/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

gura!

Gura has feet

I just want to hug Gura and never ever let her go, is that really so much to ask?

Reminder that J tweeted he liked looking at pics of his gf when there was no electricity back when Gura and him were together.

guilty shark

>>40359901
has she been eating shit

>>40359901
scatbuds stay winning

>>40359942
Yeah she rimmed my asshole. T u T

I love my wife so much!!

What does Gura's MK tourney bracket look like tomorrow?

>>40359942
>>40359948
It's choco. Chocolate. You dingus

Wouldn't it be kinda awkward if Gura won the tourney?

>>40360126
Yeah no, eating chocolate doesn't do that your mouth.

>>40360158
Don't worry, she wouldn't be capable of doing that even if she was at 100% and practicing.

I just want her to exit Hololive so she can reappear elsewhere already.

>>40360158
Very.

>>40360158
the fact that she's participating means she at least wants to try to win and that makes me happy

>>40359901
Were they inspired by the line she said for FIFA saying "eatingthepoopo?"

>>40360158
It would be legendary.

Sex with a fembud.

>>40360158
I think she’d throw if it started to look likely or possible she could end top 3

>>40360158
>gone for weeks
>comes back long enough to win Mario Kart tourney
>says nothing
>leaves
Huhaha

>>40360394
If she wasn't trying to win she would have just withdrawn and used the break as an excuse.

>>40360505
Thats our gura!

Gurass

>>40360236
I don't think Gura's pride will let her intentionally throw, but there is a wide range of ability within trying to win. She might just be showing up to avoid the inconvenience to others caused by her pulling out.

>>40360606
I would leglock Gura to stop her from pulling out

>>40360158
The JPs will gang up on her to make sure she doesn't podium.

She will probably do better than the hopelessly bad players, but will probably struggle against the upper brackets given her condition or practice prep.

>>40360392
I'm yet to find an ugly fembud. All the ones I've seen have been pretty.

>>40360158
Did you forget that she didn't stream her POV last her? How would this be any more awkard?

>How much or how little Gura has practiced for this tournament is unknown
>Shows up and crushes the whole event without a single word
Just like my asian animations...

To be able to watch as much of the tournament as possible, particularly Gura, what streams will we be watching, like who do we watch? Is towa gonna be streaming the whole event, or who's commentating this time?

>>40360606
It's honestly weirder that she's still participating after officially announcing a break so she clearly cares about winning

>>40361032
actually that would be based, and the following seethe would be funny.

>>40360158
>>40360221
Did you forget that she didn't stream her POV last her? How would this be any more awkward?

>>40361117
please explain how those situations are similar

>>40360930
>>40361117
You must be 18 years old or older to browse this website.

Does gura like child toes?

>>40361322
Gura is flexible enough to suck her own toes, so yes.

>>40361322
she likes sucking on my big hairy hobbit toes.

Would Gura prefer sucking a hairy dick or one that is bald?

>>40361470
She'd like my hairy uncut tree truck swelling inside her mouth until it pushes down her throat.

>>40361549
yes? And? what.

>>40361470
do people really have hair directly on their dick

There's a possible scenario where Gura has actually been bedridden and has been playing the everloving fuck out of Mario Kart during that time.

>>40361625
Don't some of you have her on recent players on Mario Kart? I'm sure at least a few people would have said something if that was true.

>>40361614
yeah along the bottom of the shaft. You need more T bro. Easy to shave though if Gura don't want to be picking it out of her teeth.

Gura should sing:
Treasure box
Wasnt me
Canned heat
Youre the best around
Golden age
Conquest of spaces
Warriors of the world

>>40361625
She's been practicing against ghosts for sure but she's not "sick" sick, she's just not streaming because of her voice.

>>40361666
no like ON the dick itself you mongoloid don't be stupid

>>40361625
Yea dude
Shes SOOOOO sick that she can spend all day playing games but too sick to press the go live button

I am currently watching "[MINECRAFT] HOLO EN SERVER" where Gura forces all of Myth to dig her an endless tunnel leading to the eventual location of the Atlantis that she will never build

>>40361727
yes, I have hair on my dick. I'm too lazy to look up whether that means I'm a freak or not, someone do it for me

>>40361705
Hey, I'm just saying it's a possible scenario. Not that it's confirmed canon.

>>40361872
that episodes a metaphor for life, incredibly deep stuff on hololives part

I wonder if Gura still masturbates daily while she is sick?

>>40361904
I do too, but I have hair everywhere.

mmm fish

>>40361727
yeah for about 2 or 3 inches along the shaft then it stops. If I wanted a girl to go all the way to the balls, i'd shave that shit.

>>40361947
Never stopped me.

>>40361947
According to Takos that's what Ina was doing, so...

>>40361947
She has been giving us goom perms when she bothers to open twitter, so I assume yes.

>>40361947
when i'm sick, i masturbate even more than usual, so absolutely, she's demolishing her little bean every night. Wonder if she ever slaps her cunny?

Is our oshi dead? Is she really participating in mario kart?

>>40361947
depends on the meds shes on

>>40362139
she's participating in my dick.

>>40362175
IN your dick??

>>40362074
I had to jerk off to 3DPD today, she barely does it

>>40362139
My oshi is. Not sure about yours though...

>>40362247
yeah she's fisting my pisshole. I begged her to trim her nails, but she refused.

dead shark

live shark

>>40362262
fortunately I got permanent daily goom permission from Gura, so I don't need to wait for twitter likes. Just slam on some 3dpd, insert my Gura tulpa, and go to town.

>>40362262
I am concentrating and consolidating my goom into the omega goom to shower her with energy on her return. Which will hopefully be tomorrow.

How deep is too deep for Gura to take it in?

gura feet TuT

>>40362404
I made a simple bot to automatically download the pictures Gura likes on twitter and upload to my cloud drive.
Both of us are masturbating to the same picture at the same time.

>>40362375
Irl shark

>>40362538
How far back does your like archive extend? Does it have every Gura like?

>>40362434
300 meters

>>40362767
can we like have one day in this thread without fucking doxxing her? sigh.

>>40362767
Currently only the shark tail makes her a shark.
What if Gura was 90% shark 10%human instead?

>>40362967
and her teeth.

>>40362967
Gura has the brain of a shark.

>>40362318
why didn't she listen...

>>40362967
chumbud... the teeth...

>>40362967
I wonder what percentage of shark would officially be too much to want to have sex with. I think I could definitely do 40% shark 60% human but it starts to get dicey at 50/50 and beyond

>>40363172
No such thing.

>>40362967

>>40360158
Not as long as Okayu is there. Still rooting for shark though

>>40362767
I'm GETTING SICK OF YOU YOU WHEELCHAIR BOUND BARRACUDA

>>40363172
Sharks are cold blooded. As long as her insides stay warm, any % will do.

>>40363433

My favourite hentai genre is xray.
I hope there are more of such things with Gura.

>>40363108
Because she's a child that clearly needs more correction.

>>40363517
You can't hide from GOD, Hijo. You shall drink the wrath of the Almighty.

when's my shark coming back bros....

>>40363906
Make yourself the best shrimp you can be in the meantime.

>>40363906
What matters is that she IS coming back, and coming back STRONG. Will you also be strong when she returns?

>>40363961
>>40364057
She unironically became a lot of my motivation at a time when I couldn't find any. So it's pretty hard without her lately. But I'll try my best.

where is all the gura bunny art I was promised

>>40365033
bunny season is over

I just want to rape this creature, is that too much to ask?

>>40365481
Bunny season is over. Bunny YEAR has begun.

Is Gura sexy?

>>40365574
more cute than sexy but she’s so talented the cuteness becomes sexy

>>40365574
She's the sexiest.
>>40365656
Cute is sexy and Gura is very cute and funny.

An inspiration, a treasure, a trendsetter, a genius, the greatest to ever do it. Not a day goes by when I don't think of her.

>>40365574
she's the opposite of sexy

Gura has tried stuffing her bra to make them look bigger when she was younger.

She won't stream on Valentine's day.

>>40366372
imagine going from that to being one of the most desired woman in the world within a decade

>>40366369
God look at her, I can't not fuck this...

>>40366369
Retard can be sexy too

>>40366372
That's so fucking hot.

There's nothing sexual about this critter.

>>40366372
stop this is seriously making me horny and I’ve already jerked off twice

>>40366940
Only twice?

Gura's autism makes me rock hard. Don't know why.

>>40367095
You subconsciously feel you have a chance with an autistic semi-loner like her.

>>40367126
NTA but I wish, the only woman I’ve ever slept with are turbo normalfags, for me part of the gura fantasy is that I could be autistic and it wouldn’t matter

How close are we technology wise to getting our own digital AI instance of Gura?

>>40367420
I'm waiting for the official one. Bootleg Guras are unacceptable.

stupid gura is breaking my heart ToT

>>40367420
the technology is here, it’s just not commercially viable

>>40366940
I'm sure Gura or most girls have a full body mirror in their room which they try to do sexy poses infront of the mirror naked.

>>40367420
If you fed a chatbot Gura's streams would it still retain Gura's akwardness about topics regarding herself?

>Gura's stream start dying at the same time SV comes out

Do you think Gura played SV, saw herself as Iono in the game, and then had some kind of weird meltdown? It is not normal for someone to be sick like this for months and months unless something is seriously wrong.

>>40368729
who

>>40368729
we've known something was seriously wrong with gura for a very long time. also Iono is hot.

>>40368729
Iona is laplus and Gura combined. Coincidently both of them are taking long breaks due to health issues....
Iono is kinda sus.

>>40368841
Gym leader that is heavily inspired by Gura

>>40368729
Iono cute.

Gura won't let me goom

>>40370207
she won't let me pee either. dumb brat took my bathroom pass and won't give it back

>>40370280
chumbuds have had no peepeepoopoo pass for days now

>>40370314
peepeegoomgoom

what the fuck???
i thought that i had lost a guerrilla stream for a moment
youtube is making fun of my pain

>>40370379
weird inspect element

>>40370345
gura please I am going to burst T u T

>>40370456
i don't even know how to do that, it's a strange bug
the duration of the stream is also wrong 4 mins wtf

If you swapped bodies with Gura for 24hours how would you make full use of that time?

>>40370843
Spend it praying to God because my life is a god damned disaster.

>>40370456
Nah it's a youtube bug that mixes up thumbnails and video titles with the stats of other videos.

>>40370843
Marry the first chumbud I see

>>40370843
Have sex with a chumbud trying out all positions. I want to know how does sex feel like as a girl.

>>40370843
first instinct is to text my phone number and blackmail her but in reality I’d probably just see what it’s like to have tits and masturbate for a while until the day is over

>>40370843
I would buy a plane ticket to my actual home and masturbate in front of the Gura that currently controls my body.
Once we swap back I turn her into my personal onahole. T u T

>>40370843
Masturbate.

>>40370843
Masturbate.

>>40370379
why you subscrubed to fuckin tempus. cring. fuckin part of the problem.

>>40370922
Yeah, me.

>>40370843
train her gag reflex, so when we swap back, she can deepthroat me. oh and do a big fuckin shit, always wondered how that'd feel for a girl.

>>40371064
like it matters if he isn't watching them. worth as much as Gura's many dead subs

>>40371184
yeah bit thanks to his sub making their numbers bigger, they're makin more of the fuckin homos.

>>40371252

Can't wait until she collab with the holostars! It's going to be so fun

>>40371252
rent free go back to the catalog

>>40371426
go back to /MANS/ tranny.

>nobody is talking about homos
>schizo starts seething out of nowhere

>>40371596
just wondering why someone that watches gura, would also watch homos. it's kinda like living in one nation but being loyal to another.

>>40371596
I genuinely do not care about the homo thing at all, I don’t watch them or collabs with them, they don’t have to watch gura, I really would prefer to spend my time jerking off to gura than malding about tempus all day like half of /vt/ appears to be doing

Wheres my dinogura plush ;_; its been like six months

I want to believe Gura streams without her bra and panties. She just wears a plain shirt and shorts when the stream starts.

>>40371795
no need to believe when it is fact and truth.

>>40371795
I wonder what type of panties she normally wears…

>>40371670
Not him, but I would never say I'm loyal to them just because I have them on sometimes. Weird way of thinking. It's like saying Gura is loyal to, like... airport security videos or XQC or whatever.

this a collabbeggar raid or?

>>40372009
hewwo

>>40372010
It's a "gives a shit about homos enough to bring them up unprompted" raid.

>>40372009
What you looking at?

>>40372031
so no one cares. just let all of /vt/ turn into homo shit. just sayin don't support em, tis all.

>>40371795
nobody wears bras at home
they seem to prefer wearing just panties over just shorts tho usually with big random baggy t-shirts
t.been living with 4 females my whole life

>>40372172
Fuck your sister.

>>40372198
he was actually referring to his fathers harem

>>40372172
imagine the smell. how are their period shits?

>>40371670
I listened to a grand total of one homo stream because a friend linked it to me. It was the one where Vesper was helping one of the other ones build a PC. I didn't hate it but it's not like I'm gonna watch them play videogames I can play myself. I don't care that they exist, but I don't want to listen to them during a Gura stream either.

>>40372198
>>40372248
it's just my 3 sisters(all older than me and ugly) and my mom
reality can't be like my imouto animes

>>40372299
i only sucked a dick once, but i'm not gay.

>>40372327
ogey

hentai san desu neee~

>>40372325
Reality is what you make it. God was smart not to give me a sister.

>>40372405
I wouldn’t trust /ggg/ with my pet dog let alone a sister

>>40370843
I would stream

>>40372530
Well that's a lie. You don't watch streams and only complain here.

>>40372569
weird bait

well time to sleep so i can watch the tournament
you should go too, there's plenty of time

>>40372657
It's in the evening for burgers, no special sleep needed

If Gura accidently leaked her browsing history, what would be the most shocking discover that vt would be talking about for months.

>>40373045
it's all .onion links

>>40373045
this one shouldn’t be shocking to anyone but I think any fur or pony fag stuff would be entertaining

there's not enough fanarts of Gura wearing proper panties

>>40373221
>no ass
>no curves
not gura, also boring

>>40373307
tiny bums are cute.

>>40373307
gay

gura being sad makes me sad ;_;

>>40373400
she's not sad, she's excited for the tournament, and can't wait to come back to us.

>>40373366
goodnight anon
>>40373400
it makes me upset too but I’m sure things aren’t as bad as you fear

Would it be ok if i cum on the dino gura while it is still on it's plastic bag?
Does it still count as a tribute?

>>40373454
fake tribute if it’s covered

>>40373454
that's like sex with a condom, not worth the effort.

>>40373505
But i don't want to ruin my dino gura... how do you even properly wash the plushes without ripping the insides out?

>Heyyy, somebody's right on your tail!

>>40373603
you gotta mark her as yours and then carefully wipe most of it off

>>40373673

>>40373674
i will steal any non-marked dinoguras. No piss or semen on it and it is officially mine. Mark your property or lose it.

Remember to continue to improve yourselves while Gura is away.

>>40374431
There's a circus in the gym right now. I'll go back to doing my reps in a couple weeks.

>>40374640
new years resolutioners.. kek.

>>40375036
Just now it hit me what he meant by "circus", kek.

>>40374431
I will languish and you can't stop me. I do wanna at least cut back hard on the caffeine, though.

>>40375131
if i don't have my 10 cups a day, i just fall asleep on my feet. I've quite so many other vices though, smoking, drinking, fast food, and drugs, but this, i need this.

My semen is currently in Gawr Gura's womb

>>40375304
I want to freeze Gura egg sacs and clone them for use in my basement.

i just remembered that last year she left a message for herself to listen after a year...

How can I get excited for Gura racing when we won't see her POV even once? Even a silent POV thrown up would've been something to be excited for but now it might as well be an npc labeled gura in the final race results.

>>40375516
she obviously wants to do a proper come back stream
opening a stream just to play mariokart for some minutes after so much time without talking to us would be weird, use your brain

>>40375620
Who cares about it being 'weird'? Also she's done more than one comeback stream which wasn't an actual comeback stream. Shame mario kart doesn't have a spectate mode.

>>40375417
Last years New Year stream? I was a little a lot drunk, don't remember. Unrelated, but threadwatcher is still busted.

funny fish

>>40375979
Again?! Seriously who keeps taking my daughter's bottoms!

>>40375979
No Gura we can't, not here.

>>40375979
you’re too young for those gura put the grannie panties back on

>>40375694
i care
i want a proper stream but i don't want her to drop the tournament
she made the right decision

>>40376170
I Imaging a stream where she just sits there silently would absolutely fuck this board, discord, and her comments section.

>>40376856
She's talked about it before. I wish she'd go through with it but I assume either managers or Gawr talked her out of it.

>>40376856
In a context like >>40376926 it would have been a funny void shitpost. Right now though, yeah it would set everything on fire. Concern would blow the roof off and shitposter would go mad with power.

void stream, huh. That sounds comfy to be honest

I want to make babies with this shork.

Gura is my real girlfriend!!!

>>40377573
I want the one in the middle and right!

hello /ggg/
anyone got the soundpost of gura saying ''oh my god did you see what the chumbies said in mori calliope's chat'' or something like that
thanks beforehand

>>40377699

>>40377573
I want to press my dick against her belly when we hug. ToT

I love her more than anything!

>>40377754
I wonder why did she go with chumbuds vs deadbeats and mori.

>>40378362
Gura is sex therefore life. Mori is death therefore not sex (and stinky but not in a good way). They are the antithesis of each other.

>>40378770
Or maybe she is aware of the beef between cumbuds and doxxbeats in /vt/.

>>40359502
Wtf twitchfags claimed Gura mentioned watching forsen in one of her Minecraft streams. Is that true or just another leech?

>>40363288
Sex

i will never forgive her, not even if she wins the mario kart tournament for the glory of EN

>>40378859
Forsen fans would happily claim random eceleb like elon musk want to suck his dick. Their words mean nothing

I am the last chumbud that never masturbated to her. Never felt horny looking at a child. I only think she is funny and cute to watch.

>>40378979
So, not a real chumbud.

>>40378979
Even Fauna flicked her bean thinking about shark

am i stupid for falling in love with her =_=

>>40380262
Yes because she's my wife. You never stood a chance.

>>40380380
You are as stupid as him because Gura is actually my wife

shnoiper shork

>>40380464
Always found it quite strange that so many anons try to wife my onahole. That's ok with me though I don't mind sharing her since public use is my fetish after all.

>>40381261
Imagine a threesome with these two...

>>40381261
I can see thier slitty!

>>40361095
I can already see the 10 “Gura management won” threads seething

I don’t think she will beat okayu but if she did possibly win it all, would be the funniest shit to start off 2023

gura, i’m sorry for bullying you, come back soon

>>40382582
You shouldn't call her stinky... it's all your fault...

>>40382808
She stinks good though...

Imagine

>>40383040
I want to kiss that...

>>40383040
I wish that was my penis.

I found something neat feel free to use it in the far distant future

>>40382886
Gura's squishy little pink peach... T ___ T

>>40383277
>>40384099
Gay

>>40384217
Only for Gura. T o T

Imagine how many times Gura has peed... all those gallons of her ambrosia gone down the drain...

what if Gura is

>>40384925
She is a faggot, nothing wrong with that.

>>40384973
seriously I'm getting tired of Gura's faggotry
>short and small (fucking weak-ass)
>to the point she's even mistaken for a child
>high-pitched sissy voice
>crybaby fag
>shy homo
>dickless
>humble like some pathetic bitch
>indecisive like a stupid teenage girl
>likes romantic and disney princess movies like a fucking 10yo GIRL
>likes stupid horse cartoons and games for little girls
>loves singing (gay)
>she even cries at some stupid romantic songs (extra gay)
>likes horses (gay)
>likes cats (ultra gay)
>likes gardening (gay)
>likes cooking, like your MOM does
>can't even fucking learn to drive, like an asian woman (the gayest race of women)
>only good at rhythm games, the gayest videogame genre

W i d e Gura

Reminder that Gura won't stream on Valentine's day.

When is the big race?

>>40385128
or ever again...

>>40385258
jan 7 11pm cdt If i got that right

>Gura makes her return at a later date to be announced
>it's a karaoke
>shes only doing holo originals
>she opens with "I'm Your Treasure Box"
>yfw

>>40385258
18 hours from now.

>>40385337

Guys Gura is 100% in Japan Kiara all but leaked it and when asked she almost give it away but stopped. She told us she will talk more about it next stream she does so I think we are about to get one hell of a good EN off collab with them all Gura included.

>>40385101
I want to kiss and suck her thicc tummy...

>>40385101
Lay off those cookies Gura...

>>40385499
I don't think that was gura...

>>40385499
True she said she meet with Mumei and another Holo member she cannot talk about right now and told everyone it was not a past member we know the rest of them are in Japan now but with them not talking about the 1 member or giving it away only person, it can be is gura since the other girls have talked about and are in Japan right now. Gura has health problems and traveling takes a lot out of her so that would explain the health break as well.

>>40385648
Nah it's probably Ina

>>40385648
Well, gura told us she had been talking to her manager about moving to Japan so it would make since if she took all this time off to do just that, but I don't see her doing that without spending time their 1st.

>>40385672
No way its Ina we and everyone has known Ina has been there all this time and Ina herself told everyone after a JP leaked it. Ina did say that she is returning to streaming the 8th plus Kiara just said next stream is there only collab so that makes sense it would be gura.

>>40385727
>things gura didn't say

>>40386029
NTA, but she did talk about looking for opportunities to go and I have no doubt she'd be with fauna, mumei and bae right now if she wasn't genuinely suffering from health problems.

>barely any punctuation
>post reads like he's talking at you and not with someone
naruhodo

Gura piss on my cock.

>>40386209
I would like to think that as well but it's been so long since she talked that I'm not sure of anything anymore... I do hope she meets them in japan though.

"Gura is in japan" faggots kill yourselves.

Another day with no Gura T_T

She will graduate before she ever goes to Japan. The Japan trip was part of her "plans" since autumn but just like her cookies stream, the rainbow trident stream and the Christmas streams, it's simply not happening.

Those cookies must have grown mushrooms on them by now.

>>40385499
>>40385648
>>40385825
anyone got the link to the vod of kiara talking about this?

>>40386209
Dude she has said many things, that whole idea of moving to japan is irrelevant and pretty much DOA. She just recently started her JP classes and with her shark brain i doubt she will get good at in in the next 3 years let alone ger her nihongo jouzu certificate in 5.

You fucking brain dead faggots get more retarded by the day.

>>40387355
Stop replying to bait, not even global is talking about it.

>>40387476
never said she was moving there retard. lrn2read.

>>40387557
best way to dispel bullshit is to ask for proof.

>>40387569
Get a brain transplant first, you mentioned something irrelevant and i pointed it out with an explanation on why it's fucking retarded nonsense just to mention the other girls.

>>40387723

wow so this was fake? and my common sense tells me that i will be with Bae

>basedjack comeback
Truly the most retarded poster itt at the moment.

kiara just said she didn't meet with ina so it could only be ame or gura... probably ame but still...

>>40387873
Go back you subhuman

>>40387892
Go the fuck back, jesas...

>>40388023
>>40387892
>>40387873
>>40387349
>>40386325
>>40386209
>>40385825
Behold reddit's best raiding this thread.

>>40388173
all me

Sex with Gura. T o T

>>40388084
i got this pic from /ggg/ retard

>>40388436
Where the fuck does it say "Gura/Baelz"?
Jesus fuck you are stupid.

>>40387355
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmwHtaifdBE
she is still live so you will have to see it after but she did say it he did not lie this time. I also think gura is in Japan.

>>40388567
And for some reason no one in global mentioned that nor they peddled the same stupid rrat you faggots have been trying to push.

>>40388525
Bae and Gura are the only EN members in there so it's likely to happen, i know you hate cumguzzling homo shills i do too but calm down lmao

it's is 2023 and I must say that gura is still wrong, miku a shit

>>40388706
No, i hate your stupid fucking rrat. I already have enough dealing with the other retards saying "hurr goop goop in japan durr". God if i could i would beat you idiots with a fucking baseball bat.

>>40388785
Fuck you, Miku is cute and funny like her wife!

>>40388785
It's meh, she has a couple good songs and thats it. If you didnt get into vocaloid around 2012 you missed the train.

bloop is good actually

>>40388956
Yeah, me.

I can't believe this thread is still alive
I just realized that I don't have to manually capitalize the letters in the captcha, how retarded am I

>>40388567
If Gura was in japan the catalog would've been blue instead of homo drama tears.

>>40388857
k have a nice day

GEEKJAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!

https://files.catbox.moe/9ocdhd.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/qfakpi.mp4

>>40388857
>>40389045
last time you guys said gura would not do an off-collab because of her health problems and the 1st EN off collab happened last year on gura's Bday proof is in the videos. When you guys had been proven wrong you did not post or make a sound for like a month. You are wrong like the last time so deal with it. We will see a EN off collab in Japan with gura with them.

>>40389045
Reddit refugees are using /vt/ to vent their frustration while also fighting unicorns that bite bait like fish.

>>40389083
Bruh if my holoproshop order hasn't shipped yet your geekjack one sure as hell isn't coming any time soon

>>40389162
>last time you guys said gura would not do an off-collab because of her health problems
Nobody said this retard, the health issues last time was the coof.
Shitposters were sperging out over the poll shit before they got btfo with her being at Ame's.

https://youtu.be/INLdZn2BOEk

>>40389162
>not thinking that gura is in japan given the context makes me a non believer of the last off-collab
Fucking retard, iirc back then she didn't have cover announce her taking a break for whatever reason. Also moving across states is way different to traveling to another country you don't know the language of.
No, neither occasion is similar enough to extrapolate where i stood back then from now.
Eat a fucking bullet.

i think gura is in japan, not because of schizo rrats but because she liked this tweet before went silent, that's a hint right there guys
https://twitter.com/jkevin_arts/status/1600117626629341185

>>40389623
She fell off though

>>40389623
If anything liking that tweet implies that Gura's break itself is due to injuries sustained from attempting to fly to japan on the outside of the plane

>>40389361
>>40389584
Nope last time they were saying she did not have a passport (that was proven wrong when she said she may have to go to Japan and said she had her passport on a stream. And then they was saying that gura had a health problem that made it hard for her to fly and that she is grounded and that was proven wrong. Don't believe me go back and look at the archive.
The only problem here is people like you and most of the other people here act like they know a person they never met.
You guys need to understand that she may have had cover announce that so no one would know or track her down and take photos. remember the 1st off-collab? you guys did try to do that. I understand her not wanting you guys to know she is in the place plus with people knowing what she looks like makes it all the worse for her and a safety problem for the Holo members.

learn english

>>40389715
>you guys did try to do that
kys

>>40389162
I can't begin to fathom all that's wrong with this statement but I'll try
>would not do an off-collab because of her health issues
that was in febraury, in june it was rampant cuckposting that got BTFO
>1st EN off collab
that was the FAKMI one
happened last year on gura's Bday
again in february, which gura didn't attend because of health issues
>had been proven wrong you did not post or make a sound for like a month
no we weren't the before mentioned cuckposters were silent, are you saying anyone saying gura isn't in japan right now is a cuckposter?

>>40388919
PRONEBONE

>>40389715
He is right about one thing; you guys did try and track her down and take photos the 1st off-collab so I can see why she is going to such lengths to keep information about her in Japan on the low. Gura's safety is number 1.
You guys would try it a 2nd time given the chance and in Japan it would be easier. Hololive is trying to protect her and that is why they planned that and tweeted it.

>>40389912
this is pathetic anon, just stop

>>40389830
Nope just saying You guys need to lay off and calm down. we are existed that gura may be there (more than likely is and would mean her health is fine because we are worried) and if she is then we may get to see a really cool and fun off collab.

>>40390019
proofs? honestly the fact that all mk8 ENs are not in japan probably means gura didn't even plan to be there at this point, I'm willing to bet her return stream would be in japan

>>40389697

>>40361904
Same, I get hair like well past an inch on my shaft, less than on my balls but just as long. It's fucking annoying.

>>40361470
>Gura likes it bald
>I like it bald
WE ARE
cancer survivors

Been thinking about how gura seem to like indirect communication, like easter eggs and whatnot in unexpected places (like picrel)
Makes me wonder if there is a bunch of really subtle stuff we missed

>>40390142
>if she streams her pov people will think that something is off because she has a good ping
it makes sense now

>>40390539
Definitely, she loves saying stuff indirectly. The problem with that is she most likely says a lot of stuff that only she knows the real meaning of, just like with the uh oh! tweet

>>40390539
>>40390678
i have nothing better to do right now so im gonna look at her thumbnails for easter eggs

I want to smooch Gura's lower lips. I want to pinch her puffy cunny and flick it with my tongue. T u T

>>40390678
She wants to make sure us schizos are well fed for the day that she eventually consumes us

>>40390615
>>40390019
The schizophrenia in these type of posts is off the charts..

Gura is a cheeky little smartass brat, just look at the WWE poll...

>>40391200
*james franco winking.gif*

>>40391200
She is a master baiter just like /ggg/.

good morning cute shrimbs

>>40391406
goob morning gooba. T u T

Good morning ebis

>>40391406
Don't remind us. says she is returning streams 4 days that month.

>>40391541
I had almost forgot thanks upsetting me. She will be back when she is better. Remember life happens and if gura needs time she gets it.

>>40391406
its almost as if she has health issues

>>40389036
you can also type 'o' (letter) instead of '0' (number) and it accepts it

>>40391406
good morning princess, how is my child onahole daughterwife feeling today? What does your cunny smell like?

>>40391704
big if true
>verification not required

>>40391704
I would try to test that but
>verification not required

>>40392117
>>40391762
it's true, you can trust me :)

The stench of Gura's unwashed pussy...

>>40392172
test

>>40392172
>>40392231

>>40392172
I bet.

>>40392172
Woah, is that like reddit gold? Didn't know 4chan had something like that... cool

What would Gura weigh, taking into account both her 141cm height and her fat tail?

>>40392328
why …?

Gura is awake and retweeting guys.

AMESAME BROS
LET'S GOO

WIFE ALIVE!!

here we go again

my wife is alive

T o T

>>40392172
I don't belief it

>>40391406
GURA I LOVE YOU

I LOVE MY WIFE

>>40392328
100 poumds for her tiny body and 140 pounds for that thicc tail. A total of 240 pounds, what a fat fuck.

Good morning my daughter

She liked it T u T