/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>19439501
kronii already did that part

I love Ina!

I love Guwa

'melier

Calli Lust!

Streamin chuchu~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjBZzYN3aAs
https://twitter.com/Wataaamage/status/1499079050635137024

>>19439636
holy fuck, no WAY that's real.

Reminder: Pissy Cunny

>>19439720
Why hasn't this bot been banned yet?

KIARA LOVE

>>19439738
Mori rori

>>19439738
Damn she's still awake and rt'ing cunny.

Towa is _________

>>19439703
Fixed

>haachama finally discovered yonkisei effigies and dododotown
Blockgame Autism Collab When?

Now that Ame found a suitable new office where both she and Gura can live free from mold and termites, good times are upon us.
It's a nice place in the mountainside with a clear lake nearby, a big garden for plenty of avocado trees and space for dogs and cats to wander about too.

I'm so happy for them, finally together and a real couple

So why did we die at 800 posts?

>>19439823
We die so we can live again.

>>19439813
Based, this is them traveling to their new house.

What if Kiara looked at this poll
https://twitter.com/KfpGame/status/1498289383673241603
And decided that KFP obviously wants zatsudan stream where she "pretends" to be an empress?

>>19439553
dont make me horny for Matsuri

TUMMY TUMMY TUMMY TUMMY

>>19439823
me, i did it and i'll do it again

>>19439790
>last thread ends with cunny posting
>Mori RTing cunny at the same exact time

A tale as old as time!

>>19439823
Watame ended her stream.

>>19439738
>first moomers, now this
holoEN cunny edition when

>>19439823
it's bumpschizo hours, and we don't even have a Kiara or Ina stream to keep us afloat
the thread as been pretty good though

>>19439813
I'm glad Gura finally found a care taker :)

>>19439812
Soon I hope. Chammers is lonely in Minecraft.

>>19439843
oh nyooo not femdom roleplay where her natural M gapmoe emerges haha

>>19439843
I've always thought something like Court of Takanashi / Takanashi's Court could work if she wanted to do pure zats or collab zatsudan.

>>19439865
Reminder that Mumei changed her Twitter PFP to this. Do you think she... y'know?

>>19439738
TuT

>>19439883
that image is pure sex

>>19439813
>Gura can live free from mold
Anon at this point Gura IS the mold colony. No matter where she moves the mold will spread from her body.

>>19439823
Because even the n*j*s are faster than us. People can screech bumpschizo all they want, but it's not what's happening this time. We're just completely dead.

I MISS THIS RRAT SO I WILL STREAM PLAY DICE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na6bysYNuS0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na6bysYNuS0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na6bysYNuS0

>>19439921
Lyrics kinda make me Cringe.

https://youtu.be/8DR9J1D3GH0
https://youtu.be/8DR9J1D3GH0
https://youtu.be/8DR9J1D3GH0
https://youtu.be/8DR9J1D3GH0
https://youtu.be/8DR9J1D3GH0
https://youtu.be/8DR9J1D3GH0
https://youtu.be/8DR9J1D3GH0

Most recent Bae and IRyS songs
>Play Dice (3 days ago) - 390k
>See the world (4 days ago) - 170k

Second most recent Bae and IRyS songs
>Hontou no Oto (1 month ago) - 580k
>Sparks of Joy (2 months ago) - 320k

The state of the EN VSinger

How much will I be spoiled if I watch Gura's Elden Ring stream? I just got the game yesterday but have been sick and haven't played it yet. Is the beginning similar to previous souls game or is there something different about it that makes it better going in blind?

>>19439942

rrat

>>19439732
cute melier

>>19439883
Watame said she wants to revisit Minecraft sometime this month now Pokémon is finished. We can only pray they meet up.

Kanata-chan

suit up KF- I mean saplings!

>>19439948
>>>/vt/numbers

It’s your turn anon. Come on and let’s PLAY DICE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na6bysYNuS0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na6bysYNuS0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na6bysYNuS0

Guys I *cough* think we're *wheeze*...... reclining.....

>>19439823
I didn't like the thread

>>19439665

>>19439946
>members fall guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVet6JtPyMo

>>19439883
Would this position be uncomfortable for women with big tits?

>>19439988
Nice

>>19440020
It is.

>>19439988
Is this real?

>>19439981
Ina, gulf war syndrome isn't real, get over yourself.

>>19439969
they were...

I really want the following collabs

>Gura x Haachama
>Gura x Okayu
>Ame x Luna
>Ame x Miko

>>19439741

>>19440052
Miko made a promise to herself to collab with Ame this year.

>Kronii called Fauna "Fauna" accidentally IRL
Kronies... your oshi...

>>19440052
This but replace Ame with Ina for Luna

Kiara should play paladines again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvxKMOQMHp8
More Half Life but why is Anya sad?

I'm Gura's Husband. AMA

>>19440052
Kronii x Aqua
god imagine the autism

>>19440038
No, but that Towa sure as fuck is.

>>19440090
But Ame is an absolute Lunaito, she keeps liking her tweets and art

>>19440111
why the fuck do you let her live like that

>>19439973
Good post.

>>19440111
Why are you pretending to be me?

Ha ha, wouldn't it be funny if Ina gave Kronii a good morning kiss on the lips when all the girls was trying to wake her up? I personally think it would pretty hilarious ha ha.

I'm off, see you suckers later

This is your mommy for the evening.

>>19440049
We must figure out a way overcome the age gap...

>>19439712
Not to mention I believe she plays in a virtual machine as evidenced by the Sonic stream, so there should be complete separation from her actual PC.

>>19440113
>the bully of jp with the bully target of en

>>19440052
Gura x Aqua
Gura x Laplus x Shion
Gura x Noel
Gura x Pekora
Gura x Miko

>>19440113
No please, Kronii always becomes rude when talking to JP senpais, remember Subaru?
Her autism makes her come across like a total ass

>>19439732
More like Smellier

i dont play bideo games

>>19440143
Goodnight. If it was you posting the Besiege webm's then thank you for convincing me to watch that VOD.

>>19440169
She doesn't become rude. She just seems like a total retard

>>19440161
I'd want all of those too yeah
The noel one should be an asmr offcollab where makes Gura's head disappear between her mega melons

>>19440142
Look at that fat fuck.
Why is he so happy.
What does he know that we don't.

>>19440142
Ina giving Kronii some homie kisses would be pretty cool

>>19439902
She is Gura after all.

>>19440111
Hi Ame

>>19440172
Smellier than what?

>>19440227
Bubba

>>19439949
There's only two things I can think of that you could be spoiled on in such an early part of the game that you'd prefer not to be. One of which island in the lake she's probably already had happen in her single player game, and other of which treasure chest is quite unlikely to happen on stream unless you're really unlucky.

>>19440142
But then Kronii won't be able to stream for like a month since it's gonna be all she thinks about

>>19440221
Let's be honest Anon if that relationship ever happened, Gura would be the husband

>>19440169
she talked to her again off stream threadreaderchama

>>19440142
Yeah but also they continue to kiss and get a little too into it so the girls have to break it up. Also both of them are noticeably wet after the ordeal.

I'm actually still salty about there still not being a single gurachama collab despite them wanting to do it multiple times before

>>19440244
she could stream the sex itself

>>19440237
call me a schizo but in the first few seconds she had the exact same speech pattern as gura

>>19440266
Didn't Haachama outright DM gura about a collab on-stream a while back? Pretty sure she did.

>>19439902

>>19440216
>What does he know that we don't.

>>19440288

Goodnight folks! remember to enjoy Hololive, and remember you're always gonna smile at some point!

Blonde women sex

I found out that Ina Is real

>>19440291
That's where Smashkart 51 came from

>>19440291
Haachama said she DM'd Gura about a collab way back https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOi2JvZhAhM&feature=youtu.be&t=8124
Nothing came of it.
Then Gura said she wanted to do some kind of christmas baking thing with Haachama, nothing came of it.
Then later on we had the stream where chat helped Haachama write that funny smashkart51 invitation to Gura. Gura talked about receiving it and said it made her laugh not long after - but nothing came of it.

>>19440343
I am gonna masturbate to Haachama because of you! hope that makes you happy.

Suipost

>>19440343
Why did Watame do this...

>>19440344
is she really?

>>19439948
Literally talent vs hard work at its finest

>>19439942
they're fine
the only cringe parts are yolo is my ninja way, which goes all the way around to become kinda funny again
and no math can settle this rat, which still confounds me

>>19440379
cute boy

is reaaaaaaaaaaaally fucking hate the catalog desu

>>19439942
>Fuck Orderfags
>I don't do math.
>Let's go out and have fun.
Sounds based to me.

>>19440377
It's the natural order of things

>>19440097
She remembers all the lost ammos and dead npcs

>>19440161
Gura x Chloe

>>19440379
Suipiss, more like

>>19440268
Reminder that Mumei saw everything

>>19440342
Goodnight. I smiled at the post below >>19440343 since it reminded me of basementposting.

Ah, it's Korone.

>>19439902
her rms mesugaki is leaking

>>19440266
>>19440291
>>19440365
>>19440371
Why does Gura never really collab with JPs? They all love her

>>19439810
i'm not a boob man but this just looks off. you shouldn't have removed the whole booba. even flat girls have a chest.

>>19440142
Why are Kronii and Ina so close? They never even collabed outside of groups.

NO METH CAN SETTLE THIS RRAT

MEMBERS FALL GUYS

>>19440038

>>19440387
I've been enjoying every variation of soundpost for this dancing Ina.
It's just too good.

>>19440436
She was also turned on.

>>19439949
If Gura makes it to Margit in this stream it will be a miracle

>>19440462
Wouldn't her arm be covering it from that angle?

>>19440412
please don't post more...

>>19440475
SUIT UP KFP

https://twitter.com/himemoriluna/status/1499124941803130880
https://twitter.com/himemoriluna/status/1499124941803130880
https://twitter.com/himemoriluna/status/1499124941803130880
https://twitter.com/himemoriluna/status/1499124941803130880
https://twitter.com/himemoriluna/status/1499124941803130880
https://twitter.com/himemoriluna/status/1499124941803130880
https://twitter.com/himemoriluna/status/1499124941803130880

>>19440457
becasue language barrier, she did with shion and nacho mama and it was cringe

>>19440457
nihongo muzukashii
Nacho collab scarred her for life
she's literally collabing with JP this week anon

>>19440387

>>19440485

As a /u/schizo I desperately need more off-collabs. I need that hit of dopamine.

>>19440472
nth time saying this, but the holos interact more off-screen than on.

What would your dream ASMR offcollab be? Which two holos and what setting/what do you want them to do?
I think for me it might be Gura x Noel with Noel obviously teaching her in her ASMR dojo

>>19440477
It's just not the same without the sound.

>>19440500
https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1499126318868221954
FUCK YOU

>>19440504
baby gaming

I don't like a single Hololive song. I'll stream them to support the girls but I honestly think the style of music is so bland.

>>19440457
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dze1Eq315nI

>>19440510
>Nacho-mama
That was awkward, but amiable. Probably not good to repeat.
>Shion
That was kino, could repeat.

Also you forgot the fantastic Polka pranking "collab."

https://twitter.com/himemoriluna/status/1499124941803130880/photo/1
Gura Mogged

I will fuck Ceres Fauna

>>19440526
>No grab
But now I want to now they she said it

>>19440520
GuraxFauna I think would be good. Because they're both listening to the mic they would try and do things that makes the other one feel good.

>>19440544
I understand not being a fan of the "typical idol song" thing which a lot of them no doubt are, but you don't even like the ones that are way different than that?
For example Unison

>>19440544
Even Unison?

>>19440472
They are the same race and share cultural similarities

>>19440544
stream Everblue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbhgQ_C_jaM

Name 500 good reasons why Towa shouldn't fuck you're oshi
That's what i thought

>>19440520
ShishiLamy ASMR Sex.

>>19440499
You can't stop me!

>>19440495
I mean it's a relatively short distance from the start, if she makes a shark brained beeline there she can make it there in a reasonable timeframe. Beating him on the other hand...

>>19440133
She plays it up a bit, but we're both a little messy
>>19440139
Weird, I don't remember making this post.
>>19440221
I wish I was a big tiddy blonde girl.

>>19440597
Reasons 1-500:
>Towa is my oshi and masturbation is not fucking yourself

>>19439946
This is an important detail.

>>19440472
Anon, both Ina and Kronii seem to interact a lot off screen. And apparently they're just on the same fucking wave length even irl even with those garbage ass puns according to Fauna

>>19440472
they're both sexually deranged hikkis

What did she mean by this?

>>19440477
needs the music

How do we get Gura to roleplay as Virgil in Elden Ring?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78n49nVzRF4

>>19440629
There was even a punwar arc

I also think Mel could teach Ame ASMR, she would no doubt enjoy having Ame visit her if she ever makes it to Japan
But I'm not sure Ame would be the type to give it a proper try that way, especially with a pro slut like Mel next to her

look at anya's cute!

Why is Nene's vod blocked?

>>19440520
Fauna gura but fauna taking the lead so it isn't gura being all uwu and bratty. The neko one has potential but I'm not into brattiness. Make it like her members from last year + Fauna in general and itll be perfect

>>19440242
I strongly believe she'll drop the game if she ever gets to the Sellia treasure chest underleveled

The Best hololiveEn ship Is TakoTori

>>19439913
Goodas moldy cunny
T u T

>>19440692
Bad meme, there's no romance there

>>19440681
Because of me, sorry

KroniichiWAH

>>19440692

>>19439902
Mumei is a bit of a cunnychad, we saw this in her Blue Archive stream along with her just being generally powerless in the face of sexy anime women

>>19440662
She seems interested in ASMR from recent streams, she even thought about finally buying a proper mic for it when she refused to do it before, so I could see her giving it a try

>>19439946
i played fall guys with multiple holos and it's an underwhelming experience

>>19440685
That bit was rough yeah. But can't you use the Memory of Grace to get out?

>>19440681
copyright claim

>>19440750
Could you imagine Ame hamu hamuing your ear though?

>>19440692
hot

>>19440734
>i will never read another one of this schizos posts
kind of sad...

>>19440692
That's different. Takotori is just a pair of sisters.

>>19440472
Koreans are cliquey as fuck. It can't be helped, enjoy the pube filled sex show.

Is true that next month, Mori Will play Fallout Vegas?

>>19440750
i'll become religious and pray to every god if that helps ame to get a proper asmr mic

>>19440520
Bae and IRyS.

>>19440750
Fauna WILL break into Ame's new house and force her to make a defeated heroine rp asmr with her

>>19440692
Takotori is for friendship
and occasional hardcore tentacle sex

My Lapchan repertorium is steadily increasing

>>19440798
i will genuinely miss some of the fandead posters, and i wish them the best

>>19440773
It just sends you back to the shack where you first got teleported to. I nearly dropped the game right there and then because I went for a backstab on one of the miners and got myself stuck on the terrain. Had to use the Memory to get out of it, but I lost all the runes I just got from killing the dragon

>>19440597
Reasons why Towa should not fuck mine oshi: 1. Towa ugly
2. Towa smokes
3. Towa is a virgin
4. Towa hates animals (not the human kind)
5. Towa is a bitch and can’t stand the sight of the human race
6. Towa loves to eat poop
7. Towa hates dogs and cats
8. Towa talks to inanimate objects
9. Towa doesn’t like anything
10. Towa loves to cuddle
11. Towa doesn’t know the word “NO”
12. Towa needs a haircut
13. Towa is an antisocial psychopath
14. Towa smells like a horse
15. Towa has a dirty mouth and eats with her mouth open
16. Towa hates being touched
17. Towa would cry if you fart in front of her
18. Towa is very shy
19. Towa needs to be loved
20. Towa is a pedophile
21. Towa is a sociopath and a narcissist
22. Towa has mental problems
23. Towa is too old
24. Towa has acne and is insecure about her looks
25. Towa is a virgin who only has sex with other virgins
26. Towa thinks she’s a model and is very proud of her looks
27. Towa is a vegetarian who chews her meat
28. Towa doesn’t know how to cook
29. Towa is a lesbian and hates women
30. Towa loves to masturbate
31. Towa has been known to lick the asses of strangers
32. Towa’s voice is annoying
33. Towa thinks you’re going to murder her
34. Towa is very violent
35. Towa is a psychopath
36. Towa has no friends and no job
37. Towa has a bad temper and gets easily annoyed
38. Towa has a horrible sense of humor
39. Towa is a compulsive liar
40. Towa would rather stay home than go to a place with other people
41. Towa wants to have sex with you
42. Towa has a fetish for animal penises
43. Towa doesn’t know how to make friends
44. Towa has a habit of walking in the front door of your house
45. Towa will probably attempt to rape you
46. Towa likes getting fucked
47. Towa thinks it’s funny to make fun of handicapped people
48. Towa likes to masturbate in the shower
49. Towa is an anorexic bulimic who also happens to be a pedophile and a necrophiliac
50. Towa has low self-esteem
51. Towa thinks everything is going to end up badly
52. Towa has a bad eye color
53. Towa uses sex as a tool for achieving power and control over you
54. Towa needs to dominate you
55. Towa can’t keep a job
56. Towa is a psychopath
57. Towa thinks she’s funny
58. Towa is a very emotional person and gets easily upset
59. Towa would get an STD from you
60. Towa is a nymphomaniac who likes the “dark side”
61. Towa has a very bad attitude
62. Towa is a slut who wants to get married and have kids
63. Towa is an old whore
64. Towa gets offended when someone calls her fat
65. Towa thinks it’s funny to use you as a punching bag
66. Towa is a racist
67. Towa is extremely shy and hates having to talk
68. Towa is a lesbian who is in denial about her sexuality
69. Towa has a mental illness
70. Towa is sexually frigid and doesn’t like anything about you
71. Towa is a pedo who has a hard-on for kids
72. Towa can’t go outside without getting raped
73. Towa is a lesbian who just wants to experiment with women
74. Towa’s voice makes you feel sick to your stomach
75. Towa is a kleptomaniac
76. Towa likes to be a “sissy bitch”
77. Towa likes to make people hate her
78. Towa would eat all the food in your fridge if you allowed her
79. Towa has bad breath and a bad attitude
80. Towa has multiple personalities and is crazy
81. Towa wants to sleep with your dad
82. Towa chews tobacco and then spits
83. Towa has an eating disorder
84. Towa is an antisocial psychopath
85. Towa thinks she’s a fashion model
86. Towa has no sense of humor
87. Towa has no money and is really poor
88. Towa likes to suck cock
89. Towa thinks she’s hot
90. Towa loves to use drugs
91. Towa knows more about you than you know about yourself
92. Towa is a narcissist
93. Towa likes to play with her pussy and ass while watching porn
94. Towa thinks she’s sexy
95. Towa likes to take control of everything
96. Towa is a nymphomaniac and a nympho
97. Towa is obsessed with you
98. Towa is a whore
99. Towa thinks her mother is a lesbian
100. Towa is a slut who thinks about sex during your phone calls [1/5]

>>19440692
This but only if Ina has a huge cock

>>19440828
I remember saving 2,000 pieces of art 2 days after the debut.

Stop trying to force your green whore leech on Myth. Her ASMR is dogshit anyway.

>>19440853
It's not like I'm dead or anything...

What's Kiara doing right now?

>>19440664
Anya cute

>>19440897
t. sapling

>>19440895
Jesas, that's a lot

>>19440897
Rushia got fired, anon...

>>19440893
>[1/5]
Based if true

>>19440853
I'm still here... watching other holos too

>>19440893
gonna post the other 400 next thread?

>>19440893
>[1/5]

>>19440520
Fauna and Ame. Ame’s presence will list Fauna to new creative heights and Fauna’s presence will push Ame to match sweetness levels, plus Ame will cutely sperg out over Fauna’s equipment and setup
Plus Fauna said the KU100 is the most “holy shit this sounds literally exactly like real life” mic she’s ever used and that would mean finally getting to hear a canonical real Ame voice without the fifteen different mics and heavy sound filtering she usually has

>>19440893
101. Towa is bad at Mario Kart
102. Towa hates sex
103. Towa is a devil and a demon
104. Towa is too old
105. Towa has too many boyfriends
106. Towa is a lesbian
107. Towa hates kids
108. Towa is gay
109. Towa has a huge crush on other guys
110. Towa has no morals
111. Towa is ugly
112. Towa is too thin
113. Towa is too fat
114. Towa is very fat
115. Towa is too pretty
116. Towa is a liar
117. Towa likes too much anime
118. Towa is in a relationship with a younger girl/woman
119. Towa hates men
120. Towa likes girls
121. Towa is not ugly enough
122. Towa is too skinny
123. Towa has a small dick
124. Towa is married
125. Towa has too many ex boyfriends
126. Towa is a nerd
127. Towa is a fat nerd
128. Towa has too many ex girlfriends
129. Towa has a giant dick
130. Towa has a small dick
131. Towa is to old for you
132. Towa is a pervert
133. Towa is a weirdo
134. Towa is a freak
135. Towa is too tall
136. Towa is too short
137. Towa is a slut
138. Towa has too many ex girlfriends
139. Towa loves to suck dick
140. Towa loves to get fucked
141. Towa loves to suck dick
142. Towa has a huge dick
143. Towa has a small dick
144. Towa loves to suck dick
145. Towa loves to get fucked
146. Towa loves to fuck
147. Towa likes to play video games
148. Towa has no talent
149. Towa is a fake nerd
150. Towa is a fake geek
151. Towa is a fake nerd
152. Towa is a fake geek
153. Towa is an asshole
154. Towa is a weirdo
155. Towa is creepy
156. Towa is an ugly nerd
157. Towa is a nerd
158. Towa is a nerd
159. Towa is nerdy
160. Towa is an asshole
161. Towa is a pervert
162. Towa is gay
163. Towa is ugly
164. Towa is a pervert
165. Towa is a weirdo
166. Towa is ugly
167. Towa is an asshole
168. Towa is too fat
169. Towa is too skinny
170. Towa is a perv
171. Towa is too old
172. Towa is not good looking
173. Towa is sexy
174. Towa is ugly
175. Towa is a perv
176. Towa is an asshole
177. Towa is too old
178. Towa is too old
179. Towa is a pervert
180. Towa is an asshole
181. Towa is a pervert
182. Towa is an asshole
183. Towa is too old
184. Towa is ugly
185. Towa is a nerd
186. Towa is an asshole
187. Towa is a pervert
188. Towa is a nerd
189. Towa is a nerd
190. Towa is a nerd
191. Towa is a nerd
192. Towa is a nerd
193. Towa is a nerd
194. Towa is a nerd
195. Towa is a nerd
196. Towa is a nerd
197. Towa is a nerd
198. Towa is a nerd
199. Towa is a nerd
200. Towa is a nerd [2/5]

>>19440905
>It's not like I'm dead or anything...
Wait, I thought that was like, half the point of being a Fandead. Doesn't that make you just a fan?

>>19440853
same
they're schizos but out of love, and in the end it wasn't their sperg out that destroyed Rushia but Rushia herself
though i guess "destroyed" is excessive, i'm sure she'll pick herself back up since most of them seem to want to stay by her side

>>19440980
OH NO NO NO KENZOKU NOT LIKE THIS

>>19440887
I got stuck there too and turning the game off and back on again fixed it... I'm so sorry, anon.

>>19440958
go to aki

>>19440520
Ina and Luna ASMR collab
Theme: Baking food and then eating it

>>19440987
you know what I meant

>>19440142
I think itd be funnier if Ina was eating Kronii out then she starting coughing right in

>>19441022
I do watch Aki sometimes, just not ARK... I hate ARK

Please cease this slander against Tokoyami Towa.

>>19440925
My oshi wasn't streaming and she was the girl I liked the most out of the new gen.
I also have a lot of free time.

>>19440681
Nene was tired of the fags saying she's too cute to be sexualized, so she started furiously masturbating on screen. She dared those people to watch her closely without getting an erection. Graduation is unfortunately imminent, who steps up and marries Nene is still up for debate.

>>19441023
That could go very poorly, anon...

>>19441038
no risk of that, Kronii juices are just what she needs to moisturize her throat

>>19441046
muki ark is kino

>>19440980
201. Towa is way too kind to hobos
202. Towa likes grapes
203. Towa is a serial jaywalker
204.Towa uses Towa as an example
205. Towa sucks as a human being
206. Towa needs training
207. Towa is not even real
208. Towa does not respect the dead
209. Towa will make your brain explode
210. Towa talks with his teeth
211. Towa thinks cats are weird
212. Towa will ruin your life
213. Towa has some serious character flaws
214. Towa fucks with the law
215. Towa is a vampire
216. Towa is the devil
217. Towa is a lesbian
218. Towa does not understand friendship
219. Towa thinks he is better than any man
220. Towa is mean
221. Towa does not care about you
222. Towa drinks milk out of the can
223. Towa plays the guitar
224. Towa thinks he is funnier than you
225. Towa is not your friend
226. Towa is the devil.
227. Towa will steal your girl
228. Towa is a drug addict
229. Towa will sell you
230. Towa is a serial killer
231. Towa sleeps around
232. Towa is a terrorist
233. Towa has an ugly head
234. Towa is not human
235. Towa is just a kid
236. Towa is crazy
237. Towa sucks your dick
238. Towa cheats
239. Towa has a crush on you
240. Towa does not like you
241. Towa does not like you
242. Towa is not like you
243. Towa is gay
244. Towa is too weird for me
245. Towa has nothing to offer
246. Towa is a liar
247. Towa will get you in trouble
248. Towa has a problem
249. Towa is a weirdo
250. Towa does not like dogs
251. Towa has bad breath
252. Towa likes you
253. Towa is not your friend
254. Towa knows all your secrets
255. Towa wants to sleep with your wife
256. Towa knows where you hide your porn
257. Towa's parents did it
258. Towa is too young
259. Towa is a pedophile
260. Towa sucks
261. Towa is not real
262. Towa is not a kid
263. Towa is way to tall
264. Towa is too short
265. Towa is a pervert
266. Towa is gay
267. Towa is too old
268. Towa is a weirdo
269. Towa has a crush on you
270. Towa has a crush on you
271. Towa is stupid
272. Towa is going to die
273. Towa has no friends
274. Towa likes you
275. Towa is a dick
276. Towa will be your new best friend
277. Towa looks scary
278. Towa is an alien
279. Towa is in love with you
280. Towa is better than you
281. Towa knows how to spell
282. Towa is crazy
283. Towa will suck your dick
284. Towa is not worth your time
285. Towa is too crazy
286. Towa looks like a dog
287. Towa is an asshole
288. Towa is a freak
289. Towa will steal your life
290. Towa is too old to be your friend
291. Towa is a freak
292. Towa is a jerk
293. Towa has a drug problem
294. Towa fucks up your life
295. Towa has a problem
296. Towa fucks you over
297. Towa is no good for you
298. Towa fucks you over
299. Towa has a crush on you
300. Towa is way too old to be your friend [3/5]

>>19441068
you joke but
OPPAI
BOIN BOIN
wasn’t too far off this

>>19440976
Fuck off, Ame has plenty of people she can talk to it doesn't have to be that fake green bitch for ASMR. Especially since Gura is getting a ku100 too, she isn't necessary

>>19441052
It's gross how cute she is

Reasons to have sex with towa
1: you Will finally lose your virginity

I actually feel bad for fandeads, unlike deadbeats who bring it on themselves.

>>19440520
Reine/Fauna competing over who makes (You) the most relaxed/tingly. You can easily add some yandere vibes to it too.

>>19440604
Thank goodness the nipple is censored.

>>19441156
But I'm not a virgin

>>19441052
She's so childish, I just want to pick her up and fuck her over ever surface in her house

>>19441156
I guess, but... losing my virginity to a man is kind of...

Laplus needs to have her attitude corrected by ojisan dick more than any other holo

>>19440853
I will forever haunt this thread

>>19441101
>235. Towa is just a kid
>262. Towa is not a kid
well, which is it?

I had a dream I was in a relationship with Kronii. She's not even my oshii. It felt so real though. Woke up to an empty bed. I need to leave this place before my mind rots any further

>>19441173
You're welcome.

i love gura!

>>19441133
Did you forget your scripts Councilschizo, you hate Ame alongside Fauna and Mumei now. Your line was “I hope Ame meets up with Fauna and they both quit Hololive”

>>19441179
Lap is not for lewd

>>19441197
It's Towa

>>19441213
Then explain why she's so fuckable

>>19441199
I know that feel, bro

>>19441177
Sucking cocks doesn't count

>>19441210
>Council schizo
I like Council.
I hate Fauna. Don't equate me with that retard.

>>19441150
Dangerously so.
>>19441179
Cover struck gold matching the designs to the talents in HoloX.

Watch this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alHUUix3lXU
How does it make you feel?

>>19441224
Your loli fetish is getting the best of you

>>19441228
I don't like this gif...

>>19441246
do you pollute the environment

>>19441068
>VOD watchers will think you're joking
was pretty funny
and i still find it hard to sexualize Nenechi

>>19441251
Like holox fucking sucks

>>19441101
301. Towa eats bacon
302. Towa is kind of dumb
303. Towa is a cereal addict
304. Towa has hair in places we have none
305. Towa smells like strawberries.
306. Towa eats his dog biscuits whole
307. Towa likes to sleep on his stomach
308. Towa sleeps at night
309. Towa sleeps without a shirt
310. Towa smells like dirty feet
311. Towa sucks his thumb until he's five
312. Towa uses hair gel
313. Towa does not eat enough food
314. Towa is an alcoholic
315. Towa is a pyromaniac
316. Towa is an inattentive father
317. Towa can't find his shoes
318. Towa doesn't read books
319. Towa has a small dick
320. Towa is fat
321. Towa's skin smells like dirt
322. Towa needs a haircut
323. Towa is a lazy son of a bitch
324. Towa never plays with my toys
325. Towa loves to eat
326. Towa talks to inanimate objects
327. Towa doesn't eat enough vegetables
328. Towa can't hold his breath
329. Towa has too many tattoos
330. Towa doesn't own a bed
331. Towa doesn't own a chair
332. Towa needs a bath
333. Towa stutters
334. Towa has a speech impediment
335. Towa's favorite drink is pina colada
336. Towa's pet peeve is people who say 'I don't know' when they actually do.
337. Towa's parents named him for the Towa River in northern Japan.
338. Towa does not want kids
339. Towa uses a lot of hair products
340. Towa watches too much TV
341. Towa does not wear underwear
342. Towa never gets enough sleep
343. Towa is a hoarder
344. Towa has more secrets than a cat burglar
345. Towa loves to steal
346. Towa has a strange body odor
347. Towa has an obsession with his penis
348. Towa is not handsome
349. Towa is not good looking
350. Towa does not get along with other animals
351. Towa has no sense of humor
352. Towa is mean to animals
353. Towa is mean to his pets
354. Towa wears boxers
355. Towa is allergic to nuts
356. Towa's favorite sport is football
357. Towa is a big baby
358. Towa doesn't shave
359. Towa has bad breath
360. Towa has a hairy chest
361. Towa has pubic hair
362. Towa sleeps with his eyes open
363. Towa wears a hair shirt
364. Towa is a klutz
365. Towa's eyebrows need to be plucked
366. Towa's toes are not clean
367. Towa does not shave his legs
368. Towa is mean to his family
369. Towa has a bad temper
370. Towa stutters when he is nervous
371. Towa is addicted to porn
372. Towa's penis is longer than his body
373. Towa has pubic hair
374. Towa is not a team player
375. Towa has a problem with authority
376. Towa is mean to his parents
377. Towa doesn't own a pair of jeans
378. Towa never learns from his mistakes
379. Towa likes to eat on the counter
380. Towa sleeps in the nude
381. Towa has no friends
382. Towa has no life
383. Towa is easily distracted
384. Towa hates himself
385. Towa is a bad dancer
386. Towa makes a mess everywhere he goes
387. Towa likes to smoke in public
388. Towa is a germaphobe
389. Towa has hair on his face
390. Towa has no friends his own age
391. Towa does not do laundry
392. Towa always picks his nose
393. Towa has hair growing out of his butt crack
394. Towa has hair growing out of his armpits
395. Towa is lazy
396. Towa is mean
397. Towa sleeps with his clothes on
398. Towa is a liar
399. Towa drinks too much coffee
400. Towa has a high-pitched voice [4/5]

>>19440161
Gura x the rest of Hololive having sex

>>19441258
It's not my fault that she has the ideal female body type

>>19441199
I had a dream like that about okayu and it was so real that when i woke up and the realization kicked in i literally wanted to kill myself, that entire day felt weird

>>19440893
>66. Towa is a racist
wtf i love Towa now??

>fandead are just lurkers now like most jp fans
finally

>>19440142
>>19440216
>>19440327
Same energy.

>>19441224

>>19441294
Gura is sexual. Lap is not. Even if she has the body appeal her attitude is just too sweet and childish

>>19441221
Towa is Towa

Fuck I just played like 6 hours of Vampire Survivors. That shit is addictive.

>>19441337
They're both meant for my dick

>>19441286
>towa eats bacon
>towa is an alcoholic
Unforgivable.

>>19441286
401. Towa eats raw beef
402. Towa is kind to murderers
403. Towa is Towa's slave
404. Towa does not share his meat
405. Towa steals my meat
406. Towa eats out my ass
407. Towa hates me
408. Towa sucks my cock
409. Towa calls me fat
410. Towa laughs at my dick
411. Towa has a secret dick ring
412. Towa is a murderer and liar
413. Towa has his cock taped up with rubber
414. Towa is mean to me
415. Towa has more money than me
416. Towa does not like my personality
417. Towa is a liar
418. Towa wants me to suck his cock
419. Towa is gay
420. Towa is Towa's slave
421. Towa is jealous of me
422. Towa has a big cock
423. Towa is mean to my friends
424. Towa is mean to my parents
425. Towa hates me when I get a tan
426. Towa calls me gay
427. Towa is afraid of me
428. Towa sleeps with his gay friends
429. Towa sleeps with murderers
430. Towa sleeps with murderers that are his slaves
431. Towa is a murderer and a liar
432. Towa thinks I'm gay
433. Towa is a pedophile
434. Towa wants to make me gay
435. Towa gets more dates than me
436. Towa gets more money than me
437. Towa makes fun of me
438. Towa fucks his friends
439. Towa knows I don't like his cock
440. Towa is a murderer and a liar
441. Towa is a murderer
442. Towa has a giant cock
443. Towa is a pedophile
444. Towa is a murderer and a liar
445. Towa uses mind control on me
446. Towa wants me to go back in time
447. Towa is sadistic
448. Towa is sadistic and mean to me
449. Towa is a rapist
450. Towa is a liar
451. Towa wants me to be his slave
452. Towa looks down on me
453. Towa has a bigger dick than me
454. Towa has a crush on me
455. Towa wants to eat my mom
456. Towa is a child molester
457. Towa has a crush on my mother
458. Towa has more money than me
459. Towa wants to be my slave
460. Towa thinks I'm gay
461. Towa gets more pussy than me
462. Towa calls me gay
463. Towa wants to put his cock up my ass
464. Towa thinks I'm gay
465. Towa has a secret gay gang
466. Towa is gay
467. Towa is a pedo
468. Towa is a pedo
469. Towa wants to make me gay
470. Towa wants me to be gay
471. Towa fucks his mother
472. Towa fucks his mother
473. Towa fucks his mother
474. Towa is a murderer
475. Towa is gay
476. Towa is a liar
477. Towa has a crush on me
478. Towa has a crush on my mom
479. Towa has a crush on my mother
480. Towa hates my father
481. Towa doesn't like me
482. Towa thinks I'm gay
483. Towa hates me
484. Towa hates me
485. Towa calls me gay
486. Towa fucks his mother
487. Towa fucks his father
488. Towa wants me to be his slave
489. Towa wants to get me beaten up
490. Towa wants to beat me up
491. Towa wants to beat me up
492. Towa wants me to be his slave
493. Towa fucks me
494. Towa is my sex slave
495. Towa is a pedo
496. Towa is a pedo
497. Towa wants to fuck my mom
498. Towa is a pedophile
499. Towa is a pedophile
500. Towa fucks his father [5/5]

>>19440905
>>19440958
>>19441192
How are you guys feeling?

>>19441286
>335. Towa's favorite drink is pina colada
Okay, I have now become an anti.

>>19440242
Wait, I thought I had already explored everything in Limgrave is this island the one with the dragon communion thing? And is the treasure chest you mentioned the one on top of the tower of return in the weeping peninsula?

>>19441101
>207. Towa is not even real
SHE'S REAL TO ME GODDAMNIT

>>19441337
need of correction power ranking
Shion>Gura>Lapchan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uncJfwoOA7I

>>19441375
>>19441286
>>19441101
>>19440980
>>19440893

>>19440893
>>19440980
>>19441101
>>19441286
>>19441375
i kneel

>>19441315
This is extremely accurate, except Takos play the xylophone instead of pushing oak doors.

>SCs off
Why the fuck is Fauna like this

>>19440905
>>19440958
>>19441192
Rest in peace...

I overslept and missed Kiara's mariokart stream...
How was it?

>>19441337
Gura is sexual? I just get disgusted at the thought of fucking her. Lap on the other hand is sex same as Shion.

>>19441395
The fact that Gura is unironically lewder and filthier than Shion and Laplus combined while only being similar brat levels to either of them is pretty crazy

>>19441375
>430. Towa sleeps with murderers that are his slaves
>493. Towa fucks me
>494. Towa is my sex slave
>495. Towa is a pedo
>496. Towa is a pedo
>497. Towa wants to fuck my mom
>498. Towa is a pedophile
>499. Towa is a pedophile
>500. Towa fucks his father

i like the increasing schizophrenia of these phrases
did the AI get stuck?

>>19441421
She hanged out with ame wdym?

>>19441337
She is the innocent aho loli that will let you fuck her if she gets to have shortcake and omurice afterwards.

THE CRUCIBLE KNIGHT IS FUCKING PARRYABLE?
GOD DAMN IT. I'VE BEEN DOING THIS FIGHT THE HARD WAY.

>>19441380
Negative on both counts. Sounds like you need to revisit the lake in the middle of Limgrave.

>>19440893
>>19440980
>>19441101
>>19441286
>>19441375
yeah, I'm gonna say based

>>19441377
I'm feeling better

>>19441427
She lost four minutes in but changed the rules. Still lost in the end though, so get ready for Ring Fit sex grunts or horror screams.

>>19441429
>>19441337
What is wrong with you two?
Shion, Gura and Laplus all need to be fucked immediately, their sinful hot bodies were made for sex and they are all way too bratty, immediate attitude correction is the only solution to this menace.

who's tits are bigger? Sana or Kronii??

>>19441472
>AME!!!
No she's been doing this long before the off collab but haven't done it in a member's stream in a while. Stop associating everything with Ame. Christ.

>>19441361
>>19441395
>>19441478
>Chumbuds are actually too far gone

>>19441481
>using a shield

>>19441481
Most things that use weapons are parryable. Even if a move turns out not to be parryable, if you successfully would have parried it anyway you still get really reduced damage as though you blocked it normally.

https://mobile.twitter.com/anthonyma64/status/1498692275831853057

>>19441483
Alright. Thanks, anon.

>ctrl + f
>towa
>532 matches
kenzoku won...

>>19441514
Sana nigga

Honestly, fuck them!

>>19441427
literally lost in the very first race
decided to go on with new rules, still lost
hopefully this means RFA and not some horror kusoge

Watch the back of Miko’s head absolutely lose her shit over a cute idol https://youtu.be/XVtk5AaTMzU

>>19441505
I also don't care for Gura's voice so I think her charms just don't work on me. Shion and Laplus are sex incarnate for sure though.

>>19441481
Wh-what's a parry? Do I do that with the ultra greatsword in my left hand or my right one?

>>19441556
With pleasure

>>19441556
Gladly

>>19441521
Some of the best loli doujins are the ones where the girl is innocently tricked into fucking oji-san, but doesn't see a problem with it afterwards.

STOP!
lolis are not for fug

>>19441557
You will like the nth run of Missing Children

MASSIVE FARTS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHZHyRmv75M

>>19441544
well obviously in space form but what about chuuba form

>>19441505
Based

>>19441375
>497. Towa wants to fuck my mom
b-based?

>>19441427
She's gonna give some rape correction to one of her more prominent KFP members.

This coyote knows what I need (it’s her sleepily/tiredly moaning for her joshukun)

>>19440577
>>19440576
Unison's alright actually

>>19441521
Unironically Gura's fault. I wasn't like this until she debuted and became my oshi. She fed me the forbidden fruit.

Listen man I just want Ina to sit on my face

>>19441575
Too sick for me. I can see the appeal with an innocent grown woman but for a loli is actually too much

Thinkin about my Ina

>>19441481
Only real men with hairy chests do it the hard way.

>>19441515
Wow looks like I touched a nerve, or root in this case lmao.

Anya was quite savage with those grenades

>>19441590
Sana. Kronii's does look massive though due to their fullness and her frame and outfit

>>19441524
If that fucker needs to get parried by me 20 times then I will fucking do it, he can suck my dick.
I bet you're a dexfag anyway.
>>19441526
I hardly ever try to parry bosses ever since DS3 cause you would just get combo'd and eat shit.
>>19441572
Just keep on swinging your ultra greatsword, don't worry about it strengthbro.
>>19441634
I don't need hair on my chest. Fuck this guy.

>>19441427
cute

I just ate 1 kilo of lasagna and now I'm thinking about mating pressing these mesugakis to teach them a lesson

Ame member post

>>19441395
https://youtu.be/m5wfUscXJOw?t=1872

>>19441585
I will reassure her we won't get weird about RFA, avoid writing suggestive stuff in chat and still masturbate furiously at her moans

>>19441632
This but my Ina

>>19441634
Why would you want to parry? It's stylish dodging through his attacks

>>19441556
all mankind share same thing
love for cunny. through cunny, unity.