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491516 No.491516 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

GENTLEMEN

>> No.491526

OHHHHHHH FUUUUCK

GO AWAY DAN

>> No.491527

sup Dan

>> No.491529

Oh ho, what does Dan have for us today.

>> No.491530

OH SHIT IT'S DAN KIM

>> No.491531

in before epic ronriness

>> No.491537

oh lawd, it's Dan
this better be good, I'm actually paying to see this.

>> No.491538

dammit Dan, how is it possible that you can make me laugh at anything

>> No.491542

>>491537

inb4 nothing happens

>> No.491548

>GENTLEMEN.png
>.png
>png
No.

>> No.491549

NOW NOTHING HAPPENS

>> No.491556

in during nothing happening

>> No.491558

>>491530
NO DAN, NO

>> No.491561
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>> No.491579
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491579

>> No.491600

in after nothing happened.

>> No.491604
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491604

>> No.491612
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491612

The best thing about being a spy isn't sapping sentries, it's showing other people the sentries you've sapped.

>> No.491627

UH OHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.491632

Anonymous is a Reimu, and Reimu is displeased. Continue...

>> No.491636

Posting in a gallery zip file.

>> No.491651

goddamit dan

>> No.491656

DAN KIM IS A FAGGOT

>> No.491683

Dan Kim thread?

>> No.491687

Oh Daaaaaaaaaaan...
.
.
.
METAL FIST WHERE.

>> No.491690

Dan Kim will never be as awesome as GM.

>> No.491700

what's si this gentleman thing?

>> No.491702
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491702

Sometime she'd cry.

Not when anyone was around and not there were still chores to do, but sometimes, when she pulled that black cloth hat out of the box, she'd cry.

>> No.491707

>>491690
Even I'm calling bullshit on that one.

Oh Dan, you jewel. You always make me laugh evilly. Thank you.

>> No.491713

in b4 shitstorm

>> No.491715

Daaaaaaaaannnnnnnnn

>> No.491717
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491717

>>491702

>> No.491720

>>
YOU'RE the one making her cry. YOU, Dan.

>> No.491724

>>491702

Goddamnit you faggot, now I'm back in your thread, hitting F5.

>> No.491725

>>491702
I'm getting ready to assrape you right now, Dan.

>> No.491746
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491746

>>491516
Someday you will pay for all this, Dan!

>> No.491753

>>491702
MARISA IS DEAD

>> No.491758

>>491702

Oh, it's just Reimu.

>> No.491763
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491763

>> No.491764
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491764

How many years had it been, now? 10? 12? 20?

It all seemed like a dream, now -- those fun days where she had nothing to do but drink tea and sweep the grounds. Even those adventures with that red mist and that fake moon that had been her cherished memories had a strange tinge of unreality to them.

Was she ever a shrine maiden? Was she ever really the guardian of that hidden world? Was she really ever someone so important? Did she ever really laugh like that?

She clutched the hat closer.
This hat was the proof that those things were real. That world was real.

It was real!

>> No.491770

CONCEALED THE CONCLUSION END

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

;_;

>> No.491772

>>491764

Just played CTC huh?

>> No.491774
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491774

>>491746

>> No.491776
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491776

I'M COMING AFTER YOU IN YOUR DREAMS, DAN KIM, AND I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU HAVE MANLY NIGHTMARES FOREVER.

>> No.491777

>>491764
SCREW YOU!!

>> No.491781

I ALREADY RAGED AT THIS ENDING

I AM IMMUNE TO YOUR ATTACKS, DAN

>> No.491794

But Marisa is nex to Reimu in the CtC ending

>> No.491796

Concealed the Conclusion end?
Gensokyo integrated with the outside?
Wut?

>> No.491799

Yume Nikki END

>> No.491804

>>491764
Don't pull a Madotsuki on me, Reimu.
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!

>> No.491805

Tell me, Dan Kim, if you can. You have destroyed so much. What is it, exactly, that you have created? Can you name even one thing? ...I thought not.

>> No.491814

>>491805
He'll have created something if he would just get to work on METAL FIST already.

>> No.491817

>>491805
This world has no place for a rogue artist

>> No.491822

>>491805

DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRR WALLAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEEEEEE BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!

>> No.491831

>>491764

AHHHH HERE IT GOES!

>> No.491850

>>491764
HAHA. Of fuck yes. I love where this is going already.

No Suika reforming your wonderland
No well behaved fairies
Only the emptiness of a dream.

>> No.491853
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491853

"Anonymous."

She said it very quietly.

Now was a good time to talk. He wasn't as angry as usual, after he had finished.

"A-Anonymous, y... you're awake, aren't you?"

The body behind her grunted.

"Why did you take me away, Anonymous?"

"This again? I told you before, I'm done with this."

"I... I want to talk about this, Anonymous."

Anonymous' voice started to rise.

"I TOLD you. WE'RE DONE WITH THIS."

Normally, with that, she would stop. She'd beg for forgiveness and then do her 'usual thing' under the blankets to calm him down... but somehow, today, she moved her mouth without thinking.

"No."

"What did you just say?"

"No. Take me back. TAKE ME BACK!"

She said it stronger.

"TAKE ME BACK! BACK BACK BACK! I WANT TO GO HOME!"

>> No.491857

Dammit, get back to work, Dan.

>> No.491861

>>491853
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>> No.491864

>>491853

I hate you so much.

>> No.491865

CURSE YOU DAN KIM

>> No.491870
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>>491853
It's okay, Marisa's got you covered, Reimu.

>> No.491876

>>491853
Why is Anonymous always /b/ lol legion anon in your comics, Dan?

>> No.491880
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491880

I still like this image.

>> No.491892

Why is Anonymous always so abusive in your comics?

I'd love my touhous tenderly.

>> No.491897

DAN-KUN

>> No.491902
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491902

It was over so easily.

So naturally.

It was natural, like waking up. Or falling asleep.

"Remember me in your dreams, Anonymous."

>> No.491903

>>491902

BAD END

>> No.491906

>>491764 This hat
This hat is an eyesore.

>> No.491909

>>491903

It's obviously not over yet.
You can feel the anticipation

>> No.491910

>>491902

GOOD END?

>> No.491911

>>491892
YOU MUST RULE THEM WITH FEAR.

Also, I have to go to sleep now. I'm guessing the ending will be depressing and involve lots of red, Dan's favourite but third used color.

Plx throw this up in the library asap so I can be depressed all day at work.

>> No.491912
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491912

>>491902

>> No.491914

>>491853
>>491902
Dan, you who is not shaped for sportive tricks, nor made to court an amourous looking-glass; you, who is rudely stamp’d, and want love’s majesty to strut before a wanton ambling nymph; you, who is curtail’d of this fair proportion, cheated of feature by dissembling nature, deform’d, unfinish’d, sent before your time into this breathing world, scarce half made up, and that so lamely and unfashionable that dogs bark at you as you halt by them. You, Daaaaaaaan!

>> No.491916

>>491911

The first being black and the second white.

>> No.491919

>>491902

It's just like killing youkai!

>> No.491921

Who would win in a fight? Dan Kim or Captain?

>> No.491926

Go away, Dan

>> No.491928

>>491921

What about Dad?

>> No.491932

>>491921 Who would win in a fight? Dan Kim or Anonymous?

OK, that was a silly question.

>> No.491933

>>491892
see>>491876

>> No.491941

>>491932

In a fight, Anonymous and Dan Kim would require each other to live, thus the fight would last eternally. Better to have them just seperate, interlacing only occasionally.

>> No.491947
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491947

She could hear the sirens, now.
The sound of sirens, coming closer.

It wouldn't be long.
She couldn't go back.

She had always known. There are some prisons you can't escape twice. Some boundaries that can't be crossed again.

"Marisa..."

She touched the screen.

They'd be here any moment.

But she wouldn't cry again.
She could remember it all, now.

It was real.

It was real, and there was just one thing left to do. One last thing to say.

Tonight, the guardian of Gensokyo would perform her final duty so that no one... no one would ever forget again.

>> No.491949

I thought anon was the type that loves their touhou tenderly
not beat them into submission

>> No.491952

>>491947
>Tonight, the guardian of Gensokyo would perform her final duty so that no one... no one would ever forget again.

1cc PCB on Lunatic?

>> No.491958
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>>491947

>> No.491959
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>>491949

“Shanghai, come help me clean up. Marisa is coming over soon!”

Master is very excited today. Her good friend Marisa-san is coming to visit today. They haven’t seen each other since Master got married.

“Shanghai, clean up those beer cans!” Master calls from the kitchen.

>> No.491963

>>491947

Fuck yeah, Reimu is gonna troll Kaguya.

>> No.491968

Poor S. Ruro.

>> No.491975

>>491959

Don't start this shit.

>> No.491979

>>491949
He is. The Anonymous in Dan's comics is just his self insert

>> No.491981

>>491959
Stop it.
Stop it.

>> No.491983

>>491959
Don't stop.

>> No.491985
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491985

"
I want to tell you my story.

The story of how we met.

The story of how I lost everything I love.


Anonymous...

I want to tell you...

"

She typed for what seemed like a long time.

The whole of her memory.

All the good and the bad, she wrote it down.

Her life.

His life.

Gensokyo.

Everything:

"While you were sleeping, you got transported to Gensokyo, and now that you have woken up, what are your plans?
ITT You wake up in Gensokyo, what do you do?"
Somewhere in the city,

Somewhere on Earth,

Reimu woke up.

And she knew what to do.

>> No.491990

>>491985

Oh jesus, get out Dan.

GET OUT

>> No.491993

>>491985
Oh god.

Touhou isn't meant to be like this

>> No.491996

>>491985

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>> No.491998

>>491985

doh ho ho

>> No.491999

>>491985
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT
IT HURTS

IT DOESN'T EVEN HURT IT A GOOD WAY, IT JUST HURTS

>> No.492000

>>491985
Reimu=GM end?

>> No.492002

>>491985
What.

>> No.492003

>>491985
>>"While you were sleeping, you got transported to Gensokyo, and now that you have woken up, what are your plans?
>>ITT You wake up in Gensokyo, what do you do?"
Somewhere in the city,

Haha, oh fuck

>> No.492008

>>491985

Nobody likes Reimu, Marisa and Alice we've all moved on to SHAMEIMARUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.492009

>>491985
AN HERO, DO IT FAGGOT

>> No.492010

I don't even know what's going on anymore

>> No.492015

F5 F5 F5 F5 F5

>> No.492016

I predict Reimun will fling herself out the window.

>> No.492018
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492018

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

I hate you, but I can't help to love you.

>> No.492020

>>491985
THE END

>>492008
You only like her because she's ZUN's waifu.

>> No.492023

>>491996
Can someone tell me where the fuck did this come from

>> No.492026

>>492020
No, that's Akyu, fag.

>> No.492029

>>491985
She becomes a dykes wifu in prison.

>> No.492030

>>491985
HOLY SHIT. Bravo, Dan.

>> No.492034

>>492030
Don't encourage him.

>> No.492038

>>492030

I get the feeling that there's still one more cockslap left in this...

>> No.492041

>>492020

SYAMEIMARU IS PLAYING TENNIS OVER THERE

>> No.492047

ITT GM's true identity.

>> No.492053

The fucker is delaying the post on purpose. Truly a master of sadism.

>> No.492061

Holy shit did Dan finally fuck off yet?

I HATE YOU DAN.

>> No.492063
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492063

>>491876

Yeah, I need more Anonymous-tan.

>> No.492068

>>492038
Its not over 'til someone saves the thread and posts the image. Its like being kicked in the balls, and then waiting to be kicked in the balls again. You never know its over until you are already dead inside.

>> No.492069
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492069

>>492053

He is pulling the post from the darkest realms of the earth in places long forgotten by mortal man.

>> No.492075

Reimu ends up living in America once she gets out of prison. Anonymous then recoagulates and goes back for China.

>> No.492081

Something to tide you over.

I obediently bag up the cans of Suweiser. Master’s husband is such a slob.

“Master, wouldn’t it be nice if Anonymous-san would clean up after himself every once in a while?”

“Shanghai, don’t talk about my husband like that. It’s a wife’s duty to keep a house clean, you know?” she says, while wiping the grime off the coffee table.

“Marisa said she has an important announcement to make. I wonder if she finally found a nice guy to marry, like me?” Master mused.

A knock on the door caught Master off-guard.

“Oh, she’s early! Shit, the cleaning isn’t finished!” Master says, while throwing some dirty socks behind the couch.

“Go answer it while I freshen up,” she says, running to the bathroom.

>> No.492084
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492084

Reimu~!

I've come over to play, ze~!

>> No.492085

I knew that she was going to put on some makeup to hide her bruises. I flew over to the door and struggled just to turn the knob. Houses really aren’t made for dolls. When I finally pull it open, I see a sight for sore eyes. Marisa Kirisame-san, radiant in a summer dress, stood on the porch.

“Hello, Shanghai. Can I come in?” she says with a beaming smile.

“Of course! Please, have a seat. Master will be out in a second.”

Marisa hangs her witch hat on the coat rack, and then sits with her hands in her lap as I begin to pour some tea. It’s really cheap tea, so I make sure to put out lots of honey and sugar. She deliberately leans forward, so she won’t get her hair dirty on the greasy back of the couch.

“Marisa! Long time no see!”

Master finally emerges from the bathroom in a clean dress. I didn’t think she even had any clean clothes anymore…
The two girls hug each other like sisters. Master does her best to hide a look of pain when Marisa squeezes her. I know she complained of a bruised rib the other day…

>> No.492087
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>>492075

>> No.492088

Mind = Blown

I did NOT see the GM End coming.

>> No.492092
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. . .

>> No.492094

“So what’s your big announcement, Marisa? I’ve been waiting all day to hear it! Oh, but we’ll have to be quick. My husband will get upset if he comes home and sees your broomstick in the driveway again.”

Marisa-san said nothing, but simply raised her hand. On her finger was a modest, but beautiful ring.
“Oh my gosh, you really are getting married! I’m so happy for you? So, who’s the lucky guy?”

“Ah, about that…” said Marisa, looking away.

“I’m getting married to Reimu.”

Master was speechless, her mouth agape.

“Sweetie, by now I thought you would’ve grown out of your girl-crushes,” she finally blurts out. Surprisingly, Marisa-san doesn’t look offended.

“But we love each other, Alice,” Marisa-san says with a warm smile.
“We’re going to live in the shrine together. We’ve already discussed adopting a child-“

“Oh? And how do you think you’ll pay for all the expenses? You’re a two-bit magician who plays kids shows and she’s a miko with no weekly paycheck. Do you think her donations will put your child through college? Sweetheart, let me find you a nice guy, like my husband.”

>> No.492096

>>492081

This pasta's carbs are making me fat.

>> No.492098
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>> No.492099

>>492092
OH SHI-

>> No.492100

>>492092

Nice ass.

>> No.492101
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>> No.492102

>>492084
>>492092

Oh my

>> No.492104

wot.

>> No.492105
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>>492092

>> No.492106

HOLY SHIT IT'S HAPPENING IN REAL TIME

>> No.492110

I wonder why it took that long for Dan's YWUIG run to die?

>> No.492111

Well, then.

>> No.492112

>>492092
>>492098
>>492101
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.492114

>>492084
>>492092
>>492098

Oh god

>> No.492119
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>> No.492122

F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5

>> No.492123

BRACE FOR IMPACT

>> No.492124

Happy end?

>> No.492126

F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 etc
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN

>> No.492132

“You know those books he got you as a wedding present? He stole them from Patch’s library, may she rest in peace. I was there when the mansion burned down. After Anon stole the books, he let Flandre out of her room. He pricked his finger and shoved it in her mouth and said his blood was delicious candy. Being a vampire, she wanted more and flew into a furor. He said that she can get more candy from Sakuya. Flandre found Sakuya and began ripping her to shreds. She barely had time to yell for help before Flandre decapitated her and began to drink her blood. Meiling heard Sakuya’s screams, but because of all the abuse she suffered at Sakuya’s hands, she took off into the woods instead of saving her boss. No one has heard from Meiling since. By the time Remilia was roused from her slumber, Flandre had already made it into the library and had impaled a straw into Patchouli’s half-dead body and was drinking her dry. Remilia confronted her sister, and after a fierce battle that wrecked the mansion and set it on fire, Flandre was finally killed. Remilia, vowing to never return to Gensokyo, gathered up Sakuya’s head and flew off into the night. I confronted Anonymous about why he set this chain of events into motion. He said, ‘I did it for the lulz’. Don’t you see, Alice? He’ll hurt you without even blinking!”

Master’s face was bright red at this point. She’d heard enough, even if it was all true.

“You’re lying! How would you know all this, anyway? There’s a restraining order against you from going near the mansion ever since you assaulted Patchouli when she didn’t have a book that you wanted to steal!”

“I… I snuck back in to steal some more books. I didn’t want to report Anonymous to the police, since I knew he would be unstable if he thought he would be caught, and I was worried about you. I thought you would come to your senses about him and leave him by now…”

>> No.492134

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>> No.492137

It's 4 AM
POST FASTER

>> No.492138

A cracking sound split the tension in the room like a peal of thunder. Master’s anger had finally reached its boiling point, and she slapped her best friend. Marisa-san, stunned at this outburst, gingerly felt the large red mark on her cheek.

“How dare you come into my house and insult my husband like this? Get the fuck out, right now!”

“Alice, please! You’re a victim, we can get you help-“ Marisa-san tried to plead with Master. Her golden eyes were full of worry.

Master would have none of it. She yanked Marisa-san up by her arm and shoved her towards the door.

“Shanghai, get the door!” Master ordered curtly. Not wanted to disobey, I swung the door open. Master pushed Marisa-san out. She landed roughly on the porch. Master grabbed Marisa-san’s hat and threw it in her face.

“Don’t forget your hat, you dyke! Don’t come around here again!”

Master slammed the door. From the window, I watched Marisa-san board her broom and ride off, after one last glance back at the house. I think I saw tears running down her face. Turning back to Master, I saw her slumped against the door, head in her hands.

“I… I’m better off without her, anyway. I’m fine as long as I have Anon…”

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>> No.492140

F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5

>> No.492141

Come on Dan, do your best, you won't get me anymore!

>> No.492144

Master trailed off as she noticed the black and white doll on the shelf. It was a perfect likeness of Marisa-san, and making it was a real labor of love. I remember how proud Master was when she completed it. She planned to give it to Marisa-san as a wedding gift. Picking up the doll, Master began to sob.

“Oh god… What have I done…”

She fell to the floor as she clutched the doll to her chest. Master began weeping loudly, tears streaming down her cheeks. All I could so was stroke her hair until she cried herself to sleep. I snuggled up next to her neck and fell asleep, too.

The sound of the door slamming woke me up. Oh no, Anonymous-san was home from work, and Master hadn’t cooked dinner yet.

“Honey, I’m home,” he said with a belch. He must’ve stopped at the smoked eel stand for a few bottles of sake before he came home… again.

“Where the fuck is dinner? Bitch, what the fuck are you doing?” he said, noticing Master sprawled out on the floor. She was just beginning to wake up when Anonymous-san snatched the doll from her hands.

>> No.492146
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>> No.492147

“You’re still playing with dolls? How pathetic,” he said, before throwing the black and white doll to the floor and grinding it to dust under his work boots.

“No! Why did you do that? That was my favorite doll!” Master protested. That was a bad idea.

“For the lulz. Now I’ll teach you what happens when you don’t make dinner on time!”

Anonymous-san delivered a fierce backhand to Master’s face. Her nose exploded in a cloud of blood. She was on her back now, whimpering. Anonymous-san began stomping down on Master’s stomach, hard. She screamed in pain, digging her nails into the carpet in agony. I was powerless to do anything. I knew that if I tried to attack Anonymous-san, he’ll just blame Alice and make her suffer even more. I covered my ears until the commotion died down. Anonymous-san retreated to his bedroom. I looked over towards Master, who was coughing up fierce amounts of blood. I was worried for her life, until she rolled over on her side and passed out. It was all I could do to wipe up the blood around her mouth. Her breathing was ragged and irregular. I resolved to stay up all night if I had to, to protect my Master.

Sunlight streaming in through the blinds woke me up. Oh no, I fell asleep! Is Master alright? I can’t see her anywhere.

>> No.492155

“Oh, Shanghai, you’re awake. Anon felt so bad about what he did that he must’ve gotten a new doll for me! I don’t know why it was covered in blood, but that’s alright. It’s the perfect size, too. I’ll start knitting some clothes for it right away! I’m so excited!”

Master walked in from the kitchen and placed the doll next to me. It was made of some weird pink material, like rubber.

Oh, god…

I may just be a doll, but even I know that this was no wooden likeness. Alice had a miscarriage during the night.

>> No.492157

And then Reimu was Anonymous.

>> No.492169

Thread enjoyed.

>> No.492170

Strange.

Two stories trying to run the thread at once...just cancel each other out.

It's very strange.

>> No.492173

Well, all the world's eyes are on him now.
/th/ is back temporarily.
What will come of this?

>> No.492179
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Choose "Go to the Lake".

This will work out. Trust me.

>> No.492182

>>492140
Is that you GM? Unbanned and all?

>> No.492184

>>492179
Whaaaaat.

>> No.492185
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Boy, you sure are taking awhile at that computer, Reimu.

>> No.492186

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN.

>> No.492191

>>492179

lol, it's Jeff.

>> No.492192
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Bow da-dum-dum bow bow boooow~

>> No.492196

>>492192

FUCKKKKKK

>> No.492197

>>492179
LOL

>> No.492199

>>492192
FUUUUUUCK

>> No.492202

>>492179
WHAT

>> No.492203

>>492192

So about those Touhoes..

>> No.492204

>>492192
OH YOU

>> No.492205

>>492192
I didn't laugh since you already played this card already Dan.

FUCK YOU.

>> No.492206

GOOD SHOW

>> No.492207
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Required.

>> No.492211

>>492179
*shrug* you heard the man.

[x] Go to the lake.

>> No.492212

>>492192
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

>> No.492213

>>492192

What's the deal with that?

>> No.492214

>>492207
Curse this vile lake! I sweareth, by the name of good lady Meiling, I shall slay this fiend!

>> No.492216

>>492205
SHUT THE FUCK UP

IT'S A GOOD CARD

BITCH

>> No.492220

>>492192

So what's the deal with those Touhoes?

>> No.492224

What's the song playing right now?

iosys - q¹È` - XFSn«ˆÃHf~g‚

...

>> No.492226

>>492216
FUCK YOU DAN.
YOU AND YOUR SHITTY ALREADY PLAYED CARD WON'T WORK TWICE ON ME.

I DON'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE FUCK OFF.

>> No.492227

>>492224

The sound of RAGE

>> No.492229

So as I was walking home, there's this weird lady and her pet cat, which had two tails, walking around outside my apartment looking for me.
What's up with that!

>> No.492231

>>492226

[Rage Sign] Seinfeld End

>> No.492233

what just happened

>> No.492236

haha, TROLLED.

>> No.492239

>>492224

The radio thread is over here. >>491202

>> No.492241

A

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>> No.492248

>>492226
IT WON'T WORK TWICE?

FUCK YOU

IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL "COMPOSURE"

>> No.492259
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Hey Dan you gotta draw Yume Nikki stuff now, it's the current in thang.

You want to be cool, right? Everyone is doing it.

>> No.492265
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HAD END

>> No.492267

>>492248

OH JESUS CHRIST I"M ARGUING WITH DAN KIM IN CRUISE CONTROL HOLY SHIT

>> No.492271
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What the hell.

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>>492248

>> No.492278

>>492259
I don't think you can make Yume Nikki more twisted than it already is.

...no, that isn't a bet. Don't do it.

>> No.492282

>>492248
>"COMPOSURE"
LOL COMPOSURE? YOU EXPECT THAT SHIT HERE? YOU BEST ME JOKING ME NIGGER.

>> No.492283

I'm gonna fap now

With my mind

>> No.492287

>>492278
fufufu, that sounds like a challenge to me.

>> No.492297

I am still pressing F5 in disbelief, fuck you Dan.

>> No.492304

>>492287
>>492278

NO DAN NO!

>> No.492309

I don't mind mindblowing conclusions but that was just unsatisfying, Dan.

>> No.492318

>>492287
MOU YAMETE!

>> No.492321

>>492309
Well, I did start the thing on the fly without a clear idea of how I wanted to end it.

I'll do some prep work next time so things will be more enjoyable (hopefully).

>> No.492322

Shit sucked, Dan. Get a job.

>> No.492323

>>492309
I LIKED the Hadron Collider end, but you're right, there was something missing this time.

Oh well, epic outpouring of rage anyway.

>> No.492329

>>492321

TRy some other characters next time, you can only brutally traumatise Reimu, Alice and Marisa so many times before it becomes old hat

>> No.492332

>>492321

I think there's still room for a brickshitting after the credits scene, if you get to work right the fuck now.

>> No.492335

>>492321
It was good until you had Marisa come back in, it sort of fell to shit. You could have left it there and it would have been pretty decent.
(I assume this is actually dan, it's not like we have any way of confirming really....I suppose)

>> No.492336

>>492272
FUTAE NO KIWAIAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.492349

>>492335
Yeah, but I wanted it to go out on a cheap laugh.

I think ZOOMING IN is probably too tired to be funny these days. Maybe it would have been funy back in 2003 or something.

It's hard to get the twist just right. Next time. NEXT TIME.

>> No.492364

>>492349
GOOD LUCK

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>>492349

I'LL BE WAITING

>> No.492385

Do you want to try again? You have 3 times left.

YES
>NO

Save replay?

YES
>NO

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>>492084
GOD DAMMIT, JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I HAD EVERYTHING FIGURED OUT!

>> No.492398

>>492389

YARGBLE

>> No.492401

>>492349
>twist
TWIST? YOU MEAN THAT SHIT YOU USED ALREADY? FAGGOT, I'M STILL NOT LAUGHING AT YOUR OVERLY USED SHIT.

>> No.492408

>>492287
No. Stop. It's already surreal enough.
It's already bizzare enough.
W-why can't we just get along? S-stupid!

>> No.492430

>>492098
>>492101
>>492119
>>492179
OH GOD WHAT JUST HAPPENED I'M SO CONFUSED

>> No.492445

>>492408
I am going to be interested in what he comes up with.
The fact that the girl--er, whatever her name is--doesn't actually interact with any real people is a major obstacle, of course.
And then, there's the fact that with the game being open to interpretation, we've already thought up all kinds of gruesome situations.

Was she some sort of parent-killing Nevada-tan? There's evidence to support that.
Was her entire family killed in a car accident? There's evidence to support that.
Rape? Assault? Kidnapping? Fire?
And so on and so on.

>> No.492449

>>492408
I do it because I want to. I-It's not because you like it, or anything.

>> No.492455

>>492430
Okay, so it turns out that even though Reimu went insane, she was still in contact with Gensokyo.

in a part of her insanity, she tried to test the rest of Anon, by creating WUiG. Finally, She learns that she is in contact with Gensokyo, and learns she is able to return home safely.

She's still doing WUiG for fun.

>> No.492456

I have no idea what just happened in this entire thread.

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>>492445 Was her entire family killed in a car accident? There's evidence to support that. Rape? Assault? Kidnapping? Fire?

all of the above.

>> No.492507

>>>/hr/335384

>> No.492510

shit sucked, damnit.

>> No.492514
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492514

Please do not roleplay on this board, that is not what it is for. In addition, please refrain from blogging about your personal life or about how your sister caught you masturbating.

Thanks.

>> No.492521

>>492514
I don't think you know what roleplaying is.
Enjoy being a mod wannabe.

>> No.492523

>>492514
OH GOD LOL

>> No.492524

GOD DAMNIT DAN FUUUUUUUUUUCK
I want to buy you a beer.

>> No.492529

>>492524
Fuck that, I'll buy him 10 beers.

>> No.492531

>>492514
HAHA OH WOW
very lol

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>>492514

Masturbated a little too hard!

>> No.492537

>>492529
Fuck that, I'll buy him a pillow case.

>> No.492540

>>492514

Can I blog about how I murdered my husband?

>> No.492542

>>492514
Nicely done, Anonymous.

And with that, considered this thread archived.

>> No.492544

This thread is an eyesore.
I would never even THINK about hurting mai Reimu ;___;.

>> No.492554

>>492544
But Dan would. He corrupts everything that gigantic faggot.

>> No.492557

Baawww ;_;

>> No.492566

>>492523
>>492524
>>492529
>>492531
>>492536
>>492537
>>492540

Prepare to have your mind blown.

I'm not Dan

>> No.492567

>>492566
That's kind of obvious...

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=3Na4Pym8YWQ

WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW?!

>> No.492571

>>492567

Oh. K

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>>492569

>> No.492575

>>492569
OH MY GOD THAT IS AWESOME HOLY SHIT

>> No.492577

>>492566
NO, REALLY?

>> No.492581

>>492566
>facepalmHRES.png

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>>492566

Is that so~

>> No.492593

>>492566
We knew that.

But that's why it was funny! TOHOHOHOHO!!

>> No.492594

"Dan" never existed anyways.

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>>492593

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>>492616

>> No.492639

Oh hay, I guess this thing achieved autosage in the end.

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>>492616

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Here is a sloppy save of the thread, since I'm in a rush and having computer problems.

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>>492616
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       ______      ))
      ´>  `ヽ、
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      ヽ.i リノノノレリ〉 , "´━ ヽ、
   (((\iリ从.゚ ヮ゚ノリ i  ノレノλリ〉
     `ゝ.( つィ⌒`|从i* ゚ - ゚リi
パコパコ (/とノと、_入`_,つ   う  ))

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>>492645

>> No.492825,1 [INTERNAL] 

If this thread happened today it would either be deleted or be filled with buttmad retards

2008 - 2010, RIP /jp/.

>> No.492825,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>492825,1
Overall I'm surprised how positive people's reaction to Dan was. Sure there were a few bitter nerds who flamed for the sake of flaming, but his threads were otherwise unanimously liked and something to look forward to.

>> No.492825,3 [INTERNAL] 

r.i.p anonymous

>> No.492825,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>492825,1
Thank AoC for that. Due to his erratic, insane and exagerated behaviour he atracted a ridiculous amount of sperglords.

>> No.492825,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>492825,4
He used scripts. We literally had a robot moderating /jp/. No wonder so many autistic people flocked to the board.

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