Fridey night

[Anonymous No.]

Its that time of the week.
What are you NEETs up to?

[Anonymous No.]

Is “giver her the dick” some forced Reddit or /v/ shit? I completely missed when this became a meme/catchphrase/thing.

[Anonymous No.]

Was waiting for this thread, anyone is up for a few OSU games?

[Anonymous No.]

doing unrelated stuff that's not /jp/ related, on /jp/
>bloggan
>shitpostan

[Anonymous No.]

creepin while ya sleepin

[Sakura !RAILgUnr8s No.]

Going to play the new Oreimo game for a while, then I am going to probably play D3 all night.

[Anonymous No.]

Thinking about playing some TD and waiting for a guy I know to get back from the pub so we can play SWR together.

>>9031153
Probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9031166
But who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

Isn't it saturday or something

[dntf**kwitmeormyfriends-chan !avY8p6wIiQ No.]

i was playing tera a while ago that was pretty fun
maybe ill buy it

[Anonymous No.]

>>9031187
wouldnt you like to know

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>9031196
Every day is Saturday.

[Moe★TRON No.]

watching anime
& playin games

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone still play minecraft? I remember we had a thread a long time ago with the little maid mobs, it got updated a lot since we last had a look at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9031215
what anime

>>9031218
i tried to play it earlier but my computer is too old

[Anonymous No.]

>>9031224
Another

[Anonymous No.]

>>9031224
set everything to low?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to program something.
But I have no idea what to do.

Anything useful you guys could use?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9031259

captcha killer

[Anonymous No.]

>>9031248
i did i get a lot of slowdowns

[Anonymous No.]

I just got home from a bar where I had a cozy night with friends.
Now I'm sitting alone in front of my house , browse /jp/ listen to music and stare into the night while having the scent of flowers in my nose

[Anonymous No.]

>>9031259
i really would like an auto-shitposter-inator

[Anonymous No.]

>>9031271
But I can't program a personal /jp/sie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9031283
use prior data from the best shitposters and use their shitposting formula?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9031289
>shitposting formula?
We need to get /sci/ on this.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know what I'm doing tonight. My gender dysphoria has been acting up again lately so thats got me a bit more on edge than usual, but oh well. I'll probably end up getting drunk and dicking around on 4chan until I eventually eat and pass out, like most nights. I'd like to watch a fun movie or maybe play a cool video game to make this night somewhat memorable but I can't think of anything. At least I'll have an episode of Korra to look forward to tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9031306
>My gender dysphoria
First world problems.

[Anonymous No.]

Drinking some shitty chai tea right now, probably going to play some jap game later, but can't decide which one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9031302
>>9031289
LOL I JUST LITERALLY


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MY

PANTS


JUST A LITTE THOUGH

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HOOOOOOOOLLLLLLYYYYY SHIT

whatr the HELL

WHATA FUCK MAN xD

i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh

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OMGOSH

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THIS IS A SHIT

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A BIG ONE

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A GRAT ONE

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[Anonymous No.]

>>9031306
> My gender dysphoria has been acting up again lately

This is why we can't have proper mental disorders without idiots whining they're not real, because of faggots like this.

Your gender identity disorder doesn't "act up" at all.

[Anonymous No.]

I'll draw a bit, maybe work on my resume since I have to apply for a job over the weekend, and probably watch some anime later.

Life is moderately good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9031153
it it a 4chan meme faggot

[Anonymous No.]

I'm drinking some vodka tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9031324
>Your gender identity disorder doesn't "act up" at all.

Sure it does. I mean its always there, but I can keep it somewhat under control most of the time and not think about it constantly. Other times I can't.

But feel free to keep getting angry at people on the internet for reason, whatever floats your boat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9031324

Not even the guy you're replying to but I take it you don't know what the word dysphoria means? It's a diagnosable disorder in which one experiences fluctuating and varying mood levels and complete discontent with an idiosyncratic situation. In a more colloquial term, "acting up". Fretfulness over ones gender thus applies here.

[Anonymous No.]

why do japs start typing URLs when theyare laughing?

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to buy shoot many robots 4 pack and try to gift it to my steamfriends. Hope they accept ;_; they feel bad for accepting free stuff, and sometimes they won't accept the games. But just playing an hour with them is pure bliss for me.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna sit here and enjoy a weekend of taking it easy...which doesn't make it any different from any other day in the week so yay me.

[Anonymous No.]

That version of the image is shit. The smaller, original one is much better.
Plus all the /mu/ memes in that image annoy me.

[Anonymous No.]

Making my bags to spend my autism money in Mexico.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9031396
I was going to write a paragraph explaining, but then I realized I can't tell if you're serious or not so I don't want to make a total fool of myself.
Things are archived.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9031405
can I have one?

>friday night
It's like any other day, sit in my room, listen to music. Play video games. Then cry myself to sleep

[dntf**kwitmeormyfriends-chan !avY8p6wIiQ No.]

made a new friend
isnt that cool
its nice to make new friends you can spend a while talking to them
its good

[Anonymous No.]

>>9031571
You're alive! Thank goodness! I was so worried!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9031581
she waits out her detention

[Anonymous No.]

Too bad.

[Anonymous No.]

Have started playing lots of JRPGs recently. Will be doing that. I won't say which game.

[fartist No.]

>>9031571

[Anonymous No.]

I need a new computer, can someone please send me $1000?

[None !IMsOMEbodY No.]

Im gonna have a sleepover and eat sushiiii

[dntf**kwitmeormyfriends-chan !avY8p6wIiQ No.]

>>9031581
yeah iwas banned but it ran out today

>>9031609
didnt i say not to post that..
i talked to you on stea mabout it

[GAY !/barYVYBGA No.]

>>9031622
What will you do to earn it, nerd?

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

Finishing up Game of Thrones for 360, I'll be starting Dragon's Dogma after since it leaked a bit ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9031637
>yeah iwas banned but it ran out today

Yet you're still using an avatar and posting like a moron?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9031637
welcome back, timid friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>9031654
Please stop trying to derail the thread. :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>9031654
least he isn't using emotes constantly

don't worry he'll likely get himself banned again soon enough, shitposters can't resist the temptation

[GAY !/barYVYBGA No.]

>>9031654
Don't bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9031638
I'll be a good friend and talk to you every day :3

[fartist No.]

>>9031637
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/KnightoftheFarts
Join us, we could use a strong young shitposter such as yourself.

[GAY !/barYVYBGA No.]

>>9031672
That's way too easy, and you're getting WAY too good an hourly rate. Try again, nigger. You must have something you can do worth $1000 for a stranger on the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9031682
Hourly? I don't expect to get the money gradually but all at once so I can get a new computer. So the money is a lump sum in exchange for the service of indisputably loyal friendship. I can give you a list of sources that can give credit to my years of wonderful friendship.

[dntf**kwitmeormyfriends-chan !avY8p6wIiQ No.]

>>9031678
i hate you fart lovers

[GAY !/barYVYBGA No.]

>>9031694
You'd still be getting an effective hourly, even if you were paid in a lump sum, fagballs.

Still, I don't want to buy your love. Offer something else up.

[fartist No.]

>>9031717
So be it. Then you shall face our wrath. You will soon regret passing up the opportunity of a lifetime.

[dntf**kwitmeormyfriends-chan !avY8p6wIiQ No.]

>>9031741
your disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>9031730
I'm not selling anything, I'm asking for a hand out. In exchange for doing something nice for me, something easily affordable for those with affluence, I would have been kind and nice to you. However, you are by no means a nice person and befriending someone like you is a lost cause.

[GAY !/barYVYBGA No.]

>>9031744
>>I will be your friend for $1000
>I'm not selling anything!!

[fartist No.]

>>9031748
Really? I heard through the grapevine you seem to have a little gas problem yourself. Does this disdain for such acts have anything to do with your own unwillingness to admit your own problems, hmm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9031770
If you do something nice for someone and they say "thank you" are you buying their gratuity? No, it's just something they're doing in return for you do something nice for them. I offered you friendship because I would have wanted to be friends with and treated nicely the person who gifted me with such a generous amount of money. Reflect upon the cold and ruthless way you view the world.

[dntf**kwitmeormyfriends-chan !avY8p6wIiQ No.]

>>9031792
whoever told you that is a liar ive never farted in my life you sicko

[fartist No.]

>>9031807
Such a quick response confirms my suspicions. Do you know farting is a sign of being healthy? Everyone does it, you don't have to be shy if you happen to do it a bit more than others.

[dntf**kwitmeormyfriends-chan !avY8p6wIiQ No.]

>>9031829
it took 2 minutes to respond thats not fast
its a sign of being gross and thats why i dont do it
stop projecting ur preverteness onto me

[GAY !/barYVYBGA No.]

>>9031800
You might have a point. It probably stems from the fact I am not rich enough to give away $1000, and find it hard to picture.

You should probably meditate a little on the value of money too, however.

[Anonymous No.]

janitor

[fartist No.]

>>9031837
Hmm, if you do not wish to come out of the closet at this time I am fine with it. I do hope you reconsider your position on this issue. If not, we might have to take actions a bit more drastically. And with that I bid you farewell.

[dntf**kwitmeormyfriends-chan !avY8p6wIiQ No.]

>>9031868
fug offfart lover IM GOING TO DECALRE WAR ON YOU YOU MAKE ME FEEL SICK!

[Anonymous No.]

dntf**kwitmeormyfriends-chan just farted near me

what do

[dntf**kwitmeormyfriends-chan !avY8p6wIiQ No.]

>>9031881
ITS A LIE

[Anonymous No.]

>>9031886
*fart fart fart*
-dntf**kwitmeormyfriends-chan

[dntf**kwitmeormyfriends-chan !avY8p6wIiQ No.]

>>9031893
I JUST SHOTUED NO IRL AND MY DAD GOT MAD AT ME AND ITS YOUR FAULT YOU STUPID FART LVOER

[GAY !/barYVYBGA No.]

>>9031900

I believe you, dntf**kwitmeormyfriends-chan. Don't let the bullies get you down!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9031144
Anyone have
>The Nichijou crossover pic
>The Foreman/Alice pic
>The K-on/Beavis and Butthead pic
>The Suwako No No No pic
Thanks.

[dntf**kwitmeormyfriends-chan !avY8p6wIiQ No.]

>>9031912
thank you ;~;

[Anonymous No.]

Dont fart without me or my friends-chan

[fartist No.]

>>9031912
get a load of this whiteknight

[Anonymous No.]

>>9031917
crop + iqdb/google search by image does

yvw :)

[Anonymous No.]

Is it possible to stay alive breathing only farts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9031931
Oh it works with cropped images now? Last time I tried it didn't. Awesome, thanks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9031939
You'd probably suffocate since there isn't much oxygen in farts.

[Anonymous No.]

2hu

[Anonymous No.]

2HU fasdf

[Anonymous No.]

>>9031939
Metane isn't very healthy, you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9032058
>metane

[Anonymous No.]

Reading
http://www.mediafactory.co.jp/bunkoj/ichino/

[Anonymous No.]

>>9031200
Are you playing PvP? We'd love to have you in our humble pervert free guild.

[dntf**kwitmeormyfriends-chan !avY8p6wIiQ No.]

>>9032576
of course im in a pvp server.. i made a character on.. um.. i cant remember right now..

[fartist No.]

>>9033408
Good, please go there and never come back.

[Anonymous No.]

Deciding to try learning Japanese again. Just finished brushing up on hiragana.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9033460
Eating watermelon gives me bad gas too

[Anonymous No.]

Ended up playing TF2 the entire night, but I watched Avengers.
It was a fucking awesome night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9033549

[Anonymous No.]

I watched 17 episodes of kimikiss, took a nap in the middle of the day

[Anonymous No.]

>>9033408
well if you're on Dragon-something we have a guild called Nakadashi no yorokobi.

[Dexwyde !mbHjxjfHlA No.]

Played Diablo 3. The elite mobs in Hell modo are harder than the bosses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9031939
you'd have to inhale a lot of farts to die. almost a near impossible amount. so you can eat all the farts you want