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Happy Patchy day!

>> No.40101291
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>>40101209
More like Pigchouli Guntledge

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Happy 9/6!

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Time to celebrate!

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It's her day.

>> No.40103041
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Why is it Patche day?

>> No.40103045
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>>40101291
troon

>> No.40103086
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>>40101291
Not fat, patchouli is thin! Dangerously thin!

>> No.40109490
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Going topside

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>> No.40118476

Only ten replies?
This fatty has become really unimportant.

>> No.40124368
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>>40118476
She got lots of new pics though.

>> No.40124687

This nerd makes my bookworm hard if you know what I mean

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>> No.40124778

>>40124687
i dont get it

>> No.40128883

>>40124368
I'm going to bulling original patchouli

>> No.40131502
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>> No.40132970

>>40128883
Touch a single hair on Original Patchouli's head and I will twist your nuts off.

>> No.40141024
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the chouli?

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>>40141024
2000's choulis.

>> No.40144080

I had a dream last night where I was going to lunch with my dad and he said we were going to meet one of his coworkers there but he didn't know her very well. When we got there he introduced me to Koakuma who came with Patchouli. I shook Koa's hand but hugged Patchy for some reason. We then had a nice lunch together.
I don't know why I had that dream, I don't even like Koa and Patchouli that much.

>> No.40152317

P

>> No.40153163

>>40152317
A

>> No.40160140

>>40153163
T

>> No.40162804

>>40160140
C

>> No.40165300

>>40162804
H

>> No.40165330

O

>> No.40165407

>>40165330
U

>> No.40170058

>>40165407
L

>> No.40170101

>>40170058
FAT

>> No.40170130

>>40144080
Prophetic dream

>> No.40170163
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>>40170101
death sentence

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.

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>>40101291
50% is the best.

>> No.40199492

>>40101209

>> No.40205485
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PURPLE WIZARD NEEDS FOOD BADLY

>> No.40205844

>>40205485
why is patche's pizza crust so thick???

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she's so gorgeous...

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>> No.40223808

>>40217090
For a nerd.

>> No.40223820
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>>40223808
Fine by me.

>> No.40226479

>>40205844
The crust is Patchy's favorite part.

>> No.40229099
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Have you read your metaphysics today?

>> No.40234695

>>40101291
for me it's 50%

>> No.40240454

>>40229099
I want Patchy to read it to me before I go to sleep!

>> No.40240985
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Why is Patchouli drawn so big and fat?
Patchouli should be cute and smol.

>> No.40244977
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>>40240985
These 2 things are not mutually exclusive

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>> No.40256173

>>40101209
the couly

>> No.40257794
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>>40256173
Chouli-chan

>> No.40257827

>>40257794
Cuddling with Choulio-chan

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>> No.40272545

>>40101291
I like the 15% one

>> No.40273540
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>>40101291
30% is perfection

>> No.40280148
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I want to be Patche's pillow

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>>40280148
I want to be Patche's chair

>> No.40281943
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>>40281860
Need more comfy art of these two like this.

>> No.40291884
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so goood!

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>> No.40299204

Buu buu

>> No.40303963
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Why is Patchy like this?

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>>40303963

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>> No.40317390

>>40303963
like what?

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>> No.40328329

>>40328261
Implying I wouldn't be eating it with her

>> No.40328404

>>40328261
Bullying fat girls is the best!

>> No.40328583
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>>40328404

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built for the most violent of mating presses (by me)

>> No.40337071

>>40329046
i liked this better when i thought from the thumb that it was 2d

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smelly girlfeets

>> No.40342650

>>40101209
Why is Patchy the best girl of her game?

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>>40328404

>> No.40352137
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whats she so happy about?

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>>40352137
Because I'm going to read next to her curled up

>> No.40352281
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>>40342650
Her design and personality are 10/10

>> No.40356099
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>> No.40363458
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PATCHOULI DIEt____

>> No.40372538

>>40356099
Fat cow

>> No.40372610

>>40356099
Sex and nakadashi with this cow

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>> No.40379546

>>40356099
I want to rub her feet

>> No.40387780

>>40377759
I can't fault Pache's choice. What else would you use magic for if you don't plan to go out for the day?

>> No.40387946

>>40356099
Fuck's sake Patchy, you look tired and you're only sitting there!

>> No.40394770
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sleep patche

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> possibly oversized breasts
Are gigantic breasts weren't socially acceptable thing to draw/uploaded in danbooru or was that site run by pettanko?
Because there is 160 pages of gigantic breasts image there

>> No.40401873

>>40401227
They are bunch of idiots. I uploaded a few arts and all of them were denied because the art is unfinished or rough yet there are such arts uploaded there.

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>> No.40402565

>>40401873
post your art

>> No.40403107

>>40402565
I didn't mean it was my art. But just check any of the arts currently pending (fresh loads) and check back again 3-4 days later to see still unaproved because they didn't meet their taste.

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imagine
the
softness

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>>40410186
Truly soft...

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>>40413798
Why is she angry?

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>>40420639
Someone stole her books again.

>> No.40433229

>>40420639
Her favorite tea fell out of stock.

>> No.40433334
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S A T O R
A R E P O
T E N E T
O P E R A
R O T A S

>> No.40442611
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>>40413798
Pouty Pache is too cute.

>> No.40443547

>>40101209
We love Pache

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>>40442611

>> No.40453416
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If you met Patch irl, what would you like her to teach you?

>> No.40454472
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>>40453416
Magic obviously

>> No.40455239

>>40454472
Magic of what kind? Basic elemental or something special?

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>>40455239
Enough to become a magician (species) too so I can stay comfy with Patchy forever.

>> No.40460065 [DELETED] 

>>40101209
>>40401227
Progrrss opression
Atrocities happen when men trying to be right

>> No.40462937

How old is she?

>> No.40468781

>>40462937
12

>> No.40470444

>>40462937
old enough

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>>40462937
14 because is peak

>> No.40473672
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>>40462937
Isn't she over 100?

>> No.40476102

Could anyone please give me as many essential details about Patchouli's character and interactions as possible? Wanna write a non-H fanfic for a friend but my knowledge about 2hus is severely limited

>> No.40477789

>>40273540
las lesbianas

>> No.40480098

>>40476102
Read Silent Sinner in Blue, Patchouli appears and interacts enough to show her personality.

>> No.40480115

>>40477789
Begone faggot

>> No.40485601
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>> No.40489983

Why do people draw her fat?

>> No.40490001

>>40473672
Over 100 kgs...

>> No.40492327

>40433334
shh...

>> No.40492686
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>>40402565
And get doxed?
https://danbooru.donmai.us/forum_topics/21678
seriously, why would anyone shill to that site?

>> No.40492912 [DELETED] 

>>40492686
nice discord drama

>> No.40499856

>>40489983
Asthmatic shut in that reads books all day at the least she's a bit chubby!

>> No.40500599

>>40413798
I want to annoy her until she makes this face.

>> No.40506861
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>> No.40509429
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>>40101209
What languages does she speak, aside from Japanese of course?

>> No.40512387
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>>40509429
Spanish

>> No.40512606

>>40413672
Wouldn't Patchy want to wear something more comfortable than a thong?

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>>40509429
Turkish, with her knowing both Ottoman and pre-islamic Turkish script

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Where would you take Patchy if you went on a date?

>> No.40523029

>>40522839
Back to the bitch store to demand a refund.

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>> No.40530684

>>40522839
I would ask her where she'd like to go

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>> No.40537646

>>40101209

>> No.40542184
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>> No.40543753

>>40492686
>Discord
>getting doxed
>being a dramafag
Is there any good -booru out there? Gelbooru has more art and variety usually, but I have to wade through a lot of pages if I want to see a whole image set. Also fuck subscribtions.

>> No.40545391

>>40509429
Latin

>> No.40545873
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>> No.40546222

>>40545391
Is she any good with Ancient Greek? I need some help with it.

>> No.40546260

>>40536716
>>40526842
I want to sink into Patchy's softness

>> No.40553147

>>40536716
How nutritive is her milk?

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>>40546260

>> No.40558890

>>40556443
Yes, just like that

>> No.40559891

>>40553147
Very NUTritive

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>>40558890

>> No.40575604

>>40575520
Not much of a foot guy, I'd be small and stuck between her tits or sat on

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>>40575604

>> No.40576521

>>40576466
Much better!

>> No.40576740
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Why does she read books with blank pages?

>> No.40576767

>>40576740
If you can't see the words, it means you lack the INT

>> No.40580960

>>40576466
This looks very dangerous, what if she farted?

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>>40576740
>>40576767
ancient meme coming up

>> No.40586726
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Cooling down with Patche

>> No.40588036
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>>40576740
I want to surprise her from behind while she is reading and give her a loving hug.

>> No.40591667

>>40588036
I wonder if Patchy's the type to like lots of touching.

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>>40591667
I hope so, I have a lot of affection to give her.

>> No.40600824

>>40576740
She doesn't. Her reading steals the words from the page and moves them into her mind.

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>> No.40607636

>>40592834
How are you planning on getting close enough to her to give it? She rarely leaves the library.

>> No.40613491
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>>40586726
I bet she'd try to beat the heat with some ice or water magic.

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I hope you keep a book reading routine, she isn't going to like you if you do not read at least a few hours every day.

>> No.40614720

>>40614272
I spend at least an hour a day studying Latin and Ancient Greek, is that good enough?

>> No.40622628
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>>40614272
What kind of books should I read?

>> No.40623503

>>40101209
HAPPY~

>> No.40628942
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>>40614720
It is acceptable if you are also reading the classics and not just learning the languages to pass some test, but she wants more hours from you.
>>40622628
Start with the western canon.

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>>40628942
Ego linguas latinorum et graecorum disco, ut libros Platonis, Ciceronis et alliorum vetustorum actorum legere possim. Cetera tempora diei ad studium scientiarum et ad legendum librorum hodiernorum auctorum dedicata sunt.

Satisne haec res isti feminae sapientissimae?

>> No.40635144

>>40628942
>>40614272
I can't focus on the books when her cleavage is out like that.

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>> No.40636723

>>40635828
Holy fuck, this is so incredibly cute

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>>40635828
soft feet!

>> No.40652729

>>40645549
Where are they going?

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>>40652729
To my house.

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>>40635828
>>40645549
Patchy tried going out earlier in the day but the heat was too much.

>> No.40666913
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>>40666601
Now Patch is cooling off and taking it easy!

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>>40666913
>>40666601

>> No.40671161
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>>40666913

>> No.40674763

>>40671161
sausechouli

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>>40671161
she's very meaty...

>> No.40676830

gg

>> No.40685868

>>40674927
She should exercise.

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>>40685868

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>>40687422
She's making good progress it seems

>> No.40691460

>>40687422
>>40691339
I want to train Patchy on everything physical

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>>40691460
I want to take it easy with Patche.

>> No.40700455

bullying patchouli

>> No.40701711

>>40700455
No buli allowed

>> No.40702308

>>40691460
That's dangerous - she'll become both stronger and smarter than you

>> No.40705606
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>>40691460
She's doing her best.

>> No.40713860

>>40700455
She will sit on you!

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>>40705606
Patchouli is an intellectual. She's not good at anything physical.

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What's the best way to make Patchy happy?

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>>40719641
Anything that would make a hikkineet happy, computers, snacks, video games and books.

>> No.40727537
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>> No.40728129

She deserves a family sized cake a day

>> No.40736954

>>40722141
What kind of books - I own a bunch of 19th century reprints of the works of Cicero in their original Latin. Would that be enough to woo her?

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>> No.40738452

>>40455239
Teleportation magic

>> No.40739337

>>40736954
Yes. But only if you can ejaculate without touching yourself while reading them. Because thats all your getting.

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>> No.40740916

>>40509429
All languages of magic and mysticism, obviously. So Quranic Arabic, Classical Chinese, Persian, Attic Greek, German, Sanskrit, Pali, and Latin. Possibly also Fon, Maya, Tamil, Malayali, Kannada, English, French, and Punjabi.

>> No.40740949

>>40740916
And Hebrew, Yiddish, Ladino, and Enochian, of course.

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>>40740916
Why German, is she that into German theosophy/anthroposophy?

Is there a way to get her to agree to teach me some of these languages - I'm competent with Latin, have basic knowledge of Attic Greek and I'd like to learn Sanskrit and Persian next.

>> No.40744676

>>40742808
German has a strong tradition of mysticism (Faustus was German), and it also has many important philosophers like Kant and Hegel. No way Patche would be content with a translated version of Phenomenology of the Spirit.

>> No.40746196

>>40744676
That is true. How o I get her to teach me some of these languages?

>> No.40746382

>>40746196
You'd have to become her friend or lover, or maybe just pay her. Maybe if you can get her books she doesn't have?

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>>40746382
It's highly unlikely that I have books she doesn't. I'd love to become her friend, but how could I even approach her?

>> No.40749293

>>40103086
She doesnt do any kind of physical exercise and spend all time reading books , drinking tea and eating cakes, so probably is a big fatass with ddiabetes

>> No.40749479
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>>40749293
Patchouli is the type who probably forgets to eat when she's reading a really engaging book.

Besides, she's a youkai witch, she literally doesn't have to eat at all.

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>>40749479
Patchouli's engrossment in her research is why Remilia has regularly scheduled tea parties. It helps Pache keep aware of time.

>> No.40753045

>>40748988
>It's highly unlikely that I have books she doesn't
Most of Patchouli's books were published before the barrier was established (1885). She wants more modern books.

>> No.40754893
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>>40753045
Doesn't she have a lot of modern programming textbooks?

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>> No.40761604

>>40760515
Great unmoving library visits the library mobile.

>> No.40766155
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Please do not bully original Patchouly!

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>>40766155
She's cute, but I think Patchy was first.

>> No.40771998

>>40761604
She looks disappointed

>> No.40773986 [DELETED] 

>>40101209

>> No.40774970

>>40771998
I doubt she has much interest in fiction books.

>> No.40778693

>>40771998
She probably already read all the books they had. It's hard for a small library to keep up with a genuine book lover like Patchy-sama.

>> No.40779095

>>40485601
How do I get her to stand cutely like this?

>> No.40781755

>>40101209
i saw a very nice drawing of patchy being on her all fours and receiving a dog's cum inside her
i wish the rules allowed me to share it with you all

>> No.40783363

>>40779095
Make her use one of her major spellcards.

>> No.40783431

>>40783363
Wouldn't that be dangerous for my health?

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>>40781755
post a link

>> No.40791433
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It's the happiest day of your life, anon.

>> No.40799082

>>40783431
Have you ever heard of anyone dying in a danmaku battle?

>> No.40799100

>>40799082
>danmaku battle
I mean spell card duel.

>> No.40799668

>>40526842
Wow

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>>40791433
God I love this little creature so much.

>> No.40812785

>>40810588
Would that be Patchy or Koakuma?

>> No.40818668
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>>40205485

>> No.40818884

>>40818689
I hate that Itou Life became a filthy vtumor and never drew doujinshi or even art again

>> No.40818947

>>40818689
I'd be ordering with her to be honest

>> No.40818975
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>>40818884
That explains why I haven't seen new shit from them in ages.

>> No.40819039

>>40818975
He's earning millions playing videogames disguised as an OC girl

>> No.40821908

>>40818668
I want to bury my face there

>> No.40822212
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>>40818668
Why is her ass so fat and comfy?

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>> No.40831345
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>> No.40837371

>>40818668
>>40822212
So that she doesn't crush you, when she sits on your face, because you're too loud and definetly not because she wants to feel someone's face under her big butt that silences whoever get's under it.

>> No.40840110
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>> No.40842121

>>40840110
Why would Patchy's cookies taste anything but great?

>> No.40844262
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>>40840110
You don't need to ask, everything you prepare always tastes good!

>> No.40846157

>>40453416
How do love.

>> No.40854607
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>> No.40861271
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>> No.40864837
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Wanna join, anon?

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>> No.40871435

>>40864837
Yes, but would they accept me?

>> No.40881549

>>40864837
Maybe if you had smaller breasts...

>> No.40881576
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More like Paizuri Knowledge.

>> No.40886246
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Patchy at the beach.

>> No.40888604
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>>40881576
She's a big girl...

>> No.40888618

>>40881576
soft...

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>> No.40899148
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>So you're also interested in this kind of book, anon?

>> No.40901113

>>40899148
Maybe

>> No.40901393
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>> No.40908544
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>> No.40910456

>>40854607
Only Patchy would make cocoa in a volumetric flask lmao.

>> No.40910488

>>40864986
divine grace and beauty of the venus

>> No.40916043

>>40901393
I'd have thought Patchouli would be more of a no animals person than a cat person.

>> No.40918941

>>40916043
"Librarian" and "cat lover" are practically synonyms.

>> No.40920259

>>40888604
Sweaty Patchy fat deposits!

>> No.40926376

>>40899148
What kind of book?

>> No.40926763
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Patchouli will cast ONE spell for you. What do you ask her to cast?

>> No.40934172

>>40926763
She can cast teleport to gensoyko

>> No.40940956

>>40926763
Spell to give every touhou futa cock and balls.

>> No.40941460
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>>40926763
A spell that would grant me the power to make any girl wet herself uncontrollably

>> No.40941862

>>40926763
She can cast paizuri without needing a book.

>> No.40947227
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>>40941862
this.

>> No.40947508

>>40837371
I want to be crushed by Patchy's big butt

>> No.40954121
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>> No.40954976
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40954976

Patchouli changed her hair. Do you say anything to her.

>> No.40955718

>>40822212
How would she react if I squeezed it?

>> No.40956585
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† † † † †

>> No.40958734

>>40956585
Does she walk around the SDM wearing those crosses?

>> No.40959504

>>40926763
A love spell on herself towards me. Better not be a cheap one, too.

>> No.40963899
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>>40947508

>> No.40964788

>>40954976
"I love ponytails."

>> No.40966001

>>40963899
God I wish I was Koa right there

>> No.40966590

>>40966001
I'd rather be under the table, in Patche's slipper

>> No.40971094
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>>40966001
That seems very risky, what if she passes gas?

>> No.40978027

>>40971094
what soft looking butt...

>> No.40978351
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>>40124368

>> No.40978409

>>40958734
Remilia and Flandre don't care about crosses, remember?

>> No.40982297

>>40978027
Would you rather touch it or have her sit on your face?

>> No.40986743

>>40978351
Must bulli original Patchouli

>> No.40987490

>>40982297
Yes

>> No.40988880

>>40982297
Bury my face and use my hands and tounge to touch it

>> No.40988885

>>40986743
Don't bullying her

>> No.40989085

>>40509429
She has books in Esperanto

>> No.40992305

>>40989085
But can she read it?

>> No.40992380
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You come home after a long day and see this on your bed, what would you do?

>> No.40993916
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>>40992380
Go for a cuddle, then fall asleep on her chest listening to her cute breaths

>> No.41000014
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>> No.41000146

>>40992305
Of course she can

>> No.41001254
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41001254

Is patchy a boobhu or a butthu?

>> No.41001598

>>41001254
yes

>> No.41003685
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Patchy did good. Time to rest.

>> No.41007005

i love patchouli!!!

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>>41007005
me too!!!

>> No.41008494
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Goodbye Patchy, I will always love you

>> No.41008640

>>40992380
Backwards long jump into mating press.

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41009717

Good night Patchy

>> No.41010017

Patchy? More like Fatchy!

>> No.41010693

>>40978409
That's because there are no Christians there. Crosses only work for Christians

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RIP yet another garbage dump. The meaning of a cross is to make something show its true form. Glow harder.

>> No.41011667

Crosses work for every shitty thread.
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>> No.41013709

>>41011146
You're a garbage dump.

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