/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>22930314
I'll defend Vox saying he's kinda funny when he talks about FNAF or spouts dumb Youtube memes in a funny voice instead of blowing kisses all day.

Shu's boring.

Ike's a decent straight-man for Vox, and a lot less gay than I thought he'd be.

Mysta seems to be lost in menheraland at this point, collabing more with Mika than his own genmates.

And Luca just rubs me the wrong way. The fakeness in his himbo personality just makes him seem really manipulative, like when he faked being Pomu's rival. At least with Vox, he seems to somewhat enjoy the attention itself, while Luca seems to only do it for the money, and I imagine he probably hates it inside.

Noctyx in general is too boring for me to watch. Maybe if Yugo was a girl I'd watch her more.

Imagine paizuri with Reimu and Rosemi.
The dirty talk with the sexy lisp and ESL accents.

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I did some research on the root cause of Reimu's yellow fever and I have some interesting findings to share.

It's all about the cock.
The average dick size in Colombia is 17 centimetres, the average depth of the vagina is 16 centimetres deep but that's data taken from U.S. and British medical research. Reimu being a very small Latina must have a smaller vaginal depth, let's be generous and assume 12 centimetres.

My theory is that Reimu's first boyfriend's cock was too big and too thick for her small pussy. There's also the added factor of her disposition as a crybaby; she must have wept and cried and had an awful time ruining the coitus for herself and her boyfriend thus adding a further embarrassment and shame.

This led to Reimu developing an aversion to big cocks and preferring men with smaller cocks like Asian men and Vox (self described as having a little cock).

On another note it can be assumed Pomu experienced a similar situation however she was determined to take a cock no matter how big it is.
This is why Pomu is a size queen; she pridesherself in being able to beat the cock and not failing and crying.

Reimu love!

>>14782105
You won't find many other places that are that easily accessible and neither a hugbox nor a collection of haters. /here/tubers may find some more honest opinions on themselves if they look past hornyposts.
That being said, my honest opinion on the latinx ghost is that I want to have intercourse with the ghost

>>14697230
>/SCAM/ people appreciate their slow and smol thread and want to evade that large NijiEN thread. It works pretty well
>Nina has no audience on /vt/ whatsoever
>Reimu never really gets discussed on here
>nobody wants to deal with Enna , Pomu, Selen spam outside of their containment threads
An Ethyria general would turn into Enna and Millie general again as soon as it's up

Reimu helping keep everyone alive.

>>13877406
You're in the fucking board for anime girls

There are no male problems, only (You) problems.
Become less parasocial and you won't be hurt.
Can't you see that it's a sign of weakness? You rely on these girls too much. Become stronger for your sake and make them proud.

Reimu
>>13468355
That'll be good for the thread.

>>13453774
Why don't you ship yourself with some real life bitches nigga

Reimu doko

>>13409780
Reimu if you are here I want to say you are a sweet girl.

I love my ghostwife!

I want Reimu to call me papi...