/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

mysta...

>>28876336
hopefully brown milkers scare her so much she'll have no choice but to focus on her autist niche

>>28876492
Enna reenacting the fall of the Soviet Union.

https://voca.ro/19pQ47GA4e0T
karaoke time

Sonny LOVE!

Mysta love! I love this fox detective so much

>>28876492
SHE'S DOING THE EATING PUSSY HAND THING WHAT DID SHE MEAN BY TGHIS

I LOVE POMU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nina will thrive with the new wave because 5 of them are normalfags and so is she.

I do not trust Enna Alouette to lead us Aloupeeps.

>>28876523
>litterally explain management cockblock most of her playthrough idea
>NOOO SHE DOESN4T WANT TO PLAY

can you at least watch streams

>>28876682
no

>>28876223
I thought ike was older than that

>>28876569
Maria?!

>>28876750
one year older

>>28876569
you're cute, I won't yell at you for vocarooposting

I watched some of Maria’s old vods, seems like she wants to be an idol. Also am worried that her streams are going to be cookie cutter vtuber material.

I love Seffyna she is my beautiful seiso K-Fairy gf
(ง -᷄ω-᷅ )ว ٩( -᷄ω-᷅ )۶(ง-᷄ω-᷅ )ว ( -᷄ω-᷅ و(و

>>28876655
Why is there 2 rosemis now?
Nijisanji just straight up copy paste spaming this shit?

Enna got pearl harbored.

goodbye rosemi, goodbyeeeeeeeee

I miss rosebuds... why did they have to die

Enna witnessing firsthand the horrors of war

>>28876796
She doesn’t seem like the creative type. Probably just gonna be gaming and chatting with the occasional karaoke which isn’t a bad thing

>>28876682
Mind when Nina had Factorio on her schedule but then never played that either? But I guess that's management's fault as well. The one time they accomplish something in a timely fashion is to swoop in at a moment's notice to hold her back from becoming the autism queen of vtubing.

>>28876569
I kneel

There is literally no reason to check their past content, they might do completely different things,like an fps tuber turns into a fucking puzzle or programming tuber, cooking tuber, you name it.

>>28876610
Nina is more of a person that wants to do what gets her the most attention. So it was kind of sad to see that tierlist stream do so well, even if Alban was a big part of the reason.

>>28876682
Yeah, but you heard her now. She's listed 2 games for sure for next week that are gameplay-lite, and is "trying to find time" for something like Starcraft or Fallout NV.

MARIA HUFF HUFF MARIA'S SWEAT HUFFS HUFF

>>28876796
She was an amateur idol in Japan I think.
And yes her streams will probably just be Hololive-esque stuff. I'm not really sure why she joined Nijisanji, I feel she'd be a shoe-in if she applied for Holo.
I know there's the argument "Nijisanji has idols too" but realistically NijiEN won't get the same kind of material support as JP. She won't even get a 3D debut for a long time.

>>28876819
>Nijisanji
>quality control
?

>>28876880
So Elira but without Elira's cute dork personality ?

>>28876892
I hope you’re right

Enna thought she was playing tropico lol

>>28876819
i dunno, jp has how many JKs?

>>28876819
Maria is everything Rosemi wanted to be. 0 character growth for over a year = time to release Rosemi 2.0.

Shu Rape!
I will try to stay up...

Every single girl is domming the guys.
Literally all of them

These threads are so insufferable pre-debut.

>enna puts the turrets all on the wrong side
love this bird

>>28876957
I guess? Maria seems cute but different than Elira

>>28876957
She seems cute and dorky in her own way. I'd say she'll be more like a mix between Finana and Petra. Doing occasional music and drawing streams but mostly playing kusoge or zatsudan content.

I LOVE POMU! I WANT TO MARRY THIS CUTE FAIRY!!!

Can we overthrow this useless blind and lost Chinese bitch of a leader.

Queen.

>>28876819
There isn't. How about you wait for the debut before jumping to conclusions. There's only one Rosemi

>>28877015
pre dubut twitter is extremely cringe, debut's are also mostly cringe, give them at least 2 weeks

>>28876999
watch stream instead of trying to rape him, yaminions

>>28877015
too many seething 2 views and dramafags doomposting

>>28877005
I mean just look at them, they were made for pegging

>>28876887
>hey i have to headhunt an appartment in a big city alone while having no transportation because i was given a notice to leave within three weeks.
>WHY DON4T YOU PLAYFACTORIO IT'S MORE IMPORTANT

ok autist, kys

>>28877027
Just like what the Brits did in my country during WW2.

>>28877036
>Finana without all the discord grooming and gachashit and sex jokes
Sounds pretty good actually

>>28877036
Remind me what's finana's content is ? I literally only remember her being lewd and playing gacha games + Valorant with twitch streamers

>>28877112
If you remove those there's nothing left

>>28876523
CK3 is probably past the "too political" threshold

>>28877092
For your information, she played something else at the scheduled time.

>>28876579
I'm still not sure how I feel about him deciding he's "already achieved everything"...

>>28876893
she's moving nigger, she already explained in other stream that you don't watch, as usual, that she doesn't want to start anything too heavy or long until it's done.

>>28876917
>She was an amateur idol in Japan
Oh great, another one...

>>28877120
Early on Finana played rhythm games and did a few keyboard review streams and GTA V. I guess you're too new to remember but she wasn't always a gacha/valorant addict.

>>28877120
You just said it. That is all her content.

>>28877079
I would probably also seethe if i were a 2 view, i did my reps as a vtuber yet some fuck with no streaming or vtubing history gets in, there's just no telling who they need for each wave

>>28877161
as i said, watch streams threadwatcher-kun, you would know why.

>>28877145
>noor won't even let them have gay incest sex with the jewish converted pope
1984

>>28877079
The holoposters /here/ are doing a full-court press after the obvious disparity in model quality between iluna and tempus became apparent

https://twitter.com/kyokanek0/status/1550541908874825728 he's so cute my heart is melting

>>28877144
Then maybe she isn’t a good fit for a streamer

>>28877193
She's literally only one i didn't watch, started watching en after Obsydia debuted

I don't like the new latina. She's a little too...slutty.

>>28877193
I want her to go back to modded minecraft and Unga Bunga island

>>28877202
>some fuck with no streaming or vtubing history
Yugo?

I always wondered who'd be retarded enough to struggle with Spore's civilisation stage, but I guess now I know. Thanks Enna.

>>28877178
She started Omori. How many streams do you think that is going to take?

>>28877263
yeah, its great

>>28877267
Didn’t it have a huge TikTok following?

>>28877235
I will never watch a stream, coward.

How was Mysta's comeback stream?

>>28877193
Stuff shit did once or twice can't really be considered her "real" content that was obscured by gachashit, finana gets interested in a bunch of shit very easily and she just as easily drops them, it's like saying her content is racing games because that's what caught her attention recently

https://twitter.com/chris_flandre/status/1550392603492900865
Finana…

I recently membered to Reimu and I won't talk about details but I need to get this out because I don't know where else to do it I'm only on the 1st song of the smol karaoke and WTF Reimoo please sing more holy shit it was amazing

Post sex

>>28877169
What’s wrong with that

>>28877288
Not really, there's already hundreds if not thousands of those already.

>>28877202
you realize theyve been hiring normies with no streaming history even in jp right?

>>28877267
I don't bother to do pl reps but i guess ? Yugo's biggest flaw is being mentally unstable tho

IM GONNA PULL PACK THE EYEPATCH ON THE CHUUNI AS FAR AS I CAN AND WHEN I FEEL MY NUT RISING IM GONNA LET IT SNAP INTO HER FACE AND THEN WATCH HER CRY AS I IMPREGNATE HER

>>28877269
Enna has never not struggled with a game before.

>>28877202
If you think being a vtuber is the only thing these companies want then you should apply to the 2view corpos instead, it'd really help you and that's the kinda people they want.
Niji/Holo have ALWAYS prioritized having other skills you can bring to the table and a successful established content creation career. Most of their JP branches never streamed as vtubers before getting picked up. They were fleshtubers or did ASMR or other niche shit. Some of them did real life stuff too.

I love my daughterwife!

>>28877297
Tiktok followers doesn't mean shit, even shoto has 1 million followers there

>>28877249
He really did his acting cute reps. Too bad he sounds like a 40 year old

>>28877345
I put myself in 2 view shoes to see why would they seethe, personally i don't care who they hire as long as they are entertaining

>>28877387
based

>plastic shoes
>musk car barb
This takes me back.

>>28877251
It just means her content isn't for anyone, if people don't like what she does then instead of hoping any of the new girls will be a finana lite they should be hoping they'll be completely different

>>28877305
happy for mysta

here's your RTS stream bois, enjoy

>>28877314
The man can’t have two oshis? He’s probably sick of the Finana drama.

>>28877351
Anon Yugo isn’t the only one with no past vtuber experience

>>28877351
Yugo was really bad. What a catastrophe. He was supposed to be the Vox of his wave, which is why he debuted last like Vox did. But instead (s)he completely faceplanted and became a disaster. It's like if Gohan suddenly became Yamcha during the cell arc. A pillar of strength becomes nothing but weakness.

>>28877455
this game is so fucking buggy man

>>28877066
I'm watching him and raping him at the same time.

>>28877120
Finana's run of games during and just before Pomu's break was one of the best streaks in NijiEN, her ETS2, Nekopara, Vallhalla, Papers Please, Hitman, and GTAV streams, and the first collabs with Selen and Rosemi (believe it or not when Obsydia debuted she was the one to seek them all out to do 1on1 collabs) are all fantastic

>>28877305
Love him more than ever

You guys suck.... I'm trying to come up with a legit thing for her to say and you all keep giving me joke answers

>>28877005
I try not to doompost too much but come on... they don't make it easy
You guys told me she was the nice one

>>28877247
I dunno why they expected their models to be better. Anyone who actually watches the Holoboys expected this quality

>>28877460
who else?

>>28877501
You're pretty good.

>>28877381
This. If you want to get in with past vtuber experience alone, either be like Rosemi and hop from a smaller corpo, be like Lazulight and get in on the ground floor of a new division, or be like Millie and build a huge following + have a unique gimmick (applying w/ Enna for her)

>>28877483
>It's like if Gohan suddenly became Yamcha during the cell arc. A pillar of strength becomes nothing but weakness.
Go back
Dbz is worse than the capeshit honestly

>>28877506
Scarle and Aia are waaay worse than Maria

>>28877313
Unironically every finana streams that i liked always involved driving, she should play more racing games, and i'm one of the nigger who actually don't mind her gacha games, it's her shitty collabs that i hate the most from her schedule

>>28877501
she'd probably really say hot dog, what do you want?

>>28877490
Yeah i remember watching some of those, mostly va11 hall a and collabs

>>28877428
I don’t think anyone wants that kek

>>28877490
What happened to the good old Finana? I sweat she had potential to be amazing

>>28877483
>He was supposed to be the Vox of his wave
Anon your brain has a serious rrat infestation

>>28877501
Pomu says hot dog unironically though. It only became a joke after people noticed she says it a lot.

>>28877490
>>28877120
Also forgot to mention but her game choice only really went to shit when Astral Chain flopped and she replaced it with Honkai which completely popped off in terms of popularity. Since then she's basically been stuck in the gacha and horror kusoge bubble.

I hope Enna doesn't do space stage holy shit.

I wonder if her VRchat model is ready?

https://twitter.com/EliraPendora/status/1550543382283698176

What did the brown whore tweet and delete and sperg out over?tsgf0

>>28877454
Would you cheat on your wife?

>>28877561
Mexico disagrees

>>28877169
As time goes on he'll naturally find other ambitions and goals he wants to fulfill. As long as he continues working and creating content I think it's impossible for him not to. But I don't blame you for feeling down, the way everything was phrased was very melancholy. Just know that Mysta intends to keep streaming, and as long as he is he will find passions and things he wants to make. I can name a few things he wants to do that he's yet to - collabs with a bunch of NijiEN members, a 777k celebration stream inspired by Pomu's blackjack stream, and something IDK inspired.

>>28877635
What

>>28877313
She didn't do a lot of it once or twice. She streamed the entirety of most of that list before she was told by her dumbass chat to check out honkai when she ran out of stuff to do in genshin. It was literally the tipping point where her content became almost entirely gacha focused

>>28877578
Actually I just realized a huge flaw with her buying F1TV Pro to do watchalongs, she would need to wake up extremely fucking early to watch the races.

>>28877635
>tsgf0

>>28877483
>He was supposed to be the Vox of his wave
KEK this is the first time i see anon said this

OOOOOOHHH
OLLIE OLLIE OXENFREEEEEEEE!!!

>>28877635
Anon you may be suffering from carbon monoxide poisoning. Leave your house immediately

>>28877635
>why did the tumblr girl try to hide her nazi rape hentai fetish
yeah, no idea chief

>>28877598
>>28877579
She'll say it later, trust me. But for now I need something else.

>>28877483
I seriously hope staff wasn't thinking that the last ones to debut were supposed to be the best in their waves (Finana... Reimu...)

>>28876779
26 sex

So I'm now 75% of the way through Selen's Black Mesa playthrough and I have to say I'm extremely impressed. Not by her skill, but because every single time she says something positive... And I mean EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME... It always is not the case and it violently blows up in her face. I have honestly not seen this level of jinx in over a decade of watching videos.

>>28876610
Nina will always thrive when new debuts happen. She is very willing to make streams almost entirely about a new wave so people interested in that will flock to them. And she is very social and outgoing so she will be maybe the first to collab with all of the new ones.

>>28877249
he’s so cute but please... change the voice...

>>28877777
nice

>>28877679
She's gonna try to do that is what she said yesterday. I unironically think she's trying to start over again

>>28877249
I want to like this guy but I can tell his voice is gonna filter me

>>28877483
honestly what killed yugo was with beating himself up over the tiniest of mistakes like suspending himself for absolute nothingburgers and therefore giving himself an awkward vibe overall

>>28877792
Kind of like Freeman's Mind

>>28877792
I had heard nothing but positive things about black mesa but then selen streamed it and I think that a lot of it was just because it wasnt Huntdown the Freeman

>>28877733
>nazi rape hentai fetish
Is she really this based?
Also, what is with the other faggot (not who I reply to) always calling her a brown whore, because she is showing a little cleavage in her normal clothes?
It is amazing how even degenerate freaks on the internet become absolute puritans about silly things.

>>28877812
What if as his brain damage progresses he suddenly gets a new accent. Like that one British guy who started talking like a German after he had a stroke

>>28877630
She said she hadn't commissioned one yet just a few days ago.

Shu your PC...

>>28876819
>Why is there 2 rosemis now?
Maria isnt Rosemi. She is Rosemi AND Pomu. She is taking the best from both of them

Can someone redpill me on that black shiba chuba ? How and why ?

>>28877483
>he was supposed to be the vox of his wave
how?

Shu...

>>28877794
where's the problem ?

>>28877845
Don't forget his talent to be bad at collabs in general

>>28877870
insulting someone and then keysmashing is female behavior, do not engage with bucket crabs

>>28877589
Honkai happened. It's the game that got her addicted to gacha

>>28877878
Ah thanks, I've missed too many of her streams lately.

>>28877870
itt "whore" is meant as a compliment (see: Briskadets)

>>28877908
The leader, the best hire.
Vox was clearly the big talent that everyone was waiting for. Yugo was supposed to be the same. But instead it was like....what is this

>>28877249
Shame his voice is so fucking out of place

>>28877845
Still does that
Not the suspending himself but the meltdowns over tiny stuff. Yugo unironically needs help, like he's worse than mysta was and I feel like he's held together solely by the fact that Fuuchan and noctyx in general are extremely supportive of him

>>28877849
Jesus Fuck that's a throwback. Ross Scott's series still holds up to this day. Not so much the copycats.
>>28877858
What's wrong with Black Mesa? It's amazing.

I wish I had a collection of some sort I could show to Pomu so she could remark how full of programmer nerd shit my room is

Ya like Jazz? Well, I got just the song for you. Jazz on the clock, the chart topping, toe tapping, mind blowing 2nd single from the boys from Luxiem. Jazzy, funky and addicting, this song has it all. 5 million views and counting on youtube, stream jazz on the clock now!
https://youtu.be/D66eHXt19dY

5/6 of Iluna has streamed before and only one of them is a “normalfag”

Enna experienced shellshock, mistaking celebration fireworks for missiles.

Rosemi-sama...

>>28877973
Just get a coom jar.

>>28877978
The nips who wrote this had no idea the joke would immediately become jizz on the cock did they?

>>28877951
you think they thought the best hire and the star of the wave was going to be the most esl member they have hired yet and not the right biological gender for the model, something that is going to be divisive from the get go

>>28877994
Just groom him to be an autistic weeb!

>>28877951
Vox's clear counterpart was Fulgur. Even pre-debut, they have the sama mama, they did twitter banter and they're the counterparts in their wave lore. Yugo was always the counterpart to Ike (musically focused side member, not the front man)

>>28877877
it’s not even his accent that is the problem. it’s his voice. he sounds like a fat guy.

>>28877900
Watch her collabs with Chima. She is also an unironuc yuri enjoyer so if you're into that she is a treasure. Generalky she is just a very rekaxing person to listen to but she doesn't stream a lot. A lot of hiatuses so keep thst in mind.

Why are the new boys so......feminine

>>28877951
it was supposed to be fulgur until mysta shilled alban to his fans and poisoned him with his shit mods

>>28877978
Thanks Petora.

I don't know if you gys are being serious or just bored to death

>>28877951
It's clearly meant to be Fulgur dummy, look at the debut art for Luxiem and Noctyx Vox and Fulgur center. They tried to do the same thing they did with Elira and Selen.

>>28877994
Even the normalfag is a zoomer who has never gone outside because of his brain damage. True normies would sniff him out as a weirdo immediately

>>28877978
thanks shilltomo. you are working hard as always.

>>28878082
>he sounds like a fat guy.
Sad his roommate is actually cute, and not fat

>>28878110
dunno how you imagine mr. rape face to be feminine.

Good Enna just zerg rush them.

the gremlin sounds enna makes when playing rts games

she was born to be an rts autist

Captcha 0YRRAT

>>28876887
it'll be satisfactory, because her friends and chat convinced her that this was a better game from streaming as a beginner than factorio.
It was in a stream after the omori one.
Don't remember which one

Has anyone's Lazulight anniversary goods started shipping yet

>>28878059
They are literally exactly the same, color-coded teams as well. Alban and Mysta are the Orange Ranger, Shu and Uki are the Purple Ranger, Ike and Yugo are the Blue Ranger, Luca and Sonny are the Yellow Ranger and of course Fulgur and Vox are the Red Ranger aka the leader.

shipping potential?

>>28878174
That StarCraft talk in the golf collab was a foreshadow.

>>28877978
Does the shilltomo classify as a ritual poster?

>>28878221
Luxiem comes first, wait in line lazukek

You will pay for making me feel this depressed, anons

I really don't know how Kyo is going to work out
Shame about his voice
His model is so fucking good

>>28877314
>>28877454
Let the man move on in peace he's suffered enough without you trying to make him feel bad about it

>>28877653
And let's not also forget he has brainstormed some ideas for a long stream during his birthday in half a year. He's always said streaming/entertaining is his passion so he'll keep doing it as long as he can probably!

>>28878234
No, Ike will be groomed by Scarle

https://twitter.com/Rosemi_Lovelock/status/1550548414303272961
sweaty unconscious rosemi...

>>28878161
sister can't stop bringing up roommate stuff

https://youtu.be/YQxsAw3PW_k?t=259
Pomu? Also Shoto hate.

>>28878259
He's going to be groomed so hard

Ok now i want Enna to unironically play RA2

>>28877641
It's not cheating if having more than one wife is legal

Do Aloupeeps rape after war?

Enna dealing with Godzilla

Enna went from hating war to waging war.

>>28877994
Actually, just found out Aia also streamed so 6/6 of them were streamers

>>28878161
nta but kys and fat or not it won't change my opinion about his voice

Dubs and I'll cook ramen and bacon and hate myself afterwards and throw up

>>28878221
Yea, I got the mail for my pomu tshirt shipping last week

>>28878304
HOLY FUCKING BASED

Give me the Maria lewds, I know your hiding it pomies

What if Kyo was one of the twerking pentomos

Enna really accelerating a world war.

>>28878221
No that's the only one that hasn't yet for me. The Sakura Bloom and Unit Goods have. My order for Lazulight Anniversary had the puppets in it though.

Of fucking course Enna wants to harvest the organs of her victims to feed her people.

>>28878355
Get to it anon.

>>28878224
And yet... Alban is the official leader.

>>28878355
Enna, you are supposed to be streaming now.

>>28878234
Or maybe...this?

>>28878308
Who will groom the 19 year old?

>>28878355
It's over for you anon

>>28878437
Elira, duh

I would kneel if Enna uses the ICBM.

>>28878395
>>28878221
Oh wait, I got an email asking me to confirm my address for the anniversary goods actually last week.

>>28878437
Me

>>28878411
I am.

>>28878325
All armies do this. It's why all the American GIs from WWII don't want to talk about the war; they were blasting through German girls like Sherman through Georgia

I will watch kyo, aia, and ren

>>28878325
before and during as well

>>28877978
I like jazz a lot, I've been listening to it since I was like 16 yo I think? It started in a weird way you see I was listening to electronical music mainly and someone randomly recommended me a project called Kilimanjaro Darkjazz Ensemble. The "Darkjazz" in the name sounded intriguing so I decided to give it a chance. And let me tell you one of the best experiences I've ever had. Very moody and grime music but at the same time really melancholic and bittersweet at times. I would listen to it while chilling and eventually ended up checking out their all albums and side projects. That's when I moved to cool jazz and discovered Miles Davis. That kinda opened the floodgates for me, I went through the entire coool jazz period as well as early 50s and 60s music. I switched to Coltrane and even tried out some records of his wife Alice and Charles Mingus. Then I discovered concert records like Dark Magus and idk, it kinda blew me how jazz can be so dark and energetic, almost on par with rock and metal music, an absolute masterpiece. Nowadays I listen to lots of jazz with piano, Herbie Hancock, Esbjorn Svensson and Medesky Martin and woods. Good stuff.
Jizz on the cock however sucks balls.

>>28878263
I’m not making him feel bad, I think it’s good.

I'm really enjoying the Stacy Bitchification of Pomu

Hope in the dark is the 4th song with most views in Niji as a whole...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ux25EAmXH5I

>>28877973
I'm in a similar vein as you. So instead I shared something she asked me to share last year instead. I'll be surprised if it makes it in this year

>>28878431
Himbo x Meganekko is always good

>>28878522
what's the first?

>>28878499
i will watch maria and ren

Roseeeemiii-saaaaamaaaaa come back come back aaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

Scarle is a latinx

>A 19 year old with brain damage
Oh yeah, the mommy types saviorfag sisters will flock to Kyo

>>28878454
She did it. On a fucking mine.

>>28878548
King by Kuzuha?

>>28878582
LMAO ENNER

what is the iluna logo

>>28878548
Kuzuha's KING, with 35m views rn (list considers covers as well)

>>28878355
Whats wrong with ramen and bacon?

>>28878161
i don’t know and i don’t care about his roommate. i care about his voice and his voice is off-putting as fuck.

>>28878579
I wonder if he will mention it and make it a part of his lore
He did joke about dying from time to time

>>28878631
Sounds like salt overload for one thing. Bacon is usually paired with egg or beef to balance it.

>>28878579
More than just brain damage, he has two super rare incurable brain diseases. Although I'm curious if he'll bring that up as Kyo

>>28878616
this

I'm slowly getting the hang of this editing thing, anons. Wonder if the clipper pomudachi is here, thanks for the tips, dude.

>>28878278
All of the boys will get groomed by Scarle
..except Ike.
He is 1000% on the Maria train

>>28878691
Two moons, huh?

Reimu will finally get to meet Vox and Rosemi. I wonder who else is on the list.

I can't believe I've been sleeping on Chinese Feet for so long simply because "Chinese Feet" does not have a nice ring to it, some of these bitches can use their feet just like hands and some of the men they're stepping on actually have nice cocks too

>>28878579
sorry i'm going to save fulgur and the rest of noctyx aka suicidal wave, i won't take any extra

>>28878644
>i don’t know and i don’t care about his roommate. i care about his voice and his voice is off-putting as fuck.
Let me ask you this, would you have accepted a woman that can do a great shota voice or would you have raged about it constantly?

Purple dragon bad! Purple dragon hate!

>>28878699
Sonny said Scarle was sexy, but he had a clear favorite and that was Maria

>>28878741
Alban doesn't need to be saved
He seems the most sane out of everyone

>>28878687
>he has two super rare incurable brain diseases
Anon who wrote that actually misheard. He has restless leg syndrome and not the two rare diseases. He still has issues with his brain and other shit so he could still possibly die though

Dubs I will marry petra, single and Pomudachis can have their way with me

>>28878687
Sis watch the video again >>28866120

I wonder what their group collabs will be like. It's gonna be the girls bullying the fuck out of the boys.

>>28878787
bend over

I hope Kyo's brain damage only gives him physical limitations and doesn't make his shit all retarded so the rest of Nijisanji won't have to plan their content around someone with literal mental disabilities

>>28878727
>actually have nice cocks too
fagoon...

>>28878777
dead shota corpse, take it while it's still warm ouuuhhh??

>>28878727
From watching some of those vids chinese women seem absurdly dextrous with their feet. Like they have an extra pair of hands instead of feet. Crazy

>>28878724
>I wonder who else is on the list.
Why are you inviting shippers to start anon? Is this intentional? I can already see the Romeo and Juliet comparisons of secret lovers running from the red fujo army.

What if Scarle collabs with Elira and says
>You know, I don't really like shotas. I don't get the appeal
And Elira's eye darts back and forth before she says
>y-yeah me too haha so weird haha ha

shieeet pomu, your stream bussin no cap frfr
wait... your HOW old?!
shieeet your as old as my mom haha how do you even know how to use tiktok?
you ever hear about the wocky splocky? shit i do hit the wocky all the time cuh
you wanna hook up? bitches love me cause my dad bought me a dodge challenger bro, only 45% Interest baybee!
Nah I ain't got no credit because I cant even pay back my friends haha dont wanna get a repooo
I only got 8 parking tickets this week bruh shieeet fuck twelve ACAB, know what i'm sayin?
Anyways my FIFA streams startin and it's gonna be BUSSIN frfr on GOD baby girl, talk to you later pomu

>>28878791
that plus Ren trying and failing to make them behave

>>28878809
He is actually non-verbal so he just makes do with grunts and shit
His zatsudans will be amazing

Enna is making ships. Dragoons don't look.

Enna's constant obliviousness in games infuriates and entertains me at the same time.

>>28877314
>Chris moves onto Maria
>Avros moves onto Scarle

ENNA IS MAKING A SHIP CLOSE THE STREAM DRAGOON

>>28878874
CALLING POMU AT 3 AM CHALLENGE (REAL) (3 AM) (SCARY) (I SHIT MY PANTS) (GIVEAWAY)

>>28878774
He's always in heat

>>28878882
>He is actually non-verbal so he just makes do with grunts and shit
i'm sorry but what does that mean?

>>28878743
i’d rather have a woman who can do good shota voice. but that’s just my opinion.

>>28878897
I'm so close to closing the tab but then every time I'm considering it she does something hilarious.

Enner is the RTS tuber we need, but not what we deserve.

>>28878809
I did my reps and he's pretty chill, he doesnt sperg 24/7 like an autist, but does have his loud moments.

>>28878809
>>28878882
I found a leaked Kyo stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTomMm61Ixw

>>28878787
Feel free to cry if it hurts, it'll make it more enjoyable for me.

>>28878935
it means he'll be moaning into the mic and grunts whenever he gets scared anon

>>28878867
I want the new wave to make the Lazu
girls uncomfortable as much as possible. Scarle talks about her thighs in front of Pomu, they all shit on Elira's fetishes and the femboy talks about traps in front of Feesh as much as possible.

>>28878874
He is a white gay tiktok zoomer
Not an asian hiphop zoomer
Wrong subculture

>>28878809
You missed out on the new lore anon. He doesn't actually have brain damage, just restless leg.

>>28878945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwBNzK2kYGI

>>28878774
>sane
haha yeah

>>28878990
>He is a white gay tiktok zoomer
He sounds too black then.

>>28878990
that's literally how all white tiktok zoomers speak though lmao

Since there’s two latinas in niji now can we get a stream where her Reimu and ironmouse do a stream together just talking about shit?

>>28879011
Isn't it fucked up nerves?

Day 2,
WHERE IS SHE I MISS HER GOD DAMN IT THOSE CUTE LITTLE GIGGLES FOR FUCKS SAKE I HATE THIS I WANT TO HURT SOMEONE WHY DID SHE HAVE TO GO I MISS HER SO MUCH FUCKING GOD DAMN IT PLEASE COME BACK PLEASE PLEASE I’M GOING TO BREAK SOMETHING FUCK
fuck…

>>28878977
oh

>>28878969
Shitting yourself to keep gaming is a chad move but shitting yourself over Mafia 3 of all games is not.

>>28878700
Any tips anon? I know zero about editing but would like to start clipping for my oshi too

>>28878969
I never realized how much this sounds like Sonny.

>>28878989
>femboy talks about traps in front of Feesh as much as possible
Aia would cancel them in a sec for that

>>28878945
Women who plays a shota is not and will never be a shota.

put detail on dedonkey, enna

>>28878855
I'm not inviting shippers, it's just obvious those 3 are visiting each other despite them being silent on it.

Scarle interacts with her chat a lot and doesn’t have dead air

>>28878787
878787 i will bend over for you

>>28879071
masaru....

>>28878874
I think what depresses me most about Kyo, is he's LITERALLY the Todd shitpost, except he's missing everything we actually enjoyed about the Todd shitpost because Todd was a fucking loser not a zoomer.
Give me a 28 year old with this shit and i'll lose my fucking mind, but 19 year olds are retarded and I do not care for them.

NINA RAID

>>28879037
Think more James Charles, less subarban tween NBA fan

>>28877314
>>28878900
Can you stop with this shit? Feels like every day you people like to talk about those twitter fags

>>28879065
How could you say that

>>28878787
Don't worry, I'll use the semen of the other Pomudachis using you as lube.

>>28879113
anon... I graduated high school a year ago and i'm 19, i'm pretty sure I know how my generation talks

>>28879140
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE KYO YOU NIGGER

>>28879140
you're really rapeable, Anon.

>>28879140
no other anon is right, kyo is more of a annoying white theatre kid

>I'm so confused
-Enna every 2 minutes.

>>28879064
I'm new myself, literally started 2 days ago so I'll post his advice instead. My advice is pretty basic, watch davinci tutorials on youtube. I'm really just clipping to improve my editing skill, I think editing is a nice skill to learn, don't really know about the meta and how to make people watch your clips though.

>>28879251
>don't really know about the meta and how to make people watch your clips though.
Big red letters with a black outline to them catch the eye.

Weird no one talk about Shu eventhough he is streaming?
Has Yaminion leave him already or are they in the male split?

>>28879140
Kyo 4chan is the internet hate machine in the dark web stop posting here.

Anons, i know this might sound crazy but i believe wave 6 will just be a bunch of nice people

The old men have no idea how many of us 19 year olds are around. Always among us.

>>28879224
That's just her default state.

>>28879304
>valorant

>>28879314
Kyo seems like a nice kid
Just the way he talks will filter me

https://twitter.com/ScarleYonaguni/status/1550545934282502144
legs segs

eve debut cover doko...

>>28879251
ty

>>28879315

>>28879177
learn to take a shower stinky pomudachi.

>>28879194
Theater and band kids are the worst kinds of zoomers honestly, they think they're hot shit when they really arent.

>>28879307
>>28879167
i'm not Kyo, I dont have brain damage and I actually like Nijisanji.

>>28879307
>dark web
This isn't the dark web anon. Body parts, slaves, hits on people and drugs are not exchanged here generally.

>>28879304
>Valorant
>With shoto

>>28879315
you are only a year older than this website.

Hi kyo if you're /here/ please know that i'll watch the shit out of your content,
then groom you to be a weeb with good taste and also a nijisanji hako oshi

>>28879382
>the joke
.
.
>your head

Why did so many members decide to go on a break at the worst timing with the new debuts happening. I guess it came so sudden that they had no clue in advance

>>28879314
don't know, don't care.
I will continue watching my oshis and pretend that wave 6 doesnt exist.

>>28879382
>he doesn't know

>>28879403
it's posts like these that make me realize that this hobby is dead in the mainstream, and I should stop coming here because all you guys do is complain, yet will feast on literal shit if it came out of Riku's ass, then you'd thank him for the delicious meal before asking for seconds. When for the same price you COULD be eating a 5 star course made by the best chef in the world instead.

>>28879314
Out of all of them, the purple kid is actually the one we should look out for, hes wild

>>28879408
It’s probably because of wave 6 decided to take a break. Let the new talents stream and they can relax a bit

hi kyo if you're here can you do little brother, noncon roleplay with Ren as your first collab stream?

>>28878724
I kinda doubt it actually. Reimus flying out to meet Eri who's currently in Vienna. Vox could of course take a flight as well if he wanted to but I'm not sure if he is going to as well. It's possible.
I'm also not entirely sure that Rosemi is meeting up with Reimu and Eri either. It'd be kinda weird since I can count on one hand how many times rosemis ever been mentioned by either Reimu or vox and she's not really that close to eri I don't think.
I'd honestly put more money on her meeting up with Nina than I would her meeting up with Reimu

>>28879314
I hope they drop the gay rp, Aster's voice and look are too good to be gay BS

>>28879408
Why is it the worst time? If anything I'd say a lot of them being on break helps Iluna catch more eyeballs that otherwise would have landed on their oshis.

>>28879408
They are specifically taking breaks due to the debuts, want to give their audiences a chance to check out the newbies. Better they stay in the Niji bubble than the break resulting in them looking at other venues for entertainment

>>28879478
He’ll make a whore house in Minecraft and start pimping out his wave

>>28879458
I don't pay shit so what's the problem?

so if im a 19 year old guy that gets into nijien, could i theoretically get groomed by legions of hag femanons?

Now is the time to promote the fuck out of the new vtubers. The entire course of their future careers depends on how you promote them right now, and how they do on debut. They should be completely stacked with promotion at this exact moment.

>>28879545
Now you're getting it

>>28879544
>he doesnt give money to his oshi and uses adblock
yikes...

>>28879458
Elira is simply scraps from the table anon, sorry to burst your bubble.
Entertainment value for an individual is subjective so I won't even question why you love her so much, but she isn't exceptional in anything, she isn't a world class anything at all including as streamer.
You probably love how she seems a little more isolated from the big orgy that other NijiEN members are always in and just like the parasocial GFE you get out of the deal.

>>28879493
Rosemi is travelling with her mom, i doubt she'd meet up with her vtuber friends with her around.

>>28879545
Yes, pretty much

>>28879564
>Now is the time to promote the fuck out of the new vtubers
I want them to fucking fail though, that way Riku and Noor know that actual fans don't want fucking garbage like this.

>>28879545
You would unironically have sugar mommies funding you through donos.

>>28879545
Accelerate young anon.

>>28879493
after all the bullshit with vox's fanbase, reimu's probably terrified of meeting him alone and it getting out. they'll probably wait to meet in person during a big offcollab with lots of other members there.

>>28879304
He's streaming? Right now what

>>28879545
no, you'd be groomed by gay 20 year old men.

I don't like watching members content, it's like i'm watching my oshi naked or something

>>28879596
I use youtube premium so i guess i do pay shit

>>28879564
>get promoted
>suck
It'll just backfire on nijisanji as a whole

>>28879564
Why should I care about their future careers? I'm not going to watch them

>>28879676
I don't get your problem.

>>28877653
>>28878277
I'll trust him and try to take my mind off this. I don't have a lot of reasons to stay positive and this stream hit very badly.

>>28879564
Only if Tazumi pays me.

>>28878774
Fuuchan and Enna will be so happy looking at your post, hope it's true anon!

>>28879660
Nah Reimu will never tell. She specifically has said if she ever meets the other livers she will never stream it or talk about it. She said she doesn't want visiting them to be content.

>>28879638
>actual fans
In that case, you sisters can get the fuck out too if we are suddenly gatekeeping people in this thread.

>>28879628
scraps are still better than riku's shit on my plate.
I'd eat fried chicken scraps and a half eaten apple pie before I touch Kyo

people are actually so done with the pre-debut sex jokes and "bottom" shit that they're checking out the Holostars

>>28879458
What exactly would you consider a "5 star meal"? The most we know about any of the new wave is what they used to stream. Elira used to stream a shit ton of boring ass shit as nova , even mint wasn't that interesting in her past life.
Nina was a political streamer who shit on vtubers as a whole while being one and I can count on one hand how many political discussions she's had.
Enna didn't stream at all and was a fleshtuber.
Doki faked her voice for her entire career talking in a Loli like voice for most of her streams and streamed to an audience of under 100 most days while playing apex almost nonstop.
Surprisingly, none of them have led to the "downfall of en"

>>28879790
>unironically wanting normalniggers that have no care for Nijisanji or otakushit in general
>wanting MORE obnoxious women that Luxiem and Noctyx brought in
Fuck out of here, retard.

>>28879800
Nobody's forcing you to watch him, just stick with elira and shut up

28879816
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>28879596
Anon my oshi is Finana, why should I ever give her any money?

>>28879564
I want most of them to fail, I hate most of them and no "they havent even debuted!" yet isnt an excuse when you fags did the same thing to nina and you were 100% right

>>28879564
I'm not gonna shill a wave of normalfags. If they want my support they're gonna have to prove themselves in their debut streams.
t. pomu

Are we looping again?

>>28878874
If this faggot turn up to be THIS kind of liver I would rape his asshole until it's prolapsed.

Nina's stream today was extra cute! I love to watch her eat!

Enna the warmonger.

Scarle is nice and talks a lot (the high-pitched voice she does is a little annoying though). I think her and Aia won’t be that bad

>>28879847
I don’t care that much about Otaku/Weebshit but I care even less for shit like Tiktok Zoomers and pre-debut sex jokes

>>28879816
>people
You mean holo/holostars fans

>>28879892
You're not Pomu, Pomu only tries to groom us into posting our rooms or tells us about her period in here.

>>28879545
only if you act immature and cute enough

>>28879626
Even if she did. I kinda doubt she'd meet up with Reimu and Eri. It'd be more likely for her to meet up with literally anyone else pre ethyria aside from finana and Nina
Her and Nina seem to get along well enough honestly

>>28879939
no, normal people who aren't fujoshi endlessly entertained with vtubers pretending to be gay

5/6 of them are into weebshit though

>>28879783
yeah but vox is a retard and will let it slip, she's not going to take a chance with it. honestly i don't blame her.

>>28879937
So why clap like a retarded seal that we're getting more of this garbage with new waves if they succeed? We're already at the point where Noor is numberfagging during auditions and if you don't have an arbitrary amount of numbers to your name you won't even get looked at.

>>28879824
Anyone whos passionate about what they do, and want to actively see Nijisanji grow and didn't just say if nijisanji blows up in their face they'll be back.
because for many of the livers, Nijisanji is the ONLY thing for them.

It's very obvious when someone is impassionate about the work they do, and sorry to burst your bubble, but Kyo couldnt even get 5k views on his most recent shit because all he did was churn out the same content for years.

>>28879991
nah

>>28879519
Is he not gay?