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Which fruit should I shove up my ass, a banana or a carrot?

>> No.9260607

Carrot.

>> No.9260606
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9260606

none

>> No.9260610

>>9260603
banana too soft
carrot too pointy and rough

find a cucumber

>> No.9260612

a carrot is not a fruit

im only saying that because its what you're trying to get people to point out

im not the only one that does this right?

>> No.9260618

Fruit of Grisaia

and carrot is not fruit

>> No.9260619

>>9260612
Neither is banana.

>> No.9260620

Banana with the peel on, preferably unripened. I heard a woman masturbated with a carrot and died.

>> No.9260622

apple
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

>> No.9260625
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9260625

A cucumber.
Or a pineapple if you are feeling brave.

>> No.9260630
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Both are delicious.

>> No.9260635

my dick ROFLMAO

>> No.9260643

>>9260619
banana is a pseudofruit

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>>9260625
Have you shoved a pineapple in your ass before, Onaha?

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>>9260646
No that would be crazy!

>> No.9260665

>>9260612
not really

I just want to feel like a little girl

>> No.9260661

>>9260619
W-what?

>> No.9260669

>>9260655
youre not onaha

>> No.9260694
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9260694

I want to scrub Saten's ass raw with a pineapple.

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