/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>23753940
I hate Ina

Describe the Faina and Mumei tunnel.

I love Ina!

Meimei a cute!

>>23754020

>>23754002
no

>>23754193
yeah!

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>23753940
Hearing Kaela's voice makes me horny for some reason

>>23753965
What did Ina do to you?

I swear Kanauru deletes and reuploads his videos every time someone he made a video of shows any signs of Twitter activity.

Kronii graduation soon

>>23753895
It's like a chastity belt. Imagine gura rubbing the front of her diaper and being frustrated that she cant cum. Added with the fact that she probably peed in them, making them bigger and harder to rub.

HoloEN's number one detective, Ameeeeliaaaaaa a-Watsooooooon

>>23754020

>>23754125
okay yes I want slap my rock hard cock against Ina'nis Ninomae's ribs as if they were a xylophone but I am not one of those lolicon chumbuds

I also wish Alma Armes was my older sister

Kaela's opening makes me intensely nostalgic for something but I can't remember what.

>>23754231

>>23754231
Leave her alone. She survived Covid.

>>23754224
She is Korean

Gura cuuuuuuuuuuuute

I love Gura!

skwib

>>23754246

>>23754242
That's kinda hot actually.

Normalize Hololive x Holostar ship

Kaela's tetris gameplay is driving me insane slowly
Someone has to teach her to make towers and do spins

>>23754112
Cover did a bad job with Project HOPE except on HCH and her latest song that's awaiting an MV, but you can still put some of the blame on IRyS for basically being a blank slate and going along with everything. Judging from her last 2 songs she seems to be improving even if management is still fucking up the release process of her MVs. I think she'll have better stuff in the future if she doesn't break down physically and mentally first

Lately I've been playing the Megaman X Collection on steam
There's an achievement if you play through the staff credits long enough to hear the song change

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mt80XODmbTY [Embed]
Listen to this song
And ask yourself if this is a "good song", because as soon as this song started playing I immediately rolled my eyes
The extreme cheesiness and lameness I felt from this song, in the exact same style as IRyS's music, complete with the nonsensical japanese pronunciations of english lyrics
Is what I think is really going on with posts like >>23753141 >>23753428
I dont think it's really IRyS's fault because it's not like she's the one writing, producing, mixing her songs, it's some japanese studio's creative direction just squeezing IRyS in with the vocals
This is the same girl who has a 133M view cover on her roommate account because her cover of a famous anime song was so faithful to the original that many people probably just outright mistook it for the original

I think the real issue with IRyS's music is creative deficit entirely in the fault of the music team managing her; I'm not sure how you solve that problem even with or without feedback but I think that's what's really going on, and that IRyS is really not at fault for any of it
Yknow what Cover needs? They need to find something like a Sonic Team, which is famous for consistently producing banger music over the years no matter how shitty the actual games are; I dont know what the jpop equivalent of Sonic Team is but Cover really needs to find it
reposting cause the thread died

>>23754266
still?
wasn't she going to do something about that?

>>23754263
Her dead friend is getting lonely anon

Love my Mori

A TOAST TO HOLOLIVE

This is my Gura

>>23754298
See my reply >>23754294

>>23754266
Shit up Ayame. You xenophobic bitch

is there seriously nobody to watch but kaela.. EN 3 when

>>23754266
AYAME OJOU-SAMA!!!! PURIZU STRIMU!

>>23754321
That's not toast yagoo you stupid motherfucker that's a glass of period blood

Towa

>>23754294
I just want IRyS to release her Eurobeat song,
Gura to release her cozy country song, and Fauna to release her emo punk song..

>>23754367
time to pack it up, thread's ruined

DYRBI

>>23754356
Jesus died for our sins...

>>23754349
>nobody to watch but kaela
and it's a good thing

Catching up on Mumei Fauna vod now.
I swear Mumei sometimes says things to try and get a reaction out of Fauna.

>>23754349
kaela is the best blonde EN

>>23754231
Yeah with gura

>>23754325
My gura looks cuter than yours

>J*U
>already miss Ina
No...

>>23754374
I'd prefer Gura to release a city pop styled song, or a crooner jazz styled song over country

I just realized, Bae was playing without the scanlines
fucking zoomer whore

I fucking love Pekora bros

>>23754367
Why are you like this?

>>23754367
oh come the fuck on

>>23754374
IRyS is releasing a Eurobeat cover in a couple of weeks at least.

>>23754349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmetwjFGEsw

>>23754193
Cute!

>>23754247
>slap my rock hard cock against Ina'nis Ninomae's ribs as if they were a xylophone
been a while since I've read this, nice

>>23754367
I'm fucking done, good night.

>>23754447
yeah I saw Lui streaming too, but I'd rather watch a gay porno than that baseball game. I gave it a chance when Koyori was playing it

Daammnn!! my wife knows how to party!!
She got snuffy in the bed with me
Like she went up and down like the gangsta rrat she is bruh!!

I don't regret marrying a woman with allot of dough!! she's like the top mafioso in my world!! I love these snuffy gangsta rrats <3

>>23754294
>>23754298
Since her songs are paid for by Cover, I think Irys doesnt like to offer input because she feels like she isn't in control of it. Unlike how the holo orisongs are paid for by them

>>23754422
>>23754231
Blue women…

>>23754477
I never left, bitch

>>23754349
https://youtu.be/ZCU2php4754
Watch friend

>>23754374
>>23754436
Yeah? Well, I want a Gumei bluegrass song!

>>23754497
fr fr no cap

Mumei + Fauna sex (Kronii can join too)

>>23754497
whats snuffy

>>23754298

Regarding Bae working with Camellia, he is a bit of an edge case as a Japanese composer because he speaks a lot of English probably due to having been involved with the global rhythm game scene for very long. Many of his Twitter posts are in full English even though his phrasing is frequently weird and he makes a few ESL mistakes. IryS should try doing a song with him, since he already has Bae, Botan and that umisea thing there should be minimal barriers.

>>23754367
well, there's my sign to go to bed.

>>23754502
Why people assume Irys can give good input?
Her rm did well on cover song but now it's original songs

I wish AZKi was gay...

>>23754502
That's a personal problem on her part. If they had gotten a Vsinger with an established style and strong opinions like Mori or, say, Ado then I'm convinced things would have turned out differently

>>23754020
WE love Ina!

>>23754517
No, she is a furry

Gura cute Gura cute!

Why do you want to have mating press with the Rrat? You know they carry diseases?

>>23754553
It's 100% cope to not put any part of the blame on her

>>23754517
>lalafell
no thanks

invest in KikkeKoin

>>23754589
Gura very cute

>>23754517
I still find it funny that FFXIV was pushed so hard on EN, and it got a single stream by IRyS and that's it

>>23754217
so cute

>>23754590
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Symptoms include: fever, fatigue, muscle aches (generally in hips, backs and thighs) and may include, diarrhea abdominal pain, nausea and vomiting.

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Symptoms include: chills, fever, abdominal cramps, nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea.

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Symptoms include: fever, skin rash, headaches, vomiting, rash and muscle pain.

6. TULAREMIA

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Most common symptom: fever.

Deadbeat's bony penis
Teamate's scaly penis
KFP's feathered penis
Chumbud's prawny penis
Tako's slimy penis
Kronie's minute hand penis
Brrat's cheesy penis
Sapling's tree trunk penis
Sanallite's toasted penis
Hooman's civilised penis
IRyStocrat's stick penis

I still can’t see this as anything other than Oga doggystyle Friend

>>23754495
you would think baseball would be easy enough to follow without knowing much japanese but its like a super dialog heavy baseball game without any baseball

>>23754558
lol, getting Ado would've been insane, too bad she's already signed

>Bae thanking her audience for her song that recently hit 2 million views
>Kronii literally nothing even though her song finally hit a million views recently
Easy to know who really cares about being in hololive and who doesn’t

>>23754497
The fuck bruh?
Hol up
u rite, she really do be beastin on da pp FR

Ela getting destroyed, bring out Skia

I miss zoombie...

>>23754642
yeah, it looks more like a shitty VN than a baseball game

IM MORBIN OUT

>>23754616
Dino gura cute!

>>23754673
didn't Eid end a couple days ago?

>>23754590
Bae lives and breathes in the shower
99% bacterial removal and perfectly safe for mating pressing

>You'll never have an autistic SEAhag cheering you on
Feels bad, man

>>23754633
Don't care, still mating press Bae.

>>23754700
Very!

So now that the dust has settled, can anyone vacuum my room? I'm way too lazy. I'll pay.

>>23754652
Based non-numberfag blue woman

>>23754633
>>23754590
My rat is CUH LEAN
Thankyouverymuch

ina is my oshi
i want to make love to her while she is also nose deep into kronii's musky bush due to unable being to shower because of a very strong bout of depression

>>23754621
soulless game, let them play a kino game like RuneScape

>>23754700
Space gura cute!

>>23754760
Play wow for the meme

>>23754193
Cute and sexy.

Chumkeks will defend this shit

>>23754714
I WANT TO FUCK BAE'S ARMPITS

>>23754553
It's hard to believe her input could make things substantially worse than they already are.

>>23754740
Goomba is on her way! Guess she won't be streaming for another day though.

>>23754298
I'm not sure why you guys hate Engrish so much.

Also Caesura of Despair is good.

>>23754778
>he doesn't know about kiara's wow classic stream

>>23754633
How much of that extends to squirrels

>>23754806
whatever happened to that stream? is it only a one-time thing?

Which Holo would give the best hugs?

Kaela's downstacking could use some work

>>23754321
CHEERS

>>23754840
Moona

>>23754298
All right I'll bite, it seems serious enough
There are some ESL nonsense jap songs that work and do catch on like Utada Hikaru or Persona songs. Even vocaloid songs have a lot of engrish crap like Getcha or a ton of Mitchie M's. It really all falls down on the singer's ability and IRyS is just not that good for that type of song despite all the cope from IRyStocrats, same with her model. A good model won't save how bland and uninteresting her personality is.

some recent examples that come to mind, this time from an actual utaite who has the drive and talent to reach high peaks in her career unlike IRyS past life. I bet if 96neko sang IRyS songs it will be a banger with how good she is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-bdKXQcGiM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShQU4JHoPVs

>>23754835
tbhdesu I don't remember why there wasn't more

>>23754840
Probably Nene since she'd be really enthusiastic about it or Polka because fluffy tail

>>23754774
Very cute!

>>23754840
The one who is the most warm and flat

>>23753992
First part was Moona showing off her builds while Kronii was in complete awe, and the second part was Moona shattering Kronii's mind by having her help build a hidden redstone entrance to the bunkeronii

>>23754835
the whole "blizzard gangrapes their employes" thing happened

>>23754787
That's my daughter you sick fuck

these are some cute noises, thank you for this hag yagoo

accidentally found a mori schizo
yes they are indog you cant make this up lmao

>>23754802
It's not true that she has zero input anyway. She said this in her last space:
>>When I first got the demo of the song, I was asked "how should the lyrics be", if I have any personal opinions and my first thought was that I wanted the lyrics to be some sort of positive message that like sports athletes would listen to before a very important match

>>23754872
But is she funny too?

>>23754840
I think fauna and watame would have really nice hugs
I personally want to hug Bae's slender waist and lift her up with ease

You know, I Morb out, You Morb out, He she me Morbs out, Morb, Morboing, We'll have thee Morbs, Morborama, Morbology, The study of Morbing? It's first grade Anon

>>23754920
>Not knowing Zoki
Way to out yourself as a newfag

>>23754920
this guy is well known, he exists to try and annoy Iofi
he's an underage retard who has made probably over 10 accounts or some shit
do your reps

>>23754940

I’ll be with you everytime you need me
I’ll be by your side
Let’s laugh together
I want you to know more about me
Come and tell me that you love me too

>>23754332
>>23754294
I do enjoy HCH and IRyS's most recent song more than some of her others
But also those two songs remind me of OPs from classic anime, those were my first impressions hearing those songs
I mean maybe it's just me but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-t8Za0T1T8M instantly reminded me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zv3WkMF1ENU
And https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8T-0oKwmsXM instantly reminded me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GZgzc3_-eA
So I dont know how much my opinion of those two songs is swayed by that, because those are two songs I like and feel nostalgic about

But for example if I try to go back and listen to See The World https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhkfm1dX7BM which was actively hyped up and promoted at the time, all I can hear is the "WITHfearand WITHjoyIneverfeltBEFORE" that just feels so awkward to me
There are so many bangers in anime OPs even in recent years, songs that make me go "wow this is absolutely amazing" even if it's "generic jpop for generic anime", stuff like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YF8vecQWYs or I dunno try jazzy disco vibes like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6riDJMI-Y8U or something
I dunno, I just feel like there's room for exploration in the creativity department, room for potential we haven't seen yet

>>23754954
>>23754963
>seriously replying

>>23754920
a lot of them are 1 digit follower artist, not only that zoki.

>>23754193
And pretty!

>>23754898
Your daughter calls me daddy too

>>23754894
But they still do Diablo and OW streams

>>23754920
Oh Zoki, he will never take meds. One day Iofi will get permission to send a Pavolia Death Squad after him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHAcQp_MDyA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbLsJd56G0k
Astel and Izuru are playing Apex with Meika again for some AIM action! Astel's OBS is acting up so he closed his stream

Is 13 sentinels never ever because of Atlus?

>>23754986
oh sorry i forgot i'm on /a/, forgive me

>>23754971
Hey Morb, you just blow in from Morb town?

I want IRyS to do some songs with other hololive members in other styles.

>>23754835
>is it only a one-time thing?
she played it twice though

>>23754938
Indeed!

>>23754980
I belong to Pekora
Sorry

Good morning lads, JWU, waiting for chicken and Nene.
How was Valhalla?

>>23754984
I think there's still some difference that Irys' songs are missing, they just feel more cookie cutter even in comparison to classic anime songs. They're too samey

>>23754242

>>23754311
Me too

>>23754984
>"wow this is absolutely amazing" even if it's "generic jpop for generic anime"
the fact that a lot of people outside japan discredit Japanese artists and their songs just because they got it licensed as a anime OP or ED is pretty sad

>>23754954
>>23754963
hell no, theres being in a rabbit hole, then there's wilfully immersing yourself in pigshit. i'll stick to casually laughing at twitter schizos like this, thanks.

why are JP fans so cool?
https://youtu.be/r0uY1OCrpxg

I think Gawr and Gura should have sex

>>23754898
>having a daughter
*Hits pipe*

vestia is doing rfa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4n2h7dyfHI
zeta is back

>>23755042
They're just not interesting enough and she doesn't use her vocal skills in an interesting way in them either, but she has said some encouraging things lately and in my opinion her new song is great and fixes most of those problems. But it seems like to get numbers you need to make a meme electroswing or rap song or something out of the ordinary

>>23754984
>>23755042
>>23754862
IRyS just sounds robotic when she just reads the english words in tune. The curse of knowing both english and japanese I guess? She can't put feelings in them at all

>>23754936

>>23755084
Agree

>>23755101
yes finally zeta moans

>>23755042
all holosongs are like this

Reminder that zeta weighs under a 100 lbs!

>>23755107
She's said in a recent stream that she's pretty autistic about focusing on pitch over things like emotion, but there seemed to be some hope that she would change that in the future

>>23754259
Whats even the source of this?

>>23755079
because you see it as exotic foreign culture, while in Japan thats probably on the same level as MLP or furry levels of disgusting for the normal japanese folk

>>23755111
>>23754936

will zeta make sex noises? Or is she fit like iroha?

>>23755084
>both my wives have sex
>I punish their deviant behaviour with forced double naizuri
>pump them both full of my seed

Oh shit! Smash Bros. Has Kiara said what her main is or anything?

>>23755145
Oh so that's why I don't really care about her songs at all, the singer herself is indifferent to it too lol

>>23755167
toilet noises

>>23755134
uhhh I want to toss her around and stretch out her sussy pussy

>>23755101
What caused her to drop and then come back? I wasn't looking, I was watching Bae.

>>23755111
>>23754936
>>23755162

>>23755194
she didnt properly charge her controller

Damn watching Kaela playing tetris like this really makes me realize how good Suisei is at this game

>>23755194
joycons weren't charged

>>23755185
She's just a newbie and doesn't have proper guidance

2.5 minutes and her breathing has barely changed...

>>23754298
I know next to nothing about IRyS and the topic itself, but I'm just going to say that they should give her a blank check and limit management input. Let the EN magic happen on its own.

>>23755157
not true, furry is way more niche and looked down on than hiphop/idol/anime shit is in Japan

>>23755202
>>23755210
Oh, that would do it. Thanks.

>>23755084
Yeah with me

Zeta sounds like a p*nk c*t sometimes...

Anyone feel like timelooping?
What exactly did Kiara mean by this?
https://youtu.be/6ulnv7kb_ZI?t=28710

>>23755268
If she was a pink cat she would've mentioned how similar RFA is to sex just to bait more donations

>>23755215
>newbie
>utaite for more than a decade

>>23755268
what makes a cot punk anyway?

>>23755276
The diaperfags are right.

Laplus can handle balls pretty well in Lui's stream

>>23755299
She developed bad habits from singing anisongs and vocaloid covers for a decade

>>23754940

>>23754406
The entire stream was them shooting increasingly more brazen innuendos at each other until they had enough and went off stream to the sex discord. I thought Mumei was one of the straighter EN girls but she was WAY too horny today.

>>23755299
yeah, still shows she hasn't had proper guidance in those years, she's self taught.

>>23755276
>Tales of Arise was 7 months ago
What the fuck, what the goddamn fuck, I still remember playing the game at the same time as Kiara like it was just a month ago...

>>23755225
OK let's say Irys gets to decide who to make her music
>Gura couldn't find artists through Cover connection to match her requirement for her song
EN magic is not likely to happen

>>23755268
She sounds more like v*i to me, but it's similar enough to both of them that I can see either comparison

>>23755183
She probably doesn't have any characters unlocked, so I'm betting on Pikachu or Kirby

Morb status?
https://files.catbox.moe/6fcqd6.png

>>23755361
I bet she's self taught oral too, I'll give IRyS something to practice on

>10am
KFP you excited for a JWU Kiara?

>>23755394
That image has me at full morb

If you want to die open this image

>>23755349
Must be that time of the month. The owl can get quite sexually frustrated.

>>23754648
>Kyōgen (狂言) Label: Virgin Music
>Virgin Music Label & Artist Services is a music distributor of independent artists and record labels, owned by Universal Music Group
Oohh... I dunno how this all works, I know Mori's signed under EMI Records which is technically a different label from Virgin Music
But both being under Universal Music Group, doesn't that make it easier for them to like, actually officially collab and stuff?

>>23755107
>>23755145
I honestly think it's because she's been a utaite for too long and always tried to perfectly copy the original singer. She doesn't have her own style because she's always covered others.

>>23755394
That cock is "kill you" big.
Morbin out.

>>23755394
haachama?

to be fair to irys, I can only count the actually good orisongs from hololive in two hands, and most of that comes from azki

>>23755400
JWU Kiara is either super cute or super grouchy but she has Nene so I think it's going to go well enough.

Lui...

>>23755425
A penis can't actually kill you, right? Right?

>>23755394
I morbed

>>23755416
>UMG is owned by tencent
no wonder mori hasn't brought up "her favorite holo" in a while

wait what happened to vestia? Did she repeat stream?

>>23755145
>>23755185
In that stream she said she's shifted to doing exactly the opposite of that for the past few years

>>23755475
First stream got cancelled because her joycons weren't charged

>>23755443
>Azki
Who? Going by the numbers Mori actually has the best songs and numbers are the only way to rate things objectively

>>23755417
It could be fixed relatively quickly with a good coach but it's not clear that she'd be able to find one and she doesn't seem interested in taking lessons anyway

>>23755349
>Fauna are you wet

>>23755475
She forgot to do her warm-up (sex with me)

>>23755400
Im at the verge of dying with almost zero sleep...but yeah, im really excited

>>23755482
Ahhh I see

Stacirys stirs something deep inside me

>>23755465
I would assume a cock that goes all the way to your belly button would kill you if it was forced all the way in, yes.

>>23755485
>Who? Going by the numbers
Shut the fuck up retard

>>23755394
>minus the last character by 1 and move it to the front
>append a half-length line to the second character
>leave the third character where it's at
>copy the original character at the last position and flip it horizontally
>add a question mark at the end

>>23754367
Maybe if we post enough Towa the thread will get so bad the stack overflows back into a good thread

>>23755400
I JWU too

>>23755485
there's only one mori song I like, and it doesnt even have a MV

Good morning people! have you been enjoying Hololive?

>>23755511
the penis would probably break before getting that far

KEK

>>23755465
tell that to that one boeing employee

>>23755485
>good numbers = best
Look at this idiot

Zeta is already dying... this stream won't last long...

>>23755536
What

>>23755560
Sure. I'll be enjoying it even more in a couple of hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVd47xRPq1w

>>23755544
I'm posting this instead

>Nene and Kiara right into Botan, Mio, Koyori and Fubuki EDF
LETS FUCKING GO
holy shit this is gonna be a good Friday

>>23755577
And on such a low difficulty...

>>23755560
Good evening! I have indeed been enjoying Hololive!

>>23755558
Probably.

>>23755485
By that logic, more people care about Ame reading SC than Mori's return stream.

Kaela is super cute man

I just tuned into Kaela and she's clutched near-death like 4 times within the past 40 seconds

>>23755577
doesn't she have a condition that makes her have very low stamina or something? I remember her first streams she mentioned her manager setting a time limit on her for health purposes

>>23755394
>>23755578
Wait I fucked up. Let me try that again.
>remove the first character
>copy the last character, increment the copy by 1 and move it to the front
>append a half line to the second character
>flip the last character horizontally
>add a question mark to the end

>>23755470
Retard

>>23754862
It's not as simple as "engrish song do bad", that's true, but it's also survivorship bias. Words are comprised of consistently accented and unaccented syllables, even though people are usually unaware of it. Some syllables can be stretched and some can't. These guidelines can be bent sometimes, to convey emotion or emphasis. The issue in songs that sound "badly ESL" is that the layman can intuitively tell that the 'rules' are only being followed by chance.

>>23754980
Go Aku-tan go!

Hey-ne, it’s Rei-ne!

>>23755470
You are retarded and also wrong. It wasn’t that long ago she talked about cuddling her asacoco plushie when she thinks she’s fucked up

MATING PRESSING ZETA

Is IRyS still depressed? Any chance she's gonna reenact her Caesura MV IRL, with drastically different results?

https://streamable.com/d9bdkd
has zeta topped this yet? I'm watching an autistic hag drop blocks

>>23755754
Not even close, she just gets quiet and pissy when she's exhausted

https://www.answers.com/Q/How_do_you_kill_a_rabbit_using_your_penis

>>23755789
She pisses herself? That's hot.

>>23755735
My loving hugs and dick will save her...

>Kiara has fucking clairvoyance
https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1522384296186503168

I cant morb to this zeta..

>>23755792
The fuck.

Answer also 100% true

>>23755803
Not the Gura kind of pissy...

Zeta's mom just calld her because she thought we were having sex again..

>>23755394
Care to share the card?

[zeta news] her mother is locked outside of her house

>>23755792
I mean that would be the most obvious way
my cock is super super huge and all but I don't even think using it as a blunt weapon would knock a rabbit out
it's gotta be piercing damage

Zeta not picking up the phone! Zeta leaving her mom outside for twenty minutes! Zeta getting spanked live on stream as punishment!

>>23755394
I'm morbny.

>>23755811
I don't get it. Mori doesn't get hit by this Golden Week thing as bad. Is it because she just drowns it in alcohol? Or is it because white chicks are immune to it and IRyS Jap half is fucking wiuth her?

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>23755654
Anon...

Boom, Tetris for Kaela

What is sex with Zeta like?

>>23755855

Zeta's bf must be so lucky..

Astel's team probably came across a cheater in Apex. I guess they're still around

...

>>23755814
I swear, that left Fauna is practically dox

>>23755880
Mori dox

>>23755892
Sloppy

>>23755901
I sure am

>>23755901
Yeah Reine

>>23755792
Mind explaining why you look this up in the first place anon?

>>23755875
No clue why the Golden Week triggered her so badly. Doesn't really make sense

>>23755892
She spends the whole time on her phone, insulting your looks and technique under her breath in whatever languages she knows you can't understand

>>23755880
UNO

>>23755914
Fauna said she would wear both outfits.

is ID gen3 the mom gen

>>23755915
and sana

>>23755394
Me in the image btw.

>>23755875
IRyS is single and Golden Week must have a lot of dating couples out and about.

That means I need to get my punk ass into Japan

>>23755943
Wait, have we met Kobo's mom yet?
inb4 she debuted in Sep2020

>>23755923
Why is Reine fucking every english speaking Holo?

>>23755845
>>23745866
>>23745866
>>23745866

>>23755792
Couple of questions.

Why did you look this up?
How does that person know?

>>23755980
She has appeared several times on her stream but didn't say a single word yet

>>23755983
kakkoi limited only by geography

>>23755983

>>23755897
don't worry, I wouldn't fuck you to death
I'd keep you alive so I could fuck you some more later
chu~

currently watching the Kiara VOD until the Orange overload stream, and then i'll watch EDF. there's also Watame Flare raft today, Hololive looks awesome!

>>23755875
>I don't get it Mori doesn't get hit by this Golden Week thing as bad.
This is bait, right? You're just baiting someone to mention the mamamori dox and I'm the only one stupid enough to bite, right?

>>23755983
She's already at that age, anon. Please understand

>>23755983
She's the only lesbian in hololive

Vestia should increase the difficulty

WHO NEXT

Zeta...

>>23755983
Wouldn't you?

Anya Melfissa

>>23755932
She also said she had a lot of stuff she wsnted to do but Golden Week basically means your engines stall since everyone else goes on holiday or visiting relatives. Imagine if not only was your outfit reveal already delayed, but now songs that you want to release alongside it get delayed past the delayed reveal. Of course, this is just a rrat.

>>23756085
KAELA

>>23756085
Anya

>>23756085
Luna, find the pic of her from behind with her face in a dude's crotch, its great.

>>23755931
>>23756022
nice try glowies, I'll be taking my rabbit fucking affairs somewhere else

holy shit Zeta

Zeta's noodle arms...

>>23756085

I dislike IRyS

>>23755997
thanks a lot anon

I like IRyS

>>23755979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eufrP1EsM2g

>>23756060
haven't watched mori much, haven't kept up at all wit hmori news. come on man, my wife hasn't streamed in almost two weeks and is probably dead in some fisherman's net somewhere in the caribbean.

>>23755932
Those damn riajuu couples swarm the streets in GW

https://poal.me/guqrdj
https://poal.me/guqrdj
https://poal.me/guqrdj

I was reading Nene's international twitter responses and realized she responded to a lot of cantonese but I didn't see any Korean's get responses, does Nene hate Ina now?

>>23755997
Oh look an Ame KK model that actually looks like Ame

>>23756022
did you even think about the question at all?
How would you kill a rabbit with your dick? How else could you do it? Maybe you could strangle it with it if you're flacid but then your dicks really close to its mouth it's gonna bite.
There is literally only one right answer.

>>23756098
she doesn't know when her shit gets delayed. I have a feeling she's seeing the others posting shit in the Discord and has a sudden hit of pure loneliness.

IRyStocrats, do your fucking jobs and treat her like how Orca treated Rushia.

>>23756152
I am no longer a Mori anti

i miss ina...

>>23756173
I dont think Nene is even aware that Ina is Korean

>>23756163
Go away doxxnigger

>>23756085
Coco

>>23756203
That ain't Ina anon

>>23756182

>>23756085
I have never came to a hololive member (other than Noel's roommate)

>>23756172
thanks anon, I was at work when I saw this and had no way to save it then

>>23755983
Her eggs are drying up. The remaining ones are piloting her body like Dr. Octopus' tentacles in the SM movies.

I think Zeta doesn't realize that he sometimes punches twice like me the first time I did this stage

Nene and Kiara are gonna SMASH

>>23756085
Roboco

Polka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfdLsTfFtyY

>>23756182
Cute

>>23756190
I'll superchat her $3 to try to bait her into a deez nutz joke instead

>>23756260
she doesn't have the audio on so yeah she doesn't know about the second punch

SHE DID IT

>>23756269
God imagine being able to get a handjob, your balls fondled, and your prostate milked, all while holding hands with polka

>>23755983
None are safe

Did you guys enjoy the Kiara-Ina fashion battle today? I'm watching the VOD now

>>23756232
Didn't you see Valkyrie Connect's promotion, this is canon Ina now

>>23756269
i really like how this artist draw eyes.

JWU
Did Fauna and Mumei actually talk to each other?

>>23756338
I thought it was great!
Someone post the Kiara/Ina Sana idea mashup with the skirt and shirt

>>23756183
Put a narrow shelf on a wall. Put a lethal hazard below the shelf. Put a hole in the wall just above the shelf. Shove the rabbit off the shelf through the hole.

>>23755400
Yeah!
In VOD form since I'm going to dentist shortly before it starts and then straight to work...

>>23756379
No they only talked to my cock and by talking I mean taking it down their throats

>>23756338
We went through two whole threads without hitting image limit in either one

Reading through all these Gura anti posts, and the only conclusion I can drew is that:
Some of you REALLY need to get jobs that
1. pay well, and
2. let you take a break every blue moon for 1-2 weeks without fear of getting fired.

>>23756338
It was absolutely amazing

>>23756394
that sounds like some Willy Wonka shit. The lethal hazard has to be your dick

That was the most gentle "shut the fuck up" I've heard from Zeta

>>23756434
Lord Moldybutt.

zeta swore...

zeta is cute when she swears

>I can't lose my voice right now
That's the kind of thing that would be in a doujin

Here's an idea:
Sex with Zeta

>>23756464
I want that as my ringtone

>>23756465
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

>>23756482
Yes please

>>23756405
You've been flossing every day, right anon?

I kinda want to fuck Polka

Gosetsu the GOAT

So is she Vestia or Zeta?

>>23756534
Jeta

>Miti, hello
Rrat?

Ayame can't even be bothered to join the collab playing EDF5...

INTERNET HATE

Kaela...

>>23756534
jetter
I am going to force this nickname until it sticks