to go ALL THE WAY!

>>42650108
its fixed now

>>42650370
Some should still kill Elron Muskrat though, I hate him.

>>42650508
im sure someone is working on it

https://twitter.com/ike_eveland/status/1623456075000471552
ike tweeting to the void was pretty funny

>>42650316
Sadly Konami has done yet another PES and is only selling the base build mode, which lacks these extra features. Only single play and verses. So you'll have to either buy the older build on a JP switch account or emulate it. I'd highly suggest the PS2 titles. Funny to think this little game got me into Niji

>>42651025
Fucking konami... I'll have to check it out though!

>>42648049
I'm convinced that if Vox tried it he'd wind up like drumsticker. Man just has the vibes of someone who's 100% uncomfortable with anal until he tries it and then he has an existential crisis over how much he's into butt stuff.

>>42649078
I have a fetish specifically for men experiencing anal for the first time and ruining themselves for life over how much they need to get filled and fucked.

>>42651286
Yeah, typically they sell the "base" with like one or two modes. Then announce the DLC to add the remaining features back for nearly double the price of what the base game would have been. But it's only $1 so give it a crack

10 HOURS WITH WIFE EVERYDAY
https://twitter.com/Fulgur_Ovid/status/1623459546273353728

he's so cute today god i miss him

>>42644206
Best homies

Simply, I want to have sex with him.

>>42651513
HNNGGGGG 10 HOURS OF RAW SEX WITH WIFE

>>42651392
It's even better if it's straight men trying anal. Seeing how cute and submissive they can get it's fucking hot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UaCOLMlM48
piochan blowing (you)

piochan on da telly

>>42652225
>>42652226
we are

>>42646955
Sex with Ike. Also, I think it's funny that the AI thinks his turtleneck is a collar.

>>42652381
What Ai program did you use?

>>42652557
https://github.com/AUTOMATIC1111/stable-diffusion-webui

>>42652381
Have another image from the exact same prompt. This is clearly what Ike is doing on break. https://files.catbox.moe/rg9e4i.png

>>42652784
Dios mio why is it growing out like that

>>42652153
Favorite thing is watching a guy's assumptions about himself shatter in real time. Honestly, I think it's healthy to go out of your comfort zone like that. A lot of us have depths we're not even aware we possess, you just have to open yourself up to finding them. Who do you think would take to it best, aside from Vox?

>>42652931
It's an affliction common to all AI men, debates rage on whether it's better than no dick at all.

>>42653037
AI cracks me up. I always look at the number of fingers before anything else

>>42653071
I love it when the fingers just start merging into something else. Yes, people do have only 3 fingers which are permanently merged into their phone.

>>42653171
Let’s hold hands, anon!

it's really comfy hearing piochan talk about his thoughts on the nintendo direct

I love this weird man so fucking much. Best Niji hire in ages.

>>42653267
Kyaa!
Man, I wish this shit was faster to generate.

>>42653033
I totally agree. I can see fulgur and alban being ok with it or at least that's the vibes they give to me uh.. maybe doppio too?

>>42654309
i mean, the way wife reacted to scarle saying she was gonna shove her staff up his ass... and telling the girls about how guys need lube... i really need that 3D sex ed class with bonus live demonstrations

>>42648049
Doesn't Mysta already have his foot in this door? We can manifest Mysta convincing Vox to try some out on a livestream

It makes me so ashamed to see Twitter Mystakes shitting on Zaion so hard for her rape joke.
Not only are rape jokes Mystake culture /here/, but Mysta's made rape jokes in the past as well.
I know for a fact he'd support Zaion through this. Especially after alluding to supporting Kotoka after the retard controversy.
I wish some of his fans could see that.

>>42654540
i think it's already a given that underage twittertrannies are clipfags and you shouldn't trust a thing they spew out

>>42652381
Alright, last ones for now, unless anyone wants anything.
https://files.catbox.moe/f1omnm.png
https://files.catbox.moe/i0jnez.png

>>42654540
Every single of the boys' fanbase is worse on twitter. If they all learned to shut up the boys would be having way less stress rn

Sorry, didn't realize Hex's Phogs VOD got privated. CAT BOY AND DOG GIRL PLAY VIDEO GAME-dhvW6xEhcKY https://gofile.io/d/A5iH7z

didn't expect a pseudo karaoke stream, thank you piochan

>>42654540
I don’t care

>>42654540
You should've already accepted that they live in a fantasy world, just look at how quildren act despite their 'oshi' having Saya no Uta on his fucking debut.

>>42654540
mysta voice ah well you did something retarded but it's ok they'll forget about it by next month. just keep streamin and stop lying to management and you'll be fine

>>42654540
Twitterfags don't watch streams.

Missing hex…

When are they going to spitroast me... when, I ask

>>42656419
BASED

KEK
https://twitter.com/KidneyJ_J/status/1623281724015915009

>>42654416
Fulgur's pretty open about his sexcapades after mentioning that time he had to go to the doctor for ice burns on his junk, so I'm sure of anyone he's probly done things. Alban... I feel like he'd fool around. As for Pio-chan it's fully 50/50 that he's done everything or nothing. Everything is extremes with Doppio, bless him.

>>42654442
Mysta's said recently (I can't remember what stream) he's not currently interested in exploring that. I think whatever he tried he wasn't into... anal can be tricky, and it can take practice to find what works for you, but if he isn't interested in putting in the time that's fair, too. Much as I think everyone could benefit from trying new things, it's just as fair if something isn't up your alley.

>>42654994
Ike has been trying to get perms to stream fucking Huniepop for almost a year now and the evolutionary backwash on twitter still think he's an uwu pure baby. If I was him I'd honestly do a month of nothing but Vox-tier ASMR to try and run them off if it was me. It sounds exhausting.

>>42657202
Comfydants keep giving the good stuff

>>42657249
>the time he had to go to the doctor for ice burns on his junk
i swear i only missed the mr saito stream, what

>>42657249
I am 100% sure Fuuchan has gotten fucked before, the cat probably has had a few fingers up there.

>>42654540
Okay but people speculating that she got suspended because of a rape joke is delusional, it's a Japanese company she probably was repetedly disrespecting the managers or something.

>>42657731
>I am 100% sure Fuuchan has gotten fucked before
he's bisexual, what did you expect? gonna tell us water is wet next?

>>42657417
Oh this was months and months back, I honestly do not remember what he was playing. Maybe Heavy Rain? Detroit? It was around that time.

thanks for the trombone stream and the random karaoke during it!
everyone remember his totally speaker friendly vampire drama cd will be available for your streaming pleasure in about 30 mins.
good luck recording and looking forward to another batsu game tomorrow

>>42658027
oh, that was probably... one of the streams during which i periodically dozed off. happened a lot with yakuza and ffxiv too. maybe i should do my reps now that he's on break

>>42658127
Oh thank god, I need to go download it when it's done so I can compare how sexo it is to my husband

Very scruffy demon https://twitter.com/shibhy_pyon/status/1623493785584914433?s=20

post work stress so shu pls come back with the borger soon and sex the stress out of me

>>42657962
I'm just saying sex between two men doesn't always have to involve penetration, but he has definitely been penetrated.

>>42659413
he's a whore for cock of course he got some up his ass before

>>42658867
sexo

>>42659485
You think he's ever been in an orgy, I can see him being down for a three, four, five, six whatever some.

>>42659696
100%. He probably also got fisted

>>42659696
he compared the number of men he takes in a night to how many fit inside a bus... that wetherspoons saw a lotta business and not the kind it expected

>>42659413
https://youtu.be/VEb1zZjlzws?t=128
the way he sounded so disappointed in his past self for being a horny streetrat fucking with his own spit and skinny dipping with ojisans.... i wish he didn't get cut offed... i wish to hear more of his sexcapades

Ver https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFSsBAfabkE
Also Pio Drama CD Premiere https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1vNKpr_hQQ

>>42660440
>it's like sex underwater
he's had sex in a pool. he was probably a secret party whore in college, i shoulda known when he said he was in med

>>42659413
People underestimate the sexiness of frottage, for real. Intracrural, docking, even mutual masturbation, there's so much fun you can have without the ass. Including the ass is also good, but you have plenty of options (anal can take so much time and prep, sometimes a quickie old fashioned is just more manageable.)

doko

>>42661167
I know all about the wonders of frottage because my gay friend just won't stop talking about how good it is kek

Has Kyo played Danganronpa before? He's surprising perceptive.

>>42662365
the game's like half as old as he is and exceedingly weeb, i doubt it

daily breeding sex with luca

i couldn't resist and watched 5 minutes of the zatsu portion of wife's saitou stream.... seeing him in motion with the mommy asset is bad for my heart i'm grinning like a fucking idiot

Luca's manager is a girl? when did he say this?

I MISS MY WIIIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>42664580 (me)
nevermind. it was actually just a copy pasta

is it true that ike is a lolicon? i need to know

>>42664580 (me)
nevermind. it was actually just a copy pasta

>>42665038

I can still hear his voice in my dreams sigh

>>42665057
I didn't mean to reply, sorry. >>42665074

>>42665057
I didn't mean to reply, sorry. >>42665074 #

>>42665074
i don't know why this reply to that question made me laugh as hard as it did

Femanons, I hate to bother ya but could you possibly help me out with a commission? I'm looking for some ideas for cute clothes you might wear on a date. I'm commissioning another elipomu piece but am clueless as to what two girls would wear on a date at a park.
Also on a different note I'm thinking about doing a puss in boots 2 watchalong sometime tomorrow evening my time. I'll post about it tomorrow when it's happening.

Thanks!

>>42665934
i have never been on a date. but i'd probably wear my cutest dress. i think i'd spent more time on hair and makeup, though. puss in boots 2 sounds fun, i'll try to tune in

>>42665934
I wear anything black, can't help you man

>>42665074
holy sexo i just realized it's fuuchan's hand

>>42665934
Echoing other anons, but I think this kind of outfit is cute

>>42666253
Commissioning livers in different hairstyles is always hard because I feel like it might take away from them, but I will consider it since Valentine's is kinda special! Thank you
>>42666317
Black is a nice color, I love darker colors myself, but I guess maybe black is a bad choice for Valentine's day? Idk much about fashion unfortunately

>>42666696
Oh my god that's adorable. I love it. I am stealing this, thank you

>>42665934
hmm cute clothes could be frilly dresses or overalls or shorts and an off the shoulder flower top. i think playful floral prints fit the best for clothes on a park date. looking forward to the movie tomorrow!

>>42666739
Frilly dresses sound cute. Maybe I'll have one in a frilly dress and one in the outfit that the other anon posted!

How I post image on here

>>42667131
Anon?

>>42666740
Good luck with your comms anon. Always thought it was sweet how often you get them

>>42666706
i don't style my hair too much, just curl the ends so it looks fluffier while it's usually flat and straight. maybe a simple change like a ponytail? too bad it's too early for spring/summer release, otherwise i'd just link you the GU dress section for inspo.

>>42667340
Beautiful picture but god the anatomy is kind of killing me those hips look dislocated.

>>42667131
Do you want me to google it for you, friend?

>>42665934
I went through my closet and found the pictures for everything again to help out, hopefully you like these! I think a shirt like this (perhaps in light blue or white; I own it in this pink) would look really nice on Elira, esp with her shorter hair. Since the top is loose and flowy, I pair it with skinny high-waisted jeans and a belt— white jeans would look really nice with this top in blue and vice versa. Cuff the ankles and wear with some chunky heeled sandles— for light blue and white, light brown or sandy tan shoes would look really nice. For me, fashion is all about balance, so you could absolutely go with a necklace as well since the neckline on the top is so low. I’ll reply to myself again with an idea for Pomu

>>42667711
Google useless

>>42667797
i can absolutely imagine elira in an off-shoulder top and jeans or short

>>42667797
So personally I would like this skirt more if it had one slit in the back middle rather than two in the front because it’s more discreet that way but it doesn’t really matter. Ditsy floral is something I own a shitton of so I felt like I had to include at least one thing here— I usually wear this with a white turtleneck or a white cami + a loose light brown cardigan. Again, since I think about fashion in terms of balance, a baggier top works with a pencil skirt like this— you know those cropped baggy sweaters girls like? I think a white one would look really nice with this but sadly I don’t own one. If you do a high neckline ie a turtleneck, having Pomu’s hair up in a ponytail would look really nice. I try to pair high necklines with updos and low necklines with loose-flowing hair, whether straight or curled but that’s definitely just me. Sorry to be so autistic about this but I love fashion, makeup, and nail stuff lol

>>42667340
Thank you!
>>42667622
I'll keep that in mind, a simple ponytail can go a long way in changing up things, I was kinda thinking about a piece I saw a long time ago with her hair kinda poofy but I'm not sure if I'm perhaps remembering the piece wrong
>>42667797
That is pretty cute. Don't worry too much if you can't think of anything off the top of your head, my artist is from Indonesia so it's not a rush!
>>42668000
I kinda like that idea

>>42667968
Try clicking on things anon, you can do it.

>>42668009
No need to apologize at all! I love listening to people talk about their interests and I came here asking for advice so I don't mind you giving me exactly what I asked for!! Thank you for your help!

>>42668009
i need this anon to do my closet for me so im more feminine

>>42668105
Good luck with your commission!!! If you have any other questions, I’d love to help!

>>42668040
You got the tar

>>42668009
>>42668024
i was just about to suggest pomu in a ponytail

>>42668194
Tar?

>>42668158

>>42668158
like the anon said, ditzy floral is your best friend, but then you gotta figure out if you look best in small or large patterns, short or long skirts, what kind of neckline. now i wish /nenmen/ could go shopping together.....

>>42668009
god i imagine your wardrobe must have a ton of cute clothes

>>42668561
i personally think i look bad in ditzy florals, im also too much of a tomboy and scared of wearing skirts that dont look right.

>>42668326
I used to work with tar, nasty stuff. Not nearly as bad as oil pits though. I might still have a photo of a skimming pit somewhere on my phone...
>>42668561
Hmmmm. Do you guys have any sights you'd recommend for shopping? It might give me a better idea. Around here you really don't have much for more classy casual, most people wear Levi's and plaid long sleeves make up for most women's clothing but the idea of a date is being invited to a branding sooooo it's kinda tough to get a feel for cute clothes

kaichou giving us 8 extra minutes ...a miracle

>>42668766
Sites not sights sorry

>>42668561
/nenmen/ mall trip but in the style of a 2000s chick flick montage… A need
Also, as far as experimenting goes, it’s absolutely the most fun part of fashion and my advice is to pick one or two plain, staple pieces like a black turtleneck or a white pleated skirt and build other pieces around that as you experiment and shop. You can make countless different outfits with something as simple as a black top and it’s much more cost-effective than buying a billion different patterned items right away and not being able to match any of them together.
>>42668617
Thank you so much! I try to dress myself up really nice
>>42668661
You could try starting with more simple styles. I think an A-line (also called skater sometimes if they have shorts built in underneath) skirt or a pleated skirt is a very nice way of branching out for people who haven’t worn a lot of skirts or dresses in the past

>>42668766
Wow I just realized I lost track of what I was saying like 4 times in this sentence. Sorry

>>42668766
It gets a bad rap for le quirky “I hate mondays” clothes but Forever21 genuinely does have a lot of cute stuff, especially jackets and jeans. Windsor, Garage, and department stores (ironically enough, the reason I list them is because they tend to do a lot of celebrity collabs) are nice too.

>>42668969
a black turtleneck or mockneck, white pleated skirt or a-line skirt. i will look into it then!

>>42668561
I love patterns and colourful things, I dress like an elementary school kid styled me.
>>42668766
Hot topic because I'm stuck in 2005

>>42668661
oh three out of my four closest friends were tomboys (two of them were mistaken for a guy and almost shooed out of the girls' washroom level). now that we're older they do dress more femininely but still never wear dresses and skirts. they do wear shorts and other tighter-fitting clothes. a nice blouse and trousers with the right silhouette can lean more feminine too.
>>42668766
i'm very picky with my dresses because i'm short, have thick thighs and wide shoulders, i need a cinched waist but everything frilly has an empire waist (fuck selkie). so none of my shit comes from the same place, except basics from uniqlo. their mame kurogouchi collections are great for something less basic, i love a sweetheart neckline.

>>42668766
Fuck off

>>42669232
This is a look. I love it

>>42669232
you looks so cute

>>42669252
shorts and tights go a long way, its not usually seen as feminine i suppose but it gives a cute silhouette in my opinion.

>>42669161
Hmmm interesting, I've seen those stores in malls before but I've never actually gone in one. Unironically the last time I went shopping with someone was at a boot barn...
>>42669232
I love old hot topic thooooo like and I like the look but I'm not sure how it'd work on a liver
>>42669252
That's actually not a terrible thing. I'll have to check out Uniqlo because it sounds cute thank you guys all for helping me

kaichou's so excited for his ygo duel

>>42669232
Aahh you look so adorable anon

>>42669232
This has so much sovl, its actually so cute
>>42668969
Out of curiosity, what colors would you recommend wearing for someone with dyed, red-orangey hair? Something like picrel.
I mostly wear dark colors but I want to branch out a bit.

>>42669433
>>42669460
>>42669803
>>42669898
TT^TT thanks for the compliments guys waahhhh, here's my other more basic look.

>>42670068
oh i like this one, this is the style of people i wanted to be friends with in highschool

>>42669232
my friend (who's over 170cm tall) has a childish kind of style and it suits her super well. large silly patterns, pastel and bright colors, she has a pair of the most stupid yellow mary janes but she looks it great in them.
>>42669561
i lived in shorts and those fake thigh-high tights during the peak of tumblr fashion. did strange men call me a whore on my way to college? maybe, but i felt cute after years in uniform
>>42669672
yw! i wish GU was available outside asia, they're cheaper and in my opinion cuter than uniqlo
>>42669898
please look up bloom from winx club color inspo

>>42669898
Oh this is such a pretty color; I’m jealous! Ultimately I’m a big proponent of any outfit goes with any hair color, but I think deep, rich greens really make red and orange hair pop. A salmony pink or a really soft orange (I’m thinking creamsicle color) would be really, really cute with it. My choices then would either be pastel warm colors or emerald + forest greens.

>>42670106
what can I say, I'm stuck in the past kek

>>42670068
I love those boots, I need one uuuu

hex taught scarle what a creampie is

>>42670338
if you live in a country that ssense ships to, it's the only site i know that has dr. martens on steep discount at times. although those might not be docs

>>42670068
The pants are my favorite with those boots. Definitely different from the other outfit yet still really cute!
>>42670107
I'm a bit terrified of light blues but its true that Bloom had so many cute outfits from what I can remember.. maybe I should reconsider it
>>42670114
Gotcha. I already love using military green cargo pants (very reminiscent of Kim Possible in a way kek) so I will focus on the colors you recommended next time. Thank you lots!

>>42670501
i'm surprised she didn't know

>>42670338
>>42670593
They're not docs, I got them off ebay for 20 dollars.

>>42670824
scarle is retarded as hell she barely knows anything

>>42670672
darker blue, turquoise and green would also look good. i love bright red hair but it looks so bad on me, i'm envious of you anon
>>42670832
respect the hustle. my first pair were off facebook marketplace and a size too big but they were 70 bucks and i wore them for five years

I MISSED THE ASTERPOSTING... i need to be more active on the 4chan but i need to watch aster strema... uurrggh kyo raid if his chat becomes insufferable again im gonna lose my mind

Wholesome fashion conversation… I love you guys

I tried to watch Aster for the memes but....I cant! I hate LoL so much!! It just made me yearn for Sonny even more I'm ngmi...

>>42671188
Aster really has some of the cutest fanarts

>>42671066
The boots are second hand so it's extremely fucked up, I've only had it for 2 years and it's already broken and split in half.

>>42671485
the thread can be cute sometimes

>>42671066
I would argue red hair looks good on everybody, just be aware of the base color and what might suit your skin undertone better (there are reds with orange a base color such as mine, other reds have a pink-ish base such as picrel)
As cheesy as it sounds you only live once, so if you really want it why not try it!

>>42670107
What is GU???

>>42672009
Idiot

i miss luca, boys come back

>>42671712
yeah, now that i'm a wagie and can afford better quality shoes, it's one thing i'll splurge a bit more on. those docs could be worn at least another 5 if not 10 years, i just finally got ones that actually fit to replace them.
>>42671882
i unfortunately have rosacea haha, and my undertone in general is pretty pink. i actually look the best in lime green hair!
>>42672009
GU japan, owned by the same company as Uniqlo

>>42672306
Yes. I will fully own up to that
>>42672428
Ohhhh I see. Interesting thank you!

>>42671877
it's always cute when we do soc posting

>>42672764
the potluck, pet pictures and fashion talk all felt very domestic

>>42672428
Then let me feel jealous about your lime green, that one is a really cool color to go for

cough

>>42674230
Are you sick

>>42674287
yeah...sick of love

>>42673571
thanks! giving crazy colors a last hurrah before i accept i can't be bothered with the upkeep and will be an old boring hag soon...

i'm always happy when I find old fanart...maybe that's why I spend at least 10 minutes choosing one for the op

Stream at 7pm jst https://twitter.com/sonny_brisko/status/1519716345067225091

wife, shu or luxiem?

>>42675267
wife

>>42675267
aster

>>42675267
aster

god i wish vox would workplace harass me, imagine the degradation and the blackmail

The conversation up thread about the boys who've been penetrated reminds me about the one from a few months back about wanting a sex-ed class run by the boys with experience in being fucked with some of the really clueless ones as their collabmates. Fuchan and Uki definitely as teachers, Alban's alluded to have been fucked on stream before as well though while I feel like Ike may have fooled around with guys in real life as much as it would be absolute sex for him to take part he definitely wouldn't. Mysta and Vox would need to be in the collab to learn, I can't decide if I'd prefer someone like Pio or Sonny who can give completely out of left feild responses or just have it be the two brits and maybe someone else who got curious enough to drop by even though this information is useless to them.

>>42676013
the part where we talked about ike being the prof and using fuuchan as a live specimen was hot. ike completely aloof while fucking fuuchan into a teary mess with gloved fingers and dildos...

>>42674500
Die

>>42675267
shu is my wife who is also in luxiem

>>42676013
fuuchan hooked up to a fucking machine in front of an auditorium with special cameras zoomed in on his asshole

>>42676341
truly the man of sex (demonstrations using toys on his coworker for an audience)

>>42676013
I know this is a horny post but the brit boys definitely needs someone to teach them about sexuality and how men have sex, they're baby gays and it's funny how little they know about anything really.

>>42676719
I genuinely agree, the entire topic spawned from concern over how little they know and wishing for the experienced guys, Fuchan in particular, to take them under his wing if I'm remembering right. There are at least two, if not 4 experienced gay/bi men in this branch, the help is right there.

Luca's V-Day VP got me saying "what the fuck" out loud, which is the highest compliment I can pay it

Damn

A bitch is flustered