/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>73757432
It's an artistic trick for better contrast. Don't believe their lies they're trying to turn you into a cuck.

I think every holo that's burned out should just deal with it. Part of being an adult is being miserable at work, and being one bad day away from driving your 2012 Honda Accord into the guard rail on the overpass, plummeting to your death.

"Do something you enjoy and you'll never work a day in your life" is childish, and it's naïve to assume that everyone has a "dream job" they can do where every day is a perfect ray of sunshine. Do something you tolerate and leave work at work. I think that part is hard for streamers to reconcile, since a lot of them do play games as hobbies, or they're so gung-ho about playing games for a living, they let their work intermingle too closely with their off-work time, and eventually forget how to disconnect from it entirely.

I'm watching a youtube documentary about remote viewing and it gave me a retarded idea... Has anyone ever hired a remote viewer to spy on their oshi?

I live in a CIA prison. A nigger runs my prison. In prison, the nigger tries to torment me. We can take away his knives by confessing, every day. In about 2000, I masturbated fantacizing about my niece, Lani. She looks like Star Trek Seven of Nine! In 1985, at my sister's wedding, I stuck my crotch on the hot tub drain because it kinda sucked. In 1985, I tried to get a dog to lick my dick. From 1998-2003, I fantacized about leading a Catholic army like Dune, of Mexicans or Brazilians? That was dumb because they're niggers. In 2003, I played tag with a black girl about 7-years-old. She reached for my crotch. In high school, in the library, Carlos and I said 'juicy' or 'toxic' as a way of evaluating girls. In 1988, I cheated on my SAT by talking in the hall during the break -- two problems. On 9/9/1999, I killed a CIA nigger on purpose with my car. :-) In 1982, when I was 12, I babysat Kevin's kids. I changed a diaper because I thought that was being professional. In 1975, when I was about age five, my brother, Keith, put my penis in a vacuum. In 1977, when I was about age seven, my brother, Danny, got me high on gas fumes and we sucked each other's dicks. Dr. Tsakalis had an oddly round ass. Paul Keck at Xytec had an oddly round ass. Distracting? At about age five, Jay Weinrick and I touched dicks to each other's assholes.

What do we do all day?
We beat the nigger because the nigger cannot understand what a random number is.
We beat the nigger because the nigger thinks the brain does timer tongues.
We beat the nigger because he thinks TempleOS is real mode.

>mentions the underground passages
>internet starts dying

ame doko

God imagine a zatsu stream with Ame and Shiori, it would be crazy

>>53986624
It is a psyop, not that the Earth isn't getting warmer but that it's entirely a man made problem and we can actually fix it by giving up all our rights and luxuries. Not China though. Or the Western elites, they can keep living how they like.

>>52065723
My expectations based off perceived patterns from precious streams.

THE HACKERMAN IS REAL

>ame read my message
>2nd time in 4 years
nice
>chat mishears and types nonsense
...

THE ALIENS ARE REAL

>>42447223
Funny then how the only magician in the galaxy just happened to be in a fighter jet, piloting it with the specific intent of destroying it.

I'm not saying it's a conspiracy, but it is a mighty strange coincidence is all.

>>39291312

What happens if Ame doesn't pick the gator?

>>34259323
I thought I saw a reflection on the white rock. I think I'm getting her paranoia.

they put chemicals in the water that turn the freakin gators gay!

I SWEAR THE CARDBOARD IS MOVING YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME

>>31894604
I thought Ame was the resident schizo of hololive, but Laplus and Chloe really knocked her down a peg.