/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

How do we save Gura?

>>14018935
right click on the image

I'm in love with Gura! I want to marry her!

>>14018935
yt-dlp

>>14018935
We can’t. She wants to be a menhera.

>>14018918
look at her pretending she can read

So next stream is the phasmo collab?

>>14019280
I think so, maybe something after.

>>>/x/30415787

is this real or a joke

>>14019355
It's real, a mod moved it there.

>>14019355
it's a joke

>>14019386
>>14019390

>>14019355
Worse, it's a rrat.

>>14019355
its true, her new VA is my wife btw

>>14018935
save her from what?

>>14019541
herself

>>14019355
jesus schizos will do anything

>>14018918
Hitomi Gura??

>>14019561
She seems to be doing plenty fine. At the very least better than the majority of the people here i'd think so not sure how any of us would be able to help her.

>>14018993
Me too! I also want to give her many healthy children!

Finally getting around to watching the first GTA stream and I can't believe i waited more than a week to watch this kino

>>14019355
It's as real as the bastard shark kid we made together sorry

>>14019776
Worth it.

>>14019776
Favorite part?

>>14020273
I'm only like an hour and a half in so far so a little early to say. Just her general attitude while playing id say, the dogs fucking part was amusing as well.

>>14020331
You're in for a ride bud.

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>14018918
That Gura Hulk Hogan thread is so shit, why is it still up?

>>14021260
Containment thread for doxxfags presumably. Don't worry, they're fucking retarded anyway.

>>14019776
It is so good

>>14021260
there

>>14019355
Its fucking real bro

arigatou

>>14022066
Someone edit cum on their faces.

>>14018935
like this

>>14022102
what kind of soup are we feeding her?

>>14022187
Bukkake clam chowder

>>14018935
We don't

>>14022187
Whatever soup sharks eat when they're sick

>>14019355
Real as it can get, dicks out for old va gura

>>14022365
Human feet soup?
For a shark she sure loves them toes.

>>14018993
Me too, except I WILL marry her

>>14022649
When did i make this post? Am i going crazy?

>>14022963
It's because you didn't, I did

Hello chumbuds
gura is cute mesugaki shork that is all

https://streamable.com/v5jzyy
https://streamable.com/nfhy5d

>>14023181
>>14022963
Weird, why am I replying to myself

>>14023758
I really don't like this meme. Gura would be disgusted by it.

>>14023946
Hey, Gura was the one showing off her Atlantian pride

Did gura manually saved the game cause her autosave was off

>>14024194
post proof

>>14024324
here
https://youtu.be/4kUKOKIMG9o?t=839

>>14024514
rip save

Finally picked up birthday merch from post office. Why were people shiting in the shirt? It's very nice.
The mousepad is ridiculous though, I can't stop lsughing at it.

>>14024672
Yup RIP, if managers or gura is reading this please check it

>>14025018
>Why were people shiting in the shirt?
I mean, when you gotta go you gotta go, regardless of what shirt you're wearing. I definitely don't bother to take my shirt off just to take a dump.

>>14024672
>>14025033
You're still prompted to save when you quit the game, it's fine

Anyone know when the collab is? I need sleep.

>>14025018
were people shitting on the shirt? i've only had positive things to say about it.

King cover is less than 10k from 12 million views.

>>14025240
k?

>>14025184
In 7 hours, I have to skip since it is 4am even though Fauna, Mumei and Kronii are my favorites after Gura.

>>14025184
8pm est on fauna schedule, 8pm30 on mumei
so around that

>>14025240
oh no no no reflect bros, what happened...

>>14019152
I fell asleep during her GTA stream and just now got to the part where she chose "Dixie" as her car horn. Did /ggg/ or/hlg/ react at all?

>>14025240
nice
'luv muh gura and mori

>>14025395
newfag detected

>>14025400
anything funny was deleted by the tranjan except for "Gura that's racist". Artemis is male, btw. See you nigs in 3 days.

Serial napper here JWU after having 2 consecutive dreams about Gura.
1st
>Gura and I are basically e-buddies
>constantly hang in VC and I hear her hum, play with her cat, drop dishes etc.
>we share memes where one was "vtubers basketball origins" I woke up and googled it's fucking nothing
>the frustrating part was me having constant technical difficulties on my side that left shark hanging
>she'd send a meme or tell a joke and my windows audio crashed and I went about fixing it in a flurry
>accompanied by the audibly sour pouting silence on the other end
>in dream I never questioned how this is happening nor the dream had any details
2nd
>Starts in small suburbs house, inside looks my childhood summer resort cabin
>One day I come out to my porch and there's a disco party going on at my neighbours
>Don't remember neighbours faces, their walkway is completely overgrown
>No walkway that's used often would be that far gone
>It's also daytime so it's weird that disco ball and shit is going on and there's no music
>I walk to get a closer look and it's a fucking kitchen fire starting
>Rush back to my house, grab gas mask (rona supplies), fire extinguisher (I do have them on my kitchen) and my prided titanium prybar
>Run over to the burning house, bang on the door and scream that I'm coming in and not to shoot me (how did I scream in gas mask?)
>Pry the door open, find the kitchen while screaming for residents, extinguish fire, luckily it didn't get out of kitchen yet
>On my way out the cat runs up to me so I take it to my house for the time being (looked like one of cats that I had)
>I don't remember calling 911 but they arrive and interview me, ask me why I have all that shit gas mask etc. and I explain with satisfaction
>they ask nothing about the incident itself
>After we're done I go back home and immediately doorbell goes off
>ITS HER
>Says cops explained it and firemen said her wiring is faulty so not my fault
>I give her cat back in my harness and ask her pretty please to not sue me
I didn't remember shit about dream 1 inside dream 2 despite waking to pee between them.

Is this it? Am I a Gosling now?

>>14025307
It's alright, catch the vod if you have time.

>>14025395
technically Reflect has about 15 million views.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_go_2zgeWbU

>>14025512
+6.5M on Spotify

>>14025082
Hope you are right

>>14025491
Interesting

>>14025491
She's been in my dreams almost every night since I got the daki.

>>14025018
Also, I can't stop pinching Gura's cheeks.

Does anyone have the tombstone gura?

Gura pls post a schedule I need to plan out which days I tell people to leave me the fuck alone

>>14025487
Of course we have a tranny janny, after all HE does it for free

>>14026151
All days.

>>14026151
If outfits are coming next week like it’s been hinted at I wouldn’t be surprised if we don’t get one until they’re announced

>>14026252
Can't wait to cringe at new rhombus.

>>14025018
People were shitting on the Omocat shirt, not the bday one.

Gura cute!

>>14026600
What's wrong with the omocat shirt? Looks fine. I know the Gura on the jacket lacks tail, but both shirts look fine to me.

>>14026743
its not the subtlest of merch

>>14026830
normalfag

>>14026743
I think they look fine too, people wanted more subtle designs like the other girls got. Holy shit these prices though

>>14026846
not my complaint but just the main one i've seen. the only thing i don't like with the merch is that it looks too much like a rock band shirt i guess.

very cute art

>>14026743
the apex predator shirt looks fine, it's just not for me. the pixel art one is just such a clumsy and confusing design. like... having two small designs on it offset like that just looks weird. it's in this awkward middle ground between symmetrical and asymmetrical and i just don't think it works.

Oof. That was expensive, but I actually liked the OMOCAT merch.

>>14022422
think we might get old va today, the new one was probably a replacement for her while she was sick
might be hard to tell since collab though

>>14025491
Cute! And yes.

>>14025491
>>14025837
Im extremely jealous of you guys, I still haven't had a memorable Gura dream yet and I want one so bad

>>14027441
Nah, old one is busy performing marital duties, for me

I bought the jacket, it might get here before my birthday merch

>>14025491
I really wish i would have a dream about Gura

>>14027441
>old va
yeah, me

>>14026970
Im on the fense about the apex predator shirt but I'll probably order the catalog.

>>14027441
Please, if you're shitposting at least contribute a cute Gura pic along with it.

>>14027901
PIctures should only be with good posts so I can turn on picture only mode and get rid of all the garbage.

Got me some drip

>>14027812
I got all of the Gura stuff. I wanted to get a few of the others but the prices put me off.

>>14027812
I can't spell I guess, here's a cute Gura for my mistake

>>14018918
omocat merch link for next thread:
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-hololive-en

>>14028481

I like how the other girls look cutesy in all of their merch, but Gura looks deranged on all of them except the chibi pixel art. lol.

>>14028890
I really like the jacket, though. The trident on the front won me over.

>>14027284
uuhhhhhhhh based department?

>>14028890
sharks eat people

>>14025487

>>14028951
The trident also won me over. Will wear during streams

>>14028951
The trident on the front is pretty neat, still not sure that I like the design on the back though.

>>14028963
It's like a yakuza tattoo

My wife is so gorgeous, inside and out

>>14026501
On the one hand, I want her to get a good rigger, because nobody should have to deal with rhombusface, but on the other, it might cause her to stop using her older outfits, and I don't really want that. I guess I just have to hope for the extremely slim chance that her old outfits got an update, too.

>>14028890
Gura really should have just asked for it to be Gawr.

>>14028890
I got the jacket, tshirt, lanyard, catalog. I’m trying to get the wah sweater too. I’m honestly really happy with how this all turned out

>>14028866
I love that Guras is a fishhook

>>14029142

>>14025400
I am 100% sure she is unaware of any implications and just liked the tune, considering her complete lack of knowledge of history.

>>14029120
I wonder if they actually had any say in the designs. With Gura not really mentioning the merch im assuming they didn't

>>14027994
idk the gura replacement va is one of the funnier rrats to me

>>14028951
I am a bit mad that Kiara is the only one who got a hoodie instead of a track jacket, hoodies are much cosier

>>14029284
Agreed but in general I do not want bad posts to have pictures.

>>14029294
Well if you a teammmmate as well, then you are in luck

The omocat hat is really cute, I think I'll get one. An outfit that has a pop of color with a hat is more subtle than a bright blue/teal shirt or jacket.

>>14029294
Ame has a hoodie too?

>>14029294
track jackets are better in the winter for layering, though.

>>14028481
Gura's and Ame's are the only ones that look like real signatures instead of fonts

>>14029294
I'm ok with that, I have enough hoodies as it is since my nephew gets me one every year for Christmas.

>>14029367
>>14029345
Oh didn't see that, looks cozy

>>14029396
All the others have reason to have practiced their signature and make it pretty.

>>14029468
I just think they look too complex and uniform to be real, Ame's is very elegant, looks like a president's signature or something, Gura's looks like a celebrity's

>>14029468
a sense of speed and snap is highly desirable in decorative handwriting, especially a signature.

>>14028481
#1 mori
#2 gura
#3 kiara
#4 ina
#5 ame

YOU BROKE THE STORE
https://twitter.com/_omocat/status/1466875575025291265

>>14029652
This, Ina's, Mori's and Kiara's look like they would take ages to write out

>>14029784
ina's does look pretty good, though, despite looking slow and labored, because of the strong stroke width variation.

>>14029823
Looks like it was written with a quill pen, I like it.

>>14029770

>>14028890
The artist watched her RDR and GTA streams for this

>>14027441
old one va is debut gura, they have different voice
watch debut again, we haven't seen old gura a long time ago

>>14030015
Gawr took over

>>14029823
Yeah for me its
#1 Gura
#2 Ame
#3 Ina
#4 Mori
#5 Kiara

Gura's is as neat and slick as Ame's but the little fish bone thing adds an element of playfulness, Ame's is just a perfect signature but could've used some reference to her character thrown in there somewhere.

Ina's is pretty but too uniform, it looks like it written by a robot, I like the stroke width variation but I would've liked it if it had a bit of a slant to it to add a bit of speed to it, hers is more like calligraphy than a signature.

Mori's is just too round and bulbous as well as being too complex, there's no speed to her strokes and the finishing touches are so disconnected you can tell they would take longer to add than the signature took to write.

Kiara's is just a mess, it's not a signature but a fancy way of writing your name, like the sort of thing a bored, artsy girl might do when the teacher told you to write your name on your copybook.

>>14030015
>we haven't seen old gura a long time ago
Big deal, she cute

>>14030079
Autist

>>14030015
Sure, you haven't, I see her every day, because we're married, she's my wife btw

>new job
>$12k sign up bonus
I WILL akasupa the shark and buy all her merch.

>>14030079
based

>>14030079
Sums it up pretty well

>>14030015
ok this is something i was thinking about too but maybe there's been 3 gura va from debut till now?
it also explains the trident imagery

Can someone please post the screenshot of Gura making the same face as her nendoroid?

I am proud of the thread, still no concernfag about having no news yet about the collab.

>>14030532
I know what you're talking about, but I was only able to find this.

Reminds that we won't be getting them until late 2022. We'll have had a few more rounds of merch by then. lol.

>>14030672
We're distracted with merch, but now that you've said it...

>>14030708
I got my jar ready and everything, I can't wait.

>>14030672
She wouldn't flake on other members so I'm not worried. Collabs rarely get canceled.

>>14030672
You'd have to be a huge fucking retard to do that lmao. Obviously no one is gonna take your bait

>>14030776
Mumei was also feeling bad yesterday and had to cancel her stream

>>14030811
too much dicking from her bf probably

>>14030811
You can't seriously be trying that, right? You're gonna stop replying to yourself any moment now.

>>14030839
Why does everyone call Mumei a whore?

god I can't wait to cum all over my nendo

>>14030902
cuz she is

https://www.archyde.com/gavugulas-chum-jar-prank-caused-a-commotion-among-foreigners-which-was-originally-a-spoof-of-experimental-memes-4gamers/
Ah yes, Gavugula, I love Gavugula

>>14030955
But what makes people think that, idgi

>>14030908
>>14030934
It's the reason I got 2

>>14030957
This is not the first time Gula has played the “Cum Jar” memes.

>>14030902
Because antis are lonely miserable people.

>>14031019
notice how Gura bf rrats are being laughed at while Mumei bf getting immediately deleted
really activates your almonds ain't it?

>>14031103
It's also completely off-topic roommate stuff

>>14031028
It's an old article

>>14031136
“The jar of liquid”, it just puts the model in a transparent glass jar, and then puts the essence of Shiri Qiuqin into the jar and seals it until it is full.

>>14031028
She has no clue about it's the origin of course. She's a seiso idol shark, after all.

>>14031379
Yes, of course

Ok, I took one myself. Nevermind.

>>14031519

>>14022338
Why not?

speaking of the chum jar, do you think she'll ever try to get it to work, or has she completely given up on it?

Guras leaving hololive, are you coming along anon?
https://youtu.be/4kUKOKIMG9o?t=12233

>>14031763
Well I followed her before Hololive, I'll follow her after

Also I just noticed that her hoodie in that GTA stream is the same shade her hair used to be...

what triggered the doxfags

The meidos sure must be busy these days

>>14031872
Love this audio

>>14031944
good god I wish you faggots will finally die out some day

>past life and dox is the same thing

>>14032050
Yes and both are off topic

shark is very intelligent

>>14032188

Did anybody get the hat?

>>14032206
Nah, didn't really like it and too expensive

>>14031652
She's given up. It wouldn't be worth the effort, everybody got the joke already, pushing it further would be beating a dead horse.

>fails at shitting up the thread by samefagging about the upcoming collab
>fails at shitting up the thread by samefagging about mumei
>fails at shitting up the thread with doxfaggotry or the like
You'll get 'em next time for sure!

>>14032206
Nah not for me, but I did get like $200 worth of stuff

>>14032206
>NO HAT
NO HAT

>>14032089
Saying they're the same is just wrong and only makes people want to post it more. It's literally well known public knowledge, even if it is (slightly) off topic.

>>14031652
She does want a donation jar so she'll probably get it set up eventually.

>>14032206
I don't wear hats

>>14032274
It's not off-topic at all. This is the only place on the internet where it's considered that way.

>>14032240
Yeah. I didn't really like the pixel art stuff besides the stand.

>>14032274
>>14032446
Yeah, it's especially retarded when Gura herself makes references. She literally sang padowo during the karoke the other day

At some point you have to take the hint and stop replying to the deleted chain, SEAbuds...

>>14032446
yeah this place is so fucking weird with it, but whatever i'll get banned soon for even just thinking about it. gura cute.

>>14032565
sorry, SEAbud*
Didn't mean to imply that it was more than one retard.

>>14032403
Unrelated, but are you bald?

>>14032683
Nope, I have big ears that stick out way too much when I wear hats.

>>14032565
The rules are real dumb in this instance.

>>14032683
>mfw Gura makes fun of baldies
Not him but I am.

>>14032737
I agree. Also jesas that's a cursed image

>>14032732
Fair enough
>>14032772
That's alright. Gura would enjoy slapping it. The hat would get in the way

>newfag arguing the rules

>>14032595
It's not like people don't know. Discussing it always inevitably causes hard doxxbaiting and derails the thread.

BROS HOW DID THE JACKET SELL OUT ALREADY...

>>14032924
literal kusogaki

The collab is soon, right? I see no frames yet

>>14032953
It did? Damn. Definitely made the right move buying it as soon as it went live.

>>14032980
in 3.5 hours

Can you guys post less? I don't like how fast this thread moves.

>>14032999
Ahh, I see. I got PT and ET mixed up again

>>14033037
No

>>14032980
>>14032999
Fauna just confirmed the collab in members. They don't have matching thumbnails made in advance so they're all gonna do random ones probably.
Also you shouldn't have expected the frames to come up before her member stream ends and they start coordinating anyway

goop goop when

>>14032953
Huh, you're right. I feel like the jackets and hoodies will take longer to restock, but they will eventually!

>>14032953
Every single size is sold out WTF

So after blue, red and green, what Hoodie color would you like to see to complete the multiverse ?

>>14033152
Alright, thanks for the info, chumpling.

>>14033283
She should use a rotating chroma filter shader.

>>14033283
HORNY PURPLE SHARK

>>14033283
purpol duh

>>14032737
Kill all bronies.

>>14033320
I don't get the purple horny thing

>>14033392
it's a woman thing

>>14033392
It's color of passion and power.

>>14033539
you'll never get anywhere with color ideology this cringe, sheev

I guess the phasmo collab must be starting at mumei's given time of 6:30 est instead of the time fauna gave since were 20 minutes out and no one has their frame up.

>>14033759
??

>>14033759
>>14033152

>>14033759
Please do your timezone reps

>>14033152
Holy shit i fucking love fauna

>>14033809
who?

>>14033853
She’s great, I’m glad her and Gura hit it off so well

>>14033862
Don't respond

>>14032953
Tfw none of Ame's, Kiara's or Calli's merch has sold out

>>14033862
Takane Lui

is she going to build atlantis

I think gura merch sucks!

>>14033968
kek I get it

Yeah, I'm gonna buy that Gura jacket and t-shi...
>all sizes sold out
Oh.

>>14033947
Give her another year of learning the thousands of rules and small details of minecraft and maybe it might get started

>>14034018
Be faster next time, I think they might open up more orders seeing how much demand there was.

>>14034063
Yeah, I remember reading early this isn't just gonna be a limited time thing, that they'll keep making more

Same doko?

>>14034088
https://twitter.com/_omocat/status/1466899013806936067

>>14034172
>jacket still sold out

Lmao all the XXL, XL and L sizes are sold out, M and S are still available, just goes to show the, um, average size of most vtuber fans..

>>14034357
Or, for the non-retards, that omocat, like most stores, always stocks much less in those sizes.

>>14034357
I'm a big shrimp

>>14034357
if you're watching gura but can't bench your bodyweight for reps, I really don't know what to say

I wish the shirt didn't say apex predator on it, would have been better with just the face

Did the button pins just now show up? And why shrimp instead of chumbuddy?

>>14034357
We're all grown and healthy men, besides the people who made Gura's S & M sized track suit sold out

>>14034434
What, you afraid of being mistaken for an Apex Legends addict?

>>14034426

>>14034357
S&M are for girls.

>>14034447
Not sure, I didn't notice them until now either. I would have put them on my order but it's too late now.

Gura's S&M...

>>14034502
There are female Gura fans???

>>14034426
>can't bench my bodyweight
>can do pullups for reps

It hurts

>>14034557
have you seen /wvt/?

>>14034557
Pan Piano and Kawaiiope Mori

>>14034557
Some, yeah but I would really love to see the YouTube demografic

>>14034557
Yeah, but not enough for the merch to sell out.

>>14034502
maledom is fine too
oh you're talking about clothing sizes

>>14034357
Twinks just swooshing in for their easy purchase

>>14034447
Shrimp is for new initiates. Chum buddies are part of the ancient order

>>14034678
I always thought shrimp was specifically for members

>>14034557
There were women at the convention in Dallas. Married couples with kids too. I bet they're the "language" people in chat.

>>14034464
I think these kinds of things almost always look better with less or no text. It also feels more cringe

>>14034557
I wish I had the article but apparently women are 20% of the whole vtuber demographic
which is why you can make vague statements about women, using the all-powerful passive voice, and get offended (You)s in global

>>14030957
What a bunch of prudes.

>>14034741
despite being 20% of the population they account for 100% of the menstrual bleeding

>>14034357
If you're grown man and not a manlet you're going to be in a large at minimum.

>>14034720
>>14034741
ngl that's disgusting why do women have to encroach on male-only spaces like this, they already ruined anime

>>14034798
If it bleeds we can kill it

>>14034741
Yeah. Fembuds are responsible for all of the shitposts

>>14034807
>be me
>be a meager 5'12"
>the merch I want is never sold out

man I'm never gonna get a shark girlfriend

>>14034717
Everyone's love for gura is separate, but by undergoing the great unification one can ?????????????????? Chum buddies.

>>14034886
The shipping posts sure. I think it's more likely that women make those posts than do /u/ schizos.

>>14034447
>And why shrimp instead of chumbuddy?
Because only shrimps get those. Peasant chumbuds won't be buying it.

>>14035000
Buttons are shit, pins/patches are where it's at.

>>14035000
That's actually a good point. If you won't even spend $5 on Gura, you're not gonna buy expensive merch.

>>14022187
sopa de macacao uma delicia

>>14035201

>>14035122
Well, time to get my parents some track suit jackets too

Gura cute Gura cute!

I can't believe Gura asked Ame to collab the 1 block Minecraft mod together and Ame decided to just play it on her own instead.. :(

I have money to spend. Where is this merch page?

>>14034741
Yes, although Gura's fanbase has one of the lowest proportions of women, with Holos like Suisei having the highest.
That's why Gura wasn't sure about the hairclips merch, although some guys might buy it as a shelf ornament.

Why is it sold out... I wnated it....

>>14035384
>>14028439
Hope you didn't want larger sizes or a jacket

>>14035438
buy a Small, fatty.

No gura today?

>>14035479
Maybe, maybe not

>>14035381
Damn, I'm not usually one for rrats but that's a little shitty. Maybe Gura just never actually asked her?

>>14035479
Nvm, my brain hort

>>14035451
I bought medium as motivation to lose weight..

>>14035479
gura busy. discord sex with fauna

>>14035479
>>14035511
Fauna is still streaming.

>>14035555
hot

>>14035500
ame talked about it in her last minecraft, gura wanted to play with her but they need a server to run it on and dont have one, there is no rrat

>>14035500
I wonder if gura is just giving ame her respectful distance. after all, kiara has been spending a lot of time with the detective

I just realized I haven't seen audio anon in a while. Is he OK? The singing archive also hasn't updated.

>>14035574
smol tech company

>>14035592
he got flu

>>14035620
This is so sad.

>>14035574
Thanks for the real answer, teamate

>>14019090

Cover never

>>14035689
delet

>>14035733
okay sorry

>>14035689

>>14035707
i'm not a teamate, i'm a chumbie, i just missed minecraft streams

>>14019090
>>14035717
isn't it really hard song to sing?
>>14035746
thank

>Gura's regular artfags switched to La+ and Chloe
>this guy just started cranking out Gura art instead
Very based, dare I say.

>>14035479
Phasmophobia collab

>>14035792
CHINESE
DRESS
GURA

I'M GONNA

>>14035592
i'm here and i've just been too busy to stay caught up, sorry about that

>>14035281
Are they this smol?

>>14034434
no it would have been better if it just said "PREDATOR"

>>14035792
>>14035821
*Taiwanese

>>14035859
Oh what because Gura fans are pedophiles? I guess that makes sense

>>14035859
it would've been best if it just said "NOUN"

>>14035852
No problem, glad you're not dead. lol.

>>14035900
everyone dies eventually

>>14035754
Ah, understandable. There's been a lot of good times with that game. Marine and Pekora were able to get a server available for one block, so maybe it's possible. I can only see it getting done if all of Myth decide to do a one block session together though.

>>14035898
It would've been the best with BOTTOM TEXT

>>14035796
>no stream reservation

>>14035859
"CHILD PREDATOR"

>>14035776

Maybe? but Gura hardly EVER does covers. I think you can count all her covers on one hand.

>>14035950
Gura looks like a child and is an apex predator, so she's literally a child predator.

>>14035930
>Marine
She probably went and set up her own lmao.

>catalog sold out
I'm not even that disappointed about the shirt or jacket but I figured I would still have time to get a catalog after work. I guessed wrong it seems, just gonna have to hope for a restock now

Was she just rambling last night when she was talking about streaming something tonight?
It was right before she ended and after she talked about the phasmo collab so she didn't mean that
I want to beliebe

>>14036063
I imagine that one would be pretty easy to restock

>>14036077
Chances are probably low of a second stream tonight, but I wouldn't say it's zero right now

>>14036063
I just noticed I got mine for free

>>14036077
>collab in 3 hours
>Gura solo stream

>>14036077
She did talk about maybe streaming else as well, yes. But considering how late the collab is, seems unlikely she'll do anything after

>>14035950
oh no no no, chumpedos...

>>14036155
They said that spending $150 or more means you get one for free.

>>14036077
I figured she made a mistake and meant Saturday even though she said tomorrow

>>14036144
It's zero. I can't recall if any of Gura's "maybe" streams actually materialized.

>>14036214
Oh really? Wow. Guess I should have spent just a little more then. Oh well.

>>14036214
Neat I didn't see that

>>14036197

>>14036243
Then you're either new or have a shit memory because she has done them before, just not a lot of them

>>14036243
A couple minecraft ones. I remember the salt of the nonbelievers

>>14036328
I have shit memory. That's why I said "I can't recall" rather than anything definitive.

>>14036431
you definitely sound like a faggot

>>14036431
Zero is pretty definitive

>>14036431
>definitive
your definitively a fucking moron

>>14036457
Where do you think we are? no homo

>>14036509

>>14036500
Well yeah, I won't even deny that.

>>14036251
>>14036279
https://twitter.com/_omocat/status/1466859932037226502
seems like it's easy to miss, especially since it looks like you have to add the catalog yourself instead of it being done automatically

>>14036219
Yeah she seem'd kinda scatterbrained at the end with how she ended so suddenly

>>14036573
How much time do you spend hoping the anons you reply to are gay? be honest

>>14033809
lmao wild

I do think that there won't be a stream afterwards though. Gura probably got confused with the timezone and thought it was 6 pm ET

>>14036651
>gura gets confused by timezones
WE ARE

>>14036651
Gura never know what time is it or what day is it so yeah probably.
She also forgets easily when she finally gets the information

>>14034557
Mittsu...

>>14036831
Gura needs a Personal Assistant.
I'm reminded of an old rrat now that claimed "roommates" meant Cover-assigned monitors who lived with the talent to ensure they weren't engaging in immoral conduct
or as I've taken to calling it, "a Cover-assigned gf

>>14034557
Yes all of JP hololive

>>14037008
They only like her because they think a collab with her will bring them more subs

>>14036965
The roomate is gay!

>>14036965
yeah, me

>>14036965
Gura could also use an audio engineer, driver, and a maid

>>14037094
Yeah, me

>>14037094
And someone to build things for her in Minecraft

>>14037094
Her manager is probably already doing that.
She already talks how her manager often facepalm because of her being an airhead or forgeting an information in like 10 sec

>>14037094
yoga instructor and fitness coach
the shark needs to be able to put her feet behind her head!

>>14037094
yeah me

>>14037158
You went too far

>>14037317
i can masturbate for her too so she doesn't have to worry about lifting her fingers

>>14035792
uh huh