/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gura cute Gura cute!

Hello chumbuds I am making a post talking about Gura.
It is very easy and if you see people talking about things you dont like you should ignore them and make posts about Gura instead of replying to them

GURA HAD TWITTER ACTIVITY TODAY. PRAISE HER.

>>29529581
Proud of her

>gura drink beer
question for chumbuds: REAL?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Rust stream tonight

>>29529588
source?

>>29529621
I don't think Gura drinks beer.

I’m so proud of her. She’s doing her best, especially for someone with severe autism.

>>29529621
kill yourself

>>29529643
kissy kiss sex

>>29529662
deez nutz_______

I want to make love to Gura. I imagine Gura sitting on my lap, leg-locking me while deeply penetrated as I hug her tightly, then kiss her forehead and her cheeks, caressing her hair, her back and her butt-cheeks. I love Gura so much it's unreal.

>>29529689
She really isn't. She can do better and you know it, stop making excuses for her.

>>29529689
I love gura but let's be honest, she has self-diagnosed meme "autism" that's literally just being an introverted dork.

I'm proud of Gura for doing her best and making teamates seethe eternally

>>29529581
Well done Gura! You clicked the button! Meanwhile Kaela has been grinding quartz for 20 hours for the project you’ll never complete! That’s more hours than you’ve streamed in a month!

>>29529770
I actually didn't even realize the pic I posted was referencing HERfag shit until you pointed it out

Where does she produce insulin from?

>>29529979
why do teamates have so much real estate in the goomba general

>>29529979
I agree but let's not invite them to derail us again

>>29530064
Pee

>>29530150
"Oh nyo" is not funny.

>>29530199
oh nyo

>>29529621
I would drink her natural and 100% organic cunny "beer".

>>29530120
The Gura Ame breakup cycle.

>>29530120
unironically discord

>>29530120
Because 2 niggers can't help themselves and have to autistically "defend" and reply to everything when they could just sit back and laugh at the seethe.

Should I prepare myself for another streamless day?

>>29530051
>>29530363

I love her.
I love HER!
I LOVE HER! T u T

Gura liked this. You're now allowed to goom.

>>29530199

>>29530288
>>29530328
you guys unironically believe that teamates are the ones that make all the bait threads instead of like, rival company shills?

>>29530051
Gura has streamed 23 hours this month not counting members streams.
CHECKMATE LOSER

>>29530655
Calling any shitposter a "nijitranny" or "teamate" usually works since it's always them.

>>29530538
I totally didn't already goom like 5 times to Gura pics today. I shall cum for my shark wife whenever she requires.

>>29530655
no not all of them
probably not even 1/2
but they literally undeniably raid threads and do a MASSIVE amount of false flagging in global

>>29530655
I never said it was teamates tardo. I just stated that it was the autists here that reply ALL the shitposts.

GURA CUTE!

>>29529953
NOOOOO U DONT UNDETSAND SHE IS ACTUAL Y AUTISM !!!!!!!!!!!

I'd love to embrace her every day especially when she's feeling down or frustrated and I'd love to pat her head and caress her pretty and fluffy, wavy long hair. Whenever she cries I would caress her tear-stained cheeks and tell her I'll be there for her whenever she needs me until death takes me away from her. I love her so much it's unreal.

>>29530715
>Toes out of frame
I'm disappointed

love shork
shrimple as

>>29529953
Gura is textbook autism....
Which is a good thing because autism makes girls more cute.

>>29531098
Too lewd! too powerful...

>6 hours to possible stream
Waiting in pain but with patience.

Sneeky shork hehe

Gura soon

>>29529953
She's at least a mild aspie. Consider her strange dietary habits, insane talent at rhythm games, and the (cute) vocal tics, on top of the social anxiety.

>>29531670
do you mind if I ask for s-sauce?

>>29531557
>that was like 1 year ago

>>29531800
don't think about how long ago streams were. that way lies only suffering

Are we all creepy perverts?

What the Gura doing.

>>29531763
Just belieb me

>>29531800
it was so cute XP
Good times… :’)

I want Gura to look at me like this while she makes me cum with her feet. Imagine the pure look of utter disdain, while she is secretly very much into it, giving into her sexual desire and furiously moving her slender, porcelain legs. You would be able to see a puddle of her lovely juices form beneath her all the while. I bet that her slippers hide two very beautiful, womanly feet and 10 little precious painted girly toes, ripe for a suckling. I want Gura to lick her soles clean of my seed after the act is done. I want Gura to make me cum with her feet...
Maybe Gura has enough experience with grooming that she wants to drive you insane by never completely satiating your desires. Maybe she gets off to the idea of your prostate burning hot while the only thing of sexual interest to you that swirls around in your head all day now is her cute feet. Maybe she wants you in this perpetual state of agony, chuuuuum-bie. Maybe, just maybe.
Also, Gura now has a fast enough chat that T2 member streams are more than warranted.
I think she should start with streams where she talks about her feet in detail, going over her size, her arch depth, and scent along with putting her new ASMR mic down by her feet and using it as a footrest. Nothing overly sexual, light teasing at most in the style of say "uh oh chuum-bie I've got your ears between my toes what are you gonna do~ hmmmm~", keep it fairly casual, the "why would you get off to this?" vibe makes it all the better.
More of an extreme but a wholly welcomed one would be a footcam at times, as much as it would be appreciated I understand if there's no bare skin, so thin stockings would suffice provided everything is well lit. Spreading your toes in the light there should be a clear distinction between what's stocking and what are your adorable toes. Another suggestion would be painting your toes themed for special occasions, subscriber milestones, anniversaries, etc. and posting pictures, but making sure to provide a proper download link as YouTube's embedding can be annoying to extract from.
Thanks for reading, here's to an exciting future of you making me cum with your feet, Gura!

I ate a burger and took a nap, but now my tummy hurts. I need a sharkmaid to take care of me.

>>29531984
I'll be anything for my wife.

>>29532689
>someone saved my flattening edit
look ma I made it

>>29530708
Oh damn, I’ve been BTFO by three hours!

>>29532866
nice of you to admit it

Do you think Gura sees her clingy fans as annoying? clingy I mean fans that are in every stream chat and that respond to all her tweets and comment all her vods.

>>29533068
Absolutely not, unless they are annoying.

>>29533068
No not even a tiny bit.

>>29533068
she likes having regulars as far as I've seen

>>29533131
I just tell her I love her and that she's cute and that the streams are fun and I use a lot of emotes.

>>29533068
It depends on what they write I guess.

>>29533068

>>29533235
You're good. I absolve you of whatever brainworms make you think Gura doesn't like you.

>>29533235
I don't see how anyone, let alone someone like Gura, could get annoyed by that.

I'm going to breed Gura.

I miss goomba....
I hope she plays Minecraft soon and does a superchat reading after.

Minecraft anim is almost done
How the fuck do I link it

What did she mean by this?

https://twitter.com/moral_cacoethes/status/1553090299563499522?t=WHC_CJLPp7mIfZvrRE7U_g&s=19

>>29535050
yeah, me

>>29535082
cute idea, shit body proportions

I'm in love with Gura!

>>29535124
Yeah, definitely not his best work.

>>29530655
>>29530655
teammate here, i don't hate Gura, i actually respect her. haven't you seen the amount of tourists, shitposters, falseflaggers and dramabait skyrockted after the new Nijisanji Wave and Holostars debuted? so

>>29530231
Vagina beer exists right? Gura should do a collaboration with that beer company and make a gawr gura cunny beer edition.

>>29536018
>teammmmmate
If you're not falseflagging, sadly a lot of teamates are 12 yo kids who love to shitpost, so that's why it's easy to assume every shitposter is a teamate.

>>29536155
I would become an alcoholic.

Buds, what happened to the full 1 to scale figure/model? Was it auctioned off already and if so who bought it?

>>29536936
Nobody knows. Not even Gura.

>>29529581
That's mah girl!

whenever i feel sad, i'm thankful that gooba is there to make me happy. there were a lot times that i got struck by crippling loneliness, but after watching her live, or even if it's an old stream, she never failed to put a smile on my face. i know she's never /here/ and typing all these is nonsense, but i just want to say that i'm very very very happy to be a chumbud.

>>29536936
I'm more interested in the 1/7 scale version which I could actually buy if they don't memory hole it

>>29537151
I doubt it's forgotten, I think it just takes them a long time to get things pushed out. It took them a year to finally show off the PuP first concepts for Gura and Mori

member's only handcam unboxing stream today

member's only cunny rub asmr today

>>29537095
She just emanates happiness

>>29537255
It's the lack of news on the already completed full scale statue that was supposed to go for auction that tanks my confidence

>>29537374
Now this I believe

I want to sink my teeth into gura's skin

>>29537414
gura pretty much only streams when she knows she's in a mood to be able to do this

>>29538690
So she's depressed a majority of the time?

>>29539042
yes

>>29539075
Well, as long as she doesn't do a flip, we'll be fine

>>29530655
Teamates supposedly had a hidden raid channel in their discord that mostly targeted /ggg/, whether that's true or not I can't prove it so take this with a grain of salt, but I swear I remember somebody posting screenshots of it. Other than that the clashes our threads had because of Ame halting Gura collabs and the E3 shit means that the old alliance our threads had will probably never come back.

>>29539075
I wish I could do even half as much for her as she does for me.

>>29539299
Assuming this is real, they might be teamates, but they have nothing to do with the ones that are actually here on this board. They hate discordniggers.

>>29537467
I'm not too worried about that, it was likely just gonna be auctioned at some japanese event anyways. It could be sold already and no one would know if management never tells Gura about it

Are chumbuds a bunch of depressed idealistic romantics? Maybe it's just me.

>>29539603
Depressed? Yeah

>>29539455
Anon just because some teamates hate discord niggers doesn't mean that others aren't on a discord server. Hell I wouldn't be surprised if there were a /ggg/ server, and this thread has better reason to hate discordniggers than most if not all of the /vt/ splits.

>>29539603
Uhh no...

>>29539603
Maybe, but I do know that there are a lot of chumbuds that like to project themselves onto Gura when they talk about her.

grinning goomergaki

>>29539603
Nope, I'm not really into romance. I'm just horny.

>>29539788
same doko

Ok, where the fuck is she? 3rd day break?

>Her next song is an English cover for a garbage gacha
I wouldn't wish that upon my worst enemy, I am so sorry Chumbuds...

>>29539999
not the first time anon

>>29539042
Aren’t we all

>>29539999
no worries bud i gave up on her songs a long time ago

Gura meets the height definition of a dwarf. You guys are into dwarf shark girl

>>29540145
midge

>>29540145
Properly proportioned dwarf women are the sexiest creatures every created

>>29540145
>Gura is a dwarf
But female dwarfs have beards anon

>>29539999
Well money is money. Hope they paid her good for it.

Mc animation is done but it’s massive. Where the hell do I put it?

>>29539603
Yes.

>>29540328
youtube?

>>29540145
Imagine...

>>29539999
It's clear that she doesn't care about songs, wish she would at least stream to make up for it, but we don't even get that.
>>29540311
She'd get more money if she streamed regularly.

>>29540284
You mean children? Sick fuck

Will the dumb whore shark finally stream today? She's already losing Sunday to Santa's graduation and then the crxpo next weekend
C'mon lazy bitch do a stream

>>29539999
wasn't she just singing it like the priconnect one? haven't heard anything about a cover

>>29539603
vtuber fandom in general has a lot of twenty something dudes whose relationships didn't work out and feel like they have no strategy or plan to establish a new one, so the emotional hole is band-aided with internet anime girls

>>29540416
Uh, sure? No good channel though. Streamable’s gonna shit up quality, but maybe Imgur?

>>29539999
Proof that she only puts in effort for the corporate money bag. She hasn't given us any solo covers in two years yet and I bet she counts this shill shit as a project she's busy with

https://twitter.com/moral_cacoethes/status/1553110796238036994
Shark week had come to an end

>>29540551
>She'd get more money if she streamed regularly.
No she wouldn't.

>>29540580
Stop calling my wife a dumb lazy whore, you motherfucker!

>>29540673
Hololive wouldn't help her do anything and reject anything she wants to do, so all she's left are sponsors.

does this work? https://imgur.com/a/NtH8nBb

>>29540749
This is awful, thanks.

>>29540749
oh...
that mc animation. I thought you were on about something else.

>>29540580
she's at ame's studio

>>29540749
yeah, me.

>>29540812
No prob

>>29540673
>>29540580
>>29539963
>>29539999
Sana's graduation is tomorrow for Gura, not Sunday.

>>29540749
my fucking sides

>>29540580
SEA

:3

>>29541128
larp

>>29540580
why you blaming Gura when it's literally the manager's fault

>>29540749
Blocked.

Another week without stream...again(except Monday). this so called proyects is getting me annoyed already. So i supossed NOT STREAM UNTIL AUGUST OR MAYBE NEXT YEAR.

JUST FUCKING STREAM ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gawr Gura: The Ayame, Aqua of EN.

>>29541340
Daddy chill

>>29541424
Gura is cuter and streams more, sorry.

>>29540145
Kiara is confirmed for being a hair under 5'2". Based on the poptart collab Kiara is significantly taller than Gura. Ame is about the same size as Kiara (Kiara tweeted that Ame dressed her in her clothes). During the bar fight stream Ame's camera point of view was a head shorter than the NPCs, Gura's eyeline from her PoV was at the NPC's belly button.
Gura is legitimately under 5 feet tall

>>29540749
this is the type of shit that makes her sad

>>29541203
Me on my way to Cover HQ

>>29541538
yeah, me.

I gonna turn schizo if she doesn't turn stream today. 7 fukcing streams on July
Just fucking 7.
HEY GURA BREAK THE RECORD: NO STREAM FOR AUGUST AND YOU CHILL SPONSOR STREAM WON'T COUNT. OK????

>>29541340
Kys faggot

any Gura sightings or whispers or legends from todays rust streams?

>>29541691
>>29541340
There were 9 Gura streams in July so far, teamate. And Sunday is still open.

>>29541789
>>29541805
he is telling the true. When she is gonna stream?. Is she gonna make another member stream just to apologize about that again? What if she gonna be like tat for the rest of year. thats like sana level of lazyness

>>29541994
>>29541805

>>29541994
Then stop watching her you fucking retard

>>29541805
>Sunday
yeah she's gonna stream the same day of sana graduation. Of course.......she won't.

>>29542117
watching who? where is she???? who is this literal who???

>>29541805
>"It'll get better after her Birthday!"
>Streams even less

>>29542175
You're really bad at this
>>29542123
Sana's graduation is in 26 hours and 22 minutes.

So what is her next excuse again?
And I know she is checking 4chan since last time was pretty obvious.

Some of you just can't help yourselves, can you?

>>29542233
>>29542301

stop making fun of my wife

>>29542301
She has been going on dates with me, sorry anon

>>29542293
Anon the contract end on July 31 Japan time and not tomorrow

My sharkwife is busy, I'll go do my gym reps

>>29539999
She's just singing it on stream you retard

You just need a little goddamn FAITH

>>29542473
And?

>>29542301
sweden schizo my beloved

stop replying to the obvious bait nigger

>>29542520
Never lost faith in my wifedaughter. I will be the last chumbud

>i want to do more RP!
>doesn't do RP

>i want to do a nendo unboxing stream!
>doesn't do unboxing stream

>im prepping a little itty bitty tiny something!
You meant shill cover? lmao

>>29542527
tomorrow is free, but of course gura won't stream again. Also
>Sana's graduation is in 26 hours and 22 minutes.
do your fucking maths.

>>29542473
>>29542643
It is currently July 30th in Japan and it will be July 31st tomorrow.

>>29542520
Doubting Gura is proof you don't deserve her.
It's why I never doubt and just let her do her thing.

>>29542720
The guy only comes to these threads to talk about how much he doesn't like Gura tbqh

>>29542703
So talented!

>>29542660
she won't graduate on July 31 12:00am JST fucking idiot. She will end the stream on august 1 12:00AM.
Start doesn't mean she will stream at midnight

>>29542775
Please kill yourself right now.

>>29540749
Well, that was something...

>>29542760

>>29542757
Oh I know it's why I don't touch his bait.
If people just ignored him entirely he'd go back to hating on Marine. Also yes that's my rrat this guy is actually Marineschizo.

Why are the filthy seamonkeys upset this time?

>i want to do the handcam stream
>i want to do ASMR with ku100
>i want to do the cooking stream
>i want to do the watch-along with members
>i want to do DUOLINGO again
>i want to play it takes two with ame
>i want to play valheim on stream so i will try to get permission
>i have my plan for 3M celebration
>i want to spend Christmas with you guys
>My parents visited me on this Christmas so i want to spend my time with them, sorry guys
>i want to improve myself
>i am so lonely cause i have no one to talk to so i asked my mom to play video games with
>i will be gone for a while because of house hunting
>i have schedule. I think i will post it soon
>i can go back to stream normally now

>>29540749
Don't ever post anything like this again

>>29542999

wasted

>>29542999
I'm seeing a lot of "wants" and not a lot of "will". Maybe one day your grasp of what constitutes a promise or not will improve esl-kun

>>29542999
Women are so adept at manipulation I don't think they even realize when they're lying half the time. Maybe she wanted to do all those things in the moment but it's clear she doesn't really care enough to actually follow through with them.

>>29543148
>>29542999
Doesn't work anymore, teamate. Sorry.

You do lift right? Gura likes muscles

>>29529953
She's on the spectrum for sure
Not full blown autist but still, there is no doubt in my mind she is somewhat autistic, but obviously I cant be sure HOW much

>>29543194
>Don't care, had cybersex ERP
This.

I love Gura and her hair!

>>29543336
Gura is using shake weight for my own pleasure

>>29543336
I do, and I have been lifting regularly for the past 15 months now

My cute maid has already proven her good will to me and then some. I fully trust her and will give her however long she needs.

>>29539603
Unironically yes
Chumbuds see the world as it could be, as it should be and as a result the disparity of reality vs fantasy and possibility is jarring and results in depression.
If you get a chumbud to stop memeing, the answer of what they want in a woman as a partner will be loyalty, friendship and love
something pure and wholesome and not say a living cocksleeve, those are just memes etc

>>29539603
Yes.

I give up guys. I can't take this anymore. I think about her all the time, only to be left empty and alone. The cold hard reality is she's probably spinning around on Chad's dick at 100 mph right now, laughing as they live a life together of endless seggs and cuddles, free of all care and worry, enjoying the massive pile of cash they have from thousands of lonely heartbroken chumbos. Just...

>>29543336
Been fit since middle school and I've been lifting heavy since high school so yes. I've been putting on some bellyfat though due to the pandemic so I was thinking it's about time I start swimming again to get that weight down.

gwemblepoot ginklegrins

Is it really that time again where the retards start raiding?

>>29543698
Well put, anon, you describe me too well. The desire to wake up next to someone I love has been at the front of my mind for years.

>>29543879
life isnt all paradise and sunshine, chads and staceys are human too, they can cheat and get drama and break up, or divorced and so ends the honeymoon period often

>>29543336
I had an injury that required emergency surgery recently so all I've been able to do is run, looking forward to lifting again in a few days because the feeling of atrophy is miserable

>>29543698
Unironically this

>>29543336
If you don’t that’s a problem

>>29543698
Yeah, that’s about right.

>>29522363
well?

>>29543336
I got a hard workin' dad bod.
Some ladies love it.

I just had a dream where Gura shows up in Marine’s 3d live. Just letting you know it’s about a 50% chance of it coming true.

>>29545689
An umisea appearance honestly wouldn't shock me

Gura lazy, simple as.

>>29545689
>check Marine's channel
>2 streams already scheduled with frame up
>1 premiere too
Anyways... are you talking abut the stream scheduled for 14 hours from now? because that's hecking tomorrow, not today.

>>29545689
Thanks, Nostradamus.

>>29545689
>inb4 this is why Watson's studio is booked

>>29545689
>>29545979
The guests for that are already revealed
@SoraCh. ときのそらチャンネル
@AZKi Channel
@Suisei Channel
@アキロゼCh。Vtuber/ホロライブ所属
@Pekora Ch. 兎田ぺこら
@Flare Ch. 不知火フレア
@Noel Ch. 白銀ノエル
@Chloe ch. 沙花叉クロヱ - holoX -
@Lui ch. 鷹嶺ルイ - holoX -

>>29543879
>spinning around ... at 100 mph
dude rotation is measured in rpm not mph
for estimation purposes we'll assume 100mph refers to the average speed of her mass because mass at different distances from the point of rotation will move at different speeds, and put that average mass at a distance of around the shoulders.
take average female shoulder width 14 inches (likely an overestimate given her stature)
by pi*diameter, a gura rotating around her vertical centre has a shoulder rotation distance of ~44 inches (14π)
with that distance moving at 100mph, or 105,600 inches/minute
this hypothetical gura is spinning at (105,600/14π =) 2400.966 rpm or 40 rotations per second

>>29546094
What a shame, would love to see umisea 3d live (real)

gura has a butt

>>29546046
Unfathomably based.

>>29546146
and a vag000

>>29546146
Gurass

>>29546146
touch gurass

>>29546124
umisea IS working on something, I bothered to get aqua's membership and check the post, but I don't think it can be for marine's 3d live at this point.

>>29546192
>>29546196
>>29546205
kys

>>29546274
What's the matter, anon?

>>29546321
His wheelchair is squeaky and needs oil.

>>29546264
yeah it can't be for marine's unless its a surprise since guests are in the description already

>>29546413
I wonder if that anon replies to the gurass poster every time by telling him to kill himself.

>>29546205
I want to very badly

This lazy bitch. Gura, just communicate and tell us when the next stream will be. It's not difficult

>>29546844
how is it even possible that you still get something out of posting this multiple times a day, every day for months

>>29546844
Don't make me tap the sign

Gooey Goopus

>>29546413
If i were on a wheelchair I'd have killed myself by now, don't insult me like that.

>>29547060
kys

i miss gooba.....

imagine engaging schizo posting losers on /vt/ when you can be doing your reps or having fun. couldn't be me

>>29547173
She'll be back, bro.

>2h before usual frame time
>the chances of a stream approaching zero every passing second now
as if it wasn't enough I just received a call from my brother he lost his house keys and the keys of my house were on the same key ring as his.

I can never take "kys" seriously because before I knew what it meant I read it and "kees" and thought it was like a stupid way to say kiss or something, so it just kinda makes me laugh every time I see it.

>>29547334
KYS: Keep Yourself Safe

>>29547334
kiss your sharkwife

>>29547173
Me as the red chumbud

>>29547334
I only posted it because an anon said it to me for only posting "gurass"

I blame catalogniggers for making her not want to tweet/post anything anymore.

>>29547486
she did just to make people stop bitching

Gura will not post anything or stream today because she's lazy and hates us! please prove me wrong Gura

>more than 2 days since last tweet
>more than 3 days since last stream
>more than 4 days since last members post

>>29547649
Remember how depressed everyone was not too long ago and she came along with the maid rp? Have patience and she will deliver.

>>29547720
That was just a fluke because she was depressed about Sena's crying on stream and needed something to distract herself. She already forgot about the next RP stream.

Its hilarious how everytime gura does not stream for a few days the same schizos post the same shit over and over again

>>29547773
I think your brain being capable of making your heart beat and making you breathe is a fluke.

>>29547649
>>more than 3 days since last stream
It's only been like 2, anon

>Gura image
>Are you a neet?

>>29547299
>Gura doing her singing and dancing reps
>Me posting on /vt/ 8 hours a day getting mad at her for not doing a half assed stream
I don't deserve her

>>29547880
It will be 3 days in 1h and 46m.

>>29547901
I'm not

>>29547901
I work from home

>>29547901
Not a neet but I'm neat!

>>29547901
Min hourly pay job but it's alright.

>>29547901
Basically, but I'm working on changing that

>gura not doing half asssed streams
kek

>>29547901
I fucking wish

>>29547910
>>Gura doing her singing and dancing reps

The discord raid isn't over I guess

>>29547901
Yes, but that will change soonish.

>>29543698
Having to share my time with someone else is a chore. A living onahole is the best of both worlds, my time is free to myself and I get to have fun.

gura is currently recording at ame's studio, say something nice to motivate her!

>>29547910
how do you even get mad? i get being disappointed, but not mad. gura doesn't like streaming when she doesn't think she can be entertaining. so if she's busy she's not gonna have the energy or prep time (like things to talk about) she usually has = no stream

>>29547901
I am in higher education so it really feels like I am despite me not being one.

Time to go to the gym, hopefully we get something by the time I get back

>>29548218
Recording for what? Marine's birthday?

>>29548245
same desu
feels like I'm just doing the bare minimum to not be called a neet

>>29548218
>>29548300
She's not at Ame's studio. It's probably Sana who's probably in America right now.

>>29547901
no, but working from home makes me feel like a NEET sometimes

>>29547901
no, i am an IT professional with 20 years of experience

>>29547901
Work from home so a hikki.

I could really use a love bomb right now.

>>29547901
I wish I was

Gura... anything but the radio silence please.

>>29548348
>recording literally the day before graduation
sounds like a really, really dumb idea, but I guess it's in the ballpark of holoEN

God I want to fuck this.

>>29547901
i work from home being paid to nerd stuff (copy shit from stack overflow). so not neet but i probably live like one

>>29548616
Same

>>29547901
People scare me so yes

>>29548369
>IT professional with 20 years of experience
how bad is your depression bro?

Gura doko...

>>29549068
well i'm here ain't i?

So... what the cumbies doin? besides replying to bait
I need a new game to distract me from how much I miss Gura.

>>29549145
Play MC with RAD mod pack.

>>29549103
Believe in her, believe in the plan.

>>29549145
playing rise

Gura was doing so well with random member posts when not streaming

>>29549213
There was a plan?

>>29549248
Probably...

>>29549115
yeah, I'm like 3 years in and I don't know if I can go 20. the pay is obviously great but christ the mental health burden is just obnoxious

>>29547901
Ex-NEET
shark made me try to get into a decent university

>>29549145
My interests are kind of niche so I doubt you'd be interested but I'm practicing Type 1 carrier landings in DCS

I have a rrat. Management told Gura to chill with the 'GFE' since she's an EN loli and face of western vtubing. Hence why we haven't had ILYs and red hearts in chat for a while. She tried sidestepping the issue by roleplaying but management made her stop that as well.

I love her so much I would take next available flight to go to her side if she just asked me, I would leave behind everything and fully dedicate my self to her. I wonder if she will ever realize.

>>29549145
Doin Minecraft reps

>>29549389
MANAGER HATE

>>29549389

>>29549389
Here, have a realistic rrat: Gura is jaded and any new thing she tried bores her immediately. She will graduate before 2023.

>>29549145
playan rust

trust the shart

I will never doubt the shark. I have the utmost faith in my oshi.

>>29549669
Anything she said before May is meaningless now.

>graduation shitposting
lol

>>29549744
I don't doubt her either. People here are so needy.

I will share my wisdom with you: Gura made member posts because she hadn't been streaming at all and had stuff to say. Now, she has been streaming a little more and doesn't have any new update like the nendo arriving.

>>29549744
same desu

>>29548245
>couldn't be bothered to change the time on the clock for daylight savings
I like this little touch for some reason. Relatable I guess.

I still haven't opened my Nendo yet

i really need a 24/7 livestream of gura's vital signs. is it just me? it should also show us extra info like her steps taken and the moisture level of her pits and vagoo. that would really put me at ease when she's not streaming

>>29549832
it's hilarious when they reach that point, it's how you know they've just completely run out of ideas

>>29547901
No I have a well paying full time job

ULTIMATE OMEGA RRAT

Gura is going down the same path as Kizuna Ai channel. Soon they will introduce Gawr as a separate chuuba but on the same channel as Gura, obviously with a different VA and they will do a few collabs (like Nekomiya Hinata channel) until eventually only Gawr will keep streaming and Gura will become a rare appearance (like Osanai Mei channel where the bigger sister took over almost completely). This explains why she's distancing herself from Gawr like changing the name on twitter. You read it here first.

>>29550817
I’ll admit that’s an interesting rrat.

>>29550817
If that happened I dont think Cover would survive a more than a year.

why, not like gura streams anyway

>>29550817
Sounds a little too insane for me, but I'll witness you regardless.

>>29550947
>>29550958
>>29551084
Please don't touch the retard. You'll catch his illness

>>29549145
Developing Gura fangame

>>29551152
Too late faggot. They are now infected with the rrat.

>>29551215
Oh nyo!

touch gurass

guraduation soon I hope

>>29551300
Pristine butthole

>>29551300
>I'll never have that smothering my face

graduation never :D

>>29551448
if management can't massively and fundamentally improve their treatment of her it would be sad if she stayed

>>29551499
Honestly I dont disagree.
I just pray that they improve and stop treating all their talents other than a few favorites like shit.

>>29550817
>Osanai Mei
>oneechan actually stopped streaming almost 2 years ago
Holy shit the clock is really ticking, it feels like yesterday when the sister debuted.
I didn't check her channel for over a year.

>>29551499
Don't worry, bud. She'll learn to put management in their place eventually.

>>29551685
Yeah in a grave uwu

>>29551685
She will quit before she stands up to management, that's the kind of girl she is.
Only later she will realize she won't interact with her fans ever again.

>>29547398

>>29547901
Hikkineet.

Guys I've come into some information about a certain west coast event and a certain somebody.
All I've got to say is that we've got some serious drama ahead of us.

>>29552151
ogey

>>29547901
I miss being a neet

i love the gura

>>29552151
yeah, I definitely believe you 100%

>>29552151
yeah, gura raped ame when she went to studio de ame. Its why she didn't stream yesterday

>>29552290
S

Gura confirmed to be sitting on my lap right now.

>>29552330
yeah mine

>>29552151
Articulate this rrat please, I need something to distract myself for the next 26 minutes before I give up and go sleep.

>>29552330
Yeah mine. She's enjoying her headpats.

>>29552151
Welcome to the thread new IP

>>29552379
you won't believe me even if i say it kek

>>29552379
no lol there's no point you won't believe me anyway

>>29552320
She is hopping on my willly yes.

>>29552435
>>29552466
Discord raid fail

>>29552435
>>29552466

>>29552523
that a decent way to false flag me as a discord raider

>>29552564
Take your L and leave, you've been trying those pathetic LARPs for a whole year

>>29552564
Then explain what that's about to prove you weren't just making shit up.

Stop being women chumbies

>>29552616
>Take your L
do chumbuds really

>>29552644
it's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker, you'll fall for this bullshit

GUARANTEED

>>29552650
>do chumbuds
Your wheelchair is showing

Gura... stop shitposting.
Go stream. Now. Please.