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Change adventure time Wed Apr 14 15:18:06 2010 No.4885035 [Reply] [Original]

You're walking home from class. The usual route, winding down past rows of shops and restaurants that stand between campus and your apartment. It's a boring walk, once you've made it for the thousandth time, one you usually make alone with only your thoughts and mp3 player for company. You trudge along, waiting till you can get home and post on /jp/.

Today, though, you stop. Wasn't that store boarded up and abandoned yesterday? You hadn't heard that anything was supposed to be moving into that spot. But there it is. A break in your usual routine.

There's a sign up above the door, announcing the store's name in simple lettering: "Cloth Exchange." An open sign is in the window beside it. Besides that, there's no obvious sign that the place is open. The windows are uncovered on the outside, but the blinds are drawn tight, so you can't see inside.

What the hell. You have nothing better to do on a Tuesday afternoon. You decide to head inside and see what's up.

A bell tinkles as you walk inside. Its... odd, to say the least. The store smells old, far too old to have just moved in. Soft light filters in past the window-blinds and through dust motes fluttering around shelves and racks lined with clothes. Behind the counter, an old woman dozes fitfully, stirring only slightly as you enter the store.

You browse the shelves aimlessly for a little while, not seeing anything of particular interest. Why'd you come in here anyways? It's nothing but old dusty clothes. Must be an off-brand Goodwill or something. Everything looks second to fourth hand.

adventure time Wed Apr 14 15:19:06 2010 No.4885037

>>4885035

Then... you see it. On a back rack it hangs, set apart from the rest. The most perfect school uniform you've ever seen. You didn't even think that they ever made them like this, at least outside of Japan. But here it is, on this back rack.

Next to it, just as pristine, is a maid uniform. Not just some poorly-made cosplay costume, either—you can tell at a glance that this is the real deal.

On the other side is a third outfit—this one a fancy evening gown of sheer silk. It looks brand new, like you'd find in a fancy designer store, not a thrift store like this.

What if...

Warily you cast your eye towards the front of the store. The old woman is still snoring away. And there's a changing room right there. You've always secretly wanted to try this sort of thing, haven't you?

—Which one do you want to take?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 15:20:06 2010 No.4885044 I fire up my favorite IOSYS album

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 15:20:06 2010 No.4885046 all three and the cash register

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 15:22:06 2010 No.4885052 I want to run the rest of the way back home hoping no one tries to stop me, drop out of school, and spend the rest of my life in my room.

>>	Yumi !9DgoFvvu/A Wed Apr 14 15:23:06 2010 No.4885059 >>4885037 Maid outfit, no doubt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 15:24:06 2010 No.4885065 school uniform

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 15:26:06 2010 No.4885078 >>4885046 then to ebay

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 15:27:06 2010 No.4885079 Buy all of them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 15:28:04 2010 No.4885090 >CYOA Thread reported; I encourage you all to do the same.

>>	Yumi !9DgoFvvu/A Wed Apr 14 15:30:04 2010 No.4885099 >>4885090 Why? It's /jp/ related.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 15:30:06 2010 No.4885097 This is going to end with the main character becoming a girl and then getting repeatedly raped with no way to turn back, isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 15:32:06 2010 No.4885110 >>4885097 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 15:32:06 2010 No.4885111 There's no mention that it's a girl's school uniform.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 15:33:04 2010 No.4885120 >>4885099 >This is what trash from touhouproject really think.

Anonymous Wed Apr 14 15:33:06 2010 No.4885117

>>4885099
In the first few months of /jp/ we had a rush of CYOA threads, set in Gensokyo and definitely /jp/ related.
However, they quickly became a problem, flooding the board with both the original story, people asking if they missed the threads, and cheap imitations.
Because of it, a roleplaying ban was instated in /jp/ and you can't have this sort of threads anymore.

Let's see how this goes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 15:36:06 2010 No.4885134 I hope so. Then i really want to be the main charater.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 15:37:04 2010 No.4885139 Thread reported.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 15:38:04 2010 No.4885148 wtf at people reporting this. God forbid someone tries to post original content rather than another j-idol or "lol whats your favorite touhou" thread.

adventure time Wed Apr 14 15:39:06 2010 No.4885154

>>4885059

In one deft movement you grab the outfit from the rack and hurry into the changing room, locking the door behind you. It's small, just four feet or so square, with a small bench and a full-length mirror against one wall.

With anticipation you take off your clothes and examine the outfit you brought with you. It's perfect. Everything it needs is on the hanger, down to a pair of frilly lingerie. Awkwardly, looking away from the mirror so as to not embarrass yourself, you the parts on, one by one. You have a little trouble with the clasps on the garter belt, and ruffles on the skirt got caught at once point, but in a few minutes you seem to have it all in order.

The last thing on the hanger is a small blue silk ribbon, run through with gold thread in an intricate pattern. The finishing touch, you think, as you reach for it and awkwardly tie it into the back of your hair. You're going to look so ridiculous, but hey, you tried.

Then, just as you finish tying it, you feel a wave of nausea pass through you. You catch yourself against the wall of the booth, panting. It passes quickly though. Must have been all the dust in the air or something.

You straighten up. You have to say, the outfit feels... good on you. The way the stockings side against your skin. And it fits so well, almost as if it was tailored just for your figure. You give an experimental twirl towards the mirror—then stop and stare at yourself in shock.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 15:40:04 2010 No.4885158 >>4885148 >"lol whats your favorite touhou" thread Hey, we NEED those.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 15:41:04 2010 No.4885162 >>4885148 Do you really want to see /jp/ ruined by terrible fanfiction (again) that much?

Anonymous Wed Apr 14 15:41:04 2010 No.4885163 [DELETED]

>>4885148

There are two types of people on /jp/: those who create original content, and those who don't. The first group contains all kinds of people--writefags, drawfags, and others--of wildly varying quality. Some are good, some are not.

The second group cannot stand original content. They're happy to consume content created by non-/jp/ers. But what they cannot admit is that there are people on /jp/ who _can_ generate such content--while they can't.

And so instead of trying to become better to join the ranks of the original content creators, they report every thread that attempts to generate original content, because it makes them feel inferior.

>>	Shanker Wed Apr 14 15:41:06 2010 No.4885159 Some advice, kid. /tg/ might bitch, but, moot gave his personal OK to quest-threads in there. Might wanna take it to them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 15:42:04 2010 No.4885166 >>4885163 NB: one addition to this; while I do support OC threads, even CYOA... this particular thread is not a very /jp/-related CYOA.

>>	Yumi !9DgoFvvu/A Wed Apr 14 15:43:04 2010 No.4885170 >>4885162 Are you saying /jp/ isn't already terrible? Look at the first three pages and think carefully.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 15:44:04 2010 No.4885176 >>4885163 Or maybe it's just that CYOAs are shit by definition.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 15:44:04 2010 No.4885178 >>4885163 >/jp/ - deviantart contributors/internet psychiatrists

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 15:44:06 2010 No.4885180 >>4885097 It damn well better. At any rate, it's been a long time since YWUIG and we're not Japan - General anymore. The topic seems to be very /jp/-related, and if this ends up not being terrible I'm okay with a CYOA thread here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 15:44:06 2010 No.4885181 >>4885154 Please tell me I've been turned into the Masked Maid Guy!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 15:45:06 2010 No.4885186 I hope this doesn't get removed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 15:46:04 2010 No.4885192 >>4885170 >I don't understand the difference between a disease of the skin and a disease of the heart

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 15:46:04 2010 No.4885193 >>4885176 >>4885178 Hello thar, group 2ers. Enjoy your incompetence and have fun projecting it onto others!

adventure time Wed Apr 14 15:46:06 2010 No.4885196
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>>4885154

You were always a scrawny kid. You never had the most masculine figure. But this... this isn't you in your reflection. Your reflection is slender, your hips curvy, your hair longer and tied up expertly behind your head, your breasts—

Breasts?

You reach up with your hands to feel. They confirm your suspicions. Panicked, you reach down beneath your skirt. There's nothing there. Your panties are tight against your skin. There is no longer an unnatural-looking bulge there.

Before you can check further, you are startled by a knock at the door to the changing room. "Somebody in there?" a raspy old voice calls out. Shit! It's the old woman!

—What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 15:47:06 2010 No.4885202 >>4885196 Kill the batman.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 15:48:06 2010 No.4885204 >>4885196 I yell "YYYYUUUUKKKKKAAARRIIIII!!!!!!!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 15:49:04 2010 No.4885208 >>4885166 >implying /jp/ doesn't want to be the little girl

>>	Yumi !9DgoFvvu/A Wed Apr 14 15:49:04 2010 No.4885209 >>4885192 Are you doing ANYTHING to help besides complain and report? I didn't think so.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 15:49:04 2010 No.4885210 >>4885159 Yea, but this is much more /jp/ related than /tg/ related....

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 15:49:06 2010 No.4885211 >>4885196 Rejoice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 15:50:06 2010 No.4885217 >>4885196 Put on white hat and gloves and moonwalk out of the store

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 15:51:04 2010 No.4885222 >>4885193 ITT: "artists" who believe that when they are told to get out, it's not because their "art" is garbage and a disgrace to the board; it's because others are envious of their "talents," obviously!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 15:51:06 2010 No.4885221 >>4885196 Ask the price of your outfit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 15:52:06 2010 No.4885227 Knock the old lady unconscious, run out with all of the outfits.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 15:52:06 2010 No.4885228 >>4885196 Put on my robe and wizard hat. Seriously? Stay silent, hope she doesn't check.

>>	adventure time Wed Apr 14 15:52:06 2010 No.4885229 >>4885202 You look around frantically, but you don't see him anywhere. >>4885204 She would do something like that, you think. You decide not to yell, though. >>4885217 There isn't anything like that around.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 15:52:06 2010 No.4885232 sauce on OP pic please

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 15:53:06 2010 No.4885235 File: 173 KB, 687x953, maidrpg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4885210 >becoming the maid >more /jp/ than /tg/ related

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 15:54:04 2010 No.4885242 >>4885222 >disgrace to the board Seriously, what the fuck? You shitpost all day, flooding the board with awful threads, and you have the nerve to call _anything_ a "disgrace"? /jp/ is terrible. Even a silly CYOA is an improvement.

>>	Yumi !9DgoFvvu/A Wed Apr 14 15:55:04 2010 No.4885248 >>4885242 This thread has gone on topic for a while. It's all related to /jp/ and Meido is okay with it. I call it a success unless I see it again a week from now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 15:56:04 2010 No.4885254 >>4885242 >I am fond of assumptions.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 15:56:06 2010 No.4885251 >>4885196 Roll 2d6 to determine maid type.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 15:56:06 2010 No.4885255 >>4885229 Check the lenght of your dress/skirt. This is important information.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 15:57:04 2010 No.4885258 >>4885254 Basically every single thread on /jp/ is shit. Anyone who claims that they are not responsible for some of the shit is lying. Anyways, let's get back to the topic and not ruin this thread.

adventure time Wed Apr 14 15:57:06 2010 No.4885257

>>4885221

"Um, yes!" you squeal. Your voice has changed as well, to a high, girlish pitch. "Sorry!"

"It's alright, child. Just had to check." You hear her start to walk away from the door.

"W- wait!" you call out. "Um, how much do the things on the back rack cost?"

"For you?" she says, stopping. "Free of charge."

"What?"

"It worked, didn't it?"

You hear her start to walk away. In confusion, you open up the door to the changing room and step outside to chase her.

The store is empty. The racks are bare of clothing. The only light in the store is filtering through boarded up windows. You are completely alone.

—What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 15:58:06 2010 No.4885261 [X] Jump into the lake

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 15:58:06 2010 No.4885262 There is nothing wrong with a CYOA thread, so long as it doesn't end up like the KS threads on /a/. One every once in a while is nice, ten a week is a bit ridiculous.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 15:58:06 2010 No.4885266 >>4885257 [X] Feel my bouncy ass

>>	Yumi !9DgoFvvu/A Wed Apr 14 15:59:06 2010 No.4885271 >>4885257 Rape myself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 16:01:06 2010 No.4885289 >>4885257 Gather up our old clothes (if they're still there) and go home.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 16:03:06 2010 No.4885300 Well, you could always do what we did with our CYOA. Use sage for all the choices, only the OP bumps. That way it spends very little time on the front page, and you're less likely to attract the ire of CYOA-haters.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 16:04:06 2010 No.4885305 >>4885257 >you are alone Start anime emo lonely angst and end up finding happiness with the magical power of friendship and/or love with your new life as a girl.

>>	Shanker Wed Apr 14 16:04:06 2010 No.4885308 File: 88 KB, 592x799, 1270518432525.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4885210 /tg/- /T/rans/g/ender. EVERYTHING is /tg/ related, my lad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 16:05:06 2010 No.4885314 Shiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttttttt [x] Change back, take the 3 outfits, go home

Anonymous Wed Apr 14 16:06:06 2010 No.4885318

/jp/ of two months ago would have saged and reported this thread into oblivion by now. Not so for the /jp/ of today. What happened?

The name change happened. The daily raids happened. /b/, /v/ and /a/ happened.

Now, all of the newfags who never had to suffer through the worst period in /jp/'s history are inviting the same disaster upon us anew.

...I weep for you, /jp/. I weep for what you - we have become.

adventure time Wed Apr 14 16:08:06 2010 No.4885330
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>>4885261

There's nothing like that around here!

>>4885266

You go back into the changing room and slump down on the bench, your head swimming. Too much has happened in the past minute for you to process.

You stare at yourself in the mirror. ...You have to admit, you look good. Like, really good. You stand again, admiring your new figure. Nice ass, too, you think, as you give it a small squeeze.

>>4885271

...This gives you an idea. Slowly, you reach down underneath your skirt and touch the front of your panties. A shiver runs up your spine at the faint sensation. You press a little harder, and it comes again, stronger this time. So this is what it feels like...

>>4885289

Suddenly, you realize that it's starting to get dark outside. You should probably get somewhere safer before you start... messing around like that. You look around you for your old clothes, but you are dismayed to find that they too have somehow vanished. Your bag, though, is still sitting by the door to the booth.

—What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 16:08:06 2010 No.4885333 >>4885257 Put your jacket over the outfit and try to sneak out of the store unnoticed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 16:08:06 2010 No.4885335 >>4885232 >>4885232 >>4885232 >>4885232 >>4885232

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 16:09:06 2010 No.4885343 >>4885330 Put on my jacket, which I always keep placed in my bag in case of sudden showers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 16:10:06 2010 No.4885351 ...Is touhouproject down or something?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 16:10:06 2010 No.4885354 Put on school uniform

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 16:11:06 2010 No.4885361 >>4885330 Become a paladin

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 16:12:06 2010 No.4885369 >>4885351 We must have CYOA fans who aren't into Touhou, I suppose.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 16:13:06 2010 No.4885379 >>4885330 Screw safety. Go back to touching myself.

>>	Yumi !9DgoFvvu/A Wed Apr 14 16:14:06 2010 No.4885391 >>4885330 Shove the bag into my vagina.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 16:15:06 2010 No.4885399 So you're not doing checkbox-and-votes format, OP? That seems like it'd be simpler to manage.

adventure time Wed Apr 14 16:18:06 2010 No.4885417
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>>4885335

I dunno, I had it in a random image folder.

>>4885354

The school uniform has vanished, along with the rest of the items in the shop.

>>4885361

Why bother? You'd just fall.

>>4885333
>>4885343

Luckily, you remember you had a jacket crammed into your bag. You put it on. It covers the top of your outfit, at least, but your stocking-clad legs and frilly skirt are still visible. Still, it's better than nothing. You head to the front to the store. Luckily, the door has a latch on the back. You open it and quietly slip out into the street.

It's getting dark, probably around seven o'clock.

—Where are you going to go?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 16:20:06 2010 No.4885431 >>4885417 A pub.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 16:20:06 2010 No.4885433 The sidewalk outside a seedy motel.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 16:20:06 2010 No.4885436 >>4885417 home sweet home

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 16:21:06 2010 No.4885439 >>4885417 Wallmart, I need useful goods at inexpensive prices.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 16:22:06 2010 No.4885445 >>4885417 Home. Take short cuts through dark alleys.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 16:23:06 2010 No.4885452 >>4885417 Down a dark back alley, to get home ASAP Nothing could possibly go wrong

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 16:23:06 2010 No.4885455 The park. It always worked for Shiki when he didn't know where to go.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 16:24:06 2010 No.4885458 Back to /tg/ with you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 16:24:06 2010 No.4885460 >>4885445 This. We need to get back as soon as possible!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 16:25:06 2010 No.4885463 Wake up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 16:26:46 2010 No.4885471 >>4885308 What the fuck is wrong with you? This isn't /jp/ related at all and /tg/ is for traditional games. Get the fuck out faggot shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 16:27:46 2010 No.4885484 What's the best way to contact moot? CYOA is against the rules and the janitor clearly isn't doing his job.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 16:29:06 2010 No.4885495 >>4885417 No damn alleys. The crowded streets are safer. Just walk, fast.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 16:31:46 2010 No.4885505 >>4885484 >moderation >/jp/ ...

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 16:31:46 2010 No.4885509 >>4885484 CYOA? But yeah this shouldn't be anywhere near this place. There's a reason we never have any threads following a person in touhou or the like. And its very related to the "[x] jump in the lake" meme. Very, very related.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 16:32:06 2010 No.4885514 [x] cook eggs

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 16:32:46 2010 No.4885513 >>4885505 >/jp/ missing 2 pages Yes there's lots of moderation that's how we've been able to keep the influx of faggots and retards from /tg/, /a/ and /v/ in line even outside of raid times. The worst people are the /tg/ failures though.

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>>4885431

You could really use a drink after all this... but there aren't any good bars around here, as far as you know of.

>>4885455

What would Tohno Shiki do? you think to yourself... probably rape the maids. Seeing as you are one right now, you decide to avoid his advice.

>>4885436
>>4885445
>>4885460

Going home is probably your best bet, you decide. As quickly as possible.

You live in a small one-bedroom apartment, in a complex of mostly students. It's cheap housing, the only kind you can afford, so it's not exactly in the best part of town. You could walk around to the main entrance, but you decide to take your usual short-cut through the alleyway behind the shops backing your apartment complex. There's no-one around, luckily.

You get into the main area of your complex and head towards your place. As you walk up the stairs to your building, you hear the thump thump of a subwoofer coming from a few houses down. It looks like they're having some kind of party down there. The front door of two apartments are open, and there's a small crowd of people standing around outside.

—What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 16:36:06 2010 No.4885533 >>4885526 Check out what's going on there. Discreetly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 16:37:46 2010 No.4885539 >>4885526 Stop posting you massive force of faggotry and go die in a ditch somewhere. If /tg/ really is taken as everything then go completely ruin your board instead of tainting our board.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 16:38:46 2010 No.4885545 >>4885539 Compared to others topics on the first page, this isn't bad at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 16:39:06 2010 No.4885547 File: 30 KB, 392x300, 1263645070034.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4885526 [x] Pull the plug on lights and radio

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 16:39:44 2010 No.4885551 >>4885545 It doesn't matter if you like it or not. It only matters if its related. So FUCK OFF ALREADY.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 16:41:06 2010 No.4885557 >>4885526 >What do you do? FINISH THEM

Anonymous Wed Apr 14 16:41:20 2010 No.4885558 [DELETED]

Threads like these lead to the banning of many many people and the invasion of such threads on other touhou sites such as pooshlmer. It became so bad even moot stepped in and told us to quit it and that these threads were NEVER RELATED. So it doesn't fit here get it the fuck out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 16:42:20 2010 No.4885566 ITT: we learn that meido is a roleplaying fanficition faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 16:43:20 2010 No.4885571 >>4885566 >meido is a roleplaying fanficition faggot Yep apparently so. Meido does a lot of good for the board but this shit wont fly.

>>	Marisa Kirisame !MARiSADA4A Wed Apr 14 16:45:06 2010 No.4885577 >>4885526 [x] go to the party and get raped

Anonymous Wed Apr 14 16:45:06 2010 No.4885578

Chill the fuck out guys. Report then hide the threads, why are you retards bothering hanging around and exclaiming your rage that such a thread showed up on /jp/? Shitty threads are always on /jp/, you complaining doesn't make them any less shitty.

tl;dr hide and report faggots.

Anonymous Wed Apr 14 16:47:20 2010 No.4885587 [DELETED]

>>4885578
>Report then hide the threads
How the fuck does that help us when we'll just get invaded with shitthreads like these since the janitor is a roleplaying faggot? This isn't related. It shouldn't be here even if its good.

Get the fuck out faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 16:48:20 2010 No.4885592 >>4885571 It wont fly no, But this is one big Turd boat sailing on our sea of piss called 4chan

adventure time Wed Apr 14 16:49:06 2010 No.4885597
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>>4885533

You stop as you get to your door. It looks like they're having a good time down there. You'd always wanted to go to one of their parties, but you didn't know any of them so you felt too awkward to just walk in. But now you're an attractive woman, right? They can just walk in anywhere. And that means free booze! You put down your bag in your apartment and head back outside and down the stairs to the party.

You walk up to the crowd out front as casually as you can. You hear a guy whistle. "This isn't a costume party, you know," he says. You pick him out in a group of guys standing near the doorway.

"I just came from one," you lie quickly.

He nods. "Hey, I'm not complaining. Booze is inside, if you want it."

—What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 16:49:20 2010 No.4885594 >>4885592 Good idea to fish it out then.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 16:50:06 2010 No.4885602 >>4885597 Call the /jp/ police

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 16:50:06 2010 No.4885603 >>4885597 Men are scary, get back to your own apartment!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 16:50:20 2010 No.4885601 >>4885597 Kill self to end thread forever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 16:51:06 2010 No.4885607 >>4885597 Try to stop time, if it doesn't work, get drunk ASAP.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 16:53:06 2010 No.4885612 File: 91 KB, 419x600, 1268088012941.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4885597 Fuck the booze, eat all the pizza rolls and start up a game of Scattergories

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 16:53:06 2010 No.4885616 File: 654 KB, 1408x2000, tensi_001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I would do Sohara

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 16:53:06 2010 No.4885618 >>4885597 Get out of there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 16:56:20 2010 No.4885629 This one thread is worse than the last three raids we've suffered. Because its still fucking here for no fucking reason.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 16:57:06 2010 No.4885633 >>4885597 Free alcohol and strange men? Sounds like a winner.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 17:44:06 2010 No.4885634 >>4885597 Drink. Heavily.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 17:46:06 2010 No.4885638 >>4885597 Consume alcohol and proceed to be raped.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 17:47:06 2010 No.4885641 >>4885597 Drink.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 17:48:06 2010 No.4885644 >>4885638 Consume alcohol and proceed to rape him with a strap-on.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 17:51:14 2010 No.4885656 bump

adventure time Wed Apr 14 17:55:06 2010 No.4885667
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Oh hey, posting's back.

>>4885607
>>4885634
>>4885633
>>4885638
>>4885641
>>4885644

"Thanks," you reply, and make your way inside.

The inside of the house is crowded with people. You can barely hear anything over the music. You make your way into the kitchen. There's a keg of beer on the floor, and a tub of some kind of mixed drink on the counter.

—What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 17:59:06 2010 No.4885684 >>4885667 Mystery mixed drink sounds tasty. Let's help ourselves to some of that.

>>	Alexander Degtyarev !!U9Xis6E7fDA Wed Apr 14 18:00:06 2010 No.4885685 >>4885667 Change mind. Decide to visit little sister. Rape.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 18:00:06 2010 No.4885688 >>4885667 Drink the mixed drink

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 18:01:06 2010 No.4885689 Dump the mystery drink on the floor and roll around in it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 18:01:06 2010 No.4885691 Run home and post on /jp/ about whats happened.

>>	Marisa Kirisame !MARiSADA4A Wed Apr 14 18:01:06 2010 No.4885692 >>4885667 Drink the probably date rape laced mixed drink

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 18:01:06 2010 No.4885693 >>4885667 Post on /jp/ about it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 18:02:06 2010 No.4885701 Mixed drink.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 18:05:06 2010 No.4885718 >mixed drink >mixed drink >mixed drink I DRINK TEH ALCOHOLS, AM I KEWL NAO?

adventure time Wed Apr 14 18:09:06 2010 No.4885738
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>>4885701
>>4885692
>>4885689
>>4885688
>>4885684

Beer's never really been your thing, anyways. You scoop yourself a drink of... whatever that stuff is, and take a sip. Whatever it is, it's strong, and burns going down your throat. It's tasty, though, and you're thirsty, so you down it pretty quickly and go to grab another.

Whoa. As soon as you take your second cup you have to lean against the wall. That stuff hit you fast. Your new body obviously doesn't have the tolerance you had before. You feel woozy and disoriented already.

—What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 18:09:06 2010 No.4885741 >>4885692 What madman would lace a whole tub of drink? It's obviously safe.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 18:10:06 2010 No.4885742 >>4885738 Go home and masturbate. What the fuck am I doing at a normalfag party?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 18:10:06 2010 No.4885745 Lay spread eagled on the counter because /jp/ is apparently a slut that likes frat boys.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 18:10:06 2010 No.4885746 >>4885738 go see little sister

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 18:12:06 2010 No.4885753 >>4885738 Start waving the skirt, it's suddenly so fucking hot there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 18:21:56 2010 No.4885796 bump

adventure time Wed Apr 14 18:24:06 2010 No.4885814
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>>4885746

You wonder for a moment why you've been thinking this. You don't even have a little sister.

>>4885742

This was a bad idea. You should just go home and rest. You start to move towards the door, but you stumble and catch yourself against a wall. You're more woozy than you thought. You can feel your body heating up from the alcohol and the stuffy air of the crowded house.

"Hey, you alright?" you hear a voice say from behind you. "Need any help?"

—What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 18:27:06 2010 No.4885826 >>4885814 Say your penis hurts. You'll probably just slur whatever the fuck you say anyways.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 18:28:06 2010 No.4885832 I love this story, keep it up OP!

>>	Alexander Degtyarev !!U9Xis6E7fDA Wed Apr 14 18:28:06 2010 No.4885835 >>4885814 If girl: ok If guy: reply "I dont swing that way"

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 18:28:06 2010 No.4885836 >>4885814 I only allow cute or sexy girls to take advantage of me, drunk or not. We can make it home without assistance. It's not that far.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 18:29:06 2010 No.4885843 >>4885814 turn around. kick whoever asked you in the balls. walk out like a fucking badass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 18:33:28 2010 No.4885868 Why the fuck is this shit here? Get it the fuck out.

>>	Marisa Kirisame !MARiSADA4A Wed Apr 14 18:34:06 2010 No.4885870 >>4885814 "No, no I'm okay..." Continue to stumble out of the party, heading back to your apartment.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 18:34:06 2010 No.4885874 >>4885814 Throw up. Ill probably feel better afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 18:34:06 2010 No.4885876 Kill them.

>>	Alexander Degtyarev !!U9Xis6E7fDA Wed Apr 14 18:35:00 2010 No.4885884 File: 22 KB, 400x300, 1271284534052.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4885868 Eh, relax guy. you dont have to read the thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 18:35:28 2010 No.4885882 Go back to /tg/, I assume this is where all the roleplaying faggotry comes from.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 18:36:00 2010 No.4885894 >>4885884 And you don't have to post it here. Go ruin other boards instead of tainting one that has stayed pure from this faggotry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 18:36:30 2010 No.4885893 >>4885882 It comes from 2ch. An essential meeting place for the otaku community.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 18:38:30 2010 No.4885905 >>4885893 No it doesn't. Meido grow a fucking pair and abide to the board rules instead of protecting your oh so beloved roleplaying faggotry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 18:39:06 2010 No.4885912 File: 7 KB, 193x170, 1241168194158.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh god this thread brings back memories.

Anonymous Wed Apr 14 18:39:31 2010 No.4885910

>>4885894
Yes, THIS is the cancer that is killing /jp/.
THIS, a thread that's basically a multiplayer VN.
Not the "Why is /jp/ so shitty?" threads or Japanese bird cooking spaghetti, or even the constant raids from other boards.
THIS is the absolute WORST THREAD ON /jp/ EVER

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 18:39:31 2010 No.4885913 Get the fuck out faggots

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 18:39:37 2010 No.4885919 >>4885912 Yeah back when the board got locked down because faggots made threads like this one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 18:40:37 2010 No.4885928 This thread makes me frustrated.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 18:41:37 2010 No.4885930 OP kill yourself Meido grow up and deal with the fact that your roleplaying faggotry does not belong here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 18:42:37 2010 No.4885936 File: 26 KB, 707x403, 1269930911712.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4885919 >>4885928 >>4885930 lol y u so mad tho?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 18:43:37 2010 No.4885937 You guys know the janitor might just be asleep, right? Take it easy, I'm sure enough people have reported the thread already, ranting in here changes nothing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 18:43:37 2010 No.4885938 Thread is /jp/ related, janitor-san agreed don't bother him about it :3

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 18:43:37 2010 No.4885940 >>4885936 Because it attracts people like you. Who types like you and thinks like you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 18:44:37 2010 No.4885944 If /jp/ doesn't cover threads like these, how come half of /jp/ are here waiting for OP to post again?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 18:45:37 2010 No.4885949 File: 518 KB, 200x150, 1270869815369.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4885940 Sorry but I'm not even reading this fanfictiony shit. I just like seeing faggots like you get mad over the internet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 18:45:37 2010 No.4885955 >>4885938 moot disagrees with janitor. I don't want to stain our janitor or possibly have him removed since he usually does a great job. But this shouldn't ever be here. >emoticons get the fuck out

>>	Alexander Degtyarev !!U9Xis6E7fDA Wed Apr 14 18:45:37 2010 No.4885958 >>4885944 >implying its only half of /jp/ its just a troll or 2 ruining it for the rest of us, like always.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 18:46:37 2010 No.4885970 >>4885949 Of course you're reading it. Otherwise you wouldn't be defending it. >>4885958 Then go to /tg/ they're the roleplaying board isnt it? they have D&D and keep shitting /jp/ up the most.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 18:47:37 2010 No.4885977 File: 8 KB, 135x130, 1265291480428.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4885970 >implying this is a roleplaying thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 18:48:37 2010 No.4885984 File: 23 KB, 428x336, 1259124762455.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4885970 >Implying I read this shit when I can just troll /jp/, being the easiest board to troll, all day long. Keep telling yourself that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 18:49:37 2010 No.4885996 >>4885977 >>4885984 Same person, go back to /v/ and take your roleplaying threads (like this one) with you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 18:50:37 2010 No.4886003 File: 27 KB, 485x323, 1254035546092.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4885996 Might wanna check your chair for thumbtacks bro I can practically feel the asspain through the tubes.

>>	Alexander Degtyarev !!U9Xis6E7fDA Wed Apr 14 18:50:37 2010 No.4886004 File: 99 KB, 392x300, CoolFace.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4885970 i kinda like it here actually. problem, anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 18:51:04 2010 No.4886017 >>4885977 >>4885984 >>4886003 >>4886004 Exactly the reason why these threads became a bannable offense.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 18:52:04 2010 No.4886018 Hurry up OP, this thread is becoming shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 18:52:34 2010 No.4886020 Ignore the trolls op, please continue. Oh and head home asap.

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>>4885835
>>4885836
>>4885870

"No, I'm ok. Really." You straighten up.

"Alright, if you say so," says whoever was behind you.

You head slowly towards the door. By the time you get there you've managed to get most of your balance back. You're just not used to the way this body works, obviously. You get a few cat-calls as you make your way out the door and towards your own building.

...Wait a minute. Where is your building? You must have left the party from a different door than you entered from, because you don't recognize this area of the complex. You've probably been there before, but in your current mental state you can't tell where you are at all.

—What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 18:54:06 2010 No.4886040 Last call. If you want to continue, take it to the ghost board.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 18:54:06 2010 No.4886042 >>4885912 Yeah back when the board got locked down because faggots made threads like this one. Spoiler: OP is meido, the janitor

Alexander Degtyarev !!U9Xis6E7fDA Wed Apr 14 18:54:06 2010 No.4886045
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>>4886017
trolls like you are the reason. by picking fights with anyone who doesnt post fucking toohoos all day.

so heres one for you, bye.

please continue OP, purge the filth with MOAR

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 18:55:04 2010 No.4886053 >>4886049 Stay away fuckface

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 18:55:04 2010 No.4886054 >>4886034 Walk around the perimeter of the building until you find the entrance you used. I'm not gonna be raped by anyone except myself or maybe my childhood friend if he/she's cool.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 18:55:33 2010 No.4886047 >>4886034 GET RAPED WHY HAVEN'T WE BEEN RAPED YET

>>	adventure time Wed Apr 14 18:55:33 2010 No.4886049 >>4886034 And on that note, IRL is unfortunately intruding on me right now, so I have to go. Don't worry, though, I'll be back later tonight to continue our little adventure!

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