/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Now that the dust has settled, was it cringe or kino?

KIARA LOVE

which miko figure does gura have?

So where was the garbage monster every time they compacted the trash?

Wawa cute

WAPU WAPU WAPU WAPU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYVweqOW31w
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https://watsonamelia.itch.io/chikutaku
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>>42446266
down a pipe or something, same way they got away from Luke

>>42446220

>>42446266
gobbling stormtrooper cock for $10

Pretty accurate

KIARA LOVE

GURA SEX FUCK CUM INSIDE LITTLE SLIT PISS ON MY COCK GURA LITTLE GIRL HOT STEAMY SQUIRTING ORGASM CUM CUNNY SEX

>>42446220
hot

Women cannot understand Star Wars, they are incapable of doing so. It's okay.

I hate Koyori. All of us do here.

>>42445959
You can't keep the C-MAN down

Leia is fucking racist

Bae is cuter than Gura, confirmed

Kronii's next outfit should have Boros like this

>>42446303
it's not that deep

it's just like tunic

ITS JUST LIKE TUNIC

IT'S JUST LIKE TUNIC

>>42446297
not now, miko

what was Obi-Wan looking for?

VIRTUAL

IDOLU

GAMER

NEKOMIMI

KAWAII

MAID

OKAY?

>>42446300
they're so cute together

>>42446318
WTF I love Leia now

This princess is one rude bitch

>>42446303
No, they're only incapable of understanding the prequels

I love Mori!

>you came in that thing?
kek

There's no way a whole thread of Hololive enjoyers has a Takanashi Kiara membership.

>>42446325
I think boros is detachable

Please don't shoot a photon torpedo up my ass. I might explode.

>>42446294
cutie

>>42446320
gura is cuter but bae is hotter

>wawa watching my favorite movie of all time
>not even paying attention to the story
Now I know how nierfags felt

>>42446292
>Gura
>Lightside
>Jedi
As much Gura is a smuggler like Ame

Stormtroopers are such sharpshooters

>>42446220
>Cowboys go YeeHaw
that's right

>>42446368
this is the kiara general

The scene where Han chases all those stormtroopers makes no sense.

>>42446368
I don't but I know the movies by heart so just by reading the replies here I can imagine exactly what she's currently looking at kek

>>42446220
>Cowboys go yeehaw
Proof?

AME MENTION

>>42446368
I don't, but I know enough about Star Wars to react as though I do

AME MENTION

>>42446220
Spicy.

>Ame you got stormtrooper aim kusa
lmao

AME MENTION

would Ame even understand that joke

>>42446292
>Muh Unicorn vs Homobeggar

>>42446363
Tutu stinky

Luke's chasity belt sure has a lot of gadgets

>>42446363

Jesus nobody can aim in this movie

>>42446220

>>42446396
sometimes George Lucas just wants to make you laugh

>>42446396
han is based

Why does Luke have a batman style utility belt with a grappling hook

previous thread

>>42446404
see >>42446281

>>42446352
akutan cute

So why did they romanticize luke and his sister unironically

Who got the best? Who got the worst?

here we go

>>42445876
Why does Ame look like Rey? Also, unless you wanted this picture to be EN you shoud´ve put Luna in there, she played the LEGO game a bunch.

why are they called storm troopers tho? I see no storm in this movie

>>42446359
Women watch shit movies all the time so I'm pretty sure they would be able to understand three cinematic abortions.

Who even brings a sword to a gunfight?

>>42446368
Are you not membered to all of EN, some ID, and a few JPs?

Much better movie

Me and what other teamate?

time for old man flailing

>>42446464
a little incest is good

>>42446456
Kek

>>42446359
For women it's more the nonsensical "romance" of the sequels.

SHE HATES IT

>>42446363
Same

The sword fights in the prequels were better

Obi Wan will reincarnate after he graduates

>>42446397
No it's /ameg/.

>>42446506
It's better than "Obi wan used Rock Throw, IT'S Super Effective"

>>42446292
No, your image is dogshit made up by faggots in the catalog that don't even watch streams

You know she's right

>>42446498
https://youtu.be/P9bDzHP6_Pk

the way Vader sheepishly steps forward is too funny

>>42446349
Tractor beam controls so the Millennium Falcon can escape, then Vader to distract him from the others.

Starwarsbros...

>>42446549
It's not 2021

owl 2nite?

>>42446571
He can't see

>>42446478
they are storming away when Han shoots one of them

>>42446292
>Mumei/Lando helped the bad side (homo collabs) once but regretted it almost immediately, became a good person again
>Ame/Han worked with the bad guys for a while but came around after a bit and ended up doing the right thing in the end, plus she was always there for Gura/Luke when it came down to it
I get it

KENOBI LOVE

OBI LOVE

SHE MISSED IT

Kiara...

KIARA MISSED IT KEK

kiara doesn't get it...

BEN LOVE

OBI-WAN LOVE

>>42446265
She hasn't shown it. And we won't see pictures for a long time if ever.

Did he actually die??? I assume he teleported

OBI WAN LOVE

>Darth Vader stopped by a metal door

obi wan more like dead

>>42446503
all I see is the raw ingredients for some alligator po boy

why are you distracting her with superchats during the watchalong....

Did he even say the line?

>>42446623
He becomes a force ghost

fucking Obiwan giving free kills

>I missed the incest kiss
>she missed kenobi getting killed
WE ARE

>>42446623
He's dead

>>42446623
He died but became a force ghost

>Kenobi died
>but is still around
Just like Sana...

going in blind you wouldn't get why he just evaporated like that either

>>42446623
no lol he's dead lemao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQFho0_G1VI

Obi let himself get killed? I didn't remember that

>>42446531
The prequels aren't real.

>>42446292
this shit is so fucking dumb

>>42446623
Suicide to become a cringe ghost just like his master did

Luke is going to be Benseated for the rest of the Trilogy,

>>42446623
He became one with the Force. Notice he disappeared before the lightsaber even touched him

>>42446560
theres also this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to2SMng4u1k

Damn leia was really thirsty for luke

>>42446652
Then that was a lame way to kill him. Literally just turning into nothing. At least let his body lay out

>>42446363
Hey, me too!

>Obi-Zero
Fucking hell Kiara

>>42446698
he kinda cute

>there's still 30 minutes of movie left

cute wawa

>>42446630
that door would be coming out of his paycheck

>>42446703
bonebros are the coolest!

>>42446728
it’s just an autistic getaway scene where they shoot lasers at tie fighters and then credits iirc

>>42446680
The prequels are real because they made some good video games.

>>42446702
He essentially did what Luke did in TLJ, only faster.

>>42446703
>>42446738
the last two bonebroniggers in existence

>>42446703
>>42446738
Kill yourselves

>>42446673
kek holy shit

>>42446728
> There's only 30 min of movie left

Shes talking about the Hoth Mission in Rogue Squadron right?

>>42446753
>he forgot about the trench run

>"We" did it
Leia, you didn't do shit

>>42446770
threadreader exposes himself yet again.

>>42446793
You gonna have an aneurysm and stroke out on the floor after the shopping trip so I don't gotta deal with you anymore?

This shit is worse than I remember.

>>42446753
They blow up the Death Star in this one

>>42446673
It was a dick move to replace him in Return of the Jedi for the death scene

>>42446728
only 30?

>>42446459
That’s a cute combo of nendo, I need to still get Aqua and marine to pair with my Gura

(Waiting on ina too) then I’ll have the entirety of umisea

If Kiara is gonna watch grampa shit, she should go with better movies

TIE Fighter was better desu

Here's the Vader-Ben fight remade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to2SMng4u1k

Fauna cute

>>42446840
kuroe...

>>42446828
Same desu I don't get how people say the prequels are worse

nice one Luke

>George what should the big walking tanks look like?
>Mmm camels

>>42446882
Boobs too big

>>42446738
This is true!

I actually enjoyed the Disney Star Wars movies until I thought about them for a while and noticed their flaws. They looked really pretty, and sounded good. I stand by Force Awakens being pretty solid.

>>42446736
What kind of salary can I expect to make as a dark lord of the sith?

What do you think, do you think an idol and an anon like me...?

So what do you think anons, Takanashi Kiara and a chicken like me?

jwu how cute has wawa been bros

>>42446893
based george

>>42446909
no

>>42445959
coming out with an entire joke mixtape for April Fools was a boss move

>>42446849
I think she would actually like those. I'll recommend em in a month or so

Where's the Jar JAr binks I was promised

>>42446905
Force Awakens is alright because it's just New Hope again

>>42446905
TFA makes as little sense as the other two films. You are just retarded.

>>42446893
they don't really look like camels

>>42446905
TFA was just New Hope again but worse, which is why it sucked ass and was also serviceable at the same time

>>42446905
Force Awakens is just nostalgia baiting with the same stuff that happened in the first movie

>>42446911
Brotori: NO

>>42445959
good joke but I thought the whole thing was pretty cringe

>>42446849
Oh please, no woman on the planet understands or enjoys these

>>42446985
Gura...

>>42446849
Someone doing a Yojimbo/Fistful of Dollars double feature would be great.

>>42446985
didn't gura say she wanted to watch some westerns after she did the night of the living dead watchalong?

It's like sperm entering an egg

>>42446849
real niggas watch the wild bunch instead

this dead space stream has been amazing
the way irys just goes and stomps the dead doctor in the baby room like nobody's business

>2-meter RRATS

This should be what Kiara watches next!

How did the death star get past the planning phase with a weakness like that?

>>42446914
very

KFP please I know you guys can be based, see if Kiara can play the most important star wars game if shes gonna play any

>>42446905
I stand by that the sequel trilogy is the most cynical and creatively-bankrupt endeavor by the modern film industry and they're all very bad in their own, special ways.

I'd like to "force" myself onto Anya.

>>42446905
The next two movies made TFA retroactively worse to me because of how many set up plot points they clearly did not have ANY planning to follow up on
I honestly hate TLJ but I respect it the most out of the three for at least having SOME kind of creative vision even if the execution was hot fucking garbage instead of just being soulless rehashing

>>42446849
My name is nobody is better

>>42446911
NEIN

>>42447048
It was an intentional design flaw, you see

>>42447040
Darth Vader is actually a force for good and intentionally pushed for the Death Star to have an obviously exploitable weakness during construction.

Suisei is so wonderful...

>>42447048
It was added in by Galen Erso!

>>42447048
retconned in Rogue One. the guy who designed the thing made it retarded on purpose because he was working for the good guys.

Kek Kiara' just looking at chat and her phone. Ah women and star wars..

So vader was just hanging around with that old guy all the time?

>>42447015
Liking western aesthetic =/= understanding western movies
>But is just pew pew pew
If you think the good ones are only that then you are retarded

>>42446905
TFA was passable setup the future movies fucked over.

>>42447048
They explained it in rogue one

>>42446905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtArKawnWNI

>>42446849
Cows for Sister Clara is way better

>>42447049
I loved this game growing up.

>>42446886
The original trilogy is carried on the back of Empire

>>42447048
They needed somewhere to vent out excess heat, and the whole run up to the weak spot was so heavily defended that only one guy managed to get through.

UUUUUU *BEEP* *boop* *BOOP*

>>42447078
Agreed, with a bit of tweaking that movie could've been good
The others are unsalvageable

>Kiara doesn't know
oh boy

>>42447099
rogue one is an extremely forgettable movie saved by a great final scene (Vader killing 50 rebel grunts)

kiara....

>>42447045
>Harcodre sci-fi
>When she can't even bother with fantasy sci-fi

Kiara.... brotori is having a boner right now

>Kiara shipping Luke and Leia
I TOLD YOU GUYS BROTORI WAS COMPETITION FOR MARRIAGE

>>42447078
>I respect it for completely destroying beloved characters

>chat can't help themselves
sigh

what even is the point of the jedi and the sith? like do they only exist just to fight each other? i dont really get it

Biggs and Wedge!

>>42447048
They don't usually go around giving people the deathstar specs.

incest is wincest

fauna awake

>>42447192
Wait? You can see me?

TESB > Prequels > OGs > Sequels
fite me

The way Leia comforts Luke after her entire home planet just got blown up a short while ago is pretty funny

>>42447048
Real pre-basedshit reason: It's not a weakness, you literally need magic powers to make that shot.

>>42447203
Pretty sure "Sith" are just Jedis who do bad shit.

>>42447154
Why did he do it bros?

>she actually doesn't know

>>42447217
who cares

>>42447099
There was also a comic before that came out where the droid who was supposed to keep it closed didnt do it because he had a force revelation

>>42447185
movies can’t be hard sci fi, they cap the autism at like 5/10

>>42447203
Good and evil
That's it...

>>42447222
Emotional labor...

>>42447217
Kiara just said her name too

>>42447099
Couldn't just make it a necessity for heat exhaust or something? Too many small exhaust panels would weaken overall integrity and just this one tiny would be sufficient and provide better odds during an attack. Idk

shes right though, Luke and Leia are pretty THEY ARE this movie.

>>42447203
The force is a thing that exists in this universe and some people know how to make use of it
It's not just jedi and sith using the force by the way, look up things like the nightsisters for example

>>42447099
He wasn't really working for the good guys but when you force someone to work for you of course he's going to put some shit in out of spite

[Sad News]
War with China is coming

>>42447203
They are just two orders that use the same power in different ways and hate each other. There is no point behind them other than adding magic to this sci-fi universe.

>>42447198
NTA but yes

Red Leader standing by
All wings report in

>>42447225
no, that's dark jedi i think

KFP-1 STANDING BY

>>42446907
You need to take into account Palpatine is a massive jew. Vader was probably paid a commission per jedi kill and still has to pay a monthly fee for his suit

>>42447078
TFA doesn't even have a plot. It's just things happening one after another until, oh yeah, we gotta find Luke now.

>>42447238
me

RED 5 LOVE!

Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems. Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal. We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.

Is Luke schizo now? Hearing voices in his head

ORANGE KIWAWA STANDING BY

>>42447281
chicken ass reporting in

>>42447281
KFP HEZBOLLAH! INSHALLAH!

>>42447272
we mustn’t let them capture arrakis, we need the semiconductors

>>42447168
There needs to be an R rated star wars horror film where a bunch of rebel troops are stuck in a space ship with Darth Vader

B-wings are the coolest

>>42447074
The moment you try to penetrate her she turns back into the dagger then it's her doing the penetrating

My cock, standing by

>>42447272
IDGAF i'm watching a movie with my oshi

There better be fanart of KFP attacking the deathstar

>>42447272
Over a balloon?

>>42447248
but dont the sith think they are also the good guys and the jedi are the bad guys? its like both of them think the same thing but its opposite

>cute

>>42446907
not much since he couldn't even affford comfortable boots

>>42447320
Yes, that is my fantasy.

>>42447281
Red-19 standing by

>>42447203
It's like the Sunni and the Shia muslims

Wow guys should we make our Anti-Air defenses work on fighter-sized craft? Naaah

Cheebs standing by!

>>42447275
Luke's character arc in the movie is actually decent, it's how they get to the start of it that is retarded.

>>42447281
Rigger Nigger-1 Standing By

>>42447266
THEY ARE SIBLINGS

>lets name the fat guy Porkins!

PORKINSSSSSSSSSS

PORKINS LOVE

>>42447301
I wanted to fuck tano before I knew what sex was

PORKINS LOVE

PORKINS LOVE

>>42447301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Xqw11NPC40

PORKINS LOVE

PORKINS LOVE

PORKINS LOVE

After what Disney did to Star Wars it's time we apologized to Lucas

>>42447335
KFP is the one operating the Deathstar

>>42447306
>now

RIP to a real one.

Did they intentionally make the fat guy Porkins?

>>42447391
piggy boy mad?

PORKINS LOVE

>>42447281
Deadbeat leader standing bbehind you

>fried porkchop
kek holy shit kiara

Oui Oui PP standing by.

Kiara...

PORKINS LOVE

PORKINS LOVE

>>42447281
Fuck, we're in the air today?

Do you think Porkins was supposed to be a fat guy when they cast him or did they cast a fat guy and then decide to name the character Porkins

>>42447434
yes in the 70s it was ok to make fun of fatties

>>42447281
<< Deadeye en route to schizo nest, standing by. >>

>>42447358
I'll make it easy for you to understand. Jedi = basedboy cucks and Sith = fedora tipping edgelords

>>42447380
Death Star's defenses are mostly anti-capital. It's supposed to deploy a fighter screen and have an Navy escort but Tarkin is a glory hogging psycho so he leaves the fleet behind (doesn't want to share credit) and won't deploy the air wing (wants the Rebs to feel futility). Only Vader and his personal dudes sortie.

>>42447470
He's a Porko Rosso reference

>>42447045
>the motionless picture
Might be easier to get her into Wrath of Khan and walk her through the next two. 6 would be interesting if she recognizes that the guy playing General Chang was also Captain von Trapp.

>>42447470
yes

>>42447470
That's his real name

Suiting up right now!

>>42447489
Damn they updated the filter that replacing o with 0 doesn't work anymore

>>42447423
imagine the smell

>>42447281
Red Shark standing by

>I fixed you
Kiara...

>>42447470
it’s an obscure tie in to a particularly rotund b52 pilot that George Lucas heard legends about

>>42447502
she should watch 4

why are they shaking? they are in space

>>42447344
No. But I just got out of a meeting and the USAF is getting ready to make some moves.

>>42447547
Fat Man wasn't a pilot...

STAY ON TOPIC
STAY ON TOPIC

>>42447554
the earth is in space and things shake here

THEY CAME FROM
BEHIND

>>42447434
Yeah the names weren't very creative

IT CAME FROM...BEHIND!

THEY CAME FROM BEHIND

>>42447405
lord that's great

James Earl Jones was so good in this. I can't believe they wasted all the original actors like that.

Catching up on the previous threads, I'm 90% sure that most the seethe about Mori being on the Bali trip was that dude who recolours Mori in Takamori art into Reine.

>>42447584
oh that makes sense

Y wings look like big funny penises

>>42447358
no, for the sith there's no good or evil, there's only power
they think jedi are a waste of potential and they have to be dealt with because they keep getting in the way

Vader is a TIE Advanced, he is cheating.

>>42447223
Funny then how the only magician in the galaxy just happened to be in a fighter jet, piloting it with the specific intent of destroying it.

I'm not saying it's a conspiracy, but it is a mighty strange coincidence is all.

>>42447532
holup. KFP are bald?

I can't believe Yellow squadron is fucking dead.

Why was Gold 5 bossing around Gold Leader like that

>>42447554
They're strapped into the craft and the thrusters are acting on it, wouldn't that cause things to shake and jiggle around

>>42447585
>dark father
>abandoned his child
BRAVO NOLAN

>>42447554
what does gravity have to do with things bouncing around

no thoughts today!

>>42447605
So it was reine seething all along

>>42447281
TAKO ONE EN ROUTE

>>42447631
Not on the weekends.

when I was a kid, I always thought TIE Interceptors were the coolest
I still think this

I'm looking for Kiaras hole myself

>>42446849
For a Few Dollars More is the best of the three.

No penetration...

I don't blame Kiara. The way they keep cutting in and out the the trench shots feels disorientating.

>>42447661
read up on newtons 3rd law idiot

>>42447685
Me too... are we...?

>>42447669
I'm disappointed too desu. Trying to see the bright side, and to be fair Mori has been unrecognizable in her interactions with Kiara lately. Stil...

>>42447685
I mean... just look at those motherfuckers. Coolest shit, man

>>42447685
I liked the y wing’s a lot, they were way cooler than the x-wings and always got thanklessly massacred

>>42447685
The ship designs in Star Wars are just excellent

>>42447551
Agreed, but it’s also the end of an arc, which was why the two previous films might be a good idea.

I'm mustache guy by the way.

Bigs and Wedge are his buddies from Tattooine right?

>>42447685
it looks like the tiny ships that come out of a protoss carrier

Kazama kute

Trust the Threads Luke.
May the seethe be with you.

>>42447737
yeah

>>42447704
It's supposed to be. They're trying to capture the vertigo of WW2 dogfighting.

>>42447737
Biggs is, Wedge he just met.

>>42447685
TIE interceptors are by far the most based TIE and perhaps the most based Star Wars fighter at all.

Kiara is getting bored

>no final fantasy perms
good

BIGGS LOVE

That one Star Wars Fallen Order game EA made a while ago was actually pretty decent, I could see a holo enjoying it

BIGGS LOVE

>>42447733
khan is the objectively correct starting point. just skip 3

So is KFP resistance or the empire?

BIGGS LOVE

>>42447737
Biggs yes, Wedge is from Corellia and has been a pilot for a long time at this point I think

>>42447669
You don't seem to understand, Reine would gladly take Mori as well, she would just add herself to the art.

are there any GOOD star wars games that she can play after this?

USE THE FORCE LUKE

>>42447776
But Fubuki plays 14

>>42447796
We are an empire which resists the system.

>>42447796
>Resistance
We don't do nu-Wars here at KFP
>Empire
Yes, and Kiara is the Empress.

listen to your tulpa

>>42447813
lego star wars

Zone boners.

watching this is making me a little upset that I’ll never get to bomb civilians in europe

>>42447813
Legos.

>>42447616
why is it naked

It's been a while since I've seen the movie but I got chills when he turned off the computer

>>42447796
We are KFP. That is all.

>>42447771
>>42447807
Oh I thought those were the two names he mentioned at the very beginning

>>42447813
the original Battlefront 2 and republic commando

ENTER

CHAD SOLO

>>42447813
KOTOR

>>42447717
Dude, get over it.

kiara kek

>>42447737
no they are from final fantasy

feels like X SHOT FIRST is going to stick for Kiara

>>42447685
based and same

>>42447813
There's that one for the N64 that features a cheap knockoff Han. Most of the old star wars themed fighter pilot sims were good too.

>>42447706
do you think gravity is the only force or something?

>>42447796
resistance when not in power
empire when in power

1 MILLION SUPPORT STAFF, JANITORS, AND COOKS LOVE

GRAND MOFF TARKIN LOVE

>>42447853
>I'll never get to say "frau, komm" to Kiara
why live?

>>42447699
Based

>>42447917
Eh, they deserved it.

>Massive spacestation blows up
>Thousands if not more die
>Kiara thinks this is funny

>>42447917
don’t forget the sex workers…

>>42447906
what the fuck did you just say about kyle katarn

>R2D2 the real protagonist
Well kinda

>R2D2 the real protagonist
SHE KNOWS

>>42447813
KOTOR

Is midget inside R2D2 ok?

>>42447917
let's not think about that kind of stuff anon

how did han know exactly where luke was and show up at exactly the right time to save him

I've been thinking about Mori and her cats for two days straight

>>42447927
Ha! Who cares - they're nazis.

I love how people give zero fucks about droids back in A New Hope
It's like crying if your iPhone dropped on the ground and shattered, it's just broken equipment!

>>42447853
never say never

WHY IS LUKE'S NEW OUTFIT SO YELLOW???

So when does Jar Jar Binks show up

>>42447909
its the only one that matters in the grand scheme of things

CHEWIE GOT SCREWED

REFLECTION YAB

So is the empire death now? I don't see how they recover from this

>>42447965
pochi botched it again

>>42447965
HE WANTED IT YELLOW, I LOVE HIM LEAVE HIM ALONE

>>42447957
WIR HABEN ES NICHT GEWUSST!

>Chewbacca getting shafted

>>42447990
You'll have to find out in Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

WE DID IT