/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

That feel when you make a cup of Tea and the milk is out-of-date.

[Anonymous No.]

>putting milk in your tea

[Anonymous No.]

>That feel when trying to giver up smoking and you keep putting things in your mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

That feel when you're out coffee to drink your morning Bailey's with.

[Anonymous No.]

One time I made cereal and the milk was spoiled. So I then got some chili out of the fridge and put some cheese on it only to discover the cheese had spoiled as well. I didn't eat that night.

[Anonymous No.]

Milk in the tea.
You'd be glad that i don't know where you live. Because if i did i would force you to go through whole tea seremony. While make you sit on this through it all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8336719
It's not my fault I'm English

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any good fancy Japanese cereals?

Or is cereal one of those things that just seem retarded over there?

I'm trying to make this thread semi /jp/ related instead of another anime capshot meta thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>8336755
They have the same cereals we have everywhere else, Kellogg's ect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8336719

[Anonymous No.]

>>8336739
I can forgive you. As far as i know your kind lacks natural sense of taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8336774
Ah, that's a bit disappointing, it seems like one of those things Japan could potentially go fucking nuts for, like how they have hundreds of flavor of Kitkats.

Then again considering how small of landmass they have for growing corn/oats/wheat for cereal, it makes sense they've never been big on it since they're so unfamiliar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8336821
>Your kind
You mean black people?
Why are you so racist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8336869
Not you. Those greeneyes with top hats and monocles. Your kind can't even afford sugar so you are good.

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of peon puts milk in their tea?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8336879
>Not you
I have a name, whitey.
You best hope I don't see you around Town or you're going to be in a whole new world of pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>10 years old in PE class
>All of the students are sat in a circle and a sponge ball is in the middle of the circle
>The aim of the game is to get the ball in the middle and return with it to your seat as quickly as possible
>The main difficulty in the game is simply getting up quickly enough
>Come up with the genius solution that I should crawl like Crash Bandicoot, but quickly
>My turn comes up, it doesn't work
>I try my best to laugh it off
>I hear one girl who always took sports really seriously muttering things like "Stupid fat piece of shit"
>Do my best to hold my tears back

[Anonymous No.]

>>8336894
You are not offended of that i called you impoverished?

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>8336883
No need to be elitist. It's good in its own right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8336905
Why would I be offended, it's the truth.
Would you be offended if I called you a fat redneck?

[Anonymous No.]

I know that feel, OP.

I know that feel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8336919
I'm not being elitist. It's just a universally bad thing to do. You'd be ruining any worthwhile tea, and I can't see it making any shitty bagged ones pleasant.

Besides, how would you even know? You can't keep fresh milk in a van!

[Tokiko No.]

>>8336919
Milk ruins tea.

>>8336923
No. Matters of truth aside, I don't get offended.

[Anonymous No.]

Milk goes into coffee, not tea.

Fucking peasants.

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>8336928
>You'd be ruining any worthwhile tea

>he's never had assam!

[Anonymous No.]

You know there are types of teas that actually require milk, right? Most breakfast teas taste like ass without any milk.

[Anonymous No.]

I drink milk tea. I add milk and condensed milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>8336923
Well... Actually to be honest with you i am Chinese. Can you come up with something for that?
And no. My penis is not small. It is ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8336938
>calling assam worthile

[Anonymous No.]

>>8336939
You don't drink stronger black teas plain for breakfast?

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHnH6ik2OOU

The only acceptable way to make tea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8336944
Rice-eating slanty-eyed chink?

[Anonymous No.]

I only take breast-milk from succulent maiden nipples in my Earl Grey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8336963

Whitey here.

If you're seriously black, I would just like to state, on behalf of the entire white race, and all other non-negro peoples, that we find your genes to be a filthy plague on our world, and wish daily that you would all die out of AIDs, sickle-cell, HIV, malaria, ebola and all other nigger-borne illnesses.

For the good of humanity, please die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8336963
Classic.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do you ruin threads with this Stormfront /new/ shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8336987
You don't speak for me, trailer-trash.
Shouldn't you be off having sex with your sisters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8336994
Because Moot deleted /new/

[Saegrimr !SHIELDM.mE No.]

>>8337009
>>>/pol/
>>>/newnew/
>>>/b/

[Anonymous No.]

>>8337009
But he made /pol/ instead, why don't they go there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8337014
Reported fir inciting corss-board raids.

[dntf**kwitmeormyfriends-chan !avY8p6wIiQ No.]

dang americans dont understand how to make tea >_>;; u have to put milky in it heres some wikipedias
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_tea_culture

[Lenfried most ichiban boyfriend !xQm9.FabbA No.]

I know the kimochi☆

Though is was SO funny last week.(￣▽￣)ノ This is story of event.

Well, my mother is come home she phone andn say "HELLo anon-san Are we need food? For house."

I said yes. What we need is: the milk
She say OK I buy♪

Then, she come home with bag. IS the milk. But, taihen problem desu.
She has be cheap and buy from REDUCED ITEMS. UWAAAAAAAAAA
Milk was so cheap but then I am ask: hmmmmmmm whY is so cheap...?

Then I am understanding.
Is the milk that will go out-of-date IN ONE DAY. ANTA BAKA?
＿|￣|○

I say MOTHER IS SO SOON OUT-OF-DATE WE WILL NOT POSSIBLY DRINK IN ONE DAY.
All she say is: haha anon I am so silly☆
I am not laugh. ಠ_ಠ
But, next day is my turn for the joke.
While I making the tea I pour in SO OUT-OF-DATE MILK (is very tasting bad; i try. almost vomit).
So then mother say: oh see anon-kun? Milk is OK desu ne~

I say........yes.........is fine. You will have tea?
She nod.
Then............

I am pour many of this milk into tea for her.
But, is trick because I did not drink my own teas.

Then she drink and...............
UWAAAAAA ANON TEA IS SO DISGUSTING U SAID MILK IS OKAY ヽ(ｏ`皿′ｏ)ﾉ

And THEN, I am laughing SO Much.
Its the "having the last laugh". Haha.☆

[Anonymous No.]

>>8337018
Because it's all hipster university students who think they know everything about everything and that everyone except for themselves is wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8337027
It's only you people on your island doing it. And you're doing it wrong.

[dntf**kwitmeormyfriends-chan !avY8p6wIiQ No.]

>>8337043
uhh i can drink what i want.. and i like weak tea strong tea makes my throat close up NOOB rip yamada

[Anonymous No.]

>>8337060
It makes your throat close.

>IT MAKES YOUR THROAT CLOSE

....it makes your throat close....

it makes your throat close

[TODBOB !8Wa6OGPmD2 No.]

>>8337067

[Anonymous No.]

>>8337029
I want to congratulate to the man (or woman) who got the idea of creating that ad.

Getting away with all those racists remarks while giving the impression to do something good for society... pure genious!

[Anonymous No.]

>oh noes he puts milk in tea
>peasants, peons
This is not /jp/'s elitism. You lot go back to /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8337100
Go back to bed brittish scum, we've never accepted poisoning tea here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8336997

>Implying it isn't the uneducated, ignorant masses that feel that there is no difference between races

Good goyim, you tell 'em.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8337109
>bed
>3pm
Lol America.
Lazy, fat and stuped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8337109
after you go back to /a/. We've never accepted aggresive asinine e/bin/ apple>orange like >>8336892 here.

Also, it's afternoon.

[JLPT5 !x4.AR6tTtw No.]

好きなお茶は緑茶。毎日飲む。別のお茶はどうでもいい。嫌いじゃないけど
好きではない。

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>8336928
I've had a gallon of fresh milk since last Saturday in my ice chest, thank you. If it were summer, it wouldn't work out too well, but now that it's cold? I can keep all sorts of food at refrigeration levels this time of year.