*ring ring*

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Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 07:18:12 No.8138850 [Reply] [Original]

*ring ring*

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 07:20:11 No.8138853 >>8138850 Be right back, guys. The king of England is calling me.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 07:20:42 No.8138852 moshi moshi do u like cocks

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 07:21:11 No.8138857 God dammit Saber stop calling me! I told you she's just a friend!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 07:21:11 No.8138858 File: 212 KB, 642x512, 1288062739262.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8138852 >>8138855 So rude anonymous

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 07:21:42 No.8138855 Saber is a slut.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 07:22:11 No.8138860 god why all the roleplayers lately

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 07:23:41 No.8138862 >>8138850 Oh wait a minute, thats my bitch calling

Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 07:24:12 No.8138864

I don't carry a phone because they can be used as portable surveillances device to track and identify their users. Additionally, the iPhone contains non-free software designed to subjugate the user. I recommend using a phone that contains only free software, such as the Neo FreeRunner.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 07:26:41 No.8138871 It is OK, OP. I like to rename my homephone to my favorite people in the world and pretend they are calling me too.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 07:28:11 No.8138878 File: 221 KB, 1280x960, 1261561169129.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wish a beautiful, modestly breasted blonde king would call me.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 07:30:42 No.8138885 File: 173 KB, 320x480, 1270253781408.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ring

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 07:31:11 No.8138887 >>8138885 Since when do hookers call to their clients?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 07:31:12 No.8138889 >>8138885 Now this one I can answer!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 07:31:12 No.8138890 File: 647 KB, 726x572, BigOnesAreTheBest.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8138885 She is only calling you to so that you may hear her voice as she is getting fucked senseless by some random delinquent. [x] Do not answer.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 07:32:12 No.8138892 >>8138890 Wouldn't that be all the more reason to answer?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 07:32:42 No.8138891 >>8138864 Cool dude Now suck my Nokia.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 07:33:12 No.8138893 File: 203 KB, 320x480, 1288063096485.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ring ring ring

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 07:34:12 No.8138895 >>8138893 HELLO

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 07:34:41 No.8138894 >>8138885 rin doesn't know how to use cellphones, this must be archer reminding me that he jackhammers rin everyday again. That jerk.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 07:35:12 No.8138897 File: 387 KB, 976x1400, 139.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8138890 For some reason, I can see Rin doing this.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 07:37:11 No.8138902 >>8138900 Sex

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 07:37:42 No.8138900 >>8138893 I can see Saber calling you when she's mad about something, and I guess Rin wouldn't have any reservations against making a phonecall if she wants anything of you, but what reason could Rider possibly have for calling?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 07:39:42 No.8138903 >>8138878 A king would never call to some stinky, fat loser that jerks off everyday.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 07:40:41 No.8138904 that's my booty call

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 07:40:41 No.8138905 >>8138903 I don't stink. I also only jerk off every other day.

>>	Anonymous !zeSatenX0. Wed, Nov 23, 2011 07:40:41 No.8138906 File: 76 KB, 1280x720, 1303327781285.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ..Busy again? who are all the people calling MY /jp/-kun!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 07:41:41 No.8138908 >>8138902 Like every slut.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 07:43:12 No.8138911 File: 103 KB, 600x150, Yukki.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8138906 "YOUR" /jp/-kun?

>>	Tokiko Wed, Nov 23, 2011 07:43:41 No.8138909 File: 1.23 MB, 1000x1250, 043.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] H-h-hello?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 07:47:41 No.8138917 >>8138909 And wtf are you doing here little birdy. This is not you thread. gtfo

>>	Tokiko Wed, Nov 23, 2011 07:48:12 No.8138921 File: 337 KB, 800x800, Waifu23.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8138917 IT IS NOW :P YOU MAD?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 07:53:42 No.8138928 >>8138917 Sure, no problem. Sorry~

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 07:54:12 No.8138933 File: 464 KB, 700x1043, hata.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ring ring

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 07:55:41 No.8138934 >>8138921 Hey when you started posting with a name I didn't mind because i found your love for your waifu cute.But using emoticons is going too far and I must ask you to get out

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 07:56:12 No.8138937 >>8138921 >>8138934 Stop talking to yourself.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 07:59:11 No.8138939 >>8138933 Now unlike that slut Rin, Hatate is the kind of girl who calls you so that you may hear her voice as she shlicks while pretending she has a heavy cold.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 08:08:12 No.8138958 >>8138939 That's my fetish.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 08:08:41 No.8138956 >>8138897 Holy fuck that's hot, sauce?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 08:10:12 No.8138963 File: 206 KB, 850x814, Kanako.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "hello /jp/ kun, I need a favor"

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 08:15:42 No.8138975 File: 789 KB, 777x1028, 44.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8138939

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 08:16:11 No.8138976 >>8138963 Ok i can lick of your shoes and feet.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 08:20:41 No.8138982 File: 350 KB, 850x516, Kanako3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8138976 What? Where the heck did that come from?!?! I just need someone to fix my sink, it started leaking.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 08:21:11 No.8138985 File: 221 KB, 550x550, 3214.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] H-her leaking sink? Woah~h-how bold Kanako-sama!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 08:24:11 No.8138988 >>8138982 So you have a leaking hole that needs to be filled? I'm on my way.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 08:24:11 No.8138989 File: 192 KB, 675x700, Alice.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ring

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 08:26:42 No.8138994 File: 365 KB, 720x844, Kanako2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8138985 Bold for calling a handyman? No wonder nothing gets done around this shrine unless I handle it myself.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 08:29:12 No.8139001 >>8138988 Don't fall for it, man. She just wants you to bend over to examine those pipes, and then you'll be completely exposed, helpless to her advances.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 08:29:12 No.8139002 File: 26 KB, 640x480, 1254237446047.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8138989 Moshi moshi. Jesus desu.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 08:30:41 No.8139004 >>8138982 Hi im a specialist if it comes to leaking different liquids from different places.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 08:34:12 No.8139015 I feel sorry for all of you with shit phones.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 08:40:42 No.8139026 File: 9 KB, 300x300, nokia-3310.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8139015 What was that, you little bitch?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 08:46:42 No.8139038 File: 24 KB, 391x436, jitterbug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] haters gonna hate

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 08:50:13 No.8139041 File: 142 KB, 500x363, 1260911459210.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8139002 Shut up Jesus and listen to me

>>	Shikieiki !!T3dW8SatkER Wed, Nov 23, 2011 09:01:43 No.8139072 File: 36 KB, 300x300, 1322055630001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MAKE IT RAIN ON DEM YOUMU

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 09:02:13 No.8139077 File: 69 KB, 513x288, a7d39c93c20f6abb1c63f4db95adb9e5.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8138956 http://exhentai.org/g/262490/95b35fd464/

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 09:26:43 No.8139134 File: 42 KB, 640x480, Kimi_Ga_Nozomu_Eien_12.DVD(xvid.aac)[KAA][F8B9CD19].mkv_snapshot_14.08_[2011.11.23_14.38.44].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Haruka? How the fuck?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 09:28:13 No.8139138 File: 16 KB, 315x409, 1252351674184.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Everyone's making phonecalls! I think I'll go and do the same.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 09:41:42 No.8139173 File: 54 KB, 554x334, black-man-yelling-into-phone.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HOW DID YOU ALL GET MY NUMBER? STOP CALLING ME I'M TRYING TO COOK FOR THANKSGIVING. Saber,Rin and Hatate can keep calling me though~

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 09:53:43 No.8139204 File: 41 KB, 400x350, 1308002563265.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] O.O?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 10:07:42 No.8139225 >>8139077 Hm, I smell NTR coming. But for some reason I don't mind it now.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 10:23:43 No.8139255 >>8139077 You retard.

>>	Rozalin !!vPEaWM5chi6 Wed, Nov 23, 2011 10:40:42 No.8139292 File: 28 KB, 500x409, hello yes this is dog.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8138850

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 10:48:14 No.8139315 File: 45 KB, 334x480, mzl.jeeohdjg.320x480-75.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 11:04:12 No.8139365 File: 241 KB, 752x1277, fma_b_ep__10_screencaps_71_73_by_fmabimages-d33makf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8139138 my favourite scene

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 11:08:13 No.8139374 File: 115 KB, 1280x720, 1320969914335.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8139315 I don't answer calls from bitches

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 11:12:43 No.8139380 File: 41 KB, 334x480, mzl.qtjtqjyn.320x480-75.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 11:17:43 No.8139390 File: 30 KB, 386x349, senacallsjp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8139315 Yozora a shit

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 12:52:29 No.8139579 File: 21 KB, 615x386, okarin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8139380 Oh, Mayushii! Tuturuu~

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 13:00:59 No.8139604 >>8139380 Tutturuu~ is the best notification sound ever. If only I received text messages more often.

>>	*anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 13:07:30 No.8139618 This thread is absolutely horrible.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 13:36:05 No.8139707 >>8139618 It was all good til you came

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 23:20:01 No.8141316 File: 156 KB, 432x245, Kyon-kun-denwa.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kyon-kun, denwa~

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 23:25:02 No.8141331 Wtf is that interface in the OP from? How do you slide something? with the cursor? Is it a custom hud for Skype?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 23:26:01 No.8141336 File: 13 KB, 256x260, bush_phone_upsidedown.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2011 23:27:31 No.8141339 >>8141331 iPhone

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