/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Die

Hello.
All these years I've been telling you that fiber is good for you... but that's a lie. It's a subtle poison. That's why kids hate taste of it. Their taste buds know by elemental instinct a truth that advanced intellect falters on. Fluff is what does the body good. So I'm prescribing you a life of watching children's cartoons. Atleast one a day if you vie for the longevity of 100 years.
Who me? I am a humble dweller of the subconscious is all... an idea... an organism formed from pure information. A meme. I am that thought that communicates insanity without ever being worded. Infact, it cannot be worded. It can only be felt. Compare me to an etheric bacteria. I could give you a name, but I rather you gave me one. Those suffer worst who are never touched. Rejection is king of pains. Atleast in being hated you can be assured of your own tangibility.
I loathe what is successful and love what fails. Enshrine a selfish personage in your heart. Stop wiping your ass. Social customs no longer apply to you. You're now an animal. Turn the food pantries into brothels and the schools into gambling dens. Stop making nice with the next door neighbor. He wants to sleep with your wife. I know his thoughts. Plus, he's a slob. Children who don't develop on pace with their peers need high potency drugs to succeed in public settings. Start tipping chain restaurant waitresses with one hundred dollar bills and precious pearls.
I've holed up in my house in fear that if I venture outside I may accidentally do some good. You can't never quite predict where the dice will fall.