GENTLEMEN

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Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 00:27:51 No.491516 [Reply] [Original]

GENTLEMEN

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 00:29:33 No.491526 OHHHHHHH FUUUUCK GO AWAY DAN

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 00:29:33 No.491527 sup Dan

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 00:29:33 No.491529 Oh ho, what does Dan have for us today.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 00:29:33 No.491530 OH SHIT IT'S DAN KIM

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 00:29:33 No.491531 in before epic ronriness

>>	Anonymous of Colombia !pkzejWGkfw Tue, Apr 22, 2008 00:30:33 No.491537 oh lawd, it's Dan this better be good, I'm actually paying to see this.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 00:30:33 No.491538 dammit Dan, how is it possible that you can make me laugh at anything

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 00:31:33 No.491542 >>491537 inb4 nothing happens

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 00:31:33 No.491548 >GENTLEMEN.png >.png >png No.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 00:31:33 No.491549 NOW NOTHING HAPPENS

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 00:32:33 No.491556 in during nothing happening

>>	Dat Pear Tue, Apr 22, 2008 00:32:33 No.491558 >>491530 NO DAN, NO

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Tue, Apr 22, 2008 00:33:11 No.491561 File: 22 KB, 240x320, 1204428705413.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 00:35:13 No.491579 File: 39 KB, 900x900, N..No!!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 00:39:33 No.491600 in after nothing happened.

>>	None !.VXfTOUHOU Tue, Apr 22, 2008 00:39:46 No.491604 File: 37 KB, 554x429, touhouhijack2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 00:40:28 No.491612 File: 63 KB, 469x462, 1203267855291.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The best thing about being a spy isn't sapping sentries, it's showing other people the sentries you've sapped.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 00:41:33 No.491627 UH OHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 00:42:33 No.491632 Anonymous is a Reimu, and Reimu is displeased. Continue...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 00:42:33 No.491636 Posting in a gallery zip file.

>>	Adjutant‮elbat eht no tac eht tup ,tac elbat ‪‪‪‬‪‬ !FUX4cHAN.6 Tue, Apr 22, 2008 00:44:33 No.491651 goddamit dan

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 00:45:33 No.491656 DAN KIM IS A FAGGOT

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 00:48:45 No.491683 Dan Kim thread?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 00:49:33 No.491687 Oh Daaaaaaaaaaan... . . . METAL FIST WHERE.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 00:49:33 No.491690 Dan Kim will never be as awesome as GM.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 00:50:33 No.491700 what's si this gentleman thing?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 00:50:54 No.491702 File: 53 KB, 800x800, reimu_miko.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sometime she'd cry. Not when anyone was around and not there were still chores to do, but sometimes, when she pulled that black cloth hat out of the box, she'd cry.

>>	Dr. Doujin !6zq1qwwMaI Tue, Apr 22, 2008 00:51:33 No.491707 >>491690 Even I'm calling bullshit on that one. Oh Dan, you jewel. You always make me laugh evilly. Thank you.

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Tue, Apr 22, 2008 00:52:32 No.491717 File: 108 KB, 640x480, 1204952703314.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>491702

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 00:52:33 No.491713 in b4 shitstorm

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 00:52:33 No.491715 Daaaaaaaaannnnnnnnn

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 00:52:38 No.491720 >> YOU'RE the one making her cry. YOU, Dan.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 00:53:33 No.491724 >>491702 Goddamnit you faggot, now I'm back in your thread, hitting F5.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 00:53:33 No.491725 >>491702 I'm getting ready to assrape you right now, Dan.

>>	MySQLconnectionsuccess !0vQ8k.N6XM Tue, Apr 22, 2008 00:56:09 No.491746 File: 200 KB, 500x1565, 1208709569407.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>491516 Someday you will pay for all this, Dan!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 00:58:33 No.491753 >>491702 MARISA IS DEAD

>>	Terminal-tan !YcBzvxvmQk Tue, Apr 22, 2008 00:59:33 No.491758 >>491702 Oh, it's just Reimu.

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Tue, Apr 22, 2008 00:59:39 No.491763 File: 28 KB, 524x525, qwerty2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 00:59:50 No.491764
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How many years had it been, now? 10? 12? 20?

It all seemed like a dream, now -- those fun days where she had nothing to do but drink tea and sweep the grounds. Even those adventures with that red mist and that fake moon that had been her cherished memories had a strange tinge of unreality to them.

Was she ever a shrine maiden? Was she ever really the guardian of that hidden world? Was she really ever someone so important? Did she ever really laugh like that?

She clutched the hat closer.
This hat was the proof that those things were real. That world was real.

It was real!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:01:33 No.491770 CONCEALED THE CONCLUSION END FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK ;_;

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:02:06 No.491774 File: 56 KB, 640x645, aeka.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>491746

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:02:25 No.491776 File: 81 KB, 642x482, Osaka Bancho.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'M COMING AFTER YOU IN YOUR DREAMS, DAN KIM, AND I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU HAVE MANLY NIGHTMARES FOREVER.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:02:33 No.491772 >>491764 Just played CTC huh?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:02:33 No.491777 >>491764 SCREW YOU!!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:02:33 No.491781 I ALREADY RAGED AT THIS ENDING I AM IMMUNE TO YOUR ATTACKS, DAN

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:04:33 No.491794 But Marisa is nex to Reimu in the CtC ending

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:04:33 No.491796 Concealed the Conclusion end? Gensokyo integrated with the outside? Wut?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:05:33 No.491799 Yume Nikki END

>>	MySQLconnectionsuccess !0vQ8k.N6XM Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:05:33 No.491804 >>491764 Don't pull a Madotsuki on me, Reimu. DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:05:33 No.491805 Tell me, Dan Kim, if you can. You have destroyed so much. What is it, exactly, that you have created? Can you name even one thing? ...I thought not.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:06:33 No.491814 >>491805 He'll have created something if he would just get to work on METAL FIST already.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:07:33 No.491817 >>491805 This world has no place for a rogue artist

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:08:33 No.491822 >>491805 DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRR WALLAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEEEEEE BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!

>>	Jesus Yamato !!UiVfiTVwcAS Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:11:33 No.491831 >>491764 AHHHH HERE IT GOES!

>>	Dr. Doujin !6zq1qwwMaI Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:14:33 No.491850 >>491764 HAHA. Of fuck yes. I love where this is going already. No Suika reforming your wonderland No well behaved fairies Only the emptiness of a dream.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:15:12 No.491853
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"Anonymous."

She said it very quietly.

Now was a good time to talk. He wasn't as angry as usual, after he had finished.

"A-Anonymous, y... you're awake, aren't you?"

The body behind her grunted.

"Why did you take me away, Anonymous?"

"This again? I told you before, I'm done with this."

"I... I want to talk about this, Anonymous."

Anonymous' voice started to rise.

"I TOLD you. WE'RE DONE WITH THIS."

Normally, with that, she would stop. She'd beg for forgiveness and then do her 'usual thing' under the blankets to calm him down... but somehow, today, she moved her mouth without thinking.

"No."

"What did you just say?"

"No. Take me back. TAKE ME BACK!"

She said it stronger.

"TAKE ME BACK! BACK BACK BACK! I WANT TO GO HOME!"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:15:33 No.491857 Dammit, get back to work, Dan.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:16:33 No.491861 >>491853 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:16:33 No.491864 >>491853 I hate you so much.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:16:33 No.491865 CURSE YOU DAN KIM

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:17:26 No.491870 File: 56 KB, 682x494, 1206246337214.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>491853 It's okay, Marisa's got you covered, Reimu.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:18:33 No.491876 >>491853 Why is Anonymous always /b/ lol legion anon in your comics, Dan?

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:19:32 No.491880 File: 40 KB, 700x700, wutyes.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I still like this image.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:20:33 No.491892 Why is Anonymous always so abusive in your comics? I'd love my touhous tenderly.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:22:33 No.491897 DAN-KUN

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:23:13 No.491902 File: 25 KB, 800x800, reimu_miko4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It was over so easily. So naturally. It was natural, like waking up. Or falling asleep. "Remember me in your dreams, Anonymous."

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:23:33 No.491903 >>491902 BAD END

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:24:33 No.491906 >>491764 This hat This hat is an eyesore.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:24:33 No.491909 >>491903 It's obviously not over yet. You can feel the anticipation

>>	Terminal-tan !YcBzvxvmQk Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:24:33 No.491910 >>491902 GOOD END?

Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:24:33 No.491911

>>491892
YOU MUST RULE THEM WITH FEAR.

Also, I have to go to sleep now. I'm guessing the ending will be depressing and involve lots of red, Dan's favourite but third used color.

Plx throw this up in the library asap so I can be depressed all day at work.

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:25:08 No.491912 File: 4 KB, 300x300, ze2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>491902

MySQLconnectionsuccess !0vQ8k.N6XM Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:25:33 No.491914

>>491853
>>491902
Dan, you who is not shaped for sportive tricks, nor made to court an amourous looking-glass; you, who is rudely stamp’d, and want love’s majesty to strut before a wanton ambling nymph; you, who is curtail’d of this fair proportion, cheated of feature by dissembling nature, deform’d, unfinish’d, sent before your time into this breathing world, scarce half made up, and that so lamely and unfashionable that dogs bark at you as you halt by them. You, Daaaaaaaan!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:25:33 No.491916 >>491911 The first being black and the second white.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:26:33 No.491919 >>491902 It's just like killing youkai!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:26:33 No.491921 Who would win in a fight? Dan Kim or Captain?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:26:33 No.491926 Go away, Dan

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:27:33 No.491928 >>491921 What about Dad?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:27:33 No.491932 >>491921 Who would win in a fight? Dan Kim or Anonymous? OK, that was a silly question.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:28:33 No.491933 >>491892 see>>491876

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:29:33 No.491941 >>491932 In a fight, Anonymous and Dan Kim would require each other to live, thus the fight would last eternally. Better to have them just seperate, interlacing only occasionally.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:30:35 No.491947
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She could hear the sirens, now.
The sound of sirens, coming closer.

It wouldn't be long.
She couldn't go back.

She had always known. There are some prisons you can't escape twice. Some boundaries that can't be crossed again.

"Marisa..."

She touched the screen.

They'd be here any moment.

But she wouldn't cry again.
She could remember it all, now.

It was real.

It was real, and there was just one thing left to do. One last thing to say.

Tonight, the guardian of Gensokyo would perform her final duty so that no one... no one would ever forget again.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:31:33 No.491949 I thought anon was the type that loves their touhou tenderly not beat them into submission

>>	Terminal-tan !YcBzvxvmQk Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:31:33 No.491952 >>491947 >Tonight, the guardian of Gensokyo would perform her final duty so that no one... no one would ever forget again. 1cc PCB on Lunatic?

>>	Jesus Yamato !!UiVfiTVwcAS Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:32:39 No.491958 File: 65 KB, 550x550, 1208475907190.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>491947

Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:32:58 No.491959
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>>491949

“Shanghai, come help me clean up. Marisa is coming over soon!”

Master is very excited today. Her good friend Marisa-san is coming to visit today. They haven’t seen each other since Master got married.

“Shanghai, clean up those beer cans!” Master calls from the kitchen.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:33:33 No.491963 >>491947 Fuck yeah, Reimu is gonna troll Kaguya.

>>	E-mouse !LNaFATMuso Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:34:33 No.491968 Poor S. Ruro.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:35:33 No.491975 >>491959 Don't start this shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:35:33 No.491979 >>491949 He is. The Anonymous in Dan's comics is just his self insert

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:35:33 No.491981 >>491959 Stop it. Stop it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:36:33 No.491983 >>491959 Don't stop.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:37:07 No.491985
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"
I want to tell you my story.

The story of how we met.

The story of how I lost everything I love.

Anonymous...

I want to tell you...

"

She typed for what seemed like a long time.

The whole of her memory.

All the good and the bad, she wrote it down.

Her life.

His life.

Gensokyo.

Everything:

"While you were sleeping, you got transported to Gensokyo, and now that you have woken up, what are your plans?
ITT You wake up in Gensokyo, what do you do?"
Somewhere in the city,

Somewhere on Earth,

Reimu woke up.

And she knew what to do.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:37:33 No.491990 >>491985 Oh jesus, get out Dan. GET OUT

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:38:33 No.491993 >>491985 Oh god. Touhou isn't meant to be like this

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:38:33 No.491996 >>491985 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:38:33 No.491998 >>491985 doh ho ho

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:39:33 No.491999 >>491985 STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT IT HURTS IT DOESN'T EVEN HURT IT A GOOD WAY, IT JUST HURTS

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:39:33 No.492000 >>491985 Reimu=GM end?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:39:33 No.492002 >>491985 What.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:39:33 No.492003 >>491985 >>"While you were sleeping, you got transported to Gensokyo, and now that you have woken up, what are your plans? >>ITT You wake up in Gensokyo, what do you do?" Somewhere in the city, Haha, oh fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:40:33 No.492008 >>491985 Nobody likes Reimu, Marisa and Alice we've all moved on to SHAMEIMARUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:40:33 No.492009 >>491985 AN HERO, DO IT FAGGOT

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:40:33 No.492010 I don't even know what's going on anymore

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:41:33 No.492015 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:41:33 No.492016 I predict Reimun will fling herself out the window.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:41:33 No.492020 >>491985 THE END >>492008 You only like her because she's ZUN's waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:41:40 No.492018 File: 15 KB, 300x309, RAAAAAGE.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN I hate you, but I can't help to love you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:42:33 No.492023 >>491996 Can someone tell me where the fuck did this come from

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:42:33 No.492026 >>492020 No, that's Akyu, fag.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:43:33 No.492029 >>491985 She becomes a dykes wifu in prison.

>>	Dr. Doujin !6zq1qwwMaI Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:44:33 No.492030 >>491985 HOLY SHIT. Bravo, Dan.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:44:33 No.492034 >>492030 Don't encourage him.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:45:33 No.492038 >>492030 I get the feeling that there's still one more cockslap left in this...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:46:33 No.492041 >>492020 SYAMEIMARU IS PLAYING TENNIS OVER THERE

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:47:33 No.492047 ITT GM's true identity.

>>	MySQLconnectionsuccess !0vQ8k.N6XM Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:48:33 No.492053 The fucker is delaying the post on purpose. Truly a master of sadism.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:49:33 No.492061 Holy shit did Dan finally fuck off yet? I HATE YOU DAN.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:50:07 No.492063 File: 44 KB, 500x600, anonymous-tan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>491876 Yeah, I need more Anonymous-tan.

>>	Dr. Doujin !6zq1qwwMaI Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:50:33 No.492068 >>492038 Its not over 'til someone saves the thread and posts the image. Its like being kicked in the balls, and then waiting to be kicked in the balls again. You never know its over until you are already dead inside.

>>	Jesus Yamato !!UiVfiTVwcAS Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:50:43 No.492069 File: 6 KB, 515x489, 1207183706566.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>492053 He is pulling the post from the darkest realms of the earth in places long forgotten by mortal man.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:52:33 No.492075 Reimu ends up living in America once she gets out of prison. Anonymous then recoagulates and goes back for China.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:52:33 No.492081

Something to tide you over.

I obediently bag up the cans of Suweiser. Master’s husband is such a slob.

“Master, wouldn’t it be nice if Anonymous-san would clean up after himself every once in a while?”

“Shanghai, don’t talk about my husband like that. It’s a wife’s duty to keep a house clean, you know?” she says, while wiping the grime off the coffee table.

“Marisa said she has an important announcement to make. I wonder if she finally found a nice guy to marry, like me?” Master mused.

A knock on the door caught Master off-guard.

“Oh, she’s early! Shit, the cleaning isn’t finished!” Master says, while throwing some dirty socks behind the couch.

“Go answer it while I freshen up,” she says, running to the bathroom.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:53:29 No.492084 File: 58 KB, 800x800, reimu_miko7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reimu~! I've come over to play, ze~!

Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:53:33 No.492085

I knew that she was going to put on some makeup to hide her bruises. I flew over to the door and struggled just to turn the knob. Houses really aren’t made for dolls. When I finally pull it open, I see a sight for sore eyes. Marisa Kirisame-san, radiant in a summer dress, stood on the porch.

“Hello, Shanghai. Can I come in?” she says with a beaming smile.

“Of course! Please, have a seat. Master will be out in a second.”

Marisa hangs her witch hat on the coat rack, and then sits with her hands in her lap as I begin to pour some tea. It’s really cheap tea, so I make sure to put out lots of honey and sugar. She deliberately leans forward, so she won’t get her hair dirty on the greasy back of the couch.

“Marisa! Long time no see!”

Master finally emerges from the bathroom in a clean dress. I didn’t think she even had any clean clothes anymore…
The two girls hug each other like sisters. Master does her best to hide a look of pain when Marisa squeezes her. I know she complained of a bruised rib the other day…

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:53:33 No.492088 Mind = Blown I did NOT see the GM End coming.

>>	Dr. Doujin !6zq1qwwMaI Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:53:43 No.492087 File: 54 KB, 400x400, 1205878325961.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>492075

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:54:08 No.492092 File: 46 KB, 800x800, reimu_miko8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] . . .

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:54:31 No.492098 File: 54 KB, 800x800, reimu_miko9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:54:33 No.492094

“So what’s your big announcement, Marisa? I’ve been waiting all day to hear it! Oh, but we’ll have to be quick. My husband will get upset if he comes home and sees your broomstick in the driveway again.”

Marisa-san said nothing, but simply raised her hand. On her finger was a modest, but beautiful ring.
“Oh my gosh, you really are getting married! I’m so happy for you? So, who’s the lucky guy?”

“Ah, about that…” said Marisa, looking away.

“I’m getting married to Reimu.”

Master was speechless, her mouth agape.

“Sweetie, by now I thought you would’ve grown out of your girl-crushes,” she finally blurts out. Surprisingly, Marisa-san doesn’t look offended.

“But we love each other, Alice,” Marisa-san says with a warm smile.
“We’re going to live in the shrine together. We’ve already discussed adopting a child-“

“Oh? And how do you think you’ll pay for all the expenses? You’re a two-bit magician who plays kids shows and she’s a miko with no weekly paycheck. Do you think her donations will put your child through college? Sweetheart, let me find you a nice guy, like my husband.”

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:54:33 No.492096 >>492081 This pasta's carbs are making me fat.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:54:33 No.492099 >>492092 OH SHI-

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:54:33 No.492100 >>492092 Nice ass.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:54:33 No.492102 >>492084 >>492092 Oh my

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>>	Jesus Yamato !!UiVfiTVwcAS Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:55:16 No.492105 File: 514 KB, 768x576, 1203110798178.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>492092

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:55:33 No.492104 wot.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:55:33 No.492106 HOLY SHIT IT'S HAPPENING IN REAL TIME

>>	E-mouse !LNaFATMuso Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:55:33 No.492110 I wonder why it took that long for Dan's YWUIG run to die?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:55:33 No.492111 Well, then.

>>	Dr. Doujin !6zq1qwwMaI Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:55:33 No.492112 >>492092 >>492098 >>492101 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:55:33 No.492114 >>492084 >>492092 >>492098 Oh god

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:56:18 No.492119 File: 35 KB, 800x800, reimu_miko11.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:56:33 No.492122 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:56:33 No.492123 BRACE FOR IMPACT

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:56:33 No.492124 Happy end?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:57:33 No.492126 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 etc DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN

Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:58:33 No.492132

“You know those books he got you as a wedding present? He stole them from Patch’s library, may she rest in peace. I was there when the mansion burned down. After Anon stole the books, he let Flandre out of her room. He pricked his finger and shoved it in her mouth and said his blood was delicious candy. Being a vampire, she wanted more and flew into a furor. He said that she can get more candy from Sakuya. Flandre found Sakuya and began ripping her to shreds. She barely had time to yell for help before Flandre decapitated her and began to drink her blood. Meiling heard Sakuya’s screams, but because of all the abuse she suffered at Sakuya’s hands, she took off into the woods instead of saving her boss. No one has heard from Meiling since. By the time Remilia was roused from her slumber, Flandre had already made it into the library and had impaled a straw into Patchouli’s half-dead body and was drinking her dry. Remilia confronted her sister, and after a fierce battle that wrecked the mansion and set it on fire, Flandre was finally killed. Remilia, vowing to never return to Gensokyo, gathered up Sakuya’s head and flew off into the night. I confronted Anonymous about why he set this chain of events into motion. He said, ‘I did it for the lulz’. Don’t you see, Alice? He’ll hurt you without even blinking!”

Master’s face was bright red at this point. She’d heard enough, even if it was all true.

“You’re lying! How would you know all this, anyway? There’s a restraining order against you from going near the mansion ever since you assaulted Patchouli when she didn’t have a book that you wanted to steal!”

“I… I snuck back in to steal some more books. I didn’t want to report Anonymous to the police, since I knew he would be unstable if he thought he would be caught, and I was worried about you. I thought you would come to your senses about him and leave him by now…”

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:58:33 No.492134 DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:59:11 No.492139 File: 76 KB, 430x313, anthill.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:59:33 No.492137 It's 4 AM POST FASTER

Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:59:33 No.492138

A cracking sound split the tension in the room like a peal of thunder. Master’s anger had finally reached its boiling point, and she slapped her best friend. Marisa-san, stunned at this outburst, gingerly felt the large red mark on her cheek.

“How dare you come into my house and insult my husband like this? Get the fuck out, right now!”

“Alice, please! You’re a victim, we can get you help-“ Marisa-san tried to plead with Master. Her golden eyes were full of worry.

Master would have none of it. She yanked Marisa-san up by her arm and shoved her towards the door.

“Shanghai, get the door!” Master ordered curtly. Not wanted to disobey, I swung the door open. Master pushed Marisa-san out. She landed roughly on the porch. Master grabbed Marisa-san’s hat and threw it in her face.

“Don’t forget your hat, you dyke! Don’t come around here again!”

Master slammed the door. From the window, I watched Marisa-san board her broom and ride off, after one last glance back at the house. I think I saw tears running down her face. Turning back to Master, I saw her slumped against the door, head in her hands.

“I… I’m better off without her, anyway. I’m fine as long as I have Anon…”

>>	Gensokyo Man !!k66EGoRouzG Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:59:33 No.492140 F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5

>>	MySQLconnectionsuccess !0vQ8k.N6XM Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:59:33 No.492141 Come on Dan, do your best, you won't get me anymore!

Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 01:59:52 No.492144

Master trailed off as she noticed the black and white doll on the shelf. It was a perfect likeness of Marisa-san, and making it was a real labor of love. I remember how proud Master was when she completed it. She planned to give it to Marisa-san as a wedding gift. Picking up the doll, Master began to sob.

“Oh god… What have I done…”

She fell to the floor as she clutched the doll to her chest. Master began weeping loudly, tears streaming down her cheeks. All I could so was stroke her hair until she cried herself to sleep. I snuggled up next to her neck and fell asleep, too.

The sound of the door slamming woke me up. Oh no, Anonymous-san was home from work, and Master hadn’t cooked dinner yet.

“Honey, I’m home,” he said with a belch. He must’ve stopped at the smoked eel stand for a few bottles of sake before he came home… again.

“Where the fuck is dinner? Bitch, what the fuck are you doing?” he said, noticing Master sprawled out on the floor. She was just beginning to wake up when Anonymous-san snatched the doll from her hands.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:00:22 No.492146 File: 164 KB, 394x662, 1208829622065.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:00:23 No.492147

“You’re still playing with dolls? How pathetic,” he said, before throwing the black and white doll to the floor and grinding it to dust under his work boots.

“No! Why did you do that? That was my favorite doll!” Master protested. That was a bad idea.

“For the lulz. Now I’ll teach you what happens when you don’t make dinner on time!”

Anonymous-san delivered a fierce backhand to Master’s face. Her nose exploded in a cloud of blood. She was on her back now, whimpering. Anonymous-san began stomping down on Master’s stomach, hard. She screamed in pain, digging her nails into the carpet in agony. I was powerless to do anything. I knew that if I tried to attack Anonymous-san, he’ll just blame Alice and make her suffer even more. I covered my ears until the commotion died down. Anonymous-san retreated to his bedroom. I looked over towards Master, who was coughing up fierce amounts of blood. I was worried for her life, until she rolled over on her side and passed out. It was all I could do to wipe up the blood around her mouth. Her breathing was ragged and irregular. I resolved to stay up all night if I had to, to protect my Master.

Sunlight streaming in through the blinds woke me up. Oh no, I fell asleep! Is Master alright? I can’t see her anywhere.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:01:22 No.492155

“Oh, Shanghai, you’re awake. Anon felt so bad about what he did that he must’ve gotten a new doll for me! I don’t know why it was covered in blood, but that’s alright. It’s the perfect size, too. I’ll start knitting some clothes for it right away! I’m so excited!”

Master walked in from the kitchen and placed the doll next to me. It was made of some weird pink material, like rubber.

Oh, god…

I may just be a doll, but even I know that this was no wooden likeness. Alice had a miscarriage during the night.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:01:32 No.492157 And then Reimu was Anonymous.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:04:13 No.492169 Thread enjoyed.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:04:27 No.492170 Strange. Two stories trying to run the thread at once...just cancel each other out. It's very strange.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:04:44 No.492173 Well, all the world's eyes are on him now. /th/ is back temporarily. What will come of this?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:05:35 No.492179 File: 59 KB, 800x800, 1208829935611.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Choose "Go to the Lake". This will work out. Trust me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:05:53 No.492182 >>492140 Is that you GM? Unbanned and all?

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:05:59 No.492185 File: 357 KB, 700x760, 1208829959720.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Boy, you sure are taking awhile at that computer, Reimu.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:06:02 No.492186 DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:06:43 No.492191 >>492179 lol, it's Jeff.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:06:47 No.492192 File: 7 KB, 800x800, 1208830007352.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bow da-dum-dum bow bow boooow~

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:06:57 No.492184 >>492179 Whaaaaat.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:07:24 No.492196 >>492192 FUCKKKKKK

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:07:24 No.492197 >>492179 LOL

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:07:24 No.492199 >>492192 FUUUUUUCK

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:07:35 No.492202 >>492179 WHAT

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:07:38 No.492203 >>492192 So about those Touhoes..

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:08:00 No.492205 >>492192 I didn't laugh since you already played this card already Dan. FUCK YOU.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:08:10 No.492206 GOOD SHOW

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:08:18 No.492207 File: 103 KB, 430x427, 1208830098384.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Required.

>>	Dr. Doujin !6zq1qwwMaI Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:08:49 No.492211 >>492179 shrug you heard the man. [x] Go to the lake.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:08:56 No.492204 >>492192 OH YOU

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:08:57 No.492212 >>492192 DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:08:57 No.492213 >>492192 What's the deal with that?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:09:08 No.492214 >>492207 Curse this vile lake! I sweareth, by the name of good lady Meiling, I shall slay this fiend!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:09:19 No.492216 >>492205 SHUT THE FUCK UP IT'S A GOOD CARD BITCH

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:09:40 No.492220 >>492192 So what's the deal with those Touhoes?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:10:17 No.492224 What's the song playing right now? iosys - q¹È` - XFSn«ˆÃHf~g‚ ...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:10:42 No.492226 >>492216 FUCK YOU DAN. YOU AND YOUR SHITTY ALREADY PLAYED CARD WON'T WORK TWICE ON ME. I DON'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE FUCK OFF.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:10:42 No.492227 >>492224 The sound of RAGE

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:11:01 No.492229 So as I was walking home, there's this weird lady and her pet cat, which had two tails, walking around outside my apartment looking for me. What's up with that!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:11:24 No.492231 >>492226 [Rage Sign] Seinfeld End

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:11:34 No.492233 what just happened

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:11:54 No.492236 haha, TROLLED.

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:12:51 No.492239 >>492224 The radio thread is over here. >>491202

>>	Gensokyo Man !!k66EGoRouzG Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:13:24 No.492241 A n o r m a l r e q u e s

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:13:46 No.492248 >>492226 IT WON'T WORK TWICE? FUCK YOU IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL "COMPOSURE"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:14:58 No.492259 File: 109 KB, 497x496, 1208830498510.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey Dan you gotta draw Yume Nikki stuff now, it's the current in thang. You want to be cool, right? Everyone is doing it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:15:23 No.492265 File: 473 KB, 800x423, 1208830523177.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HAD END

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:15:58 No.492267 >>492248 OH JESUS CHRIST I"M ARGUING WITH DAN KIM IN CRUISE CONTROL HOLY SHIT

>>	Lily White !DWdJUrHcKI Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:17:03 No.492271 File: 18 KB, 300x234, 1208830623047.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What the hell.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:17:18 No.492272 File: 33 KB, 400x300, 1208830638382.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>492248

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:17:59 No.492278 >>492259 I don't think you can make Yume Nikki more twisted than it already is. ...no, that isn't a bet. Don't do it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:18:03 No.492287 >>492278 fufufu, that sounds like a challenge to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:18:34 No.492282 >>492248 >"COMPOSURE" LOL COMPOSURE? YOU EXPECT THAT SHIT HERE? YOU BEST ME JOKING ME NIGGER.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:18:34 No.492283 I'm gonna fap now With my mind

>>	MySQLconnectionsuccess !0vQ8k.N6XM Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:19:46 No.492297 I am still pressing F5 in disbelief, fuck you Dan.

>>	Jesus Yamato !!UiVfiTVwcAS Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:20:45 No.492304 >>492287 >>492278 NO DAN NO!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:21:10 No.492309 I don't mind mindblowing conclusions but that was just unsatisfying, Dan.

>>	Anonymous of Peru !/qRwoUHthA Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:22:41 No.492318 >>492287 MOU YAMETE!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:23:14 No.492321 >>492309 Well, I did start the thing on the fly without a clear idea of how I wanted to end it. I'll do some prep work next time so things will be more enjoyable (hopefully).

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:23:14 No.492322 Shit sucked, Dan. Get a job.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:23:24 No.492323 >>492309 I LIKED the Hadron Collider end, but you're right, there was something missing this time. Oh well, epic outpouring of rage anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:24:17 No.492329 >>492321 TRy some other characters next time, you can only brutally traumatise Reimu, Alice and Marisa so many times before it becomes old hat

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:24:24 No.492332 >>492321 I think there's still room for a brickshitting after the credits scene, if you get to work right the fuck now.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:24:33 No.492335 >>492321 It was good until you had Marisa come back in, it sort of fell to shit. You could have left it there and it would have been pretty decent. (I assume this is actually dan, it's not like we have any way of confirming really....I suppose)

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:24:37 No.492336 >>492272 FUTAE NO KIWAIAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:26:30 No.492349 >>492335 Yeah, but I wanted it to go out on a cheap laugh. I think ZOOMING IN is probably too tired to be funny these days. Maybe it would have been funy back in 2003 or something. It's hard to get the twist just right. Next time. NEXT TIME.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:28:18 No.492364 >>492349 GOOD LUCK

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:28:47 No.492372 File: 139 KB, 550x564, 1208831327213.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>492349 I'LL BE WAITING

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:31:37 No.492385 Do you want to try again? You have 3 times left. YES >NO Save replay? YES >NO

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:31:56 No.492389 File: 45 KB, 700x700, 1208831516334.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>492084 GOD DAMMIT, JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I HAD EVERYTHING FIGURED OUT!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:33:09 No.492398 >>492389 YARGBLE

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:33:36 No.492401 >>492349 >twist TWIST? YOU MEAN THAT SHIT YOU USED ALREADY? FAGGOT, I'M STILL NOT LAUGHING AT YOUR OVERLY USED SHIT.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:34:14 No.492408 >>492287 No. Stop. It's already surreal enough. It's already bizzare enough. W-why can't we just get along? S-stupid!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:37:14 No.492430 >>492098 >>492101 >>492119 >>492179 OH GOD WHAT JUST HAPPENED I'M SO CONFUSED

Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:39:58 No.492445

>>492408
I am going to be interested in what he comes up with.
The fact that the girl--er, whatever her name is--doesn't actually interact with any real people is a major obstacle, of course.
And then, there's the fact that with the game being open to interpretation, we've already thought up all kinds of gruesome situations.

Was she some sort of parent-killing Nevada-tan? There's evidence to support that.
Was her entire family killed in a car accident? There's evidence to support that.
Rape? Assault? Kidnapping? Fire?
And so on and so on.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:40:45 No.492449 >>492408 I do it because I want to. I-It's not because you like it, or anything.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:41:29 No.492455

>>492430
Okay, so it turns out that even though Reimu went insane, she was still in contact with Gensokyo.

in a part of her insanity, she tried to test the rest of Anon, by creating WUiG. Finally, She learns that she is in contact with Gensokyo, and learns she is able to return home safely.

She's still doing WUiG for fun.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:41:29 No.492456 I have no idea what just happened in this entire thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:42:07 No.492463 File: 128 KB, 800x800, 1208832127980.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>492445 Was her entire family killed in a car accident? There's evidence to support that. Rape? Assault? Kidnapping? Fire? all of the above.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:48:48 No.492507 >>>/hr/335384

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:49:57 No.492510 shit sucked, damnit.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:50:46 No.492514
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Please do not roleplay on this board, that is not what it is for. In addition, please refrain from blogging about your personal life or about how your sister caught you masturbating.

Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:52:15 No.492524 GOD DAMNIT DAN FUUUUUUUUUUCK I want to buy you a beer.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:52:52 No.492521 >>492514 I don't think you know what roleplaying is. Enjoy being a mod wannabe.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:52:56 No.492523 >>492514 OH GOD LOL

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:54:18 No.492529 >>492524 Fuck that, I'll buy him 10 beers.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:54:37 No.492531 >>492514 HAHA OH WOW very lol

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:55:09 No.492536 File: 44 KB, 303x315, 1208832909656.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>492514 Masturbated a little too hard!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:55:18 No.492537 >>492529 Fuck that, I'll buy him a pillow case.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:55:33 No.492540 >>492514 Can I blog about how I murdered my husband?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:55:50 No.492542 >>492514 Nicely done, Anonymous. And with that, considered this thread archived.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:56:01 No.492554 >>492544 But Dan would. He corrupts everything that gigantic faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:56:19 No.492544 This thread is an eyesore. I would never even THINK about hurting mai Reimu ;___;.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:57:00 No.492566 >>492523 >>492524 >>492529 >>492531 >>492536 >>492537 >>492540 Prepare to have your mind blown. I'm not Dan

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:57:22 No.492557 Baawww ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:58:00 No.492571 >>492567 Oh. K

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:58:23 No.492567 >>492566 That's kind of obvious...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:58:29 No.492569 File: 412 KB, 707x663, 1208833109185.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://youtube.com/watch?v=3Na4Pym8YWQ WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW?!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:59:11 No.492573 File: 495 KB, 400x225, 1208833151705.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>492569

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:59:48 No.492575 >>492569 OH MY GOD THAT IS AWESOME HOLY SHIT

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:59:49 No.492577 >>492566 NO, REALLY?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 03:00:11 No.492581 >>492566 >facepalmHRES.png

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 03:00:40 No.492585 File: 22 KB, 290x580, 1208833240875.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>492566 Is that so~

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 03:01:04 No.492594 "Dan" never existed anyways.

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Tue, Apr 22, 2008 03:01:54 No.492593 >>492566 We knew that. But that's why it was funny! TOHOHOHOHO!!

>>	Lily White !DWdJUrHcKI Tue, Apr 22, 2008 03:04:36 No.492616 File: 375 KB, 405x432, 1208833476023.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>492593

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 03:05:16 No.492624 File: 14 KB, 117x209, 1208833516007.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>492616

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 03:07:35 No.492643 File: 190 KB, 405x432, 1208833655654.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>492616

>>	Dr. Doujin !6zq1qwwMaI Tue, Apr 22, 2008 03:07:41 No.492645 File: 413 KB, 1200x4000, 1208833661769.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here is a sloppy save of the thread, since I'm in a rush and having computer problems.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 03:07:47 No.492639 Oh hay, I guess this thing achieved autosage in the end.

Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Tue, Apr 22, 2008 03:08:12 No.492649
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>>492616
＼ HOOORAY !
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　　　　 _,.'-=[＞＜]=.,_
　　　　ヽ.i　ﾘﾉノﾉﾚﾘ〉 , "´━ ヽ、
　　　(（(＼iﾘ从.ﾟヮﾟﾉﾘ i　　ﾉﾚﾉλﾘ〉
　　　　　｀ゝ.（　つｨ⌒`|从i* ﾟ - ﾟﾘi
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>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 03:09:12 No.492660 File: 61 KB, 405x432, 1207381274246.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 22, 2008 03:39:55 No.492825 File: 584 KB, 1024x4133, 491516_t.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>492645

>>	Anonymous Thu, Feb 7, 2013 15:54:00 No.492825,1 If this thread happened today it would either be deleted or be filled with buttmad retards 2008 - 2010, RIP /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Feb 7, 2013 16:01:56 No.492825,2 >>492825,1 Overall I'm surprised how positive people's reaction to Dan was. Sure there were a few bitter nerds who flamed for the sake of flaming, but his threads were otherwise unanimously liked and something to look forward to.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Feb 7, 2013 16:05:53 No.492825,3 r.i.p anonymous

>>	Anonymous Thu, Feb 7, 2013 18:26:35 No.492825,4 >>492825,1 Thank AoC for that. Due to his erratic, insane and exagerated behaviour he atracted a ridiculous amount of sperglords.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Feb 7, 2013 18:57:54 No.492825,5 >>492825,4 He used scripts. We literally had a robot moderating /jp/. No wonder so many autistic people flocked to the board.

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