/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

FUCK THIS EARTH

Gura's smelly panties....

Gurass

Believe in the shork this weekend (The tourney)

>>40330265
If I doing pushups on the ground does that count as fucking the earth?

>>40330273
I wonder if she'd be embarrassed if she saw me licking the pee stains on them...

https://twitter.com/moral_cacoethes/status/1610929036959842307

>>40330489
How much would you pay for that cup?

>>40330624
None. The art should have the official Gura bowl instead.

>>40330387
>Unzip pants
Well... it'd be a waste to just leave her hanging like that. Hehehe...

I love my wife so much!!

Gura Feet
In my mouth

Sweet, sweet cunny
Warm little honeypot

God knows how much money and energy Gura wasted on Shark'd and Susan fucking shadowbanned it. Dead in the water, hasn't gained any significant views in months.

>>40331322
All her true Chumbuds have watched it (and goomed to it) hundreds of times. That's the only thing that matters.

>>40331322
Susan simply bending the knee to google and whoever else pulling its strings. It was gooba's most ambitious project to date and they just ruined its success.

>>40331322
but why though

What if Cover forced Gura to not stream for some months in hopes it would make some people go out and find other holos to watch, namely the st*rs?
I'd believe just about anything at this point when it comes to EN management, they would pull a stunt like this just to boost their boys

>>40331322
Well it’s not a music video so people aren’t putting it on repeat.

>>40331322
And retards wonder why she's depressed/unmotivated...

>>40331559

>>40331568
sounds retarded but i am going to anti them regardless

>>40331559
>>40331700
Why is she like this?

It's been weeks since Gura last put her cute toes in my mouth
I'm perishing

>>40331871

So we are making shit up again to pass the time?

>>40331871
gura loves memes more than anything, especially sexual memes but she isn't allowed to say many of them on stream

>>40331568
Cover has a recipe for success but instead they're releasing boys that are going to lose to a broke college student with a chat bot that's been fed memes.

It's always shark pissy cunny but it's never shark poopy butt...

mistew officew anon touched me in my no no place!

>>40332055
Good.

Shark rump

>>40331322
All those cancelled streams for nothing....

Injecting Gura’s discharge (shark juice) straight into my veins.

Sex with a fembud.

Am I dead yet

>>40332680
A cat is fine too

>>40331568
any time i suspect there's any chance, no matter how remote, that cover is trying to move her aside to prop up that outside project, i make sure i am extra careful not to even click on anything outside her channel.

>>40333147
Nice try Gabby. Your panty peek won’t seduce me that easily.82rrdm

I miss gura

>>40333318
Oh yeah?

yeah, Gura's on "break" but we know what that really means

>>40333715
me on the left

>>40333715

Which one of you guys kid kidnapped gura?

>>40333856
I wish it was me...

>>40333856
It was my kid. I'll scold him after I'm done with her

>>40333842
yeah, i also heard about the tempus expansion.
looks like the EN has moved in a different direction, decreases the odds she’ll be back anytime soon and increases the odds of graduation.

things are just gonna get worse and keep on getting worse

>>40334437
ESL...

I just look at my dino Gura plushie and I know everything will be okay

Gura I need you more than anything

>>40334661
Same desu feels good

fuck Hololive EN

>dino gura ready for collection
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCKING FINALLY

>>40334812
Sure I'll start with Gura

>>40334812
Yes, Specially gura. i've been wanting to fuck her cuncun for a while now.

>>40334915
>>40334937
Gura is all that matters now

>>40332490
gura, why don’t you like ame?

I'm not convinced that Gura's best streaming years are behind her but I definitely believe Cover and Hololive's best years have passed. I'm tired of hearing about the talents being neglected while Cover keeps supporting and pushing decisions that no one asked for.

>>40335195
Fair enough, im at a point where i do not longer care what cover does, as long as it dosen't affect gura that much i don't give a shit

>>40335364
I'm pretty much the same. They've lost me now. Gura is all I care about.

Reminder Gura won't stream on Valentine's day.

>>40335195
Of course they are. She's not getting any younger, and with her voice autism (still filtered) she'll graduate the moment her voice begins to give out.

>>40335607
her voice isn't just gonna go away retardchama...

>>40335195
>didn't already hate cover

>>40335681
Where did I say anything about hating Cover or not? I was purely talking about the quality of content coming from hololive as a whole.

>>40335720
That shrimp? Yeah, me

>>40335720

>>40335800
I've never considered myself as into vore but this lives rent-free in my head

>>40334760
I almost feel retarded but it's so cute I just like having it near me
I have it on my desk and I keep doing occasional glances and smirking

Save us, Gura

They say good things come to those who wait... It pains me to see so many people receiving their Dinos while mine still haven't shipped, but the payout when all eight of them arrive will be divine
I won't be taking all eight out of their packaging and posing for photos though

https://twitter.com/zzeyy_3d/status/1611074186125926411

i miss greg and her cute mannerisms and way of speaking and soft angelic voice

>>40336739
Soon, anon, soon
My only regret is only buying two

>>40337266
your phone posting is showing

>>40337473
greg?

geekjackbros i need my dino.. i dont know how to cope

>>40337389
I might question whether or not I bought too many, but I will never regret buying too few

guraaaaaaa… ToT
my love for you is so pure ToT
don’t you realize that you are tearing me apart

Is gura dead?

is greg streaming tonite?

>>40337851
gura is kill

I need gura soles on my face NOW

>>40337939
NO ONE is streaming tonight
That just makes this so much worse, there isn't even anyone else in EN or even ID to watch while she's gone

The walls are talking to me and they sound like Gura

>>40338126
huhaha

>>40338126

>>40338126
the walls are breathing rn and it sounds like gura asmr

I nominate Gawr Gura for House Speaker.

>>40338374
my leader T u T

>>40338330
>>40338126
Gura ate you.

>>40338374
Gura would get yelled at to speak up so much.. my poor sharkwife could not handle it

>>40338501
finally… I am inside her

>>40338374
The first house speaker as somebody who has Chrons disease. Very progressive anon.

>>40338374
and she can only speak when she's had too much apple juice

Kissy gay girl sex

How'd she do in mayro crat?

>>40338899
Perfect breastfeeding height

I'm madly in love with my cunny wife

>>40339046
raged but persevered

Is there a message on the back of the card? I don't want to open it.

>>40339572
>he didn't immediately open and sniff it
retardbud...

>>40334595
do you want to hug

Aww yeah, 3% cunny jackpot.

>>40339811
I have a cold...

>>40339913
Sourse?

>>40340127
That looks like FE Heroes to me.

>>40340127
Fire Emblem Heroes.

>>40339913
That's... a very old and bad unit, hope you got it from the free roll at least. You could even get it 3 and 4 stars and spend some feathers promoting it to 5...

>>40339913
1000? you sick fuck, that's too young

>>40332055
for me it's always shark poopy butt. Gura's poopy butt is very important to me. I'm gonna ban Gura from wiping her butt for a week, and then eat her ass.

>>40340397
I just dumped all the orbs I got from doing the quests on her summon.

>>40340552
how many times do we need to tell you that you aren't welcome here scatbud

>>40340604
anon... that's a launch unit... what are you doing...

>>40340670
Don't know don't care. Dragon cunny.

>>40340613
i keep the thread fresh and interesting. Just because you don't love Gura enough to do what needs to be done. You'd just let her flush it away. baka.

How was yesterday’s stream?

>>40340749
poop is the opposite of fresh

>>40340749
t. literal threadshitter

>>40340833
welll you don't want it sitting around getting dry. Freshness is very important.

Just give me the pee, thanks. You're welcome to live inside her toilet bowl waiting for feeding time.

>>40340730
That you'll use once and forget forever anon.

"people" who get aroused by excrement are literally animals

>>40341028
that's the kindest thing anyone has ever said about me. thank you.

>>40340822
tangy and sweet. i think gura is on a mango juice kick again

>>40340948
There's a purpose to this game other than collecting cute girls?

>>40340822
kinda lame honestly, I don’t even remember what game she was playing

>>40340730
there's another dragon cunny in that game who is much newer and powerful

>>40342232
For (me (not you)), just so we're all on the same page

>>40342439
I made this post btw

i want to scrape my teeth under her toenails and scrape out the gunk. probably smells like fresh parmesan cheese. delicious.

as gura's mommy wife i have dibs on everything..

footjob from a fembud

miss

Gura feet

>>40342585
TuT

https://youtu.be/wrgfVsBIUQI?t=41

>>40342858
what's that cage for in the back?

>>40340411
Correct, Gura is a rippe 9000+ year old child.
1000 is just too young.

She will return strong for us.

She will return.

i miss her

Reminder that there's nothing stopping her from "returning" to twitter and membership posts.

>>40343535
NOT NOW OKAYU
I’M TRYING TO BE DEPRESSED

>>40343535

>>40343585
STOP BEING DEPRESSED, I DON'T WANT IT TO RUB OFF ON ME

she WILL return (in some form) during the tournament
TRUST in the plan
trust the SHARK

I just hope she’s okay…

I'm ready to wait some more months but when she comes back I really hope it'll go back to normal..
If she becomes an Ayame or Shion forever I don't know if I could handle it

>>40344228
good job you killed the thread

>>40344947
I'm sorry...

>>40345147
I don't get it

>>40345346

>Gura leaves
>Homoshit takes over
god i hate Cover so fucking much.
I really do hope Gura just goes indie and does what she wants.... after I get my daki that is.

>>40345527
Hololive is not the most competent company in the world but they lent a degree of professionalism to Gura that would be missed if she went indie, imho

>>40345706
>they lent a degree of professionalism to Gura
they really havent though
they abandoned EN from the start and have actively sabotaged her in many instances.
Gura is a cash cow to them and nothing else.

>>40345706
Good. I don't want professional Gura. She can leave for months if she wants and I will never say I want her forced to be here.

>>40345861
if nothing else they do the merch and buyfag stuff, that’s a full time job on it’s own

>>40345861
they took the money and spent it on the shitshow you've seen unfold over the past 20 hours.

>>40345280
Goth Gura works too well

>>40345901
asking her to go back to being an indie act instead of working for a corpo with accountants, operations, and marketing is potentially asking her to walk away from millions of dollars

>>40346286
And? That's her business, not mine.

>>40346332
I’m just saying it’s not fair to ask someone to say no to a shot at generational wealth so that she can make more intimate/better content for her diehard fans

>>40346286
NTA but she would easily gain almost the same number of youtube members again, and gets to keep a larger cut of the superchats/member revenue. Independent channels can also find sponsorships just fine. The only thing she would lose out on, which is a big deal to her, is the idol and 3D experience. It just wouldn't be the same without being a part of hololive

>>40346403
>generational wealth
you don't know what this term means.

>>40346403
When did I ask that? My position is that Gura should do whatever she wants no matter what.

>>40346489
if you make more than 50-100 mil it’ll get pissed away within 3 generations because of how American estates get divided anyways, I’m aware she’ll never be an oil baron type

>>40346456
She would not, neither of the two actually active former holos did. They went from heavyweights to lightweights. This is still more than fine, mind you, they're doing pretty well for themselves, but as much as I hate management I do not think Gura is capable of managing herself, either. Worst case, she'd trip herself up on her own projects because too little red tape is sometimes as bad or worse than too much. Best case...What we have right now, where we don't even get to see her very often. Flying solo might free her up in some areas but you aren't gonna get schedules or consistency back out of it. All discounting the fact that she loves said idol stuff.

>>40346612
She's not going to come close to making 50 million over her career, especially not under Cover. I could maybe see an argument for her making 5-10 million total under Cover but she would need to be with them for a few more years.

>>40346852
yeah I was throwing out 50-100 mil as an absurd number that isn’t reachable. In any case, the sums of money involved are serious and she should do whatever’s best for her family

>>40346826
>She would not, neither of the two actually active former holos did.
Saying things you feel with no source doesn't make them true, and you can't compare Gura to the others for a number of reasons.

>>40346627
and she did

>>40346913
If you don't immediately know what I'm talking about, you have no part in this conversation and nothing to add. I'm not gatekeeping forbidden knowledge here, it's not hard to do your own homework and it's not even something that can be argued once you've done it. The last thing I'll say on this is that we would follow her anywhere ina heartbeat if she lets us, but many are fickle in a worse way than our menhera/weakbuds. They'd pay lip service but bleed away pretty quickly once the hololive brand was no longer attached to her.

>>40347175
You have no reason to be here. Leave.

>>40347242
Oh, it's you. Should've known.

>>40347175
>Hololive is the reason Gura has fans
There is a reason why Gura is an anomaly with how popular she is compared to other holos. She didn't get that big because the brand, so it makes so sense to assume leaving would hold her back.

>>40347175
Gura was already more popular than all of Hololive before joining it
She would be more popular than "Gura" if she left it too.

>>40347346
call me paternalistic but Gura is in her 20s and made lots of money, typically people need a full time tard wrangler when they’re in that position to not self destruct. I don’t have any deep insight into how well Hololive manages it’s talent but it can’t be worse than her on her own

>>40347175
As long as she doesn't curse like a sailor. I'm not a fan of that.

>>40346456
>>40346826
1. become senzawa again
2. wait for vshojo offer
3.????
4 profit

>>40347539
retard

>implying she would ever want to go back to those days of depression and self-depreciation
There's no way she would prefer a lifestyle like that to her current free money lifestyle. If the retarded anti didn't publish her family's phone numbers all over the web she would still be streaming regularly.

For those who didn't know, yes her family is being stalked and she's depressed, stressed and worried all the time. This is one of the reasons she's sick.

>>40347539
I don't watch them but they don't seem like they have the same kind of unity HoloEN does.

looks like schizo hours are starting

>>40347346
I will again say to just do your homework. Fans and casual fans are different and the latter wouldn't follow her for long elsewhere. To clarify a little since I apparently need to for some reason, I'm not saying hololive is the only reason she has fans or that she wouldn't still have a big following elsewhere, I'm saying that it don't expect it to be an improvement for her or us.

>>40347575
Don't state shit like this if you're not going to bother to provide proof. Nobody is going to believe you.

>>40347602
>she's walking away from millions of dollars
>no I was actually saying it wouldn't be an improvement
Faggot stop changing the topic. How you perceive content quality isn't the same as saying she would make substantially less by walking away from hololive.

>>40347581
they like to do their own thing most of the time, but it does seem like some are closer than others, like nyan and mouse. But that doesn't really matter, she gets a manager to handle merch and sponsers and then she does w/e she wants. for exmaple, react content :^)

>>40347752
I'm not the one who talked about millions of dollars. You guys seriously have a problem with assuming absolutely everything you don't like looking at is some samefag anti.

>>40347597
I don't know how a supposed Gura fan could think this "discussion" is appropriate for the Gura thread.

>>40347839
>samefag
Learn what this means retard because you're not using it right, and don't reply if you have no fucking clue what the reply chain was even about.

>>40347950
>NTA but she would easily gain almost the same number of youtube members again, and gets to keep a larger cut of the superchats/member revenue
This is what I was responding to. I don't care about what you're taking offense to, and I don't care who you were talking to or what about. Still deleting because I shouldn't be indulging this to begin with.

I need more cute Guras

>>40348109

>>40348109

>>40348109

I love dino Gura

>>40348243
this is not cute it is extremely erotic

put the furgloves back on Gura

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0WoTXrxRvY
always loved this bgm, reminds me of runescape music

>>40348363
It's extremely erotic, but she still makes it cute.

>>40349031
I warned her

What does her shark juice taste like?

I need a scholar's verbose estimation on exactly WHY dino gura is so cute
brainlets need not reply

Gura's war on cookies

>>40349350
gura cute

Dino Gura plushie has a head you would think was engineered specifically to be headpat it's actually insane

>>40349350
round belly
stubby limbs
cute face unlike that beady eyed bitch bloop

>>40349350
the sublime is not just about grandeur and majesty, but also about the play of the imagination and the charms of innocence. Dino Gura perfectly exemplifies these qualities, and her boundless energy sustains us in a world filled with stress and uncertainty and entitles her to the title of cutest stuffy in the world
rub

>>40349345
Salt, mostly.

hi cute shrimpos
bye cute shrimpos

Gura I need to use your genes.

>>40349372
No cookie will go left undropped

>>40350321
the fucked up stomach genes or the ones that forces you to go missing every once in a while? gura's son will get the milk

>>40350289
>GIF is in the first 15 seconds of scrolling a tenor search for "gura"
i belieb

>>40350643
Anon you can't be that easy to fool

>>40350769
well, it's also properly capitalized and phoneposted

>>40350769
Why are you so eager to disbelieve? Gura loves us.

>>40350769
ah what the hell, let the anon have a little hope, it’s better than listening to ojisan ramble

I exercised again.

Huhaha

>>40351102
She's such a goof

>>40351102
so elegant T o T

>>40351102
>>40351161
I wish she would do more of these 3d streams, her mannerisms are too cute.

>>40351261

>>40351316
feel better gura

JESUS FUCK WHO LEFT GURA OUTSIDE

>>40351316
FEEL BETTER GURA

>>40351316
FEEL BETTER GURA

>>40350837
I love the memes that stream spawned.

Just in case anyone needs goom material, immerse yourself in this beautiful soundpost.

>>40352043
I'm not gooming without goom perms

>>40351578
THIS IS ALMOST AS BAD AS THE CHAIR TRICK YAB

>>40351578

>>40352120
truly a modern monk

>>40352144
Which one?

>>40352278
The two set where she is standing on the hand rails of a chair followed by her creating a yamcha style crater on the ground I'm assuming.

>>40352617
I do not know this one.

>>40352691
its NSFW

>>40352862
Wh... Where can I get the full one?

>>40352956
anon... your joke reps

>>40352862
>>40353040
kek

>>40352862
WOAH GURA I BET YOU CAN DAB UP THERE

>>40352862
GURA GET DOWN

>>40352862
you brat

gura kyoot

>>40352956
>>40353040
>>40353117
>>40353122
>>40353133
>>40353141

>>40353231
AIIIEEEEEEEEEE

>>40353231
OHH NYOO!!!

>>40353231
I can't believe gawr gura is dead

GOD BLESS AMERICA
GOD BLESS THIS SHARK

>>40353231
MEDIC!!!

>>40353333
CHECK’D

>>40353231
Gura, it's shit like this why you're out on sick leave!

>>40353398
donut worry the hospital has a new machine that'll help her

GOD SAVE THE KING
GOD SAVE THE SHORK

>>40353398
don't worry the hospital has a new machine that'll help her

>>40353603
Those donuts would certainly help her alright.

>>40353540
After hearing her playing that song, I am happy to inform you all that I have dished out correction.

>>40353632
you saw nothing

>>40353603
Is this the med bed my conspiracy aunt has been going on about?

>>40353537
Really? There's nothing nsfw about this.

So while gura's dying of an unknown diseas, what are ya'll watching? For me, It's her minecraft streams.

>>40353231
GOOWA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hey. I'm not sure if the possibility has been considered here yet, I'm just gonna throw out a concern theory out, that infact gura hasnt been online since her last actual stream appearance. She pulled a dirty on cover and is ghosting them. She isnt here anymore. She gone. She's done with hololive. They dont know what happened they dont have any contact with her anymore, but they cant let us know that. Ofc manager is writing the gura fanfic tweets. She isnt coming back. I fear we will have to wait forever... She's never coming back.

>>40353540
Gura will always be American

>>40354080
That's stupid, you're stupid.

>>40353924
i cant watch vods, ill miss her too much. ive been watching random movies

>>40354130
I know right, gura’s been at my place this whole time

>>40353924
i am listening to my new oshi, herbert von karajan

>>40353924
>>40354234
I've been watching vods but it really does rub it in that things used to be better, I think this just makes it feel worse. Today it's Amnesia Rebirth because I still think it's kinda funny how much she didn't like that game. Very fair too because it was shit.

>>40354534
VODs can be bittersweet but I still watch them

>>40354534
Amnesia rebirth is the reason I started watching Gura (and vtubers). I got tired of the painfully slow uploads and cliffhangers of the youtubers I was watching play it and remembered that that one anime girl liked horror games. In the end she didn't even finish the game so I had to wait out the uploads anyway, but at that point I was hooked

I just nuked a yam like gura used to and it was surprisingly good

>>40355009
she always talks about vegetables I have never fucking heard of

>>40354534
Things absolutely were not better content-wise. Put an early Gura stream by a modern Gura one and I'll pick modern Gura every time.

>>40355068
you never heard of fucking yam dude?

>>40355068
you've never heard of yams?

Stop crying.

>>40355183
>>40355182
yams are not real

>>40355149
That's not quite what I meant and I suspect you know it. I'm also not interested in an argument, though. You are right that she improved by leaps and bounds with time. This isn't the picture I was looking for but everything is an unsorted mountain mixture of porn, fuck it.
>>40355068
Like what, butternut squash?

>>40355305
yams are just bad potatoes

>>40355429
well kabocha for starters. I finally looked it up and it’s a fancy squash

>>40355214
no

For a second, I thought it was already the end of January and that I had once again lost track of how much time was passing but thankfully I was wrong this time...

>>40355214
I'm a chumbaby googoo gaga

now that I'm staring at the birthday merch picture every day I'm really noticing how her shoulders are bare. why did she do this? it's too erotic and not fair

Gura will eventually sing Treasure box right???
I need this.

>>40355952
She is very aware that we want it, and she knows why. Being denied it under those conditions is almost as good as getting it.

>>40356006
>we want it
She want it as well

>>40356049
I don't believe it or she would have sung it already.

>>40356104
She said she is not ready

>>40356104
Knowing Gura she might not be singing it because she knows there's a Gura-Marine duet during Holofest or Marine's next live or some shit like that. Imagine.

God I want gura and marine to do gay things to each other

I got a sub today and it reminded be of this. I love how much this retarded shit made her laugh.

>>40356181
isn't that how mogu mogu turned out? I can't remember but I think all the times she sung it before the live were scuffed.

shork's sense of humor is so fucked, I love her

>>40356288
>hurgusburgus

I don't know about you guys but I think that Gawr is a real jerk.

Gawr bullies my oshi. I hate her.

>>40356732
we better tie her up and punish her

I'm the shark

>>40356288
I miss her ahhhhhhhhhhhh

>>40356732
Gura, you two need to learn to get along.

sorry for being kinda off topic but here is my favorite clip of guras wife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rx0I2vhbqaA

https://youtu.be/0virJ9S22z0

>>40357484
cute cat

>>40357484
Meanwhile, Gura will talk about how much she wants to fuck her Okayu figurines.

>>40357484
>>40357667
>>40357676
mogu mogu was so good on her 3d concert

>>40357484
im so glad they did the mogu mogu song collab together

Marine being sick was why the birthday got fucked, right?

>>40357831
no not at all, management cancelled it

>>40357853
Because Marine was sick, right?

>>40357884
no

window shopping

>>40358030
But Marine was sick, right?

Just saw the news about the new TEMPUS Bois, you just know that Gura is PREPPING them behind the scenes and by PREPPING I mean she's letting them all have a taste of her cunny to see what it feels like to be a chad who gets to cuck millions of losers. Get fucked, I really enjoy seeing you parasocial fucks get tortured.

NTRbuds we can't stop winning. Gura really gets off on pretending to be a pure innocent little girl while being the biggest slut in hololive. I bet she plays with the Tempus Bois just like with J and B and now that we are getting more Bois I bet we'll be seeing even less of our sharkie...

>>40357484
Fatto catto is alright by me

A little late aren't you?
Well it was nice for a while anyway.

Forget condom money, Gura doesn't use protection, she gets off on being a dirty slut with bastard children, I only give her money to feel more betrayed because it turns me on.

I want a more Gura × JP song collabs.

>>40358696
the matsuri collab was underrated

>>40358696
I want one with Suisei

A millionaire 24 yo woman who used to stream with very close male friends and has all the free time in the world, I bet she's saving her hymen for one of us, right bros??

>>40358726
I actually liked that despite people nitpicking it like crazy back then.