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Goddamn it. Remember how there always used to be those threads, wishing us to "stay dry?" Well, it's a shame those don't still happen, cuz I had an accident last night.

I woke up feeling a little damp. I guessed it was just sweat. But then I got out of bed and there was a big wet spot on my sheets and blankets. I live with my folks and I'm too embarrased to tell them so I just put my sheets in the laundry and a towel on the wet spot.

How do I prevent myself from having any more accidents /jp/? I know this must be a problem some of you guys have. I didn't have to pee before I went to bed and I didn't drink a lot either so this is weird as hell. Pic fucking related, it's what I woke up to.

>> No.8649077

Go to the bathroom

>> No.8649195

>>8649077
I didn't have to go before I went to bed. I'm worried it'll happen again.

>> No.8649208

>>8649195
Make an improv diaper

>> No.8649205

OP, as a kid I had the same problems you are having now. I occasionally have a scare when I wake up in a pool of sweat (I can't sleep without an electric blanket even in summer).

It turns out I have an overactive bladder, and stress causes it. Is something stressing you besides this? Try to relax before bed.

>> No.8649221

wear some diapers you fucking baby

>> No.8649263

I've always felt really bad for that fairy. Her clothes are pretty and dainty and she looks like she really did try her best, but she still had an accident. Poor girl.

>> No.8649273

Wetting is fucking cute in the 2D world.

>> No.8649297

>>8649263
Mystia probably had a nightmare about being eaten by ghosts.

Are you a bad enough dude to protect her from ghosts every night?

>> No.8649384
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8649384

I've pissed in my bed, like, 3 times in my life I think. Even when my bladder is near-bursting If I fall asleep again, I won't piss myself. Pretty funny when I did piss my bed, though, I was in elementary school, and it sounded like a waterfall, lol.

>> No.8649401

>>8649221
That gave me a boner. Thought I'd let you know.

>> No.8649403

my younger sister has bladder control issues and will wet the bed if she doesn't sleep with a diaper. she will leak when sneezing sometimes, but refuses to wear diapers 24/7.

she's wet my car seat because we got stuck in traffic once. i had to take the seat out and clean it to get rid of the smell.

>> No.8649414
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8649414

>sick from food poisoning
>vomit & diarrhea at the same time
>constant gas
>tired of getting out of bed just to fart into the toilet & nothing comes out
>pass gas a few times with no problem
>fall asleep
>wake up & fart.
>liquid sprays out

>> No.8649522

>>8649297
Okay that got me hard.
Imagine her pissing herself over the two nights from nightmares, dreaming of being killed and eaten again and again by a hungry ghost, waking each time in sweat and damp bed and on the next day shyly, almost with tears in her eyes asking you to sleep with her. You ask why, and she starts crying, tears streaming from her eyes, and tells you how she sees the same nightmares again and again and how scared and insecure she feels. Seeing her so broken-hearted you agree to help her sleep soundly. When the time comes, you join her in bed, laying on the side of the bed with Mystia laying closer to wall, clutching to you tightly, pushing against you in fear, with her head in your chest. She starts sweating from fear of seeing the same nightmare again, shivering slightly, but you hug her and stroke her back in attempt to calm her. That seems to work and she finally lulls deep into sleep.
She still wets the bed, only this time from happiness of being next to you in your arms.

>> No.8649536

>>8649414
Shut up, Tokiko.

>> No.8649542

>>8649205
Can you get electrocuted from peeing on an electric blanket?

>> No.8649546

>>8649522
>only this time from happiness of being next to you in your arms
Oh my. Thank you.

>> No.8649547

I've pissed the bed from drinking too much alcohol a few times. Pretty embarrassing and smelly.

>> No.8649584
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>>8649522
Awwww, I know what I'm imagining tonight.
I'll pass on the piss, though.

>> No.8649590

>>8649584
I'll pass out on the piss.

>> No.8649594
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>>8649590
You're weird.

>> No.8649598

>>8649594
Piss off, you bloody wanker.

>> No.8649606
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8649606

>>8649598

>> No.8649612

>>8649598
u wot m8

>> No.8649616

>>8649612
Go blow it out of your cunthole you fat chav!

>> No.8649649

>>8649522
>wetting the bed from happiness
>ihnfaimmfw

>> No.8649653

Well, since it's the middle of the night, I figured it'd be fine to do laundry now. It felt so shameful carrying piss rags down to the washing machine ;_; Hopefully just washing blankets like clothing gets out piss.

>> No.8649657

>>8649653
It's easy to get piss out of blankets and stuff, but you'll never get it out of a mattress.
Get a plastic liner or something.

>> No.8649736
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8649736

I threw up in my sleep a few months ago. I take prescription sedatives to put me to sleep, which also incapacitate my motor skills, so when I woke up, feeling nauseous, I wasn't able to get to the bathroom or garbage can in time. I remember waking up a few hours later, wet, surrounded by that unmistakable scent of stomach acid and partially digested food. By now, the drugs had mostly worn off and I could vaguely recall the incident; it felt like it had just been a dream, but, unfortunately, this wasn't the case. I slightly repositioned myself and went back to sleep, completing my usual total of 14-16 hours, but in a wet, harshly aromatic pool of my own puke and self-loathing. It's probably been a good two months since then and I still haven't washed the sheets or gotten rid of the vomit-stained mattress. I've just been sleeping on the couch.

Stay dry, OP.

>> No.8649788

>>8649736
this is how drunks usually die if their liver doesn't give out.

>> No.8649812

>>8649788
...Or by driving.

>> No.8649828

>>8649069
This actually might be serious you should see a doctor.
I know this from an episode of George Lopez, Max had to get surgery or something.
George Lopez felt bad because he told him to "Man up, Ariba! Me gusta!"

>> No.8649901

tie a bag on your penis

>> No.8650215

Had anybody else saw a big body of water with yourself in it when you were kids (1st or 3rd person view) in your dreams when you were wetting your beds? I remember that when I wanted to piss I would dream about it. And once I truly pissed myself. For years I woke up immediately whenever I saw it, and my bladder was full.
Now reflex is gone since I can hold my valve even if I submerge myself in all that water, and it probably means different thoughts.

>> No.8650231

It used to happen to me all the way till i was 12 y/o or something. Then it just stopped happening no matter how much I wanna piss. Even when I dream of pissing, I don't wet my bed.

>> No.8650236

>>8650231
Well the dreams are just a reflection of the reality, not the other way around.
You'll dream about being wet because you just pissed yourself and you're wet in real life.

>> No.8650243
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>>8649069
It'll happen less and less as you learn to use the potty like a big boy, hang in there!

>> No.8650256

>>8650236
I always dreamed of pissing, when I used to wet my bed though

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